Natalie Hernandez
Welcome to Late Night with Natalie! Tonight I have with me none other than the founding member of Mindless Illusions, Angel. Welcome Angel, how are you today?

Angel
Asi-asi...a little bit tired from training but i'll manage.

*Brings the top of a Sove Nirvana bottle to her lips and drinks*

Natalie
Well I am sure you train very hard, seeing as in recent weeks, you have made a name for not only yourself, but for your stable as well. Tell me, how are things with Mystika & Lei Yu?

Angel
Mystika shes a good contender and its no wonder Lei Yu picked her she can rough up her knuckles like the best of em.....as for Lei Yu

*sinisterly chuckles*

Shes still a slave drivin bleotch as always....but hey I still love her anyway shes a good manager....shit she does better then my trainers back at home

*sips on her Sobe agian*

Natalie
While we are on the subject of managers, has Lei Yu made any comments about Kristin Wallace's attack on her during your match on last Exile?

Angel
Weeeeeeelllll.... all I can say is I plead the 5th on that one.

*giggles insanely before sipping on the Sobe bottle once more*

Natalie
Speaking of Kristin, what are your feelings towards the Bod Squad?

Angel
What a lovely bunch of bimbos is all i gotta say.....i swear you'd think they were from high school or something....they remind me of these air headed lil twats i had to tutor in college one time....They smelled like beer and cum everyday and as the days would go by the more the smelled just lingered and got stronger by the moons passing....i swear they need to be called the St. Jackoff Cheerleading Squad instead of the "Bod Squad".

Natalie Hernandez
While we are talking about cum stains, is Angel currently on the market for any of the male viewers out there?

Angel
Yes and no.....im single and yet i dont wanna look for anyone right now....besides i think some guys would either be to intimidated by me or they just to scared that i'll catch them creepin around and i end up beatin both him and the hoodrat that he tapped and enough rage to make all 7 layers of Hell chake and the Devil crying for God to save em.

Natalie Hernandez
Well.. you seem like you like to keep your men in order. Kinda like Mya. Can you tell me what your affiliations are with the Unleashed Champion?

Angel
that its written in the stars that sucker belongs to me.....and Mya better not get to comfy wearin that lovely belt around her waist cause i will snatch the UC belt in the blink of an eye like a thief in the night and i will be the champ....

*Looks at the camera*

So Mya be ready to cross paths with me cause my fist will be comein across your pretty little face.

*Turns back to Natalie*

and thats the promise from the Angel of Death

Natalie
the Angel of Death? How interting that Taylor has the same nickname. What do you think about the return of Taylor and her legacy in Divas Unleashed?

Angel
I find it very interesting and things are gonna fire up if we start to clash....that would be an all out onsulaght and it wont be pretty....and did i say Angel? i meant ArchAngel....so really i cant wait till me and Taylor clash....oooo my blood is boiling just thinkin about it....

Natalie Hernandez
What are your thoughts on some other of the Divas Unleashed divas? Say, Bianca, Tequila, Katrina, & Cleopatra?

Angel
I dont know...Im gonna sum up one word for each superstar....Bianca, energetic.....Tequila entertaining......Katrina, competitor.....Cleopatra interesting.....

Natalie Hernandez
What are your thoughts on the Stripped Championship type matches? Such as the Bra & Panties, Paddle on a Pole, & Bikini Contests?

Angel
SSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTY! come on those matches were put on there for eye candy for horny mid-aged men and freaky lil teenage boys....the only on i respect out of those matchesis the paddle on the pole cause you can bash your opponents arse in with a paddle....its funny as hell to it makes me giggle just thinkin about it too....

Natalie Hernandez
What would you say your favorite match to compete in is?

Angel
Im a big fan of a Hell in a Cell match or a table match for the UC belt.

*grins*

Natalie Hernandez
Is their any other championship you are looking to gain other than the Unleashed title?

Angel
If i could i want them all.....but the UC is the one that catches my eye really bad.

Natalie Hernandez
The Feminity Wrestling Awards are coming up next month, what are your plans and thoughts on the event?

Angel
I could care less about it but if i win anything it will be a plus....although all this is is notthing but one big popularity contest erally...but hey i'll go along with the gag....I'm sure that theres sure to be some half assed votes comein this way.

Natalie Hernandez
If you had to name the number one influence on your career path, who would it be and why?

Angel
I would have to say my mom...because shes the toughest thing that ever walked on this earth....shyt the great wall of china does'ent have anything on her....shes like a juggernaut it a mugger were to come at her she'd strike them down with notthing but a cold stare and they'd run away.....hence why im fighting today and so skilled at the arts because of her...shes the reason why i've become what i am today. I shyt you not 2 dudes tried to attack me and my mom one time and she whooped-thier-arses. She pummeled them to the ground so har you could'ent tell the difference between thier asses or the asphalt

Natalie Hernandez
Go Angel's mom, perhaps she should join us here at Divas Unleashed. I'm sorry Angel, but we are out of time. Any last words before we go?

Angel
*pulls out from behind her a lovely looking Katana with dimonds encrusted on the handle with a jade finish on the sheath of it*

Yea....im holdin out a contest for this Katana...the winner will win this and a one on one training seminar with me and Lei Yu so we can show you the tricks and trades of fighting so if you wanna learn how just wait for the commercialsto show up and you'll get the idea...this katana is worth up to 500,000 smackers so heh buddy this is just for show

Natalie
Well, I'll be sure I sent my secret agents out after that lovely jewel. Well Ladies & Gentlemen, thanks for tuning in, see you next week when I'll be interviewing none other than the returning Taylor.

Angel
Thats all i gotta say....it was lovely haveing this little interview Natalie it was quite the experience

Natalie
Thank you for coming on the show. Next week we'll be interviewing the returning Taylor. Good night.

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