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Friday October 10th 2003
We then go straight into a flashback of last week's action which featured Valeria Sanchez picking up the victory on Cleopatra, the Bod Squad's plotting, Mya's ranting, Taylor's cheating and last but no least, the entire roster getting doused in custard and the expression of the divas at the end takes us into the arena's face.
The signature pyrotechnics open up the show as the fans cheer and Korn is once again heard, they rise to their feet squinting as the bright flashes and explosions of the stage are too much to bare with the naked eye, they begin shooting up with the fresh look of what we saw last week.
The pyros end and the camera begins to pan around the arena showing the multicoloured sea of cardboard and some contain the recently changed motto of the SGMG show: New Look. New Attitude. The loyal followers appreciate it's simplicity and show that by jumping up and down off their seats screaming like the atmosphere of a rock concert before we're shown to the announce team.
Renegade: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome once again to Shane Rockford's best broadcasted television show in history, Exile, and man have we got a great show for you tonight! Our main event features three of the biggest stars in this federation locking horns when Taylor battles Gemini in a handicap match. Taylor is trying to send a message to Mya that what she did at My Immortal, beating the duo, was just a fluke plus Kaci wants revenge for that assault also.
JLT: Speaking of Mya, she's taking on newcomer Vicksen in a warm-up match whom Mya requested from the administration, but is this really a wise move by Mya as we recently discovered that this Vicksen is managed by Shaneo which is a former GWF roster member and a person which Mya has some history with.
Renegade: I experienced that first hand but another match we're going to experience is The Bod Squad taking on the Mindless Illusions force field, as they prepare for their tag team title shot at Arachnophobia. Miss Rhiannon and Katrina have been plotting to eliminate Crystal for the past few weeks and Sunday is their chance so why not climb up the rankings tonight?
Jamie Lee Tyland: After the shocking end to last week's show but more importantly, the gauntlet, Lorisa Stiletto will try and earn revenge on Bianca after Lorisa was eliminated in record time in that main event but will she fall to the same fate this evening, I can't wait to find out.
Renegade: That's all coming up in the show but right now we've got the team of Alexandra and new Rockford State Champion Valeria Sanchez against the current Tag Team Champions Cleopatra and Crystal, Evil Majesty Inc. is right after this.
[We cut to the parking lot where a limousine is pulling up while the camera does the signature gold shot of scanning the side of the long black vehicle to determine it's length but more importantly, arrive at the door they'll be stepping out of. The door opens as the camera rises to a standing level as Mya's head pops out from the expensive car with the Unleashed Championship planted on her shoulder, she is black casual clothes as she walks forward allowing Gabriel to exit the limo, he slams the door shut.]
[Suddenly from the right of the screen enters Lei Yu accompanied by Mystika and Angel as the trio stand in front of Mya with an expectant look on her face as Lei Yu bows her head to the Anti-Heroin as both Angel and Mystika do the same as Mya nods as Gabriel looks on.]
Lei Yu: Master. We come with forgiveness. We understand we let you down last week in our post-gauntlet attack which you requested of us and with such a great prize too. Us being affiliated and be your lackeys for you are such a granted position and we failed. You're our goddess!
Mya: I am about as happy with you three as I am with the management around in this federation. Wrestling's not wrestling anymore and I want my wrestling straight and un-interfered, that's all I care about. Mindless Illusions at my side is what I need to stop those intruders getting in and ruining by whole effort so here's what we're going to do. I'm giving you a maximum of two chances to prove yourselves to me and if you fail, the deal's off and you'll have to answer to me. If you're successful I'll grant you the position as a Mya affiliate but right now I have a match to focus on so if you don't mind, I'm going inside to prepare.
Lei Yu: Oh thank you. We will not let you down and we will prove to you just why you selected us. We'll start tonight when we put down the Bod Squad once and for all, their rampages end tonight! Then I have a little plan on how to do that so you'll see a different, more dominant side to Mindless Illusions in the future.
[Mya rolls her head and stares at Lei Yu in a close touching of faces as Lei Yu looks away and Mya hints of a smile but doesn't quite as she enters the building with Gabriel not far behind. The camera cuts to Lei Yu who's closed in on my the shaking heads of Angel and Mystika who sneer at the Unleashed Champion as we cut to the arena for the first match of the evening.]
Renegade: Well, that was interesting. What are Mindless Illusions and Mya up to? It seems all a little too fishy this evening, at first I thought it was you JLT, but I'm beginning to think it's not. I'll guess, as always, all shall be revealed in the illusion of Exile; you see what I did there? Illusion of Exile...
JLT: Yes Renegade, I saw that and first of all, I do not smell. In fact, there is a stench of sex just coming right off you; do you not have showers where you're from? Anyway, to open the evening new divas Alexandra and Rockford State Champion, Valeria Sanchez are set to battle the current tag team champio-
Renegade: I hate, well, I don't hate to interrupt you but I've just got news from the back that this match is now "Bod Squad Free" being that the trio are barred from Ringside, surely they can't do that?
JLT: It's possible Renegade, and a wise move if you ask me. We need more of the wrestling in these federations, not beat downs, why does no one care about the wrestling?!
