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Friday 12th September 2003
Renegade: Welcome everybody to yet another edition of Exile and as always I’m Renegade and what a show we have for you this evening folks, I can’t wait for it personally as so much has already happened it’s like I’m in the centre of an orgasm right now.
Dylan Silver: I’m Dylan Silver and I’ll be taking you throughout the evening, and I have to quote my perverted buddy “so much has already happened” and this should be one of the more explosive shows we’ve had in a while.
Renegade: We’ve got an awesome line up matches tonight, we also have Shane Rockford’s new piece of artillery in action when Indigo headlines the show against someone she hasn’t faced in her career thus far, Mya.
Dylan Silver: Two already well defined superstars going at it, it should be quite an encounter but I’m also looking forward to seeing a match made by Christian Moralez in attempt to disband the Bod Squad, a faction which stands in the way of his quest for power, when Kristin Wallace and Katrina take on the current Tag Team Champions, Evil Majesty Inc.
Renegade: I don’t know how that match is going to pan out but I can tell you when it’s the Bod Squad, you never know what is going to happen.
Dylan Silver: I was just wondering out of curiosity here Renny-baby, but who is that lovely woman positioned next to you this evening?
Renegade: Oh, didn’t I mention? I’m running an escort service now. ‘Renny’s Classy Ladies’, this happens to be one of the escorts herself, Lei Yu. Why do you like her? I saw you eyeing this fine piece of ass earlier.
Debutants Match
Renegade: To begin the evening’s action we have two new divas who are battling it out with the winner of the match being the woman who’s name appears on the newest contract for Divas Unleashed and I must say I saw these women in the locker room earlier and they are smoking!
Dylan Silver: I agree with you that both females are very beautiful but only one of them will make in into the prime time of this federation. I’m looking forward to this match as I don’t know what to expect from either diva.
Krysta Taylor: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and the winner receiving a Divas Unleashed contract; introducing first; hailing from Catania, Sicily; weighing in at 145lbs...GIA BARTUZZINNI!!!
Italian themed music plays over the sound system to the United Arena in Chicago as Gia makes her way out onto the stage dressed in an Italy patriotic bikini with matching boots as she begins to flip off the male fans who cheered for her appearance as the fans react to her now turning her the heel in this contest as she shoulders them off strutting down the ramp and sliding into the ring. She increases her heel status even more by getting in the face of Krysta in which the referee has to intervene as the former porn actress Krysta moves to the other side of the ring.
“Mindfields” by Prodigy as the lights go out and a growl comes out of nowhere the arena is just a faint shade of blue and the music comes on and up from the rafters she is slowly descending down like the original sting entrance at the same time the ground is coated in fog and a white light is shining on her.
Krysta Taylor: Her opponent; from Tokyo, Japan; weighing at 232lbs...ANGEL!!!
When she gets into the ring she raises her hands and then brings them back down and blue flames come from the turnbuckles and the lights come back on as the referee Eric Burns calls for the bell and Gia is quick of the mark with a shot to the back of the head of Angel.
Angel falls to the mat as Gia begins stomping on the lower back of her opponent and locks in an early match armbar hoping to gain a quick submission victory to win the contract. The athletic and Japanese style of Angel is displayed when she uses the turnbuckle to catapult herself over the top of Bartuzzinni executing a well placed arm drag as she hits the floor following up with a furry of punches as Angel then shakes the arm that was just locked in submission trying to reflow the circulation.
Angel grabs the right leg and arm of Gia before she propels her up into the air then catching her thrusting her into the mat with a shoulder slam type move to the Sicilian beauty. Angel runs against the ropes as Gia slowly gets to her knees, Angel bounces off but Gia is like an Olympic runner as she dashes off the mat nailing an extremely hard clothesline making Angel flip 180 degrees before slamming into the mat as Gia rest against the ropes.
Angel takes her time getting up using the ropes as Gia still gains her breath, the angelic one then rushes towards her opponent but is cut short with a Lou Thesz press grounding Angel once again but Gia has other options as she grabs the hair of Angel pulling her up before Gia heists her opponent up into the air with a press slam. Bartuzzinni displays her power by bench pressing Angel up and and down but she counters into a hurricanrana taking Gia down to the mat as Angel rushes to the top rope for some high risk action.
