[There are small three steps that lead up the slightly higher pre-show stage and a red carpet that stretches from that stage to the very entrance of the Fist Lady hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. It covers the DU Walk of Fame, and the crystal flowing water we usually see outside the hotel has been turned into an ice-rink with ice skaters dancing and twirling on them in sparkling outfits. The red carpet is lined with black, waist high gates in which the press and media line up photographing the best and worst dressed of tonight's extravaganza. Limousines are seen bombarding Las Vegas' famous strip, and the efficient routine of them pulling into the front of the First Lady Hotel and stopping allow their guest to step onto the red carpet.]

[We fade back to Ashley T. Bopper and Charmion who wave to the camera. We finally pan over the audience as Ashley addresses the viewers tuning in from far and wide to the countdown to the Feminity Wrestling Awards 2004.]

Ashley T. Bopper: Hello! My name is Ashley T. Bopper, and I'm welcoming you to the FWA Pre-show! I'm here with my bestest friend Charmion, and I'm so excited! This is my first awards show, I'm thrilled to be presenting and I'm just, so excited! Whoa! Can you believe this Char?

Charmion: I can't Ashley, we have a great night. I've seen some of my favourite stars already! DU has got a great show lined up for you tonight. The pre-show has exclusives such as an insight into who will be voting for who, who is wearing what, and even red carpet interviews with our special guests and the DU divas!

Ashley T. Bopper: In an hour's time we'll both be taking our seats in the audience, and we hope you will be too! It's the final show of the year, and we're the second to last too! I just wish there are some boy bands here! I would just die if I met them! They're all so lush! Anyway, we're only two teenagers so we can't get to everybody in time! That's why we have hired two special red carpet correspondents!

Charmion: That's right and they are none other than Holly Wentz and Krysta Taylor!

[We see Holly and Krysta wave at the camera in their thrilling outfits, before we cut back to our main host Ashley who is sitting down on the white stool, and we are zoomed in on her face.]

Ashley T. Bopper: So, what a show! Now, what better way to kick it off than to welcome our first guest of the evening! Together they are nominated for three of the coveted golden statuettes, and they are one of the most talked about couples in the whole of DU! It's Mystika and Chester McNugget!

[Chester applauds himself. Mystika sits next to him wearing her very special pre-show outfit, while Chester sits in a tuxedo with his hands being held by Mystika.]

Ashley T. Bopper: Welcome lads, how are you doing tonight?

Mystika: Just fine, thank you.

Chester McNugget: The lights....so pretty....

Ashley T. Bopper: They are Chester, there's a snowman over there. But wait until the end and you can play with him, first I have a question for you! Do you think it's nice for people to think you're a comedian when really you're just being yourself?

[Chester pauses, staring at her blankly.]

Chester McNugget: Um...what?

[Ashley takes a deep breath.]

Ashley T. Bopper: Mystika! You're looking great, is deciding what to wear a hard thing to decide? I know it was for me, what did you do to prepare for such a harsh decision? Listen to Hanson perhaps?

Mystika: I looked at a lot of dresses, Ash, but I went for this stunning ensemble. It reminds me of a prom dress and I never got to go to prom, so I figured, 2004 is my year. Yuku may be Diva of the Year, but 2004 was great for Mystika. Tonight is my unofficial prom night.

Ashley T. Bopper: Aww, we don't have proms in Britain. It's just a chance for people to shag, not very nice! Oops, I said the s word! Umm, well, who are you most looking forward to seeing tonight? Any celebs?

Chester McNugget: How come the Teletubbies weren't invited?

[Mystika rolls her eyes, smiling.]

Mystika: I'm eager to meet Miss World, Sharon Osbourne, and Posh Spice.

Ashley T. Bopper: Posh Spice is a Queen. If you meet her, you better remember to bow to her! You need to respect her at all times! Otherwise the Broadmede Massive will come after you!

Chester McNugget: ...is that the government....??!

Ashley T. Bopper: Oh no Chester, it's nothing to do with the government. It's a council estate gang, not very nice, but no government. Stay clam. Anyway, do you think you have a good chance of winning tonight?

