[Sounds of “Slave 4 U” by Britney Spears play over the PA system as Miss Rhiannon emerges from the stage floor dressed in a tight top with leather pants to match. She puts the microphone to lips as she begins to say the opening barrels of the hit song, while walking forward as the fans cheering is heard from the blacked out arena, as only the spotlight rests on The Golden Goddess.]

[She then stops, with an explosion taking place and lighting up the whole arena as the lights resume and Rhiannon struts down the lighted catwalk which is extended into the buzzing crowd. The stage is designed with two large semi-circular screens so even the fans in the rooftops can see the performance. Rhiannon then smiles at the camera as the hostess introduces the show.]

Miss Rhiannon: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to personally welcome you to the first ever MeloDU coming to you live from Rockefeller Center in New York City! I’m Miss Rhiannon, your host for this evening and I just want everyone to have the best time ever so if there’s anything I can do for you, and I mean anything, don’t hesitate to ask!

Miss Rhiannon: I’m totally honoured to have this opportunity to host the show, and it’s going to be one heck of a show because we’ve got some of your favourite divas in the flesh and all hoping to gain your vote!

[The fans cheer.]

Miss Rhiannon: So I guess that’s my cue to explain how this all works! You sit back and relax, and enjoy the performances, then after each performer has performed, you pick up the phone and vote for your favourite, you can text, or do it on the internet too!

Miss Rhiannon: Phone lines aren’t opened to the finale of the show ends, and we’ll back in two weeks time to find out who’s won! I will tell you this and keep this in mind throughout the evening! Expect the un-expected!

Miss Rhiannon: Therefore, without further ado, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the first act who drew number one in this randomly selected determination process. It’s my honour to introduce to you, my very good friend and a woman who knows very well what it’s like to be on top, ladies and gentlemen, Kristin Wallace!

[“Kristin Wallace – #1” pops up in the corner of the screen as the opening barrels of “Boys” by Britney Spears begins to play. Kristin emerges from the black wearing a blue tube top and black leather pants. She struts to the centre of the stage and begins to sing as the audience cheer. Kristin gyrates with the shirtless men and dances to the music as well with the routine used in Britney’s performances coming alive on stage.]

[Kristin dances and then pins one of her dancers to the floor and begins to undo his pants, she ends the traditional song with a pyro and puts on a leather jacket which says “Brotherfucking Bitch” on the end and pokes out her tongue. She then walks off the stage as the fans are thrilled with the first performance.]

Miss Rhiannon: Our second entry is a woman who’s perfection at it’s best. A woman keeping up her dynasty with her success, please welcome, Kaci Russell!

[The arena fades to darkness as the sounds of clicking are heard. Suddenly a woman’s voice is heard as they say “Oh baby” and spotlights begin to flash onto the stage as three woman stand behind them. The tune is distinctive as “Got Your Money” by Ol’ Dirty Bastard as Lil’ Kim struts forward wearing a blue bikini top and blue mini skirt with, yes you guessed it blue boots and she begins to rap. The spotlight follows her as she reaches the centre stage.]

[“Hey, dirty, baby I’ve got your money don’t you worry” is then heard from Kaci Russell who makes her entrance by strutting down with the spotlight on her wearing a matching outfit to Lil’ Kim but in silver and gold as they move next to each other.]

[The second verse of raps is sung by Foxy Brown as she walks out dressed in leather red, the fans cheer for her as the stage fully lights up. The two rappers and dancer stand in an arrow formation with them swapping during their parts. Kaci, Kim and Foxy then stand sideways and toss their microphones down as three fire pyros ignite behind them.]

[The fans cheer as the trio walk off stage and we cut to Rhiannon standing on a balcony in a black dressed with her hair up.]

Miss Rhiannon: Now I’m already having an awesome time with two great performances but our next one is a woman who’s makes seduction simple, she’s got the cash, she’s flash, and she’s Nyssa!

[The stage is designed in pink hearts and feathers cover the floor. Hot dancers stand upon each hearts, leaning against them. It seems very loved up as suddenly the eruption of “Crazy In Love” by Beyonce hits the PA system as Nyssa and Beyonce walk out onto the stage. Nyssa starts to sing.]

[They dance to the traditional ass shaking part of the song, with Beyonce wearing a gold outfit with Nyssa wearing a similar but tighter version. The song suddenly stops as the fans cheer but they’re interupted by Jay-Z who walks out from the back dressed in black and Beyonce and Nyssa grind into him.]

[The song comes to an end as Nyssa and Beyonce stand together and all the hearts behind them explode sending out red glitter. Beyonce and Nyssa then hug Jay-Z as they wave to the fans. We cut back to Rhiannon who is smiling.]

Miss Rhiannon: Entry number 4 is a woman who craves alcohol, parties like mad, is a rock star, has a best selling biography and I’m sure as hell she won’t be committing career suicide tonight, give it up for Crystal!

