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Friday 8st, August 2003
Dylan Silver: Welcome folks, and can I just start off by saying… what a night of action we have for you! After what happened last week as we went off air, I am more than sure that Shane Rockford will be on the warpath!
Renegade: Not only that, Christina Morales finally names the stipulation to the Moralez Invitational tournament. I hope it’s an all-naked stipulation… after last weeks Stripped Championship match I am expecting to see naked every week!
Dylan Silver: Speaking of Stripped Championship, Indigo will put the title on the line as she faces off against one of her most fiercest foes as The Bod Squads Crystal gets her shot at the belt. Also, we’ll see the Return of Tara Lee who returns from her two weeks in rehab. She steps back into exile and straight into a three-way tussle with Mystika and Tommi.
Renegade: Yeah that should be a great match, I saw Mystika backstage and she is furious after getting the member stuck down her throat last week! She wants Tommi to pay for dousing it in her… love juices??
Dylan Silver: Also tonight Katrina will face off against Dominatrix, and again Katrina is yet another diva with revenge on her mind! Dominatrix cost her the Stripped Championship and tonight is payback, but I feel Dominatrix may just have something to say about that!
Renegade: Dominatrix has not only The Bod Squad on her back, but also Mr Rockford and Tequila. After what damage she caused last week she better have her to male friends close by just in case her enemies come a knocking.
Dylan Silver: Talking of Tequila, she is unfortunately no t scheduled to be here tonight because the head injury she sustained last week at the hands of Dominatrix and her friends. We know Tequila is watching and wish her a speedy recovery and look forward to her return!
Renegade: Uh… yeah sure! Anyway what about the two other matches tonight? I mean it isn’t very often you see to prospective Victoria Secret models battling it out in the squared circle.
Dylan Silver: Very true Renegade, but tonight you will see it as new crowned Rockford State Champion Cleopatra puts the title on the line against the debuting Bianca. Both woman have a mutual hatred for the other and tonight it is no doubt going to be hostile at the very least when the bell sounds for the match.
Renegade: Well that isn’t the only match with mutual hatred in, you’re forgetting the Femme Fatality rematch against Star and the Divas Unleashed World Champion… Mya!
Dylan Silver: I was just getting to that, but thanks telling the folks at home! Yes it is true, tonight’s main event will see a rematch of last July’s Pay-per view main event as Star and Mya… well either bring this feud to a conclusion or be the light to the blue touch paper and send the rivalry between these to an explosive confrontation at the next pay-per view… Anathema!
Renegade: What a night Dyldo, I can’t wait to see…
Dylan Silver: Hang on Rene, who’s this arriving in the parking lot?
Shane: AAHHHH… what a night for a wrestling extravaganza! Drive I could be a while, go park up and get yourself some food. Feel free to use the VI.I.P area and make yourself comfortable. I’ll get one of my staff to call you when I’m ready to leave.
The flabbergasted chauffer nods his head in disbelief and quickly gets back in the car before Mr Rockford can change his mind. As the limo pulls away Shane starts to hobble his way into the backstage, he nods his head in excitement.
Shane:Man, what a night! This is going to be great!
Dylan Silver: I… I don’t know? Whatever the boss has on his mind it is surly putting him in a good mood
Just then "Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. "She is not scared...to die...". Cleopatra runs out on stage moshing & headbanging for the crowd, the Rockford State title around her waist. "The best things in life drive her to cry..."She runs from one side of the ramp to the other before walking down the ramp jamming to her entrance music. "CRUCIFY THEN BURN!!!" Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. She pulls her head up slowly at first, with her hair down in front of her face. She then in one quickly motion flings her head back, with her hair a blur of light blue, as she places her arms in the air. She then walks over to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd for a few seconds. She steps down adjusts the bottom of her pants.
Krysta Taylor: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Rockford State Championship. In the ring, she is the NEW Rockford State Champion.... CLEOPATRA!!!!
Renegade: This match should be great! Did you see how HOT Bianca is??? I mean… both these woman are models! How much greater can it get???
The lights are dimmed for a few seconds. "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina begins to boom out the speakers. As the intro starts, Bianca walks out and sticks out her tongue enchanting the audience with her tongue ring and then throws up the West side signal with her right hand and with her left hand points to the stage, were in a blink of an eye, silver pyros shoots it's way to the stage.
Krysta Taylor: And making her way to the ring, the challenger, making her Divas Unleashed debut...BIANCA!!!