Gia is in the correct position as Angel flies from the top rope like an army jet twisting and turning before slamming hard down onto the body of Gia thus completing a sky twister press and Angel takes this landing as a pinning opportunity and takes it.
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Gia just kicks out before the three count as the fans boo this revelation as Angel argues with the referee Eric Burns about his ‘shady’ officiating. This gives Gia time to recuperate and get to her feet adjusting to a stance ready to attack her opponent, Angel turns as Gia launches off the mat speeding towards her executing a bicycle kick sending Angel down into the mat with Gia looking even more powerful.
Gia climbs up to the second rope measuring up Angel before she leaps off backwards driving both knees into the midsection of Bartuzzinni then slowly getting up and dropping another move while Angel was down which was the variation of a leg drop.
Gia then scoops up Angel into a standing suplex but the Japanese native begins kicking her legs as she then lands back on her feet shoving Bartuzzinni into the ropes and when she bounces back nailing a neckbreaker as Angel climbs to the top rope.
As Gia gets up Angel launches off with a kick to the face making Gia roll backwards and standing on her feet as Angel continues with a furry of punches and kicks sending her into the corner dashing behind her and sliding down her body so Angel’s legs are at the head of the Sicilian and Angel executes a reverse hurricarana nailing the ‘Judgement of the Darkness Flame’ and she rushes to a cover.
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Angel gets up in celebration raising her arm with the referee but looks around at the crowd not going over the top with her joy but rolls over the ring and heads up to the curtain not giving the arena a second glance giving off the essence to the cheering crowd she is a serious competitior.
Renegade: I hope Angel doesn’t come to our Christmas party, even though she’s a miserable little thing, I’m sure inside she’s ecstatic to be winning a Divas Unleashed contract, right Dylan?
Dylan Silver: What a match! It was what I expecting it to be, a contrast of styles and that’s exactly what I got. Too bad Gia didn’t make it but she does look as hot as hell but I’m so hyped about seeing Angel again.
Renegade: My god man, have some self respect. Nobody kisses that much ass!
The camera focuses on a pissed Kristin Wallace storming down the corridor with Katrina in tow following her trying to slow her down by grabbing her shoulder but it is flung off with a vicious elbow as the friends then continue a short distance down the corridor as Kristin then clutches Katrina’s fishnet top and drags her in through a door marked “Shane Rockford”.
Upon entry to this room they find Tequila sitting behind a desk with a giant television in front of her and she appears to be doing some paper work, she takes a double take when she sees Kristin slanted in front of her.
Tequila: Kristin, what a pleasant surprise!
Kristin Wallace: Listen up you whore, I want to see that asshole of a boyfriend you have, what was his name again?
Katrina: Shane?
Kristin: That’s it, Shane. I need to talk to him, its business, something a girl like you would have no clue about.
Tequila: Well Kristin I’m afraid you need to get your eyes checked because Shane isn’t here if you hadn’t noticed, he’s on a business trip in Canada but not to worry, I’m in charge this evening.
Kristin: I’m sorry but you’re in charge? If I recall, you have no power in this company at all. Ever since that son of a bitch Christian Moralez came in, I have lost all my credibility and I want it back! Now, I demand you change my match this evening or else I’-
Tequila: Or else what? You know Kristin; I’m getting pretty sick and tired of your behaviour. You and your little munchin over there keep running around doing whatever you want and you even put three of our top divas out of commission.
Katrina: I’m not a munchi-
Tequila: Did I tell you to speak? You want me to change your match Kristin?
Kristin: Yes, right now!
Tequila: Okay, I will. The match this evening is now for the Tag Team Championships oh and don’t think about to pulling that “I lay down for you” tactic as if I don’t see some wrestling I’m fining each person in that match $25, 000. That better honey? Go easy down those stairs now.
Kristin goes to slap Tequila but Katrina grabs her arm her eyes wide as Kristin lets out a scream of frustration before she storms out of the office with Katrina following as Tequila smiles to herself while turning on the large TV screen and tuning into the shot of the commentary team.
Dylan Silver: That match just got a whole lot hotter, I can’t believe it. If they don’t wrestle there’s a twenty-five thousand dollar fine?