[We cut to the second stage of the two set up on either side of the fans, where an elevator shaft has been set up. The lift then begins to lower as the fans cheer and the opening guitar rift played by Heart on the stage begins. The lift reaches the ground level and the doors open as the tune picks up as “Barracuda” and Crystal struts out with glasses on, a business suit and a whip. She then stops as does the music. Crystal strips down to leather pants and a small top, tossing the grey suit into the audience and stamping on her glasses with leather boots as she whips a guitarist and the tunes continue.]

[The female singer of Heart and Crystal then sing together as Crystal reaches down and slaps the fans hands. She rocks out on the stage, “Oucha, Barracuda” shouts Crystal as the guitars take over, Crystal then picks up a bottle of Vodka and begins to pour it over herself then smashes it against the elevator doors. “You’re gonna burn, burn, burn, it to the wick! Yeah!”]

[As the song begins to end Crystal struts towards the elevator and the doors shut signalling the end of the song. We see the lift heading upwards in the background as Miss Rhiannon stands in front of the camera.]

Miss Rhiannon: Now to a friend of mine, a woman who has a reputation for her sex life, she’s a Hall of Famer, she’s got claws, and she can sing, please welcome the Queen of Pain, Katrina!

[We slowly pan as Katrina lies on her back upon a black varnished piano. “Can you imagine us, making love…” she then begins to sit upwards and we can see she’s wearing a Goddess dress. The large screen behind her shows Katrina and her husband Shane Helms either kissing or having fun together.]

[Katrina then stands up as the piano player and the soft sounds of “Sweetest Sin” continue, she walks out to the centre of the stage and begins to sway to the music. She begins to wave to some fans, the song begins to die down as Shane Helms walks out the two dance together. To end the song they embrace in a long and lingering kiss.]

[We cut back to Miss Rhiannon who’s now wearing an army outfit, helmet and all. With commando bra and panties on, nothing else]

Miss Rhiannon: I’m going to need this outfit because the next performer is a hell raiser, she’s ‘stripped’, she’s an anti-hero, and a tormented angel, please welcome, entrant number six, Mya!

[Pan to the second stage. The song of “Tainted Love” starts with a large screen in front of a large flame. There is a silhouette of her dancing around a pole. The screen drops as she gets to the chorus and she is wearing something like this. She continues to play poledancer for a while until she walks to centre stage where she is joined by two fit male dancers dressed in leather pants. She begins to sing the classic words of the anthem. “Sometimes I feel I’ve got to.” Mya punches the air.]

[The dancers do their own things in the background in front of the flickering of the flames. She kneels down and gyrates of the floor. “Tainted Love”, near the end of the song she jumps into a sea of people more of the male side of the audience and they pass her over them and around back to the stage all whilst she is still singing. She dances to the left side of the stage and accents as a pit behind lights up inflames as she does the same to the right. The two dancers walk her back to the center flames as the song fades out where the dancers let her go and she carries on to walk into the flames.]

Miss Rhiannon: A fiery performance there. But we need to slow it down for a second with a Latin lover, she announced this would be her last event so let’s make her feel missed, already! She’s a twin, she’s a smart, and she’s singing live, Sara Lee!

[The smooth sounds of the beach play in the background on the screen. Sara walks out with a microphone wearing a a white top and brown skirt. She struts forward and begins to sing. She is joined by two female dancers and two male ones. “He comes from a foreign place, in a land far away, intruiges me with every move…”.]

[During the chorus Sara’s voice is joined by that of Christina Aguilera as she walks out in a pinstripe suit with a jacket on and no shirt, just a bra. They sing together, four white pyros also shoot out every time they say “Infatuation”, the name of the song. At the end of the song Sara is lifted up on the shoulders of the two male dancers as a large white pyro shoots out.]

Miss Rhiannon: If that wasn’t enough mind blowing for you, our next performance offers exactly that. Please welcome the Puerto Rican Princess, the woman with the name only allowed to be mentioned after the watershed, Dee Snuts!

[The infamous opening sound of “Let Me Blow Your Mind” is heard as Dee Snuts walks out and begins to rap, she is wearing a long fur coat. She smiles as the chorus hits and Gwen Stefani struts onto the stage to sing her part which the fans love.]

[They then begin to dance with each other as Dee Snuts removes her fur coat making her wear a red skirt and red top, Gwen on the other hand is wearing her traditional braces and looks the spitting image of the video. As the song comes to an end Dee shouts out and the ceiling eruptions as paper, red and white and blue, flutters into the crowd.]

Miss Rhiannon: Wow, I love ceiling affects, mirrors mainly. So number nine is a woman who no longer has mindless illusions, she’s slightly evil, has a low IQ’ed boyfriend, and is finally a champion, please welcome, Mystika!

[“Best In Me” by the Starting Line begins to play. Mystika stands nodding her head dressed in flared jeans, black Vans sneakers, a gray T-shirt with the DU symbol on it, lots of rubber bracelets, and a ballshot necklace with a guitar pick on it. She begins to sing the opening rifts of the song and just rocks out on stage interacting with the fans. She does a lot of ‘rock on’ symbols as she blares out the song to the jumping audience.]