Mystika: I have just as much a chance as anyone, really. I wish all my divas the best of luck!

Ashley T. Bopper: That's nice! Thanks for your time, good luck tonight. I hear Holly is standing by. Holly?

[We see Bianca White stepping out of a black limo to an ovation of flashes. Bianca grins and stands in her dress soaking in the attention. Nadia Almada is seen standing on a special stage set up for the photographers in a black number, she laughs and poses for them. We see shots of various other stars such as Toni Braxton walking and waving to the camera on the red carpet, before cutting to Holly Wentz who stands in a lovely dress next to Kaci Russell who is dressed with class in a long black gown.]

Holly Wentz: Thanks Ashley, I'm standing here with the Pinnacle of Perfection Kaci Russell. She managed to attend tonight all the way from her prison cell, and she is up for three of tonight's awards. Best Music Cameo, Best Team and Best Female. Are you feeling confident?

Kaci Russell: A little. I'm not going to be over confident, but I think I have a good chance in certain categories more than the others. I'm happy to be here, I'm going to have fun and if I pick up an award then that's great! It's just a fun show, and I love coming here! I presented last year. It's just a fabulous night!

Holly Wentz: That's cool, I also presented last year. I was so good they asked me back, anyway, how did you manage to get here tonight? I thought you were only allowed out when you had a wrestling event?

Kaci Russell: This is a wrestling event? Since we're not back until January, I can leave jail if I want to as I'm entitled to four days to fulfill my wrestling duties. I decided that I'll appear tonight, and reduce my sentence by three days by staying in for the rest of the month.

Holly Wentz: Oh, that's, good? Anyway, who do you think has the best chance of winning tonight? In any category?

Kaci Russell: I think Star has a good chance, she came back and she's just been such a strong presence. I think that will earn her some votes, Yuku has been awesome all year around. It's going to be a tough decision for the fans. I think a lot of people will be surprised at outcomes, and others will be expected. I can't wait to see how Jessica and Katrina do as hosts too!

Holly Wentz: Neither can I, thanks Kaci!

[Kaci nods to the camera. We cut back to Charmion sitting on the stool with a middle-aged, grey-haired man next to her on the other chair. In between them is a stand which holds the FWA statuettes. The camera zooms in to get a shot.]

[We cut back to Charmion.]

Charmion I'm here with the designer of tonight's FWA statuette, Rodrigo Garcia, and Rodrigo, how did you come up with this years golden lady?

Rodrigo Garcia: Well it's pretty simple really. When I got a call to design this, and knowing what a special occasion it was, I didn't want to take that many risks as I didn't want to ruin the event! I based it on last year's award, except I gave her a fuller body, one that many divas have, and she is holding a metallic sign that has the category on it. It's just to represent what I think is the meaning of the diva.

Charmion Okay, that's cool. Lets here some facts about the statue then, Rodrigo? Will you do the honours?

Rodrigo Garcia: Certainly. Tonight's statuette weights five pounds, it is made from solid gold and there are over 150 of these here tonight. Each one has the winner so whoever wins does not have to wait six months to get their full award, and there are spares of course in case it breaks. Also, I just want to point out that we will be selling the remaining statues that are left with the money going to charity, so check out the DU site for that. And that's it!

Charmion I would just love to go home with these tonight, but I'll have to wait until next year. Thanks Rodrigo, now we're going to take a commercial break but when we come back we'll have an interview with Felicity, and a special verdict from TV's naughtiest family! Don't go away!

[We see Felicity arriving with a smile on her face, and accompanied by some female friends. We then zoom out and look over the First Lady Hotel from an aerial view before we cut to the first commercial break of the evening.]

[We return from the commercial break to see Crystal and Bianca hugging to each other with a smile on their face, Crystal is dressed in her true rebel fashion while Bianca repeats her classy look from last year in a nice green outfit. The Hall of Fame members pose on the stage for the cameras. "Superstar" by Jamelia is the reoccurring theme of the evening, Joanna Hayes stands with her gold medal hanging from her neck and Tara Lee-Shiro is wearing a very special pre-show outfit. Jaguar Yoshiko is seen in a white suit with Austin Mack as her date for the evening, Jaguar stands still with her sunglasses, of course. Austin has a nice suit on, we pan to the stage where Charmion is sitting in her outfit small talking with Katrina. She then realizes the camera is on and sits up, Katrina smiles sitting in a pretty dress.]

