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Friday November 14th 2003
This opening is centered on ‘ash’ and a ‘lonely road’ involving cuts to certain divas such as Mya in a darkened room, Star looking up at the sky, Taylor in a vampire themed outfit are only a few of the many Divas Unleashed divas selected to appear. The sounds of a jazzed up version of “Did My Time” can be hear flowing throughout the speakers.
In a flash of a second we cut to the ring where a spectacular pyrotechnics display makes the fans’ breathes catch in their throat, the set has been spiced up in a new ‘stairway’ themed entrance before the camera pans around to the arena where such signs as “Je Suis Papa Du Bébé De la Lie Tara!!!” “Au Revior Zelien” and “Why is everyone speaking French!?!"We pan to JLT who is wearing a french bara top hat, and one a themed suit while Renegade has got her usual black suit with his hair in the usual down position look. Renegade looks around the crowd and winks at a blonde who has followed him from the UK in the front row.
Renegade: Ladies and gentlemen, we are coming to you from the ever American hating country of France, but that won't stop our european tour from taking over the Parisians... just like the Germans! I am so glad no one here can understand me! Anyway, JLT, we agreed that I would dress up in England, you in France, and then we would both be all Spanish next week... but all you wore was the geeky hat!
JLT: If it makes you feel any better I didn't shave my underarms. Anyway, Exile is going to be one hell of a blast right before we head into Silencio Mortal. Espicially with our main event! I mean Mya v Lightning... it's like GWF PPV rematch!
Renegade: Well, times have changed since then JLT. I mean, Mya is now the Unleashed Champion, and Lighting... has developed some freaky pyrotechnics that she uses to assasinate people.
JLT: Speaking of our Unleashed Champion, Mya will be facing Star with her Unleashed Championship on the line in what is sure to be yet another classic as this duo have headlined already two of the four PPV views he have had here in Divas Unleashed, and this will be yet another installment in the legacy of Star and Mya rivalary.
Renegade: Star hopes to get off to a great start tonight heading into next week as she faces Crystal, the woman who defeated Mya last week in London! Althought... a Hard Liqour match totally had the favors in Crystal's corner... I mean, her two favorite things, drinking and humilating people she thinks should be her maids... all in one match! How unjust...
JLT: Speaking of maids, we have a HUGE tag team match involving Mindless Illusions & the Stripped Champion Lorisa Stiletto facing off against the team of Jolson, Vicksen and Yuku Shiro, in a French Maid match!
Renegade: I can't wait! All six divas... strutting around in French Maid outfits... I get all "wee wee" when I think about it. Don't think that means I have pissed my pants... there was a completely different fluid coming out off...
JLT: ANYWAY! It seems our cameras have spotted Kristin Wallace backstage.
[The scene opens on Kristin Wallace near the infamous drinks table that been known to start a rivalry or two in the Divas Unleashed. Kristin looks over at all the french brands of soda, and their international counterparts as she chooses what would best quench her thirst. As she looks through, none other than the ever beautiful Bianca passes by as she enters the building. Kristin looks at Bianca in disgust and makes a "ugh" sound, which causes the former Stripped Champion to turn her head to the former DU owner.]
Bianca: Excuse me, who the hell are you mad dogging me like that ho?
Kristin: Well miss priss... or rather, former miss priss. Ever since you lost that Stripped Championship you have been doing nothing but sulking around and being so pathetic in your matches. It's enough to make me want to puke. Seems as if your gangster flare has worn off and everyone is seeing you for who you truly are Bianca... a loser.
Kristin: Not to mention, the spice girl outfit you wore last week was truly to charater, seeing as Scary is truly what you are. This week isn't going to be any different, Miss Rhiannon is going to completely walk all over your dumb...
[Bianca's face begins to twitch, and she suddenly has a sudden overcoming of rage. She finally cuts off the ever insulting Kristin.]
Bianca: What are you talking about "ever since I lost my Stripped Title". Look in the mirror before you ridicle me. What have you been doing since you lost your ownership to the very man who cheated on you behind your back? You've had your head so far up the Bod Squad's ass, you have started claiming their achievment for your own. Which I guess is partly true, seeing as without your interferances, they'd be what they where before... nothing. Now, they are nothing with nothing titles.
Bianca: So before you start bitching about how much are awaiting our match so you can make yet another interferance on your incapable stables mates behalf, remember this...
[Bianca sudden throws her bags down and grab's Kristin by the back of her head. She then slams Kristin's face into the drinks table!!! Bianca then asserts herself and grabs the cooler full of some liquid substant, and undoes the lid. Ahh... blue powerade. She douses the entire cooler ontop of Kristin who splashes in the gallons (or liters) of powerade being poured onto her!!! The french crowd understands this act of violence and begins cheering as Bianca walks off, leaving Kristin in a blue sticky mess, holding her face.]
Standard Match
JLT: Holy crap! Bianca just doused Kristin Wallace in powerade! How rude. I mean, Kristin has to take a shower now to get all un-sticky.
Renegade: Well, I know two divas who are about to battle who are linked to getting all sticky, of course this is from a substance that you wouldn't let me talk about earlier.
JLT: Renegade... I am going to have you nuetered if you don't shut the hell up.
