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Friday December 5th 2003
“Mya – Impregnable” “I’m the father of Tara’s next baby!” “I want Kaci at my Pinnacle” and one is the more creative of “Jackman can only do the moonwalk after prison!” but they are only a grain of sand on the two mile beach. We have a sharp cut to the announce team and with a disconcerted Renegade who is wearing a pimp’s hat seated next to a happy smile face that belongs to JLT as he glances at her with some dirty looks.
JLT: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Friday Night Exile brought you to live by the Mirage Athletic Network and tonight we’re in South Carolina, and look at all these fans! They’re going nuts! I’m Jamie L. Tyland and I’m joined as ever by Renegade, who is wearing a rather absurd hat tonight.
Renegade: Excuse me? No! This hat is very fashionable, and is a chick magnet! I get people coming up to me saying they want to be famous and join my escort service, remember how I brought Lei Yu here? Yeah, see, that is what this hat does! Brings in the big stars!
JLT: I’m sure it does Renegade, but on the subject of big stars, what a line up we have for you tonight! We have an awesome main event when three of this federation’s finest brawl it out in the ring. We saw a shock last week when Mya and Star joined hands in what looked like an unholy alliance, they also assaulted both Crystal and Lightning, what possibly is in store tonight?
Renegade: Lot’s of puppies I hope! We’ve got Bianca, Katrina and Vicksen all battling it out for the opportunity to precede in the Yuku Shiro tournament and each of those women can only go upwards and it’ll be great to see them rolling around together, even better naked but hey, you can’t have everything!
JLT: We’ve got a huge six person tag match speaking of Yuku Shiro, she teams with Mindless Illusions to take on Jolson and the Lee Sisters. Jolson and Jake have had their fair share of run-ins with the gothic group and even the Lee’s last week so this one should be interesting.
Renegade: But that’s not all! We have the returned Valeria Sanchez who escaped her kidnapper hear tonight and she tries to get some revenge on Miss Rhiannon, last week Val come to the rescue of Holly but the Bod Squad beat her down, will we see the opposite tonight? What is going on between Holly and Val though?!
JLT: I’m sure we’ll find out in due time but this very minute we’re going to find out how well Nyssa does in her debut match as she collides with everyone’s favorite wild child Dee Snuts, which is coming at you next!
Debutant's Match
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a debutants match, introducing first, from San Jose California, at a weight of 109lbs; she is the Puerto Rican Princess…DEE SNUTS!!!
[“Number One” by Nelly plays as the fans have a good reaction for the regular that is Dee Snuts as she walks out and waves to the crowd while gliding towards the ring, she slaps some hands on the front row before rolling under the bottom rope and raises her hands to the arena, she stands in the corning waiting her opponent to arrive.]
["Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the PA system as Nyssa enters to a large bang from two purple pyros placed next to the entrance to the arena, firing straight up in the air.]
John Roe: Her opponent, making her Divas Unleashed debut, from Miami, Florida, at a weight of 120lbs, Miss Starlight…NYSSA!!!
[She walks towards the ring, posing for the crowd as she goes. She enters the ring and gives the crowd a wave, and stands cautious in the ring of Dee as the referee checks down both women for illegal.]
Renegade: You know I would love that job?
JLT: What? You feel up all the divas backstage!
Renegade: Yeah but he gets to do it on national television! It’s no fair!
[Once they are both legal, Dee cheap shots Nyssa with a slap and cockily dances in front of her but Nyssa fires back with an even bigger slap which sends Dee falling to her butt as Nyssa pushes her forward grabbing her neck and ramming her head constantly into the mat until the referee has to pull her off. Dee rolls to her feet and runs towards Nyssa but Nyssa launches with a spinning heel kick which turns into a leg drop once Dee is on the floor, as Nyssa is shaping up to be impressive in her debut. Nyssa grabs Dee by her hair and throws her into the corner, chasing after her with a clothesline trapping Snuts between the turnbuckle and her arm, but Nyssa then props up Dee onto the top rope. The debuting diva is then grabbed by Dee’s arm and is forced away from the turnbuckle and into the canvas with a spinning DDT. Dee gets up with a smug look as she poses to the crowd. Dee then pulls Nyssa to her feet and starts to shout in her face]
[Nyssa has had enough and decides to hit a European Uppercut to the blonde taking her down to the mat with a shocked look on her face as the camera focuses in on her wide eyed shock until Nyssa’s foot comes into view stomping away on the head of Dee before she is picked up by Nyssa and taken down to the mat in a front face drop from a piledriver position. Nyssa poses to the fans as Dee slowly gets back up to her feet, Nyssa raises her arms above her head as she gets ready for a gymnastic maneuver as Dee rises fully to her feet Nyssa leaps forward springing up into a handstand with her feet landing on Dee’s shoulders and around her neck. Nyssa then uses her grip around Snuts’s neck to rolls underneath Dee’s legs and pulls Dee face first down to the canvas as her head hits the mat before she bounces over into a roll landing spread eagled. ]
Nyssa takes this opponent to signal for the crowd as she leaps onto the top rope before launching back off with a twisting leg drop as Dee screams out from the impact and holds her neck coughing as she scrambles for the ropes to get some air. Nyssa takes this to her advantage as she runs to the ropes with Snuts still lying idle, she then dives over the top rope and Dee’s body and as gravity pulls her to the floor she elbow drops the top of Dee’s head and neck area as the ex-stripper clutches her head and rolls back into the ring. Nyssa climbs onto the apron and raises her arm to the crowd as Dee rises on the other side breathless and still holding her neck, Nyssa leans back holding the ropes firmly in her hand jumping into the ring using the rope as her trampoline push, Snuts counters Nyssa for the first time in the match as she dropkicks the Princess’s gut sending both women back down to the mat. ]
[Dee seems to have broken a nail as she sucks on her finger while getting Nyssa in a front face lock position, she poses to the fans as they boo her she waves them off and taps Nyssa’s back, just as she is about to move to execute the DDT, Nyssa counters into a northern lights suplex, she gets up to her feet and brings up Dee with her. She slams Dee into the corner and nails a few kicks to the midsection keeping Snuts in the same position and immobile, Nyssa poses for her signature move as the fans rise to their feet while the stripper takes position opposite the corner.]
