Divas Unleashed Exile

Friday April 30th 2004
Jon M. Huntsman Center, Salt Lake City, Utah


We’re in the parking lot where the cold air of Salt Lake City whistles as it races through lorries and pillars of the underground bunker. A stretched jet-black limousine pulls up and the camera pans along it’s side.]

[Emerging from the two are two high heeled shoes as Emerald O’Connor stands up with her cowboy hat on. She then moves aside as a smartly-dressed Shane Rockford emerges and slams the door, both beginning to walk into the arena.]

[A casually dressed Renegade stops Shane standing in front of him blocking his path as Emerald looks on.]

Renegade: Shane, man, you have to get me my job back! I know my jokes suck and I love their assets more than their wrestling skills but please! I love it here!

Shane Rockford: I can’t do anything; it’s out of my control. My attorneys are showing up later tonight and we’re going to solve this case but if you step foot inside the arena tonight you and I both will be facing bankruptcy. Vern Wheeler will pay for this. At least one thing has come good out this situation. No more bitches!

[Renegade looks upset as Shane and Emerald enter the arena. We cut to the opening credits which now include Pandora being thrown from Tower Bridge, Star’s devastating “Sparkling Intuition” from the ladder and Nyssa being thrown through a window.]

[“Like A Virgin” blasts out of the speakers as the fans rise to their feet cheering for the pyrotechnic display hoisting their signs high up into the air hoping for them to get a glimpse on world-wide television.]

[“Married Lesbians Rule!” “BURN Vern!” “Laura & Pandora Ruin My Aura!” are a few of them broadcasted onto the cameras. We pan over the crowd once more before arriving at a lonesome JLT sitting with a bare spot next to her.]

JLT: Welcome to Exile live from Salt Lake City! It’s Shane Rockford’s hometown and he’s faced with tons of dilemmas tonight! The main reason being the same fact my partner Renegade isn’t joining me tonight. GWF boss Vern Wheeler made a jaw-dropping appearance at Rule Britannia declaring all contract holders from his federation are still valid.

JLT: That means that my partner Renegade is banned from appearing tonight along with a whole string of Divas Unleashed employees, if they step foot inside this arena. Shane Rockford and DU could be sued and even put to rest.

JLT: But don’t let the absence of them disturb your evening as we have a jam-packed off the wall show for you including some mind blowing matches. Our main event features the team of Kamikaze scores their first headlining match against Baddest Bitch Bianca and Lady Dark Fist Yuku Shiro!

JLT: Katrina, unsuccessful at Rule Britannia, she is here tonight battered and bruised ready to take on the deformed monstress that is Lilith. Katrina made a big mistake striking Lilith’s daughter and Lilith wants retribution tonight!

JLT: Rule Britannia was packed full of surprises. Athena retired and then she introduced a fellow seven footer Caitlin Fairchild! Caitlin then wrestled Nyssa, she was struck by a chair and didn’t flinch! She takes on our reigning champion Star in a singles contest.

JLT: Dee Snuts shocked everybody when she picked up the Rockford State Champion making it her first belt and takes on Lelenya in singles action. Rumour has it that Mystika has been so disgraced by this loss she has decided to take a break!

JLT: Bloo and Veronica faced off in London too, but false partnership from Veronica’s partners caused her to lose her match. The blue-obsessed Bloo and she face on in the centre of the ring, with both hoping to go from strength to strength at the start of their careers.

JLT: Miss Felicity warned Rhiannon and Sassy Allundra off Jake EB Wild, her manager. Sassy got so worked up about the warning she requested this match, and they will face off tonight. Felicity sees herself as the leader of Team X too, I wonder how Jake feels?

JLT: To open the show we’ve got the new married lesbians Hope and Faith Clarkson in action against the Pinnacle of Perfection, Kaci Russell. Kaci shockingly learned her brother Oliver and Kristin Wallace had married, now Kaci’s arch nemesis is her own sister-in-law!


Handicap Match
Hope n' Faith v Kaci Russell

[“Gangsta Love” by Eve plays and the arena question who exactly is making their entrance as the screen flashes the DU logo. Out from the doorway walks Leah Bracknull as the fans boo her which she takes acception too and starts to yell and scream at them.]

JLT: Please don’t tell me!

[The reporter then struts down the ramp and around the ring and JLT’s worst fears are confirmed. Leah pulls out a seat at the commentary table and attaches her headset.]

Leah: What’s up, bitch?

JLT: You’re not out here for what I think you’re out her for are you?

Leah: Speak English! I’m here to commentate for this evening, that’s right Leah is in the house! We’re going to raise the roof all night! I’m no homophobe or something but you better keep your ass away from these babies.

[Leah points to her boobs as JLT shakes her head.]

JLT: You are unbelievable…

Leah: Aww, thank you! I’m beginning to like you already!

["Plug It In" by JC Chasez blasts over the sound system as stars in a purple square shine along the ramp. Kaci is carried out laying on her back of a purple carrier as four hunks career her to the ring. Kaci is then helped into the ring by two of the hunks and blows to kisses to the fans.]

JLT: Kaci looks upbeat this week, I would’ve have been in tears all week long if my brother did that.

Leah: Hello? She has a whole make-up team! She’s too caught up in her image to care about her family!

[“He Said, She Said” by Limp Bizkit plays and Hope and Faith Clarkson walk out together. They indulge in a French kiss at the top of the stage as their personal training manager Christine looks on. Faith then holds the ropes down for Hope as she gets into the ring which is rewarded by a lengthy kiss.]

Leah: Ugh, lesbians. I hate them! Get a room!

[Christine climbs to the outside of the ring and Hope climbs to the apron leaving her wife to start off the match. Kaci then grabs Faith by her wrist and whips her to the ropes as the referee calls for the bell, Kaci leapfrogs over Faith and then nails a back body drop to her.]

