Friday 11th July 2003
Lincoln Dome, Lincoln, Nebraska

The Bitter End blasts throughout the arena as the pyros display takes place on the stage as Friday Night Exile comes on the air. The camera scans the crowd – “I want the Bod Squad on my Bod”, “Jake raped my dog”, and "Marry Me Kaci" is various signs put in the crowd raised into the air. The camera cuts to Dylan Silver and Renegade sat at ringside. Renegade: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Lincoln, Nebraska where tonight, we will see Jolson, the last member of The New Edition, fight for the revenge of stable mate Kaci in a handicapped match against Katrina and Kristin in the main event. Dylan Silver: Also tonight we are going to see the premiere episode of "Hudson's Corner", where Brock Hudson will be interviewing none other than one of the newest arrivals in the Divas Unleashed, Chimera, and her manager, Mila. Renegade: Yea, you know I beat him in a poker match. Dylan Silver: Yes, I know. But before we get to any of that, we are going to have a debutants match between the two NEWEST members of DU, Tommi and Lana. Debutants Match Lana Star v Tommi Krysta Taylor: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a singles, debutant match... The arena goes dark and the music hits and Tommi walks out and looks to her left then to her right then she walks down the ramp. She gets in the ring then she poses and blue pyros goes off from all four corners of the ring. Krysta Taylor: In the ring, from San Diego, California. She weighs in at 115 pounds, here is TOMMI!!!! "I’m Every Woman" will hit the PA system and then Lana Walks out; she always stops and looks around at the cheering fans before continuing down the ramp. She waits about 15 seconds before she then continues down the ramp always smiling, shaking her fans hands. Krysta Taylor: And her opponent, from Beverly Hills, California. She weighs in at 115 pounds, here is LANA STAR!!!! She heads up the steps and she gets into the ring, showing off her ass slowly as she goes under the ropes. Once she does so she goes to the upper left hand corner, climbs up the ropes until she goes on the top one and does a pose, she gets down and goes over to the bottom left hand corner, and does the same, she then gets down and goes to the bottom right hand corner and also does the same, by this is forms an "L" and then goes to the middle of the ring and does a 15 second pose down doing different poses for the fans. The girls face each other and shake hands, then circle the ring. Renegade: Here we go with the match!! I can't wait to see what these girls got. Friends wrestling each other, could get interesting. Dylan Silver: Lana and Tommi lock up. Tommi pushes Lana into the corner. Tommi's now dealing out several chops to the chest of Lana Star. Renegade: I wonder if I can be the lucky guy to make Lana feel better after those harsh chops. Dylan Silver: Tommi goes to whip Lana into the opposite corner, but Lana reverses, sending Tommi into the corner. Lana begins to punch Tommi right in her face. Renegade: Take it easy!!! Don't ruin her beautiful face!!! Lana flips Tommi onto the mat and applies a sleeper hold to her friend. The crowd cheers on Tommi to get out of the move. Tommi slowly makes it to her feet and delivers a few elbows to Lana's stomach. Tommi whips her into the ropes and dropkicks her to the mat. Tommi gets onto the top rope. She goes for a moonsault, but Lana gets her knees up and Tommi's rolling in pain. Lana gets up and picks up Tommi and whips her into the ropes. As Tommi bounces off the one rope, Lana bulldogs Tommi. Dylan Silver: Star Quality!!! Lana's going for the pin!!! [1...] [2...] [KICKOUT!!!] Renegade: Tommi's still in this. Both females get up. Tommi punches Lana like crazy. Lana backs away a bit, but she's a superkick right in the chin. Tommi goes to the top rope again and delivers a shooting star press onto Miss Star. Dylan Silver: Flip of Faith by Tommi!!! This might be it!!! [1...] [2...] [3...] Krysta Taylor: Your winner of the match, via pinfall..... TOMMI!!!!! Dylan Silver: A great debut match for the two rookies and.... Renegade: That sounds like my favorite alcohol! "Son Of A Gun" by Janet Jackson hits the PA system as Tequila walks out towards the ring. Tommi and Lana look at each other and wonder whats going on. Tequila slides onto the apron as the crowd shows their approval of "The Bad Influence". Tequila gets in the ring and is handed a microphone as her music cuts. Dylan Silver: Now why is Tequila out here? Renegade: Damn you Dylan! Be quiet while I listen and stare. Dylan Silver: Ease off the viagra... jeez.... Tequila: You know, while I was backstage watching your debut match, I realized that both of you are the kind of spectacular athletes my... close.... personal....business... partner, Shane Rockford is looking for. So if you two woman would accompany to the back, I will fill you in more. Renegade: Close? Personal? Business? I could use some of Tequila's close, personal business. Dylan Silver: You should have cold water thrown on you. Tommi and Lana walk with Tequila backstage as "Son Of A Gun" hits the PA system. Tommi and Lana look confused, but are walking to the back none the less. :::Femme Fatality Promo::: Hudson's Corner With Special