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Friday December 12th 2003
“S.h.i.r.o.s. = Stuck High In Rear Of Sluts” “I want to Strike Lightning!” “Welcome to Atlanta where the players play...” are some signigant signs, but they are only a grain of sand on the two mile beach. We have a sharp cut to the announce team and with a cheery Renegade, and a disgruntled Jaime Lee Tyland.
JLT: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Friday Night Exile here in Altalnda, where tonight alongside all the wonderful wrestling of Divas Unleashed, I will have to put up with Renegade... who just got laid. Ugh.
Renegade: She was hot! I mean... I get on the airplane to come here, and the next thing I know this complete bombshell sits next to me! Then after I bought her a few drinks, i find out she's a necrophiliac! My god... talk about a complete draw of luck!
JLT: Anyway... tonight we have a main event whose status will lead us right into Xiak Xande. The newly formed alliance of Star & Mya will face off against the ever heated duo of Crystal & Lightning in our main event, as we prepare for the Anti-Herion to defend against the Femme Fatale at our last show of the year!
Renegade: I know, this is the last Exile of 2003! So many moments the remember! So many puppies still need to be revealed!
JLT: Well also tonight, we will see the next round of the Shiro Cup play out as rising superstar Nyssa falls into a triple threat match against two women who have become rivals in recent weeks, Mystika & Sara Lee. I never thought I'd see a lawyer wrestle, did you?
Renegade: Not really... no. We can't forget about the Bod Squad! After their major setup scheme by Kristin to make the group seem week, they face the woman who took their Tag Team Championship from them, Bianca... and the Stripped Champion Vicksen.
JLT: I have alot of questions I want anserwed tonight Renegade. I mean, whats the deal with Valeria's kidnapping?! Can Bianca truly be aloud to be a solo Tag Team Champion? Are Crystal & Kaci going to align against Mya & Star and Lightning and that masked woman?! WHO IS THAT MASKED WOMAN!?!
[The lights go off as "Runaway" blasts through the PA system and then goes off as the crowd anticipate. It then goes back on as Lightning comes out through the curtain, alongside the masked woman who she has teamed with in recent weeks. The proceed to the ring as the camera flashes go off around the arena.]
Renegade: Well, we might find out now... because here they come!
[Lightning and the masked woman slide into the ring, as the crowd finally calms down. The music finally cuts and Lightning is handed a microphone by John Roe. She brushes her long blonde hair out of her face, and speaks into the microphone, the masked woman pacing around her, trying not to give off any affirmative hints as to who she really is.]
Lightning: Well Ladies and Gentlemen, its only one week away from Xiak Xande. The last pay-per-view of Two thousand and three for Divas Unleashed... and here I am, the greatest diva in the business... and I dont have a match! What kind of bullsh!t is this? I know Shane has better skills that this.
Lightning: He has obviously been too busy. So, I will just have to make his job a little easier and make the match myself. Isn't that right my dear masked freind?
[The masked woman nods.]
Lightning: So out of this lovely roster that I have to choose an opponant from... I pick that little whore who got that cheap shot on me last week. STAR... I challange you to a match at Xiak Xande!!!
[As the crowd cheers at this announcement, Lightning tries to calm the crowd down.]
Lightning: Well, before that tramp comes out here... I'd first like to introduce you to my newest freind, and the woman who has been kicking ass since her debut. Please welcome to Divas Unleashed...
[Lightning pauses.]
Lightning: I'll let her introduce herself.
Renegade: JLT! Your questions about to be anserwed! We finally get to find out who it is!!!
[Just as Lightning hands the microphone to the masked woman, who prepares to speak... "Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. Lightning gets a pissed off look on her face as Crystal begins dancing around on stage with her red hair bouncing at her every whim.]
Renegade: Well, so much for that! haha...
JLT: Well, Lightning & Crystal are tag team partners in the main event tonight, but I highly doubt that crystal is out here to make freinds... then again, I could be wrong.
[Crystal slides into the ring and ignores Lightning & the masked woman as she poses on the turnbuckles for the crowd. Crystal steps down and is handed a microphone as she waits for her music to cut before she raises the microphone to her lips.]