[Nyssa leans back on the rope and leaps into the ring with a coast to coast dropkick which she calls “Walking on Air” and she slams into Dee, who then falls on top of Miss Starlight, but Dee has fallen across the shoulders of her opponent and consequently, into a pin as the referee knows his rule book by heart and sees this, he starts the count.]
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[Nyssa just gets her shoulder up but barely, as she tosses Dee off her, Dee stumbles to get to her feet using the other turnbuckle to steady herself. Nyssa uses the ropes to climb to her feet and begins to walk towards Snuts, but the Princess was waiting as she launches out of the corner with an attempted “In Yo Mouth” finishing superkick but Nyssa catches her foot and spins her around. As Dee twirls, Nyssa launches with a clothesline which takes her down to the floor and Nyssa quickly makes her way to the rope, she nails her finisher of “Starlight Flight” which is a swantom bomb into a corkscrew moonsault as the fans applaud this high risk and new move. Nyssa covers.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner…NYSSA!!!
[Nyssa gets up in delight as she smiles at her victory and the referee raises her hand to the crowd who cheer for the new diva, Nyssa helps up Dee and shakes her hand as the two divas walk backstage together, with some mutual respect in the South Carolinian air.]
Renegade: Nyssa picks up the victory on her debut here in DU and she’s not only hot! She can actually wrestle too, did you see that last move, wow, I’ve never seen that before.
JLT: Wait…are you talking about their wrestling skills? Okay, who put the pill in your water? Come on…
Renegade: You are so weird!
[We cut backstage to our favorite locker room, the Bod Squad’s, as Katrina is lying down on the leather chair as Miss Rhiannon is pacing up and down in her ring attire and is looking to hyper herself up when she suddenly turns to Kristin Wallace who sighs at her, and addresses her protégé.]
Kristin Wallace: You know that whole break-up thing was just genius on my part wasn’t it? I mean we had that plan since Arachnophobia and it was going wonderfully, I had a chance to finally destroy that little bitch Holly Wentz last week and what happens? Valeria ruins it! Well she’s going to pay when Rhiannon kicks her ass tonight, and as for Holly, well let’s just say I used my assets on Blair Spikes and we’ve got ourselves a little match at Xiak Xande.
Katrina: You and Holly? You’re not even a trained wrestler, what are you thinking?
Kristin Wallace: Relax, I have you guys don’t I? I mean I’m a former Unleashed Champion! You’re the former Tag Team Champions; if it wasn’t for Holly you would still have those championships!
Miss Rhiannon: If I remember rightly Kristin, it was you who went into a craze after you saw that tape of Wade and Kaci?
Kristin Wallace: Well she’s the second member on my hit-list! After Holly I’m going to show Kaci who you handle the media, I mean how dare she rip off my top last week! Does she not know who I am? Well she will soon enough once I get her brother. I would much had preferred the other one he had been old enough, purely because if we got married I would become a ‘Russell’.
Miss Rhiannon: Kristin, I had to disrupt your day-dreaming but we have two important matches tonight? It would help to have you on the same page rather than thinking up ways to get back at your enemies you know.
Kristin Wallace: I have been, my mind is a yard of pondering, because I think it would be better if we were a singles team, you two use your bond to help each other with singles success but you have to help me with mine.
Miss Rhiannon: Well after how Patrick’s being lately, I am going to take out all of my frustration and I mean all of it on Valeria Sanchez, I don’t know why she even has that Rockford State Championship, she got kidnapped for crying out loud! It proves what she’s been doing!