[“Real Things” by Javine blasts over PA as the sisters get a tremendous ovation from the French crowd, Sara Lee walks out in black hot pants with white boots and top whereas Tara Lee’s got a perm and white hot pants with black boots and top, the twins live up to their Gemini reputation and they slap some hands on the way to the ring.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring being accompanied by Miss Tara Lee... SARA LEE!!!
[Just as they near the ring, from behind the curtain Dee Snuts flies from behind the curtains and runs to the unsuspecting Lee Sisters. Dee quickly nails Tara from behind with a clothline, leaving the blondes face to be implanted into the steel ramp. Sara turns just in time to catch a punch right in her face from Dee Snuts, leaving her to join her partner Tara on the ground.]
Renegade: Dee is taking this off to a quick start. I'm sure she's tired of facing these two after the last few weeks right? I mean, Valeria's been kidnapped!!! Since Dee and Val are freinds, Dee doesn't have time to worry about stuff like "The Lee Sisters".
[After Dee pulls Sara into the ring, Sara gets to her feet and punches Dee in the face. Sara picks up Dee by the arm and Irish whips her into the ropes, on the rebound the younger Lee attempts a back body drop but Dee Snuts scouts this and turns it into a spinning neck breaker winning her down to the floor. Dee Snuts grabs Sara hoisting her into the air by the neck and tossing her into the corner, Dee prepares herself in her position as she jumps onto the neck of Sara before rolling backwards in a slow Hurricanrana type move but using her leg strength as a submission while crouched in the crab position.]
[The referee checks if Sara wants to give up but she refuses, just as if Sara looks she will buckle under the pressure applied by the Puerto Rican Princess when Tara rushes into the ring sweeping her left leg at the arms of Dee Snuts making her fall down but this also brings Sara down. The fans go wild once they realize that Sara and Dee have fallen in to the position most men love, FOR THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW, as the referee tries to get Tara out of the ring since she’s all worked up.]
[Dee gets up, and leaps at Tara, knocking both Tara & the referee out from the ring! Dee gets a smile on her face and slides out of the ring. She then slides back in with a chair in hand and walks up sneakily behind Sara who has been looking out on the referee.]
[Tara sees Sara's fate, and points. Sara turns just as Dee swings right at her with the chair. The chair misses Sara and nails the ropes!!! The bounceing off the ropes causes Dee to be nailed in the face and stumble backwards in which Sara immediately does a schoolgirl roll up!]
[Tara finally brings in the referee, who finally starts counting the pin on the dazed Dee Suts.]
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[Dee Snuts breaks the pin! The french crowd start booing that the "cheater" with the chair kicked out, but Dee stumbles to her feet as Sara regroups. As Dee stumbles towards Sara, Sara takes the opportunity to nail the Lee DDT! The French cheer in approval as Sara climbs the ropes. Signaling for her finishing move, Intuition. Suddenly Tara, not noticing her sister on the top rope, grabs Dee, who rising on the ropes, and incidentally shakes the top rope!]
[Sara looses her footing and falls off the top rope into the ring on her back!!! Dee immediately roundhouse kicks Tara from the apron, and as Sara turns towards Dee, Dee immediately nails the "In You Mouth" Superkick, nearly beheading Sara!!! Dee covers.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner... DEE SNUTS!!!
[Dee Snuts starts to get up, but Tara immediately slides into the ring and begins kicking Dee down to the mat. Tara then grabs Dee up and nails "The Sweet Thing" pedigree!!!! Tara then grabs Sara and leaves the ring, pissed off at yet another loss at the hands of Dee Snuts.]
Renegade: Wow, Tara is pissed! After weeks and weeks of matches with Dee, I fianlly see that the frustration of losing is finally setting in.
JLT: I think that this rivalry is going to come to an end very soon... I just dont want to know how it will end though.
[The camera opens on the face of Josh Diaz, as he prepares for his interview. Taylor walks into the room and seats herself as Josh clears his throat and looks into the camera as Taylor slightly ignores the fact that Josh is in the room.]
Josh Diaz: Well thanks for coming Taylor. Now, let's get this interview underway. Taylor I really would like to know why lately you have been having so many problems. Not only with your matches, but your over all emotional status just seems so... down. Would you mind telling us whats wrong?
Taylor: Josh, why does it matter to you? To these so called "fans" of mine. It's none of your damn business why I am having problems with management. I mean, look at what they let happen to me! I was hit by lightning. Thosands of bolts of electricity pumped through my body... and they allowed it to happen.
Josh Diaz: How fair is it to blame management? After all Taylor, Lightning did those acts regardless by her own...
Taylor: I dont care! I am TAYLOR DAMN IT! I used to be the ruler of this damn place before Tequila became apart of management! I bet if she wasn't in charge, I think I would have won at Arachnophobia... not Mya. I mean I lost to Yuku Shiro! But I already have a plan for her...
Josh Diaz: What do you mean by that Taylor? I think Yuku beat you fair and....
Taylor: Shut up Josh. You don't know what your talking about. I am not about to become another one of those divas who go from Main Event status to fighting low-carders like Yuku. GOD! I am so sick of the way things are run around here! I am TAYLOR! I AM THE VERY REASON THIS PLACE EXSISTS! I AM....
[Suddenly, the lights flicker in the room, and the lightbulbs in the lamps around the room begin exploding, one by one until the room is left in darkness. After a few moments of silence after the screams of the production crew die down. Someone turns on a flashlight, just in time to see Josh Diaz's face illuminated by a punch & a bolt of electricity by Lightning!!!]