Renegade: But that’s not all, it’s now for the Tag Team Championships?! Tequila’s definitely hotting up the show this evening and I don’t mean match wise, did you see how sexy she was with power?
Dylan Silver: Get into your head pervert, the moment has passed; it isn’t going to happen so shut up!
- My Immortal Advertising -
Standard Match
Renegade: Next up we have Dominatrix taking on Tara Lee, two divas who are trying to make an impact in Divas Unleashed but really need to get off the ground in order to do so.
Krysta Taylor: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…
The arena lights go out and several strobes dance on the stage. "Be Obscene" by Marilyn Manson hits the PA system as Dominatrix walks out on stage, dressed in her leather outfit, and whip in hand. She then hooks the whip to her belt loop and heads to the ring as the crowd boos her arrival.
Krysta Taylor: Introducing first making her way to the ring; hailing from Los Angeles, California; weighing in at 135lbs…DOMINATRIX!!!
Dominatrix struts along the apron before the camera gets a shot of her bending down to enter the ring as she gives an evil stare towards Krysta before she stands in the corner with her eyes fixed on the stage awaiting her opponent.
“Dirty Down" by Ross and Aguilera blasts over the arena as the fans rise to their feet for the one and only Tara Lee as she sashays out and bends over and when kitted in booty shorts, it’s quite a view. She blows kisses to the fans as she struts towards the squared circle.
Krysta Taylor: Her opponent currently making her way down the aisle; from Raleigh, North Carolina; weighing in at 125lbs; she is Pure Touch…MISS TARA LEE!!!
Tara Lee slides into the ring as Dominatrix pounces like a panther by kneeing her opponent in the back before she stomps on the back of Tara before picking her up by the hair and throwing her over the top rope to the floor below.
Dominatrix then poses to the fans as a display of power but Tara Lee isn’t going to quit without a fight as she rushes back into the ring taking Dominatrix down with a rugby tackle before straddling her opponent and slapping, with a mixture of clawing, at her face before Dominatrix rolls over Miss Lee as the two begin rolling around the ring reversing the slapping procedure.
Finally Tara Lee rolls Dominatrix through the ropes to the floor and heads to the ropes on the opposite site to get a good run up at her next move, as Dominatrix had just made it to her feet Tara Lee came belting over the top rope with a high crossface kick which acted as a clothesline. Both women plunge to the floor with a very loud thud but Tara skids up the ramp a little showing the speed she was going.
Dominatrix somehow manages to get to her feet just as the referee was counting to ‘8’, Dominatrix rolls in and out the ring bringing the count back to ‘1’ then heading straight to Tara. She approaches with a kick to the gut then a DDT onto the steal ramp.
Dominatrix picks up Tara by the hair and thrusts her into the ring before climbing on the apron herself. Dominatrix takes out her whip from the belt loop and begins rubbing her hands along it then holding it up to the fans and pointing at Tara Lee much to the crowd’s dislike.
Dominatrix enters the ring by hoping over the top rope the whip automatically coming up and slamming down onto the back of Tara Lee who was on all fours. Tara rives in pain then begins crawling around the ring trying to escape this attack but ends up getting more punishment.
Tara then hooks one of her opponent’s ankles forcing Dominatrix down into the canvas when she used her own two legs to execute a drop toe hold. Dominatrix this time is on all fours as Tara comes from behind with a small bulldog planting her leather clad opponent firmly into the floor as Dominatrix rolls over holding her face.
Tara doesn’t want to waste any time and doesn’t when she heads up to the top rope to execute a moonsault which connects to Dominatrix but it also took some out of Miss Lee, never the less, she lands into the first pin of the match.
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Dominatrix kicks out.
Tara Lee then grabs one of Dominatrix’s arm and one of her legs before she spins her around at a high speed making everyone in the arena get dizzy watching the duo before Tara Lee releases her hold sending Dominatrix flying into the corner harshly which snapped her in two as Tara falls backwards tipsy as well.
Tara is first up and grabs both of Dominatrix’s legs walking over her into a Boston Crab move as she bends back with Dom’s legs in tow increasing the threshold on her opponent hoping to gain a possible submission hold.
Tara Lee then maneuvers with her right shoulder, her hand still holding the leg, and manages to hook one of Dominatrix’s arms thus bending her like a bow making the pain even more excruciating. As Tara Lee manages to hook the other arm as both women hold each other up.