["Boom" by P.O.D. blares over the P.A. system, at the same time pyros shoot out and every time the song says "Boom" as Alexandra walks out in parallel with the Rockford State Champion, Valeria Sanchez, who's title is around her waist. The two walk to the ring not talking as John Roe introduces them to the capital's crowd.]
John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall; introducing first; at a combined weight of 246lbs…Alexandra and the Rockford State Champion...Valeria Sanchez!!!
[Valeria climbs into the ring meanwhile Alexandra takes the stairs, Sanchez raises her newly won title to two corners of the arena and Alexandra poses on the other two as the fans cheer for the fan favorites in this encounter. They begin to discuss tactics in the corner while Valeria checks her leather boots and nods along while they await their opponents.]
["Brackish" by Kittie blasts over the PA system and the fans begin to give a reaction of the hatred for the arrival of Evil Majesty. Alexandra and Valeria move closer to the entrance ramp as 30 seconds pass and there is no sign of the Tag Champions, but they've chosen Route B and have come from the crowd to attack their opponents from behind. Cleopatra and Crystal dropkick both their backs which send them bouncing into the ropes and Cleopatra locks in a reverse roll-up pin and tucks at the shorts of Sanchez.]
[The male fans cheer as a peak of Val's pink thong is exposed but the referee is confusing to count as no one has been named the legal man and the bell hasn't rung. Crystal shoves the referee in rage, but Alexandra comes to his rescue with a spear take down as the two beginning enrolling in a pummeling attack on one and other as Cleopatra still has Sanchez in a pin fall.]
[The referee calls for the bell and the match is underway, Cleopatra finally gets off her cover only to be escorted by the referee out of the ring and Valeria receives the same treatment. It has become apparent that the referee has selected Alex and Crystal to begin the match up. Crystal rolls backward from her straddled position on top of the rookie and flips her over her head in a monkey flip move as Alexandra lands into the canvas.]
Renegade: And Evil Majesty takes it to the rookie duo as the match just barely begins.
[Crystal pulls Alexandra up by her hair and tosses her into the ropes. As Alexandra runs back from the rebound, she flies into the air and takes Crystal down with an unexpected cross body! As Crystal gets to her feet, Alexandra readies for a clothline. As she charges at the Femme Fatale, Crystal ducks the move and kicks Alexandra in the gut. Crystal then flips in the air into an X-factor in Alexandra as she gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JLT: Crystal just hit the Femme Fatality, havn't seen that before.
Renegade *mutters* Yea, your head is too far up your own ass.
[Crystal drags Alexandra to her corner, and tags in Cleopatra who leaps onto the 3rd rope and flies down with a leg drop. Alexandra moves and Cleopatra grabs her bottom in pain. Alexandra then pushes Crystal off the apron! Alexandra then crawls quickly across the ring and tags in Valeria as the crowd roars with approval. Cleopatra is on her feet and Valeria takes her back down with a clothline. Crystal slides into the ring and runs past Valeria right to Alexandra dropkicks her off the apron!! Valeria readies an attack on Crystal as Cleopatra quickly hits a school boy from behind!!! She grabs Valeria's pants!]
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[Valeria narrowly escapes the predicament, and rises to her feet. Crystal is showed out of the ring by the referee, and Valeria lifts Cleopatra to her feet and nails a snap suplex. Valeria checks on Alexandra and then lifts Cleopatra up and throws her into the ropes. Cleopatra stumbles back into the ropes, and as Valeria goes for a blow to knock Cleopatra out of the ring, Cleo ducks the punch, and lifts Valeria onto her shoulders! It seems as if she about to go for a Death Valley driver, when Valeria flips off of Cleo's shoulders, and lands on her feet. She quickly, grabs Cleopatra and hits her Up In Smoke (Side Effect) move!!! She pins.]
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[Crystal lifts up Alexandra and tosses her into the ropes, and as she has Alexandra in the air from a flapjack, Cleopatra runs from the opposite direction and nails a missle dropkick right to Alexandra's chest from off the turnbuckle!!!]
Renegade: Her Majesty's Execution!!!
Jamie L. Tyland: Someone else here needs to be executed.
[Cleopatra covers Alexnadra.]
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[Cleopatra gets off her cover on Alexandra, having won the match she raises her arms in victory then she stands over Alexandra and makes references to her belt. Valeria comes in the ring, and Cleopatra stares down the Rockford Champion before slapping the Latin Fire. Cleopatra then snatches her Tag Team title away from the grasp of the referee and she and Crystal make their way up the ramp to the backstage area.]
John Roe:The winners of this match, Cleopatra and Crystal...Evil Majesty Inc!!!
[Alexandra is now standing with her heads on her hips in the middle of the ring as she shakes her head at the now disappeared Evil Majesties, Alexandra then extends her arm to the now sitting up Valeria which Sanchez accepts and is pulled to her feet as the fans begin to clap. Alexandra raises the arm of Valeria when suddenly Alexandra clotheslines down Valeria to the canvas as the fans give a mixed reaction. Alexandra begins to stomp on the chest of the champion before she snap suplexes her to the center of the ring and Alexandra signals.]
