The Mirage hotel is the scene for a buzzing atmosphere as the limousines beginning pulling into the famous Strip as they pull up to the side of the Mirage hotel. The floor rumbles as the camera is show filming the spectacular Volcano display as it wows the audience which has gathered to view it’s glory.

The red carpet has been laid up the side of the hotel entrance way, where the cars and taxis would normally pull up to but now it is a hard walk up, especially if you’re in heels. The cameras are located everywhere as a security barrier has been put up and a special entrance erected for the guests at the hotel.

The volcano finishes and the camera zooms in to a magazine cover looking Holly Wentz and a scrubbed Josh Diaz who are standing next to the Volcano. Holly is dressed in white with diamond ear rings and her Versace dress shows off her best asset, her boobies. Josh Diaz is wearing a black shirt and black pants which just screams Acrombie and Fitch.

The fans of the red carpet are seen in the background making their way into the hotel to take their seats or get hammered at the bar as Holly and Josh Diaz nod and begin to speak to the viewers at home and over the PA system which can be heard around the hotel perimeter.

Josh Diaz: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to a very special evening and you know what, I almost wet myself. This is set to be a great night and we’re at the fabulous location of the Mirage in Las Vegas, Nevada! We’ve got a hold list of celebrities and we have an hour pre show to fit them all into so sit back, grab a beer and feast your eyes on the scene that is the Feminity Wrestling Awards!

Holly Wentz: That’s right, tons of celebrities are going to be pulling up, but the only think is they have to make it up this steep walk to reach the entrance and luckily for me I was brought up in a Golf Caddy. We also have an exclusive look at the new Photo Shoot of diva Star packed into the show for you this evening and a tribute to the late Indigo.

Josh Diaz: How we are going to fit this in, we have no clue but what I can tell you is that following this program is a special behind the scenes look at the awards planning. Miss Rhiannon and Katrina are going to be performing tonight and that will feature their exclusive training for the awards tonight too. But right now we’re heading over to our red carpet correspondents, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Girls, what have you got for us?

The camera shows a purple clad Tara Lee standing with her hair in a perm with her fiancée Billy Martin as the two wave to the camera before it cuts to Katrina who is wearing a strapless green satin Vera Wang dress as she flashes off her new wedding ring with her husband Shane Helms geared out in Armani. The two waves to photographers are shown getting up onto the rectangle podium to pose as Billy and Tara leave the podium. Katrina’s hair is down over her face in a half covering design which makes her look evilly seductive.

They exit the podium as Mary-Kate Olsen catches them, as Katrina smiles and puts her arm around the waist of her new husband as the duo wait for the Olsen Twin’s first question of the evening; Mary Kate is also dressed in Vera Wang.

Mary-Kate Olsen: I’m here with Katrina and Shane Helms, Katrina you’re looking wonderful this evening. I see we’re wearing the same designer, good choice there! I was wondering what you’re thoughts are on tonight and what you’re looking forward to in the show?

Katrina: Well, tonight should be a lot of fun. Hopefully I win an award or two, which would make it even nicer. I'm looking forward to performing with Jessica tonight.

Mary-Kate Olsen: Yes, I saw your warm up the other day. I’m looking forward to it and I understand you recently got married, congratulations! I have a question for you both. If you could trade places with any superhero who would it be and why?

Shane Helms: We'll I think everyone would know mine. I'm obsessed with the Green Lantern, so it would probably be him.

Katrina: Let's see, I think I'd have to pick Wonder Woman. I'd love to use that lasso on some people to get the truth out of them. Plus she just kicks ass, like me.

Mary-Kate Olsen: I think you’re a better replacement than Lynda Cater, thanks guys. Enjoy the show and the walk up. Shane you better carry her over the threshold one more time. Now we’re going back to Holly, who I understand is standing by with Evanescence. Holly.

The camera shows Valeria Sanchez arriving as she waves to the camera and uses her leather boots to step up onto the podium as the photographers snap away before the taping cuts to a smiley Holly and a unique dressed Amy Lee who is wearing a ballerina’s outfit with black paint smeared over it and bright yellow pantyhose. Amy Lee’s hair is also down and she is wearing orange eye make up and blue blusher.

