Friday April 16th 2004
Safeco Field, Seattle, Washington

[The Unleashed cameras open in the back parking lot as the crowd begins to cheer, as we see a large truck with the words “Raw Sewage” in bold red letters. Next to it, we see a large pool, surrounded by a level platform on the pools top. We then see a large hose extending from the truck, as a man yells, “Go”, and the nasty sewage begins to fill the empty pool as the crowd becomes disgusted.] [“Like A Virgin” by Marilyn Manson starts to play and the vignette opening credits roll. We see all the champions raising their belts in a sequence before bursting into the arena where the fans are on their feet screaming and chanting as the show opens.] [The traditional display of pyrotechnics ballroom dance with each other, panning around the audience we see such signs as “Raw Sewage is the Shit!” “I rode Rhiannon!” and “Virgins are trendy!” are seen in the audience. We then find ourselves on the lap of commentators Renegade and JLT.] Renegade: Welcome to the final Exile presentation in Seattle Washington just before Rule Britainnia!! JLT: And as you’ve just seen, we will see a huge triple threat match, as the Unleashed Champion Star, faces off against Kaci Russell & Crystal in a battle to see who will not end up in that pool of Raw Sewage! Renegade: Aren’t you glad we work here? JLT: Of course I’m glad I work here, have you not watched Jake's pornos? Renegade: I'd rather make my own thanks, but speaking of Jake, his leadership of Team X will be in full force as he leads Miss Felicity & Valeria along with Dee Snuts into the ring against the up and comer Selena, the ever bizarre Lilith, and the Rockford State Champion herself, Mystika. JLT: There is lots of tension between Mystika & Dee as Mystika's ex Joel has been cheating on Mystika with him, you know the claws will be at full extension tonight, espicially heading into Rule Britainnia where they will face off for Mystika's title. Renegade: Speaking of titles and Rule Britainnia, Mya will defend her Stripped Championship against Bianca, but tonight each woman faces off in a singles competition, with Bianca facing the winged diva Lelenya, and Mya battles it out against Katrina. JLT: After tonight however, Katrina will get her chance to awe the world as she will face off against Star for the Unleashed Championship, but with Star's Raw Sewage match tonight, I think Katrina will have an ample opportunity to defeat Star, as she'll be knocked out from the fumes tonight. Renegade: Also tonight we'll see one of the few people Star calls an ally, her name Emerald O'Conner, who will face Yuku Shiro, who abandoned her last week to Kaci & Crystal. Emerald rebounded however with some help from Kristin and defeated the duo. JLT: But before any of that action occurs, we're going to have a tag team match between Kamikaze against none other than the returning Athena and the Askai Champion Laura… Tag Team Match Athena & Laura v Kamikaze (Nyssa & Pandora) Renegade: We’ve had an interesting show so far and next up we’ve got Athena and Laura taking on the new team of Kamikazi in tag action. With this being the last show before Rule Britannia all participants will be looking to get an advantage heading into the pay per view in London next week. JLT: Especially Pandora, she challenges Laura for the Askai Championship and if she inflicts enough lasting damage tonight it should be a walk in the park next week. Renegade: Don’t forget they’re facing in a “Jump London” contest, and Josh Diaz will have the details on that match next Sunday live. [“My Immortal” by Evanescence plays over the PA system. Both masked women walk out raising their arms, and head to the ring together. They slide under the bottom rope and do martial arts signs on the top rope as the fans give them a mixed reaction.] John Roe: There following contest is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall, introducing first, at a combined weight of 250lbs, the Mystery Within and the Mystery of the Abyss…KAMIKAZI!!! [The opening of “Powersurge” blasts over of the PA system as Laura walks out and stops on the top of the ramp raising her title and her arms in a “L” shape as Maurice stands in the middle of her and her giant partner Athena. Athena doesn’t waste any time running to the ring cutting the music and sliding under the bottom rope.] JLT: Here we go, Athena can’t wait to get her hands on Nyssa! [Nyssa runs to the outside of the ring and stands there as Athena is taken down by a drop toe hold by Pandora. Pandora leaps onto the top of Athena getting her in a headlock, but Athena easily gets up lifting Pandora with her. Athena then clutches onto Pandora’s legs and pulls them with Athena being stronger she breaks the headlock and slams her down onto the canvas.] [Athena then swings at Pandora but she ducks and catches her arm whipping the giant to the ropes. Pandora tries to leapfrog Athena but finds it almost impossible with Athena’s height and the Princess of Power catches the Mystery Within in a bearhug.] [Athena shakes her violently but Pandora shows no sign of giving up and the referee demands Athena to release her which she does. Athena then tags in Laura as Laura climbs onto Athena’s shoulders standing at over 10ft, Pandora gets up and turns around as Laura flies down on top of her with a cross body and into a cover.] Renegade: First cover of the match, it could be over! [1] [2] [Nyssa races into the ring and dropkicks Laura in the head. Athena then tries to boot Nyssa in the face but she ducks and Athena collides with the ropes. Nyssa then gets back to her corner as Laura scoops up Pandora and tosses her to the corner, Laura delivers some shots to the face before propping Pandora on the top rope.] [Laura climbs up there with her and tries for a superplex but Pandora pushes her away. Laura lands on her feet and Pandora leaps from the top rope with a flying martial arts kick as both women lie on the mat. Pandora crawls to her corner as Laura rises to her feet.] [Laura chases after Pandora but it’s too late as Pandora connects with the tag. Nyssa climbs into the ring and spears down Laura, Nyssa then runs to the ropes and comes back with a quick leg