Crystal: You know, the other day I was sitting at home and I was thinking... "Wow Crystal... your headlining the end of the year blow out Pay-Per-View for Divas Unleashed... you've conquered opponants of all sizes and backrounds and... everything like that. In all your career moments... you've never done one thing." So, to make things fair. Mya, based on who wins our tag match later... that woman should get to decide ANY stipulation for the main event at Xiak Xande that she chooses.
Lightning: EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME... what the hell are you doing?
[Lightning shows that she is pissed off that Crystal has yet to acknowledge both her and the masked womans exsistence since entering the ring.]
Crystal: OH! Honey... when did you get here?
[Lightning does a fake smile before leaning into her microphone.]
Lightning: All right you drunken hord. I have to tag with you later tonight and I am not going to allow your gin-soaked ass to take up my time out here. So... go keep those run down liwour bars in business and go buy yourself a few.
Crystal: But...
Lightning: GO! Before I kick your ass.
[Crystal slyly gets to the apron... before her eyes focus on Lightning's shoes.]
Crystal: I am not about to get my ass kicked by someone who wears those ugly ass pumps. Where the hell have you been shopping? "Hand Me Downs"?
[Lightning gets a shocked expression on her face as Crystal begins pointing and laughing. Lightning & the masked woman suddenly corner Crystal against the turnbuckle, when "Hip Hop Star" By Beyonce blasts over the P.A system and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and a slight fog covers the stage.]
[Lightning looks up the ramp to see both Star and Mya make their way through the fog as they walk down to the ring. They get in the ring as Lightning and the masked women stand opposed against Star & Mya. As Crystal stands closest to Lightning & Mya. Star has a microphone, and she starts to speak.]
Renegade: Wow... could you imagine of the ring exploded how many millions of dollars Rockford would be out?
Star: Well, well, well... if it isn't the three little bitches. Look Lightning, you want a match with the Glittering Goddess, you got it. However, I dont want just anymatch. So just like Mya & Crystal being able to choose stipulations based on the outcome of tonights main event, so shall we.
[The crowd begins cheering like crazy as Star then tosses the microphone in Lightning's face, as Mya & Crystal give evil glares towards each other. Mya & Star then exit the ring as we cut backstage to see Kaci Russell taking it all in on the monitor.]
Renegade: It's Kaci!!!
-Xiak Xande Advert-
Debutant's Match
["Fighter" by Christina Aguilera Blasts on the PA system as Yuku walks down wearing purple latex vest, matching purple latex pants with the imprints on a golden dragon on the right leg, and the imprint of a tiger on the left leg. Her outfit is finished off with thigh high shiny purple dominatrix boots with little spikes around them. Yuku hops on the apron, and then executes a catapult somersault flip into the ring. Yuku walks over to a turnbuckle, hops up and raises her fists into the air as the crowd cheers on.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... in the ring from Tokyo, Japan... YUKU SHIRO!!!
[“How Soon Is Now?” by Tatu blasts over the PA System as Jolson emerges upwards from a circle of flames, her hips slanted to the left and both her hands above her head slopped over each other, there is a bright flash as a white pyro lights up the arena while Jolson quickly makes her way to the ring.]
John Roe: And her opponant... making her way to the ring... JOLSON!!!
[Yuku awaits in the ring, and as Jolson gets on the apron, Yuku quickly dropkicks Jolson, causing her to fly backwards and hit her face on the black barricades as the crowd begins cheering for the match.]
Renegade: Well, there is no love lost here as Jolson & Yuku Shiro face off. After a six woman tag match last week in which Jolson & Yuku fought like cats and dogs, and I know Yuku has been not very happy with Jolson getting the victory over her.
JLT: Well yea, espicially since that match was completely illegal! Hopefully they can restore my faith in themselves with this match.
Renegade: Did your perscription to Midol run out or what?.....DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT PYSCHO!
[Jolson crawls to her knees on the barricade as Yuku storms out of the ring and readies herself for the attack on Jolson. Jolson however lifts Yuku upin a bear hug type position before dropping Yuku's face on the black barricade, and quickly shoves her into the steel stairs. Jolson slides into the ring as the bell rings. Yuku slides into the ring and Jolson takes the offense as she whips Yuku into the ropes.]