[Alexandra climbs to the top turnbuckle which is furthest from Valeria, she then leans backwards while crouching on the turnbuckle before launching herself up into the air and flipping to meet "The Alixir" which sends Memora straight into the body of Valeria as the fans cheer for this high spot.]
[Alexandra then picks up Sanchez's championship from ringside; she lays the championship onto the face of the champion with the gold touching her. Alexandra then stomps harshly on the back of the title which sends the championship into the face of Valeria, who jumps up from the move. Alexandra leaves the ring happy with her assault.]
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[The camera cuts backstage to where Josh Diaz is standing with a microphone and is pacing with the camera behind him before the camera quickly zooms in on Gemini, who are talking and both are carrying a bottle of water as Josh gets her attention by calling their name. They turn around and smirk as the duo begins to approach the broadcaster and the camera.]
[Jolson and Kaci reach Josh, as Jolson runs her hands up his shirt and looks over at Kaci who rolls her eyes. Josh shakes off his daze from the seduction of Jolson and becomes the mascot for professionalism by bringing his microphone to his mouth, but stops to think of a question. Obviously, the Perfection Pinnacle has little time to spare as she points at her wrist and Josh gets the idea.]
Josh Diaz: I'm standing here, backstage, with Jolson and Kaci otherwise known as Gemini who only returned about a month and three weeks ago to Divas Unleashed but they haven't had the impact they expected. Kaci, you've been bumped and bruised in your career but at My Immortal, Taylor cost you a match against Mya for the Unleashed Championship, are you glad you finally get revenge tonight?
Kaci: Who wouldn't be Josh? I mean not only have I successfully defeated the entire roster here, but I've also pinned Taylor only two weeks ago and if that doesn't show you that I can beat little miss hoot and toot then I don't know what will. Taylor is crazy. I mean who asks for a match against someone who beat her cleanly in the past and my very good tag partner? Crazy...
Josh Diaz: You make an interesting point, but what I'm dying to know is that after and tough show last week for both women, and quoting Mya that she only cares about wrestling, how do you feel that you were doused in gallons of custard?!
Kaci: I'll take this one too. It was heaven. I love custard and to see all the hot women covered in yellow goodness, I'm sure it made every red blooded males general gives the salute to the major. I mean, what's the harm in it? If the management want to drive Mya out of their federation, let them. It's not a problem; we'll just fill her shoes like I have done in the past.
Josh Diaz: Both of you are in action tonight but haven't been recently wrestling as a tag team since My Immortal, was that because of personal conflict between you two or you both feel you're better in singles competition, what?
Jolson: Oh Josh, you are funny. The reason that me and Kaci haven't been in action as a tag team as we want to build anticipation to our teaming, I mean, take Evil Majesty, they team up all the time and when they come out it's like "oh yeah…whatever" but with Gemini it's another story. People rise of their seats for us and you put our skills together and we're devastating, but this time we've chosen the smoother approach to Divas Unleashed, a more of an observers view.
Josh Diaz: An observer's view? Interesting...do you both feel a little unwanted by the management with both of you not having matches for Arachnophobia next Sunday and considering the rest of the card most likely does?
Jolson: Oh please, Joshua, did you not learn anything in your little college thing? We aren't unwanted! We're so needed by the company that they didn't want to risk us getting injured in a match, thus us not having one, but tonight we face Taylor and we're focusing on pinning her, one, two three and right now, Joshua, we have to go get ready for later tonight so your interview's over.
[Gemini begin to walk off as Josh Diaz turns to face the camera with a smile, and wipes his brow making a 'whoo' sound and laughing.]
Josh Diaz: Well thank you Gemini for those interesting words, my name's Josh by the way, just Josh. Back to you Renegade!
Renegade:Thanks Joshua. Now next up we have a potential feud in the making, last week in the gauntlet, pre-custard, Bianca eliminated Lorisa in record time which to me was shades of her debut but this wasn't too appreciated by Stiletto, who went straight to the management and demanded a re-match and here it is!
JLT:It'll be interesting to see Lorisa wrestle in a match which doesn't have any particular time limits or fears off other competitors coming in so you have to save your energy, so let's bring out the contestants!
Standard Match
[The lights are dimmed for a few seconds. "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina begins
to boom out the speakers. As the intro starts, Bianca walks out and sticks
out her tongue enchanting the audience with her tongue ring and then throws
up the West side signal with her right hand and with her left hand points to
the stage, were in a blink of an eye, silver pyros shoots it's way to the
stage. Bianca tosses her Stripped Championship over her shoulder and heads
to the ring as the crowd cheers her arrival.]
John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring, from Oakland, California... she is the Divas Unleashed STRIPPED Champion... BIANCA!!!
[Bianca gets to the ring and poses for the crowd. "Bring Me To Life" plays.
Lorisa Stiletto comes out dressed in a blue tank top and blue skin-tight
pants with black wrestling boots. She has her blond hair tied back in a pony
tail. Raises her arm to the crowd, paces a couple times on the stage and
sprints down to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope.]
John Roe: And her opponent, making her way to the ring from Victoria, British Columbia... LORISA STILETTO!!!
Renegade: Last week during the gauntlet match to determine the Unleashed Championship contender, Lorisa & Bianca started the bout. However, Bianca completely humiliated Lorisa as she defeated her within seconds of the opening of the match!
