Leah
Hello everybody and welcome to my brand new show, Late Night! My name’s Leah and I’m the queen bitch around here, this show is going to take world by storm so you have been warned! I’m joined today by buxom blonde, Tequila, how are you today?

Tequila
I'm good thanks Leah. How are you?

Leah
I ask the questions, dumbass. I’m going to crack on with the interview as I don’t have time for pleasantries. Now, you've developed quite a reputation for yourself for being slightly dumb blonde? Is it this true? Are you as thick as shit?

Tequila
Well I dont' think I'm as thick as shit, thanks, but I think people might think that because I have blonde hair and big boobs. I'm intelligent when I want to be, people always underestimate the blonde. I can be quite devious you know.

Leah
Of course you can. So how did it feel when you found out your man had knocked up a Canadian whore. And may I mention, knocked up another woman for the second time! How did that feel?

Tequila
Well I was hurt obviously, because the man you love is off having relations with another woman and you don't have to be smart to know that hurts. I don't know, Shane has a 'playboy' lifestyle that I'm not happy with. I'm just glad I won him back at "Naughty Or Nice", that slut got what she deserved.

Leah
Oh yes, you had the pleasure of being in the worst match of the card. Was it nice to kick her ass?

Tequila
It really was, she needed sense knocked into her. The woman is so vile. Ugh, she just irritates the hell out of me. Who does she think she is? She's not even that pretty anyway, she needed a slap and I gave it to her! It sent a message to everyone not to mess with my beloved Shane!

Leah
I doubt anyone wants to, that guy is so funny-looking. He looks like a racoon. So what are your plans with Felicity now? You going to fire the hell out of her across?

Tequila
I don't know, I'm happy that I can punish her if she wants to, and that little brat of hers. She can go back to working on the corner of 54th street in future, I just want to get off now okay? She's, so, vile! *gags*

Leah
Okay, calm down. So you competed in MeloDU in November and you came fifth, how was that?

Tequila
It was fun. I got to send a message to Shane, and I got to destroy a Porsche! This time it was fake though, this one time a car raped my Porsche, that was so tragic! Anyway, I performed one of my favourites in Javine. I don't think I have the same voice as she does, but I think I did pretty good.

Leah
Pretty good? You sounded like a stabbed cat. Moving on, do you ever think that you're worthless?

Tequila
Huh?

Leah
Come on, all your do is act as a trophy wife for Shane. You haven't stepped into the ring, what purpose do you serve?

Tequila
Well I think I serve a purpose. Shane consults me on a lot of decisions and I like making announcements. I hope to step into the ring again, my fight with Felicity made me realise my passion again, but you never know. I think I could turn my hand to music.

Leah
Hell to the no! Why do you want to inflict that on our ears?!

Tequila
See, this is what I'm talking about. You're just an ignorant bitch, you're not me, you're not the athlete. You just ask questions and make fun of the answers. How did you convince me to get this job back? Unlike the other girls here, I actually have a patience. You want me to get pissed and punch you, incite some sort of fight, right? Am I right? Yeah, I am. But I'm not going to do that. It's not worth the effort. I beat up Leah *sarcastically* OOOHHHHH! Look at me, I'm so tough and original! I just do what's cool and what everyone else does! I beat up the interviewer because she rubbed me the wrong way. *end sarcasm* Get a life. You've got to do SO much better impress me.

Leah
Anyway, how rude of you to interupt me with that speech. Do you have any plans for 2006?

Tequila
I'm going to start working on my autobiography, I was re-reading Crystal's and it reminded me of the good times. That's my main goal.

Leah
Aww, you can't think of ideas yourself. Anyway, thanks for Tequila for being here and being such a dull guest, it's made me come out in such a positive light! I'm Leah and until next time, it's goodnight from me!