Kristin Wallace: Save it for the ring honey…
Standard Match
[We cut to where Lei Yu and Mindless Illusions are standing near some crates backstage, all three women and the new edition of Joel are looking around before Lei Yu gets ready to give them her prep talk. She looks at Angel and then over to the wrapped around each other like Mystika and Joel.]
Lei Yu: Okay. Last week was a mistake, I have to admit but it was because of the fumes from the Lee’s blanch hair that if I didn’t do anything I would have suffocated, now I know we haven’t had much success lately but now we have Joel we should start moving. We have Yuku Shiro on our site and she’s got championships from all over the place so we have no worries, I just have to talk to Shane about getting that title shot.
[Speaking of the devil, Yuku Shiro walks up to the foursome and looks them up and down as they stand up straight, Yuku then sighs and addresses her partners.]
Yuku Shiro: I’m not happy about being teamed with you tonight as I don’t really approve of what you did to Jolson but more importantly, Jake, but this is wrestling and what you want doesn’t come into it, we’ll be the best dysfunctional team ever, who’s with me?
Mystika: Yuku, dear, we’re both going to be in your tournament, and we don’t really care about it, I mean what did you say $250 000? I earn that in a week, all we want is the tag team championships and while it’s Bianca and Zelien, we think we can take them, thanks.
Yuku Shiro: You know, I’m really in this because I want to see how good Jolson is as she proceeded but if you want to get all, weird, about it then fine. Just don’t talk to me until your screaming for a tag, now let’s all walk in silence to the ring okay?
[The five people leave with Yuku hanging back a little and sighing after her team-mates, from behind the crate comes Jolson who smirks after them and bites her bottom lip, she sashays off in the opposite direction.]
Renegade: What was that about?
JLT: It seems as if Yuku and Mindless Illusions aren’t being the best of friends right now and also we’ve got ourselves a little eve’s dropper on the roster in Jolson. They’re match is coming up next!
Six Person Tag Match
[The lights go out and a growl comes out of nowhere the arena is just a faint shade of blue and the music comes on and up from the rafters she is slowly decending down like the original sting entrance at the same time thethe ground is coated in fog and a white light is shineing on them and when they get into the ring they raise their hands and then brings them back down and blue flames come from the turnbuckles and the lights come back on ended "Mindfields" by Prodigy.]
John Roe: The following contest is a six-woman TAG TEAM match, and it is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, accompanied by Lei Yu… the team of Angel & Mystika, MINDLESS ILLUSIONS!!!!
[As Mystika and Angel walk around the ring with Lei Yu cheering them on, “Fighter” by Christina Aguilera begins playing on the PA system. Yuku walks down wearing purple latex vest, matching purple latex pants with the imprints on a golden dragon on the right leg, and the imprint of a tiger on the left leg.]
John Roe: And their partner, making her way to the ring hailing from Tokyo, Japan… YUKU SHIRO!!!!
[Her outfit is finished off with thigh high shiny purple dominatrix boots with little spikes around them. Yuku hops on the apron, and then executes a catapult somersault flip into the ring. Yuku walks over to a turnbuckle, hops up and raises her fists into the air as the crowd cheers on. Music hits, as Tara comes out from the right and Sara from the left. They join in the center and stand nose to nose, brake and walk down the ring.]
John Roe: And their opponents… making their way to the ring… SARA AND TARA LEE!!!!
[Tara just in front they get to the end of the turn and shake their asses. They get in the ring and are suddenly overpowered by Mindless Illusions and Yuku. Angel & Mystika quickly give Sara a double suplex, as Yuku delivers a superkick to the back of Tara’s head, which sends the “Sweet Thing’ to the black mats outside the ring with a huge thud. John Roe has exited the ring, as “Hella Good” by No Doubt hits the PA system.]
Renegade: This doesn’t look too good for our young Jolson does it?!
[Jolson appears on the ramp as the crowd cheers the arrival of the Mermaid of the Cretaceous Corral. Jolson sees that the Lee Sisters have been taken out, and Jolson flies full fury into the ring as the crowd cheers for her. As Jolson slides in, Yuku is ready for her, but Jolson slides under Yuku’s legs and immediately stands up and dropkicks Angel to the ground. Yuku & Mystika then give Jolson a double irish whip into the ropes. Jolson comes back and clothlines Mystika down, but Yuku dodges the attack and then gives Jolson a suplex, ending her rush against the other three women.]
JLT: GO JOLSON!
Renegade: You’re a little late now…. Psh.
[Yuku pulls Jolson to her feet again, as Angel & Mystika get to their feet. Yuku twists Jolson’s arm behind her back, and is about to perform a sort of grapewine like submission, when Tara & Sara slide into the ring and begin taking fist to face with Mystika & Angel! As the gothic duo battle the Lees, Jolson takes this distraction to snapmare her way out of Yuku’s grasp. With that, Tara knocks Angel from the ring, and continues to battle her outside the ring. Mystika has Sara in the corner, and has run to the other side of the ring, signaling for her ‘Kiss Of Death’ finisher.]
