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Friday 1st, August 2003
Renegade: Last week, Christian Moralez made certain that no one would ruin his run as new CEO of Divas Unleashed, and certainly made sure the corwd was behind him. How? A Four Way Bra & Panties match!!!
Dylan Silver: The four woman in that match will be the ever angry Indigo, the former Stripped champion Star, a debuting Dominatrix and another former champ, Katrina.
Renegade: You know, I made her lose it with my excellent poker skills right? Look! It's Drew Carry!!!
Drew Carry: Hey out there! Divas Unleashed, welcome to Cleveland Ohio!
The Cleveland crowd cheers.
Drew: Well, I am out here tonight to announce just who will be the Diva, of the Month for August. Now, let me ask you something. Is that anything like Playboy's playmate of the month? You get your own photo shoot and lots of men get to pleasure themselves by looking at you in naked pictures?
Renegade: He's trying to make jokes! Here's a joke Drew! I wanna start a Jenny Craig chant.
Drew: So anyways, without firther a due, here is YOUR Diva Of The Month for August... Star!!!
The crowd erupts in cheers as "What If" by Aaliyah hits the PA system and Star walks out on stage! She walks over to Drew & gives him a hug as she raises her hands into the air. Drew& Star then pose with both hands in the air as cameras flash throughout the arena.
Renegade: Congratulations Star! You get to be on my wall for the next month over my bed!
Dylan: O, what an honor.
Renegade: It is an honor Dyldo! God knows you'll never make it to my Wall Of Fame.
The camera turns to the parking garage, as Christian stands next to an open limosine door. The Dominatrix is scene bent over in the trunk of the limo, grabbing a few bags, she easily tosses over her shoulders & carries into the building. Christian is immediately approached by DU reporter Josh Diaz, who has microphone in hand.
Josh Diaz: Chrisian Moralez! I was hoping you could anserw a few questions for me.
Christian gets a grin on his face, and shakes his head.
Christian: Sorry Josh, I am a very busy man. However, I would like to make a little bit of a statement regarding my very special Moralez Invitational. That is Josh, that while some of you die hard fans & critics of the DU expect me to name a championship after myself for the winner of the tournament, you are dead wrong.
Josh Diaz: So what do you plan on telling about your Tournament Mr.Moralez?
Christian: Let's leave that for the mystery of the tournament shall we? For now I'll just say, no Diva on our roster will win it.
Dylan: What? Whats that suppose to mean? Does Christian have a major signing he hasn't told us about?
Renegade: Will you stop being so damn nosy? He'll tell when it's time.
Dylan Silver: Now, it's time for our first match of the night, and what a match to start out with.
Renegade: Right you are Dilly. We're starting off the night with the Rockford State championship in a triple threat match. We're going to see champion Chimera face off against Cleopatra and Tommi.
Dylan Silver: Lets take it to Krysta Taylor in the ring.
Krysta Taylor: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Rockford State Championship!!!!!!
"Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. "She is not scared...to die...". Cleopatra runs out on stage moshing & headbanging for the crowd. "The best things in life drive her to cry..."She runs from one side of the ramp to the other before walking down the ramp jamming to her entrance music. "CRUCIFY THEN BURN!!!"Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. She pulls her head up slowly at first, with her hair down in front of her face. She then in one quickly motion flings her head back, with her hair a blur of light blue, as she places her arms in the air. She then walks over to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd for a few seconds. She steps down adjusts the bottom of her pants.
Krysta Taylor: In the ring, challenger number 1. She hails from Miami Florida... She's the Queen of the Nile.... CLEOPATRA!!!!!!
Cleo's music is then cut as Tommi's music replaces it. Tommi comes out from behind the curtain. She walks down the ramp, smiling.
Krysta Taylor: Coming to the ring, challenger number 2. She's from San Diego, California... Here's TOMMI!!!!!!
Tommi gets in the ring then she poses and blue pyro goes off from all 4 corners of the ring. As Tommi's music gets cut, the arena goes dark as a strobe light begins to flash. Fog fills the stage and the lights beam red. "The Red" by Chevelle pounds over the P.A system. Chimera makes her way onto the stage, head slightly down, eyes forward. She walks slowly down the ramp to a flash of pyro as the lights flicker on.