JLT: You know Lorisa will be looking for vengeance.
[Lorisa raises her arms to the crowd and Bianca attacks her from behind
knocking Lorisa out of the ring once again!!! The crowd is in an uproar
behind Bianca as Lorisa gives a look of pissed frustration towards Bianca.
Bianca parades around the ring in celebration over embarrassing Lorisa once
again, and as she goes back to the ropes to look at Lorisa, Lorisa hits
Bianca in the face with a chair she pulled from under the ring!!! Bianca
flys to the mat and Lorisa quickly slides into the ring and covers just as
the bell rings.]
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[Bianca kicks out!!!]
Renegade: Bianca luckily didn't get the blunt of the chair shot. She could have been the only woman to hold both the quickest to pin record and the quickest to GET pinned! I'd love to pin Bianca...
JLT: What have I told you about being a horn dog!
[Lorisa rises to her feet, obviously pissed at how she was embarrassed again.
She pulls Bianca to her feet and hits a snap suplex. Lorisa starts to get
some fans behind her, as she picks up Bianca again, and starts beating her
with punches into the corner. She then lifts Bianca over her shoulder and
sets her on the top rope. Lorisa climbs up the top rope herself and signals
for a Frankensteiner. Just as she leaps onto Bianca's shoulders, Bianca
leaps off with a powerbomb from the top rope!!!]
JLT: Oh my god!
Renegade: The match just started and we already had the match go back &
forth!
JLT: Do you think Lorisa will be able to recover after that?
[Bianca rolls on top of Lorisa for the pin.]
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[Lorisa kicks out!!!]
Renegade: What the hell?!?
[Bianca & Lorisa rest on the canvas, before both finally work to their feet.
Lorisa punches Bianca in the face, and sends her into the ropes. As Bianca
runs back, Lorisa quickly hits Bianca with a clothesline. Lorisa then runs to
the ropes as Bianca gets to her feet. Lorisa nails a huge neckbreaker as she
runs back and Bianca's body rests on the canvas. Lorisa continues her
relentless assault, and grabs Bianca's hair and begins shaking Bianca's head
back & forth, causing a headache. Still hands full of hair, Lorisa slowly
pulls Bianca to her feet. Just as Bianca's feet and level with the ground,
Bianca nails a jaw breaker!]
[Bianca quickly rises to her feet again and takes down Lorisa who has turned
the opposite direction to nurse her chin. Its clear Lorisa's face is in
pain from the two moves, as Bianca grabs Lorisa by the hair. Bianca gives
Lorisa a kick to the gut, and lifts her in a suplex position. As Lorisa
begins to rise in the air, Bianca twists her body abruptly and nails a
neckbreaker, leaving Lorisa flat on her back and writhing in pain as Bianca
is pleased with the destruction her "Bianic Revenge" move has done. Bianca
covers Lorisa.]
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[Lorisa thrusts her shoulder into the air, and Bianca is not shocked at the
kick out. Bianca catches her breath for a few seconds before lifting Lorisa
to her feet and whipping her into the ropes. As Lorisa runs back, Bianca
readies for a sidewalk slam. Suddenly Lorisa counters with a Hurricanrana
into a DDT!!! The crowd is shocked at the move!]
Renegade: That's what she calls the Stiletto DDT.
JLT: Does anyone know why it is called a DDT? How those three letters became
the name of the move?
Renegade: You know, you sure know how to take the fun out of announcing.
Then again, you could probably take the fun out of an orgy.
JLT: Excuse me! We are not here to promote women degradingly for the
laughter and entertainment of others.
Renegade: Where did you come from!?! LIWA?
[Lorisa is getting the crowd behind her as she awaits Bianca to get up so
she can hit another of her signature moves, the Stiletto Superkick. Just as
she goes for the move, Bianca ducks the kick, but Lorisa seemed to be
prepared for the reversal, as she hits a rollup on Bianca... but she
switches into a Boston crab! Bianca is stuck no where near the ropes for
nearly a minute, and it looks as if the Stripped Champion was ready to pass
out.]
Renegade: How much longer do you think she will last?!
JLT: There's a reason she has only gone a week in Divas Unleashed without a
belt Renny.
[Bianca lifts her arms all the way up and quickly rolls to her back and hits
the most unique of roll ups on Lorisa! Lorisa easily pushes Bianca off of
her, and the duo quickly gets to their feet. Lorisa charges at Bianca, who
immediately hits the Bianic Superkick! Both women fall to the ground, Lorisa
grabbing her face, and Bianca grabbing her back. After a few moments of both
not getting up, Lorisa seems the better off of the two, as she pulls Bianca
to her knees and signals for the 187!!!]
Renegade: Here it comes Jamie!
[Lorisa lifts Bianca to her shoulder, but Bianca slides off immediately and
nails her finishing flatliner!!!]
JLT: The Bianic Shutdown!!!
[Bianca covers.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner, BI-ANCA!!!!
Renegade: Go baby go!!!
JLT: You know that's the slogan of the NHRA. How rude! You're comparing us to
horses! My god Renegade, when will it end?!?!
Renegade: *murmurs under breath* When you take a Midol...