[As Mystika begins the long series of handsprings, the crowd begins to get behind the move. Ending in true Mystika fashion, the superkick nails Sara’s face and she flies out of the ring to the ground where Angel & Tara are battling. Yuku and Jolson are again at each other’s throats. Yuku manages to get the upperhand on Jolson, and gets Jolson into a Dragon Sleeper hold! Yuku then gets her feet on the ropes behind her, and nails her ‘Dragon Stunner’ maneuver! Jolson lies motionless as Mystika flies over the top rope with a suicide dive onto Sara & Tara Lee!!!]
JLT: Whoa! Did you see that? Mystika hit her head on the ground!!!
[As a replay shows Mystika performing the move, inside the ring, Yuku covers Jolson.]
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[Jolson kicks out and Yuku raises her arms in near victory, but puts them down once Jolson kicks out. Joel is seen coming to the ring, to check on Mystika as the crowd boos his presence. Angel has gotten Tara tossed into the front row of the crowd, and is standing ontop of the black barricade, signaling she plans on diving in the front rows laps as well. Before she attempts the risky jump, Tara manages to push Angel off the barricade, onto the black mats, which leaves her grabbing her back in pain.]
[Suddenly Jake Wild comes running down the ramp!!!]
Renegade: Jake is here!!! Jake is here!!!
JLT: And not in his underwear… how unfortunate.
[Jake immediately pounds on the back of Joel’s head. Jake then grabs the back of Joel’s shirt by the neck, and tosses him face first into the steel post!]
JLT: I love the officiating in this match… order hasn’t been placed here throughout it’s entirety.
Renegade: It’s what makes us special!
[As Jake continues his assault on Joel, Yuku has taken a distraction to Jake outside the ring, which gives Jolson time to recuperate from the beating she had been received in the ring from yuku. Jolson immediately stands as Yuku turns, and hits her in the face with the ‘Blue Crush’ spinning heel kick!!! As Yuku falls to the mat, Sara has gotten on the apron, and is begging for a tag in. Jolson grants her request, as Sara heads to the top rope.]
[Sara signals for her “Intentions” finisher, and just as Yuku gets to her feet, Sara leaps off the top rope. Yuku ducks within a split second, but Angel, who has entered the ring, is hit with the hurricanrana move instead!!! As Sara turns to her feet from the downed Angel, Yuku kicks her in the gut, and then as Sara is bent over, Yuku flips in the air and hits a leg drop on the back of Sara’s head! Yuku covers.]
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[Jolson breaks the cover, as Tara slides into the ring. Jolson & Tara take Yuku down with a double suplex, just in time for Mystika to slide into the ring and give Jolson her ‘Pontiac’s Revenge’ Cartwheel handspring hurricanrana! Tara then kicks Mystika in the gut as she stands, and nails ‘The Sweet Thang’ pedigree!!! The crowd is going wild with all the action in the ring! Just then, Jake & Joel slide into the ring, as the battle between the two men collides with the divas! Yuku and Tara battle in one corner, Jake & Joel in another, as Mystika & Angel stomp on the bodies Jolson & Sara!]
[Jake then leaves Joel with a bloody nose, before knocking him from the ring with a huge fist! Mystika sees this, and spins Jake around to kick him in the groin! Jake blocks the kick, and then lifts Mystika up for his ‘Extreme Brutality’ finisher, when Angel dropkicks Jake, causing himself & Mystika to fly backwards over the top rope! Sara has gotten to her feet, and as Angel turns around, Sara nails the ‘Lee DDT’ on Angel! In this time, Yuku has eliminated Tara, and has been awaiting on the top rope.]
[As Sara turns towards Yuku, Yuku flies off the top rope and nails her Northern Lights Smash finisher!!! The crowd is going crazy! As Yuku stands, Jolson kicks Yuku in the gut and signals for the Venus Varder! As she lifts Yuku to her shoulders, Yuku hurricanrana’s off! Jolson then stands, and as Yuku runs at her, Jolson hits the Dragon Driver (Michinoku Driver) out of no where on Yuku! She covers!]
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[Angel breaks the count! As Angel stands near the ropes, Lei Yu goes to nail Jolson with a chair, but hits Angel instead! Jolson again hits her Dragon Driver on Angel and covers!]
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John Roe: Here are your winners…. The team of Jolson, Tara, & Sara Lee!!!
[“Hella Good begins playing as Jake accompanies Jolson up the ramp, as the Lee Sisters throw Lei Yu into the crowd! Yuku stands in the ring, furious at the dismantled bodies of Mindless Illusions, as the camera cuts.]
-Commercial Break-
[We’re backstage once again as we Zelien walking to a cab with Bianca in hot pursuit, Zelien is dressed casually and the cab driver is the stereotypical kind with Bianca who is tugging at Zelien until Zelien has enough and turns around. She looks at Bianca and sighs, as Bianca looks angry at her fellow champion.]
Zelien: I can’t explain. I’m needed in a galaxy far away. Here is my tag belt. Use it wisely. Good luck Bianca. I’ll see you in 2073. Goodbye.