It takes Pure Touch one more yank to make the Dominator scream out in pain as she submits the pain by yelling ‘I give up’ repeatedly until Lee releases the hold and stands proud of her victory as she poses with the referee raising her hand.
Tara Lee climbs up onto the turnbuckle celebrating her victory when Renegade’s hooker suddenly jumps from ringside onto the apron with her blue fur coat now dangling. She grabs a bunch of Tara Lee’s blonde locks and yanks downwards on them making Tara guillotine against the ropes.
Lei Yu steps into the ring and executes a DDT onto the fallen mother of two, Lei Yu then lays in her knee high boots as the pointing edges jar into Tara’s skin. The escort then stands over Tara Lee before slapping her hard across the face.
Angel has emerged from no where and she slowly enters the ring before coming face to face with Lei Yu, suddenly a smirk emerges from the corner of your mouth as she and the hooker shake hands with each other.
Angel then heads over to where Krysta Taylor has brought her microphone as she snatches it before walking to the center of the ring next to Lei Yu putting her foot on the large chest of Miss Lee.
Angel: What you see before you is only a very tiny portion of the things to come in Divas Unleashed. You see I don’t think I made it clear upon my entry earlier this evening but I am the next big thing in this federation. I plan to dominate with the help of my new manager to my right who goes by the name of Lei Yu. I plan to extend my wrath throughout the company and shock it right to its core courtesy of Japan’s Best Athlete.
Angel then smashes the microphone over the head of the already downed Tara Lee before grabbing Lei Yu’s hand and leaving with each other backstage leaving the EMTs rushing down to check on Tara.
Dylan Silver: Ahem…
Renegade: Well, I didn’t know she was with Angel did I? I mean, come on, you try to get a god damn escort for an evening and look how it turns out? It’s fucked.
Dylan Silver: RENEGADE! I do apologize ladies and gentlemen for my colleague’s language and references during his last comment.
Renegade: Shut your ass up!
Dylan Silver: Renegade!!
-Don't Try This At Home Vignette-
We cut to Sean Edwards standing with a cross armed beady eyed Indigo with Jackman’s arm laid across her shoulder with his head casually rest also on the opposite shoulder. Sean looks a little intimidating but nods to the producer before he speaks.
Sean Edwards: I’m standing here with Indigo and Jackman backstage and we were just discussing the match later on this evening which features Mya taking on Indigo in singles actions. Indigo, what are your thoughts going into this match where a victory is so crucial?
Indigo: Crucial? You think this victory is crucial to me? Man, haven’t you seen me? I debuted her by attacking the federation’s biggest star and putting her out. I go on to tear apart the divas on this federation and I’ve only been here 6 weeks and what do I hold already? The Stripped Championship! Do describe this win I’m going to get this evening as crucial is an insult!
Sean Edwards: I’m sorry I do apologize. What are your thoughts going into this match?
Indigo: Sean, you’re one messed up shizzle. I mean, not only am the Stripped Champion but I am also the biggest and baddest on the roster, I’m going to tear Mya limb from limb and give that manic depressive bitch a beating she deserves with her moping around her like her dog died. That girl ain’t ever smiled? Well by the time I’m finished with her she won’t have any teeth to smile with even if she wanted to. I’m beating Mya this evening, you watch.
Sean Edwards: Now another question I wanted to ask regarding your championship, do you have any plans on defending it any time soon and who would be your chosen opponent?
Indigo: You get dumber by the second Edwards. Of course I’m going to defend my beloved Stripped Champion and it’s funny you should ask that question actually because it just so happens that I got back from my girl Tequila’s office and she’s sanctioned an open challenge next week for the number one contendership of this title.
Sean Edwards: Breaking news there ladies and gentlemen, next week, an open challenge for the number one contendership of the Stripped Championsh-
Indigo: Was I finished homeboy? No, I don’t think I was so why don’t you shut your ass up. The winner of the match next week will face me at My Immortal for my title in a ‘Booty Challenge’ contest. Now this ain’t nothing like Jaime and Kaci, oh no, no no. This time around the winner has to win by stripping there opponent down and spanking there bare ass with a paddle. Something my love over here thought up.