drop. She then pulls Laura to her knees and runs to the ropes once more rebounding with a knee to the face.] Renegade: Nyssa’s on fire! [Nyssa then runs to the ropes again but Athena’s long legs kick her in the small of the back. Nyssa slumps in the ropes as Laura runs toward her and clotheslines her over the top rope as both women fall to the floor. Pandora comes from behind to Laura ramming her into the steel steps and then whipping her back into the ring. The referee heads after the Mystery Within.] JLT: What’s Maurice doing?! [Maurice pulls Nyssa to her feet and pushes her against the ring post. Maurice then digs under the ring and a multicoloured flag from under the ring which is identifiable as the ‘gay’ flag. He then swings the wood against the ring post aiming for Nyssa’s head by the Abyss’ Mystery ducks and dropkicks him. Nyssa then climbs onto the apron.] [She leaps into the ring with a twisting moonsault to Laura catching her as she was standing up and bringing her into a cover. But the referee has been pulled out of the ring by Maurice and Maurice now straddles him and starts to take off his top.] Renegade: What the hell?! Gay porn! Eww! [While the referee is being “seduced” Ladd Levy slides into the ring from behind Nyssa and brings her to feet by her mask. Tara Lee-Shiro stands on the stage looking on pleased as Ladd picks up Nyssa by her throat and chokeslams her into canvas. Levy smiles and nods to Tara. But Pandora comes from behind to the back of Levy’s head with a chair shot sending him out of the ring. Pandora then hits Laura in the chest with the chair a few times and drags Nyssa onto a cover.] JLT: Get in there ref! [Pandora slides to the outside of the ring and kicks Maurice in the face, she roughly picks up the referee and points to the cover as he slides into the ring. Athena gets into the ring.] [1] [2] [3] [Athena stomps on Nyssa’s head but it’s too late, Nyssa is pulled out of the ring by Pandora and they raise their arms. Tara has a tantrum on the stage and turns and walks backstage with Levy getting up on the outside as well.] Renegade: I can’t wait for Rule Britannia! [On the screen are two burnettes dressed in Catholic School Girl Outfits. There is a third burnette dressed in a regular wrestling outfit.] Hope: Hi my name is Hope. Faith: And I'm Faith, and behind us is our mentoir, our friend, our adoptive mother...Christine Lockhart. Christine: Get to the point ladies, after all this is all for you. Hope: Don't let our names fool you... Faith: Or the outfits.... [Three Days's Grace: I Hate Everything About You plays in the background and the image on the screen shatters. It is replaced by images of Hope and Faith battiling it out in the MFWA. Not to mention there very own produced lesbian sex DVD's!] [Words repeatilty flas that say "Hope Dies and Faith Kills"] Hope: We're taking over with business matters in Divas Unleashed! Faith: Any of you whores that get in our way will suffer our wrath! Hope: Be prepared! You will not know pain until you've faced Hope N' Faith. [The screen pans out to Hope and Faith in there wresting gear. Hope in an orange thong bikini and boots. Faith in royal blue. Christine stands in the middle arms around her girls smiling.] [There last act before the screen fades to black is simple enough to get the point across. They all flip off the camera.] [As the screen fades out words appear.] Hope Clarkson...Faith Von Almen-Clarkson.... Hope Dies...and Faith Kills... Coming soon.... Voiceover: This promo was paid for by Christine Lockhart, trainer and manager to Hope and Faith! Renegade: The Clarksons! Next week! JLT: Yes, but look! It's Jake! [As the cameras cut backstage, we see Jake bent over picking up bags, as the camera gets a close up of his ass. Just behind him we see Miss Rhiannon, who smiles widely as she sees the ass of Mr.Wild. Rhiannon then fakes a trip and runs her hands over Jake's rear as he stands up and Rhiannon pretends to be embarassed.] Miss Rhiannon: Oh! I'm so sorry! Jake Wild: I understand, women's hands are drawn to my ass. Miss Rhiannon: Well... that they are. Where else are women's hands drawn too... Jake? Jake Wild: I think you know... Star: What the hell are you doing?. [The camera widens it's view and we see Star with her Unleashed Championship perced on her shoulder as she looks at Miss Rhiannon within grasp of Jake.] Miss Rhiannon: Uhh... I was just... [Jake walks off as Star gets in Rhiannon's face, which causes Rhiannon to panic.] Star: You where just what? Getting some on the side? I wonder how valueable Shane would find this information... [Miss Rhiannon calls to her knees and begins to beg Star.] Miss Rhiannon: No! STAR! You can't tell Shane! I don't want to end up like Kristin, Tequila & Nyssa! You can't tell him! I'll do anything! Anything!!! Star: I thought you'd say that... Miss Rhiannon: Huh? Star: Follow me, and trust me... if you don't comply, your ass will be out of here quicker than Taylor. [Star grabs Miss Rhiannon's arms and walks off as they pass Emerald O'Conner coming down the hallway.] [Emerald continues down the hallway, and she sees Holly Wentz who is carrying a large box. Emerald smiles as Holly tries not to drop everything, and Emerald extends her foot, causing Holly to sprawl across the cement with a hard thud, and the boxes contents flying across the floor.] Holly: Ah! Oh shit... my jaw. [Emerald drops to her knees to help Holly up.] Emerald O'Conner: Are you alright? [As Holly begins to pick up the contents of the box, Emerald also begins throwing in items with a slight grin on her face.] Emerald O'Conner: You should really be more careful. Holly Wentz: Yea, I tend to be a little clumsy. Thanks for helping me pick this stuff up. Emerald O' Conner: Oh, no problem. Don't even mention it. Holly Wentz: Well, I better be on my way, I was suppose to give this box to Kristin an hour ago. [Emerald & Holly get to their feet as Holly walks off trying yet again not to trip as Emerald begins to laugh to herself. She suddenly sees a video tape on the ground and picks it up, a remaint of Kristin's box.] Emerald O'Conner: Hmm... I wonder what this is. -Forsaken Destiny Advertisement- Six-Woman Tag Team Match