Natalie Hernandez
Hi everybody and welcome to Late Night with Natalie, I’m joined this evening by Bod Squad member and current Tag Team Champion, Crystal, Crystal welcome, how are you today?

Crystal
Umm…honey. This microphone is a little…I don’t know.... uncomfortable. The wires are running all up in my nipple in here, kind of exfoliating.

Natalie Hernandez
Is that better?

Crystal
Umm…why yes. Oh my, who does your nails? They need a little bit of touch up, just kidding sweetie, they need A LOT, not a bit a touch up anyway, next question!

Natalie Hernandez
I’ll see about my nails thank you, how does it feel being associating with such power and also holding a championship in Divas Unleashed?

Crystal
Power? Oh yeah, Kinky Kristin. She's a real doll, yeah, a real doll. It's really too bad that she you know, fell for Rockford or whatever. But we came to terms with a "You help me, I help you" kind of deal. Since me and Katrina patched things up, things have been hunky-dory. As for holding the Tag Team Championship (leaves the chair to retrieve her Tag Title before petting it like a cat) It is a real, a real honor, it means that "I can not only kick your ass by myself, I can do it with my little product under training Mrs. Cleo”. You know she gives free readings for the first 20 minutes?

Natalie Hernandez
Really? What is your relationship with Cleopatra, how did you meet?

Crystal
Oh my, that was some time ago. I don’t know if you remember Natalie, but myself and Mas Tequila where working a little place called GWF. So late one night, after the arena had cleared, this little girl, who has the gift of a fashion sense stumbles backstage. She was anxious and innocent to know about to world of wrestling as a woman apparently she had some bad fall out with Victoria's Secret, and then she had some issues in court with money problems.

So, I took her under my wing, because she had the most adorable little dress. If it was anyone else, I would have simply let them roam the streets, without class and style and a martini to keep them happy.

My relationship with her now is my little girl in training she's like the sister I never had. It's kind of cute. Kind of…Natalie! Where is my Popsicle?

Natalie Hernandez
Its coming, its coming! You are now a member of the Bod Squad was there any nervousness that you could be released from your contract at any moment if you really upset Shane Rockford?

Crystal
Actually, at first I heard it was Shane's idea to bring me and Katrina back together to form the Uber Divas of DU. These are just rumors I'm sure, but he had signed the Bod Squad deal, and then him and Kristin had their little tissy fits, and soon enough she stole the project. It didn't occur to me my contract might have been released. Wow, that's a little bit of a sober-upper huh? I guess now there is a certain fear of that, honey, your not working for "the man" are you?

Natalie Hernandez
I’m working for both Kristin Wallace and Shane Rockford; there is a lot of male interest in you, what is your current status?

Crystal
Alright, I'll answer this one, but if Icer walks out that door I'm kicking your buns to tim-buck-to. As for my current Status, I was seeing Matt Damon for a little bit that’s a hot piece of ass honey, yeah, but we have conflicting schedules plus he went to Europe, so we called it off, but I am single now though so no worries boys.

Have you seen that Rodrigo Son...Sonta...something or other Cleo got her hands on him, the joke going round backstage is "She lost him to Gisele?" It's quite hysterical…laugh Natalie!

Natalie Hernandez
Mentioning models, how do you feel about the bikini contests and most recently the Brawl over Beer matches which have been taking place from time to time, how do you feel about those?

Crystal
Oh god, you mean those matches where the girls get all naked & throw edibles on each other like lesbians in an Angelina Jolie movie? Please, it was a waste of beer.

I understand that they bring in the gentlemen, which is why I don’t go out and rip those no talent blonde bimbos hair out by their fake roots. Other than that, I don’t plan on spending my days watching them, but if they get people here, then go them, just don’t expect me to like them!

Natalie Hernandez
Interesting, how did it feel having a pay per view themed around yourself?

Crystal
That was like a dream come true, I loved it. The banners with me on them, and the media surrounding it in the local news It's amazing, I enjoyed in thoroughly, I don’t think Kristin is getting me a birthday present now though

Natalie Hernandez
Moving away from the wrestling, what are you’re views on some of the fellow divas? Say, Pandora, Tara Lee, Star?

Crystal
Well, Pandora, she is a real gem. I like her style. With my help, she could lose her little mask thing & become very socially acceptable. Tara Lee....well....she’s.....then we have Star, a tough bitch. Even though she could use a little nose work, she gave me quite the fight on my own personal holiday Friday 13th street brawl... who works on that day!?!

Natalie Hernandez
Most people…if you were going to star in a movie, who would you pick as your leading man?

Crystal
Oh my, I would probably enjoy the company of lots of them but, just to see the spicier side of Kaci, I would pick Mark Wahlberg

Natalie Hernandez
Would you say you were jealous of Kaci by that comment?

Crystal
No sweetie, she doesn't got him either! (Crystal rocks back and forth in the chair laughing). Mark has some other bimbo knocked up and he has to marry her!

Natalie Hernandez
Do you like the idea of putting over rising talent rather than main eventing for a long period of time?

Crystal
I think we should do an equal amount of each. Like a continuing alternation, with the ones who impressed us getting more turns, and the ones who don’t, they get stuck at the bottom. Of course I am already established, so if a rising star "rises" I will be more than happy to show those ignorant beings where they belong I mean come on, I have a PPV named after me

Natalie Hernandez
I’m sorry but that’s all we have time for, here’s another Popsicle. Tune in next week when we’ll be clashing with Krysta Taylor in the hot seat, Crystal, any last words?

Crystal
Yeah, are you ready for this America?

Crystal
Well, of course to become the Divas Unleashed Champion. Besides that, I want to prove that I'm not a whore like some of the girls

(Crystal grabs her martini & pours it on Natalie's desk. She then lights the liquid on fire) Oh yeah, and one more thing. (Crystal then turns with her belt and Popsicle before she walks away) Man, this cord is great; I'm going to leave it on for tonight

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