[We hear Josh scream on the floor in pain as Lightning flees out side of the room, running down the hallway. Taylor runs to the door and watches as the her opponant at Silencio Mortal flee from her failed attempt to attack Taylor.]
Renegade: Lightning missed!!! Hah, I guess Lightning never can strike twice.
JLT: Like that matters! Taylor is furious with nearly EVERYTHING in Divas Unleashed... I wonder if all this frustration, added with this missed attack by Lighting will help her break her losing streak in Unleashed?
Renegade: Yea... I'd probly be pissed too if I lost all my matches... haha.
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[The camera opens on the backstage area where The Lee Sisters are next to a table, with their bags and purses on the table. Sara is holding her face in pain, as Tara paces around back & forth.]
Tara Lee: You know... I am SOO Sick of facing that bitch week after week. I've proved... we've proved we are better than she is. You know... I want a battle to end it all. The match that will finally end it between the Lee's & Dee. Yea... I'm going to talk to Blair. You stay here and... hold your mouth. Eat Ice or... something.
[Tara walks off as Sara stops holding her mouth and grabs her things. As she prepares to leave, Mystika, Angel & Lei Yu walk past Sara in French Maid outfits! Sara looks at the trio in disgust before leaving, as Mindless Illusions stops infront of the locker room marked "Jake EB Wild".]
Angel: I feel like such a whore in this get-up! I mean the bondage accessories are great... like this whip... but you two really think this is neccassary?
Mystika: We have to make amens.. and this seems to be the only thing that gets his attention. Besides, after finding out what our match is at the pay-per-view, this is exactly what we need to do.
[The door to the locker room opens as a long haired woman who is obviously some sort of porn star is thrown out on her chest in nothing but a towel.]
Jake: And stay out you wench! I've gotten better from your mom... and don't think I'm joking! Shave under your arms too!!!
[Jake stands in his boxers, as he finally notices Mindless Illusions standing in very revealing french maid outfits.]
Jake: What the hell do you want? Aren't you the three bitches I kicked the asses out of last week? I distincly remember grabbing your ass during that match. Quite firm. What brings you three to my locker room? Want another beating from the Wild Child?!
[Lei Yu pulls a paddle out from behind her back, as Mystika & Angel's eyes get a slight gleam.]
Mystika: That's actually what we came here for. You see, we realised after losing to you & Jolson... your exactly the kind of warm-up we need if we are to win our matches. If you... catch our drift.
[Jake pokes his head out the door way from side to side, and then tosses the three women into his locker room and slams the door behind him.]
Standard Match
JLT: Last week, against all odds, Zelien defeated Miss Rhiannon in London. This week, the returning Katrina will face Zelien in hopes to restore the crazyness the Bod Squad has undergone in her absense by making an example of Zelien.
Renegade: It should be very interesting how the shadow goddess handles the queen of pain...
[The lights in the arena dim as red and white spotlights circle the arena. Then red and silver pyro go off as "Freaking Out" by Adema hits. As Marky Chavez begins to sing, Katrina makes her way from behind the curtain. Miss Rhiannon also appears behind her and the two make their way to the ring.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring being accompanied by Miss Rhiannon... representing the Bod Squad... KATRINA!!!
Renegade: I guess Kristin is too busy showering off all that powerade... hahaha!
[The stage falls to darkness as a slow volume advancing sounds plays across the stage. In the darkness Zelien poses herself in the center, and stands still. The music hits a cord of power, and flames shoot up in unison. As you realise you are hearing "The Leaving Song Pt. II" by AFI She holds her serious face, and begins to walk down the long stage. The flames at either side of her soar high, and the music continues to pulse louder. The shadow-ridden stage is then flooded with a blood red hue, and the screens on either side of her flash the words Zelien and Shadow Goddess. Coming to the center of her walk Zelien, the Shadow Goddess, stretches her right hand in front of her, and slowly turns her hand to leave her palm exposed. At this instance she throws her other hand into the air, and all the lights die. A few seconds go by, and the lights return. The Goddess is atop a chair of men who have surrounded her on stage. They carry her to the ring.]
John Roe: And her opponant, weighing in at 140 pounds, Zelien!!!
[Zelien's men leave, and Zelien enters the ring as she is stared down by both Katrina & Miss Rhiannon. Zelien cautiously walks around the two... and the bell sounds. After an evil glare from Miss Rhiannon, she steps out of the ring, as Katrina & Zelien lock up. Zelien works her way behind Katrina, and shoves Katrina into the corner chest first. Katrina turns and swings in the air, yet Zelien ducks and lifts Katrina in a back suplex, and sets her in the top rope! Then places Katrina in the tree of woe! Zelien walks across the ring, and signals a baseball slide to Katrina's face.]
[Zelien runs across the ring and nails Katrina right in the face, causing the Queen of Pain to fall off of the ropes and into the ring. Zelien drags Katrina from the ropes and covers.]
Renegade: That loooked like it hurt.
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[Katrina kicks out!]
JLT: Wow...
[Zelien, a little shocked at the kicking out of Katrina, prepares for the Queen of Pain to get up. Katrina finally gets to her feet, and it seems Zelien is going for an early win, as she grabs Katrina's hand, and goes for Arcana's Wrath!!! Katrina however pulls Zelien back into the ring once Zelien balancs on the top rope, and Zelien lands hard on her back.]