Krysta Taylor: And making her way to the ring, from Parts Unknown. She is the Rockford State Champion... The Morbid Mistress..... CHIMERA!!!!!
Chimera gets into the ring and holds up her title high, before handing it over to the referee. He shows it to both Cleo and Tommi before handing it to a ring attendant. The three girls look at each other, before Tommi makes the first move and kicks Cleopatra in the gut, sending Cleo to the corner. Chimera takes this opportunity and grabs Tommi by her blonde locks. Chimera yanks on Tommi's hair, sending her to the mat.
Chimera gets on top of Tommi and begins punching her like crazy in the face. Chimera gets up and begins kicking Tommi, stopping her from trying to get up. Cleo comes up behind Chimera and delivers an inverted DDT. Tommi gets up from the onslaught given by Chimera before. With Cleo's back to Tommi, she dropkicks Cleo in the back. Cleo falls next to Chimera. Tommi goes to pin Chimera.
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Chimera kicks out and begins to hits Tommi as she tries to get up. Both girls get up and Chimera sets up Tommi and nails her with the Soul Chaser. She goes for the pin.
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Krysta Taylor: Tommi has been eliminated!!!
Chimera grabs Cleopatra, picking her up and plants her down with a vertical suplex. Chimera picks up Cleo and whips her into the ropes. Chimera goes for a clothesline, but Cleo ducks. She bounces off the ropes and hits Chimera with a flying forearm. Cleo grab Chimera and nails her with the Nile Driver!! Cleo goes for the pin...
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Chimera kicks out and Cleo looks pissed. Cleo picks up Chimera and looks to be setting up for the Pharoh's Eye, but Chimera pushes her into the corner. Chimera hits Cleo's head on the turnbuckle a few times. With Cleo dazed, Chimera picks her up and sets her on top the top turnbuckle. Chimera looks to be setting up for Dark Desolation, but Cleopatra hits her a few times before pushing her away. The Queen of the Nile gets off the turnbuckle and heads straight towards the Morbid Mistress and spears her right in a corner. Cleo pulls Chimera by the hair into the middle of the ring. Cleo hits Lyrisis Signa on Chimera and goes for the pin.
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Krysta Taylor: Your winner and NEW Rockford State Champion, CLEOPATRA!!!!
As Cleo celebrates in the ring and Chimera gets to her feet, from the crowd runs a female. She enters the ring and spins Cleo around and kicks her in the gut. Chimera tries to attack the female but gets a superkick for her efforts.
Renegade: Who is that?!?! She's hot and I don't know her?!?! I'm slipping in my old age!!!
Dylan Silver: That's Bianca!! She just got signed to Divas Unleashed and I see she's picked her target.
Bianca set up and nails Cleopatra with the Bionic Shutdown. Bianca goes over towards Chimera and proceeds to give her the same treatment as Cleopatra. Bianca exits the ring and walks up the ramp backward, laughing and smiling at what's she has done to Cleo and Chimera.
The camera cuts to a backstage locker room with the Bod Squad's logo on the door. The door opens as Kristin walks in alongside Holly Wentz, who is carrying the coffee. Inside, Crystal is seen drinking a martini as Katrina is seen looking at the latest edition of Ringside Magazine Kristin turns to Holly.
Kristin: You know what Holly, you better let me carry those.
Kristin grabs the tray of coffee's from Holly as Holly smiles, and then turns to close the door behind her. Holly's shirt is becomes caught as the door closes and she tries to walk away from the door. Crystal & Katrina shake their head.
Katrina: God Kristin, so much has gone wrong lately! It's driving me insane.
Kristin: Like what?
Crystal:Come on Kristin, don't act like we are the only ones who knows the Bod Squad is in a little bit of trouble. Indigo has been up our ass nearly since day one when she walked into this place, riding high on Jackman's di...
Katrina: Dildo. Crystal.. dildo. Remember the censors.
Krisin laughs as she sets the coffee on the table.