[Kaci then picks her up and nails a back breaker before executing a fall away slam sending Faith across the ring. Kaci then decides to run to the ropes but Hope kicks the small of her back and the fans boo as Kaci holds it. This gives time for Faith to kick Kaci and then execute a snap suplex.]

[Faith then kicks Kaci while she’s lying down with some punches to the face as well. Faith Clarkson brings Kaci to her feet by her hair and tosses her across the ring by it, she then tags in Hope and the two whip Kaci to a corner. Faith then runs after with a running clothesline and then pushes her into a spinning heel kick from Hope.]

[Hope then picks up Kaci and tosses her through the ropes. Faith then positions herself at the ropes as Hope runs toward her, but Kaci is back up and pulls Faith down slamming her into the mat and outside of the ring. Hope then launches over the top rope with a body splash attempt but Kaci uses Faith as a body shield as the fans cheer.]

JLT: Kaci’s a veteran, Hope and Faith are just getting their careers started.

[Kaci then picks up Hope and tosses her into the ring. Kaci climbs onto the apron and waits for Hope to get up, when she does Kaci grabs her by her neck yanking her down into a guillotine move. She then climbs into the ring and runs to the ropes taking her down with a flying wheel kick.]

[The fans cheer as Kaci tosses Hope to the corner. Kaci then nails some shots to her chest making her slump on the bottom turnbuckle. Kaci then heads to the other side of the ring and nails a running knee attack.]

[Kaci then scoops up Hope and applies a sleeper hold before dropping Hope on the back of her head. Christine then tugs on Kaci’s legs making her turn around and grab the red-head by her hair pulling her up into the ring. From behind comes Faith Clarkson with a shot to the back before bulldogging Kaci into the centre of the ring. Faith then pulls Hope near to her corner.]

JLT: That’s the problem with handicap matches, you think you’ve got rid of one and bam there’s another!

[Hope then reaches up and tags in Faith as she walks into the ring and picks up Kaci, but she was playing possum as she then starts to hit Faith furiously in the face before whipping her to the corner.]

[Kaci then follows it up with a running spear which makes Faith walk out from the corner making her hold her stomach as Kaci climbs to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off with her “Serafino” kid krusher finisher and then rolls Faith over for a cover.]

[“Money, Power, Respect” by Lil’ interrupts as Kaci gets up off the cover and walks to the ropes as Kristin Wallace walks out in a short white dress holding a microphone. She flashes off her wedding ring as Kaci scowls.]

Kristin Wallace: I didn’t mean to interrupt your little match again, sis. But I just wanted to prove to you how much of a wonderful, made in heaven, his and hers towels couple we are. So we have come up with a special montage of our best bits! Enjoy, dear sis.

[Kristin then points to the video wall as the sounds of “Kiss Me” play and it shows home footage of Oliver and Kristin Wallace-Hudson. It shows them getting married in London, and then censored clips from their sex tape.]

[While Kaci watches in disgust, from behind Hope spins her around and nails a stunner knocking out Kaci as Hope applies a figure four leg lock completing her “Hope Dies” move as Kaci taps out to the pain. Kristin Wallace-Hudson then leaves the stage smiling to herself as Limp Bizkit replays.]

John Roe: Here are your winners…HOPE N’ FAITH!!!

[Hope doesn’t release her lock though as Christine climbs into the ring with a smile on her face and helps up Faith. They then begin to pummel Kaci as she is left in the figure four leg lock as the referee finally frees Hope as the fans boo them.]

JLT: Kristin cost Kaci her match again!

Leah: She will not like this!


Leah: Damn it! Everywhere you look there are lesbians. They out populate women!

[We cut backstage where Holly Wentz and Valeria Sanchez are enjoying cuddling together on a leather chair and are distracted at feeling one another up. The camera pans to see Jake EB Wild still bruised from the pay per view talking to Felicity.]

Felicity: I am the leader…

Jake EB Wild: I’m the leader. Team X? I formed it.

Felicity: I was picked first.

Jake EB Wild: So?

Felicity: Out of curiosity, why did you pick me?

Jake EB Wild: You’re…a smart, intelligent, attractive young woman who displayed huge potential. I wanted to be part of that.

[Felicity thinks and looks over at the lesbians seeing they are wrapped up in herself. Felicity then begins to straighten the collar on Jake’s shirt.]

Felicity: Thanks Jake. I can’t say your attractive and comforting nature was what made me accept the offer. I’ve seen the better side of Jake EB Wild, the Porn King.

Jake EB Wild: I am a King you know…

Felicity: Can I be your Queen?

[Felicity then pulls Jake into a kiss by his collar and the camera switches from inside the locker room to outside where Sassy Allundra had been spying through the door. She gasps and runs off with her high heels getting fainted and fainter.]

JLT: Jake’s making his way through the group! Miss Rhiannon and now Miss Felicity!

Leah: Gigolo!

JLT: If Sassy is going off to tell Rhiannon, fireworks are sure to fly tonight!



Standard Match
Miss Felicity v Sassy Allundra

["Pretty Tied Up" by Guns and Roses plays over the sound system, and the lights fade until "the perils of Rock and Roll decadance" is heard as the first words in the song. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. She then quickly turns around and walks to the ring, and gives one final pose on the ring apron before entering the ring.]

John Roe: The following contest is a standard match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from the Haven, at a weight of 118lbs…MISS FELICITY!!!

[Felicity raises her arms.]

JLT: Felicity is without her team mates or Jake tonight. Despite the fact they just shared a lip-lock.

Leah: I always thought Jake was gay myself.

[Sassy’s music hits the arena as she walks out in slutty white ring attire being accompanied by Miss Rhiannon. Sassy then runs to the ring sliding under the bottom rope and spearing Felicity into the corner as the referee calls for the bell.]

Leah: You know Sassy used to be a porno star, can you say whore?

JLT: Sassy keen to start off this match early.

[Sassy then whips Felicity to the other corner and follows up with a running clothesline. She then nails some high kicks to the face of Felicity before grabbing her head with a running bulldog driving her face into the mat. Rhiannon applauds as Sassy gets up and brings Felicity up with her, Sassy then grabs her opponent’s jaw and drops to her knees with a jaw breaker.]