[Bianca looks dumbfounded as Zelien hands her partner her tag title, and climbs into the crowd. She leans out of the window over the shoulder of the driver and points in the direction while shouting “Go!” as the taxi revs out of the arena onto the South Carolina streets. Bianca is frustrated as she turns around in a huff and begins to storm to the arena entrance when she smacks straight into Tara Lee who shoves Bianca for doing so, Bianca tuts and tries to re-enter the building but she is called back by Sara Lee, who is clutching a clipboard and is wearing her glasses.]
Sara Lee: Bianca, what a pleasant surprise. Me and Tara just saw what happened and our behalf we’d like to say, well done! I mean scaring away your own tag team partner, you must be screwed up but you know we overheard Zelien telling Shane that she’d be leaving tonight and I just had to go and get our match contract from last week.
Sara Lee: You see I’m a former attorney and I’ve reviewed our contract, and there is a section which reads and I quote “iv. In the event of a vacated title leaving one only team member, that team member must defend her championship if a match has already be assigned.”
Tara Lee: In more words you can understand Bianca, at Xiak Xande it’s going to be you against me and Sara in a handicap match for the Tag Team championship and don’t think of going to plea with Mr. Rockford because we’ve already signed that contract too. I guess there’s going to be new champions for next year eh Sara?
[Tara grabs her sister and walks off as the twins have smug looks on their faces, Bianca looks pissed and slams through the door entering the arena, heading to the ring for her first round match coming up next. We have a quick camera cut to the anchors.]
JLT: We just learnt from Sara that at Xiak Xande, it will be a handicap match for the tag team championships! Good work by Sara Lee there, using her skills as a lawyer to pull the scales to her weight.
Renegade: Yes, and those intellectual classes are something you won’t normally see on a hooker looking woman, I bet they were kind of a turn on for some of the male members here tonight but I don’t liked four eyes, on one woman, I prefer two eyes on two.
JLT: Renegade! Do you ever not think about sex?
Renegade: Jamie sweetie, why do you think I’m in this job? I can tell you it’s not for the wrestling…
Shiro Cup First Round Match
Renegade: We just saw Bianca, but over the past few weeks Vicksen and Bianca have not been getting along, in fact, I would go as far as to say they have been at each other’s throats but now they must battle tonight to earn a spot in the Shiro Cup Tournament.
Renegade: You’re forgetting that Kristin has promised Katrina and Rhiannon singles success, so will we see that happening tonight? Not to mention that Vicksen is the Stripped Champion this already gives her a target on her chest.
[The opening of "Where Is My Mind" bangs over the PA system at full blast as "Ooohhhhh...stop!" blares out, the crowd stop and the lights do dark. We hear that memorable riff from the great band themselves and as the chorus sets in, Vicksen makes her way out to a flurry of cheers from the audience. Pyros go off as the lights return, dot-on with the chorus. As she walks down the aisle with Shaneo behind her, she tapes the hands of the fans, as does Shaneo. Shaneo jumps over the rope as Vicksen does a monkey flip over the top rope and lands on her feet into the ring. They both climb a turnbuckle each and taunt to the crowd, who cheer, allowing Vicksen and Shaneo to absorb the crowd's presence. They get off the turnbuckles, Shaneo goes to the outside of the ring and Vicksen gets ready for her opponent.]
John Roe: Currently in the ring, from Essex, England, at a weight of 140lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Shaneo, she is the Stripped Champion…VICKSEN!!!
[The lights in the arena dim as red and white spotlights circle the arena. Then red and silver pyro go off as "Freaking Out" by Adema hits. As Marky Chavez begins to sing, Katrina makes her way from behind the curtain. She taunts the crowd as she makes her way into the ring. She slides into the ring and poses for the crowd staring down Vicksen as Kristin laughs at Shaneo.]
John Roe: Her opponent, from New York City, New York, at the weight of 135lbs, she represents the Bod Squad and is accompanied by Kristin Wallace, the Queen of Pain…KATRINA!!!
[The lights are dimed for a few seconds. "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina begins to boom out the speakers. As the intro starts, Bianca walks out and sticks out her tongue enchanting the audience with her tongue ring and then throws up the West side signal with her right hand and with her left hand points to the stage, were in a blink of an eye, sliver pyros shoots it's way to the stage.]
John Roe: Their opponents; from Oakland, California, at a weight of 150lbs, she is the Baddest Bitch…BIANCA!!!
[Bianca sprints down the aisle as Kristin’s leather heals make it hard for her to exit the ring quick enough as Katrina and Vicksen get poised. Bianca slides under the bottom rope as Bianca takes Vicksen down with a train-like clothesline, Bianca then climbs on top of Vick and begins to pummel her but Vicksen’s legs come up and roll the bitch off of her body. Bianca and Vicksen get up onto the canvas and stare at each other, Bianca runs towards Vicksen who jumps up in a Lou Thesz press but once again, both women are getting to their feet. This time Vicksen gets the upper hand with a roundhouse kick and then proceeds to choke Bianca with her boot. Kristin is telling Katrina to get out of the ring and she does, Kristin then whispers in her ear as Kat smiles.]
