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Friday November 7th 2003
This opening is centered on ‘ash’ and a ‘lonely road’ involving cuts to certain divas such as Mya in a darkened room, Star looking up at the sky, Taylor in a vampire themed outfit are only a few of the many Divas Unleashed divas selected to appear. The sounds of a jazzed up version of “Did My Time” can be hear flowing throughout the speakers.
In a flash of a second we cut to the ring where a spectacular pyrotechnics display makes the fans’ breathes catch in their throat, the set has been spiced up in a new ‘stairway’ themed entrance before the camera pans around to the arena where such signs as “I’ve been struck!” “I want to give a shot to Tequila!” and “I murdered Indigo” are only a few of the signs hoisted up by the British crowd.
We pan to Renegade who is wearing a Union Jack top hat, and one a themed suit while JLT has got her usual black dress with her hair in the usual down position look. Renegade looks around the crowd and winks at a blonde in the front row.
Renegade: Ladies and gentlemen, we are coming to you from the magnificent country of England from the nation’s capital, London! It’s our second stop on our European tour and you know the British, much safer than New York, all you have here is drive-by arguments! We’ve got a barn burner of a show lined up for you tonight also as the invasion of the Queen’s country has begun!
JLT: That’s right Renegade, we have a main event to suit the ages as we have two of women’s wrestling’s biggest stars, Lightning and Star crashing in the ring tonight. Lightning’s in ring debut is much anticipated but will be able to believe all this hype, plus, Star’s on a roll since her return but will make her final rotation tonight?
Renegade: You know this country was made for Crystal! I mean, there’s actual men walking around with, get this, beer bellies! Blair Spikes has taken notes from Henry the VIII and given Mya a harsh execution when she degrades herself in a Hard Liquor Match and to add the cherry to the icing, it’s in Mya’s hometown! Seeing as Crystal puked last week from alcohol, it makes you wonder what’ll happen tonight, she could have a seizure or something!
JLT: Oh don’t be so ridiculous! But we’ve got Mystika’s promise of something special tonight when her and partner Angel will battle Gemini’s Jolson and the Stripped Champion, Lorisa Stiletto! But I want to know what Mystika’s talking about, I kept my eye out backstage and I didn’t see any Marilyn Manson look-a-likes!
Renegade: One look-a-like to another, we have the contendership for the Stripped Championship to be decided when Bianca battles Vicksen in a Spice Girl Showdown! The best export from Britain since the Beatles will be honored by two of the sexy women around and personally, I’m on the edge of my seat!
JLT: If that’s not enough for you, we’ve got a ‘Decorated Champion’ match as the highly acclaimed duo of Taylor and Yuku Shiro will try to out do each other and use those championship reigns as experience because they’re going to need it, let’s be honest!
Renegade: If that’s not all, I have an announcement to make, we’ve sent the Fook Twins out and they’ll be fetching five hot guys to auction off for our divas later tonight in the show! Got, I know the divas are just so horny, I mean being away from America and their sex partners, it’s got to be killing them!
Tag Team Match
JLT: We saw the Lee Sisters return to action only last week and they defeated Dee Snuts and Yuku Shiro in which three out of the four competitors were making their in-ring debut, but Tara Lee also announced that she was pregnant at Jake’s party, so her maternal status is still under question.
Renegade: I want to know who knocked her up, those are always such mysteries. It’s like trying to find a black ball in a darkened room! Who do you think it is, huh? Huh?
JLT: I don’t know, I don’t care even, but if you let me finish I was going to say that now Tara and her twin will have to face reigning Rockford State Champion, Valeria Sanchez, which should put some force behind Dee Snuts.
[“Boom” by POD hits the PA system as the flames erupts once the singers mention the word ‘Boom’, out struts Valeria Sanchez with her Rockford State Championship over her shoulder, and her black sunglasses covering her mysterious eyes. At her side stands Dee Snuts who looks at Valeria’s matrix type pose and shakes her head walking ahead of the champion, who then later follows at her own pace.]
John Roe: The following contest is a tag team bout for one fall; introducing the first team; at a weight of 222lbs, and currently holding the Rockford State Championship…DEE SNUTS & VALERIA SANCHEZ!!!
[Dee Snuts goes to hold the ropes down to allow Valeria easy access but when she enters through them, Dee lets going making them whip Valeria who gets up and sighs while Dee Snuts gives a ‘rock on’ sign to the crowd while standing on the top turnbuckle, she also sticks her tongue out which some male members of the audience enjoy.]
[“Real Things” by Javine blasts over Wembley Arena as the sisters get a tremendous ovation from the English crowd, Sara Lee walks out in black hot pants with white boots and top whereas Tara Lee’s got a perm and white hot pants with black boots and top, the twins live up to their Gemini reputation and they slap some hands on the way to the ring.]