Kristin: Come on you guys. I think you have nothing to worry about. Kat, you beat Indigo at Femme Fatality in a cage. Crystal, you have the shot to become the Stripped Champion, by simply climbing a pole! My goal is to have you two wrestle each other on the next Exile, in a Bod Squad Stripped match!
Crystal & Katrina give each other blank looks.
Crystal: You really need to get out more.
The camera switches from The Bod Squad, to Tommi, who is pacing back & forth backstage, and talking to herself.
Tommi: Come on Tommi, you've never done it before. Why not now? You've got nothing to lose! I mean... it could be fun. An adrenaline rush even! Yea.. thats it! This will be great. You'll have it back before anyone notices.
Tommi then quickly grabs the dildo to be used in the next match and runs off with it!
-Don't Try This At Home Viginette-
The camera opens on Renegade & Dylan Silver who are conversing on what just happened.
Renegade: What do you think Tommi was doing with that... that... MEMBER!
Dylan: I don't know, but all during the commercial break, it was in her possession. But now, it is strapped to that pole in the corner of the ring.
Renegade: I don't know if I want to vomit, or if I want to sell it on eBay.
Stripped Contendership "Member" On a Pole Match
The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four..three...two.." He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly makes her way to the ring.
Krysta Taylor: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is a MEMBER on a Pole match, and it is to determine the Stripped Contendership. Making her way to the ring....Mystika!!!
The crowd gives a loud ovation as Mystika slides in the ring, while looking up at the dildo.
Dylan Silver: Uh-o...
Renegade: You didn't pee your pants again did you? I mean come on Dyldo! hah! Dyldo! That never gets old... espicially now.
Dylan Silver: Renegade, I don't think Crystal & Mystika know what has happened ever so recently to that...that...member!
Renegade: O...that makes for great television doesn't it?
"Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. "She is not scared...to die...". Crystal runs out on stage moshing & headbanging for the crowd, the Tag Title raised in her hand. "The best things in life drive her to cry..."She runs from one side of the ramp to the other before walking down the ramp jamming to her entrance music. "CRUCIFY THEN BURN!!!"
Krysta Taylor: And her opponant... she is one half of the Tag Team Champions... Crystal!!!
Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. She pulls her head up slowly at first, with her hair down in front of her face. She then in one quickly motion flings her head back, with her hair a blur of light blue, as she places her arms in the air. She then walks over to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd for a few seconds. She steps down adjusts the bottom of her pants.
Mystika quickly nails Crystal from behind with a huge clothline to the back of Crystal's head! Crystal's Tag belt flies out of the ring as the crowd cheers. Mystika then quickly runs to the corner of the ring where the belt is. She starts to climb, and gets to the top rope!
Renegade: It could be over already!!!
Crystal gets to her feet and dropkicks the 3rd rope, causing Mystika to lose her balance & fall backwards into the ring. Crystal gets a pissed look on her face, as she grabs Mystika by the hair and pulls her to her feet. Mystika hits an uppercut as she is pulled to her feet and starts nailing lefts & rights to Crystal's face! The crowd gets behind Mystika as she whipes Crystal into the ropes.
As Crystal runs back, Mystika leaps onto Crystal's shoulder's & takes her town with a hurricanrana. Crystal gets to her feet & Mystika immediately goes to work with chops to Crystal's chest. Crystal then ducks the chops, and kicks Mystika in the gut, she then grabs a fist full of Mystika's hair and throws her across the ring. Mystika's head bounces off the mat as the crowd boos loudly at Crystal. Crystal flips off the crowd and goes back to work on Mystika.
Crystal gets Mystika to her feet and puts her in a corner. As Crystal starts to hit shoulder thrusts into Mystika's chest, Mystika goes jumps up inbetween the ropes, stands on the apron, and just as Crystal looks up, gives her a guillotine neck drop! Crystal bounces back into the ring, as Mystika slides in and immediately runs towards the "member". As Mystika gets on the top rope, she begins to untie the "member"! The crowd starts chanting MY-STI-KA!
Renegade: This could be it!!!