Charmion I'm here with Katrina, who is one of two of our beautiful hosts this evening, Katrina, are you nervous? In under an hour you will be taking to the stage and introducing the FWAs to a worldwide audience, isn't that daunting?

Katrina: I'm a bit nervous but I've been in front of crowds before. It's going to be fun hosting tonight with Jessica.

Charmion Yes, you're co-host and friend of course. You yourself are up for three awards tonight, does it make the night even sweeter if you host and also pick up an award?

Katrina: Yes it would. It would be great if Shane and I can repeat with the best couple award.

Charmion Yes, and judging by that's award place in the show, if you were to win it would mean you also make history by being the first to win two years running. You're up against strong competition with Chester and Mystika, and also your friends Kristin and Oliver. Why do you think the viewers should vote for you?

Katrina: Because we've shown everyone that we could last as a couple even though Shane's in WWE and I'm here in Divas Unleashed. We're great together and we're the most marketable couple here. Two sex tapes and the Lovers Unleashed coming out soon.

Charmion Okay, my final question is what do you expect from 2005, that's when we'll be seeing after tonight, do you have any early New Years resolutions? Or plans for the upcoming year?

Katrina: Nothing really. Just take things as they're given to me. I hope to spend more time with my wonderful husband and possible work on a third installment of the Sex Files. Plus, I'm in the middle of working on an album of cover songs, which should be out by the spring or summer.

Charmion Thanks Katrina, it all sounds great, enjoy your evening!

Katrina: You too Charmion.

[We cut back to Charmion's face where she smiles at the camera. Her red hair is curly, and she is wearing purple make-up that is striking to look at. She shows no fear in front of a worldwide audience, clearly used to the attention of a large crowd.]

Charmion We still have a huge amount of fabulousness to come on tonight's show, and thankfully my mother is not attending as she has royal matters to deal with. So, while she's busy, I just want to say that Josh Hartnett is sooooo hot!

[Charmion fans herself.]

Charmion Krysta?

[We see more star arrivals such as Jessie Lockhart wearing purple, Yuku Shiro doesn't pose for the cameras long before we see her strut into the building showing that does not like these sorts of shows. Bjork stands in her odd fashion and Star poses on the stage in a long gown. Tequila arrives but minus Shane, and wears a Belgian dress. We then fade to Krysta Taylor who is standing in an equally elegant dress. The Rose Petals author stands next to a very classy looking Felicity, Krysta smiles and strokes her, Felicity forces herself to smile. Ashley suddenly runs along and shoves Krysta out of the way, she smiles into the camera as Krysta looks pissed in the background.]

Ashley T. Bopper: I'm standing by with Felicity, who looks, nice, are you excited tonight? You're nominated, do you think you have a good chance of winning?

Felicity: If these people had any taste I'd think I had a chance ... but right here in .. wherever the hell we are ... who reallys knows? I think those over 18 know who to vote for ... guess that means your our Ashley

Ashley T. Bopper: I'm 18 next year! YAY! Anyway, are there any particular stars your looking forward to meeting?

Felicity: I hear Jenna Jameson is here, maybe see if she would be okay with jumping to a new company, would be nice to have a best selling author working for me ... her and Ferrari would make quite a scene together

Ashley T. Bopper: I have no idea what you're talking about?

Felicity: Oh, you'll find out on your birthday. Getting customers early, now thats marketing!

Ashley T. Bopper: You're long, anyway, for 2005, do you have any special plans? Any ambitions or goals you're going to achieve?

Felicity: I'm just looking foward to showing Divas Unleashed how much I was missed. I finally got my hands on those tag team titles, and I won't stop until I hold the Unleashed title, but it will be a great climb in betweehn ... you know with the other DU titles and various other offers I have been receiving

Ashley T. Bopper: That was good, a little random, but good, now my final question is about your dress, how did you choose it?