John Roe: Introducing their opponents; at a combined weight of 243lbs; Sara and Tara Lee…THE LEE SISTERS!!!
[Tara and Sara hop onto the apron and shake their asses which get a round of approval; Tara Lee struts to the end corner while Sara enters the ring ready to tackle Dee Snuts in what is to be the first match of the evening. The referee calls for bell and immediately Sara launches off the mat with a knee to the gut of Dee, she then grabs the head and snap mares her opponent down into the canvas. She then uses her boot to kick into the spine of Snuts who then yelps from the pain.]
[Sara picks up Dee by the arm and Irish whips her into the ropes, on the rebound the younger Lee attempts a back body drop but Dee Snuts scouts this and turns it into a spinning neck breaker winning her down to the floor. Dee Snuts grabs Sara hoisting her into the air by the neck and tossing her into the corner, Dee prepares herself in her position as she jumps onto the neck of Sara before rolling backwards in a slow Hurricanrana type move but using her leg strength as a submission while crouched in the crab position.]
[The referee checks if Sara wants to give up but she refuses, just as if Sara looks she will buckle under the pressure applied by the Puerto Rican Princess when Tara rushes into the ring sweeping her left leg at the arms of Dee Snuts making her fall down but this also brings Sara down. The fans go wild once they realize that Sara and Dee have fallen in to the position most men love, the referee tries to get Tara out of the ring but she’s all worked up. Valeria manages to slip in and pull Dee out of the position and closer to save the Rockford State champion any kind of embarrassment over her partner.]
[Sara uses the ropes and clutches her neck while tagging in big sister Tara, who runs into the ring dragging Dee away from her corner and applying a grapevine leg submission to the red head. Dee manages to kick Tara in the face a few times making her give up on her submission, the two get to their feet. Dee rushes towards her corner leaping for the tag with her partner, Valeria Sanchez who climbs into the ring.]
[She and Tara exchange looks, Tara’s brown pools meeting the blackness of Valeria’s shades, Valeria moves forward and raises her right hand which makes Tara Lee flinch but only pushes up her sunglasses, she raises her left hand as Tara remains still but is suckered when Valeria nails a fist to the face of Pure Touch. Sanchez then straddles her opponent thrusting some fists onto her opponent. Valeria then whips Tara against the ropes before swinging herself onto the top rope; Tara rebounds and is fast on her way to the opposite side of the ring when the Latin Fire jumps off the top rope with The Burning, otherwise known as a top rope Hurricanrana.]
[Sara Lee weakly comes from behind grabbing Valeria’s hair and pulling her to the floor before trying to remove her sunglasses but Valeria desperately tries to keep them on, the athleticism of the Rockford State champion is displayed when she uses her legs to bring up and wrap around the neck of Sara before she thrusts her legs forward sending Lee through the ropes but unfortunately into a collision with Dee Snuts who ironically was in the same spot Sara was thrown.]
[This has given time for Tara to recover and knees Valeria in the gut before dropping her to the canvas with a ‘Lee DDT’ move, but Tara keeps her front face lock and proceeds to slam Val’s head in the canvas three more times making up her signature move. Sara has recovered with Dee now holding her head requires the referee to go check on her, this gives time for the Lee’s to put some double team action into affect.]
[They whip the Latin Fire against the ropes, making her bounce back straight into a double spine buster move which echoes through the arena as the fans do their signature ‘ooh’ sound. Dee Snuts played wonderfully; she pushes the referee out of the way and slides in behind the Lee Sisters who are high fiving each other. Dee comes from behind with a double dropkick which sends both women straight into the north-west turnbuckle with Sara and Tara front to back. Dee sees and opportunity, she grabs two legs on each side and spreads them on either side of the ropes and the fans know what’s coming next.]
[Dee Snuts runs at her tag team opponents, bringing her leg forward to perform a perfect soccer kick to the groin area of both women, if that cost Tara her “baby”, I don’t know what will. Renegade mentions how he should go into the ring and kiss it better. The two then remove legs as Sara being the one at the front walks out and falls dizzily into the sitting down position in one of the corners whereas Tara falls to her butt in the other.]
[Valeria nods to Dee who also nods back, the two then add insult to injury when they both nail double bronco busters to the Lee Sisters while the fans are now behind this new formation of rookie and Rockford State Champion. Dee Snuts then grabs Sara by the arm pulling her out of her sloped position up over her shoulder then goes ahead and begins an airplane spin, when Valeria gets into the pace and grabs Sara’s head the offensive duo brings her down to the canvas with what looks like a devastating move.]
[Valeria being the legal lady jumps for the cover and the referee, who couldn’t control any of the four women, counts the pin for the Rockford State Champion. Tara Lee tries to break up the pin with but is taken through the ropes after Dee Snuts spears her.]