Bianca slides into the ring and tackles Cleopatra down just as Cleopatra takes off her belt. The bell sounds as Cleopatra & Bianca roll on the mat, pulling hair slapping each other.
Dylan Silver: So much hatred between these two.
Renegade: It's already great! They are both on their backs!
Bianca gets to her feet as the ref puts his hands up in between the two. Cleopatra then pushes the referee into Bianca! Cleopatra then runs and crossbodies Bianca over the top rope, taking both women over the rope to the floor below! As the referee starts counting, Bianca & Cleopatra get to their feet. Cleopatra grabs Bianca's head, and is about to slam it into the steel steps. Just as Bianca is about to be pounded, she elbows Cleopatra in the gut, and slams her head on the steel instead! Bianca then lifts Cleopatra by her legs and flaps jacks her face first into the steps again!!! Bianca then picks up Cleopatra and tosses her in the ring.
Renegade: Rawr... this is a huge catfight.
Dylan Silver: Don't growl again.
Bianca doesn't go for the pin, and instead starts whaling on Cleopatra with rights and lefts. Cleopatra kicks Bianca in the back of the head. Both women get to their feet and Cleopatra whips Bianca into the ropes. As Bianca runs back, she clothlines Cleopatra down and starts going with rights & lefts again! The two woman start rolling around on the mat again before long and the referee finally breaks it up. Bianca grabs Cleopatra by the back of her head and starts pounding it into the turnbuckle. She then grabs Cleopatra & hits a high angled back suplex, causing Cleopatra to land on her neck!
Dylan Silver: She calls that "Crusher".
Renegade: I would love to "Crush Her".
Dylan Silver: Sicko! Go buy yourself some more aphrofeliacs.
Renegade: I'm not black! I don't need a fro. To get women!
Bianca decides not go for the pin & tries to inflict more pain on Cleopatra by turning her onto her back and rubbing her head from side to side on the ring floor! Cleopatra's arms flail as Bianca smiles widely. She then gets up and stops on Cleopatra repeatedly. Cleopatra rolls out of the ring grabs her back & head as the referee holds Bianca in the ring as Bianca tells Cleopatra to get in the ring. Cleopatra grabs her belt from ringside and slides into the ring with it while Bianca stammers to get past the referee.
Cleopatra then holds the belt up and runs towards Bianca! Bianca turns around at the last second and ducks! As Cleopatra turns around from the missed shot, Bianca nails Cleopatra with the “Bianic Shutdown” onto the title belt. The referee starts the count!
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Renegade: She won that match in record time!
Krysta Taylor: Ladies & Gentlemen... here is your winner, and the NEW Rockford State Champion.... BIANCA!!!!
"The Baddest Bitch" by Trina hits the PA system as Bianca has she has her arm raised in victory. Bianca then picks up Cleopatra's body hits the Bianic Shutdown again! Bianca is then pulled off Cleopatra as the bell is rung again. Cleopatra is left gasping for air as Bianca takes the title and points at it, yelling at Cleopatra as she heads up the ramp.
Dylan Silver: The tension between these two is so thick you can cut it with a knife! But never the less, we have a brand new Rockford State Champion!
- Commercial break -
Dylan Silver: Looks like Christian Moralez has something to say Renegade!
Renegade: Yeah and maybe we could find out if this crowd of inbred hicks would shut the slack jaws!
The crowd’s hostility finally calms enough for Moralez to speak.
Christian: Why… Thank you for such a great reception. I mean, it’s not like you should be thanking your poor trailer park asses for me bringing my wrestling show to your deliverance loving town!
The crowd jeer once more.
Christian: Anyway… I didn’t come out here to talk about you lot, I mean why would I give this crappy town it’s fifteen minutes of fame? It’s not like it has any historical significance, or a world beating sports team! Hell do you people even has a sports team? Other than the tobacco spiting champions of fifty-eight that is!
Dylan Silver: Mr Moralez sure has a way with the natives doesn’t he?
Renegade: Hey Dyldo, it’s not like he’s lying now is it hahaha!
Moralez once again stands waiting for the vicious triad of verbal abuse that is being thrown at him to die down again.
Christian: look we could do this all night, I got so much dissing on this place that we could fill the rest of the show with me mocking up ingrates! But I need TV ratings so I guess I’ll just deliver the news I have for you… Now last week on Exile I announced a guarantee! A one hundred percent full proof guarantee, that no female wrestler on the DU roster will win the Moralez Invitational tournament.
Renegade: I worked it out Silver; no woman on the roster will win it because he is going to sign the winner after the match! It will be for a bunch of non-contracted women, I’m so smart! I should like get a PhD in detectiveness or something?