[Bianca’s leg kick as the referee pulls Vicksen’s boot off of the neck. Vicksen looks evilly at the referee and turns back to Bianca who has a boot of her own, but to the gut of the Stripped champ, Bianca then nips up and grabs Vicksen by the throat attempting her finisher but Vicksen counters with a whip to the ropes. Shaneo grabs Bianca’s foot as she falls to the floor in the ring. Vicksen smiles at her honey as she drags Bianca to the middle of the ring. She then runs at the ropes, in what looks like she’s attempting a lionsault by Kristin Wallace’s leather boot comes flying at her face, as the Bod Squad mentor takes out Vicksen. Kristin then puts on her boot as she tells Katrina to slide into the ring. Katrina leg drops Vicksen and then Bianca, Katrina pulls Bianca to her feet backwards as well as Vicksen. Katrina low blows Bianca, who turns around and Katrina points at the other competitor, Bianca shouts at Vicksen and tackles her with a spear.]
[Katrina exits the ring once again; Bianca yanks out one of Vick’s hair, as she climbs to her feet. Vicksen then thrusts her foot at Bianca but she catches it, she then rolls Vicksen over into a single-legged crab. This submission causes Katrina to climb back into the ring and to clothesline Bianca from behind which breaks the hold. Katrina kicks Bianca out of the ring as she falls to the floor on the outside. Katrina then grabs Vicksen and tosses her into the corner; she manages to execute a few kicks to the face before propping her opponent on the top rope. Katrina climbs up with Vicksen and attempts a Frankensteiner but Vicksen rolls with the Queen of Pain nailing a top rope sitout powerbomb as Kristin looks on. Bianca is climbing up onto the apron but Vicksen runs to the ropes knocking Bianca off, as she falls and knocks her head on the announce table. Vicksen then falls forward with a axe handle smash to Katrina.]
[The Stripped Champion then climbs to the top rope, but Bianca has managed to recuperate and enter the ring rushing towards the perched champion, but Vicksen leaps off taking down Bianca with a top rope spear winding the Baddest Bitch. Katrina has managed to get up too as Vicksen is kneeling over her victim, Kat then launches a hero-influenced assault with a shining wizard. Katrina then grabs Bianca and pulls her over the body of Vicksen as they lie in a very precarious position and Katrina climbs to the top rope. Katrina tries to nail her finisher the “Kat’s Eye” 450 Splash but Bianca and Vicksen both roll out of the way and climbs to their feet. Katrina’s middle is hurting as she also gets to her feet, Bianca and Vicksen join hands and clothesline Katrina over the top rope to the outside as it appears a union has been formed.]
[Vicksen then ran to the ropes, bouncing off and using Bianca’s back to leap frog over the top rope into the waiting Katrina as the two fall to the floor. The union is broken as Bianca leans back on the ropes and jumps over with a plancha which sends the newly risen women back down the floor. Bianca then grabs Katrina’s head and tosses it into the barricade and rolls Vicksen into the ring. Kristin comes from behind jumping onto Bianca’s back and locking in a sleeper hold. Bianca grabs Kristin’s hair and tosses her over her shoulder, sending her crashing to the non-padded floor. Katrina’s back up and boots Bianca and tosses her into the steal steps, but Vicksen is soon realized as she manages to baseball slide the Impact Princess.]
[Kristin then slaps Vicksen, but Vicksen slaps her back but Katrina rolls her back into a small package, before grabbing her legs to nail a catapult sending Vicksen flying head on into the ring post. Katrina then rolls into the ring with her two other match competitors down, suddenly the referee is heard falling to the floor thanks to the handy work of Shaneo. Shaneo then rolls into the ring and grabs Katrina down into a dragon sleeper lock, before he lifts her off the mat and slams her on the back of her head. Kristin has spotted this and comes into the ring behind Shaneo who is now yelling at Kat, Kristin then kneels and grabs his pants yanking them down to expose his tighty whiteys as the fans laugh, Kristin then kicks him in his crown jewels which send him out of the ring. Bianca is in the ring and executes a mule kick to Kristin which sends her flying over the top to the floor below. Bianca then jumps onto the cover of Katrina.]
[There is no referee but Vicksen is up and executes a flying splash to both parties, breaking the cover. Bianca manages only get a slice of the splash as she was trapped while on the move, this makes it easier for her to rise to her feet. Vicksen waits in the corner as Bianca is dazed and Katrina manages to get up, Katrina walks over to Bianca who then nails her “Bianic Shutdown” flatliner finisher to the Queen of Pain. Bianca then hooks the leg but Vicksen comes from behind, grabbing Bianca under her shoulder and spinning her around in Vick’s signature “Roll of the Dice” finisher as the foxy diva is the only one left standing.]