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John Roe: The winning team of this match…DEE SNUTS & VALERIA SANCHEZ!!!
[Dee Snuts picks Valeria off the cover, who adjusts her shades and the two women raise their arms while the referee retrieves Val’s championship. The two then leave the ring with Dee Snuts giving an extra kick to Tara Lee on the way up the ramp.]
Renegade: I think London’s impressed with that tag team match, both teams there could be potential Tag Team champions you know, plus, I wasn’t the one who knocked up Tara, so cross my name of the guest book!
JLT: Dee and Valeria pick up the victory tonight, it looks like one of those see-saws between the Lee’s and Dee and Val doesn’t it?
[We cut backstage to where our first shot is of Crystal’s face that is looking at something; we zoom out to reveal that she is standing behind what looks to be from a back of the head shot of Lightning who is tightening up her elbow pads. Lightning turns around unbeknown to herself that Crystal has been watching her as she gasps and bumps into the Femme Fatale, she then smiles a sarcastic smile and begins to address the former Tag Team champion.]
Lightning: Excuse me, um, Crystal was it? This is kind of my dressing room. I don’t know where you came from or what you’re doing here but as I held the GWF Women’s Champion for a whole five months, I guess it’s time for you to go to be a chore seeing as I’m the superior here.
Crystal: First of all, I am a former GWF Women’s Champion, or should I say, I was the last champion. I still possess the actual belt, the blood; the sweat, the tears and what have you got? Some crappy copy hanging above your bed, oh and honey, puh-lease tell me that is not what you wear casually or are you just involved in some kind of dare?
Lightning: Crystal honey, I’m recognized in sports entertainment, I’m a female icon. Thousands of young teenagers and women want to be me, I’m their role model because I am one of the true pioneers of women’s wrestling, and I transformed it! If I hadn’t done half the stuff I did, you wouldn’t even be employed her, if this federation would actually exist?
Crystal: Wow…can you say “ego”? Man, I thought Taylor and Yuku were bad but I have to put up with this crap from the washed up has-been whose been resurrected to earn a few dollars off and then you’ll be chewed up and spitted out back to the gutter. Honey, please spare me the life story. I wouldn’t degrade myself by standing in a low-grade locker room for five minutes if I didn’t have a reason to meet with you.
Lightning: Oh, go on them Miss Priss, hit me with the big one that’s going to make me realize how stupid I’ve been acting and how I’ll apologize once I realize that everything I’ve said will totally jeopardize our upcoming agreement!
Crystal: Well, it’s not really a verbal agreement. You see, not only do I have a master in alcoholism, I happen to have a PHD in deceiving, you see Mrs. Wrestling, I happened to have made my entrance and distracted you long enough for this to happen. Sweet dreams princess.
[From behind comes Taylor with a shot to the back of the head which sends Lightning falling to the floor, Crystal and Taylor then begin to pound away with boots and kicks at the laid out Lightning. Crystal bends down and begins to knee her while Taylor reveals something she was carrying in a bag; a taser pops out as Lightning gets a look of shock taking over her face.]
[Taylor tests the weapon on her finger and flinches from the pain, she then turns up the voltage to the highest again smiling to herself. The Angel of Evil then thrusts the taser into Lightning sending a shock through her body as she violently begins to shake; Crystal grabs the taser and smashes it over Lightning’s head. The two women retrieve from their attack positions leaving Lightning spread eagled and jolting on her locker room floor.]
Renegade: Did you see that? Call the police! Lightning was just assaulted, man, is she okay? Where’s the paramedics!
JLT: Lightning getting a nasty looking electric show there by Taylor, I guess revenge is sweet when you’re the Angel of Evil huh Renegade? Oh that’s right. You’re worried about Lightning’s welfare, or was it you just wanted to look like you cared to get into her pants?
Renegade: Who are you? How did you know that? Mommy…
Decorated Champion Match
against The Lee Sisters. Though she lost the match, she apparently remained
in high spirits when meeting the other divas backstage, as she gloated over
her numerous title victories to the rest of the roster.
JLT: As you can imagine, the very large title ego of Yuku was sure to run
into the very large title ego of Taylor, another accomplished diva. So
tonight, we see who really should be gloating about their title victories
around the locker room when Yuku Shiro takes on Taylor.
Renegade: Kind of makes you realize the original purpose of duct tape right?
[Fighter" by Christina Aguilera Blasts on the PA system as Yuku walks down
wearing purple latex vest, matching purple latex pants with the imprints on
a golden dragon on the right leg, and the imprint of a tiger on the left
leg. Her outfit is finished off with thigh high shiny purple dominatrix
boots with little spikes around them.]