Guests Chimera & Mila The camera cuts to a set, disclosed somewhere backstage. Brock Hudson is sitting in a chair behind the desk, and his opening credits roll for *Hudson's Corner*. The camera then closes in on Brock, who has a set of papers on his desk. He looks up, buts on a fake smile and starts to talk into the camera. Brock Hudson: Hello there Ladies and Gents, welcome to THE, first episode, or as some of you higher intelligence people would call it, "Debut" episode, of Brock Hudson's, Hudson's Corner. My debuting guest will be none other than The Morbid Mistress Chimera, and the Morbid Queen, her manager, Mila. Ladies welcome to the show. The camera pans out as we see Chimera, sitting in the chair closest to Brock's desk. She has a crucifix and runs her hands all over it as Brock clears his throat, wondering where Mila is. Brock Hudson: Tell me Chimera; was Mila unable to make it? Chimera doesn't look up. Chimera: She said something about having something better to do. Brock Hudson: What do you mean something better to do? This is my debut episode!?! Chimera: Yea.... that’s why she didn't want to be on it. Something about you being a fascist.... Brock Hudson: You know Chimera, with Mila gone; it's JUST me and you. Me...and you... Chimera: A facist pig. Brock Hudson: Because you want to eat me up like bacon? Chimera: No, because you scream like a little pig when you are in danger. Brock Hudson: I have no clue what you mean by that. After all, I am.... With that, Brock is laid out with a metal flag staff. Mila walks on behind Brock and tosses him over the desk. Chimera and Mila walk away as if nothing happened. Chimera: I was wondering what took you so long. Mila: I had to call the driver and get him to come around. It's your fault you sat there when the show started. The camera cuts backstage where we see none other than Tara Lee snooping around the backstage area. She looks up and down the hallway before she stands in front of the Lost Souls locker room door. She knocks on the door and then hides behind a crate. She waits a few moments, and no one answers. She then gets out from behind the crate and slowly opens the door. She finds an empty locker room. Tara Lee: Perfect! Tara walks over to the table and sees a coffee cup. She pulls a little vial out of her bra and looks at the white powder in it. She shaves the vial and then opens it. She grabs the coffee cup and pours in the white powder. Tara Lee: Plan B, going into effect, riiiiight now. Something I call, Date Rape. Little Jakey wakey will be mine. To believe I got the idea from watching Snow White. We suddenly hear Oceania's voice. Tara puts the coffee down where it was as the locker room door opens. Tara stuffs the vial in her back pocket as Oceania and Jake walk through the door. A look of fear comes onto to Tara's face as Oceania gets in Tara's face. Oceania: Why are you in here you little.... Jake: She can't stay away from the Wildness. She can't help it Oceania. Once you gots Jake, you never go bake. Jake gets a confused look on his face as Tara Lee runs out the door past Oceania and Jake. She runs right into Holly Wentz who is carrying two cups of coffee. Holly bends over to pick up the coffee as Jake stares at her ass. Oceania: JAKE! Jake: Huh? Oceania:Oceania: Get your butt in here. We need to get rid of your ex-fiancee, or wife, or whatever she was. Jake: Sister in Law? Oceania picks up the coffee Tara had poured the white powder into. She takes a drink and starts to speak to Jake again. Oceania: It wasn't my choice. Listen. Since it seems your.... Jake: Animal-like magnetism for the women of the world. Oceania: ...whatever. We need to take her out. Jake jumps up and then runs behind the couch. He pulls out a chain saw as Oceania takes another drink. Oceania then pulls the chainsaw away from Jake as the camera cuts to the ring. Dylan Silver: That boy is whacked. Renegade: I wonder what Tara put in his drink. Tag Team Match Cleopatra & Crystal (Evil Majesty Inc.) v Pandora & Tara Lee Krysta Taylor: "Real Things" by Javine plays and Silver and purple pyro goes off. As Miss Tara Lee comes out from behind the curtain and walks down the ramp, taunting the crowd. Krysta Taylor: Coming to the ring first, from Raleigh, North Carolina. She weighs in at 125 pounds, she is MISS TARA LEE!!!! Tara gets into the ring as the lights in the arena go off. Purple and yellow colored strobe lights go off as Ninja garden Remix plays on the PA . A shower of pyro goes off and Pandora spring boards up lands and then stands at attention before walking to the ring. Krysta Taylor: And her partner, from Mito, Japan. She weighs in at 130 pounds, she is PANDORA!!!! Pandora gets into the ring. Just the "Brackish" by Kittie hits and the Divas Unleashed tag team champions come out from behind the curtain, posing and headbanging to their theme. They walk to the ring as the crownd boos them like crazy. They get into the ring and taunt their opponents. Krysta Taylor: And their opponents... first, from Spokane, Washington. She weighs in at 180 pounds, she is CRYSTAL!!!! Second, from Miami, Florida. She weighs in at 160 pounds, she is CLEOPATRA!!! Crystal and Cleopatra slide into the ring and begin to beat down on Tara Lee and Pandora. Cleo throws Pandora