Felicity: Choose? I did not choose this dress, it was made just for me by a top designer ... on of the greats things about owning your own film company is the lifestyle it allows me to afford. Maybe once you are legal, you'll learn all about making some money like this ... what do you think of that?

Ashley T. Bopper: I think I want my mummy! Anyway, we're going to cut to someone else who is more entertaining? What do you think of that?

Felicity: Hu-

[We cut to a very annoyed Krysta Taylor, she rolls her eyes and looks around confused after being shoved out of her interview. She sees Patti Anderson and calls her over, the 4WW superstar is wearing a pretty white dress as Krysta brings her in for an unexpected interview, Patti handles it well never the less.]

Krysta Taylor: I'm standing by with Patti Anderson, who is representing 4WW tonight, how does it feel to be at your first FWA awards?

Patti: It feels bloody great. Sean and I haven't been in Las Vegas since his match for a hardcore match.

Krysta Taylor: Now, I hear you're an avid fan of DU, is there anybody in particular you would like to see pick up an award tonight? Do you have any favourites?

Patti: One can't really play favorites in a fed full of gorgeous divas and top notch talent. I'm hoping my sister, Cailtin Fairchild, gets her nomination as she seems exctied about.

Krysta Taylor: Did you feel any pressure coming here tonight, considering you're not the average fans household name, were you nervous about the reaction you would get? What has been your reaction? I know I was so pleased when I saw you, because I could make fun of your hair.

Patti: No, no pressure. The 4WW and DU are working together to bring the best of both worlds to the fans. We're having a joint holiday show featuring some of our stars. And why would you make fun of someone with natural color when everyone in DU and the 4WW knows that Krysta Taylor's bloody carpet doesn't match her drapes.

Krysta Taylor: Looking forward to 2005, do you see yourself ever stepping into a DU ring? What are your plans for the upcoming year?

Patti: Maybe one day, I'll put the boots back on and compete for DU. As for my plans, Sean and I are planning on starting a family soon, as well as maybe one last run at a title either in the 4WW or in DU, you never know when the 'Darling from Down Under' will strike.

Krysta Taylor: Very true, thanks Patti!

[We cut to Krysta's face as she takes pleasure in introducing the next part of the show.]

Krysta Taylor: Now, we have a very very special treat for you! Thanks to Fox and Seth McFarlane we have a special segment in which DU's favourite family give their verdict on whom they'll be voting for at the FWAs 2004! Enjoy!

[The camera shows the Griffin family in their living room, watching the FWAs on their TV. Chris and Meg are on the floor while Peter, Lois, and Brian are on the couch. Stewie sits in his mother's lap.]

Lois: I sure hope Star wins the Best Female category. She's smart, beautiful, and talented.

Meg: No way, Mom. Everyone at school wants Kaci to win. She's sooooooo popular with all the boys.

Chris: I like Yuku. I can see her boobies.

Peter: Ah-hahahahaha! Boobies.

Lois: Peter! I'm sure Yuku Shiro has other attributes that make her a desirable candidate.

Meg: No way. Kaci's in with the biggest celebrities in Hollywood. I'm sure she knows Luke Perry.

Stewie: Yes, yes, all of you go about your dawdling with this tomfoolery, but the one true winner is Mya, with her full plans to dominate the world. Mwah hahaha, one day she will be my voluptuous partner in world domination.

[Brian sips a martini, dragging his gaze from the TV to his family.]

Brian: I'm voting for Crystal. She can drink me under the table. Mmmmmmmm-mm! I'd love to hump her leg.

Lois: Brian, you're drunk. You need to lay off those martinis. What kind of an example are you setting for the children?

[The camera shows Peter sipping a beer, handing two to Meg and Chris.]

Brian: I'd watch your husband, if I were you..

[Lois turns around to see Peter's sneaky attempt.]

Stewie: Bah. Fools.

[He slides off of his mother's lap and goes off camera. Lois takes the beers and throws them out the window. They hit someone. Quagmire stands, zipping up his pants and fixing his shirt. He has a few welts on his head from where the bottles hit him.]