[As Yuku returns, Jolson quickly hits a spinebuster and using the momentum she had gained, immediately springs over into a bridge pin on Yuku! ]
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[Yuku breaks the count easily, but is slightly stunned by Jolson's quick pin. As Yuku gets to her feet, Jolson drop toe holds Yuku's face right into the bottom rope, making a guillotine type of effect on Ms.Shiro. As Yuku grabs her throat, Jolson takes advantage and applies a sleeper headlock from behind her.]
Renegade: As Jolson tries to cut the air supply away from Yuku, I really wonder whats going to happen tonight Jaime.
JLT: Would you shut the hell up? I'm trying to watch this match... jackass.
[Yuku has finally made her way to her feet, as Jolson seems to begin to lose her grip. Rather than allow Yuku to escape, Jolson puts her feet on the turnbuckle, climbing up backwards while keeping the sleeper on Yuku, which tightens her hold. Jolson then swings downwards and hits a vicious modified bulldog on Yuku's face as the crowd gasps. Jolson covers again.]
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[Yuku kicks out yet again, as Jolson puts her hands on her knees, awaiting Yuku to stand. As Yuku gets to her feet, Jolson twists Yuku's arm, and as she pulls Yuku in for a clothline, Yuku ducks the clothline and before Jolson can turn around, Yuku grabs the back of Jolson's head and nails a reverse X-factor! Yuku then without hesitating one second leaps up to the third rope in a single bound, and flies off backwards with her 'Soaring Dragon' moonsault and she nails every inch of it on Jolson!!! As the crowd cheers from the beautiful move, Yuku stays on for the cover.]
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[Yuku get to her feet as Jolson sits up, and Yuku grabs her neck, remembering the sleeper that Jolson held on her. Yuku then grabs Jolson's head and applies a Dragon Sleeper, which makes Jolson sqiurm for life! As Jolson wiggles, Yuku begins to walk up the ropes backwards as Jolson did to her before... however, instead of flying forward into a buldog, Yuku flips over Jolson and nails her 'Dragon Stunner' move!!!. Yuku stands in triumph as Jolson lays in a daze on the mat. Yuku kicks Jolson a little, and then heads up to the top rope, signaling for her Northern Lights Smash.]
Renegade: Don't get up Jolson! Don't do it!
[Jolson stumbles to her feet, but in the process, falls onto the top rope and causes Yuku to fall into the ring! Yuku gets to her feet and Jolson immediately lifts Yuku into a powerbomb and nails the Venus Varder! Jolson then begins to scale the top rope, and signals for the "Jolted". As Jolson flies off with a shooting star press, Yuku moves out of the way! Jolson crashes HARD onto the mat, and Yuku rolls ontop of her for the cover.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner…YUKU SSHIRO!!!
[[Yuku gets to her feet as her hand is raised into the air. She quickly exits tthe ring as Jolson holds her chest and gasps for air.]
Renegade: Yuku gets the win over olson, which I guess is some sort of small penance for Jolson's pin over her last week.
JLT: A great match never the less my both women. Ugh o... that the hell is Nyssa doing?
Renegade: Well, unlike some of the people on this roster... it appears to be a man!!!
[As the cameras cut from the match, we arrive backstage where we see Nyssa sitting on the lap of... "someone". As the camera turns from her face, we see that she is sitting on the lap of none other than Shane Rockford!!! She is playing with his tie as she stares intently into his eyes.]
Nyssa: Well Mr. Rockford... I am just so pleased with you. You graciously got me this job here at this wonderful federation... and now, I think it's time that I repay you. I think you have my cell phone number.
[Nyssa gets off of Shane's lap, as Shane rolls his eyes while his face is turned away from Nyssa. As he stands, Blair Spikes enters the room.]
Nyssa: I umm.. better be going. I'll see you later Shane.
[Nyssa gives Blair a passing glance before struting out of the room with her hips swinging from side to side. As the door closes behind her, Shane motions Blair to take a seat.]
Shane Rockford: What can I do for you Blair? I know...
Blair Spikes: What the hell was she doing in here?
Shane Rockford: Who? O... Nyssa. Well, she was asking me about... some matches.
Blair Spikes: You know Shane... that's complete bullshit. Tequila is not here again because of you.
