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Friday 25th July 2003
Renegade: Well Dylan, the aftermath of Femme Fatality will be felt here tonight as we have a huge tag team main event! The two most unlikely tag teams in the history of Divas Unleashed will unite to rip each other apart, when Star & Indigo take on Crystal, and our newly crowned Stripped & Unleashed Champion... MYA!
Dylan Silver: No one has ever held two championships in the history of Divas Unleashed, and Mya has accomplished just that after a spectatular main event last sunday.
Renegade: Speaking of the newly crowd champion! There she is backstage!!!
Mya looks confused, as Jake & Oceania rise from the couch, long silver necklaces hanging from their necks. Each with their names on diamond pendants. Gabriel's mouth drops open as Mya eyes Jake. Jake removes his sunglasses & gives Mya a "West Side" hand signal. Jake then yells.
Jake: SUP DAWG?
Mya turns to Gabriel. Gabriel walks over to the stereo & turns the music off as Oceania opens her mouth, as if in shock.
Oceania: Aw Hell naw! Don't you eva be touchin a black woman's radio!
Oceania snaps her fingers like a diva and Mya puts her hands on Oceania's shoulder.
Mya: Oceania....
Oceania jerks away from Mya.
Oceania: High Dolla! High Dolla! I dun need no grubby hands all up in mah business.
Oceania snaps her fingers like a Diva again, and Mya gives a disgusted look.
Jake: Why ya'll be dissin M to tha Y to tha A!
Mya: Jake, we're sick of this. What the hell? Your not black! You never where! You grew up in japan damn it!
Jake: Don't be dissin on mah hood, home town Mya. You know what that'll get you. Ya know WHAT! I ain't takin this no mo. Conider yourselves kicked out of The Lost Souls. Cause ya'll are obviously LOST.
Gabriel: Say no more.
Gabriel & Mya turn to leave the locker room. Oceania tosses Jake a lamp and Jake launches the lamp right at Gabriel! The lamp misses & shatters to pieces of pottery on the ground. Gabriel turns and is about to get in a fist fight with Jake, as Mya grabs him & pulls him out of the room.
Jake: Dawg! Where you goin! We ain't settled this yet!
Oceania turns the radio, and starts shaking her ass to the music as the camera cuts to the ring.
Renegade: Wait a minute! The Lost Souls is no more?!? How can this be?
Dylan Silver: They aren't freinds anymore... thats how.
Renegade: Alright smartass.
Krysta Taylor: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a singles, debutant match...
The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four..three...two.." He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly makes her way to the ring.
Krysta Taylor: Making her way to the ring, from Death Valley, California. Making her Divas Unleashed wrestling debut..... MYSTIKA!!!!!
Mystika gets into the ring as "Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. "She is not scared...to die...". Cleopatra runs out on stage moshing & headbanging for the crowd. "The best things in life drive her to cry..."She runs from one side of the ramp to the other before walking down the ramp jamming to her entrance music. "CRUCIFY THEN BURN!!!"Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. She pulls her head up slowly at first, with her hair down in front of her face. She then in one quickly motion flings her head back, with her hair a blur of light blue, as she places her arms in the air. She then walks over to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd for a few seconds. She steps down adjusts the bottom of her pants.
Krysta Taylor: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida. She is one half of the Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champions.... Cleopatra!!!!
The bell rings and the girls begin to cirlcle the ring. The girls lock up and Cleo follows up by putting Mystika into a headlock. Mystika hits Cleo in the gut, then pushes her into the ropes. As Cleo comes back, Mystika clotheslines her hard. Mystika picks up the Queen of the Nile and sets her up for a suplex, but Cleo blocks it. Cleo picks up the debutant and delivers her own suplex.
Cleopatra then fires off with some kicks to the ribs of Mystika, she then brings her up by the waste before running into the turnbuckle wearing out Mystika.
She ties Mystika up in a tree of woe before rushing to the other side of the ring before having a good run and a baseball slide to Mystika’s face. Mystika just hangs from the tree of woe, as Cleopatra confidenly stands infront of her. Mystika then in one quick move wraps her legs around Cleopatra's head, pulls herself up to the 3rd rope, and nails a hurricanrana!
As Cleo is stunned, Mystika gets up and delivers a neckbreaker to Cleopatra. Mystika then hits a spinning leg drop. She covers.
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Cleopatra kicks out, as Mystika raises her hands to the crowd. Mystika turns her attention back on Cleopatra, picking her up and throws the tag champ into the corner. Mystika proceeds to chop Cleo into the chest repeatedly.
Renegade: Easy on those!!! Those are two of her prized possesions!!!