Dee Snuts & Team X (Miss Felicity & Valeria) v Lilith & Mystika & Selena Renegade: Our next match is chalk full of divas as six of our beauties... well, five of our beauties and Lilith compete in a six-woman tag match! JLT: Dee & Team X will be looking to gain a huge advantage heading into Rule Britainnia, as will Mystika, who I can tell is hoping the gain more vengreance on Dee Snuts against Joel. ["Boom" by P.O.D. blares over the P.A. system, at the same time pyros shoot out and everytime the song says "Boom" pyros shoot out. Valeria & Miss Felicity walk out on stage with their hands in the air as the the arena lights dance. Jake Wild walks out to a huge cheer from the crowd, followed by Dee Snuts & Joel as the "party of five" walks to the ring.] John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is a six-woman tag team match up, and it is scheduled for one fall. Making thier way to the ring being accompanied by Jake Wild & Joel... Dee Snuts and Team X!!! [They all slide under the ropes and raises their hands in the air, each of them taking a turnbuckle as the four recieve applause & camera flashes from the arena crowd, with Joel standing in the center of the ring. "Haunted" by Evanescence plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage and Charmion emerges from under the stage with Lilith beside her. The morbid mother and daughter walk to the ring as the crowd's mixed reaction drowns out the music. Lilith & Charmion then walk hand in hand to the ring.] John Roe: And their opponent... from Cherry Falls, Hell... being accompanied to the ring by Charmion... LILITH!! [The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system, Mystika walks out on stage with her Rockford State Championship above her head. Chester & Selena walk out behind her as the trio pose for the crowd and their ovation as they head to the ring.] John Roe: And her team mates... being accompanied to the ring by Chester McNugget... MYSTIKA & SELENA!!! [Mystika & Chester walk hand in hand to the ring with Selena walking alongside as they meet up with Lilith. Valeria, Dee & Miss Felicity all make a quick nod at each other and slide out of the ring and immediatly run towards the group on the ramp. Chester & Charmion flee up the ramp as Dee & Mystika begin throwing punches, Felicity begins her battle with Selena, as Lilith simply glares at Valeria, who is disgusted by Lilith's face once she unviels her hood.] JLT: Whoa... that's creepy. [Val decides it's best to face her fears and begins to punch Lilith in the face who responds with the same treatment onto Valeria as the six women battle it out on the ramp. Selena gains the advantage on Miss Felicity and throws her into the apron, waiting for her to tumble backwards, just before dropkicking Miss Felicity's back, causing her to lunge forward into the steel steps! Shortly afterwards, Mystika drags Dee by the back of the head and tosses her into the ring as the bell rings.] [Lilith clothline's Valeria onto the steel ramp, as the red headed beauty gasps for air. Selena follows Lilith around the ring to their corner, as Felicity begins to climb up to hers as Mystika slides into the ring, but not before getting a few elbow drops on her back from Dee. Mystika finally gets to her feet, but is quickly thrown into the ropes by Dee, who immediately arm drags Mystika to the mat.] Renegade: I remember a simpler time in Divas Unleashed when a six-woman tag match meant we would have had two matches the entire show... now look at us... not only do we have a six-woman tag... we have a creepy little girl staring at me! JLT! She wants my heart! [As Charmion gives that evil glare she gives to everyone, in the ring Dee begins kicking away at Mystika as Joel cheers on. Dee pulls Mystika to her feet, and as she does, signals for the DeeVD! As she lifts Mystika to her shoulders for the death valley driver, Mystika jumps off, but is kicked in the head by Valeria! Mystika then stumbles right back into Dee who delivers the DeeVD with ease! Dee pins.] [1] [2] [Mystika kicks out, much to the dismay of Dee & Joel. Joel then jumps on the apron, and Dee walks over to him, and gives him a HUGE kiss which causes Mystika to rise to her feet with anger. Mystika quickly spears down Dee into the corner and lunges away with shoulder thrusts as the crowd cheers her on.] JLT: That's one way to piss her off! [Miss Felicity tags herself in, but Mystika is not yet through with Dee as she begins attacking her with punches and kicks. Miss Felicity enters the ring and pulls Mystika away from behind, but Mystika turns and nails her with a punch to the face! Miss Felicity falls backwards onto her ass as Mystika turns back to Dee, who has dropped down and slid out of the ring, but Valeria takes the initiative and gives Mystika a guillotine drop! Mystika stumbles backwards just in time to recieve a roll up from Miss Felicity!] [1] [2] [Mystika kicks out again, but as she rises to her feet, Miss Felicity hits a spinning heel kick into Mystika's face! Mystika flies backwards and stumbles to her corner, tagging in Lilith, who enters the ring. Felicity keeps her distance as Lilith extends her toungue towards Felicity like a snake before rushing towards her and grabbing her in a headlock. She flings Miss Felicity into the turnbuckle and begins beating away at the aurburn haired diva before lifting her onto the turnbuckle. Lilith begins to climb the turnbuckle herself, and Felicity tries to shove Lilith off. Lilith then spits in Felicity's face! The disgusted Felicity covers her eyes with her hand as Lilith hoists herself on Felicity & hits her "Demon Goddess" fisherman suplex!!! She covers.] [1] [2] [Miss Felicity kicks out.] Renegade: Lilith spit in her face! JLT: Yea... Felicity probably contracted a disease from that. [Felicity stumbles around the ring looking for her corner as Lilith tags in Selena. Felicity tags in Valeria, who is immediately ambushed by Selena & Lilith, who lift Valeria from her legs and toss her over their heads! As Lilith exits the ring, Selena kicks Valeria a few times before running across the ring and running back into a baseball slide into Valeria's gut. Selena then pulls Valeria to her feet, but