[Felicity flies back bouncing into the ropes but comes off with a rebound with a dropkick to Sassy sending her backwards. Felicity straddles her with some punches before picking her up and tossing her over the top rope. Sassy lands and stands up as Felicity runs to the opposite ropes leaping through at her opponent with a suicide dive but Allundra moves and Felicity flies into the floor.]

JLT: That’s why they call it high risk ladies and gents.

[Sassy picks her up and tosses her into the steel steps making the top one fly out. Sassy then slaps her knee and runs towards Felicity but she counters and flapjacks the blonde into the remaining step making her land with a large thud. Felicity then rolls back into the ring to break the ever-increasing ten count and picks up Sassy rolling her into the ring. Felicity then knocks Rhiannon down to her feet by shoving her and climbs into the ring.]

[Sassy gets back to her feet and counters Felicity’s running attack with a drop toe hold. Sassy then jumps onto Felicity’s back getting her into a full nelson and rising her to her feet. Felicity manages to counter with a kick to the groin which releases the hold. Miss Felicity then grabs Sassy and executes her signature Acid Drop move running up the ropes and then slamming her into the canvas.]

JLT: This could very well be over!

[Felicity covers.]

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[Rhiannon gets up and manages to put Sassy’s foot on the bottom rope. Felicity gets up and then grabs Rhiannon by her hair dragging her into the ring. Rhiannon then slaps Felicity across the face and Sassy manages to roll her up into a victory roll.]

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[Felicity rolls forward countering the roll pinning Sassy and holding onto the second rope for leverage.]

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[Felicity then gets up off her cover and turns as Rhiannon hits her across the face with her high heel. Rhiannon then begins to hit her with her the heel aiming for her head as Sassy joins in with stomping.]

JLT: Felicity picked up the win but now look at the aftermath! Where is Team X?!

Leah: There they are!

[Valeria Sanchez and Jake EB Wild slide under the bottom rope as Valeria grabs Rhiannon by her hair hurling her off the cover and then starts to pummel her in the corner. Jake EB Wild then slides into the ring and confronts Sassy as Holly Wentz stands behind her. Holly then begins to tug on Sassy’s shirt before pulling it off revealing her in a red bra.]

[Holly then slaps Sassy across the face and then drops to her knees pulling the bottoms of Allundra’s attire down to her ankles revealing a matching red thong. Jake then puts his boot onto her bottom and pushing her out of the ring.]

[Holly then helps up Felicity as Jake heads to the other corner and lifts Valeria off Miss Rhiannon as she rolls out of the ring and rejoins her team-mate. Felicity is then helped up as the sounds of Guns and Roses resume.]

JLT: Jake saved Rhiannon?

Leah: Sassy got exposed…typical. All the porn stars end up naked, no wait, all the blondes do. What is it with them?

JLT: I don’t think this is the last of this feud.


[Kristin Wallace is standing in Shane Rockford’s office wearing her red dress from earlier. She is standing talking to him as he looks bored, suddenly the door bursts open and Kaci Russell pounds in spearing Kristin to the floor. Kaci then begins to ramp Kristin’s head into the carpet before tossing her onto Shane’s desk.]

JLT: They’re going at it! In Shane’s office!

[Kaci then opens a bottle of ink from the desk and opens it over Kristin’s face making the navy blue liquid smother her face. Kristin then slaps Kaci sending her off and into the wall. Kristin stands up on the desk and then leaps onto Kaci as the two hit into the leather sofa making it topple backwards and begin to pull at each others hair while grunting.]

[Kristin then pushes Kaci off as the two get to their feet. Kristin picks a picture off the wall and tosses it in the direction of Kaci’s head but the Pinnacle ducks and it smashes onto the glass. Kaci then leaps for Kristin as they fall to the floor and begin rolling around on it.]

Shane Rockford: You two stop it right now or else you’re both fired!

[The divas pause in their position. Kristin is digging in her red nails into Kaci’s face while Kaci is yanking out a piece of her rival’s hair.]

Shane Rockford: I have had it up to here with your bullshit. Ooh, Shane, Kristin bitched about me! Ooh Shane, Kaci’s being a bitch! This has gone far enough! At Forsaken Destiny you two will face off in the ring so you can settle this once and for all!

[The fans go wild as Kristin and Kaci look at each other with a smile of their face.]

Shane Rockford: But if you lay a finger on each other until then you will both be fined $20, 000 and then fired! I can’t have my top stars injured! I’ve already lost half of them!

Shane Rockford: Look what you did to my office! You better pay up for the damages!

[Kaci and Kristin release each other from their holds as Kaci grins at Kristin. The manageress’ eyes narrow and a thought comes into her mind.]

Kristin Wallace: That’s fine by me boss, I don’t need to touch this skank anyway. I’d be delighted to see her in the squared circle. Even though I don’t believe in family violence, me being your sister-in-law and all…

[Kaci goes to slap Kristin but she catches it.]

Kristin Wallace: Remember, you’d be fired. I wouldn’t if I was you.

[Kaci then shoves Kristin backwards making her slam into the wall and a storm out of the room as a grin takes over her face. She stares at Shane and raises her eyebrows. He then yells at her.]

Shane Rockford: Get out!

[Kristin then flips her hair and walks out of the room bumping into Jake on the way in. Jake EB Wild looks around the room and frowns, Shane then sits down in his leather chair leaning back.]

Jake EB Wild: What happened in here?

Shane Rockford: Divas. What do you expect? What do you want Jake I’m a very busy man and I don’t have time for people to mess me about.

Jake EB Wild: I’m not going to mess you about. In fact, this is pretty serious. You see Miss Felicity and Miss Rhiannon, I’m kind of, falling in love with both!

Shane Rockford: Jake! What was the one thing I told you when you returned?

Jake EB Wild: I know, I know, no threesomes but I can’t help it! I can’t choose!