Mystika whips Cleo into the opposite corner. She signals for the Kiss of Death!!! Mystika starts to handspring acorss the ring, and as she readies herself for her superkick, Cleopatra ducks! Mystika's body motion causes her to be straddles on the top rope!
Dylan Silver: Cleo moved!.
Renegade: That looks like a postion I love!!!
Cleopatra quickly runs towards the ropes next to Cleopatra, and nails a spring board dropkick! Mystika falls on the ropes & back into the ring. Cleopatra gets to her feet and as she walks towards Mystika, Mystika hits a drop toe hold!. As Cleopatra's face bounces off of the canvas, Mystika climbs onto the apron as she raises her hand in the air. The crowd buzzes as Cleopatra gets to her feet.
Mystika quickly leaps onto the 3rd rope as Cleo turns towards her. Cleopatra is hurled to her back as Mystika flips in the air & takes down Cleopatra. Mystika stands & nails a standing moonsault! She covers!
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Cleopatra kicks out again!!! Mystika gets a little annoyed, as she pulls Cleopatra to her feet. Mystika is about to whip Cleopatra into the ropes, Cleo then reverses, faces Mystika, kicks her in the gut & nails a face shattering DDT! Mystika is so stunned by the blow, that she flies back up to her feet! Cleopatra takes full advantage of this & nails the Lyrisis Signa(test drive)!!! The crowd boos loudly as Cleopatra covers.
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"Brackish" hits the PA system as Cleopatra's hand is raised in victory. She then walks to the back as Mystika slowly gets to her feet. The crowd gives Mystika a standing ovation as she poses on the turnbuckle.
Dylan: A tough beak for Mystika on her debut, but a stellar effort none the less. I look forward to seeing Mystika in action as the weeks progress.
The camera cuts backstage as we come upon Tara Lee. She is handing out fliers to various Divas in the back. Tara hands a flier to Star, then Pandora, and then each member of Blonde Ambition.
Tara Lee: Please you guys, if you have seen my poor little doggie anywhere, please let me know. It looks exactly like Reece Witherspoon's dog in Legally Blonde 2. He's so cute & adorable. God only knows what that bitch Chimera did to it. She...
Mila comes into view and gets in Tara's face as Tara tries to walk past her. Star crumbles the paper into a ball and tosses it on the ground as Pandora & Blonde Ambition walk off.
Mila: Just who do you think you are, talking about the Morbid Mistress like that? Huh miss priss?
Tara decides to put on an act of innocence.
Tara: O, you know me. Jus runnin my little blonde mouth. I guess I'll be shuttin up now.
Mila:Mila: Good Girl... now you might live longer than your dog.
As Mila turns to walk away, Tara Lee grabs Mila by her hair and tosses her head first into the concrete wall! Tara starts getting pissed as she kicks Mila while she lies down.
Tara Lee: ARGH!!! Where is my dog you whore?!?!
Tara then storms off as the cameras cut back to the ring.
Dylan: I wonder why that dog means so much to Tara.
Renegade: Cause it's so precious. My dog is better than hers though. Mines a pittbull. haha.
"Be Obscene" by Marilyn Manson hits the PA system as the crowd gives out a loud mixed reaction. The Dominatrix walks out on stage in a black leather business suit, and a whip in her hand. Christian Moralez then walks out on stage to a huge mixed reaction as the two walk down to the ring.
Renegade: Come on Dyldo, stand up! It's the new boss!
Dylan: I'm not so sure, you better just sit down & wait for them to explain whats going on.
Christian & Dominatrix get to the ring and are handed microphones. As Christian's music cuts, he gives the crowd a stern look, and starts to speak into the microphone.
Christian Moralez: *Ah-hem*. Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to the beginning of what I am sure, will be a beautiful relationship between myself & Divas Unleashed. You see Guys & Gals, I have some major, major plans for you all. You see, ever since the first time that I saw Exile, I was... I was captivated by it. It's pulled all my attention towards my little television set. Well.... more like large television set with 5 speakers & a flat screen attachment. Anywayz, I was so pleased with how well the Divas Unleashed entertained me. However... a few weeks ago. That all changed. It happened at a very special event you all called Demonology. It was the night that Kristin Wallace, walked in on Shane Rockford, having his was with Tequila.
The crowd gives a loud cheer.
Christian Moralez: It was after that I realised, Divas Unleashed was gonna take a Fatal Turn. It would be no more than a battle between firey ex fiancees, who use the rest of the roster as their pawns. I said to myself "Christian, it is up to you to not let this happen to what could be a gold mine". So I started buying up as much DU stock as I could. Before Shane & Kristin knew what hit them on the stock market Sunday morning, I had become the 3rd legal owner of the Divas Unleashed, or better known as, the C.E.O. of Divas Unleashed.