[Vicksen is doing hand gesters to Shaneo who removes his shirt to reveal he is wearing a referee’s one, he climbs into the ring but Kristin grabs his leg on the apron, he pushes her into the ring barricade with a nice shove and climbs into the ring. Miss Rhiannon dashes down the aisle, she slides into the ring going straight for Shaneo but Vicksen cuts her off with a kick to the face and tosses her over the top rope. Vicksen then covers Bianca as her boyfriend counts.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner and proceeding into the second round…VICKSEN!!!
[Shaneo raises Vicksen’s hand and the two indulge in a passionate kiss before exiting. Kristin and Miss Rhiannon re-enter the ring and slide Katrina out helping her backstage. Bianca climbs to her feet but is soon taken from behind by the Lee Sisters who are armed with steal chairs. The duo begin to pummel Bianca as “Real Things” by Javine ends the match up and we head to a commercial break.]
[As Exile returns from the commercial break the camera opens up to find Divas Unleashed President Shane Rockford standing in the ring alongside Primary Executive Blair Spikes. Whilst Shane holds the microphone and exchanging smug nods and glimpses at he business partner, Spikes holds in his left hand a large metallic briefcase. Shane then leans in towards Spikes and whispers in his ear, the pair laughs out loud before Shane begins to address the crowd.]
Shane Rockford: Well you don’t need to be a genius to work out why we’re out here, but seeing as we’re in Charleston South Carolina, where there are no genius’ what so ever! And in fact I’ve never been in such a hick infested hole in all my life. So that said I’ll recap for the people here tonight, seeing as they are the intellectually challenged kind!
[The crowd react angrily to Shane’s derogatory evaluation of the natives of Charleston. Shane ignores the cheers and foul-mouthed chants to continue his promo.]
JLT: What is up with Shane lately? He just isn’t like his normal self.
Renegade: Cut him some slack, the guy is under a lot of pressure right now.
Shane Rockford: In the briefcase that my associate holds, is money… A lot of money! Five million U.S dollars to be exact! See that is the fee I agreed with Jackman to secure my position as president and owner of this company. Jackman did as arranged and won the match against Big Nasty and Jake EB Wild, so I kept my ownership. And so to honour the deal he gets his money… Jackman would you please join us in the ring, and as promised… you will get what you deserve!
[The anticipation builds and all eyes are clued firmly towards the entrance. The huge explosion of pyros is greeted with a massive fan reaction as they go wild for the living nightmare. Jackman’s new entrance music “Cohise” by Audioslave kicks in on the PA system and at the moment of the tensions peak the seven-foot plus superstar makes his way out on stage, again accompanied by a bevy of beauties hanging off each arm. Jackman and his girls begin to make their way down the ramp and towards ringside, Jackman suddenly stops and looks at the two men in the ring and decides to send the girls back up out of the arena in case things get nasty. He then continues on and joins Rockford and Spikes in the ring.]
Jackman: I’m glad to see your doing the sensible thing Shane. You know with this money I may just be able to forget the fact you had me arrested and charged with murder… so lets cut to the chase, Show me the money!
Shane Rockford: (Looking surprised) What?
Jackman: Show me the money!
Shane Rockford: Don’t worry it’s all there.
[Jackman steps forward and stares down Shane Rockford.]
Jackman: One last time… show… me… the… Money!
[Shane turns to Blair Spikes.]
Shane Rockford: Fine! Open it up Blair and show the man his goddamn money.
[Blair releases the to security locks on the case and the holds it out for Jackman to open it. Jackman stares at Blair for a moment, he then shoots a glance at Shane Rockford before flinging open the top of the metal case. He looks in and then steps back looking as if he is about to explode, Shane quickly jumps in.]
Shane Rockford: That’s right… it’s empty! But wait. Before you even think about striking out at us let me tell you why. See the deal was for you to take out Big Nasty and Wild at the My Immortal pay-per view so that I kept my position of power. Well everybody knows that you did get out the gage to win, but it wasn’t you who took out Nasty or Wild… was it?
[Jackman attempts to answer, but Shane quickly cuts him off before he gets chance to speak.]
Shane Rockford: No it wasn’t you… it was my Primary Executive, Blair Spikes!
Renegade: That is true JLT, Spikes was the one to knock Big Nasty out cold. Hahaha I think Shane has found the perfect get out clause in the deal. I think he’s going to get out of paying up!
Shane Rockford: Want to see what I’m talking about? Well that’s simply done. Hey you guys out back in the truck, roll the tape!