Dylan Silver: Will you hush up, he hasn’t announced why yet! Oh and there is no such word as detectiveness you idiot!
Christian: The reason no woman will win my tournament is… Maybe I shouldn’t tell you? Yeah that’s a good idea, I’ll leave it for next weeks Exile. You guys don’t deserve an earth-shattering announcement like this.
With that Christian Moralez turns to leave the arena to a furious reaction from the arena crowd.
Dylan Silver: Aw he can’t do that!
Renegade: Oh yes he can! It’s his tournament and he’ll cry if he wants to!
Dylan Silver: What??
Renegade: Never mind, just a little Madonna humour, obviously way over your head as usual.
As the crowd boo angrily in disappointment Christian Moralez suddenly reappears from behind the curtain again.
Christian: Okay okay, if you’re going to be such a bunch of babies… My announcement is that the Moralez Invitational is an all men tournament! In other words… guys only! Happy now?
With that He once again turns to leave, but once more turns back towards the crowd.
Christian: Oh yeah, and any of the guys in DU interested in signing up, just put your name on this sheet of paper! It will be hung up backstage by the refreshments.
And with that Christian Moralez does finally exit the arena, leaving the crowd buzzing with expectation and excitement.
Dylan Silver: What an announcement! The Moralez Invitational is for guys only! For the first time in DU history men will compete in the ring! I can’t believe it Rene?
Renegade: What an awesome announcement. Just think of it, Jake Wild, Devin, Gabriel, and Joel! Oh my god… Jackman!!
Dylan Silver: Yeah… Jackman!
-Don't Try This At Home Vignette-
Kristin: Tonight is your Night Crys! When you pin that bitch Indigo you’ll gain yet another belt for the greatest team in DU history!
Katrina: Kristin’s right Crystal, you will beat Indigo easy! After the humiliation we caused her last week, she’ll finally realise that she cannot beat any of us.
Crystal: I know, Thanks guys! I will win that belt and bring the championship back to its rightful owners!
Kristin: You have nothing to fear, you know that we’ll be ther…..
Just then there is a knock on the door and a few seconds later it opens as Shane Rockford hobbles through. Kristin stands behind both Crystal and Katrina just in case Shane explodes into a physical argument. All three members are shocked by both the tone and manner of Rockford’s words.
Shane Rockford: Sorry to interrupt girls, but I need to speak to Kristin. It’s rather important what I have to say, so if I could just have a moment of your time please, Krist?
Kristin doesn’t drop her guard, just in case it is some kind of ploy.
Kristin: If you have anything to say, then you can say it in front of us all.
Shane looks rather uncomfortable and embarrassed but continues, although with his head hung low looking at the floor.
Shane Rockford: Well I would just like to apologize for blaming you for the attack on Tequila. I hope you can take my apology and find forgiveness in you. I am really truly sorry for accusing you and the Bod Squad… Sorry girls!
All three members of the Bod Squad stand there in total shock, jaws dropped. They look to each other trying to find something to say in response; Kristin takes it upon herself to say something back.
Kristin: Well thank you for the apology Shane, I guess I am sorry to! I jumped to a wrong conclusion to… So all fair? You’re sorry, I’m sorry.
Shane Rockford:Yeah… anyway I just wanted to say that, I better get on my way I have a lot of stuff to do tonight! Crystal, Katrina… good luck in your matches tonight!
Shane leaves and the girls as they still try to get over the apology.
Dylan:That just doesn’t add up? I think Shane Rockford must have a screw loose. Obviously the attack he suffered last week did more damage than we first thought.
Renegade: Is it true? Has Shane Rockford gone soft?
Renegade: This should be a good match Dilly. Though I'm worried about Mystika and Tara, seeing what happen to Mystika and Crystal last week when they got a sniff of the "member" Tommi had played with before their match.
Dylan: Yeah, that was disgusting. Plus Tara's in a pissed mood after what Chimera did to her dog. What a better way to let out your frustrations that hurt people?
Renegade: So true my friend. Time to take it to Krysta Taylor for the introductions.
"Real Things" by Javine plays and Silver and purple pyro goes off. As Miss Tara Lee comes out from behind the curtain and walks down the ramp, taunting the crowd.
Krysta Taylor: Coming to the ring, weighing in at 125 pounds. From Raleigh, North Carolina... Here is TARA LEE!!!!