Shane Rockford: What do you mean because of me? It was Jackman if I rememeber correctly who....
Blair Spikes: After you pushed her in the way! I'm facing him at Xiak Xande and after that stunt you pulled I don't know what the hell to think of you. What were you thinking Shane?!? She could have been hurt worse than she is, or she could have been...
Shane Rockford: I DONT CARE!!!
[Shane's face is red from the arguement... as Blair stands up. Blair shakes his head in disappointment as he walks out of the room, leaving Shane to sigh and look through a few papers on his desk... before throwing a lamp across the room and it shattered to pieces.]
Shiro Cup Match
Renegade: Whoa... talk about some tense moments in the hierarchy of Divas Unleashed. I can't believe Shane just said he didn't care about Tequila!
JLT: She could have died! Ugh...
Renegade: What is it with Jackman... RED RUM! RED RUM! RED!... Ugh, alright Im done. Well, we will get more on Tequila's condition later, but up next we have a Yuku Shiro qualifying match!
John Roe: The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall with the winner proceeding in the Shiro Cup Tournament...
["Real Things" by Javine hit the PA system as Sara Lee struts out minus her sister, she sashays down the aisle waving to the fans and rolls under the bottom rope with a smug look on her face. She kisses John Roe on the cheek and in his amazement he lets Sara easily take the microphone and walks to the middle of the ring as her music is cut.]
Sara: Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to say this but poor Nyssa won't be joining me and Mystika in this triple threat match tonight. You see Nyssa and I exchanged words backstage and my sister Tara and I didn't like what she had to say, so if you would turn your attention to the Divatron?
[The Divatron shows Nyssa laying on the floor, with crates and other weapons around her and from what we can see, medics is tending to the ex-stripper. She looks unconscious and has a cut on her forehead.]
Sara: So Mistake, come on down!
[The fans boo as Mystika makes her way out of the crowd and attacks Sara from behind with a clothesline which sends her onto the floor. Mystika then puts the boots to the back of Sara as Joel is also at ringside. Mystika grabs the hair of Sara pulling her to her feet, Mystika then puts her shoulder into the mid-section of Miss Lee and begins to run at the corner and slams her body into the turnbuckle. Mystika then begins to punch Sara before propping her on the top rope, Mystika climbs up and delivers some more punches. Sara's too fresh though and shoves Mystika backwards. Sara then climbs to her feet on the top rope and jumps forward onto Mystika with a Hurricanrana.]
[Sara then lands some punches off her own to the Mindless Illusion member, and grabs her arm bringing her off the mat whipping her into the ropes. Sara attempts a side slam but Mystika manages to nail a leg scissors take down as both women get to their feet once again. Mystika runs at Sara this time but is taken down with a Japanese arm drag as they both find their feet again, Mystika continues to run but Sara tries a back body drop. Mystika kicks her legs while in mid-air which brings her back down to the floor into a piledriver position and that is what she executes, a piledriver which sends Sara Lee bouncing into the mat. Mystika climbs to her feet and grabs Sara's left leg, she lifts Sara off the floor and steps forward into a half Boston crab.]
[Sara is dazed from the piledriver as she uses her other limbs to try to reach the ropes to escape the submission. Joel quickly rushes round the rope Sara is very close to touching, he pulls it towards him and outside the ring making it harder for Sara. Mystika then gives up on her submission and pulls Sara to her feet from behind, Mystika then nails a high angle back drop which sends her down into the canvas. Mystika then goes back to the legs of Sara once again, picking them up but Sara pushes them forward into the stomach of her opponent. Sara then leans forward from the floor grabbing her head and pulling her from her doubled over position into the mat in swift DDT. The gothic diva and the ex-attorney lay next to each other on the floor. Sara manages to get to her feet first and picks up "Mistake" by her hair, she slaps her and throws her into the corner. Sara then nails a kick to face showing her flexible which sends her to her butt as the fans feel what's coming next from the Lee Sister.]