Shane Rockford: Fine. At Forsaken Destiny, it will be Team X against Sassy and Rhiannon with the winner getting you. I’m putting you on the line, in fact, I think I’ll have to you hanging over the ring in a cage, so they can remember what they’re fighting for.

[Jake scowls but looks pleased and nods as he walks out of the room biting his finger. Yuku Shiro then pushes the door open and looks around and curses and leaves. Shane leans back into his chair and switches on his television.]

JLT: Two new matches have been signed for Forsaken Destiny! Kaci and Kristin will get their hands on each other at last, this feud has been going on for almost a year and now they finally have a match together!

Leah: Don’t forget the whores can’t put their hands on each other until their match though! Also signed was Team X of Felicity and Valeria taking on Sassy Allundra and Miss Rhiannon with that man slut Jake on the line!

JLT: He’ll be hanging over the ring in a cage! Forsaken Destiny will be one hell of an event!


[The arena fades to darkness and the fans cheer and scream. The video wall comes alive as the camera zooms on until it fills the screen. We are panning over a misty lake and then into the murky navy water as we capture a figures shadow in the distance. We move towards it and see Lei Yu naked swimming and she is searching around, she then bumps into a figure of a decomposing Angel and begins to scream. Angel winks at her and grabs her legs as Lei Yu tries to flea. Angel then turns to the camera and reaches for it but we rapidly zoom out of the lake and high up over the forest. We look up at the sky and see the message in stars.]

Angels never die. Lurking beyond the grave. I will befall those who sin. Illusion of a mindless state.

[The stars then disappear as we cut back to the arena and the lights resume with the fans looking confused and try to make sense of the message.]

-Commercial Break-



Standard Match
Bloo v Miss Rhiannon v Veronica

["MoneyTalks" blares over the PA system. After a few moments of the song, Veronica Paige slowly makes her way towards the ring to a major league pop. She comes out with a warm and pleasant expression on her face, and slaps some of the fans hands as she heads down the ramp.]

John Roe: The next contest if scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match. Introducing first from Pleasant Point Beach, New Jersey, Veronica!

She plays up to the crowd as walks up the steel steps and bends over the second rope very much to the crowds approval. She gives the crowd a smile as she leans on the turnbuckle waiting for her opponents. The lights in the arena turn blue and blue strobe lights play around the entrance. "Blue Mondays" by Orgy plays on the sound system. Bloo comes out on the ramp with her manager Trixie following closely behind.

John Roe: Making her way down to the ring, accompanied by Trixie, Bloo!

[Bloo walks around the ring and spots a male fan cheering for her. She goes up to him and gives him a kiss on his cheek leaving a blue lip print. He smiles, obviously delighted as Bloo slides into the ring.]

JLT: Wow, that must have made his day

Leah: Well if colourful, lesbian freaks are your thing?

[The lights dim, a red light shines into the ring and the start of "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence is heard throughout the arena.Miss Rhiannon appears at the top of the stage her long blonde hair pulled back into a tight pony tail, her assets tightly protected by her black shiny leather sleeveless top with matching shiny leather pants and wrestling boots.]

John Roe: And their opponent, on the way to the ring, Miss Rhiannon.

JLT: This will be Bloo's and Veronica's first single match here in DU after Bloo and her tag partners Hope and Faith defeated Veronica and the F.B.I.

Leah: Yeah I know, I was there in case you've forgotten

JLT: You know, I don't work here and commentate every Friday just for you and your own personal happiness

Leah: The sound of your voice is enough to make anyone far from happy.

[Miss Rhiannon slides into the ring and is immediately flattened by Bloo's and Veronica's boots.]

JLT: Ah the double team, techinique no. 157.7a

[Bloo and Veronica continue stomping away at Miss Rhiannon. They bring her to her feet and whip her into the ropes, taking her down with a double clothesline. Veronica goes behind the fallen Rhiannon and brings her to her feet. Bloo grabs her legs for an attempted double flapjack but Miss Rhiannon elbows Veronica in the chest and manoeuvres her legs around Bloo's neck for a head scissors takedown. Miss Rhiannon hits a running senton on Bloo and hooks the leg for a early pinfall but is thrown off by Veronica.]

[Veronica grabs Miss Rhiannon by the head and hits her with a headlock takedown. Veronica places Miss Rhiannon in her Pandora's Box, STF submission but Miss Rhiannon grabs onto the ropes forcing Veronica is release her. Bloo comes from behind and attacks Veronica with The Blue Bridge. The referee goes for the count.]

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[Miss Rhiannon disrupts the count with a slingshot dropkick to Bloo's head. Bloo slowly gets on her knees and Miss Rhiannon goes for the Sexy Senorita kick and nails it! Bloo holds her face in pain as Miss Rhiannon goes over to Veronica. Veronica immediately takes her down with roundhouse kick. Veronica irish whips Miss Rhiannon into the turnbuckle and whips Bloo on top of her. Veronica charges at the turnbuckle with a clothesline but Bloo rolls out of the way, the clothesline only connecting with Miss Rhiannon. Bloo bounces off the ropes with a running DDT on Veronica. Bloo gets up and walks to Miss Rhiannon, slumped in the corner. She pulls her tights down, revealing her thong carrying out her special Blue Moon stink face.]

JLT: Whoa! I just thought of Renegade.

[Bloo poses and taunts towards Miss Rhiannon as if she's won. Veronica recovers from the DDT and kicks Bloo around the head with so much power that it sends her over the top rope with her tights around her ankles. Veronica grabs Miss Rhiannon in a suplex position and tries to place her on the turnbuckle for the Version 69 but Miss Rhiannon counters with a small package.]

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[Veronica kicks out. On the outside Trixie is tending to Bloo, getting her to her feet. Trixie rolls Bloo back into the ring still with her thong exposed to the whole arena. Bloo dives at Miss Rhiannon spearing her to the ground. Bloo stands up trying to pull her tights up, she gets up to her knees when Veronica trips her. Bloo stumbles to her knees as Veronica finishes her off with the Thunder kiss, buzzsaw kick. Veronica goes for the cover.]