Holly Wentz: Thanks Mary-Kate and I’d choose Woman Woman too, what an ass on that girl. Now I’m here with Evanescence’s Amy Lee who will be performing tonight with Miss Rhiannon, Amy, any jitters or nerves for tonight?

Amy Lee: Well, I'm used to performing in front of big crowds, so I guess not, but it is always a shock to see people that recognize you for something that you love to do...nerves, no, but more a sense of awe then anything.

Holly Wentz: Now you’re albums sold millions of copies world wide and you performed a spectacular entrance and set at My Immortal in front of a sold out Madison Square Garden which was quite a surreal experience for you, now I was wondering if you had to pick any other artist to duet with tonight, who would it be?

Amy Lee: I admire many an artist, but I think that it would be more about who would actually want to do a duet with me then anything else! I guess if I was hard pressed, I wouldn't mind to have a jamming session with Marilyn Manson....he looks like he'd be a lot of fun to work with.

The camera pans to Crystal standing on one the podium giving her bull horn hand signal to the camera which flash at her black Armani pants with light blue pinstripes matched with a light blue shirt, which shows some cleavage, and matches the pin striped, and then a black vest which matches the pants also.

Crystal steps down from the podium and straight into an interview with the Manish of the two twins, Mary-Kate. Crystal looks up and down at the famous teenager.

Mary-Kate Olsen: Why thank you. I’m here with Crystal who is looking very stylish this evening and the blue suits her well, now Crystal are you looking forward to the after show party this evening or are you more interested in picking up some awards?

Crystal: Well Ashley. I am looking forward to both. However, I will put my fun on hold to save your poor innocent soul. What the hell are you wearing? I mean Jesus...I could have bought that at some department store for 20 dollars! Unless you’re on protest for the peons of the world...you should really go change.

Mary-Kate Olsen: Well actually I’m wearing Vera Wang, the same as Katrina and Holly Wentz this evening. Now, any words on what you’re looking for this evening performance-wise?

Crystal: Well Ashley, I really want to see what Kaci has in store for us, because I heard its going to be quite entertaining.

Mary-Kate Olsen: It’s Mary-Kate and you look so horrible in that…man outfit. You suck!

Crystal right hands Mary Kate as the Olsen falls to the floor, this encourages Mary-Kate to then kick Crystal in the stomach with her heel, Crystal grabs the foot and begins to drag Mary-Kate who is now screaming “crazy bitch!” as the camera cuts to a shocked looking Josh Diaz who smiles nervously.

The camera then pans around to a lengthy shot of the Strip with the limousines that keep turning into the Mirage entrance.

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The camera shows Bianca taking to the podium in a butterfly top and beige skirt as the fans cheer for her, she waves to the photographers and fans before she climbs down into the clutches of Mary-Kate Olsen who is now recovered from her attack.

Mary-Kate Olsen: I’m standing here with the Stripped Champion, Bianca! Bianca how are you this evening, you’re looking spectacular. I love your top, it’s so pretty but I have to ask, which diva would you like to see pick up a lot of awards tonight besides yourself?

Bianca: I would have to say Crystal. She does earn just as much as I have.

Mary-Kate Olsen: Well if you ask me that bitch doesn’t deserve anything, she’s a bully! A bully! Anyway, moving on have you brought Jayce with you this evening and if so, where is he?

Bianca: Oh yes indeed. My Jayce will be meeting inside through V.I.P. I’m urging to get in there actually.

Mary-Kate Olsen:Okay well you go up there and get him. It’s lovely speaking to you and enjoys the show! Now I understand Ashley is standing by with Nick and Jessica Lachey! Ashley!

The camera pans over the crowded red carpet and rests where Jessica Simpson is wearing a white gown with diamond ear rings, her hair in a perm while Nick has gone for a loose suit look in blue, his hair as it is normally. Jessica smiles at Ashley who asks her first question.

Ashley Olsen: I’m standing with stars of the hit series The Newlyweds, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. Now we’ll be seeing Jessica perform later on, do you have any last minute jitters before you go on stage?

Jessica Simpson: None what so ever. I’ve done this a lot of times and I’m ready, I know what to expect. Plus it’s great to perform with one of my friends and one of my favorite wrestlers, yeah, I like that.

Ashley Olsen: Your friend Kaci is also up for some awards tonight, are you hoping she’ll win one and thank you?