John Roe: The following match is a "Decorated Champion" contest, and it is
scheduled for ONE FALL.... making her way to the ring, from Tokyo, Japan....
YUKU SHIRO!!!
[Yuku gets on the ring apron and poses, but her music is cut abruptly short
as the lights in the arena fade out to black, and after a few long seconds
that seem like an eternity there is a huge explosion of pyro on the stage as
"Angel of Death" by Slayer fills the arena. Fire, and lights shooting off
into every direction, two walls of fire on each side of the stage light up.]
Renegade: Wow! Talk about egotistical! Taylor had her entrance completely
cut off before Yuku got her complete amount of fan attention; I bet she
takes forever to get to the ring too!
[Taylor walks behind one of the walls and onto the stage, the fire now the
only source of light in the arena. The DareDevil Diva is wearing baggy black
jeans along with a tight "Taylor ~ Queen of eXtreme" Baby T, with her
signature, floor length black leather coat. Her long dark red hair falls
freely over her shoulders and back as she stands between the two walls of
fire. She looks straight down for a second before her eyes slowly move
upward towards the ring her head slowly moves upward. Taylor then takes off
toward the ring as another explosion of pyro overwhelms the stage.]
John Roe: And her opponent, from Brooklyn New York, weighing in at...
[Suddenly Yuku snatches the microphone from John Roe, and starts to talk as
Taylor's music plays and Taylor looks up abruptly at Yuku.]
Yuku Shiro: Cut her music! Play mine again! I wasn't done damn it!
[After a few seconds, Taylor's music is cut and Yuku's starts playing!
Taylor gets pissed off and slides into the ring and gets right in the face
of Yuku before snatching the microphone.]
Taylor: Cut this hoe’s music. Excuse me; just who the hell do you think you
are? We all know damn well that your entrance getting cut off saves us the
time and embarrassment of seeing your flabby ass all over the TV.
[The crowd begins to cheer as Yuku snatches the microphone from Taylor.]
Yuku Shiro: First of all, my "flabby ass" hasn't been kicked by Lightning's and
Mya's so many times that its been bruised to black and I have to wear those
ugly ass pants. You want to know who I am? I'll tell you who I am! I was the
WC....
[Taylor snatches the microphone from Yuku again!]
Taylor: No one gives a damn about some poor ass little federation in hick
country in which winning a championship meant sitting on some pyro wannabe
for three seconds. You see, unlike you, I've faced people who are almost
have the title of being called "worthy competitors" by me. Seeing as I am a
former OTB Inter...
[Yuku once again snatches the microphone from Taylor as the crowd begins
shouting "Ohhh" at the insults between the two divas.]
Yuku Shiro: See here miss "Thang", I'd like to bring up I held a World
Championship in a male division for a few months. Unlike yourself, I used my
wrestling skills to get a belt of that greatness, that no woman has ever in
the....
[Taylor nearly shoves the mic into the face of Yuku as she yet again steals
the microphone.]
JLT: I guess the ego is so thick in there, there's no more room left
for another microphone.
Taylor: I read about this little "World Reign" that you had... you had one
title defense after all those months... and that just coincidentally was the
day you lost your precious world title. See, I defended MY world title
when...
[Yuku nails Taylor in the face with a right hand as the bell rings and the
match begins.]
Renegade: Wait... they aren't so full of themselves that they possess
wrestling skills?!?
JLT: Would you shut up!?! Just because you are jealous you can't boast about
your title history forever doesn't mean you have to get angry when people
with talent show it off a little.
Renegade: I am sensing tension... did you have your Midol? And I DO boast
about my title history. My first title, when I was just starting was in the
CXW....
JLT: Okay, your right, shut up.
[As Taylor stumbles back from the blow, the "konk" of the microphone on the
mat sounds throughout the arena and Yuku whips a dazed Taylor into the ropes
across the ring. As Taylor returns, Yuku immediately smashes The Angel Of
Death with a spinebuster than gets the crowd into the match from the impact
Taylor's back made on the mat. Yuku gets up and starts screaming in Taylor's
face. Taylor then grabs Yuku's arm, and Taylor launches Yuku head first into
the corner. Yuku flips onto her back and gets up, as Taylor gets to her
feet. She quickly counters an advancing Yuku with a drop toe hold. As Yuku's
face bounces off the mat, Taylor is quick to the back of Yuku, and pulls
Yuku's hair to get her to her feet.
Taylor then FLINGS Yuku onto her back in a huge whiplash that leaves the
Iron Asian Beauty hurting. Taylor then slowly pulls Yuku to her feet,
obviously wishing to hurt her more. She lifts Yuku into a gory special! As
Taylor signals to end the move with a neck breaker, Yuku suddenly breaks
Taylor's hold and flips downwards into a sunset flip pin!]