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John Roe: And the winner by pinfall, Veronica.

[Veronica celebrates and skips backstage whilst Bloo still struggles to get her tights back up in the ring.]

JLT: What a match, interesting to say the least

Leah: Meh, I've seen better.


[Lelenya is seen talking to a person dressed in a druids outfit with their face concealed by darkness. Lelenya looks around and then the druid-like person hands her a crucifix and she walks into the arena from the parking lot.]

[The camera then hears the revving of an engine as a bright red Lexus convertible pulls into the parking lot and screeches to a halt. The door opens and Taylor gets out of the door and clicks her remote lock at the car making it flash. The so-called legend is wearing a short mini skirt and a revealing top as she struts into the arena making crew members open the door for her.]

[Taylor struts into the arena past Joel and Dee Snuts who are backstage yet Dee is only heard and not seen. Joel however is seen dressed in a nice three piece suit fixing his hair in a mirror.]

Joel: Don't worry, everyone will love the new you.

Dee Snuts: But what if they don't Joel? What if they hate me like before.

Joel: No one hated you before, they just didn't get you, but now, everyone will love you.

Dee Snuts: If you say so.

Suddenly Dee walked out in front of the camera but without her bright red hair. Her hair was now brownish color with blonde and black highlights. Instead of the t-shirt and black leather pants, she had on a light brown dress on, with black panty hoes and boots, her lipstick was black and her boots were leather.

Joel: You look great. No more Gangsta wannabe for you. Not to mention getting rid of that ridiculous name.

Deidre: Yeah, it was rather annoying having to be called Dee Snuts over and over, and you don't know how many jokes I put up with.

Joel: New title, new look, new name.

Deidre: And new finisher.

Joel and Deidre: And A whole new attitude.

Deidre: Jinx, you owe me a coke.

Joel: Damn.

Leah: Gross! Did you see that? Eww!

JLT: Taylor’s here and it looks like our Rockford State Champion has a brand new image!

Leah: I know, it’s gross! I just said that!



Standard Match
Deidre v Lelenya

JLT: Lelenya and Dee Snuts, well not Dee, Deidre are wrestling next. Deidre picked up the Rockford State Championship in a dog-collar match and Lelenya also picked up her first career victory.

Leah: Deidre, that’s such an old woman’s name.

[The arena darkens as Lelenya makes her spooky entrance as she walks out. She walks to the ring with her fake-wings attached to her in a strobe grey light; she climbs into the ring and poses on the turnbuckle before removing her wings.]

Leah: Those wings are so freaky.

[“Fuck Wit D” by DMX plays and Deidre walks out to her music dressed down in black spaghetti pants with Joel dressed in a suit. They walk to the ring as Deidre’s belt falls around her waist, she takes it off and hands it to Joel and slides into the ring.]

John Roe: The following contest is a standard match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Trenton, New Jersey, at a weight of 109lbs, the Rockford State Champion…DEIDRE!!!

[The referee calls for the bell as Deidre and Lelenya tie up with Lelenya getting the upper hand and locking in a headlock. Deidre pushes her to the ropes and nails a spear with punches on the rebound before pulling her off the canvas and executing a scoop slam.]

[Lelenya gets up and quick kicks her in the stomach and nails a quick suplex slamming Deidre into the mat before flipping around and locking in an arm bar. Lelenya stands and extends the arm across her knee and then drives both of her knees into Deidre’s back still stretching the arm but Deidre refuses to give up. Lelenya then argues with the referee.]

[The Dark Angel then whips Deidre to the corner and props her on the top rope, Lelenya climbs up there and nails an overhead body to body throw making Deidre flip and crash down to her back as Lelenya postions herself.]

JLT: Lucky this isn’t a title match, otherwise Deidre could lose her belt!

[Lelenya then launches off with a flying leg drop but missing and then holds her butt as she gets to her feet. Dee then scoops up Lelenya onto her shoulders for her “DeeVD” Death Valley Driver slamming Lelenya into the canvas. She hooks the leg.]

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[Lelenya somehow kicks out as Deidre rolls her eyes and scoops up Lelenya and DDTs her into the mat. Deidre then picks her up and tosses her to the corner following it up with a leap frog which sends Lelenya into the ring and then twisting around to nail a hurricanrana driving her into the canvas.]

[Lelenya then rolls out of the ring and holds her head dazed. She then snatches her belt and slides into the ring with it as Joel stands up on the apron protesting, Deidre then ducks and boots the belt into her opponent’s face tossing it out of the ring.]

[While Joel is distracting the referee Deidre whips Lelenya to the corner and sets her up for her version of shattered dreams. She nails Lelenya in the crotch as she holds her area getting out of the position, Joel drops from the apron and Deidre kicks her in the stomach.]

[Deidre then puts her into the position for her new “The Devastator” finisher and slams her into the canvas at a harsh force. Dee then rolls her over and covers as the referee counts.]

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[Deidre gets up and Joel gets into the ring picking up her belt. They embrace in a kiss before Deidre requests a microphone from a crew member as Lelenya rolls out of the ring to the outside.]

Deidre: Because there is no competition for this belt, I am putting up a challenge for anybody who thinks they can prove themselves to enter into my “Trenton Tournament” next week! I’ll explain next week so put your names now!

[DMX resumes as they exit the ring and we cut to our commentators Leah and JLT.]

JLT: Deidre picks up a victory and then issues an open challenge! “Trenton Tournament”? I wonder what that is, we know she is now hailing from Trenton in New Jersey but?

Leah: She said she will explain next week. Listen will you?


[Caitlin Fairchild is walking the halls in her ring attire with her manage Free Fall following slowly behind. Caitlin pauses to check her attire in the mirror and nods to herself, she then turns and walks into Star who immediately goes to punch her but retracts, instead the champion laughs and looks up at her opponent.]