[The diva-tron flickers into life and plays the closing moments of the match between Jackman and Big Nasty at “My Immortal”]
- Jake gets in Jackman's face and then the two begin brawling!!! Jackman eventually gets the upper hand, and gets Jake on his shoulder. He then charges into the cage, using Jake's head as a javelin!! Jake begins to bleed from his forehead a little, and Jackman keeps Jake on his shoulders, and runs to another cage wall. Jake jumps off of Jackman's shoulder and then quickly grabs Jackman's head with one hand and runs right into the corner, bouncing Jackman's head off of the top post while Jake stands between the ropes and the cage wall. Jake gets on the turnbuckle, and as Jackman turns around, Jake leaps off in a hurricanrana attempt! Jackman catches Jake on his shoulders though, and plants Jake into the cage wall! Jake's body bends between cage & ropes, and is left hurt on the side of the ring. Jackman then turns around... and Big Nasty kicks him in the chest and signals for The Nasty Bomb!
Tequila suddenly pulls out something from the jeans she was wearing as it turns out to be some wire cutters, she hands them to Shane who begins frantically cutting away at the door of the cage, much to the referee’s disliking.
Christian wanders over and cheap shots Tequila with a right hand sending her down to the floor harshly, but this doesn’t sit well with Kristin who hates seeing a man hitting a woman like that, she walks over to him and slaps him across the face.
Christian grabs Kristin roughly by the arm just as in the ring Big Nasty “Nasty Bombs” Jackman and is begins to climb out of the ring. Kristin is pleading with Christian not to hit her but from behind comes Tequila with a low blow.
Tequila and Kristin then double DDT, Christian on the outside of the ring before they high five each other happy with their team work and ridding of Moralez, a man they both hated. Shane Rockford manages to get the door open and pulls the referee out of the ring as he crashes into the barrier.
Jake EB Wild isn’t moving, Jackman is out and Big Nasty is climbing the cage. Kristin and Tequila shove Shane Rockford to the side allowing them to enter the ring first, Kristin grabs the chair, which has been left dented and slams it into the legs of Big Nasty who kneels down.
Tequila uses this time to get Big Nasty’s head under her arm, but Big Nasty is too strong and grabs Tequila by the throat, he then chokeslams her from the top rope straight onto Kristin Wallace, the two roll to the other side of the ring from this move.
Shane removes his shirt to reveal he is wearing a referee’s shirt, as he calls for someone from the back. Just then a man runs down the ramp in casual attire, he gets in the ring and kicks the legs of Big Nasty and then once again before he pulls them down making Big Nasty land painfully on the ropes.
This man then kicks Big Nasty in the head with a martial arts kick as this mysterious man then takes Big Nasty up in a suplex before he drops the 7 footer down flat on his head which leaves Big Nasty out.
The man helps Jackman up and forces him out of the door as Shane uses his refereeing power to call for the bell and the match is officially over. Shane immediately goes to check on Tequila, as he helps her up and slings her over his shoulder. The man, Jackman and Tequila then make their way up the ramp celebrating as Shane is ecstatic –
[The tron goes off and back the ring where Shane concludes his point.]
Shane Rockford: There is all the proof I need not to pay you. Because as it was revealed a week later on Exile, the unidentified man was Blair! And if it weren’t for him and me, I wouldn’t be DU President today! So sorry Jacko… buddy! Deals off you don’t get your money!
Jackman: That won’t stand up in the court of law, but if that’s what I have to do to get my money… then I’ll see you in court! I still have the copy of that deal and once my lawyers pick the bones out of it and put together my case, you’ll be kissing goodbye to a whole lot more than five million!
Shane Rockford: You’re bluffing! You know you wouldn’t stand a chance if this went to court.
Jackman: I guess we’ll find out wont we.
[Jackman’s music begins to play and Jackman turns to exit the ring. Shane stands there for a moment pondering the future; he runs his hands through his hair and bites his nails before calling out.
Shane Rockford: Cut the music! Okay Jackman how about this? Seeing as you got the victory with the help of Blair, then it’s only fair he get a share of the cash. But see at My Immortal Blair was not contracted to any deal, so how about I make a match… a rags to riches match between Jackman and Blair Spikes, at the next pay-per view… Xiak Xande! The winner gets the five million dollars.
[Jackman who hasn’t yet left the ring turns to Shane, he takes a long hard think. Again he switches glances at Spikes and Rockford before making his decision.]
Jackman: You got yourself a match Spikes! Rockford… say goodbye to your money!
Renegade: Awesome! Jackman versus Blair Spikes at Xiak Xande… Rags to Riches match!
Shane Rockford: Okay it’s set, but so as to seal this deal how about the pair of you shake on it.
[Jackman nods his head in disagreement, but Blair extends his hand out and gestures to Jackman to shake it. Jackman looks about the crowd as if trying to get their opinion. He then hesitantly moves toward Spikes and makes a few stuttered attempts before finally shaking hands with Blair. Blair grins and suddenly swings the metal briefcase, crashing it into the side of Jackman’s head and striking him clean on the temple. Jackman slumps to the canvas and Spikes gets a few more blows in with the case busting the living nightmare wide open. Shane and Blair stand over Jackman, looking on as blood pours from the wound. Rockford then raises Blair Spikes arm in mock victory.]
Renegade: I can’t believe Jackman fell for the oldest trick in the book! Not so smart is the nightmare haha. |