over the ropes, onto the outside, leaving Tara Lee in the ring with the Femme Fatale herself, Crystal. Crystal whips Tara into the ropes then picks her up and slams her down to the mat. Crystal then gets down and applies an armbar onto Miss Lee. Tara begins to punch Crystal with her free hand, making Crystal release the hold. The Femme Fatale grabs Tara by her hair and pulls her over to the corner and tags in Cleo. Cleo kicks Tara in the midsection. Cleopatra gets behind Tara and delivers a german suplex to Miss Pure Touch. Tara quickly crawls to her corner and tags in Pandora. Pandora runs to Cleo and delivers a series of lefts and rights. The Queen of the Nile staggers back and as she comes back to Pandora, she gets a roundhouse kick which sends her down to the mat. Pandora gets Cleo up and whips her into the ropes. Pandora goes for a clothesline, but Cleo ducks it and stops short, then kicks Pandora right in the back of the head. Pandora falls to the mat and Cleo begins to kick her in the back. She pulls Pandora over to her corner and tags in Crystal. Crystal picks up Pandora and hooks her arms, delivering a beautiful double arm DDT. She goes for the pin. [1...] [2...] [No....] Dylan Silver: Crystal almost had it but Tara came in and broke up the pin. Tara's hurrying back to her corner. Renegade: All I know is, whoever is hurt the most... I wanna check them out and make sure they're okay. Dylan Silver: Sure you do.... Before Tara can make it back to her corner, Crystal grabs her by the hair. Crystal drags Tara to her corner where she tags in Cleopatra. Cleo goes up top as Crystal proceeds to put Tara on top of Pandora in a 69 position. As Crys moves out of the way, Cleo preforms an amazing moonsault onto her opponents. Cleopatra then rolls Tara out of the ring and picks up Pandora and delivers Lyrisis Signa. She then tags in Crystal who hits City of Crystal and pins Pandora. [1...] [2...] [3...] Krysta Taylor: Your winners of the match, via pinfall, the Diva Unleashed Tag Team Champions, Crystal and Cleopatra!!!! Dylan Silver: Tommi and Lana are running down the ramp! Renegade: Where's Tequila!?! Krysta Taylor: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a non title, tag team match... Tommi has a can of hair-spray in hand as she heads down to the ring. Lana is following behind with a steel pipe. Crystal sees the two running down the ramp and delivers a base ball slide to Lana. Tommi runs past Lana and Crystal, slides into the ring and takes Cleopatra down with a clothline. Crystal starts attacking Lana and throws her into the steel stairs. Tommi moves towards the downed Cleopatra to only receive a drop toe hold into the ropes. Crystal throws Lana into the ring with the steel pipe as Cleopatra chokes Tommi with her knee against the ropes. Tequila runs to the ring as the crowd cheers her arrival. Tequila slides into the ring as Crystal and Cleopatra turn towards the newly arrived diva. With thier backs turned to Tommi and Lana, Tommi grabs the hair spray and pulls Cleo around and sprays her right in the eyes! Crystal turns to go after Tommi, and Lana hits her in the back of the neck with the steel pipe! Lana hits a spinning heel kick to Cleopatra as Tequila helps the duo place Crystal and Cleopatra's body, parallel to opposite corners. The two ascend and hit duplicate synchonized shooting star presses on the Tag Team Champions. Tequila raises their arms in victory as Crystal and Cleopatra lay in the ring. Katrina and Kristin run to the ring as Tequila choses this time as an exit. Tommi and Lana walk backwards up the ramp as the rest of the Bod Squad help Crystal and Cleopatra up and out of the ring as the camera cuts to commercial. :::Pandora celebrated as Diva Of The Month, during a DU Magazine Photo Shoot::: As we come back from commercial, Kristin and Katrina sit in the locker room, furious over what just happened in the ring. Katrina: Did you see that Kristin?!? The bosses whore finally got us! Kristin Wallace: Katrina, do you honestly think that one little mis-calculation will be the undoing of the Bod Squad? We have bigger issues to deal with tonight. We have to take out the last member of "The New Edition". Now that is something we should be worrying about. Katrina: I know, Crys and Cleo have left the arena. I swear Kristin, you have the worst taste in men. How much pleasure can you get out of a guy who watches women like me wrestle all day long. Kristin Wallace: Don't remind me. Listen, we need to get an alternate plan going into action, so we can fight against these new blonde bimbos my unfaithfull ex decided to put on the field. Just then, Holly Wentz knocks on the door and enters the room, carrying five cups of coffee. She looks as though she is about to fall over. Katrina quickly stands up and grabs them before Holly falls over. Holly Wentz: You have NO IDEA how many times I have had to run back and forth to get these things! First that Indigo woman got mad because I grabbed the last straw. So she grabs the 4 cups I had done and throws them across the hall way and takes off with that huge man in leather. THEN! I finally re-pour the coffee, only to get five feet away from this door, and have Tara Lee run me over as she was escaping from the Lost Souls locker room. Katrina