[Sara then does do what the fans intended in a Bronco Buster, the fans appreciate this expression of athleticism and Mystika is humiliated wrestling-wise. Sara gets up and poses to the fans, Mystika gets up from the turnbuckle and approaches Sara. Sara tries to kick Mystika but she moves and she gets the referee in the chest making him stumble backwards and lean forward. Lee then tries a mule kick but the gothic woman moves again and Sara nails the referee straight in the face sending him flying backwards rolling to the outside. Third time lucky, Sara manages to finally nail her kick and gets Mystika in the position for the "Lee DDT". Joel rushes into the ring and clotheslines Sara off her position. Joel then scoops up Sara into a powerbomb move, he spins her round on his shoulders before planting her into the canvas. The fans cheer as Tara Lee rushes down the aisle.]
[Tara climbs into the ring and kicks Joel in his crown jewels. Joel bends forward and Tara gets in front of him, she then pulls him in between her legs, and executes her finisher "Sweet Thing" pedigree sending him into the canvas. But Tara is soon taken down from behind by a springboard dropkick from Nyssa who seems to have redeemed herself. Tara flies forward into the canvas and Nyssa climbs to the top rope, Nyssa launches off with her finisher "Starlight Flight" to Tara but Mystika is up. Nyssa gets off the cover and turns into the flying leg of Mystika who executes a kick to the face of her opponent.]
[Mystika then chokes Nyssa with her foot, but Nyssa punches the joint on her leg and she falls forward as Nyssa locks in an ankle lock trying to snap Mystika's ankle. Sara comes from behind with a chin lock on Nyssa as the two of three women are now suffering a submission. Nyssa lets go of Mystika and grabs the head of Sara pulling her down into a stunner jaw breaker which sends Sara flying backwards. Nyssa climbs to her feet and nails a leg drop to Lee. Nyssa then puts the boots to twin. Mystika and Joel have teamed up though. Nyssa feels someone behind her and turns around.]
[Mystika and Joel then double kick her in the stomach and get her into the suplex position in mid-air and keep her there. They then bring her down into a harsh brainbuster dropping her straight on her head. Mystika and Joel then clear the ring. Joel tosses the Lee's out of the ring while Mystika revives the referee who is groggily making his way over the sprawled body of the ex-stripper. Mystika pins.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner and entering the second round...MYSTIKA!!!
[Mystika & Joel parade to the back in victory as the cameras cut to commercial with the sounds of "Mindfields" by Prodigy playing to the celebrating Mystika & Joel.]
-Divas Unleashed "Glamour" Soundtrack Commercial-
[As we return from commercial break, we see none other than "The Baddest Bitch" Bianca in the ring!!! She has a microphone in hand and a magazine in the other as her music cuts and the crowd begins to calm down. As she shifts her hips from side to side, showing off the Tag Team Championship around her waist, and the other on her shoulder, Bianca then puts the microphone to her luscious lips and begins to speak to the crowd, as we see the magazine she is holding is none other than the "Playboy" magazine, with Tara Lee in it!]
Bianca: Well, well, well... look what I have here. Well... that is besides these TWO gorgeous Tag Team titles. I also have the Playboy magazine from 2003, in which we find the slu... the woma... hmm. What word can I use to describe her with? Nothing thats nationally television appropriate, so I am just going to say, the magazine we found the whore, Tara Lee in.
[The crowd cheers from the insult, as Bianca shifts her head to the side to get the hair out of her face.]
Bianca: Well, here's what is going to happen tonight. You see, I think just about anyone in the world could pull off this trashy porn shoot. So I know that I could do something that is TEN TIMES better than anything you could ever play off Tara. So consider this "hyping" our match at Xiak Xande, because I am going to officially announce MY FIRST PLAYBOY SHOOT!!!
[This sends the crowd into a near riot, as a few photos are shown on the DivaTron. Suddenly the photo images stop as Tara's face appears on the Tron, and "Real Things" by Javine hits the PA system as Tara walks out on stage, with a business suit dressed Sara not far behind her as the duo proceed to the ring. Bianca gives a look as if to say "O great", as Tara & Sara enter the ring and pose on the turnbuckles. Tara is handed a microphone as the Lee Sisters begin circling around Bianca.]
Tara Lee: Bianca. Just what on earth are you doing in a playboy. I mean, from what I have heard... EVERYONE has already seen you naked...
Bianca: Do you honesty think you expect to insult me with that? Learn a little bit more grammer before you run your mouth.