Renegade: Told you he was the boss!!!
Christian Moralez: Now, just because I am CEO, does not mean that Shane & Kristin are out of the picture. They are still very much apart of Divas Unleashed, but, they alone can not make a decision involving the roster. Atleast two of the three of us have to agree on the subject at hand. And sense I have already had lengthy conversations with both Kristin & Shane this week, I can freely make my first two acts as Divas Unleashed CEO official.
Christian Moralez: The first, is the signing of my secretary Dominatrix, as guest referee between the bout between Tara Lee & Chimera. Who else would be better to referee a dog collar match? That, and I also announce, a tournament, which will hold it's finals at Anathema, next month in August. It's called the Christian Moralez Invitational. The winner, recieves a hefty $10,000 paycheck increase, and a few commercials for some upcoming promotions we have planned. The brackets will be announced over the week. So until next time DU fans, Audiuos.
Dylan Silver: A tournament?
Renegade: I wanna enter! I need more money! I'll take them all on! Bring it girls... you got nothin on me!
"Be Obscene" hits the PA system as the DU cameras cut to commercial.
-Don't Try This At Home Viginette-
Dog Collar Match
Renegade: Well ladies & gentlemen, after hearing what Christian plans on doing with the Divas Unleashed, I'm in a kinda mood that I rarely get in.
Dylan Silver: And that would be?
Renegade: A mood to see two women in dog collars!
Dylan Silver: O god.... also in this match, as Christian just stated, we will see Dominatrix officiate.
Renegade: I am liking this Christian guy. He made a match involving two chicks in dog collars even better! He added a Dominatrix. Sooo kinky.
"Real Things" by Javine plays and Silver and purple pyro goes off. As Miss Tara Lee comes out from behind the curtain and walks down the ramp, taunting the crowd. The bell rings.
Krysta Taylor: Ladies & Gentlemen. The following contest is a Dog Collar match, where the two opponants will combat, while being tied together with a chair & wearing dog collars. Making her way to the ring, Tara Lee!!!
Tara Lee gets in the ring as "Be Obscene" by Marilyn Manson hits the PA system. The Dominatrix walks down to the ring, leather attire intact. She carries the two dog collars in hand and a chain as she walks to the ring with a mixed reaction.
Krysta Taylor: Making her way to the ring, the guest referee for this match, The Dominatrix!!!
Dominatrix gets in the ring and walks over to Tara. Tara willingly puts the dog collar on, and Dominatrix puts on the chain. Dominatrix then walks Tara around like a dog as the crowd cheers & laughs at Tara. The arena goes dark as a strobe light begins to flash. Fog fills the stage and the lights beam red. “The Red” by Chevelle pounds over the P.A system. Chimera makes her way onto the stage, head slightly down, eyes forward & the Rockford Championship around her waist. She walks slowly down the ramp to a flash of pyro as the lights flicker on.
Krysta Taylor: And her opponant, making her way to the ring being accompanied by Mila, she is the Rockford State Champion....Chimera!
Chimera has on her own Dog Collar, and Dominatrix attaches the chain to it. As Dominatrix hooks the chain, Tara hits a standing dropkick on Chimera. Dominatrix puts the other dog collar on Krysta as she gets out of the ring. Chimera gets to her feet and Tara pulls on the chain, sending Chimera into the corner. Chimera is slightly shocked at Tara's agressiveness, and Tara starts hitting shoulder blocks into Chimera chest.
Chimera has decided she has had enough, and grabs the chain. As Tara backs away for another shoulder thrust, Chimera wraps the chain around her neck and starts choking her. Tara gasps for air as Chimera gets out of the corner & lifts Tara up by the chain! Tara's feet dangle in the air before Chimera drops Tara on her face. Tara grabs her throat as she lays on the mat, and Chimera laughs. Chimera pulls on the chain, which lifts Tara to her feet. As Tara turns, she hits a hard right slap to Chimera's face. Tara then quickly clothlines Chimera over the top rope!
As Chimera falls to the ground, Tara's neck is quickly pulled, and causes her to fly over the top as well! Tara lands roughly on her head, and Dominatrix slides out of the ring. Chimera gets to her feet, and launches Tara into the stairs. Chimera then tosses Tara in the ring, and covers as Dominatrix slides in after a few seconds.