The Latin Fire reverses into her "Up In Smoke"! Valeria then stumbles back to her feet, before dragging Selena into the corner and walking across the ring as the crowd begins to cheer. Valeria then runs and nails her "Muy Caliente" bronco buster!!! Valeria drags out Selena and covers.] [1] [2] [Selena kicks out, and Valeria lifts her up by her head, but Selena reverses into a monkey flip! Selena then quickly runs up the turnbuckle before Valeria gets up and as Valeria stands, Selena leaps off with her "Selenacanrana"!!! As Selena's legs wrap around Valeria's head, Valeria reverses into a powerbomb! Valeria then uses this opportunity and runs to the ropes before leaping off backwards with "The Flame Thrower"!] [1] [2] [Lilith runs into the ring and stops the count from going down, which prompts Dee to enter the ring and nail Lilith with the "In Yo Mouth" superkick!!! Mystika then cartwheels as she enters the ring and takes Dee out with her "Pontiac's Revenge"! Mystika then heads up top and leaps back with her "Flight 457" corkscrew moonsault... but Dee moves!!!] [Mystika lies on the mat trying to breath, as Miss Felicity enters the ring, and Valeria stands up next to her. Jake then yells at the his Team X members to grab Selena, and they oblidge, pulling the african beauty to her feet. Valeria quickly tosses Selena into the ropes and on Selena's return Miss Felicity lifts her by her feet into the air, and Valeria springboards off the ropes with a superkick to Selena's face!!! Selena lies on the mat motionless, as Valeria covers.] [1] [Lilith crawls to the referee and grabs him by the throat. Miss Felicity quickly attacks Lilith from behind, but the morbid diva grabs Felicity by the throat and lifts her into a stalling suplex! Lilith then delivers a HUGE brainbuster she calls "Hellish Nightmares" onto Felicity, who remains immobile on the ring canvas. Valeria prepares to attack Lilith, but is kicked in the gut and is butterfly powerbombed, as Lilith hits her "Crimson Essences"! Dee finally puts the dark woman down with yet another "In Yo Mouth" superkick! ] [Just as Dee turns around however, Mystika flings her into the corner and begins handspringing towards The Portorican Princess, who dodges Mystika's "Kiss Of Death", and delivers yet ANOTHER "In Yo Mouth", and sends Mystika out of the ring!] Renegade: Dee Snuts is clearing the house! [Dee sees Selena struggling to her feet, and shrugs the crowd. She hits ANOTHER "In Yo Mouth" and covers Selena.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner... the team of DEE SNUTS, MISS FELICITY, & VALERIA!!! [Dee helps Miss Felicity & Valeria up as the trio hold their hands in the air with the victory. "Fuck Wit D" by DMX plays while Jake & Joel enter the ring and congratulate their divas. Mystika & Dee then begin to yell at each other as Mystika holds up her belt, as Chester helps her to the back, Mystika is irate at Dee's victory.] [As we arrive in Shane Rockford's office, as the DU headman searches through a folder full of papers. After reading through a few documents, he throws the folder down, and we see the words "Tequila's Legal Documents" on the front of the folder. Shane throws his arms into the air and sighs.] Shane Rockford: How in the hell am I suppose to get rid of this woman? I swear the next gold digger I find I am going to kill. There has to be a loop hole somewhere in this pile of... wait a minute. [Shane picks up a peice of paper that has fallen on the floor from the pile as his eyes light up. There is a GWF Logo on the front and in bold black letters "CONTRACT" head the paper. He pulls out his cell phone and calls his assistant as he kicks his feet up on his desk with the contract in his hand.] Shane Rockford: Hey, Joe... I need you to find out some information for me on GWF Contracts. What's it for you ask? Just some legal issues... [The camera returns to the announcers table.] JLT: What do you think Shane is doing? Renegade: Finding ways to rid himself of the "Bad Influence"? -Commercial Break- [The camera returns backstage as we see Emerald O'Conner yet again. She is in her locker room and has a VCR & TV ready to play as she pops in the video and sits back in the chair.] Emerald O'Conner: This is going to be boring as hell... [As the video begins playing, the camera only sees the back of the television, and Emerald's face, which goes from annoyed to shocked as the sounds of a squeaking bed and moans are heard.] Emerald O'Conner: AHHHH!!!! [Emerald screams as she hurredly stops the video from playing and catches her breath.] Emerald O'Conner: Was that whose room I thought it was? [Emerald begins to laugh hysterically as the camera cuts.] [We see Ladd Levy walking down the hallway with a grin on his face as he prepares to exit the building. He enters the parking garage and a car speeds around the corner and flies by him, narrowly missing him.] Ladd Levy: Who in the hell?! [Ladd's speech is suddenly interrupted when the car breaks and Pandora steps out from behind the driver's seat. Ladd begins to yell at Pandora and is suddenly nailed in the back of the head with a chair! Nyssa stands over Ladd with a chair in hand as she begins to pound away at the man in the plaid skirt with the chair. Pandora quickly runs up and had a large steel pole in her hand and hands it to Nyssa as Ladd tries to crawl away from the masked divas.] Pandora: Ready? Nyssa: NOW! [Pandora slides the pole under Ladd's skirt and Nyssa nails the pole with the chair as Ladd screams and begins to convulce in pain as Nyssa & Pandora high-five each other and walk off, as the Seattle crowd boos.] JLT: I hope Ladd didn't want kids... Renegade: Mine are going to be swollen after seeing that! Standard Match Emerald O'Conner v Yuku Shiro Renegade: This match should be a great encounter as Emerald O'Conner seeks out vengeance against Yuku Shiro, the woman who left her stranded in the ring a week ago against two women. JLT: Emerald shouldn't take this match lightly, as Yuku has beaten Kaci, and with Emerald taking on Kaci at Rule Britainnia, she should take a few pointers from the Lady Dark Fist. [As "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi hits, Emerald makes her