Quagmire: Hm...a show full of ladies...sexy ladies...who wear little to no clothing daily...Allllllllright!

[He stalks out of the shot. The family look at each other, sitting in silence. Stewie comes back in with his ray gun. He points it at Lois.]

Stewie: Thinking about killing you makes me hungry. Make me a sandwich now! Peanut butter and jelly! No crust!

Lois: Stewie, you know Mommy doesn't like it when you play space ranger like that. Let's go make some snacks.

[She stands and picks Stewie up, going into the kitchen.]

Brian: What about the best edition of Rose Petals?

Peter: Who cares? Each is all that mud-slinging, fierce, intense gossip that celebrities endure. Besides, it's not fun unless someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

[A flashback sequence begins. Peter, around 13, is riding his bike in a circle in the street. A few other kids are on pogo sticks, skateboards, and roller skates. None of them have safety gear on. A kid on roller skates trips on a crack in the sidewalk and smashes his head on the ground. All the other children stop and go to their friend's side, obviously concerned. Peter stops riding, puts his bike down, pointing and laughing at the kid.]

Peter: Hahahahaha! That's a great make-up job, right there. Oh, that's a good one. You sure had them fooled, Don.

[Blood oozes from the boy's head. The other kids glare at him. One runs off for help.]

Peter: What? He's a natural comedian.

[The sequence ends and the shot returns to real time.]

Chris: Hey Dad, what about the best new female?

Meg: Icenique! Baby got back, and lots of it! Dad, can I get butt implants to look like her?

Brian: Yeah, sure, when that Chester guy learns the Teletubbies aren't real.

[The shot looks out the living room window and a tour bus breaks down in front of the house. The Teletubbies get out, pointing to a flat tire. Tinky Winky takes a tire jack out of his red bag and a new tire out of the television in his stomach. They all fix the tire, get back on the bus, and drive off. Lois and Stewie come back with snacks.]

Meg: Shhhh! It's on again!

[We cut back to Krysta.]

Krysta Taylor: Thanks Meg. I'm going to be giving the first celebrity interview of this evening, and I'm here with Tarja Turunen of Nightwish! She's presenting tonight, and she is wearing one hell of a fabulous dress!

[We see Tarja standing there in a white gown which has the blue cross of the Finnish flag on it. Tarja smiles and thanks Krysta with her auburn hair tied up and flowing around her face with diamond studs placed through.]

Tarja Turunen: It’s great to be here tonight.

Krysta Taylor: Isn't it just? Now, you're from Nightwish and you're presenting the Best Team award with Amy Lee, do you have any tips for who should win?

Tarja Turunen: Oh I don't know, I think that every team is good, and that I voted for each of them online, and I'll be just as surprised as they are when I read out the winner. Its my first FWAs, and it is already thrilling!

Krysta Taylor: I know, it's fabulous, we've established. You are presenting with Amy Lee, do you think you'll give her a good slap because she's your rival?

Tarja Turunen: Oh no, I like Amy, she's talented and I admire her band.

Krysta Taylor: Oh, be a bitch damn it! No, you should say "Amy Lee is a bitch, she needs a slap, she's should be locked up for life cause she’s committed such bad crimes against fashion and her music is just the same old crap!". That's what you should say!

[Tarja then steps out of the way to reveal Amy Lee was standing behind her, Amy stares at Krysta, Krysta's voice cracks.]

Krysta Taylor: Back to you!

[Ashley is seen snickering, and she sits up when she sees the camera is back on. Her mouth folds into a beaming smile. Bianca White sits next to her chuckling at what just transpired, and looking very attractive.]

Ashley T. Bopper: That was jokes. Anyway, I'm here with Bianca White who has managed to make her way to me through the sea of stars on the carpet, how was it?

Bianca White: Yes, I'm having a great time here with all the fans that came to see me.

Ashley T. Bopper: Sadly you're not nominated tonight even so we're thrilled to have you here! If you could pick a category to be in next year, what would it be?