[Katrina takes advantage of this and applies the 'Kat Kall' (Dragon Sleeper) on Zelien! As she tries wearing down the Shadow Goddess, Miss Rhiannon is busy mingling outside with Renegade & JLT.]
Renegade: Yes! Over here! Come talk to us.
[Miss Rhiannon blows off Renegade's offer and returns to her pose at ringside.]
JLT: Haha... you will never sleep with another woman... haha.
[Zelien begins fightning her way out of the move, but to no avail as Katrina puts the move on harder. Zelien however gets to her feet, and flips all the way over Katrina into a reverse DDT!!! Zelien lies on the mat trying to catch her breath, as Katrina also starts moving to her feet.]
[Zelien gets up first and grabs Katrina in a suplex. As Zelien begins performing her Drastic Measures move, Katrina breaks the hold Zelien has on her, and goes for a clothline. Zelien hits her matrix, but as Zelien stands back up, Miss Rhiannon who has entered the ring nails 'The Girly Poof' (Rock Bottom) and Katrina heads up towards the top rope!!!]
[Katrina flies off with The Kat's Eye (450 Splash) but not before the referee sounds the bell after Miss Rhiannon's disqualification. Katrina gets up, and is obviosuly pissed that she didn't win the match over Zelien. Katrina walk to the back, as Zelien grumbles inside the ring, with her DQ win as Katrina & Miss Rhiannon laugh at the face of Zelien.]
JLT: I guess Katrina got what she came for. Oh god... not this again.
[The camera cuts to backstage where we see Jake Wild's locker room door sign.]
Renegade: Oh my god!! We get to watch Jake & Mindless Illusions!!!
[The camera cuts to Jake Wild's upper torso, as we are sure his bottom half has "risen" to the occasion. His hands are tied on to the bed post by ropes, and he looks to both sides of him as Lei Yu sits on Jake's stomach, Angel sits to the left of Jake, and Mystika to the right. Mystika breaks out a bottle of whip cream and sprays it all over Jake's chest, in the initials "M.I."]
Jake: So, let's get to the banging you S&M lovers...
[Mystika leans over as if she's about to lick the whip cream off of Jake, before she stops just centimeters from his body.]
Mystika: Well Jake, we've decided... we dont want to anymore. Hope you can learn to jack off without your hands.
Angel: Shame too... all that size... going to waste.. hahahaha.
[Angel & Mystika & Lei Yu leave the room.. and Jake, who has a look of very pissed off frustration running through his face.]
Standard Match
[The lights dim, a red light shines into the ring and the start of "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence is heard throughout the arena.]
-Perfect by nature
[Miss Rhiannon appears at the top of the stage her long blonde hair pulled back into a tight pony tail, her assets tightly protected by her black shiny leather sleeveless top with matching shiny leather pants and wrestling boots. Kristin & Katrina appear behind her as the trio march down the ramp without touching a single outstreched hand much to the dismay of the fans.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring being accompanied by Kristin Wallace & Katrina... representing The Bod Squad... MISS RHIANNON!!!
[Miss Rhiannon, Kristin, & Katrina walk up the ring stairs, Miss Rhi raises an eyebrow at the crowd before entering the ring via the bottom rope. As the trio wait in the ring, Kristin & Katrina hype up the crowd, pointing at Miss Rhiannon who waves her hands in the air.The lights are dimed for a few seconds. "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina begins to boom out the speakers. As the intro starts, Bianca walks out and sticks out her tongue enchanting the audience with her tongue ring and then throws up the West side signal with her right hand and with her left hand points to the stage, were in a blink of an eye, sliver pyros shoots it's way to the stage.]
John Roe: And her opponant, making her way to the ring from Oakland, California... BIANCA!!!
[The crowd cheers at the beautiful Bianca who stands outside the ring as the Bod Squad looks onto Bianca with looks like when a dog sees raw meat. Kristin slides out of the ring and prepares to attack Bianca, but Bianca quickly takes Kristin down with a spear into the ring apron! Miss Rhiannon then grabs Bianca's hair and pulls her onto the apron as the bell rings and Katrina checks on Kristin.]
Renegade: The Bod Squad proves that winners come in numbers as all three of them are at ringside for this match with Bianca!
JLT: Well after the powerade incident earlier, I am sure Kristin has requested that her Squad avenge her, as Miss Rhiannon appears to be doing with those punches to Bianca's face.
[Bianca is being pummled by Bianca as Bianca stumbles backwards into the corner. Miss Rhiannon ends the attacks, and then gives Bianca stiff kick right in her crotch! Bianca bends over nearly instantly, and Miss Rhiannon sets Bianca in a pedigree type position before launching her behind Miss Rhiannon with a double-arm suplex. Miss Rhiannon stands up triumphantly and starts kicking the downed Bianca.]
Renegade: Miss Rhiannon is taking it to Bianca!!!
[Miss Rhiannon pulls Bianca to Bianca's feet, and puts her in a suplex position. As Rhiannon lifts Bianca, Bianca reverses and lands on her feet behind Rhiannon. Bianca then quickly hits the Dyme Drop, which makes Miss Rhiannon land on her head in a near back brainbuster! Miss Rhi lies motionless on the mat.]