Tag Team Match
["Money, Power, Respect" by Lil' Kim blasts over the PA System as the Bod Squad walk out in matching attire accompained by Kristin, they walk to the ring as pyros go off on the stage.]
John Roe: The following tag team contest is sceduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Kristin Wallace, the team of Katrina & Miss Rhiannon.... THE BOD SQUAD!!!!
[The women enter the ring ready to battle again the lights go out and a growl comes out of nowhere. The arena is just a faint shade of blue and the music comes on and up from the rafters, Angel & Mystika slowly decend down like the original sting entrance at the same time. The ground is coated in fog and a white light is shineing on them and when they get into the ring they raise their hands and then brings them back down and blue flames come from the turnbuckles and the lights come back on ended "Mindfields" by Prodigy.]
[The Bod Squad are watching as the duo of Angel & Mystika unlatch from the cables and turn towards the Bod Squad trio. Suddenly Lei Yu nails Kristin from behind and knocks her to the mat!!! Angel & Mystika capitilize on the opportunity and leap onto Miss Rhiannon & Katrina as the match is now underway. Just as Lei Yu tosses Kristin from the ring, Katrina sends Lei Yu out right behind her! As Katrina turns around, Angel & Mystika clothline Katrina out of the ring! Miss Rhiannon then goes to double clothline Mindless Illusions. Mystika ducks the move, and Angel flies out of the ring. As Miss Rhiannon turns around, Mystika nails her patented Pontiac's Revenge.]
[As Miss Rhiannon goes down after the move, Mystika climbs to her feet and dropkicks Katrina from the apron who was preparing to enter the ring. As Mystika turns around, Miss Rhiannon quickly flap jacks Mystika as the referee tries to get some order in the ring. Miss Rhiannon quickly applies a headlock to Mystika as Katrina & Angel are lead to their corners.]
Renegade:This match started off crazy!
JLT: Finally the referee restored order.
Renegade: Give Felicity a break she....
JLT: WHAT RENEGADE? WHAT!?! Just because she's a woman she needs excuses?!? I think not.
Renegade: ...is new.
JLT: Don't want to hear your excuses...
[Mystika has worked her way to her feet, still in the headlock. Rhiannon starts wretching Mystika's neck, but Mystika finally pushes Rhiannon into the ropes and nails a dropkick on Rhiannon's return. Miss Rhiannon grabs her head, and Mystika reaches for the corner. Mystika tags in Angel, who imediately goes to work on Miss Rhiannon dropping 3 elbows in a row to her back. Angel continues the assault and lifts Rhiannon to her feet, before quickly planting her with a bodyslam. Miss Rhiannon's head lays at Angel's feet, and Miss Rhiannon quickly applies the Sweet Justice ankle lock on Angel!!!]
[Angel begins scrambling for the ropes, and Miss Rhiannon quickly pulls Angel back into the ring. Katrina claps at ringside as Angel begins to lose her will and starts showing her pain by screaming. Angel however gets to her one foot up, and goes for an enziguri! Miss Rhiannon ducks the move! Miss Rhiannon nails the Sexy Senorita Kick right to Angel's face! Miss Rhiannon gets to Katrina and tags in the Queen Of Pain.]
Renegade: Here we go!!!
[Katrina rushes into the ring and quickly takes down the rising Angel with a huge flipping neck breaker. Katrina quickly lifts Angel up, and begins taking fist to face before finally throwing her into the ropes and on Angel's rebound, hitting a vicious arm-drag. Mystika has had enough, and she charges into the ring behind Katrina and nails a huge bull dog!!! Miss Rhiannon joins in as well and as she lunges at Mystika, Mystika sends her flying with a somoan drop. Katrina is seen rising in the corner and Mystika quickly hits the Kiss Of Death!!! Katrina flies out of the ring from the move.]
Renegade: O no! Look out for that floor Katrina!!!
[Miss Rhiannon quickly distracts the referee as Kristin crawls onto the apron! She tempts Rhiannon to the ropes, and quickly grabs the back of Mystika's head and bashes it with force into the corner. Mystika stumbles backwards and Rhiannon quickly hits The Girly Poof on Mystika!!! Lei Yu then takes the chair from earlier and nails Kristin in the back!!! Mystika rolls out of the ring, just as Angel grabs Miss Rhiannon and begins to hit her with The Judgement Of The Darkness Flame!!!]
[As Angel's fists are flaring, Miss Rhiannon ducks one, and goes for The Girly Poof once again! Angel blocks the move, but suddenly Katrina appears in the ring and she grabs Angel in a 3/4 neckbreaker. As Katrina drops int oa stunner, Miss Rhiannon sweeps Angel's legs from under her as they nail The Beatiful Bodies finisher!!! Katrina quickly covers as Rhiannon baseball slide dropkicks Mystika outside the ring.]
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John Roe: Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners, Katrina & Miss Rhiannon... THE BOD SQUAD!!!
["The Watchtower" by Cult of Luna hits the PA system as Mya walks out from the certain to a bad reaction from the capital's crowd; she shrugs it off as she sashays to the ring with her Unleashed Championship in her left hand and minus the company of Gabriel. She stomps onto the apron as Rhiannon and Katrina climb to the outside of the ring and re-join Kristin to begin their make up the ramp backstage. Lei Yu gets into the ring as Angel and Mystika also get to their feet for the arrival of the Anti-Heroin.]