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Tara Lee barely gets the shoulder up. Chimera lifts Tara to her feet and puts Tara in the ropes. Chimera hits some chops to Tara's chest, and then whips Tara. As both Tara's & Chimera's necks are jerked as the chain is extended, Chimera quickly hits a boot to Tara's face, and Tara falls flat on her back. Chimera starts barking like a dog as Tara looks up in fury. Tara gets to her feet and quickly clothlines Chimera down. Tara works up a rage and starts kicking Chimera over & over again. Chimera gets to her feet and goes for a clothline. Tara ducts, and as Chimera turns around, Tara hits a Lee DDT! Tara quickly covers.
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Chimera lifts her shoulder. Tar gets to her feet, and climbs up on the ropes in the corner. As Chimera gets to her feet, Tara goes higher. She leaps off & nails a cross body! Chimera reverses into a powerslam! Chimera gets to her feet & poses for the crowd as Tara Lee grabs her back. Chimera gets Tara to her feet and tosses her in the corner backwards. Chimera starts pounding Tara's head in the corner, and Tara's hair becomes a flurry of blonde.
Tara finally elbows Chimera in the face, and then hits an uppercut. Tara then runs past Chimera, and hits a neck breaker! Chimera grabs her head, as Tara starts to wrap the chain around her fist. Chimera gets to her feet, and Tara starts punching Chimera in the face! Chimera starts to bleed on her cheek as Tara starts yelling about her dog. "THIS IS FOR REECEY!" she exclaims.
Chimera has become dizzy and rest in the corner as Tara unwraps the chain. Tara then turns to hit a body avalance on Chimera and Chimera catches Tara! Chimera then sits Tara Lee on the top rope & pokes her in the eyes! Chimera climbs up to the turnbuckle quickly backwards and then starts choking Tara! Chimera then puts Tara in a headlock & leaps off with a bulldog, nailing her Dark Desolution! She covers Tara as Dominatrix counts.
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"The Red" by Chevelle hits as Chimera stands up. Dominatrix unchains her, and Mila comes in the ring. Mila now has a dog cage in her hand! Reece is inside of it! Tara is still as a loss of consciousness, and Chimera holds Reece up for the ground before putting the dog back in the cage. Dominatrix raises her hand in victory before escorting her out of the ring with Mila as tara looks up the ramp in anger.
Dylan Silver: Reece is alive!
Renegade: Aww... isn't Tara's dog cute?
Dylan Silver: Did you just say cute?
Renegade: Listen, we all know how feminine you are, I can be at one point too!!!
Indigo: I'm gonna kill her! Miss Femme Fatale.....I'll show you FATALE!
Indigo grabs a glass bottle & launches it across the hallway. Cleopatra walks by Indigo, and Indigo gets a slight glint in her eye. She runs up behind Cleopatra & starts choking her!!! As Cleopatra gasps for breath, Indigo knocks Cleopatra in the face a few times with rights & lefts. She then lifts Cleopatra over her shoulder, and throws her head through a plate glass window!!!! The crowd roars in the arena, as Indigo walks away ready to explode, as Cleopatra's body lay limp in the pile of broken glass.
Dylan:Indigo just took out Cleopatra!!!
Renegade: NO!!! I didnt get my Tarot reading this weeK!!
Dylan Silver: O god.
Renegade: You know it's free the first twenty minutes?
-Ringside Magazine Promo-
Rockford State Contendership
Suddenly, "Sun Of a Gun" by Janet Jackson hits the PA system, and Tequila walks out on stage! The crowd cheers as she has a microphone in hand and her music cuts.
Tequila: You know, Shane has been quite impressed with the recent success of Pandora, and after the split of the Lost Souls earlier tonight, Shane decided to make a last second change to this match. This match will now be for the Divas Unleashed, World Championship Contendership! Ring the bell!!!
Divas Unleashed Contendership
Krysta Taylor: This match is scheduled for one fall and is to determine the #1 contender for the Divas Unleashed Championship.
"Hot in Hure" by Nelly hits and Oceania and Jake walk out on stage. They walk to the ring and Oceania and pose before entering the squared circle. Once in the ring, they continue to pose.
Krysta Taylor:In the ring now, being accompanied by Jake Wild. From Oregon, Utah..... she is OCEANIA!!!!!
Purple and yellow colored strobe lights go off as Ninja garden Remix plays on the PA . A shower of pyro goes off and Pandora spring boards up lands and then stands at attention before walking to the ring.
Krysta Taylor: And her opponent, from Mito Japan...... she is PANDORA!!!!!!
Jake gets out of the ring, as the two divas begin to circle the ring. The girls lock up and Pandora uses her weight advantage and forced Neptune's Princess into the corner. Pandora lets go of the hold and delivers a few chops to the chest of Oceania. Pandora goes to whip Oceania into the opposite corner, but Oceania reverses and sends Pandora into the corner. Oceania then begins to hit the Japanese diva in the corner. The ref yells at Oceania to get Pandora out of the corner.