[Before Bianca can even attempt to cover, Katrina starts distracting the referee as Kristin Wallace slides into the ring on the otherside with a trashcan lid she took from under the ring. Bianca luckily sees Kristin and hits the Bianic Superkick right back into Kristin's face!!! Katrina rushes to Kristin and Bianca covers Rhiannon.]
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[Miss Rhiannon narrowly kicks out, and Bianca starts getting all the French behind her as she gets her hands up in the air, reading to attack Miss Rhiannon. Rhi gets to her feet, and Bianca quickly runs and runs right into a spinebuster by Miss Rhiannon!! Rhiannon then starts slapping Bianca's head, but Bianca gives Rhiannon a kick to her face with her right foot, before quickly standing and tossing Rhiannon in the corner.]
[Bianca then runs and hits a body avalanche on Miss Rhi. As Miss Rhiannon stumbles out from the corner, Bianca then quickly lifts Rhiannon in a suplex before switching the move into a neckbreaker! After completing her Bianic Revenge move on Miss Rhiannon, Bianca covers again.]
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[Miss Rhiannon kicks out again, and Bianca gets to her feet and immediately walks to the apron where Katrina is now standing. Kristin then tries to charge into the ring from the other side, causing the referee to hold her off, as he loses sight of Bianca& Katrina. Katrina then drops Bianca's neck over the ropes!! Bianca stumbles backwards and falls right into Miss Rhiannon who lifts Bianca up for 'The Girly Poof'!!!]
JLT: It's over for Bianca!
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[Bianca suddenly kicks out, much to a great reaction from the crowd. Katrina & Kristin are very upset with this, espicially Kristin, who screams at the sight of Bianca kicking out. Kristin slides into the ring. Kristin slides into the ring, and prepares to attack Bianca, but the referee literally throws her out of the ring!!! Meanwhile, Bianca has risen as Miss Rhiannon looks out to Katrina. Bianca whistles at Rhiannon, who is taken down with The Bianic Shutdown!!! Bianca grabs the refs foot and he counts the pin.]
Renegade: NO!
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John Roe: Here is your winner... BIANCA!!!!
JLT: That match was just... despicable!
[Katrina slides into the ring behind the rising Bianca, and takes her down quickly with a bulldog. Kristin also gets into the ring and she kicks the referee in the balls!!! After feeling reprived for being knocked out of the ring, Kristin begins working on Bianca with Katrina, as the ruthless kicks by the duo begin to wear into Bianca's backside.]
[Suddenly the lights go out for a split second, as one spotlight shines on the ramp, with the shadow of a woman running to the ring feverously. The lights come back on and it's Zelien! She immediately takes Katrina down with a dropkick to the chest, as Kristin tries to prepare herself. Kristin the gives Zelien in the gut, and hits a DDT!!! Kristin is shocked in her ability, as she unsuspectingly is taken down with the Bianic Shutdown by Bianca!!! Miss Rhiannon & Katrina however are awaiting behind Bianca, and nail Bianca with "The Beautiful Bodies" finisher, leaving Bianca motionless in the ring.]
[Zelien rises to her feet and suffers the same fate as Bianca, as Rhiannon & Katrina deleiver their fatal 3/4 neckbreaker/leg sweep comibination finisher. "Money, Power, Respect" by Lil Kim hits the PA system as The Bod Squad stand in triumph over the bodies of Zelien & Bianca before heading out from the ring.]
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Standard Match
Renegade: Next up we have a match where each time they are pitted together everyone's minds cast back to that memorable 13th Street brawl in New York. But now this is a straight wrestling match where it's the basis of wrestling being applied.
JLT: That's right but not all. Star's taking on Mya for the Unleashed Championship at Silencio Mortal and if I was Star, I'd try to remain as fresh as possible to come out of tonight's match unscratched otherwise she might find it hard to down the Anti-Heroin on the 23rd!
Renegade: You can't doubt Star though, look how so much more impressive she's been since her return. I mean she's beaten Gemini, even sidelined Kaci Russell but now it's Crystal and this is an un-fair match if you ask me, damn the evil management!
["Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. "She is not scared...to die...". Crystal runs out on stage moshing & headbanging for the crowd. "The best things in life drive her to cry..."She runs from one side of the ramp to the other before walking down the ramp jamming to her entrance music. "CRUCIFY THEN BURN!!!" Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. She pulls her head up slowly at first, with her hair down in front of her face. She then in one quickly motion flings her head back, with her hair a blur of light blue, as she places her arms in the air. She then walks over to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd for a few seconds.]
John Roe: The following contest is a match scheduled for one fall; currently in the ring; from Spokane, Washington, at a weight of 180lbs, she is the Femme Fatale…CRYSTAL!!!
[The arena goes dark. "Hip Hop Star" By Beyonce blasts over the P.A system and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and a slight for covers the stage. Star appears through the fog to a large hating pop from the crowd, hands on her hips and a smug look on her face. "We Hate You Star" and "You Suck" signs are immediately jolted into the air as Star makes her way down the ramp and into the ring.]
John Roe: Her opponent; from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, at a weight of 140lbs, the Glittering Goddess herself…STAR!!!
[Star climbs onto the apron with a smug look still applied as her and Crystal's eyes begin to wrestle with each other as they start parallel to each other in the ring. Star slowly climbs in the ring sideways to keep her gaze with her opponent, the referee then calls for the bell and both women launch off the mat leaping for each other. They're tangling clash makes each try to grab each other's hair and this takes them down to mat. Both women spring up.]