Jessica Simpson: Oh yes, Kaci’s the best. She disappears from time to time but she’s great, she should thank me but I come under the category of her best buddy so it’s all cool really. Come on Nick, there’s thousands of people waiting to see us!

Jessica grabs Nick’s hand and pushes past a bewildered Ashley, who shakes her head and frowns in an “are you stupid?” kind of way. The camera cuts from her to where Miss Rhiannon and Patrick Swayze are having their photo’s snapped on the podium, as they cling to each other like they are very much in love. From there we cut to where Josh Diaz is standing, alongside Jake EB Wild who is wearing jeans and a white wifebeater.

Josh Diaz: I’m next to the Wild Child himself, Jake EB Wild, and the ladies are going crazy for him tonight. Now, Mr. Wild, what are you expecting to see tonight?

Jake EB Wild: Well fo shizzle, I’m a look for all the hot bitches in attendance and I’ve got a something special as my ritual but I won’t say no more. You’ll have to watch!

Josh Diaz: I will be! Are you looking out for any particular awards tonight and hoping certain people will win?

Jake EB Wild: I’m hoping I’ll win in the Comedic category, no one’s funnier than the Wild Child, the slick Jaker baby, who’s going to wipe everyone clear of their awards and use them as dildo’s on Jenna Jameson! Whoo!

Josh Diaz: I think that’s the world’s biggest cue for me to end this interview, thank you Jake and good luck tonight. Now I’ve got word that Holly is standing by with the Stripped Champion Lorisa Stiletto and her other half MDK.

The camera moves over to where Holly is located and into view comes Lorisa, who wears a tie back blue top that covers the top part of her chest only, blue skin tight pants and black high heel shoes while her hair is usually tied back and is tonight. MDK wears a black suit with a black tie that says "MDK" on it written in blood red text. His shoes are black, his hair's combed back and he wears black stylish shades.

Holly Wentz: It’s my pleasure to be standing next to Lorisa Stiletto, our Stripped Champion and EWWA employee MDK. Both of you have become recognized in Divas Unleashed but who are you looking forward to seeing scoop some awards tonight?

MDK: In all honesty, yours truly should get them all...Nah, yours truly just pulling your chain. Yeah, this isn’t the annual sac-wad awards; these are awards for people of greatness. Anyone who busts their butt to get where they are and eat, drink and breathe this business deserves this award whoever that may be.

Holly Wentz: That’s why we do it ladies and gentlemen, now MDK I have a question with you but beware, you may be slapped, if you could trade places with any diva and kiss Lorisa here, which would it be?

Lorisa Stiletto: I would honestly have to say MDK, he's really pushed himself to the limit getting where he is today. His career has exploded and he's reached the highest mountain. But other than MDK, I would have to say "Trendkill".

MDK: You're really putting the sadistic one on the spot...Uh, well not saying that Lorisa is probably the best kisser I've ever had. That Crystal is something else. She’s as tough as they come aside from Lorisa and she's got the looks.

Lorisa Stiletto smiles and shakes her head looking up at MDK who smiles down on her as we cut to Sara Lee arriving with Joel from Good Charlotte, both dressed up sexy but from their body language, it appears they’re not a couple. Instead we cut to Mary-Kate Olsen who is with Pamela Anderson. The Baywatch beauty is supporting, well, not much as she wears a low cut top and a short red skirt along with matching red boots.

Mary-Kate Olsen: I’m here with Pamela Anderson, the original diva herself! Pamela, it’s great to be standing here with you, but I have to ask you what you would define as a diva?

Pamela Anderson: Mary-Kate, a diva is someone who is fun, bubbly, sexy and most importantly independent. A diva transcends womanhood and becomes something others aspire to be.

Mary-Kate Olsen: I suppose I myself could be a diva, now we’ve heard rumors about celebrity boxing and everything but would you yourself ever set foot into a Divas Unleashed ring?

Pamela Anderson: Mary-Kate, in all my years in show-business I’ve learned one thing; Never say never. If the time and money was right I could definitely see myself in a Divas Unleashed ring. Hell after all I am the original diva.

Mary-Kate Olsen: Thanks Pamela, now back to my lovely sister Ashley who’s currently with Pinnacle of Perfection; Kaci Russell. Ashely...