Sean Edwards: Thank you for your time Miss Indigo and Jackman; it has been a pleasure talking to you.
Indigo walks away as does Jackman slowly as Sean Edwards hands the microphone to the producer. Suddenly Jackman comes back enraged and clutches the throat of Sean Edwards shaking him from side to side with this death grip as the color from the reporters face fills up turning it red. Jackman boots the behind set of a cage making it fall slightly diagonal as he lifts Sean Edwards up and thrusts him and himself through the cage sending Sean and Jackman crashing to the floor as Indigo comes back into view.
Indigo: Now that’s what you get for interrupting me biatch! You ain’t know that!
Jackman gets up from the wreckage as Indigo takes his hand to lead him away as Jackman still has his enraged look in his eyes as the camera cuts to the shocked face of Dylan Silver and Renegade smiling and nodding his head as Dylan's wide mouths turns into 'Commercial, Commercial, Commercial'
-Commercial Break-
Standard Match
Dylan Silver: We have Bianca up against Mystika in singles action where the two should be aiming for a victory to improve their score in Divas
Unleashed.
Renegade: Bianca's my honey bunny!
Dylan Silver: Why can't you ever care about the wrestling
Renegade: Man, you are so gay tonight!
The lights are dimmed for a few seconds. "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina begins
to boom out the speakers. As the intro starts, Bianca walks out and sticks
out her tongue enchanting the audience with her tongue ring and then throws
up the West side signal with her right hand and with her left hand points to
the stage, were in a blink of an eye, sliver pyros shoots it's way to the
stage. Bianca then continues to the ring, Rockford State Championship
around her waist.
Krysta Taylor: The following contest is non-title match and is scheduled for
one fall. Ladies & Gentlemen, making her way to the ring, she is the
Rockford State Champion.... BIANCA!!!!
Renegade: Just look homo! She'd bring any flamer down to his knees. Wait a
minute... Hey Dylan, I got a problem, could you get under the table & fix it
for me? I swear I won't be loud.
Dylan Silver: I'm going to shoot you.
The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by
Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music
stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four..three...two.."
He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The
music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and
Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly
makes her way to the ring.
Krysta Taylor: And her opponant, making her way from Death Valley,
California.... MYSTIKA!!!!
Mystika slides into the ring as she exchanges evil glances with Bianca.
Mystika then poses on the turnbuckle as Bianca hands her championship to
referee Larry Spent. Mystika gets off the turnbuckle and both women face
each other. The bell sounds.
Dylan Silver: And we're off.
Renegade: I'm serious Dyldo. I got a stiffy from lookin at Bianca & Mystika.
Dylan Silver: That's it, I'm unplugging your microphone.
Mystika & Bianca are circling each other and get each other in a head lock.
Mystika pushes Bianca backwards, and Bianca hits the ropes. Bianca bounces
off the ropes and collides with Mystika, taking her down with a clothline.
Mystika quickly takes down Bianca with a drop toe hold and puts her in a
sleeper hold on the mat. Bianca rises to her feet, still in the sleeper
hold, and she snapmare's Mystika out from behind her. Bianca quickly runs
against the ropes and dropkicks Mystika in the face and covers her for the
pin.
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Mystika quickly kicks out and both women rise to their feet. Mystika out of
no where hits her patented Pontiac's Revenge(cartwheel into hurricanrana)!
The crowd cheers as Bianca rises just in time for Mystika to take her back
down with a running neck breaker. Bianca relentlessly gets to her feet, and
Mystika as already seen running against the ropes. Mystika leaps into the
air and Bianca catches her and nails a spinebuster! Which Mystika reverses
into a monkey flip! Bianca flies out of the ring under the ropes as Mystika
lays stunned on the canvas.
Dylan Silver: What a move!
Renegade: The force felt between their bodies must have been so....
Dylan Silver: It appears Renegade's headset is having some technical difficulty.
As the referee continues counting Bianca outside the ring, Mystika shakes
her head as she gets to her feet. She sees Bianca getting up on the outside,
and suddenly sprints across the other side of the ring. Just as Bianca gets
to her feet outside, Mystika flies over the ropes to the outside ontop of
Bianca with a suicide dive! The crowd goes crazy as the two women's bodies
fly across the black mats. Mystika quickly gets to her feet and grabs Bianca
by her hair. She walks Bianca over to the steel steps, but Bianca takes
Mystika's hands off her head, and kicks her in the gut. Bianca signals for a
suplex!