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[Taylor crushes her legs together, knocking Yuku's head and breaking the
pin. Taylor & Yuku get to their feet simultaneously and as Taylor goes for a
left, Yuku catches the punch and turns Taylor so that her back is facing the
Iron Asian Beauty. She then grabs Taylor and forces her backwards to the
mat, hitting a reverse X-factor. Yuku once again covers.]
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[Taylor kicks out, as Yuku gets frustrated and tries to clear her mind as to
what to do next with the rising Taylor.]
Renegade: I swear, the egos in the ring are thrusting everyone's shoulders
from the mat. The ref should call interference!
[AS Taylor stands, Yuku charges at her with a clothesline, which Taylor ducks
and grabs in a reverse DDT headlock! Taylor however backs up to the ropes as
she attempts her 'Midnight Crisis' move! Taylor lands on her feet though...
as Yuku now has Taylor in the reverse DDT... which she changes into a dragon
sleeper hold!!! Yuku then follows in the steps Taylor just did and nails her
'Dragon Stunner'!!! Yuku once again covers!]
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[Taylor kicks out again! Yuku starts getting frustrated as Taylor lays dazed
on the mat. Yuku then signals for the end, as she climbs to the turnbuckle
and awaits Taylor to rise.]
JLT: I think she is about to go for her Northern Lights Smash finisher!!!
[Taylor sees Yuku on the top rope, and runs towards the ropes hitting a
handspring on the bottom rope, and wrapping her legs around Yuku's head, and
tosses Yuku back into the ring with her Prima Donna Eradicator!! Yuku hasn't
had enough however, and gets to her feet a few moments later, only to be
taken right back down by Taylor with 'The Brooklyn Breakdown' Superkick!!!
Taylor covers.]
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[Yuku kicks out! Taylor is really shocked at the resilience of Yuku, as she
stares. Taylor then gets a pissed look on her face, and lifts Yuku to her
feet. She kicks Yuku in the gut, and signals for 'the eXtreme Measures!']
Renegade: It's all over now!
[Taylor lifts Yuku in the piledriver position, but Yuku reverses and flips
onto Taylor's shoulders! Taylor then tries a powerbomb, but Yuku leaps off
of Taylor's shoulders, and with Taylor now bent over in front of her, she
lifts Taylor for a powerbomb! Taylor however hooks her legs behind Yuku's
arms, and hits Yuku's back with a right hand, causing Yuku to drop to hands
and knees! Taylor's feet on her mat, and Yuku in perfect position, Taylor
lifts Yuku back up into the piledriver with Yuku's arms behind her legs! She
misses her ‘Extreme Measures’ move and Yuku Shiro counters into a kick to the face.]
[This sends Taylor bouncing into the ropes and Yuku rushes to the top one, she bounces and flips off as Taylor rushes at Shiro, this is perfect timing to land her flipping neckbreaker move onto the Angel of Evil, otherwise known to fans as “Northern Light Smash”. Yuku covers.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner... YUKU SHIRO!!!
[Yuku Shiro gets up from the mat, as Taylor rolls out of the ring to the outside. Yuku Shiro requests a microphone, and steadies herself on the ropes while Taylor gets to standing position waiting for Yuku to say something.]
Yuku Shiro: I’m the one of this sport’s most accomplished competitors, I come from a whole family of wrestlers who are multi-champions! This is why I’m setting a challenge for everyone of those wannabes in the back, it will be a 12 women tournament and any body who’s anybody can enter in the hopes of winning the Shiro Cup, that is, if you think you can handle it?
[Yuku Shiro throws the microphone to the floor and starts yelling at Taylor, who nods at her and walks up the ramp, Yuku poses on the turnbuckle absorbing the lime light before she finally makes her way up to the curtain.]
Renegade: A what? A tournament for…the Shiro cup? I want to know more this one, for sure!
[Backstage Valeria Sanchez is in the parking lot, she walks through two large trucks and in her hands lie two bags which make us get the impression that she’s on her way home. Tires screeching are heard which makes the Latin Fire look up when from behind comes a man with a balaclava who grabs Valeria by the neck and covers her mouth. He forces her forward when another man opens the trunk of this previously screeching car, Valeria is thrown into it and they slam it shut on the Rockford State Champion. The two men make a hasty rush to their car doors and burn some tires after accelerating at high speed into the horizon of the England’s capital.]
[We then cut to Holly Wentz rushing out of her locker room despite Kristin Wallace telling her to get back, Miss Rhiannon raises her eyebrows at Kristin and shakes her head. Kristin points to Rhiannon’s tag team belt and tells her to shut up. Miss Rhiannon and Kristin Wallace are then filmed on their way to the ring, and we cut to Zelien who is also on her way down one of the corridors.]