[Mya heads for John Roe who hands her a microphone as Mindless Illusions gather around in the centre of the ring as Mya looks at each of them. The fans begin to chant "Mya Sucks" but this doesn't affect the champion who has mastered the art of blocking out the crowd. Mya speaks.]
Mya: You have got to be kidding me? You promised me you'd defeat the Bod Squad and prove to me how worthy you were of my attention but you failed! You failed again! After everything I've done, last week I let you beat down Taylor, this week I give you the honour of fighting for me and this is how you repay me!? You make me sick! I promised you two chances and this is your last one right now! You need to learn, listen and watch! It's simply Highway Code!
[Mya steps away from Mindless Illusions, whose heads are bowed in shame from this humiliation in front of the audience and Mya takes deep breaths before she stands up confidently and re-approaches the trio. She brings the microphone to her lipstick bare mouth.]
Mya: I know what you two needs. Angel and Mystika? Those names mean nothing to the roster! They need to strike fear and coward ness but it means nothing! Nothing! You know what you can do off the three things I suggested? Watch and Learn! Right now!
Mya: I don't know how fair it is, that there are two talented superstars in the ring, and then suddenly out of the blue I'm forced into a match against two very untalented ones? I have a proposition for Blair Spikes. I suggest that at Arachnophobia, Mystika and Angel take on Kaci Russell in a handicap match, Kaci has been in numerous handicap matches and it's time she got one against her!
Mya: That will be your chance to prove to me that you are worthy of my attention, if at Arachnophobia, you too like the management will pay serious consequences, and if you win you will get the honour of my guidance. Now I mentioned about watching and learning so now you will get your chance when I defeat Vicksen next, park your asses by the ring and take note!
[Mya throws the microphone down to the mat as she points to a position where Lei Yu escorts her fellow gothic members out of the ring. Mya, already in her wrestling attire waits for the arrival of Vicksen as we head for a commercial break and we head to one by the camera zooming in on the Unleashed Champion.]
[The opening of "Where Is My Mind" bangs over the PA system at full blast as "Ooohhhhh...stop!" blares out, the crowd stop and the lights do dark. We hear that memorable riff from the great band themselves and as the chorus sets in, Vicksen makes her way out to a flurry of cheers from the audience. Pyros go off as the lights return, dot-on with the chorus. As she walks down the aisle with Shaneo behind her, she tapes the hands of the fans, as does Shaneo.]
John Roe:Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is sceduled for one fall. Making her Divas Unleashed debut, being accompanied to the ring by Shaneo... VICKSEN!!!
[Shaneo jumps over the rope as Vicksen does a monkey flip over the top rope and lands on her feet into the ring. They both climb a turnbuckle each and taunt to the crowd, who cheer, allowing Vicksen and Shaneo to absorb the crowd's prescence. They get off the turnbuckles, Shaneo goes to the outside of the ring and Vicksen gets ready to face Mya.]
JLT: So Kaci will be facing Mindless Illusions in a handicapped match at Arachnophobia?!
Renegade: I don't really know, we havn't heard from Blair or Tequila about this, it may change before the night is over. As for right now, we have a brand new diva in the ring Jamie!
JLT: Aw... it's like getting new porn.
Renegade: I can't believe your stealing my lines!! That is so low...
[Vicksen looks onto Shaneo as she seems a little nervous as she prepares to face Mya. She brushes it of as Mya gives condecending looks towards Vicksen. As Vicksen runs to Mya, Mya puts her hands out to Vicksen and grabs a hand full of hair in the crossing. Mya quickly tosses Vicksen by her hair into the corner, and immediately follows up with a body avalanche. Vicksen seems a little winded from the exchange.]
Renegade: Welcome to Divas Unleashed Vicksen!!!
[Mya pulls Vicksen from the corner, and Vicksen rolls on the mat, and quickly runs back to Mya and nails a clothline. Mya quickly gets back to her feet and the duo go through the elementary moves of shoulder blocks, running the ropes and jumping over bodies. Mya finally ends the moves as Vicksen leaps into mid air and she catches her in a spine buster. Mya turns to Gabriel who gives a thumbs down to Mya. She smiles and picks Vicksen up by her throat!]
[Mya holds Vicksen in the air and Vicksen suddenly kicks Mya in the gut. Vicksen sets Mya up for a suplex and begins to raise her into the air, but Mya slides off of Vicksen's back and hits a huge sevate kick to Vicksen's neck! As Vicksen flies forward, Mya bulldogs Vicksen's face fully to the mat. The crowd boos, as Vicksen grabs her face. Mya sees an applauding Gabriel, as Shaneo begins pounding the mat getting the crowd behind Vicksen. Mya looks around to see the crowd clapping and screams for them to "Shut Up!!!".]
[Vicksen gets to her feet, and using the crowd, she runs at Mya and grabs Mya in a tornado DDT and nails the move much to the applaus of the crowd!! Vicksen doesn't give up the momentum and starts beating Mya's face into the canvas. Vicksen then pulls Mya to her feet and gives her a sidewalk slam to the mat, and hooks the leg in a cover.]