and Kristin start to chuckle as Holly turns red. Holly Wentz: What is so funny! You better drink every LAST bit of this coffee.....where are Crystal and Cleopatra? Kristin Wallace: Gone. Holly Wentz: Figures.... As Holly grabs her cup, talking and sitting on the wooden chair behind her, the chair snaps and Holly's coffee flies all over her as she falls on her ass on top of the collapsed heap of wood. Kristin and Katrina fall over laughing as Holly screams from the burning and runs out of the locker room. The scene cuts to Shane Rockford, watching what just occured in the Bod Squad locker room, with a grin on his face. He turns off the television and sits in his big leather office chair. Shane Rockford: Holly Wentz.... what a clutz. Just as Shane sits, Tequila walks into the room, followed by Tommi and Lana. Shane stands back up and greets the newly hired divas. Shane Rockford: Well ladies, I must say, Bravo. I would have expected nothing less from the star perfomance of handing it to Crystal and Cleopatra. With thse two out of the way, my plans will follow through perfectly tonight. I'm so honored to have you on our side, and I've sanctioned a Tag Championship match against them at Femme Fatality to reward your services. Tequila walks up sexily to Shane and runs her hands up and down his collar as he gives Tommi and Lana a stern look. Tequila: Your excused. Lana and Tommi walk out of the room giggling as Tequila wraps her arms around Shane. Shane Rockford: You know, my strike against the Bitch Squad will go out perfectly tonight now, all thanks to you. Now, if only there was someway I could repay you. Tequila: Well... Tequila moves closer to Shane's body, her "puppies" in full view. Tequila: I know where we could start. Shane Rockford: And so we shall start, right after I come back from the ring. You see Tequila dearest, on my desk there is a contract, with Kristin's signature on it. Tequila: You’re going to fire her! That would be..... Shane Rockford: No, unfortunately, I can't fire her. However, there is some very fine print in her contract that Miss Wallace will enjoy hearing. Now if you will accompany me to the stage, we have some hearts to break. But first I think we have something to do don't we? Renegade: Did you see the way Tequila was feeling on our boss? You think if I owned a billion dollar wrestling corporation she would do that to me? Dylan Silver: Hmm....no. Renegade: Why not? Dylan Silver: Let's just say, you'll need a lot of little blue pills. And speaking of drugs that make you delusional... The camera cuts to Oceania walking around backstage. She starts walking to one side and then losses her balance and sits on a table. Oceania: Why am I so dizzy? This reminds me of the one time I was at that frat party in.... wait a minute... no way that dumb bit....no. She's not that intelligent is she? O....if she was trying to make Jake.....I am going to kill her. Dylan Silver: Look Renegade, just the way you like them. Wrestler body and not able to tell where she is. Renegade: But that was only the one time. Singles Match Oceania v Mya All lays quiet in the arena as the suspense of the next ring appearance mutes the crowd. The lights die and the silence along with the dark proves too much for people. Suddenly the opening riffs of Neptune trigger of a parade of boos and jeers as The DUs Own Personal Anti-Heroin steps out into the shadows. The only light is that of the titantron. The movie shows disturbing images of Mya musing in the gutter, angsting in her own blood and drowning her sorrows with her liquid joy. Words quickly flash between each shot; death, angel, cry, wounds, heart to name a few. Mya then walks out on stage with Gabriel following close behind, as the arena lights up again. Krysta Taylor: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by Gabriel....MYA!!! Mya and Gabriel get in the ring and pose, as "Main Offender" by The Hives hits and Oceania and Jake walk out on stage. Oceania is stumbling to the side, and Jake tries to steady her walking. He gets tired of Oceania walking sideways, and finally picks her up and carrys her over his shoulder to the ring. Mya is smiling as Jake lays Oceania in the ring and Oceania tries to pull herself up on the ropes. Renegade: Looks like whatever Tara drugged Oceania with is working like a charm. Dylan Silver: I bet you know what she was using, don't ya Reney? Renegade: It kinda looked like crunched up.... HEY! Mya gets Oceania to her feet and gives her a nod, as if asking "if she was alright". Oceania looks a little dazed, and agrees. Mya then hits a quick suplex on Oceania out of no where and gets up laughing. Oceania rolls around dazed on the ring mat, as Mya helps her too her feet. Mya then puts Oceania in the turnbuckle, as she has realised actually wrestling Oceania would be pointless. Oceania how ever pushes Mya down on her back and makes a "bring it" motion with her hands. Mya takes this as an insult, and quickly clothlines the dazed Oceania down. Oceania rolls around on the mat some more before pulling herself to her feet. Mya quickly takes Oceania down with a powerslam. With that, jake climbs the apron and gives Mya a guillotine drop on the ropes! Mya flings backwards. Oceania regains some of her composure as she gets to her feet. Gabriel walks around over to Jake and asks him "what the hell!?!". Mya then gets to her feet and gets over by the ropes and starts yelling at Jake as well. Jake starts making gestures with his fingers. Dylan Silver: What the hell does "rep-resent-in da South-West Syyyyde!" mean? Renegade: You ain't cool nuff ta kno, Dawg. Oceania gets a few moments of having a clear head and she gives Mya a school boy roll up. The ref counts. 