Star: Look who it is, hot commodity. I’m afraid your Exile debut will be a pathetic one, you see you may have the size, and the poor excuse for a body but I’m the Unleashed Champion. I don’t have time for rookies, I have proper business to attend to.

Caitlin Fairchild: Star, you’re not a real champion! A real champion knows never to underestimate an opponent.

Free Fall: Yeah Star, you’re a pretty bad champion. My client is going to wipe the floor with you and then hang you on the ropes so you can dry out your piss-stained panties. We’ll see you in the ring.

[Free Fall then grabs Caitlin by the hand and drags her away from Star who looks on with a smile on her face. She shakes her head and mutters to herself.]

Star: Damn rookies…

[Holly Wentz then walks up to Star extending her arm to hand her a piece of A4 paper. Star stares at Holly and then snatches the paper as Holly walks off. The camera then moves to behind Star’s so we can read the paper.]

[In block capitals it reads “You Are Next! – Lots of Love – Mya”. The paper is then screwed up and Star throws it to a side and begins her way walking to the ring having been motivated by the note.]

Leah: Who writes letters in this day and age? Hello? Email? Hello? Phone? Hello? Text? Hel-

JLT: Hello? Silence. Mya looks to be targeting Star this evening but she can’t get into the building!


Standard Match
Caitlin Fairchild v Star

Leah: Star looks to be doubting new giant in town Caitlin Fairchild, I’m sure that isn’t the wisest move she’s ever made.

JLT: Star can’t have another enemy, soon enough DU will after her entirely!

Leah: They already are, silly.

[“Hip Hop Star” by Beyonce plays as Star walks out in her ring attire raising her belt to her fans despite them booing the hell of her. She then brushes her curly hair out of her face and struts to the ring.]

John Roe: The following contest is a standard match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, she is the Glittering Goddess and Unleashed Champion…STAR!!!

[Star raises her belt once more and hands it to the referee. “Beautiful” by Creed blasts on the PA system as Fairchild steps out wearing a skin tight red and black body suit with black kneepads, and high-laced black boots. She strolls the ring smiling and waving to fans. Caitlin enters the ring, stretches and psyches herself up for her match.]

John Roe: Her opponent, from Santa Barbara, California, at a weight of 245lbs and to be accompanied to the ring by Free Fall, the Perfect Woman…CAITLIN FAIRCHILD!!!

[Caitlin raises her arms to the fans who cheer her. The referee calls for the bell as Star hands her belt to the referee, Star then charges at Caitlin but the giant counters with a big boot to the face cutting her off. Caitlin pulls Star up and whips her to the ropes, she then catches Star in a death valley driver but Star rolls out and nails an elbow to the mid-section.]

JLT: Star is so much smaller than Caitlin, the Perfect Woman.

Leah: I’m sure Kaci Russell will have something to say about her self-proclaimed ‘perfectness’ you know.

[Star then whips Caitlin the ropes but she finds herself unable to and pulled back into Caitlin who delivers a harsh clothesline making Star flip backwards. Caitlin then picks up Star and whips her to the ropes again, this time countering her rebound into an armdrag then applying an armbar submission.]

[Star reaches the ropes and then pulls back an them using her feet to push off and counters the move into a reverse DDT driving Caitlin down into the canvas. Star immediately launches herself onto Fairchild pummeling her with lefts and rights trying to keep her down.]

JLT: Star needs to keep Caitlin grounded if she wants to be successful.

[Star then pulls Caitlin up by her red hair and places her on the ropes. Star then signals for her move as she tries to nail her signature 619 variation but Free Fall jumps in the way and Star nails her instead sending her down. Star then climbs onto the apron and leg drops Caitlin across the ropes.]

[The Glittering Goddess jumps onto the floor grabbing Free Fall and tries to Irish whip her into the steel steps but the manager counters and whips Star. Star counters though and leaps onto the steps, she then climbs onto the top turnbuckle as the Perfect Woman gets to her feet.]

[Caitlin turns and walks to the turnbuckle but Star has already leaped off with a “Ravishing Revolution” molly-go-round move driving Caitlin backwards and then hooking both of her legs as the referee counts.]

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[Caitlin tosses Star up sending her across the ring. Both women find their feet as Star slides in between the legs of the Perfect Woman bouncing to the ropes. Fairchild counters though with a superkick taking Star down and then applies an ankle lock.]

[Star manages to stand up though and nails an enziguri kick. Star then pushes Caitlin to the corner and then follows it up with a running spear, Star then props Caitlin on the top rope which is a hard job.]

JLT: They’ll break the ring!

[Star then climbs up and pulls Caitlin up into a superplex move but Caitlin counters with elbows to Star sending her back down to the canvas. Caitlin then adjusts herself and leaps into the ring with a flying clothesline but Star counters the move into a “Sparkling Intuition” twist of fate driving Caitlin straight into the canvas as the fans boo.]

JLT: Ouch!

[Free Fall sees Star going for a pinfall so climbs onto the apron, Star rushes up to her and shoves her hand into Free’s face pushing her back to the floor below. Star then races to a cover hooking both of Caitlin’s legs.]

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[Just as the referee counts three Caitlin kicks out as Star gets up and slides out of the ring grabbing her title as the sounds of Beyonce replay.]

John Roe: Here is your winner…STAR!!!

[Caitlin then extends her hand to Star as if to handshake but Star shakes her head. The arena then suddenly darkens as a lighting flash is heard and the lights resume and the Occult is heading to the ring.]

[Lelenya and Lilith slide into the ring and walk past Caitlin and aim for Star but the Perfect Woman grabs Lelenya from behind and lifts her up into a gorilla press. She then runs to the ropes and thrusts her over sending her into Charmion, Gabriel and Cerberus on the outside making them all fall down.]

[Lilith then turns her attention to Caitlin and mule kicks her. But Caitlin doesn’t seem too phased but it instead she big boots the Demon Goddess sending her down into the canvas. She then scoops her up and puts into an airplane spin before nailing a stunner.]