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[Mya kicks out and Vicksen pulls her to her feet. She goes to put Mya in a suplex again, but Mya once again reverses! This time Mya goes back down to her feet, and as she raises Vicksen into the air, she drapes her over the 3rd rope! As Vicksen dangles, Mya quickly runs to the ropes, and springboards off with a moonsault, finishing her Sacrice move!!! The crowd is in an uproar from the luchadore style as Mya slides outside the ring and begins confering with Gabriel.]
JLT: What is she doing?!? How in the world has she been World Champion for so long and yet she doesn't pin after a move like that?!?! Vicksen will have her beat in no time.
[Gabriel nods as Shaneo checks on Vicksen. Mya slides into the ring and walks right into a small package!!! Mya immediately gets out before a count can go down, and pulls up Vicksen, pissed at her pin attempt. Vicksen immediately hits a jaw breaker as she rallies back into the match. Mya gets the upper hand and throws Vicksen into the ropes. As Vicksen runs back, she ducks away from Mya, and as Mya turns towards her, she nails a HUGE spinning heel kick which leaves Mya on the mat. Vicksen immediately goes to the top rope!!!]
Renegade: Go VickseN!
[Vicksen leaps off the turnbuckle with the Vicksault! Mya narrowly moves out of the way! Actually... it seems Vicksen's foot has hit Mya's arm and Mya grabs the arm in pain. Mya sits up and starts searching it up and down as it appears she is injured from the move. Vicksen begins to get to her feet, and Mya, using her "good" hand, grabs Vicksen's neck, and hits a russian leg sweep.]
[Mya thinks quickly, and she pulls Vicksen up, and sets her on the turnbuckle. Vicksen pushes Mya onto her back before Mya can even climb to the 2nd rope! Vicksen raises her arms to the crowd as Shaneo begins to rejoice as Vicksen awaits Mya to get up. Mya leaps up and kicks Vicksen right in the gut! Vicksen falls down right on the corner, straddling the steel and she is obviously uncomfortable. Mya then grabs Vicksen and nails a huge DDT that leaves Vicksen floored on the canvas!!!!]
Renegade: My god! Vicksen might be reduced to elementary school brain level after that!
[Mya drags Vicksen out to the ring center and covers.]
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John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen, here is your winner, MYA!
JLT: I great debut by Vicksen, I can't wait to see her in the future here in Divas Unleashed. She may have come up short tonight, but it's a rare occasion when someone tops Mya, so she has nothing to feel bad about. Go Vicksen!
[The camera falls backstage as we see Tequila scowling while she reads a pink letter which by the looks of it, is a silky material. Her eyes read the letter, before she shakes her head and throws it to the side bringing her hands up to her head, and runs them through her hair. A long red nail appears over her shoulder as a finger taps on Tequila's shoulder making her turn around to see a fellow blonde Taylor standing there. She smiles and looks Tequila up and down.]
Taylor: Just so you know, when I win my Unleashed Championship on Sunday, I'm using my newly acquired power in this company to have you removed from your staff position and if I see your actions tonight are anything to go by, spinning around in your chair? I'm going to replace you with someone who's much better at their job, I mean come on, you're a bitch. Everyone knows that...
Tequila: Taylor...please. If you think that mine and Blair's actions tonight is your basis for my removal, then you are sadly mistaken. You haven't even seen what we can do, as we've only got a small pizza slice of our power, which means we're limited and after Arachnophobia. We'll have the whole pizza to ourselves.
Taylor: Yeah, we'll see this evening won't we. I still hate you, and that'll never chance but I can make you quit, I'll make your life so hellish that you won't even be able to face coming into an arena without having a panic attack. After I go out there and defeat both Gemini, and Mya, then I'll finally reclaim my crown as Mrs. Wrestling.
[Taylor leaves as Tequila raises her eyebrows, she looks around before she bends over and retrieves the screwed up letter and walks off.]
Renegade: Is Taylor crazy? I mean, she just insulted the President's girlfriend? Is she trying to get fired?
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Handicapped Match
Renegade: Well, now we head into our main event, and what a night. As it finally winds down, I wonder what other surprises are going to happen at the end of the show?
JLT: I swear... if I end up in custard again, I will be pissed. Who did that anyway?
[The lights in the arena fade out to black, as they do for so many wrestlers entrances. After a few long seconds that seem like an eternity there is a huge explosion of pyro on the stage as "Angel of Death" by Slayer fills the arena. Fire, and lights shooting off into every direction, two walls of fire on each side of the stage light up. Taylor walks behind one of the walls and onto the stage, the fire now the only source of light in the arena. The DareDevil Diva is wearing baggy black jeans along with a tight "Taylor ~ Queen of eXtreme" Baby T, with her signature, floor length black leather coat. Her long dark red hair falls freely over her shoulders and back as she stands between the two walls of fire. She looks straight down for a second before her eyes slowly move upward towards the ring her head slowly moves upward. Taylor then takes off toward the ring as another explosion of pyro overwhelms the stage. After that the wall of fire is gone and blue and purple lasers and lights go off in the ring.]