Crystal runs quickly to the corner. She grabs Mystika by the back of her legs! Mystika immediately hops backwards onto Crystal's shoulder's an attempts a hurricanrana!!! Crystal catches her & nails a powerbomb, causes Mystika to land hard on her neck!!! The crowd gasps in horror as Crystal gets up, cockily and mocks Mystika.
Crystal turns towards the turnbuckle, and ascends it as the crowd boos. Crystal then starts sniffing the "member". She gets a look of groutesqueness on her face. Crystal gets off the turnbuckle, and leans over the top rope, coughing and gagging. Crystal then throws up over the apron!!!!!
Dylan Silver: I think Crystal knows where that member has been.
Crystal then sucks in her gut as Mystika starts to stir. Crystal quickly grabs the member & pulls it down from the pole.
Krysta Taylor: Here is your winner, and the contender for the Stripped Championship.....CRYSTAL!!!
"Brackish" by Kittie hits, as Crystal grabs the dildo and stuffs it in Mystika's mouth!!! Mystika begins to gag, and then the smell overwhelems her also, as both woman are left throwing up inside the ring.
Josh Diaz: Bianca, you made your first ever Divas Unleashed appearance tonight when you took out both Cleopatra & Chimera after their Rockford State Championship match. Why did you attack them?!
Bianca: I had a few old scores to settle with Cleopatra. Chimera was just a causualty. Why anyone would stay in the ring once my presence is felt is certainly beyond me. However Divas, Bianca is here... and you will definately feel my wrath.
Dylan Silver: She works here, of course she's sexy.
Renegade: Well, you work here. Your butt ugly.
The scene changes to Shane Rockford, approaching his office. He checks around his doorway before proceeding into the room. Suddenly, he stops.
Shane Rockford: TEQUILA!!!
Shane then runs into the room, where we discover Tequila laid out on the floor. There is a small scar on here head where blood drips from into her hair. Suddenly we see Holly Wentz standing right above Tequila's body!!!
Shane: YOU LITTLE BITCH. What did you do?
Holly walks backwards away from Shane. Shane goes to grab Holly, and she runs around the couch and out of the office as Shane furiously stops at the door, before returning to Tequila.
Shane: Kristin....you will pay.
Renegade: You don't really think that innocent little Holly Wentz would have taken out Tequila do you?
Dylan Silver: She might have been sent out by Kristin... but, wasn't Jackman in there before Holly?
Renegade: To steal a line from a Sneaker Commercial....WhoDunIt?
-Ringside Magazine Commercial-
Stripped Championship
Dylan Silver: Well coming up right now is what can only be described as every man’s fantasy!
Renegade: I know it’s on of mine! But then again I have loads *ha ha ha* and all of them dirty!
Dylan: Well just remember, you’re here to do a job not get off on it. Anyway as I was saying the next match will decide who becomes the new DU Stripped Champion! As Dominatrix, Indigo, Star and Katrina literally tear the clothes off each other backs!
Renegade: Enough chat already Dyldo… let Krysta Taylor get them out here! Just then the DU’s official ring announcer announces the following match.
Krysta Taylor: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is four corner bra and panties elimination match for the Divas Unleashed Stripped Championship! First from New York City and weighing in at one hundred and thirty five pounds… Katrina!
The lights in the arena dim as red and white spotlights circle the arena, then red and silver pyros go off as "Freaking Out" by Adema hits. Katrina makes her way from behind the curtain wearing a Bod Squad t-shirt and a pair of sparkly red hot pants. She taunts the crowd as she makes her way into the ring. She slides into the ring and poses for the crowd.
Krysta Taylor: From Philadelphia, PA! Weighing in at one hundred and forty pounds… Star!
The arena goes dark. "What If" By Aaliyah blasts over the P.A system and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and slightly covers the stage. Star appears through the fog to a large pop from the crowd, hands on her hips and a smug look on her face wearing a pair of violet hot pants with matching bikini top. "You are our shining Star" and "Star get stripped… the stripped championship!" signs are immediately jolted into the air as Star makes her way down the ramp and into the ring.
Krysta Taylor: Next, hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at One hundred and fifty pounds… Indigo!