Dylan Silver: This might be dangerous!
Renegade: *faintly heard through Dylan's microphone* Pantsy.
As Bianca holds Mystika over her head, Mystika slides off Bianca's
shoulders, and stands behind Bianca! She then quickly nails a back suplex,
making Bianca's back nails the steel steps!!! Bianca yells in pain as the
crowd roars from the move.
Dylan Silver: Dear god!
Mystika grabs Bianca's body and tosses her into the ring and covers her.
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Dylan Silver: Mystika is about to go for her Kiss Of Death!
Mystika runs across the ring cartwheeling and just as she is about to hit
Bianca, she goes for a superkick! Bianca ducks! Mystika hangs her leg on the
top rope as she is now positioned in straddle on the rope. Bianca gets to
her feet and nails the Bianic Superkick! Mystika's head flies backwards, but
her body stays sitting on the 3rd rope. Bianca then grabs Mystika as if to
go for a suplex. Just as she lifts Mystika up a little, she reverses into a
swinging neckbreaker, completing her Bianic Revenge manuver. Mystika's head
bounces off the mat as she hits it and Bianca covers quickly.
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"The Baddest Bitch" by Trina hits the PA system as Bianca rolls off of
Mystika, dazed and bruised from her match as the crowd cheers.
Krysta Taylor: Here is your winner.... BIANCA!!!!
Dylan Silver: Bianca scores a victory this week and is it me or does this program sound better already?
-My Immortal Hype Vignette-
“Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson plays over the PA system as the fans in the arena rise to their feet for the arrival of Tequila as she struts out onto the stage now with brunette hair which makes the fans react differently as she poses on the stage before like she is waiting for someone.
“Hate me now" hits the PA system as the video for Indigo plays on the videotronics around the arena, Jackman slowly makes his way out from the curtain as the fans cheer for his arrival. He reaches next the point at which Tequila is standing before the duo walk to the ring and Jackman helps up his boss’ girlfriend onto the apron before climbing up himself.
Tequila grabs a microphone politely from Krysta Taylor before addressing the crowd as Jackman stands with his arms folded next to her, Tequila looking like a midget next to the giant.
Tequila: Ladies and Gentlemen, if you would be so kind as to give me your attention for the next few minutes I have an important announcement to make from my fabulous boyfriend Shane Rockford.
Tequila: Shane has requested me to announce that on September 28th 2003, My Immortal, there will be a triple threat match for the total ownership of Divas Unleashed. But this match will not actually be between the owners of Divas Unleashed themselves as Kristin Wallace would be at a disadvantage taking on two guys single handed.
The fans cheer and boo with a mixed reaction to the news
Tequila: Instead, each owner will have a representative which will fight for their chosen owner. Now the match will not only be for the total ownership of Divas Unleashed but the match will also take place in a Steel Cage.
Tequila: Now I would like to introduce you to Mr. Shane Rockford’s representative, the one and only…JACKMAN!!!
The fans cheer as the camera cuts to a wide-eyed Christian Moralez backstage who is screaming at Dominatrix who tries to calm him down. “Son of a Gun” replays as Jackman displays himself a little longer before he and Tequila leave.
Dylan Silver: Oh my god, I don’t believe my ears! A steel cage match for 100% ownership? This is, total murder suicide for whoever the other two administrators chose. Oh my god, I don’t believe it.
Renegade: Oh calm down you big sissy. I want to see this match, it sounds so awesome. My Immortal seems to be taking shape though with a bombshell like that, ratings are sure to go through the roof.
The camera cuts to Christian Moralez rushing towards his limousine with Dominatrix quickly following from behind as the two enter the black vehicle it speeds away into the horizon leaving a stone half-turned.
Tag Team Championship
Renegade: The following contest is one Tequila made even hotter earlier this evening by making it for the Tag Team championship and if they don’t wrestle they’ll be fined 25,000 dollars!
Dylan Silver: This match should be very int eresting with both of the teams being friends but it comes down to the saying “keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer” which could be a key factor in this evening’s match.