1 2 Mya easily kicks out, and grabs Oceania's head. Oceania immediately breaks Mya's grip and kicks her in the gut and goes for an X-Factor. Oceania however just falls on her ass, completely forgetting to grab Mya's head. Mya looks up at Oceania who is dying laughing. Mya then pretends to laugh as she dropkicks the sitting Mya square in the face. Oceania is layed out as Mya covers her. 1 2 3 Krysta Taylor: Here is your winner...MYA!!! "InMe" by Neptune hits the PA system. Mya gets out of the ring as Jake slides in grabbing the downed body of Oceania. He keeps saying "Quit dissin dawg", as Mya and Gabriel walk to the back. Renegade: It seems as if the Lost Souls are in a little bit of an argument. Dylan Silver: I hope we see more of whats going on between them later tonight when Jake takes on Star. The camera opens on Jolson dialing digits on a cell phone in the locker room. She sits on a chair as she puts the phone up to her ear, waiting for her call to get though. Jolson: C'mon... pick up. We hear the voice of none other than Kaci Russell on the other end of the phone. Kaci: Ohhh....Uhh....Hello? Jolson: Kaci? Kaci: Honey stop it. Jolson...sweetie...can you call back later? Jolson: Your having sex! I thought you were injured! Kaci: O, come on Jolson, I have to have surgery on my wrist. I can still... Jolson: Use the other hand? Well, just tell Kevin I said hi. Kaci: Who says it's Kevin? Jolson: I saw him on eyeing you up for ages, he wants to love you, he wants to sex you, he wants to kis- Kaci: Must you ruin the moment? Just because your lonely in the locker room. Jolson: Well.... I'll explain that to you later. I have to go get ready for my match. Kaci: Good Luck! *click* Jolson: ....yea.....I'll need some kind of luck to stop what I think is gonna happen. Dylan Silver: What is Jolson so worried about? Renegade: Losing to Katrina and Kristin of course. Dylan Silver: I dont think thats it... Special Request Match Jake EB Wild v Star The arena goes dark. "What If" By Aaliyah blasts over the P.A system and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and a slight for covers the stage. Star appears through the fog to a large pop from the crowd, hands on her hips, a smug look on her face, and the Stripped title around her waist. "We Love You Star" and "You Rawk" signs are immediately jolted into the air as Star makes her way down the ramp. Krysta Taylor: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a special challenge intergender match, and it is sceduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring, the Stripped Champion, STAR!!! Star gets in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle with her title as "Main Offender" by The Hives hits the PA system. Star steps down as Jake walked out on stage, chainsaw in hand. He gets a loud mixed reaction as he starts the chainsaw and runs to the ring. He stops just before he slides under the apron, and turns the chainsaw off. He puts it down and jumps onto the apron, and gets in the ring. He doesn't take his eyes off Star as a sick smile takes over his face. He asks for a microphone as Star hands her title to the referee. Jake: BoGA BooGA BogA! Chick! Broad! Chicken Broad! Broad Chicken! Star has had enough and she slaps Jake across the face. Jake laughs as Star then nails a dropkick when Jake turns back around, and Jake falls over on his back. The crowd cheers as Star awaits Jake to get to his feet. As Jake is bent over, Star hits a swinger neckbreaker. Star wastes no time and climbs the turnbuckle awaiting Jake to rise again. Dylan Silver: Star is taking to Jake, which to me is quite surprising. Star jumps off in an attempt of her shining wizard (Molly-go-round) but Jake catches her! He starts spinning around in circles as Star hits Jake in the head trying to get down. Jake finally powerbombs Star after spinning around a few times and Star grabs her back from the painful impact. Jake looks around and starts laughing at Star's misfortune. Jake puts one foot on Star's chest for a pin cover. The ref counts. 