[Half way through the song she finds herself being joined on stage by Chester McNugget who has got hold of a microphone and is singing the opening tune of ‘Teletubbies’. Mystika stops singing and walks over to him and tries to grab the microphone, but he slaps her hand away. Mystika gets mad and storms off the stage throwing her microphone into the drums as the fans boo Chester. He then tells them to stop and breaks into “Idiot Boyfriend” by Jimmy Fallon. He tries on his microphone wire and crashes through the drum set but continues serenading, he then tries to snatch a guitar and ends up breaking it.]

[The cameras cut away to a sheepish looking Rhiannon, in the background we can hear screaming from Chester who is being chased by security until he tries to dive into the fans but they all move and he smashes into the floor.]

Miss Rhiannon: That was…sweet! But we have come to our penultimate performance of the night, and it’s from a sweet duo who’s provoked many temptations, they’re representing, they’ve got attitude, and they’re here with us tonight, please welcome Sweet Temptation!

[In the background they have girl dancers, dress in all pink. Halter tops with ice cream symbols and shorts. We have guy dancers, dressed in all white. Guys and Girls are all paired up with one another. More or less the guys are break dancing with the beat while the girl are freak dancing to no music. The arena then darkens. The beginning is dark. As so all the song starts all at the same time.]

[Pink and white pyros go off at the edge of the stage. Light is shown on the dancers who already starts dancing. Bianca is on the top stair of the left stage. Vanessa is on top stair of the right stage. Both a light pink light is shown on them as the Chorus begins. They both start out with the same dances. Singing and shaking their behind to the beat. Then as their part comes on they walk down the steps singing “Ice Cream” by Js.]

[They change the lyrics to “we” instead of I, and dance on each side of the stage singing their own parts before joining together in the center. Near to the end of the performance LL Cool J and Tyrese come from behind their respective ladies, as Sweet Temptation dance sexily in front of them and teasing them. They then go to kiss but a large bam is heard and the lights go out.]

Miss Rhainnon: I’d love me some rappers. Now I’m going to tell you about the voting, the lines open straight after our final performance and the numbers will appear on your screen. The winning team will have a special performance of their song at Rule Britannia, so make sure you vote! Now our finale is one that has been very well hyped, I need no introduction, please welcome Kaci, Katrina, Star and Tara!

[The scene opens in bar with lots of rowdy men. Tara Lee-Shiro is standing behind the bar serving drinks, when a fight breaks out. Tara rings a bell but that fails to control it, she jumps over the bar and hops behind a screen in the center of the stage. The men then stop fighting and stare as Tara Lee begins to remove her clothing and she changes. Star’s voice is heard as the opening part of the song plays.]

[Kaci lowers down from the ceiling in a cage and strips of a helmet and leather motorbike outfit to leave her in a corset and leather chaps. She reaches the floor and kicks the cage door open strutting out with a whip in her hand. “He met marmalade down in Divas Unleashed, strutting herself to the ring. She said…”. As the opening chorus reigns Kaci dances and Tara’s screens drop as they dance the routine. Kaci then goes and stands at the bar.]

[The revving of a motorcycle is heard as the Queen of Pain rides out on a model similar to one that Batgirl would drive. She gets off and struts to the stage Katrina is wearing green lingerie, typically. but that’s underneath her leather catsuit which Katrina begins to undo during her verse. During the chorus she sheds it completely as the three divas dance, with Tara in another corset.]

[In the center of the stage, a huge, pink, glittery star rises out of the floor with a large, champagne glass on a stand in front of it. None other than "The Glittering Goddess sits inside of the glass, dressed in a pink and black bustier and a black garter belt. Her hair is braided in the front and the rest of her mane is free(kinda like Christina in the video, but hardly as big). The crowd roars with excitement. Tons of paper money and tiny pink stars sprinkle from above and onto the stage and crowd. Star climb out of the glass and steps down from the podium with her mic in her hand. "Yeah, yeah, aw ." A few of the female dancers gather around her on their knees, looking up at Star with adoring eyes.] [They seductively run their hands up and down her thighs, taking a few of the bills out. "We come through with the money and the garter belts. Let 'em know we 'bout that cake, straight out the gate. We independent women, some mistake us for whores I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours. Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari.". She walks across the stage, with the women following behind her and does a little dance with them. "Wear high heeled shoes, getting love from the dudes. Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge. Hey sisters, soul sisters. Betta' get that dough sisters. We drink wine with diamonds in the glass By the case, the meaning of expensive taste We wanna gitchi gitchi ya ya (come on) Mocca chocolata (what) Creole Lady Marmalade"]

[Tara Lee’s build up then begins as Tara manages to hit the high notes as she’s been training. Her screens are all knocked down by the Pure Touch as she struts forward wearing a very revealing corset outfit, she then grinds on the stage and takes off her gloves throwing them into the crowd. The foursome then join in. Missy Elliot then jumps onto stage and begins doing the final introductions as all four divas dance and are lifted up by men until a large explosion is fired off and the performance comes to an end. As does the show.]