JLT: The G-Spot! That’s Caitlin’s devastating finisher!

[The Occult then retreat to the back as Star looks impressed at Caitlin. Star then slides into the ring extending her hand to shake hands but this time Caitlin shakes her head and leaves the ring joining Free Fall on the outside.]

JLT: Caitlin destroyed the Occult! If she wasn’t here I certainly think Star would be on her way to the hospital!

Leah: Caitlin sure looks to have made an impact!


The Dahl House
Taylor

[“Doll Parts” by Hole hits the PA system as ‘The Dahl House’ set lights up in the ring with the ever memorable pretty face of Brandy Dahl smiles with a microphone in her hand. The music slowly fades out as Brandy raises the microphone to her lips and speaks to the fan filled crowd.]

Brandy Dahl: Ladies & Gentlemen… my next guest made her appearance well known last week in London when she not only spit in Katrina’s face, but she beat down Crystal and Tequila and I’m here to get the story on why she has returned to Divas Unleashed. So without further a due… please welcome the “Queen Of Extreme”… TAYLOR!!!

[The lights in the arena fade out to black, as they do for so many wrestlers entrances. After a few long seconds that seem like an eternity there is a huge explosion of pyro on the stage as "Step Up" by Drowning Pool fills the arena. Fire, and lights shooting off into every direction, two walls of fire on each side of the stage light up. Taylor walks behind one of the walls and onto the stage, the fire now the only source of light in the arena. The Daredevil Diva is wearing baggy black jeans along with a tight "Taylor ~ Queen of eXtreme" Baby T, with her signature, floor length black leather coat. Her long dark red hair falls freely over her shoulders and back as she stands between the two walls of fire. She looks straight down for a second before her eyes slowly move upward towards the ring her head slowly moves upward. Taylor then takes off toward the ring as another explosion of pyro overwhelms the stage. After that the wall of fire is gone and blue and purple lasers and lights go off in the ring.]

[Taylor slides under the bottom rope and stands next to Brandy as her music fades out. Brandy shows Taylor a seat which she reluctantly takes and Brandy sits down in her chair as the duo begin the interview.]

Brandy Dahl: Taylor, it’s so great to see you once again in the Divas Unleashed ring! Tell us why you chose to return to the company, which we all know you despise…

Taylor: Brandy my dear… it’s quite simple. People here have become entirely too cocky. Katrina’s hopes and dreams of main-eventing had finally come true. She thought she was the best in the world, and it annoyed the hell out of me. Crystal’s success in music & her autobiography made her think she was the best in the world. Tequila had been giving Shane Rockford hell week in and week out and was running Divas Unleashed. She thought she was the best in the world… I am simply here to make them realize what they came from… losing time after time to me.

Brandy Dahl: Those are some strong words for the divas that you battled against during Divas Unleashed premature success. Is there any other reason you have returned to Divas Unleashed?

Taylor: Have you seen what has been going on inside this ring? It’s pathetic! None of the women in this company will ever amount to anything. I figured I’d might as well help Shane out and get in my final punches before Tequila completely ruined his company. I don’t want her to think she’ll be getting away with the last laugh.

Brandy Dahl: Point taken. Is there any particular reason…

[The show is interupted as we cut to a view of the parking lot where a tourbus has pulled up. Hissing is heard as the doors open and out walk chanting GWF divas holding up signs saying "No GWF" and "Vern Should Burn" among other things. Tequila then gets on a megaphone and tells everybody to pick up a sign and protest.] [Taylor stands up as “Faint” by Linkin Park begins to play on the PA system, the fans rise in a mixture of cheers and boos for the DU President Shane Rockford. Shane walks on his own wearing an Armani suit and his traditional golden watch, he walks to the ring as Taylor stands applauding.]

[He climbs into the ring as Brandy hands him her microphone and exits the ring as Taylor sits back down in her leather chair. Linkin Park cut out as Shane puts a microphone to his lips.]

Shane Rockford: I have a lot of announcements this evening. I want to address the current situation between Vern Wheeler and the contracts in question as this is a major problem.

[We cut to an outside feed of the protest where Tequila is leading the demonstration. They boo as Emerald O’Connor exits from an arena door, she ignores their chants and walks straight up to Mya. They come face to face as the other GWF’ers silence. Emerald then pulls out mace from her pocket and sprays it into the eyes of Mya making her fall backward clutching them. Mya then drops her belt onto the concrete floor as the other divas try and help her.]

[Emerald kneels down and snatches the belt running into the arena with it as the protestors follow. She reaches the arena and then pokes out her tongue at the divas who are banned from the building. The fans boo as we cut back to Shane in the ring.]

Shane Rockford: You see, there are already protests going on outside because of this outrage. When I bought out their contracts I signed a contract saying that they had left GWF dead and buried.

Shane Rockford: If Vern was so aware of us why hasn’t he spoken out since May? He’s had a whole year. He abandoned his federation so what gives him the right to return with a so-called warrant to ban my top divas from wrestling with their company?

Shane Rockford: Vern you will not get away with this, and your phony contract deal because I’ll take this to the supreme court if I have to!

[“Freaking Out” by Adema interrupts the president as Katrina walks out with a bruise on her cheek and her trademark green hair tied back, she walks to the ring minus her manager as Taylor rolls her eyes and Shane waits as the Queen of Pain enters the ring.]

[Katrina then receives a microphone from a crew member and her music cuts as she addresses the crowd. As she starts to speak the sound of Bon Jovi hit as the Lady Convenant herself Emerald O’Connor walks out in the same black number from earlier with the Stripped Championship resting in her hand.]

[Katrina then stares at Taylor before glancing at Emerald who Shane appreciates coming to the ring. Emerald then delicately shakes Rockford’s hand and gives him the title belt which he rests on his shoulder. Emerald then herself grabs a microphone.]