“Power, Money, Respect” by Lil’ Kim blasts over the PA system as Katrina and Kristin walk out in red and white attire which looks bare without Crystal’s signature blue attire, as Kristin has a pissed off expression as she bitches to Katrina as the two walk to the ring.
Krysta Taylor: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall for the Tag Team contest; introducing the challengers; weighing in at a combined weight of 155lbs; Katrina and Kristin Wallace…THE BOD SQUAD!!!
Katrina and Kristin enter the ring as Kristin walks straight over to the corner they have chosen near the announcers table as Kristin stands on the apron signaling that Katrina will start, giving off the impression that they are focused for their upcoming match.
“Brackish” by Kittie plays over the sound system as Crystal and Cleopatra strut out with their Tag Championships around their wastes, they twirls on the stage before high fiving each other and sashaying down to the ring giving of the impression that they are the confident ones in this match.
Krysta Taylor: Their opponents; at a combined weight of 340lbs; they are the Tag Team Champions; Cleopatra and Crystal…EVIL MAJESTY INC.!!!
When they reach the ring, Cleo and Crystal hand their belts to the referee and the match is underway. Evil Majesty discuss who is going to be the first in the ring as Katrina waits patiently and they decide that Cleopatra will begin.
Cleopatra slides into the ring as Katrina and herself circle each other but Cleopatra plays dirty when she roundhouse kicks the future Mrs Helms in the head by turning in the other direction as Cleopatra then pummels fists into the back of Katrina before dropping two elbows and springing up cockily walking back to the Evil Majesty corner as Katrina gets up shocked.
Katrina decides it’s too much of being Mrs. Nice Woman and charges at Cleopatra taking her down with a football tackle before scraping with her nails at the face of the Nile Queen before she then gets up walking back to her corner cockily.
That signals for the fight to properly begin as Katrina and Cleo then run at each other but Cleopatra ducks the Queen of Pain’s clothesline instead she herself clothesline the back of Katrina’s head sending her down to the canvas.
Katrina clutches her head and rolls onto her back as Cleopatra then puts her Gucci boots on the hair of Katrina and lifts upwards yanking on Kat’s arm before Cleopatra switches to drop an elbow onto the face of the Impact Princess.
Cleopatra runs to the ropes but Kristin plants a foot into the back into of Cleo but Cleo reacts by going after Kristin who dashes around the ring trying to flee from her attacker, they reach the corner of Evil Majesty where Crystal launches off with a spinning heel kick from the apron taking out Kristin for probably the rest of the match.
Katrina gets up and runs against the ropes and jumping out of the ring with a plancha to both members of Evil Majesty making each member of the match now on the outside of the ring as the referee begins his count.
The referee reaches ‘7’ before Katrina and Cleopatra roll each other into the ring as Kristin crawls back to her corner. Katrina stands over Cleopatra heisting her up into the air to execute a stalling suplex sending Cleopatra crashing to the floor once again.
Katrina then grabs Cleo by the hair this time and tosses her into the corner nailing a few well placed kicks to the gut of the Queen of the Nile sending her down to her butt as Katrina signals to the crowd who cheer for what is coming next.
Katrina runs and nails the bronco buster to Cleopatra as she insults her in the worst way but this proves too humiliating for Crystal who rushes down the apron climbing onto the top rope and jumping and grabbing Katrina’s neck bending her backwards and the head of Katrina is planted in between the legs of Cleo.
Kristin rushes into the ring prancing onto the back of Crystal with a sleeper hold her legs gripping the sides of the Femme Fatale’s stomach as Kristin twists and turns but Crystal finally rolls forward sending Kristin flying to the mat.
Kristin lands on her back rolling over she finds Crystal’s raised first coming towards her as Kristin gets a wide-eyed expression, but the referee grabs Crystal’s arm and forces her out of the ring as Kristin lets out a sigh of relief and holds her forehead with the palm of her hand.
The camera is still on Kristin’s relieved face when two well placed feet slam right into the red heads face knocking her backwards as Cleopatra nails a dropkick before she gets up and jumps into the awaiting arm of Crystal.
Crystal storms into the ring tackling the newly erected Katrina onto her left shoulder and rolling her over her back before catching her head into a drop move to the floor as the fans cheer for this new move.