JLT: Call the police! Please! Valeria Sanchez was just kidnapped!
Renegade: Oh come on! It’s probably one of her sex games, you know how much of a turn those can be!
JLT: Are you actually serious?!
Standard Match
[The lights dim, a red light shines into the ring and the start of "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence is heard throughout the arena.]
-Perfect by nature
[Miss Rhiannon appears at the top of the stage her long blonde hair pulled back into a tight pony tail, her assets tightly protected by her black shiny leather sleeveless top with matching shiny leather pants and wrestling boots. Kristin appears behind her as the duo march down the ramp without touching a single outstreched hand much to the dismay of the fans.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring being accompanied by Kristin Wallace... representing The Bod Squad... MISS RHIANNON!!!
[Miss Rhiannon & Kristin walk up the ring stairs, Miss Rhi raises an eyebrow at the crowd before entering the ring via the bottom rope. As the duo wait in the ring, Kristin hypes up the crowd, pointing at Miss Rhiannon who waves her hands in the air.The stage falls to darkness as a slow volume advancing sounds plays across the stage. In the darkness Zelien poses herself in the center, and stands still. The music hits a cord of power, and flames shoot up in unison. As you realise you are hearing "The Leaving Song Pt. II" by AFI She holds her serious face, and begins to walk down the long stage. The flames at either side of her soar high, and the music continues to pulse louder. The shadow-ridden stage is then flooded with a blood red hue, and the screens on either side of her flash the words Zelien and Shadow Goddess. Coming to the center of her walk Zelien, the Shadow Goddess, stretches her right hand in front of her, and slowly turns her hand to leave her palm exposed. At this instance she throws her other hand into the air, and all the lights die. A few seconds go by, and the lights return. The Goddess is atop a chair of men who have surrounded her on stage. They carry her to the ring.]
John Roe: And her opponant, making her way to the ring from Berlin, Germany.... ZELIEN!!!
[The crowd errupts in boos at the hearing of Zelien's home country as she steps onto the spron from the shoulders of the men. Zelien enters the ring and Miss Rhiannon quickly kicks the Shadow Goddess in the gut which makes the anti-german crowd yell in approval. Kristin gets out of the ring and Miss Rhi gives Zelien an arm drag to the mat. Zelien rolls to her feet and as Rhiannon lunges to Zelien, Zelien springs into the air with a spinning heel kick! As Rhi falls to the mat, Zelien quickly hits a standing moonsault that leaves the English crowd in a chorus of boos.]
Renegade: How high are the odds stacked against Zelien!? Miss Rhiannon is tough enough as it is, but she has Kristin outside the ring... and then an arena full of German hating Englishmen!
JLT: It's the german nightmare... english nationalism!
[As both women get to their feet, Zelien goes to clothline Miss Rhiannon who ducks out of the way. As Zelien turns back, Miss Rhiannon unleashed a dead kick right to Zelien's crotch! Zelien bends over, but a look of bewilderment comes over her face as why Miss Rhiannon just hit her "Kick Ya In The Nuts" move. Miss Rhi quickly takes advantage of the the bent over Zelien and grabs the hair of the Shadow Goddess. She flings Zelien across the ring by her hair as the crowd yells in approval. Miss Rhiannon then grabs Zelien's legs as Kristin begins barking out orders. MIss Rhiannon then puts Zelien in her signiture sharp shooter.]
Renegade: She just made Zelien, Miss Rhiannon's Bitch!!!
[Zelien seems to be near tapping out, but she is very close to the ropes. Just as she grabs the ropes, Kristin slaps Zelien in the face!! The referee didn't catch the move, but Zelien keeps her hand on the ropes, causing the referee to break the hold. Miss Rhi stands triumphant, as does Kristin who parades around the ring, high fiving the front row. Zelien gets to her feet and Miss Rhiannon signals for the Sexy Senoirita Kick! Miss Rhi launches her feet at Zelien, who performs the Matrix and dodges the kick!!!]
[Zelien then springs back up, and kicks Miss Rhi, but Rhiannon catches Zelien's foot. Zelien then hits an enziguri which makes the crowd go mental! Zelien quickly covers.]
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[Miss Rhiannon kicks out! The crowd cheers in approval, and Zelien gets to her feet. Kristin jumps on the apron, and Zelein goes to slap Kristin to repay her for earlier. As she swings, Kristin grabs Zelein's head and drops down the floor, choking Zelien on the 3rd rope, and with the slingshot of the ropes going back up, Zelien stumbles backwards, right into Miss Rhiannon's Sexy Senoirita kick!!! Rather than covering, Miss Rhi heads to the top rope! The camera flashes galore go off as Miss Rhi poses a little bit longer for the crowd. This turns to be fatal, as Zelien jumps to her feet and as Miss Rhiannon leaps off for her Digital Dreams moonsault, Zelien ducks under Miss Rhi, and nails an X-factor!!!]