Tara enters the ring and waits for her opponents. The arena goes dark and the music hits and Tommi walks out and looks to her left then to her right then she walks down the ramp gets in the ring then she poses and blue pyro goes off from all 4 corners of the ring
Krysta Taylor: In the ring now, weighing in at 115 pounds. From San Diego, California... She is TOMMI!!!
The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five... four… three... two…" He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly makes her way to the ring.
Krysta Taylor: And making her way to the ring, weighing in at 135 pounds. From Death Valley, California... Here is MYSTIKA!!!
Mystika slides into the ring and goes right after Tommi. Mystika knocks down Tommi and begins punching the blond beauty like crazy. Tara comes up behind Mystika and grabs her by the hair. Tara hair tosses Mystika across the ring. Tara begins to put the boots to Mystika. Tommi comes up behind Tara, drop kicking her from behind to the outside. Tommi picks up Mystika and whips her into the ropes. Mystika ducks the clothesline and comes back, hitting Tommi with a flying forearm.
Unbeknownst to Mystika, Tara has gotten up and is on the ring apron. Tara climbs to the top turnbuckle. Mystika turns and Tara goes for a cross body, but Mystika moves out of the way. Mystika picks up Tara and throws her over the ropes to the outside. Tommi's back up and goes to attack Mystika, but grabs Tommi's foot before she can connect with the Un-Expected. Mystika smiles before performing a great dragon screw leg whip, which sends Tommi through the ropes and next to Tara.
Mystika jumps onto the top rope and hits both Tara and Tommi with Flight 457. Mystika gets back into the ring as the ref begins the 10 count. At 6, both Tommi and Tara gets into the ring. Tara charges at Mystika, but Mystika sidesteps her and pushes Tara into the corner. Tommi grabs Mystika's arm and goes to whip her into the opposite corner, but Myskita reverses, send Tommi hard into the corner.
Mystika smiles and signals for the end and the crowd goes crazy. Mystika nails Tara with the Kiss of Death, and then nails Tommi with it as well. Tommi and Tara fall to the mat next to each other and Mystika goes to pin both girls.
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Krysta Taylor: Your winner of the match, MYSTIKA!!!!!
Instead of "Party Hard" playing, "Be Obscene" by Marilyn Manson hits the PA system as Christian walks out with a mic in hand. He smiles as he looks into the ring.
Christian: Wonderful showing Mystika. I'll keep you in mind for a title shot down the line. Tara, I always knew you were good on your back. But the real reason I'm out here is Tommi. Now Tommi, since you've gotten here in Divas Unleashed, you've done NOTHING. Plus last week, you took a prop for the Stripped Title contendership match, and used it. Then when that item was used in the match, it made the two contenders sick. So I think your time has come. Tommi... YOU'RE FIRED!!!! Security, take that whore out of my arena NOW!!!
Security comes out and drags Tommi out of the arena. Tara and Mystika look shocked at what Christian just did.
Star: Hey baby! You going to enter huh?
Devin: I sure am. After seeing you in the ring it has inspired me to try prove myself to you! Show you how much a real man I am!
Star: Awww honey! That is so sweet of you. But you don’t have to prove yourself to me; I love you for who you are.
Just then a voice comes from behind Stars shoulder.
Mya: You may love him for who he is, but if he wins that tournament he will definitely prove one thing. That he’s better in the ring than you!
Star spins round to see Mya at the coffee machine; she stomps of and gets up in the DU champions face.
Star:That right huh? Well after I pin you tonight, Devin wont be the only won winning the prize at Anathema… because I will be walking out of the next pay-per view with my own prize… The Unleashed Championship!
Mya: You wish Star! The only thing you’ll be walking away with at Anathema is your breasts out, Just like last weeks Exile!
Star leaps at Mya and a catfight ensues on the floor backstage, both women grab a handful of each other’s hair and yell and scream as they roll about. Devin and a couple of the crew jump in and pull each other apart. Mya has a chunk of Star’s hair still in her hand as they are dragged away, star calls out at the top of her lungs as Devin hauls her back to the dressing room.
Star: I’m going to get you bitch! Tonight I will not only win, I’ll set a date… August twenty fourth… Anathema. This isn’t the end Mya, it is just the beginning!
Renegade: Katrina is out to kick Dominatrix’s butt! But who the hell can tell what is going to happen? There are so many factors to this match, and most of them involve Dominatrix getting hurt.
Dylan: Dominatrix certainly has made herself a big target here in the DU, not only did she have her two friends hand out a savage beating to Shane Rockford and Tequila, she also orchestrated the attack on Holly before causing Katrina to lose the Stripped Championship to Indigo!
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