1 2 Star moves Jake's foot, and he gets a confused look. Jake lift's Star up for a body slam, but Star slides off Jake's back and hits a reverse DDT in the process! Star then gets to her feet as Jake sits up. He gets to his knees and Star dropkicks his ass! Jake flies neck first into the second rope as Star signals for the Star Spangled Hammer (619)! Star runs and nails the move with perfection as Jake flies back into the ring, dazed as to what is happening. Star gets back into the ring as Jake gets to his feet. Star runs and Jake gives her a boot to the face. But as Jake walks over her, Star kicks Jake in the ass with one foot as he stands over her. Star then grabs Jake's other foot as he looks down at her. Jake snatches Star up and has her in a fall away slam position. Star then kick Jake in the face and backflips out of Jake's hands in the process! While Star is bent over in front of Jake, she spins onto Jake's shoulders, and then goes back down in an attempt to hit a hurricanrana. Renegade: Nice combo, I wish she was all over me like that. As Star goes back down, Jake bends his knees, and Star is trapped in a Boston crab! Jake adjusts his arms and Star face turns to anguish. She writhes in pain as she desperately tries to grab the ropes. Jake stands, and flips over Star into the slingshot position. He then sling shots Star over the top rope! Star lands feet first on the apron, and quickly climbs the turnbuckle while Jake gets to his feet. Star flies off and nails a cross body! That Jake reverses into a powerslam! Dylan Silver: It was like she ran into a brick wall! Jake skips around the ring laughing. He then goes to the turnbuckle by Star and climbs up backwards, as if he was going to do a moonsault. Star quickly gets to her feet, grabs Jake's arms and hits a powerbomb roll-up!!! The referee counts! 1 2 3 Krysta Taylor: Here is your winner, STAR!!!!! The crowd is in a roar of screams as "What If" by Aaliyah hits the PA system. Dylan Silver: She did it! She beat Jake!!! As the match ends, Jake slides under the ring and grabs a chain saw! The crowd roars as He slides into the ring and starts it. Star immediately knows the sound and doesn't even think to turn around as she slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp. Mya and Oceania quickly slide into the ring and stop Jake from cutting the ring ropes off. He slowly... but un-unwillingly puts the chainsaw down. Star stares up at The Lost Souls who begin to exit the ring and head after the Stripped Champion. Just as it looks like all hope is up for Star, "Real Things" by Javine hits the PA system, much to The Lost Souls surprise. Tara Lee walks out on stage, microphone in hand. Oceania starts yelling into another microphone in the ring as Tara's music cuts. Oceania: You.... you... you..... YOU YOU YOU..... WHORE! WHORE! WHORE!..... Oceania stumbles on her words, and Mya quickly helps Oceania to her feet as the dazed Diva stumbels around. Jake holds her up as Mya holds the microphone. Tara: You know... I have tried SO hard to get you to realise.... I WANT YOU BACK JAKE WILD! I am tired of the games! You are to come home with me RIGHT now and.... Oceania: SHADDAP! SHADDAP! SHADDAP! If.... If you....want my.....broth....brothe.... brother.... SOOO BAD! Then I..... Jake snatches the microphone. Jake: Oceania will face you at Femme Fatality. If she wins, you stay away from me for good you demented twat! If you win.... you get to have Jakie Wakie keep you up all niiiight long! Tara smiles. She down the ramp as all the members of The Lost Souls get near the apron, trying to intimidate her from entering. Tara: It sounds great. By the way.... I see a shooting.....Star. With that said, Star has gotten to the back of the ring and she knocks Jake, Gabriel, and Oceania out of the ring, nearly on top of Tara Lee, as Mya and Star face off. Dylan Silver: Here we go! Femme Fatality already! Mya whips Star across the ring and Star holds onto the ropes. Mya then runs to Star, who ducks under Mya, and hits a round house kick to her face. As Star goes for a punch, Mya blocks it, and pulls Star's arm down, while kneeing her in the face. Star stumbles backwards as Mya rushes up and nails a bulldog. Mya quickly brings Star to her feet, to only recieve an X-Factor for her troubles! Outside the ring, Tara has grabbed Jake's face and kisses him! He goes mental, Tara Lee then points at Mya being attacked and her blows off Tara to go to Mya's aide. Jake runs back into the ring, and quickly takes Star down with a boot to the face. He then lifts Star up and power bombs her viciously. Jake then grabs the Mya and Oceania and heads up the ramp as the camera cuts to that backstage area. Tara Lee is running for her life again for the second time in the night, when she runs into a woman who is carrying a box of files. It turns out to be Holly Wentz! With the files everywhere on the floor. Holly grabs a cup of coffee from a crewman standing near and just pours it all over the files. Holly then storms off as Tara gives a look of concern. She then hears Jake who is trying to find her and she takes off again down the hall. Dylan Silver: What a lovely night this has turned out to be. Renegade: You know.... I bet that guy was pissed Holly took his coffee. Handicap Match Jolson v Katrina & Kristin Wallace Dylan Silver: It’s that time of the night once again people, the last match of the night! But can I just say what a match, Jolson seething at the events that happened last week meets Bod Squad members Katrina and newly crowned Divas Champion Kristin Wallace in a handicap match. I think it’s crazy but the mood Jolson has been in this last week I think she just might get the victory. Renegade: You’re telling me! She’s got a bad attitude Silver, I saw her backstage earlier today and I swear the look she threw at me could have killed! Good thing I’m quick on my feet and managed to dodge it. Dylan Silver roles his eyes. Dylan Silver: Yeah… that was lucky?? Anyway all I know is Jolson pacifically demanded this match and unsurprisingly DU owner