Bianca White: Is quite sad that I'm not nominated, but next year I'm probably going to be taking the award of Best Female because none of the other girls can compare to me.

Ashley T. Bopper: We'll get a chance to see that in the future no doubt, but I love your confidence! How did you decide on what to wear tonight?

Bianca White: Not at all because everything looked great on me, But i went with this outfit because it shows almost all my goodies, and the fans seem to like them.

Ashley T. Bopper: Umm...okay? Goodies? I have no idea, I know it's near Christmas so I'm expecting some goodies in my stocking. Anyway, as we move into a new year after tonight's show, it is the last event of the year, what are your hopes for 2005?

Bianca White: 2005 will be the year that Bianca White can showcase all her skills, and let everyone at home know what a true talented and beautiful woman can really do.

Ashley T. Bopper: I'll look forward to it, thanks Bianca, have a pleasant evening!

Bianca White: You too Hun!

[Bianca winks at the camera as Ashley addresses the viewers at home directly.]

Ashley T. Bopper: Now in another pre-show exclusive, we have one great band! They're scheduled to be back with a new album next summer, but here to perform the last Exile theme of the year with "1st Crush" is Shirley Manson and Garbage!

[We cut to the ice-covered lagoon where Shirley Manson sits on a throne with a long white fur coat that stretches to the edge of the pond. Her band is by her side, she wears a long white wig as the Scottish rock diva moves to the beat of the upcoming song. Fans are gathered around her and cheer.]

Ah, ah.... Ah, ah....

[Shirley sits up, wearing a white dress she shows of her thighs by planting her white boot on the side of the chair, turning to sign into the camera with her piercing eyes locked onto the viewers at home.]

I would die for you
I would die for you
I've been dying just to feel you by my side
To know that you're mine

[Shirley adjusts herself as the rest of the band drum to the song around her. Shirley stands up. Shirley begins to walk down to the ice before falling on her front and rolling over onto her back to sing.]

I will cry for you
I will cry for you
I will wash away your pain with all my tears
And drown your fear

I will pray for you
I will pray for you
I will sell my soul for something pure and true
Someone like you

[Shirley stands up, and clutches her head. Shirley stands and points her fingers at the members of the crowd. The front woman then begins to strut around the lagoon pointing her fingers at the fans while singing, and representing a snow queen.]

See your face every place that I walk in
Hear your voice every time I am talking
You will believe in me
And I will never be ignored

[She tears off her coat and then begins to return to her throne. Shirley brings out a lighter from her boot pocket, and lights a circle of steam around her that continues to ‘burn’, she seems trapped.]

I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
And tear it apart

I will lie for you
Beg and steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're just like me

Violate all the love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain that I'm living
You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

[Shirley returns to her throne, and stands on it singing to the words of the former Exile theme.]

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I would wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be a part of you
'Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you....

[Her performance comes to an end as Shirley takes a bow, she steps down and picks up her fur coat, she rubs it on her cheek and smiles before exiting. Ashley, and the journalists are seen applauding as we fade to a commercial break.]

[When we return we see Laura waving at the camera, we then cut to seeing Kelly Holmes arrive in a long white dress with her hair having blonde tips. Ino Hinata standing with her partners in a purple dress. We cut to Kristin Wallace-Hudson and her husband Oliver standing posing for pictures, Oliver has his hand over her stomach. We then see Kate Hudson and Kaci Russell walk into the hotel laughing and Indigo's black occasional arrival with Jackman before we return to Laura.]

Ashley T. Bopper: I'm here with Laura, how are you doing tonight?

Laura: I'm doing alright. Not everything's perfect---but I'm doing well.

Ashley T. Bopper: That's good, you're up for two awards tonight, and you fair a good chance after it's been a very successful year for you. How do you think you'll feel if you pick up an award later this evening? Pleased?

Laura: I'd feel honored. I know I come off as an asshole on TV and that I hate the upper people here but....you know, DU is really something special and winning an award tonight, while not akin to a gold medal, would still be something great.

Ashley T. Bopper: We have some gold medalists here this evening too, are there any particular stars your interested in seeing? Have you brought anyone special as a date for tonight?