way out to the ramp and with all smiles showing, she acknowledges the fans in attendance. At a moderate pace, he hits the ring and jumps up top, showing her sign of respect to the crowd - a 4-time hand gesture of a closed fist to the chest, thumb, index and middle finger to the chest, another closed fist to the chest, and then a raised fist to the sky. She walks to the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... making her way to the ring from Mallow, Cork, Ireland, weighing in at 100 pounds... EMERALD O... CONNER!!! [Emerald enters the ring and begins streching "The Rain" by DMX erupts from the PA system as smoke fills the ramp way slowly seeping down to the ring side area, and the lights go dim; close to pitch black. As the music picks up a lone raven flies through the smoke all the way to the ring, and perches on top of a ring rope cawing at the referee & Emerald. Out of the smoke steps Yuku Shiro with her hair slicked back with white and black make-up on her face like that of the CROW from the movies. She stands there decked out in a long black matrix type trench coat, a long sleeve skin tight black shirt, low rider leather pants which show her black thong G- string, and shin high biker boots. Yuku slowly heads to the ring in silence as the fans watch on in amazement, as the Tag belt shines from her waist underneath the trench coat.] John Roe: And her opponent... from Tokyo, Japan... wieghing in at 150 pounds, she is the one-half of the Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champion... YUKU SHIRO!!! [Yuku Shiro reaching the ring slides in getting to her feet, walks over to a turnbuckle and climbs it looking into the cheer and mystified crowd. Yuku the hops down and removes her trench coat to reveal that her black skin tight shirt is backless, revealing her pair of huge dark tattooed angel wings with cover her back, as the raven flies off and perches itself on the announcer's table.] Renegade: Well... nice birdie? JLT: Is that blood on it's beak? [Emerald is tired of holding back and immediately flies at Yuku with punches from behind. Lady Dark Fist falls into the corner and Emerald quickly hoists Yuku into a back suplex. Emerald almost immediately locks Yuku in a Full Nelson!] JLT: I don't believe Yuku's ever faced a submission specialist like Emerald before. Renegade: I wonder what else she specializes in. [As JLT rolls her eyes, Yuku begins to fight out of the move, and manages to roll to a sitting position with Emerald still applying the Full Nelson from behind. Yuku begins stomping her feet as she blows her hair out of her face, as Emerald bears down on the pressure. Yuku lets out a grunt as she begins to shake back and forth trying to get out of the submission hold.] Renegade: I think you're right JLT, Emerald may be the one person who can keep her grounded. JLT: I think you just jinxed Emeerald. [Yuku arches her back and gets Emerald to a standing Full Nelson, and using her legs, walks up the corner, and backflips over Emerald, who releases the hold! Yuku uses her position and grabs Emerald in a headlock, and runs up the turnbuckle again, before spinning off onto a modified springboard bulldog! Yuku hits a spinning legdrop on Emerald and covers.] JLT: This is a contrast of styles, Emerald is a technician whereas Yuku likes to be fast paced, which is similar to the situation Emerald faced last week against Crystal. [1] [2] [Emerald kicks out and Lady Dark Fist immediately sets up the offense as she punches Emerald a few times before lifting her to her feet. Yuku throws Emerald to the ropes and on Emerald's return, Yuku manuvere's herself behind Emerald and locks in a Dragon Sleeper hold! Emerald tries to fight out of it, but Yuku just tightens her grip.] JLT: Nice... the submissioner becomes the submission-e. [The crowd begins to react as Yuku walks backwards to the ropes, but Emerald suddenly hits an 'Angle Slam' type move out of no where! Emerald quickly applies and ankle lock and Yuku begins to frantically crawl towards the ropes. Within seconds, Yuku reaches her feet and nails a HUGE Enziguri to Emerald's face! Emerald flies backwards and Yuku leaps to the top rope in a single board before flying off backwards with her "Soaring Dragon"!!! Yuku misses!!!] [Emerald waits for Yuku to roll over as she stumbles a bit... and she begins to put Yuku in her Sharp Shooter!!! Yuku counter's with an inside cradle!] [1] [2] [Emerald kicks out, and the duo get to their feet at the same time. Emerald bends over into Yuku to grab her legs for another Sharp Shooter attempt, but Yuku jumps over Emerald, and catches her in another Dragon Sleeper!] [Emerald tries to reverse again, but it works to no avail as Yuku suddenly grabs Emerald by her pants and lifts her into the air in a standing vertical.] JLT: Oh shit... Renegade: No, that's later in the night. Duh. [Yuku then drops her legs from underneath her and drives Emerald's head into the canvas, finishing her "Life Hammer" manuvere!!! Emerald lies still as yuku covers.] [1] [2] [3] Renegade: Yuku just beheaded Emerald! [The camera emerges backstage away from the ring as we see Cerberus, Lilith's dog, barking and growling in the corner. It appears it has gotten a cat stuck behind the boards and it is trying to attack it, but can't reach the feline. Lilith, Charmion, Mya & Gabriel watch on, all seem to be enjoying the cats struggle for survival.] Mya: It's almost poetic... how that cat will be resembling Katrina tonight. Fighting off all odds as the brute forces corner her with teeth snarling and spit flaring. Gabriel: Perhaps we should drag it out and feed it to Cerberus... wouldn't you agree Lilith? Lilith: I see not reason that Cerberus shant fetch his meals himself. It makes him stronger. It's natures way... [As the four begin looking on as Bianca walks down the hallway, oblivious to the quartet watching from the distance. She hears the cat's groans and immediately pulls Cerberus away from the cat, and begins yelling at the dog, scaring it away.] Bianca: Get away! Go! Get out of here! [Bianca stomps at Cerberus and it finally leaves, scampering back to Lilith as Bianca bends down and pulls out the kitten. She cuddles it in her