As Indigo's music starts on the PA system the lighting around the divatron turn a dark purple, moments later the entrance way is illuminated by a huge bursts of bright purple and pink pyrotechnics. As the fiery pryos begin to die out Indigo stomps out from behind the curtain and onto the stage wearing her usual in ring attire. She stands at the edge of the ramp and sneers out at the crowd as they jeer and boo her. She then walks down to the ring but suddenly is attacked from behind by Dominatrix, in the ring Katrina takes heed and jumps on Star and trying to tug at her top. Krysta Taylor makes a quick exit and the referee calls for the bell to let the match get officially underway.
Renegade: I’m so happy, this could be the best match I call in my career? I have such high expectations!
Indigo lay on the ramp as Dominatrix stands over her laying kicks to her stomach, Dominatrix then starts to roll Indigo down the ramp by pushing her with her foot. Once they reach ringside Dominatrix picks Indigo and goes to Irish whip her into the steel steps, but Indigo reverses and send Dominatrix crashing into the steel with a sickening thud.
Dylan: What a reversal, Dominatrix will definitely feel that one tomorrow!
Renegade: Tomorrow? I think she’ll be feeling it right now!
In the ring Katrina locks Star up with chin lock and leans her knee into Star’s back to add pressure. Star grimaces in pain, before pumping herself and gradually using her strength and determination to undo the hold. Star then gets to her feet and snapmares Katrina down to the canvas. Star goes to pull off Katrina’s top but before she can get it any further Indigo enters the ring and pounds on her back. Indigo spins Star around and DDT’s her.
Dylan: Well tonight Indigo said she would she her full power, from the star she has made here… she wasn’t lying!
Indigo then pulls Katrina up but by this time Star has got back to her feet and Dominatrix has entered the ring. The pair decided to double team Indigo and from behind take her out with a double neckbreaker manoeuvre.
Renegade: Whoa! Did you see that? What a move.
Star and Dominatrix decide to keep their tag combination going and go to work on Katrina, tossing her into the ropes and then double chokeslamming her down hard.
Dylan Silver: These two are working together so well, it’s like they have tagged before or something?
With Indigo and Katrina down Star takes a moment to strike a pose for the crowd, which gets a huge pop. But Dominatrix does the dirty and walks up behind Star and pulls down her hot pants in one swift motion. Star spins round in disbelief, tripping on her hot pants as she turns. Dominatrix leans over and rips the hot pants off totally!
Renegade: That’s Star gone right?
Dylan Silver: No! To be eliminated both top and bottoms have to be removed.
Renegade: Ok... phew! Star has a cracking pair of puppies and I wanna see those babies!
Star gets to her feet and starts pushing Dominatrix about, yelling and screaming at her dirty tactics. Dominatrix goes to push Star back but Star makes her move and hits Dominatrix with her finisher “Sparkling intuition”. Star then pulls the vest off that Dominatrix was wearing.
Renegade: Things are heating up! Man look at the very revealing bra Dominatrix has on; good for us it doesn’t leave much to the imagination!
Katrina by now is back on her feet and she jumps in on the action and tugs down the tight leather pants Dominatrix is wearing. Star helps pull and together they remove the garment, eliminating Dominatrix from the contest. As she is helped backstage by an official Dominatrix turns and spats a tantrum showing her frustration at being out of the match.
Back in the ring Star and Katrina stare each other out, pacing about watching for the other to try make a move. They both don’t notice Indigo getting back to her feet, or her running at both of them with both arms held out. Indigo connects taking both Star and Katrina down with a double clothesline.
Dylan Silver: Well one down, two to go. Who you think will win Renegade?
Renegade: I don’t care; I just want to see boobs and ass!
Indigo picks up Katrina and chops her across the chest with several hard palms, she then swings her into a corner and then charges lifting her leg to give Katrina a big boot to the face. Katrina falls face first onto the mat and then rolls out of the ring holding her face, Indigo turns her attentions to Star. Indigo looks about the arena and it is clear she has evil intent, seconds later she reaches down into her pants and pulls out the lead member that she has used to great effect ever since her return.
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