[Just then, Bianca & Tara get right in each others face as Sara tries to pull Tara away. Bianca throws her titles to the ground and gives Tara a "bring it" move with her hands, as Sara finally gets Tara to calm down. Sara then hits a superkick on Bianca's face! The Lee Sisters begin stomping away at Bianca before pulling her to her feet. As the Lee Sisters signal for a double DDT onto the Tag Team belts, Bianca shoves the sisters away and takes them down with a double clothline. Bianca then starts beating away on whatever Lee Sister is standing.]
Renegade: This is crazy!
[Just as Bianca clothlines Sara over the top rope, Tara kicks Bianca in the chest. As Tara readies for the "Sweet Thang", Bianca launches Tara over her back, and as Tara stands on her feet, Bianca hits "The Bianic Shutdown"!!! The arena lights then dim as ""Money, Power, Respect" by Lil' Kim blasts over the PA System as the Bod Squad walk out in matching attire accompained by Kristin, they walk to the ring as pyros go off on the stage.]
JLT: This does not look good for Bianca. The women who want the Tag Titles she got rid of temporarily, but the ones she took them from are on their way to the ring!!!
Tag Team Match
John Roe: Ladies & Gentlmen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Kristin Wallace... the team of Katrina & Miss Rhiannon, THE BOD SQUAD!!!
[Katrina & Miss Rhiannon immediately take advantage of the situation placed before them and run to the ring. As they slide under the ropes, Bianca immediately takes Miss Rhiannon's head, and uses it to make her fly out of the ring nearly as quickly as she came in. Katrina however isn't as easy to get rid of as she takes Bianca down with a clothline. As Sara helps Tara to the back, Miss Rhiannon slides in the ring, and helps Katrina place Bianca in the corner, as they begin to stomp away at "The Baddest Bitch".]
Renegade: This doesn't look too good for our newest Playboy Bunny JLT! We have to save her! Where is Vicksen!?!
["Where Is My Mind" bangs over the PA system at full blast. Vicksen walks out on stage with Shaneo and the Stripped Championship on each arm. Shaneo then walks backstage, as Vicksen looks down at the ring.]
John Roe: And the opponant, she is the Divas Unleashed Stripped Champion... Vicksen!!!
[As the punishment of Bianca goes on inside the ring, Shaneo re-emerges fom backstage with two steel chairs! He & Vicksen then take a seat at the top of the ramp as Bianca looks on to Vicksen in disbelief!!!]
Renegade: Is it just me... or is everyone out against Bianca?
[The referee finally makes Katrina get on the apron, as Bianca is forced to go alone against Miss Rhiannon. Miss Rhiannon lifts Bianca up in a sidewalk slam before giving Bianca a powerful back-breaker right on her knee, which makes Bianca nearly bend in half backwards. Miss Rhiannon covers.]
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[Bianca narrowly kicks out, as Miss Rhiannon pulls her to her feet. Miss Rhiannon hits a snap suplex, and then punches Bianca a few times in the face before climbing up the top rope!]
Renegade: Bianca! O... you poor dear...
[As Miss Rhiannon leaps off the toprope backwards, attempting her Digital Dreams moonsault, Bianca moves out of the way!!! Miss Rhiannon lands hard on her chest, and she stumbles to her feet. Suddenly Bianca jumps to her feet and nails the Bianic Superkick!!! Miss Rhiannon flies backwards nearly three feet on the air before hitting the mat. Bianca rushes over and covers.]
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[Katrina breaks the count, and as the referee pulls Katrina away, turning his back to Bianca, Kristin slides into the ring and bulldogs Bianca's face right into the canvas! Bianca lays on a daze as Kristin slides out of the ring and Miss Rhiannon crawls her way to Katrina's corner.]
[Vicksen & Shaneo laugh at Bianca's misfortune as the match continues. Miss Rhiannon finally makes it to Katrina's corner and tags in Katrina. Bianca starts to rise to her feet and Katrina grabs Bianca and hits her "Royal Pain" vertebraker!!! Bianca lies motionless as Katrina laughs at the pain she has inflicted. Katrina then covers Bianca.]