Kristin is still down from that dropkick so Crystal runs to the position she is located spring boarding on the ropes and nailing her ‘City of Crystal’ finisher taking out Kristin for the rest of the match up.
Katrina is groggily back up and nails a standing shining wizard to the head of Crystal taking a leaf out of her fiancée’s book which sends Katrina also tumbling down on the Femme Fatale into a cover position
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Cleopatra kicks Katrina off the cover and turns her attention to the Queen of Pain, Cleopatra then weakens down Katrina with her furry enough to nail her signature move ‘The Nile Driver’ sending Katrina down to the floor harshly as Crystal grabs the waist of Katrina in a bearhug type move with Katrina’s upper body over the left shoulder of Katrina.
Cleopatra climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a dropkick to Katrina’s face as Crystal spinebuster’s her into the mat at the same time as the referee has lost total control over officiating.
Crystal being the legal person covers.
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Crystal isn’t finished yet as she then plants her “City of Crystal” move for the second time in the match as Cleopatra drags Kristin to the middle of the ring so both the Bod Squad’s bodys are even with each other.
Crystal searches around in her cleavage and emerges from her boobs come to a bottle of a red looking substance. Crystal trash talks to both her former comrades before she undoes the bottle and pours it onto the faces of Kristin and Kat as they try to roll out of the way but to no avail.
The camera zooms in on the faces of the Squad to reveal that Crystal has just poured a bottle of red ants down, as Kristin flees for her skin by trying to brush them off but it seems to have failed working.
Evil Majesty Inc. then grab their Tag Team Championships and leave proud of their attack as they strut backstage hand in hand as they laugh at the newly anted Bod Squad, signaling that Crystal has indeed turned on her friends.
Renegade: Oh my god, red ants Dyldo! Red ants! Those things bite, they make marks on your skin, do you think I should go save though two gorgeous faces? Huh?
Dylan Silver: What a match we’ve just witnessed ladies and gentlemen, and like my colleague just said, Crystal pouring red ants all over her former friends, could this be the end of the Bod Squad?
Renegade: It will. They’re nothing without their looks!
Dylan Silver: We’ll have to find out soon, this situation is all a little confusing. We’re heading towards a commercial break so we’ll be back after this.
The camera opens to Christian Moralez in a limousine with Dominatrix hanging off his arm as he has a pissed off expression, he looks at Dominatrix before smirking to himself as some small laughter escapes his throat. He has a sweaty brow making it clear he has been sweating about a certain thing.
Christian Moralez: You know how Tequila is suddenly on a power spree this evening, with changing matches and delivering bombshell messages? Well, if she thinks even one thought in her tiny little head that I’m worried about my representative not being able to beat good old Jackman then she’s sadly mistaken.
Christian Moralez: You see, I and my beautiful companion Dominatrix are on our way to Miami, Florida to negotiate with someone who’s even nastier than Jackman so I guess Shane Rockford won’t be the prevailing president in this encounter eh?
Christian Moralez: But I will reveal all next week live on Exile, but right this moment seeing how Tequila is on a power trip with making matches. I’m going to make one for the pay per view. I’m going to have Katrina versus Crystal.
The fans cheer loudly, something Christian has never experienced from the marks before.
Christian Moralez: But that’s not all. This match will be a ladder match, with two boxes suspended above the ring. One box will contain hundreds of red ants ready to plunge into the face of whoever opens the box. The second will contain the wedding fund for Katrina and Shane Helms, the winner of the match will be the first person to retrieve the money.
Christian Moralez: You are dismissed.
The camera then cuts to Renegade and Dylan Silver who are about to discuss the announcement no doubt.
Dylan Silver: Oh my god, our second pay per view match is just as lethal as the first one. My Immortal is shaping up to be one spectacular show, what a ladder match! Can you believe it Renny-baby?
Renegade: I can’t Dyldo; I mean one box contains hundreds of red ants? That could be life threatening for whoever opens that box! The other contains the wedding fund for Katrina?! If Crystal wins that means no wedding for those two!
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Renegade: It’s time for our main event match which is pitting Mya against Indigo in singles action, Indigo who holds the Stripped Championship takes on our top diva of this moment, Mya who holds the Unleashed Championship.
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