Divas Unleashed Ringside


The Unibrow

Can she survive as the Stripped Champion?

After singing up to Divas Unleashed as Estela Hernandez, the younger sister of 3WL's Veronica, and armed with Dr. Doomsday it wasn't long before she made an impact. The Unibrow quickly captured the Stripped Championship at Forsaken Destiny II.

As she enters 2006, The Unibrow has a long reign to her name and has a tight grip on the championship belt, but how long can she remain champion when her arsenal consists of a running school boy and the occasional powerbomb?

The Unibrow has occured a 'stroke of luck' with that the Stripped Championship being defended on gimmick match rules, for instance the match could be as easy as an apple pie match or as brutal as a first blood steel cage match. The Unibrow however has managed to defeat any one who has crossed her path in the last 7 months.

Dr. Doomsday may be the mastermind of all the Unibrow's plans but he can be more of a hinderance than a help at ringside. His planchas always miss and he always seems to cause more trouble than good for Unibrow in the ring, however with the Unibrow's excitable personality, it is good to have a 'parent-like' figure accompanying her to the ring.

When the Unibrow finally loses the Stripped Championship, she would naturally progress into the most competitive league of the Unleashed Championship division. The Unibrow may find it tough to survive amongst the 'big players' and find that the school boy is even harder to defeat opponents.

Maybe the Unibrow should take on Dame Barbara as a proper mentor? The Unibrow may have a limited amount of wrestling skills but she is still youthful at a prestine 19 years of age and has improved. Despite her limits, her matches are never dull, with the excitement of landing the school boy and causing an upset has fans on the edge of their seat.

Having been a strong target in Joanie Storm's warpath, the Unibrow had it tough towards the end of 2005. With a brand new year on the horizon, the title around her waist and the power of the brow, will the Unibrow go on to complete one of the longest reigns in Divas Unleashed history? Can she survive in DU?

Divas & Their Love Matches

Carley Monroe & Mirrors
Carley Monroe makes no secret of posing for the fans, she just loves to shake her booty and have 'Kodak moments' in the middle of the ring. We can't help but think that Carley would have more fun admiring herself in a mirror than wrestling, and she probably wouldn't notice it was her reflection either.
Love Rating: 7/10

Crystal & Captain Morgan
Crystal is always drunk, which spouts her funniest lines. We think that Crystal couldn't live without a drop of Captain Morgan, and one day will end up marrying him a shotgun Las Vegas ceremony. Let's hope this one lasts longer than her marriage to Jose Cuervo which lasted 55 hours, or was that someone else?
Love Rating: 9/10

Dame Barbara & Herself
We all know that Barbara loves to tell people that she's a British legend, and will list her accomplishments on demand. However, we think Barbara is more vain than anyone else in the roster. She probably makes out herself in mirrors when nobody is looking. I mean, I've never done that or anything...
Love Rating: 5/10

Kimberly Kendrick & Morphine
She's more bonkers than Jacko, Mariah and Whitney combined, and has recently been arrested for kidnapping. She's been held in a mental instuition, hooked up on morphine, and is obviously crazy as hell. So what's more suitable than morphine?
Love Rating: 5/10

Lilith & Babies
Lilith has made no secret of her favourite food, dead babies. She has a freezer full of them at her mansion in Hell. Lilith loves to prowl the night and kidnap the innocent child before devouring them with her daughter Charmion. Nice. It still beats Thai food anyway.
Love Rating: 8/10

Shayla Walker & Star Wars
In late 2005, Shayla Walker was suddenly possessed with a passion for Star Wars. She adopted a light saber and music by John Williams, and used lines such as "Use the force". Just when we were going to call Linda Blair, she managed to snap out of it and become a normal teenager.
Love Rating: 3/10

Tara Lee & Sperm
Yes, we thought it was tasteless too. However, it's true. So hush. Tara Lee is in love with sperm, she's been pregnant most of her adult life and keeps firing out those babies faster than an MI6. Will she ever be able to stop? Baby number 8567 is expected in 2006.
Love Rating: 9/10


Tipped for the Top
Our panel of judges decide who's tipped for the top in 2006

Joanie Storm
Joanie Storm made a huge impact in 2005 as she shot to fame using her savage, random attacks and her mentally unstable state of mind to catch the fans attention. Making an impact on her debut by assaulting a diva and threatening Krysta Taylor, Joanie has risen to be a top nutcase in Divas Unleashed.

Joanie has immediately targetted the Unibrow in the hunt to shave her brow and get the Stripped Championship in the process. She challenged the Unibrow to a first blood contest, one of the most daring matches the belt has been defended on, and engaged in brutal warfare with the Unibrow at "Naughty Or Nice".

Joanie also has an on-going feud with 3WL's Chastity Pride, and after making a huge impact in 2005, she is expected to make an even bigger one in 2006. Could we see Joanie Storm repeating the feats of the equally unstable Mya a few years ago?

Sexy Amanda
Sexy Amanda has had one of the longest reigns in history with the tag team champions and has held them a record three times, and after destroying the tag division in 2005, could singles success be on the horizon in 2006?

After a feud with Katrina in late 2005, Amanda emerged victorious by beating Katrina in her speciality, a ladder match. Sexy Amanda ended the year with the tag championships firmly around her waste and had proved to everyone that she was capable of running solo.

After winning the lottery, the wrestling world appears to be Amanda's oyster. Will she continue with her cousin Heather or will she break away and make herself a huge name in Divas Unleashed? We think the latter.

Aphrodite
Sultry and sexy Aphrodite is a former model turned wrestler, and she hails from the fashion capital of the world, Paris. Aphrodite impressed in her first few matches, displaying her arsenal and proving that she wasn't a Versace cast-off and could wrestle with the best of them.

Aphrodite was the dark house of the final month of 2005, she avoided the headlines and allowed her wrestling talent to display itself but it is no secret that the former supermodel has a love for everything that concerns beauty.

Aphrodite has announced that she would like to release her own clothing line and beauty products in 2006, but with her name currently unknown, will she do something big in the next year to ensure those products sell like wild fire?

Dame Barbara
Dame Barbara has made no secret of the fact she's a Dame of the British Empire, a wrestling legend and currently boasting the Askai Championship on her shoulder, all of which in the first three months of her Divas Unleashed career.

After winning the Askai Championship in an interpromotional event with, DU acquired Barbara for good and Barbara has made a huge impact in the company so far. Sparking a feud with Shayla Walker before becoming her mentor, and keeping a tight-grip on the Askai belt, despite controversy over her weight.

Barbara is getting on at 56 years old but still looks to have more petrol in the tank than those half her age, and with her vast experience and ring knowledge, what will the Cumbrian-born Dame be able to achieve in 2006? We think it will be something Britastic.

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