Shane Rockford was happy to make it. They both want revenge for the screw job that took place last week when Jolson’s tag team partner and now former Divas Unleashed Champion Kaci Russell was beat for the title by Rockford’s former love interest Kristin Wallace. Renegade: They may want revenge Dyldo, but I have a sneaky suspicion they won’t get it! Just then in the ring Krysta Taylor introduces the first competitor. Krysta Taylor: Introducing first, from Cretaceous Corral, weighing in at 12lbs; the Angel of Cretaceous Corral… JOLSON! The camera pans to the Divatron where Jolson is standing on the edge of a cliff with her arms spread apart in a T-Pose. She is wearing a white shirt buttoned to her breasts with matching trousers. The camera pans over the cliff and round in on Jolson's face before she mutters the words "Cretaceous Corral' which is followed by "Hella Good" by No Doubt as it shows clips of Jolson wrestling and taking bikini shots on the beach. It then fades to the stage where she rises up from the floor in her T-Pose before walking to the ring; the crowd go wild as the fan favourite makes her way. Renegade: I wouldn’t dig the Queen of Xanadu… But man how can I not? She is so hot. Krysta Taylor: And her opponents weigh in at a combined weight of two hundred and fifty pounds, they are team of Katrina and Divas Unleashed Champion Kristin Wallace. They are two thirds of… THE BOD SQUAD! The stage lights up as a string of red, white and blue pyros burst into the arena skylight. Moments later both Katrina and ladies champion Kristin Wallace come out wearing matching ring attire. Tonight they both wear attire with the United States flag pattern on. Kristin reaches the edge of the ramp and raises the belt high above her head, Katrina smiles and points to her partner, they then both make there way down to the ring. Katrina rolls into the ring whilst Kristin stands at ringside holding her belt closely to her chest as if protecting it. Katrina makes a run at Jolson but is met with a boot to the face, and then as she rolls around holding her face Jolson leaps down on her and starts throwing loose punches. Dylan Silver: Whoa! Jolson is getting down to it straight away. She didn’t even cuss out Katrina; she really is not in the mood to play. The two women roll around the ring mat with hands locked to each others hair, a confused looking Kristin Wallace watches from the outside as Katrina manages to get on top of Jolson and rake her eyes. Katrina gets to her feet and manages to leaver Jolson giving her a slingshot into a turnbuckle. As Jolson stumbles backward Katrina slaps in a schoolboy pin from behind. [1] [2] Jolson kicks out just before the third count. Katrina signals for Kristin to come into the ring, which she does very hesitantly. Dylan Silver: Look at her, Kristin Wallace has never had a days ring training in her life and yet there she stands as the champion. It makes me sick Renegade! Renegade: Go tell your momma Dylan, I think she’s the only one that actually cares what you think! I think Miss Wallace being champion is awesome, did I mention also that she is hot. Back in the ring Katrina pulls Jolson to her feet, and signals for Kristin to hit her in the face with the belt. As Kristin swings Jolson raises her leg high and deflects the belt back in the champions face. Kristin falls to the matt clutching her face as Jolson hip tosses Katrina to the matt, Jolson then kicks Kristin till she slumps out of the ring and falls to the ground outside. Dylan Silver: The belt turned into the equaliser! With Wallace out of the picture it’s a good old fashion one on one Renegade. Renegade: Ah man. Get up Miss Wallace! Get up! Jolson hauls up Katrina and hair tosses her straight back down, and then once again lifts her to her feet before hitting her with a patented Venus Varder. She then rolls up Katrina for the pin. -1- -2- Katrina lifts a shoulder. Dylan Silver: So close! A second later and Jolson would have had her revenge. Renegade: yeah shame Kat kicked out… ha! Jolson gets up and climbs turnbuckle whilst Katrina lie on her back catching her breathe. Jolson signals to the crowd and launches off trying to hit with the diving elbow, but Katrina rolls out the way and Jolson crashes to the mat and rolls up in agony. Katrina tries to take the advantage by slapping Jolson around with strikes to the face and chest with the back of her hand. She then lifts Jolson and hits a huge “Royal Pain” Vertabreaker move. The crowd then show there disgust as Katrina signals for her finisher “ Kat’s Eye” Renegade: Here we go Dyldo, told you the Bod Squad had this one bagged. Just as Katrina begins to ascend the turnbuckle “Hate Me Now” by Naz starts on the PA system and the lighting around the Divatron turn a dark purple, moments later the entrance way is illuminated by a huge bursts of bright purple and pink pyrotechnics. As the fiery pryos begin to die out Indigo stomps out from behind the curtain and onto the stage, closely followed by the huge figure of her boyfriend and manager Jackman. She then walks down to the ring where she slides under the bottom rope. Dylan Silver: It’s Indigo! She’s back! We saw the return of this Diva back last week when she attacked Taylor. But what is she doing here tonight? Renegade: If I were you I’d wouldn’t be worried about Indigo, it’s the seven foot monster accompanying her I’m concerned about. Jackman is one nasty bit of work! Did you here what he did back in… Dylan Silver: Yes I think we all know Renegade and may I just stop you there because we are not aloud to talk about it due to a legal contract, so can you drop it! Katrina gets down off the turnbuckle and walks over to Indigo, they get up in each other’s face and begin to swap insults. Katrina then pushes Indigo who looks at where Katrina just touched her. Dylan Silver: I have a feeling Katrina just made a huge mistake. Renegade: Yep! Indigo tilts her head and then laughs at Katrina, seconds later she unleashes a kick to the Bod Squad members mid-section and then hits her with the Indigo finisher “BEEATCH”. Katrina lie out cold as Indigo turns to leave, as this happens Jolson sees the opportunity and covers Katrina. -1- -2- The count is stopped as Indigo stamps a big kick to the back of Jolson’s head. Jolson bolts up and confronts Indigo and again like Katrina did Jolson pushes Indigo. Indigo shakes her head and points for Jolson to take a look behind her, as she does she is grabbed around the throat by the huge hand of Jackman. He lifts her off her feet and tosses her into the corner; he then lifts Jolson up to the top rope and also climbs up with her. Renegade: Oh my god! No… not “The Wake Up Call”! Just as Jackman reaches the top rope the PA system bursts into action again and "Faint" by Linkin Park signals the entrance of DU owner Shane Rockford, he enters holding a mic in his hand and looking slightly bemused. His music fades and he begins to talk. Shane Rockford: Whoa… hold it right their Jackman! What do you think you are doing? We got a deal remember, you don’t touch my Diva’s and I keep you employed! That’s the deal so what do you think your doing? After a few moments Jackman reluctantly releases Jolson, who hastily moves away from him looking like she just saw the devil himself. Jackman spits then gives a not guilty look towards Rockford; he even lifts his hands to show a sign of conceding defeat. Shane Rockford: Good, thank you. Now if you could remove yourself from the ring, you also Indigo. There is a match to be finished! Just then Jackman smirks evilly and reaches down inside his trousers, and pulls out large metallic looking dildo and tosses it to Indigo. She catches the plated sex toy and swivels to where both Jolson and Katrina stand; She swings the dildo and connects with devastating blows to both women’s heads. Jolson and Katrina drop to the mat out cold. Shane Rockford: NOO! Get out of that ring now! Who the hell do you two think you are? Get out, you’re both fined a months pay, now leave! Jackman and Indigo both exit the ring and both walk up the ramp glaring mean stares towards their new boss. Just as they reach the stage and exit Shane Rockford calls towards Indigo. Shane Rockford: Oh Indigo, I wonder if Miss Kitty likes being locked up in a cage. She better because at Femme Fatality, she'll face you in the first ever cage match, you have fun now. As Rockford informs Indigo of her fate back down at ringside Kristin Wallace finally gets back to her feet and clambers back in the ring. On seeing Jolson laid out flat on her back Kristin scurries over and makes the cover. -1- -2- -3- Renegade: YES! Miss Wallace gets the victory. Can you believe it? Dylan Silver: How lucky can that woman get? Two pins in two weeks and again she did nothing to earn the victories. It makes me sick; god knows how Mr. Rockford feels about this? As the bell sounds the victory and Krysta Taylor calls out the winners names, Diva’s owner Shane Rockford quickly turns his attention from Indigo to his former lover Kristin Wallace. Shane Rockford: Oh look, there’s Kristin Wallace. I didn’t see you there honey, I might have a blind spot for hoes and what is that I see you carrying? The Unleashed Championship? You better hand the over to me honey because I found a clause in your contract which states and executive officer can not hold a championship while working in that position. So with that in mind, I’ve decided that there is two people who deserve that championship…Mya and Star and those two will face off in a 2 out of 2 falls match at Femme Fatality. Kristin screams and shouts throwing a tantrum looking about she is about to cry. Shane Rockford: No, you heard me right, 2 out 2 falls. The first fall will be for the Stripped Championship in a ‘Candy Land Match’ backstage where the ring will be showered with candy, a child’s dream. The second fall is for the Unleashed Championship in which the winner will walk home with that prize and the honour of being the federation’s greatest. The camera ends with Kristin’s shocked expression as a small tear emerges from the corner of her eye rolling slowly down her week as Exile goes off the air. Brought to you by the Scott Garland Media Group Epilogue Crystal, Katrina and Indigo have written this entire show as I'm currently working on pay per view results so all due credit must go towards them this week. Any queries, praises or complaints go to them. Thanks. I hope you enjoyed the show and like our storylines so far, we're always open to suggestions so feel free to make them.