JLT:HOLY CRAP!!!!
Renegade: Ouch...
[ The crowd is in awe as Miss Rhi lays dazed on the mat. Zelien covers Miss Rhi, put Kristin pulls her out of the ring! A chase ensues as Zelein runs after Kristin. Kristin slides into the ring, but she trips! Zelien grabs Kristin, but the referee seperates the duo. Kristin sees Miss Rhi stirring, and decides to prolong the distraction by argueing with Zelien as the ref tries to seperate the duo. Rhiannon finally gets to her feet and readies Zelien for The Girly Poof!! Kristin realises her time is up and she immediately drops the arguement and slide sout of the ring. Zelien turns and Rhiannon immediately throws Zelien's shoulder & arm behind her head.]
[ As Rhiannon lifts Zelien, Zelien stays footed, and then spins out of Rhiannon's grip, holding onto Rhi's hand! Zelien then quickly runs to the corner with Rhi's hand and hits Arcana's Wrath!!! She covers, well inside the ring from Kristin's grasp, who thinks Rhiannon just finished off Zelien.]
JLT: Hahahahaha....
Renegade: NO!
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John Roe: Here is your winner... ZELIEN!!!!
[Kristin's smile turns to horror as she turns from the crowd to the ring and sees Zelien rising from the body of Miss Rhi. The English crowd boos enormously as Zelien quickly exits from the ring and Kristin tends to Miss Rhi, as she wonders how her perfect set-up failed, and the theme of "The Leaving Song Pt. II" was the ending theme of the match.]
Stripped Contendership
Renegade: We're going all out for the United Kingdom when we've got a Spice Girl Showdown, coming right at you next and if that wasn't enough it's for the contendership of the Stripped Championship with the winner facing Lorisa Stiletto at Silencio Mortal.
["Spice Up Your Life" by the Spice Girls hits the PA system and out walks Bianca. She is kitted out in a leopard skin cat suit with platform shoes with 'Bianca' on the side, her hair is in true Mel B fashion and looks like a sprawled fan of curls as the fans cheer and laugh at her. She stands to a side before continuing to sashay to the ring. ]
John Roe: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Spice Girl Showdown for the number one contendership of the Stripped Championship; introducing the first candidate; from Oakland, California; at a weight of 150lbs; she is Scary Spice...BIANCA!!!
[Bianca's shoes make a loud clunking sound on the steel steps and she bends over and her curves wobble under the tight material, she waves to the fans and begins to the do the 'Girl Power' signs to the sold out Wembley Arena.]
[The song is interrupted by another Spice Girl's hit in the form of "Wannabe" while Ginger Spice walks out and gets a humungous cheer for her Union Jack mini-dress, and the fact her boobs are practically falling out of it. She walks to and does the Girl Power sign and turns it around as some fans 'ooh' at this form of action. She climbs onto the apron and Bianca raises her eyebrows at her dress.]
John Roe: The opponent; from Essex, England! At a weight of 140lbs, she is Ginger Spice...VICKSEN!!!
[Vicksen climbs into the ring and leaps towards Bianca but the platforms play off as she boots Vicksen in the gut and then suplexes her making her dress ride up to reveal her black panties, before Bianca plants her into the canvas. Bianca then starts dancing as Vicksen looks up at Bianca!]
Renegade: She's moonwalking the foxtrot!!! Bianca's gotten alot taller too...
[Vicksen decides she's had enough and clothlines Bianca down. Vicksen then starts to strut her stuff, but not before Bianca trips Vicksen and Vicksen's dress flies up to her mid drift, showing the entire arena her lacey black panties and her bare ass, which makes the men in the crowd give Vicksen a great "welcome home to england" roar. Bianca then spanks Vicksen!!! Vicksen gets to her feet, blushing from the fact that half the entire arena has just seen her bottom, which gives Bianca the opportunity to lay her gigantic platform boots into Vicksen's gut, before choking Vicksen with them in the corner.]
[Vicksen gasps, before Bianca takes a few steps back, and then nails the Bianic Superkick!!! The blow from the platform boots sends Vicksen flying over the top rope, but it appears Bianca's choice of shoe was back as it seems she's twisted her ankle. She limps a little on her left leg, and tries to shake it off, but it works to no avail as the expression of pain is still on her face. Bianca undoes her boots, and as she steps five inches down, she massages her feet, and decides to continue the match barefoot. Vicksen appears on the turnbuckle, and as Bianca turns towards Vicksen, Vicksen launches off with her Vicksile Missle Dropkick!!! She covers the downed Bianca.]