[They both pursue their previous tactics by running at each other again, with Crystal attempting a boot to the face but Star heading for a leg sweep, which proves most effective as she ducks the flying boot and takes Crystal down to the mat. Star then springs up onto Crystal grabbing her hair and rolling backwards catapulting her with her feet in a monkey flip type move. Star then gets to her feet, as does Crystal.]
[Crystal walks backwards after getting up from the ropes; Star comes from behind putting her arm over her neck and lifting Crystal's feet off the ground before planting her with slam on her back. Star doesn't let go of Crystal's legs as she rolls and then tries to apply a standing Boston crab but it fails as Crystal manages to kick away her opponent. Star stumbles to the ropes.]
[Crystal springs to her feet with bounds of energy from the move and charges at Star, but Star uses a counter of bending forward and launching Crystal over the top of her to the outside. Star then rushes to the ropes herself, while Crystal tries to get to her feet Star leaps over the top rope with a cross body which sends both women hailing up the ramp a little bit.]
[The referee begins to count, but they don't care as Crystal reverses Star's whip into the barricade and rushes to the ring rolling in, and then coming back out automatically restarting the count. Crystal walks over and whips Star towards the ring, with Crystal following from behind as the two women are now pacing. Star hits the apron and bounces backwards dazed, Crystal leaps off the floor onto a handstand on the apron and bounces of the ropes with her back into a reverse Hurricanrana onto the Glittering Goddess.]
[The French applaud for this display of high flying, as Crystal grabs Star's short wrestling booty shorts and rolls her into the ring. Crystal, ever the captivator, climbs onto the apron once again and leans back making a neat springboard leg drop transaction into the ring. Crystal makes a quick cover.]
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[Star manages to kick out and Crystal gets an annoyed look at her counterpart, she yanks her off the mat by her hair, possibly pulling out a few in the process, she tosses her to the corner before landing in a few knife edge chops making the crowd 'whoo' with each one. Crystal then lifts Star onto the top rope, before climbing up there with her. Crystal gets in the position to try a Frankensteiner but doesn't execute it yet instead asks the fans if they want it. This is time wasted as Star manages to grab hold of both of Crystal's legs and force her down to the mat in a sit-out powerbomb.]
[Star shoves Crystal away off her body as the two lay on the floor breathing, both hurt from the move. The fans begin to clap and try to edge on Crystal, who has become the favourite, as both women slowly make it to their feet. Star uses the ropes to support her with Crystal uses her knee. The duo finally reach their feet and walk to each other both meeting each other's punch with another. They decide to take a break from each other as both head to the ropes.]
[Crystal and Star then proceed to run at each other, this time with both going for each other's head. This makes them both fall to the floor with Star on top, Star begins to slap the face of Crystal, but she then rolls over the woman on top and begins to do the same. They pair begin to roll around the ring in a proper blonde version of a catfight before Star looks in a cover.]
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[Crystal counters, rolling Star into a cradle.]
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[Star counts by rolling and reversing the cover so both Crystal's shoulders are down.]
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[Crystal shakes free and falls on top of Star, she leans to the side to make a pin.]
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[Star uses her legs to climb up and grab the head of Crystal, rolling her backwards into a pin once again.]
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[Crystal manages to break free, and rolls to the outside of the ring. Star manages to kick Crystal away through the ropes and pulls herself out; Star comes face to face with the Femme Fatale and spears her into the announcers table. Renegade and JLT step back as Star snatches the jug of water from the table; she lifts it up and drenches Crystal in the almost 'foreign' liquid with the ice cubes not easing the pain and shock. All this does is edge on the Femme Fatale, who grabs the second jug which has orange juice and thrusts it in the direction of Star. It is reversed this time as Star is now covered in orange juice, with some ice cubes falling in her cleavage as Star shouts 'you bitch!'.]
[Star rolls the water saturated diva into the ring, who tries to bring in Star through the ropes clutching her hair but the Glittering Goddess grabs Crystal's neck and yanks it down into a guillotine making Crystal drop to her knees, her head on the second rope. Star see the times and rushes into the ring and bounces off the opposite ropes, she approaches Crystal and brings her feet through the ropes nailing a 619, or as Star calls it the "Star Spangled Hammer" while Crystal bounces back into the ring.]
[Star doesn't cover but instead heads to the top rope, with Crystal landing in position how she could not? Star then launches off with a "Stardom" move which is a corkscrew moonsault, but unfortunately for the Glittering Goddess Crystal had it well scouted and rolled out of the way making Star land hard and remain in the sitting up position. This is time for Crystal to continue with the theme of Star's signature moves, as she grabs the head of the already sitting up Star and brings her to her feet. Crystal tries to execute the 'Sparkling Intuition' but is pushed to the ropes, but she comes back off with a backwards mule kick to Star sending her to the floor.]
[Crystal then re-rises her opponent to her feet, she applies the position of a suplex but Star manages to fight her way out of it by kicking her legs while upside down and in mid-air. She lands on her feet and knees Crystal in the gut making her keel over. This is a good position for Star as she manages to execute her patented finisher the "Sparking Intuition" and rolls Crystal over for the cover.]
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John Roe: The winner of this match…STAR!!!