[Laura spaces out upon the finish of the question, but comes to within a few seconds]

Laura: Maybe talking with the Williams sisters...it'd be nice to chat with a fellow athlete here.

Ashley T. Bopper: Yes, that's nice. Now, moving on, we'll be seeing you back on our screens in 2005. What are your career plans for the New Year?

Laura: Get a belt of some sort. That's the main goal for me. Keep trying to make things more acceptable around DU...just continue my elevation here.

Ashley T. Bopper: Thanks Laura! Have fun tonight!

Laura: Right back at ya.

Ashley T. Bopper: Now, as Laura heads back into the hotel for a night of fun, I think it's only far that I hand out some awards tonight! But that's not really possible, so we're going to cut to Holly before I get mad!

[We cut to Holly who smiles. Holly stands with Tara Lee-Shiro who smiles back at the lesbian wearing a sexy dress. They stand among the red carpet with shots of stars walking past behind them as the time of the awards start grows ever closer.]

Holly Wentz: I'm standing here with Tara Lee-Shiro, did we drop the Shiro? Anyway, how are you this evening Tara? Our very own legendary diva is looking fabulous? How do you do it?

Tara Lee-Shiro: Hello Holly. First of all, no you do not drop the Shiro. I am good, looking forward to the show. Thank you and you look fabulous you self. I go to the gym alot and have a stylist

Holly Wentz: Oh thank you. Now you're here for a special reason, we're not going to say what exactly as it's a surprise, but are you excited about tonight's show?

Tara Lee-Shiro: I can not wait to see The divas, I miss them very much. And tonight is going to be very special for two reasons. My Daughter is here to watch me and the reason I can not tell.

Holly Wentz: Yes, we're keeping that tight-lipped. You're a veteran of award shows, you're one of our more glamourous divas, so do you get star struck when you come to these events? Are there any celebrities you are looking forward to meeting in the course of the evening?

Tara Lee-Shiro: How can anyone not be star struck with a big event for DU? I think the celebrities are the divas! And as I said before I can not wait to see all of them. It has been a long time!

Holly Wentz: It has, now, my final question is about 2005, do you have any plans to return to our screens? What do you see yourself doing next?

Tara Lee-Shiro: I'm afraid after finding out that I am unable to have any more children. I will not be returning to DU in the early stages of 2005. I will be spend most of next year with my beautiful daughter and my new puppy!

Holly Wentz: Aww, that's nice. Thank you Tara, enjoy your evening!

Tara Lee-Shiro: Thank you Holly, I hope you enjoy your evening too! Good night!

[Tara Lee-Shiro walks into the hotel which doubles as a headquarters. Venus Williams with her sister Serena arrive in a limousine. They wave to the crowd as the duo hug one another. Sharon Osbourne also stands cupping her breasts on the runway. We cut to Ashley T. Bopper who has her cue-cards covering her mouth as she giggles.]

[Ashley sits next to Kristin and Oliver Hudson who smile. The red-head Kristin is wearing a light blue, flowery dress that shows off her baby belly. Oliver has a nice suit complete with black slacks and blazer with a blue shirt. The eloped couple is matching and Kristin has the radiant glow of an expecting mother.]

Ashley T. Bopper: I'm here with my second couple of the evening, granted Amy Lee and Tarja aren't lesbians? Well, they look like blokes. Anyway, I'm here with Best Couple nominees Kristin Wallace and her husband Oliver Hudson. How are you guys doing tonight? Wait, are you pregnant?

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: We're doing well and yes, I'm five months pregnant.

Ashley T. Bopper: Wow! I thought you were just fat! So, looking forward to tonight?

[Oliver holds Kristin back tightly.]

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: FAT?!?! I ought to…to answer your question I am looking forward to tonight, but don't you ever call me fat you ignorant-

Ashley T. Bopper: Sorry, I can't help it! We don't really get pregnant women in Britain! Now Kristin, you're up for the award for Best Bitch too. Oliver, how does it feel to have your wife up for that award? Is she really a bitch?