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[Bianca thrusts her shoulders from the mat, and Vicksen adjusts her shirt to prevent her clevage from falling too far out. Vicksen sees Bianca's deadly platforms off and starts stepping on Bianca's feet! Bianca rolls out of the ring, grabbing her toes in pain as she rests her foot on the apron, allowing Vicksen to run across the ring and go for a baseball slide! Bianca moves out of the way at the last second, and as Vicksen stands, Bianca' grabs Vicksen from behind and nails the Dyme Drop!!! Vicksen grabs her neck after the impact from the high angled back suplex as Bianca gets in the ring, thinking of ways to heal her feet. Still limping on her left foot, Bianca stands in the corner as Vicksen climbs to her feet.]
[Bianca gives a "fuck it" type signal for her feet as Vicksen rolls in on her back. Bianca leaps high into the air and delivers an elbow right to Vicksen's back, who lets out a slight scream from the impact. This doesn't keep Vicksen down long as the two get to their feet at the same time, for Bianca to only grab Vicksen and nail a snap suplex! Vicksen's feet however inadvertantly nail the referee in the face and he lies on the mat face down. Bianca then sees this as an opportunity and she climbs to the top rope! Suddenly without warning Lorisa Stiletto appears on the apron and runs up to Bianca with great quicklyness, and she nails a bulldog off the top rope on Bianca!!!!!]
Renegade: Where did Lorisa come from?!
JLT: What crap is this?! I think she's scared to lose against Bianca.
[Vicksen gets to her feet and Lorisa nails the Stiletto Superkick on Vicksen!]
Renegade: Maybe she's scared of VIcksen also?
[It's not until now that Lorisa notices the referee is layed out. She begins getting upset as she starts shaking the referee to get him up.]
JLT: What is she doing?
Renegade: Well, if the match ends in disqualification, there wouldn't be a contender at Silencio Mortal! You know she's going through a hard time with her husband, she doesn't need to be worrying about her title too!
[By this time, Bianca & Vicksen have gotten to their feet, and as Lorisa turns around, Vicksen & Bianca take out Lorisa with a ouble clothline!!! Vicksen & Bianca nod towards each other and Vicksen grabs Lorisa's pants, as Bianca grabs Lorisa's top and they start pulling!!! Lorisa is left Stripped to her bra & panties as the crowd cheers at the team work of the Spice Girls!!! Lorisa rolls out of the ring and runs up the ramp, her ass & boobs bouncing all the way as she screams from the embarrassment she just suffered.]
[Bianca poses on the turnbuckle, not realising the match wasn't called off due to the referee being knocked out. Vicksen grabs Bianca's platform boot and nails the back of Bianca's head with the heel!!! Bianca' stumbles backwards, which leaves Vicksen the opportunity to nail "The Roll of the Dice" spinning reverse DDT, and pinning Bianca as the referee comes too.]
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[As "Where is my mind' blares over the PA system and Vicksen has her hand raised in victory.]
John Roe: Here is your winner... VICKSEN!!!!
JLT: How cheap! A platform boot was Bianca's downfall... I thought they where getting along!?!
Renegade: Well, you know Vicksen hasn't held a title yet, and after her match with Lorisa last week, it appears that Vicksen is getting quite the psychological victory over Lorisa. I applaud Vicksen's efforts... Bravo!
JLT: You make me sick you know?
Renegade: Come on Jaime, tell me how you really feel. Don't hold anything back.
[The cameras cut backstage, where we see Lorisa, with a trenchcoat on, carrying her Stripped Championship belt, and her bag. As she runs, we see she is still in her Bra & Panties, with only the trenchcoat covering her! She is out of breath as she opens the trunk of a waiting taxi and tosses he stuff in the back, murmering to herself.]
Lorisa: Lose my clothes at the airport... Lose my clothes in the ring... make a mockery of me in a damn country I've never been to before... I'll show you all!!!
[Lorisa screams once more before jumping in the cab and taking off, not realising she left the trunk open. Lorisa then gets out of the cab and slams the trunk closed, just as Jolson walks upon the scene.]
Jolson: Lorisa? Hello... Lorisa...Where are you going?!
[Lorisa catches her breath, and speaks for a moment.]
Lorisa: I've had it! My husband leaves me! My clothes are lost on the plane! My wrestling outfit is down by the ring, you think I'm gonna wait for that shit? NO! I'm out of here. Good luck... your gonna need it.
Jolson: But...
[Without a word more, Lorisa flees into the cab and the cab takes off leaving a Jolson with a worried face as she looks on to the arena.]
Renegade: How can Lorisa just bail like that? Are we going to have to have a handicapped match!?
JLT: Well, Jolson's been giving the handicapped matches, it's about time she gets one. It's like Kaci's fate all over again... |