Oceania backs up and begins to talk to the ref. As she does so, Jake gets up on the ring apron and begins to choke Pandora with a bandana. After about a minute, Jake lets go and jumps off the apron as Pandora falls to her knees, Oceania starts the attack again. Oceania then delivers the Steam Boat (pumphandle slam) and goes for the pin.
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Pandora kicks out and Oceania gets up and sends Pandora to the outside. Oceania distacts the ref again as Jake begins to attack Pandora once again. Pandora then gives Jake a kick sqaure in the groin! Jake falls to his knees. Oceania sees this and runs to Jake's aid. Pandora nails a spinning heel kick to Oceania's face, and nails a standing moonsault. The ref. counts.
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Oceania lifts her shoulder. Pandora gets to her feet, and Oceania thumbs Pandora in the eyes! She then nails a jaw breaker and Pandora falls to her back. Mya then appears on stage!!! Oceania turns towards her, and starts cussing Mya out as Mya stands proud, both belts over her shoulders. Pandora takes advantage & hits a school boy!!!
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Krysta Taylor:Your winner of this match.....PANDORA!!!!!
Pandora jumps to her feet, as Mya runs to the ring! Gabriel runs out from the curtain, as Oceania & Pandora exchange blows. Oceania clothlines Pandora out of the ring, as Mya nails a superkick to the back of Oceania's head! Oceania falls to the mat, and Jake runs into the ring. Just as Jake is about to grab Mya from behind, Gabriel taps him on the shoulder. Jake turns, and swings with a right. Gabriel ducks, and Mya quickly nails a superkick to the back of Jake's head!!!
Pandora then slides into the ring & ends up face first with Mya. Mya looks her down, as Pandora readies herself for anything. Mya then turns & exits the ring with Gabriel as "Ninja Garden Remix" hits the PA system.
Dylan: They'll both meet next week on Exile for the title!
The camera cuts backstage to Shane Rockford, who is in his office with his lovely girlfriend Tequila. Shane is pacing back & forth, and finally speaks into the camera. Tequila sits behind him in his office chair, with her legs crossed on his desk.
Shane Rockford: Christian Moralez. Consider this a public statement on my behalf. While I must admit, I admire your sneakyness, and how you paid your way into practically owning this damn company; it doesn't help the fact that I secretly want to grab you by the throat & choke you till you give it back. I know you have decided to stay for quite some time, but Christian, plans may just have to change.
Shane Rockford: However, until you do something that completely interrupts my run as President on DU, then I shall set you aside for a later date. That is for one reason, and one reason only. She goes by the name of Kristin. We all know that Kristin's skills in the DU office aren't very refined. Her wrestling skills also attribute to her lack of meaning of exsistance here in the Divas Unleashed. So I will eliminate her before I have anything.....
Kristin Wallace: Talking behind my back again Shane?
Kristin & Holly Wentz enter the room, as Shane jumps back and Tequila jumps up from her chair, both ready for a fight.
Kristin Wallace: O calm down you two. I would rather watch a albino human get a tan. I am here about that little secret that I have been promising all my loyal followers out there.
The crowd boos.
Shane: Well Kristin, do tell us how you plan on ruining my life this time.
Kristin: Shane, you wish I wanted to ruin your life so you would have something to cry about. However, I do have something for you to get a little pissy over. You see, I discovered something about Mya, and her double championships that you failed to look at before you ran your mouth proclaiming that match at Femme Fatality.
Shane: Go on...
Holly pulls a clipboard out of her suit case, and hands it to Kristin. There is a few papers on it, with some pink highlights on the bottom of the pages.
Kristin: Read it and weep mister president.
Shane: No DU superstar, unless this act it revoked by total decision, may hold more than one championship title at one time.
Kristin: Thus, Mya has to pick & choose which of her precious belts she wants to keep, while the other gets vacated.
Dylan: WHAT!?!? Mya just won both of the titles! Now she has to lose one?
Renegade: Thats why Shane is the thorn is Kristin's side. Always making decisions before reading the rules. What a typical male.
Shane: Well, we know she isn't going to give up the Unleashed Title.
Kristin: Which is why Katrina will win the belt by default. She was the first champion after all, and Star certainly has no reason to hold the belt she just lost.
Shane: Well we should give it to someone who actually has stripping talent, unlike Katrina. Tequila would make a better champion.
Kristin: Katrina
Shane: Tequila
Kristin: Katrina!
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