Oliver Hudson: I plead the fifth on that one. I value my health if I say the wrong thing.

Ashley T. Bopper: Oh...well, what? Anyway, we can't dwell, time is ticking away you know. Kristin, who would you like to see walk away with a statue tonight? Is there anyone in particular?

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Well besides myself... I'd have to say my sister in law, Kaci.

Ashley T. Bopper: That's surprising, I thought you hated her? Were my sources misinformed?

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: We had our difference, but we're family now and we're working things out.

Ashley T. Bopper:Aww, that's nice. Plus you know your other sister-in-law is presenting tonight, Kate Hudson. It’s a family thing! Anyway, besides the baby, what are your plans for 2005, if you have any?

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Well to be a great mother to our baby and maybe returning to the ring eventually.

Ashley T. Bopper: Have a fun night and remember to not drink alcohol because mummy says that’s bad for the baby! She said she stayed well clear of the booze when she was young, and I'm about to ask you about the Backstreet Boys! Oh no! I said it! Go! Go!

[The camera cuts immediately to Charmion who stands on ice-skates on the ice lagoon near by, she tries to balance by ends up falling over. She gets up in a huff and smiles to the camera.]

Charmion Bad idea producers, bad idea! I was supposed to be interviewing Jackman and Indigo on here but apparently they don't want it, so screw them! Instead we have a special treat. As this ceremony costs a lot to make and produce, we want to give something back to the fans who make it happen, and more importantly, the little kids!

[Charmion falls over again as the princess tries to walk forward. She speaks from the floor.]

Charmion So we have a special guest...Santa Claus!

[Reindeer are brought on by their owners as little elves push Santa's sleigh as he sits on the seat in with a brown sack, he has a trademark big red suit and fluffy beard. The green elfs in their red and green costume that has a design of holly on either side push him across the ice. Charmion screams as she sees Santa rushing towards her at a fast speed, the host crawls out of the way and manages to finally get to her feet. As Santa steps off his sleigh with his sack of presents, Charmion shakes his hand and gives him a hug but she loses her balance and falls backwards bringing the children’s hero down with her. Shocking, Charmion’s legs split around Santa's waist looking very suggestive, Charmion then looks shocked at the camera.]

Charmion Umm...

[Santa gets up, he then skates over to some kids who have been brought especially by their mothers including Sakura and Tasmin Lee-Wild. Santa hands them wrapped presents as Charmion is seen in the background getting mule kicked by a reindeer in her butt making her fall forward and slide to the edge of the ice lagoon running into a people too and knocking them over. Charmion gets up and tosses her skates off and she stands looking into the camera with an ice-covered, annoyed face. The knocked over people begin to shout at her from behind.]

Charmion I am never doing that again! I almost lost my virginity to Santa Claus! Honestly, we're going to cut to Kelly Holmes! Who’s with...now I messed up the link!

[We cut to Holly Wentz who stands with Kelly Holmes. Kelly smiles and speaks nervously obviously not used to the media attention as much as some of the other stars with her on the red carpet. She is wearing a long white dress.]

Holly Wentz: We've heard a lot about her, and she's here now! Looking fabulous I must say, how are you doing tonight Kelly?

Kelly Holmes: I'm nervous but I'm excited to be here!

Holly Wentz: You're presenting the most prestigious award tonight in Best Female. Do you have any favorites to win that category?

Kelly Holmes: I think all the females are great, I'm going to be pleased just to be presenting, and it’s an honour. I think I'm more nervous tonight than I was at the Olympic Games, but I'm having a good time!

Holly Wentz: Good luck for tonight! You're looking gorgeous, and we're going to check back in with Krysta, thanks Kelly!

Kelly Holmes: Thank you!

[We cut to see Shane Helms in dark grey slacks and a jacket complete with a white shirt, he waves to the camera. We also see other stars such as Dolce and Gabbana posing who have styled many divas for the evening, Julie Foxx laps up the attention with a smirk on her face. The camera cuts to Star who is smiling and next to Krysta.]

Krysta Taylor: Star is looking fabulous, sorry, I just had to tell you that dear!