John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is sceduled for ONE fall, and it is a handicapped match. Making her way to the ring.... TAYLOR!!!!!
[Taylor slides under the bottom rope. She sits up onto her knees and then quickly gets to her feet. She walks over to one side of the ring and throws her arms up into the air as there is a huge fan pop. She then does the same to the opposite side, as the lights have now come back on. "How Soon Is Now?" by Tatu plays over the PA system as a black pyro erupts sending both Jolson and Kaci up on a podium with a back to back pose, the podium lowers back into the stage as Gemini then head to the ring.]
John Roe: And her opponants, making their way to the ring, the team of Kaci Russell & Jolson.... GEMINI!!!
[Taylor awaits as both Gemini Twins slide into the ring and pose on the turnbuckles. Taylor takes advantage and clothlines Jolson over the toprope to the outside! Kaci sees the action and immediately jumps off the turnbuckle, and prepares to attack Taylor. As Taylor turns, Kaci pummels Taylor with a Lou These Press! As Kaci starts beating Taylor in the face, we see a replay of Jolson landing on the outside.]
JLT: Jolson landed right on her head when Taylor pushed her out of the ring! Her neck is all torqued... but she's standing in the corner, grabbing her neck.
Renegade: Yea.. that did look a little painful. But Taylor has to even the odds! It's two on one ya know?
[Kaci gets to her feet, and measures the rising Taylor. As Taylor gets to her feet, Kaci puts Taylor on her shoulders, in a Death Valley Driver position. Taylor begins to shake as she jumps off Kaci's shoulders, and she quickly kicks Kaci in the gut and quickly grabs Kaci's neck and hits a neckbreaker.]
JLT: There is absoulutely no love loss here as ever since Taylor cost Kaci the Unleashed Championship at My Immortal, both have been at each others throats... like they are now.
[Taylor starts choking Kaci with her hands as the referee tries to pull the Queen Of Extreme off of The Pinnacle. The crowd starts to get into the match, as Kaci rises to her feet and Taylor awaits her opponant's standing. Taylor quickly runs at Kaci and gives her a huge knee to the face. Kaci bounces back to her feet, and Taylor quickly hits an arm-drag. Kaci once again gets to her feet, but as Taylor charges towards Sinderella, Kaci nails a tilt-o-whirl slam! She covers Taylor.]
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[Taylor kicks out, and Kaci in the mean time checks on Jolson. Kaci signals for a tag, but Jolson denies. Jolson then points at the rising Taylor, but Kaci turns too late, and is knocked into Jolson who is now legal! Taylor grabs Kaci from behind and hits a back suplex. Taylor then signals for Jolson to enter the ring, and Jolson reluctantly get in. She walks cautiously into the ring. Taylor signals that she'll allow Jolson a free shot.]
[Jolson is reluctant, but then out of no where she nails the Blue Crush roundhouse kick!!! Taylor is shocked as Jolson's faking of injury causes the crowd to rise to their feet in unison!!!]
Renegade: She was faking! Haha...
[Jolson begins kicking the hell out of Taylor as Taylor scrambles across the ring on the canvas. Jolson finally gets Taylor in the corner and starts choking Taylor with her foot. Jolson then lifts Taylor up in the corner, and begins assaulting Taylor's sides with massive kicks. Taylor finally pushes Jolson away from her, and as she steps away from the corner, Jolson nails a drop toe hold! Taylor's face bounces off the mat, and Jolson steps infront of Taylor. As Kaci gets up in the corner, Jolson signals for her Venus Varder Jacknife powerbomb. She nails the move and covers for the pin.]
JLT: Jolson just kicked Taylor's ass!
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[Taylor kicks out! Jolson rises to her feet and can't beleive Taylor kicked out. Jolson pulls Taylor to her feet, and Taylor unhands Jolson from her hair. Taylor then starts beating Jolson into the corner. Taylor then whips Jolson across the ring, but Jolson reverses and Taylor flies into the corner! As Taylor stumbles backwards, Jolson runs and hits the Akiyama!(Acid Drop). She covers again.]
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[Taylor gets her feet on the ropes, and the referee breaks the count. Jolson becomes frustrated and tags in Kaci, who is ready to go. Kaci pulls Taylor to her feet and power slams her. Kaci walks over to the corner, and begins to climb as the crowd gets behind her. She points to Taylor and leaps off with a body splash!!! Taylor absorbs the move and is laid unconscious. Kaci looks at Jolson, and signals for the end. She tags in Jolson, and the dup pull Taylor to her feet.]
Renegade: Get out your astrology books and your horoscopes! Here comes the Signs Of The Zodiac!!!
JLT: Your so corny I swear.
[The duo throw Taylor into the ropes. As she runs back Taylor is launches into the air with a flapjack. Taylor however flips in the air and hits a molly-go-round type move on the flying Kaci!!! The crowd cheers at this innovative reversal as Jolson looks on in amazement. Taylor slowly gets to her feet, still in a daze as the crowd tries to die down. Jolson is ready behind Taylor. As Jolson kicks Taylor in the gut and goes for a DDT, Taylor hits a fisherman suplex!!!]
JLT: Where is she getting this from!?! She was getting her ass kicked two seconds ago! |