arms and pets it as she proceeds down the hallway, comforting the cat.] Bianca: It will be okay... it will be okay... Charmion: Mother... she ruined our fun. Lilith: She shall be dealt with. Mya: Gabriel... grab my gold. We have to tend to something. [Gabriel turns back into the room as the camera returns to the arena.] Standard Match Bianca v Lelenya Renegade: Bianca & Lelenya are two of the hottest divas in the entire company and they'll face off next! JLT: It's sort of a "Thug versus Goth" match if you think about it... Renegade: I prefer to think of it as hot women rolling around. [The lights are dimmed for a few seconds. "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina begins to boom out the speakers. As the intro starts, Bianca walks out and sticks out her tongue enchanting the audience with her tongue ring and then throws up the West side signal with her right hand and with her left hand points to the stage, were in a blink of an eye, silver pyros shoots it's way to the stage, and walks to the ring, the crowd cheering her on.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... making her way to the ring from Oakland, California... weighing in at 150 pounds... BIANCA!!! [Before Bianca reaches the ring, Lelenya runs out from behind and the curtain and attacks "The Baddest Bitch"! Lelenya whips Bianca into the ring and as Lelenya slides into the ring ready to attack Bianca, Bianca reverses into a spinebuster! Bianca then readies herself for Lelenya, when Lilith, Gabriel, Charmion & Mya walk out on the ramp towards the ring.] [Bianca looks towards the ramp and sees the four coming closer to the ring, and Lelenya quickly takes Bianca backwards with a school girl!] [1] [2] [Bianca kicks out.] Renegade: You think they are still upset about not watching Cerberus eating a cat? JLT: You know they are demented enough... Renegade: This looks really bad for Bianca. [Charmion stays on the ramp as Mya, Gabriel & Lilith each take a side of the ring. Lelenya suddenly grabs Bianca's arms from behind and the three run into the ring and each begin to maul Bianca! Lilith bites Bianca's wrist as Mya punches Bianca in the face while Lelenya & Gabriel holds Bianca's arms, eventually shoving her to the mat as the beating continues. Charmion then pulls what appears to be a board on wheels from under the ring.] [Bianca is screaming in the ring as she finally dragged out of the ring and tied to the board! Just as all hope seems lost for Bianca, "Freaking Out" by Adema hits the PA system, and Katrina appears on the ramp!!!] Renegade: Katrina should be very careful with what she decides to do here... JLT: Well... so much for that! [Katrina rushes down the ramp and superkicks Lelenya in the face! Katrina then begins to throw punches at Lilith, Mya, & Gabriel as Bianca lies to the board tied up. Charmion begins to roll Bianca to the back as Mya enters the ring, Katrina following right behind her as their match starts!!] Renegade: Mya is fighting Katrina in their match now?!? [The bell rings as Katrina and Mya put each other in a headlock. Outside the ring, Lilith & Gabriel join Charmion in dragging Bianca to the back, but Bianca gets a hand and a leg free, and kicks down Gabriel, and then punches Lilith in the face! Bianca finally frees herself fully and rushes off to the back, as Gabriel, Lelenya, Lilith & Charmion chase her to the back.] [Katrina has gotten Mya into the corner, but Mya grabs Katrina's head and bangs it into the turnbuckle! As Katrina stumbles backwards, Mya quickly grabs Katrina's arm, twists it, and runs up the turnbuckle before completeing her "Portrait Of Pain" on Katrina! Katrina holds her head in her hands as Mya kicks The Queen Of Pain.] [Mya baseball slides into Katrina's face. The impact causes Katrina to lay parallel to the turnbuckle, her body flung very far from its entry into the ring. Katrina begins to get to her feet, but not before Mya takes the immediate offense and begins giving Katrina stiff kicks the her abdomen, kicking Katrina into the corner. Katrina is finally layed up on the bottom corner, and Mya begins choking Katrina with her leg, causing the crowd the boo the Anti-Herione] [Katrina thrusts Mya's foot away from her face and jumps up with a clothline on Mya! Mya rises again quickly and takes Katrina back to the canvas with a flying neckbreaker. Mya then gets up and pulls Katrina across the ring by her hair, before raising her to her feet. Mya then slams Katrina into the canvas with a scoop slam. Mya then climbs to the top rope and attempts a moonsault but Katrina rolls out of the way. Mya lands on her feet and Katrina immediatley locks on a DDT driving her into the canvas.] Renegade: Poor Mya's demented head may be dented... [Mya crawls up the ropes but Katrina comes from behind. She picks Mya up and tries to back drop her but Mya backflips out of her grasp. Mya then grabs Katrina's head from behind forcing it down backwards into a sitout slam. Mya lifts Katrina up and throws her in the corner, and hoists her up. Mya signals for her own DDT, and a much more devastating one at that. Mya then changes her mind and leaps off with Katrina's head in a 3/4 neckbreaker, NAILING her "Death From Above"!!! She covers Katrina.] [1] [As Katrina puts her foot on the ropes, Star throws it back off!] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner... MYA!!! [Star rushes into the ring and is face to face with Mya. Mya reaches her hands into the air as if she was ready to kill, but she puts her hands down and rolls out of the ring, feeling Star was not worthy of her time. Katrina begins getting up, cursing at the referee about her foot being on the ropes, when Star makes her presense noticed, and nails her in the back of the head with her belt!!! Star then trash talks Katrina's face before exiting the ring.] JLT: You know Star is ready for Rule Britainnia... but do you think she'll be ready for the main event tonight? [Katrina looks up with her hair in her face, and slaps the canvas as she sees Star leaving up the ramp.] -Rule Britainnia Advertisement- [The camera zooms backstage where we come upon the locker room door of none other than the Pinnacle Of Perfection. She opens her door and finds a video tape on the floor with her name on it, and a note. She picks up the tape.] Kaci: Oh… is this another of those jackoff tapes people send me? Ugh... where has everyone originality gone? [Kaci is about to toss the tape whenever she glances at the note, and then reads it in its entirety.] Kaci: Dear Kaci... blah blah, if you dont watch this tape, you'll never figure out how to defeat Kristin. Well, I guess this means I can watch another cleverly disguised jackoff video to my picture. Hmm... I hope this one isn't my virginity. That bastard. [Kaci walks back into her locker room to watch the video as Emerald comes out from behind the corner dusting her hands off.] [The camera changes view to a sight that causes the crowd the cheer as Tequila & Crystal stare at each other, face to face. Their straight faces turn to smiles as Crystal begins to laugh.] Crystal: Okay! Okay! You win the staring contest. I can't keep my eyes open that long with the help of stimulants. Tequila: That sounds like something Shane would say about keeping his... well, you know, up without stimulants. Crystal: Well... you are kinda ugly. Tequila: Ugh! Bitch! Crystal: Hahaha... you know I'm just kidding. Besides... whos the prettiest fake blonde in this room? Who is it? Who is it? Tequila: Alright, I have to get ready for my interview. Crystal: With Brandy? Is it just me or are people coming up with alcoholic beverages as names? She's stealing our steam I tell you... she's making it a trend! We're fading out of style! But... Tequila, I do actually have something serious to tell you. Tequila: You're worried so much about our match at Rule Britainnia that it's been killing your buzz? Crystal: Holy hell I knew you where pyschic! Tequila: Don't worry about it alright? I'll be fine. You just do your thing and I'll do mine. Crystal: Alright honey... only if you're sure. Tequila: Of course I'm sure! Now go and get thrown into shit. Crystal: That's not funny... [Crystal exits the room as Tequila's face turns from a hopeful smile to a sigh as she walks off towards the ring.] The Dahl House Tequila ["Doll Parts" by Hole plays as Brandy Dahl stands in the ring with her set assembled. She holds the microphone to her face and smiles as she gets an ovation from the crowd.] Brandy Dahl: Ladies & Gentlemen... for the first time ever appearing on The Dahl House... Tequila!!! ["Shapes" by The Sugababes hits the PA system as Tequila walks out to the ring dressed in her ever trendy outfits. She poses for the crowd a few times on the way to the ring before walking up the stairs and entering the ring. She sits next to Brandy as her music cuts and brushes her hair out of her face.] Brandy Dahl: Well Tequila... I'm going to cut right down to business before my set explodes or someone interupts or my microphone dies or my... you get the point. How does it feel to be back?! Tequila: I'm feeling great. I mean after that stupid cartoon ninja attack crap I got to be smart and prove all blondes aren't airheads. Only Tara is. Brandy Dahl: Blonde is such a fun color isn't it? Anyway, what are your thoughts on my boss, and your current thorn in the side, Shane Rockford, espicially after the ninja attack? Tequila: He used to be quite considerate and fair and that's why we weren't just a fling but he's changed. He's become so power obessed that it makes me sick, and he's so arrogant and obnoxious. I can't wait for his demise as president. Brandy Dahl: What was going through your head when he forced you into your match at Rule Britainnia? Tequila: I was both pissed and pleased. Pissed because I was being in forced into a match against one of my dearest friends, but pleased because I can make a return to the ring finally. I'll prove Shane wrong no matter what. Brandy Dahl: Speaking of your dearest friends... what is your strategy going in against Crystal. Rest assured Shane will make sure no one lays down, espicially on a return as grand as yours. Tequila: I've wrestled Crystal in the past, in fact she dethroned me in my only women's champion reign in a former federation. My game plan is my usual technique: high flying high risks backed up with an army of grounding moves and of course, the occasional surprise. [Tequila sighs to herself.] Tequila: Crystal knows that too. It should be evenly matched. Brandy Dahl: Are you scared that ring rust will keep you down? After all, unless you have been training secretly, a year away from the ring would definately be a huge obstacle to overcome. Tequila: It is. Especially since I had no warning of being thrown into this match. I'm not going to train either, I want to let the crowd see how a person returns to the ring and dusts the rust. It should be compelling viewing, especially since Crystal has been wrestling non-stop for a year too. Brandy Dahl: Well, I don't want to over run my luck, so one last question before I let you go. exactly why did you keep your injury... or rather your recovery under wraps? Tequila: Last year I became heeled but I was having so much fun with Shane that I didn't want to leave his side. This year I wanted revenge, and by faking an injury I could've gotten fired for that offence. The ninja attack was perfect timing as it made me able to get a whole new line of "injuries" ["Faint" by Linkin Park hits the PA system.] Brandy Dahl: Damn... almost no interuptions. It was a record I tell you! [Shane Rockford proceeds to the ring as the crowd boos at his appearance. He shrugs it off and enters the ring, as Brandy tries to seperate the ex-flames. Shane grabs a microphone.] Shane Rockford: You know... you are really... [Tequila kicks Shane in the balls!!! Shane hunches over and Tequila immediately hits her "Eve Of Destruction" X-factor as the crowd roars with approval!!! "Shapes" by The Sugababes takes over again and Tequila walks out of the ring with her head held high as Shane looks up the ramp extremely pissed off, and in pain.] -"Best Of Exile 2003" DVD Advertisement- Raw Sewage Match Crystal v Kaci Russell v Star JLT: This is probably the single sickest match in history. Three divas will fight it out in a ring specially set up in the parking lot, and the first woman to push another into