[The French boo like they do at every single Eurovision contest once England perform, as Star gets up and wipes the sweat off her forehead and removes her top leaving her in her bra, hoping to get rid of the cold and icy liquid smeered over her.]
Renegade: Star picks up the victory this evening Jamie, but will it be a similar case at Silencio Mortal, we'll have to wait and see but what a match indeed, I think I need some more water, slaves at the back!
JLT: Yes, send out some orange juice to-
Renegade: You mean, that wasn't just you being too lazy to get up and go use the bathroom? I'm in shock!
[The camera cuts backstage to where we find ourselves in the Divas Unleashed administrative room with Tequila sitting half on the desk, with Blair Spikes sitting in the almost infamous leather seating going over some documents. The door is suddenly pushed open as Bianca and Zelien walk in, they get a mediocre pop from the crowd, the arena not sure about Zelien.]
Bianca: Oh would you look at that, I told you they'd be here. Now whichever one of you is in charge, I think by the actions of Kristin Wallace and her Dud Squad this evening, that qualifies us, me and Zelien, for a Tag Team Championship shot at Silencio Mortal. What? You agree. Wonderfu-
Tequila: Whoa! You can't just walk in and demand a match and expect us to grant it, remember when that happened with Lorisa? You lost your championship. I know you and Kristin have been having spats this evening but what can I say, it's probably that time of the month for you both?
Bianca: No, I demand this match up because the Bod Squad have been pissing me off all evening, along with Zelien. We want a Tag Team Championship around each one of our waists, we've discussed this. I mean, come on Tequila, you want to just sit there and watch Kristin do whatever she wants. Don't you hate her along with us?
Tequila: Of course I hate her! It makes me cringe when I think about what Shane ever saw in her! You know what, you'll have your match on one guarantee! If you do actually win on Sunday, that means I get part of the profits considering how this was my idea and all. That sounds fair doesn't it? Yes, I'm glad you agree this time.
Zelien: Beautiful. Wise. Stir. Abolishment. Suffering. Dictation. The Shadow Goddess. The Baddest Bitch. Tag Team Championship. Affirmative.
[Tequila gets a confused look as Bianca nods her head, Bianca then gives Zelien a tap on the shoulder from her almost trance-like posture, the two leave as Tequila frowns and relaxes back on the table.]
Tequila: You know we have to watch that one she seems a little off...
-Commercial Break-
French Maid Six-Woman Tag Team Match
["How Soon Is Now?" by Tatu blasts over the PA System as Jolson emerges upwards from a circle of flames, her hips slanted to the left and both her hands above her head slopped over each other, there is a bright flash as a white pyro lights up the arena while Jolson quickly makes her way to the ring, French Maid outfit on of course.]
John Roe: The following contest is a FRENCH MAID six woman tag team match and it is scheduled for one fall... making her way to the ring... Jolson!!!
[The opening of "Where Is My Mind" bangs over the PA system at full blast as "Ooohhhhh...stop!" blares out, the crowd stop and the lights do dark. We hear that memorable riff from the great band themselves and as the chorus sets in, Vicksen makes her way out to a flurry of cheers from the audience. Pyros go off as the lights return, dot-on with the chorus. She walks to the ring with a special red tainted French Maid outfit on.]
John Roe: And her partner... Vicksen!!!
["Fighter" by Christina Aguilera begins playing as Yuku Shiro wears and Asian themed French Maid outfit, quickly joining her team mates in the ring.]
Renegade: Well, Thats one hot team of French Maids... and the French are loving it! They cheer so loud... damn them, my ears are hurting with all the foreign screaming. You know JLT, there is alot of hatred in this match, as Mindless Illusions hopes to get back at Jolson for what she did last week with Jake... who they have left high & dry. Then Lorisa & Vicksen are also at each others throats due to their recent Stripped battles... then there's Yuku... who is having a tournament! Ahh... all this drama and now they are in maid outfits... I love it.
["Bring Me To Life" by Evanescense plays over the PA system and Lorisa walks out to ring in her French Maid outfit, giving death looks towards Vicksen after being left near naked last week. Jolson is also giving Lorisa the eye, as Lorisa left Jolson last week also. Lorisa gets to the ring, and awaits her team mates as Vicksen starts shouting insults from the ring.]
John Roe: Introducing the opponants... making her way to the ring, she is the Divas Unleashed Stripped Champion.... LORISA STILETTO!!!
["Mindfields" by Prodogy begins playing as Mindless Illusions comes down to the ring from cables in their french maid outfits behind Jolson, Vicksen & Yuku! The gothic duo immediately dead center their attack on Jolson as they begin annihilating her. Yuku & Vicksen help out the Jolson, and the Maid outfits are a flurry in the ring. Lorisa comes in from behind, and takes out Vicksen witha neckbreaker, leaving the six divas to battle in the duos of Vicksen & Lorisa, Jolson & Mystika, and Angel & Yuku.]
[Yuku, obviously the larger of Angel & herself, body slams Angel down, leaving Angel's outfit to fly up, revealing some very lacey underwear which leaves the men in the crowd cheering. Jolson is being beaten in the corner by Mystika, who starts using her foot to choke Jolson down. Yuku sees this and pulls Mystika off of Jolson, who recieves a clothline from Mystika for her efforts. Vicksen & Lorisa have ended up in that now famous rolling around the ring position, as they claw and scratch at each others faces.]