The camera cuts to where a casually clad in Levi jeans and a black smooth top stands Kaci, underneath her jeans are her boots and her hair is framing her face, as she smiles that cute little smile we love as Ashley jumps in with the first question.

Ashley Olsen:Kaci Russell, you’re looking fabulous! You’re up for a few awards tonight and you’ve been quite the publicity diva, how are things shaping up after Arachnophobia?

Kaci Russell: Oh things are great Ashley, I’m really enjoying my time off and I can’t wait to get back into the ring but for tonight at this amazing hotel, I hope to pick up some awards but I’m not going to get too optimistic. I just hope to enjoy myself really and which I’m already doing, look at these fans!

Ashley Olsen: I know aren’t they buzzing? I have to ask you though for all the males out there, when are you doing another photo shoot for Cancer and secondly, is there any one tonight you’d like to hook up with?

Kaci Russell: Great question Ashley but now I’m all embarrassed. On the Cancer shoot, yes, I would pose thousands of times and even shoot a porn video if it did any good to raise awareness. Anyone I’d like to hook up with, well we’ll have to wait and see what’s printed in Rose Petals, though I hear Jake’s had his on me this evening.

Ashley Olsen: Yes, second glances galore. Now back to Josh and Holly who I hear are standing by with Mindless Illusions after the break!

-Commercial Break-

The camera cuts to the plainly black dressed Lei Yu, the 1930’s style cuttings of Angel who has a top hat and cane and the medieval times of Mystika who has a pinstriped coated arm wrapped around her waist by Joel and they stand resting against the wooden barrier, with smiles on their faces looking at Josh and Holly.

Holly Wentz: The Mirage has featured a barrage of guests and now including Mindless Illusionists Angel, Joel, Lei Yu and Mystika. Now girls how is it being up for an on-screen team award, does that give you some recognition that the fans like what they see?

Mystika: Absolutely. I mean, what's NOT to like about us? We're smart, talented, beautiful, and clearly better than the others.

Josh Diaz: Yes, everybody seemed to love taking your picture tonight, I wonder why. Who are you looking forward to pick up the most awards tonight?

Lei Yu: Obviously us.

Holly Wentz: We know where this one’s going. Okay, Mindless Illusions, thank you. Now Ashley’s standing by with Taylor, let’s see what the Angel of Evil has for us.

The camera cuts to a silence image of Shane Rockford and Tequila standing next to each other on the podium, Shane’s wearing a black slick shirt and Tequila is wearing a white dress with a flower in her right hand. We then land of Taylor who is wearing a blue sparkly gown with her hair up and a diamond necklace on as she waves at the camera.

Ashley Olsen: I’m standing by with Taylor who isn’t up for any awards tonight but if you were, which category would you like to be nominated for?

Taylor: Listen bitch, I’m the greatest wrestler alive! I should be up for every category tonight but it’s some of a clown awards and their joking that I have nominations of zilch! Now I and my martini are going to sit down and watch what these damn producers have thought up for us!

Ashley smiles as Taylor storms off, we cut to where Holly Wentz and Josh Diaz are standing with Shane Rockford, who is dressed in a black suit and the three people are propped up against stools, as the fountain in the background, of the volcano, erupts from time to time.

Holly Wentz: I’m joined by Divas Unleashed owner Shane Rockford, and Shane, I bet you don’t care who the hell wins tonight because after all, they are your divas?

Shane Rockford: Very true. I’m looking forward to tonight, it should be really fun. I do have hopes on certain people who I would prefer to win, myself especially, but after all, the fans are deciding and they know what they want.

Holly Wentz: Crystal and Kaci are hosting the show, anything you are looking forward to do seeing from them?

Shane Rockford: They should be great hosts, they’re both really funny and after all, if all else fails, we can send in Tara and Yuku and they could repeat those lesbian anticis.

Holly Wentz: Posers, I mean, thank you Shane. I hope you enjoy the show.

[Shane nods and exits as the Olsen Twins are now standing behind Josh and Holly Wentz, all four broadcasters are smiling.]

Ashley Olsen: Well we have come to the end of our show, and we are literally minutes away from the feature presentation so now is the best time to go and get your popcorn. It should be a wild night.

Josh Diaz: It should. Thank you to all of our guests, and of course, Ashley and Mary-Kate for helping us out. I hope you enjoy the show, because in 5…4…3…2…1!