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Friday November 28th 2003
1. We open with Mya coming to the ring and saying she must win the “Champion of the Decade” award and that she doesn’t care who wins tonight because Mya can beat them, Mya talks about how much she’s overcome in her life and she finally got what she want in a non-interference match against a strong opponent, Mya says she’s in a good mood for a change because she knows that she’s beaten every member of Divas Unleashed. Lightning interrupts and tells her that she hasn’t beaten Lightning, and that later on tonight when Lightning wins, she’ll find out why Mya was always scared of lightning.
2. Lee Sisters v Mindless Illusions. In this encounter, Angel and Mystika isolate Sara and Lei Yu and Tara get into a cat-fight on the outside of the ring. Sara finally manages to tag in Tara Lee but Joel doesn’t agree and he tries to assault Pure Touch, not a good move as this allows Tara to nail a ‘Sweetthing’ onto the steel chair that Lei Yu slid in for Angel, and Tara pins to claim her and her sister a shot at the titles. Mindless Illusions argue afterwards.
3. Kristin has been summoned to the office of Shane Rockford, he tells her that she used him and that she has no power of him. If Kristin continues to disrupt his tag teams and matches then she’ll be fired, Shane tells Kristin that they while he was away the Bod Squad went to pieces. He dismisses her and says that tonight just isn’t his night, so nobody better mess with him.
4. Kristin v Miss Rhiannon. Holly comes to the ring in a referee’s shirt and says Shane has just made her the special guest referee, she rings the bell but Kristin pushes Rhiannon down to the floor, but then Kristin cheap shots Holly and the Bod Squad gang up on her. This causes a returned Valeria Sanchez to scoot down the ramp but the Bod Squad soon dispose of her. Kristin tells the Bod Squad to finish her off and starts walking up the ramp where Kaci rips off her top, exposing her.
5. Bianca and Zelien are backstage, and Bianca tells her that this tournament won’t be bad as Bianca’s in it next week and if she qualifies like Zelien then it will be an easy ride to success, but Vicksen approaches and tells Bianca that there won’t be anything left of Yuku Shiro and it should be named the Vicksen Cup. Bianca bitches about behind her back.
6. Dee Snuts v Jolson v Zelien, Dee manages to nail her finisher “In Yo Mouth” onto Zelien which takes her out of the equation, unfortunately for Snuts, Jolson was waiting with her “Dragon Driver” and managed to get the pin-fall after a hard fought match up. Yuku is shown watching backstage.
7. Tara Lee approaches Kaci and tells her that what she did to Kristin is wrong, she shouldn’t jeopardize a relationship. They argue for a little while when new diva Nyssa appears with Valeria, Val says it’s a stripper friend of hers and Nyssa insults Tara, Tara then says that she better watch her mouth as she doesn’t know who she’s talking to.
8. Bianca v Mya. Bianca gets on the microphone and says that if she beats Mya, when the title is on the line that would mean she would be the first woman to hold all titles. Mya tells her she doesn’t care, and to get in the ring for her ass kicking. Bianca and Mya are brutally attacked by the same masked woman from Silencio Mortal as the referee calls for disqualification, the woman even takes out Gabriel and exits the ring and heads through the crowd.
9. Star enters the office of Shane Rockford and tells him that she is considering legal action for the assault of Jackman and that she wants his help to get a good lawyer, Shane tells Star he doesn’t know any and wouldn’t lend them to “people like her”, Star gets frustrated and says she is the Glittering Goddess and people will do what she wants whether she likes it or not, that’s why Star says she’s understands why Mya hates them so much and that Shane will see what happens when he mistreats his biggest stars, Shane gets very annoyed and tells her to go and do something rather than waste up his air.
10. Vicksen v Yuku Shiro. On the way to the ring Yuku announces that her tournament will be for the Shiro Cup and the new addition of 250, 000 dollars going to the winner and when she gets the Stripped Championship, it will be for that title. Vicksen and Yuku use all sorts of food on each other, including Vicksen getting drenched in fat as she screams for her life. Vicksen manages to win after shoving the turkey over Yuku’s head, but once Vick is on the way up the ramp Yuku challenges her to a match at the pay per view, which is accepted.
11. Lil’ Kim makes a shock return appearance and announces that she will be crowning the Diva of the Year, as it’s the final month of the year next month. She says that this is a very special friend she’s presenting to, she’s honoured to be back, and says the Diva of the Year is Kaci Russell! A flushed Kaci accepts her award graciously as the duo then leave the stage.
12. Jackman made his inevitable appearance, dressed in smart suit and accompanied by a bevy of beautiful women. Once the group had made there way down to ringside Jackman demanded the Shane Rockford come out and pay up the money he owes him. After several moments without Shane showing up Jackman once again insisted Shane come out to the arena. Finally Shane along with his partner Tequila and primary executive Blair Spikes made their way out onto the stage to confront Jackman. After a moment or two arguing over the cash pay out due to the living nightmare, Shane sent Blair down into the ring to physically remove Jackman out of the building. This didn’t sit well with the seven-foot monster who took out spikes with a swift right hand and a power bomb. Jackman then made his way up the ramp after the DU owner and his loved one.
Rockford then tried to call Jackman’s bluff saying he wouldn’t dare harm himself or Tequila, as it would mean Jackman wouldn’t get his money. In an act of a pure coward Shane Rockford shoved his lover at Jackman, goading and daring him to attack Tequila. Jackman duly obliged and chokeslammed Tequila off over the side of the stage down onto some electrical equipment, meanwhile Rockford made his escape. And angry Jackman made one final threat telling Shane that he would show up at the next Exile and this time there would be no running or hiding behind his staff… This time Shane Rockford pay up or have his company destroyed from underneath him!
13. Crystal v Lightning where Mya comes down to ringside to watch, Mya interferes attacking both participants, with her then assaulting the winner of the match which is Crystal after her “City of Crystal” move. Star’s music hits and Star says that she has the same problems of Mya and that’s the reason why Star’s doing this. Star then clotheslines down Crystal as both women begin to assault on Crystal and Lightning, the show ends with Star and Mya raising their arms in unison with the fans booing.
Match Results
Tara Lee & Sara Lee def. Mindless Illusions
Kristin Wallace v Miss Rhiannon didn’t get underway
Jolson def. Dee Snuts & Zelien to proceed in the Shiro Cup
Bianca v Mya ended in DQ
Vicksen def. Yuku Shiro
Crystal def. Lightning
Brought to you by the Mirage Athletic Network
Epilogue
Yes, those bastard boards have been playing up and before you start launching in with your demands, I felt it would be pointless to write a match I could not find a winner of. I was on at Saturday morning so I'm remembering what I can of the roleplays and that's how some winners were decided. If I didn't see a roleplay and instead the handler emailed me it or was worried about not being able to post it (Tara Lee) then that would pick them up the win.
I decided the Diva of the Year by asking you out of character who your favourite handler was and Kaci seemed to be pretty well liked, so congratulations to her for being a, great person?
We also have Chadness back, he was gone for a whole five days, I nearly died, so we might have a little variety in some of the matches next week. I hope you enjoyed the show, well the preview must have caused something to stir in your imagination. I'm sorry about these results, but shit happens.
Nicole.
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