[The referee forces the Mermaid of Xanadu, Yuku Shiro, and Mindless Illusions to their corners one by one as he has obviously appointed Lorisa & Vicksen to start the match. Vicksen finally gets to her feet and she seems a little worse for wear of Lorisa, as her hair has been pulled out of the bun in which she had it. Vicksen tags in Jolson, who is ever so anxious to beat Lorisa for leaving her last Exile. As Lorisa gets to her feet, Jolson immediately kicks her in the gut and hits a snap suplex. She lifts Lorisa up again, and hits her signiture Venus Varder powerbomb!!! She tags Vicksen back in who is more than ready to take on the now downed Lorisa.]
[Jolson first moves the body of Lorisa at a nice angle towards the turnbuckle Vicksen is climbing, as she leaps off with the Vicksault! She stays on for the cover as Jolson exits the ring.]
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[Angel quickly breaks the pin, and Vicksen glares at the Mindless Illusions diva. Angel gets out of the ring, ignoring the yelling referee as Vicksen lifts Lorisa up. Lorisa quickly grabs Vicksen's top, and rips it down the middle!!! Vicksen's chest flies out, leaving a black bra to be shown to all along with the shredded maid's outfit. Lorisa then pokes Vicksen in the eye, and leaps towards her corner to catch the hand of Mystika, who flies into the ring.]
[Vicksen, who is embarassed at her current state, tags in Yuku, who flies into the ring with Mystika. She takes down Mystika quickly with a clothline, and then follows it up with a boot to the face as Mystika gets up again. As Yuku goes for another boot, Mystika catches Yuku's foot, and enziguri's Yuku down with a kick to the face. Lei Yu starts distracting the ref, as Angel quickly comes in the ring. As Yuku gets up, Angel goes to suplex Yuku, who reverses and stands behind her. As Yuku goes for her reverse X-factor, Angel puts her arms down, leaving her in a backbend type position. She then uses her feet, and wraps them around the now standing Yuku's head, and tosses her down with a hurricanrana!!!]
[The ref pulls Angel from the ring, and Yuku gets up in the corner. Mystika then flies across the ring with her 'Kiss Of Death' finisher, but as she ends her sets of handsprings and launches into a superkick, Yuku dodges the move, and Mystika is left straddled in her maid outfit on the top rope! Yuku shoves Mystika in the ring, and tags in Jolson. Jolson grabs Mystika's head, and using a little of Lorisa's tactics, starts ripping the back of Mystika's outfit off of her! Mystika breaks free luckily, by pushing Jolson to the mat. Jolson rolls to her feet, as Mystika advances towards her, only to get 'The Blue Crush' roundhouse kick! Jolson covers.]
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[Mystika kicks out, and Jolson drags her to the corner and tags in Vicksen. Vicksen grabs the unknowing Mystika, and lifts her in a back suplex. Mystika backflips out of the position, and then dropkicks Vicksen from behind... who flies face first into the corner. Mystika quickly gets to her corner and tags in Angel, who becomes a house of fire in the ring. Vicksen charges at Angel, who takes her down with a snapmare at the last second. Angel then quickly flips over the sitting Vicksen, and pummles Vicksen's face to the canvas. Angel quickly lifts Vicksen up, and as Angel hooks Vicksen's shoulder over her head, and prepares for her 'Hellish Nightmare' move, Vicksen counters into a reverse DDT position and quickly spins around, nailing "The Rolling the Dice!!!" Vicksen, who is still hurting from the snapmare moves by Angel, goes to her corner.]
[Taylor & Crystal suddenly appear from the ramp, and run to the ring!!! They get to the Jolson/Yuku corner, and without Yuku noticing... grab both of her legs and gives her a double powerbomb onto the barricade!!! Yuku lies screamin in pain as Jolson makes the tag with Vicksen. Before the referee knows Yuku is missing, Lei Yu keeps his attentions to her. Evil Majesty then raises their hands in victory as Yuku lies on the outside yelling in pain.]
[Jolson flies into the ring, but not before Lorisa & Mystika also get into the ring and the duo take down Jolson, teaming up on The Mermaid of Xanadu. Lorisa lifts up Vicksen as Mystika & Jolson begin trading punches. Lorisa lifts Vicksen for 'The 187' move of her husbands... but suddenly has an epiphany of MDK, and sets Vicksen down. Vicksen seems confused, but uses this to her advantage. As she charges at Lorisa, Lorisa regains a moment of reality and quickly nails Vicksen with her Lorisa Superkick!!! Lorisa then takes Vicksen out of the ring and starts fighting her outside the ring, as Jolson finds herself being double teamed by Mystika, and the newly arisen Angel.]
[As Angel & Mystika start their "Flurry" attacks on Jolson, Jake Wild, with only boxers on races to the ring!!!! Lei Yu has gotten the referee to tend to Yuku outside, not knowing of Jake's apperance. As Jake slides in the ring, he quickly grabs Mystika and takes her down with his F-5 to double arm DDT finisher 'Extreme Brutality'!!! Angel sees this and takes a boot right to the groin of Jake!!! Jake collapses on the mat, but as Angel turns around, Jolson quickly nails The Dragon Driver (Michinoku Driver) on Angel and hooks the leg for the pin!!!]
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John Roe: Here is your winners, the team of Jolson, Vicksen and Yuku Shiro!!! |