the tanks of raw sewage wins. Renegade: Yep, I’m glad I’m not the referee in this one. You can smell it all the way from here, and I don’t like the smell of poopy. It reminds me of babies and that means marriage and that means only one woman! JLT: Calm down Renny-baby, take deep breaths. [Backstage we hear moaning sounds and we zoom on the television where it sees the red head of Kristin Wallace getting it on with Kaci’s brother in Kaci’s own bedroom. Kristin moans and we hear the locker room door slam. The camera pans around to see the door close. The camera chases.] Renegade: That’s what I’m talking about! [We follow Kaci into the hall way where she picks up a baseball bat and wipes any dust of it with a pissed expression on her face. She pushes crew members out of the way as we see Kristin Wallace getting a drink from the legendary drinks table. Kaci screams.] Kaci: Kristin Wallace! I’m going to kill you, you stupid bitch! [Kaci then chases after Kristin who runs like hell finding it hard in her heels and screaming for help as the Pinnacle of Perfection runs after her wielding the baseball bat as the fans cheer.] JLT: Kaci’s going to kill Kristin! Call the police! [“Brackish” by Kittie interrupts the footage of the wild goose chase backstage as Crystal’s entrance video plays. It cuts to Crystal walking out of a trailer dressed in traditional ring attire with her hair tied back, she raises her arms to the fans who gather in the parking lot and examines the tank.] [Star comes from behind ramming Crystal’s head into the glass. Star is dressed in a black body suit with a gas mark on but holds her belt in her left gloved hand. Star then stomps on Crystal and then kneels down to rub Crystal’s face in the concrete. She picks up Crystal by her ponytail and drags her backwards up the steps toward the podium.] [Star then nails a DDT onto Crystal ramming her into the steel. Star poses to the fans but gets a reaction of boos and she flips them off and picks up Crystal into a scoop slam. The Glittering Goddess then grabs both of Crystal’s legs but the Femme Fatale is too powerful and thrusts them into Star, Star falls backwards and off the stage but she dangles in the air with her two hands holding on. Crystal gets up and smiles at Star and she places one foot onto her hand making Star yell in pain above her concrete landing.] [Crystal then stomps on both hands making Star fall to the floor below but she lands on her feet before falling. Crystal then waits as Star gets up and Crystal leaps off with a missile dropkick connecting with Star as Crystal thuds to the floor.] Renegade: Oh no! Crystal committed suicide! Career suicide! Hahaha! JLT: Really Renegade? Really? [Renegade shuts up as we cut to where Kristin Wallace has ran around a corner with Kaci in pursuit. Kaci thunders round the corner and straight into Holly Wentz making hot coffee spill all over Kaci’s chest. Kaci pauses for a second before continuing after the red head in the distance.] [The referee begins to count both divas down on the outside as Crystal holds her back but gets up. The referee reaches “9” on Star but from behind comes Shane Rockford with Star’s belt to the head of the referee with a referee’s shirt on him. He then helps up Star.] JLT: Shane’s here! I knew he’d show up! [Star gets to her feet and spears Crystal into the tank. Crystal reverses with an armdrag and then begins to choke Star on the floor while ramming her head into the concrete. Shane pulls off Crystal and tells her to stop/] [Crystal then smiles and brushes down Shane’s shirt. Mr. President starts to point his finger enforcing his rules to Crystal but the Femme Fatale begins to suck on it as Shane shuts up. Shane looks like he’s enjoying it. That is until Crystal bites down hard on it and then kicks Shane in the groin sending him down to the concrete wounded.] [Crystal turns around walking into a clothesline from Star. Screaming is heard as Kristin and Kaci make their way into the parking lot. Kristin distracts Star and races to her car fiddling with the keys to her car to get it open. Kaci runs past but is tripped by Star sending her into the concrete.] [Kaci gets back up though as Kristin enters her car and starts the ignition. Kaci slams her back through the backwindow of the car as it speeds away into the horizon. Kaci then turns back to Star and begins to sing her bat toward them.] JLT: Kaci’s gone crazy! [Kaci then threatens Star with her bat but Shane gets up from his spot and grabs it, Star then mule kicks Kaci in the face sending her down. Shane and Star then get up with Shane dragging Crystal up the stairs and Star dragging Kaci.] [Kaci manages to low blow Shane again which sends him falling on the stairs in even more pain. Kaci then gets up and clotheslines Star down helping up her friend Crystal. Crystal and Kaci then nod to themselves as they both grab and arm and a leg.] [They hoist Star off the floor and begin to swing her over the raw sewage. They then swing and release her sending her flying into the sewage as the fans “oooh” and a huge splash erupts. Crystal and Kaci raise their arms in victory but Star swims to the sewage end and climbs up onto the side. She gets up and takes off her gas mask to reveal it was really Miss Rhiannon who then gags.] [Crystal and Kaci frown and turn to each other. From behind comes the real Star with a dropkick to Kaci sending her flying into the tank and then superkicking Crystal into it. The smell is revolting as Star smiles at the sight of her enemies swimming in the sewage.] Renegade: Star’s won it! [Star then climbs down the steps with a cocky swing in her step. She then walks straight into Katrina as the two go head to head with a brutal stare contest. The camera zooms in on their eyes as the Unleashed logo appears.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Well, the Rule Britainnia card is up, and I hope you have enjoyed Exile, and any questions or comments, do inform myself. Thanks to Nicole for her matches, even though she worked on her vacation. (What a great boss eh?) So, get to roleplaying for the London crowd, and the record breaking number of matches for any Unleashed event in history! *applauds*