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[Bianca grabs the ropes! Vicksen stands in a pissed off pose from her chair at the kickout. Katrina stands up thinking she's won, and as she notices Bianca's hand on the bottom rope, she kicks Bianca's hand and pulls Bianca parallel to the turnbuckle. Katrina signals for her finisher "The Kat's Eye" as the crowd starts to cheer. Holly Wentz runs out from backstage! As she runs, she nails Vicksen by accident, causing the duo to fall over and roll down on the ramp. Holly brushes herself off and continues to the ring as the crowd laughs.]
Renegade: I guess Vicksen never got over that grudge she had against Bianca right JLT? LOOK! It's my favorite lesbian!!! She's such a clutz ya know?
[Katrina sees Holly Wentz and jumps down from the turnbuckle as Kristin wonfers what Katrina is doing. Holly then spins Kristin around and sprays mace in Kristin's eyes!!! As Katrina looks out in worry at Kristin from the ring, Bianca pulls Katrina into a rollup! Miss Rhiannon at the last second tags herself into the match, and the referee doesn't count the pin.]
JLT: Good move by Miss Rhiannon!
[As Bianca stands and looks towards Miss Rhiannon, Miss Rhiannon immediately launches her "Sexy Seniorita Kick" at Bianca's head. Bianca ducks at the last second and Miss Rhiannon nails Katrina!!! Katrina falls to the ground as Bianca takes advantage of the shocked Miss Rhiannon and nails the Bianic Shutdown(Flatliner)!!! She covers Miss Rhiannon as the crowd stands up in arms and counts with the referee!]
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Renegade: She won! She won!
[As "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina hits the PA system and Bianca is announced the winner by John Roe, a furious Vicksen flies to the ring. Holly Wentz sees Vicksen coming after her and she runs around the ring and up the ramp trying to escape Vicksen. Suddenly Shaneo catches Holly! As he holds her awaiting for Vicksen to come up the ramp. Shaneo suddenly falls to his knees as we see Yuku Shiro has just kicked him in the groin!!!]
[As Vicksen sees this, Holly fleeds to the back as Yuku runs after Vicksen! Vicksen runs back down towards the ring and as she steps in the ring, Bianca gives her a drop toe hold onto her Tag Team belt! Yuku immediately climbs the top rope, and as Vicksen gets to her feet, Yuku flies off and nails her Northern Lights Smash finisher!!!]
Renegade: Yuku & Bianca & Holly have conquered everyone from the Lee Sisters, to the Bod Squad, to Vicksen & Shaneo!!!
JLT: There is going to be such hell to pay at Xiak Xande... haha...
[Bianca & Yuku then stare at each other... before Yuku Shiro holds up Vicksen's Stripped belt as her own. Bianca says something to the effect of "That was mine", and the two then smile. Bianca then grabs Vicksen's top, and Yuku grabs Vicksen's pants, and they pull the current Stripped Champion's clothes off!!!!!]
JLT: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Renegade: *Tear* I love my job...
[Bianca & Yuku high five each other and pose on the turnbuckles as Vicksen is left wearing nothing but her Stripped Championship.]
-Divas Unleashed PS2 "All Out Assault" promotion-
Renegade: Well, now that the crowd has finally calmed down and the bodies have been removed from the ring, here we lie in the aftermath of what was just an amazing ass... I mean match!
JLT: The last Exile of the year is certainly one to remember... you sexist pig. But, I understand your laughter.. that was great. Anyway, on with the show... guess which trio are backstage Renegade.
Renegade: Who?
JLT: Ugh... it's your mom. Who the hell do you think it is? It's Gabriel, Mya and Star! Look at your screen!
[Mya and Star are backstage with Gabriel in their ring attire and are giving evil looks to some of the crew members, the crowd begins cheering loudly as Kaci Russell walks up to the trio.]
Star: Look who it is... Perfection at it's best. I'm glad I'm not perfect... I aspire to be nothing like you.
Kaci: What are you two trying to prove? You walk around as if you think you are the best on the roster, when in reality... your nothing but a figment of greatness.
[As Star gets ready to attack Kaci, Mya signals for her to calm down and let Kaci continue.]
Kaci: I've been watching you three over the last few weeks, and after what I saw last week on Exile, and then again tonight earlier on... I've decided that |