Shane Rockford: Before I was so rudely interupte-

Katrina: I have an announcement to make.

Shane Rockford: I know you do, but I’m the president here you should be respectful of my words of wisdom and know not to interrupt greatness! At Forsaken Destiny I am personally giving an invitation for any former divas to return in a former stars battle royal to see who the best past-time is.

Katrina: Gr-

Shane Rockford: My second announcement! Is that because of Mya’s current absence from the ring, and she is a major title holder we don’t know when we’re going to be back. We have no option but to strip her of her Stripped Championship, and I am personally going to hand it to Katrina because-

[Emerald then cuts in on Shane and speaks.]

Emerald O’Connor: Whoa, Shane! We can’t just hand somebody a championship. With my power I am going to sanction Lilith v Katrina for the championship next and it will be a ladder match!

[Katrina looks slightly shocked but pleased as Shane stares at Emerald before agreeing as we cut to a commercial break.]


Stripped Championship Ladder Match
Katrina v Lilith

Leah: We just learnt of this ladder match moments ago, both women are in the ring!

[Lilith is facing Katrina and gives her a wicked grin, spinning in a 180 degree circle and hitting Katrina hard in the stomach with the back of her heel. Following Lilith’s lead and taking advantage of the already stunned girl, Katrina Dives forward and plants her elbow to the back of Lilith’s head, Katrina falls down to one knee but uses the momentum to roll her body forward, away from the other two girls. Katrina spins to face Lilith and then lunges with both arms straight out, plowing over her with a clothesline.]

Leah: Lilith displays what a powerhouse she is!

[ Both girls manage to get back to their feet and Katrina goes to walk past Lilith to get to Katrina but is met with an unexpected back fist to her face from Lilith who then turns and flips one of Katrina’s arms straight up in a wrist lock then punches Katrina in her chest hard. Katrina comes up behind Lilith and with one arm grabs her by her midsection the other arm she hooks one of Lilith’s legs. Katrina lifts her up then kneels down before dropping Lilith on her tailbone across her knee. Katrina looks to go for the Katrinarama. The crowd go wild! She goes for it, but Lilith moves! Lilith moves! Katrina is out cold and rolls out of the ring. Lilith gets to her feet and Katrina comes charging towards her but she leapfrogs her then superkicks her to the middle ropes on her way back. She then goes for the Boo Boo Kitty Fuck and connects!!! She gets the count! ]

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JLT: This is such a close contest!

[ Lilith walks over to Katrina in a cocky manner only to receive mid section blows to a stomach as Katrina gets to her feet runs off the ropes and hits a swinging DDT on Lilith. Lilith is on the floor holding her head as Katrina points to the floor and yes she is going for the ladders already! Katrina throws them in and they just miss Lilith who is getting back to her feet. Katrina climbs back in and grabs Lilith for a suplex to the ladder Lilith hooks her leg and yes reverses the suplex but mid way through it she spins and slams Katrina onto the ladder. Katrina rives in pain as Lilith shoves her off the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. The crowd boo as She begins to climb them as Katrina reaches out a leg. The ladder shakes a bit but Lilith tries to get to the title. Lilith get’s so far up the ladder before Katrina with all her power knocks it falling and Lilith with it so that She catches her head off the rope and bounces back into the ring. Both women are down and near the ropes. ]

[ Suddenly Katrina charges at Lilith who responds with a quick drop toe hold, sending Katrina face first into the bottom rope. Lilith begins to deliver kicks to the abdomen of Katrina, who is trying to stand up. Lilith pulls Katrina to her feet and performs an arm lock into a belly to back suplex. Lilith takes has chance and climbs to the top rope. ]

[ Katrina slowly clambers to her feet, She looks dizzy. Lilith pushes off from the top rope, but just before impact Katrina somehow manages to raise a foot to Lilith's gut, making her double over and back into the corner. Katrina regains her composure and starts beating on Lilith in the corner. After a few punches She holds her by the chin and lifts her foot up, choking the life out of the Watchdog of the Underworld. Once the referee has counted to five Katrina makes the mistake of turning away from Lilith. She begins winding up the crowd, making unpleasant gestures. When She turns around Lilith is staring her in the eye. After punching Katrina a couple of times and delivering her a somewhat devastating DDT, Lilith picks her up. She signals to the crowd that She is about to perform 'Hellish Nightmare' but Katrina counters and thrusts Lilith backwards to the ropes. Katrina then bounces to the other and nails a shining wizard to the head of the deformed woman sending her over the top rope.]

[Katrina then sets up the ladder and begins to climb to the top, she reaches the title and pulls it free as Lilith slides back into the ring. Lilith then pushes the ladder out from underneath Katrina making her collapse and fall to the ring below.]

[Lilith then grabs Katrina’s wrist and bites deep into it drawing blood as she licks her lips and heads backstage having got her hit. Katrina then rolls to the outside with her new belt in her hands.]

JLT: We have a new champion! Katrina has earned her championship finally!

Leah: Lilith looked mighty pissed though. She was representing Mya after all!

[On the stage Taylor has walked out and is slow clapping as Katrina gets up and the two lock eyes as Taylor then walks backstage as the sounds of Adema plays.]


[Nyssa is backstage talking with Pandora as the masked tag team of Kamikazi get ready for their match by adjusting their identical ring attire. Nyssa looks into the mirror as she speaks.]

Nyssa: You know it’s great that Tara’s banned from the arena tonight. Yuku’s been looking for her precious baby all night, she’s such a dumbass. I mean she’s been “hunting” me down all night and I’ve been in my locker room the whole time? This next match should be a doddle.

Pandora: Didn’t you team with her?

Nyssa: I carried her. Plus you teamed with Mystika…

Pandora: After what she did last month, I want revenge. I got rid of Laura despite her throwing me into the river! Do you know I could’ve died from that, but now it’s Mystika’s turn. We have history.

Nyssa: We better get to the ring…

[Bianca is seen walking out of the arena to the protestors. She picks up a sign and begins to join in with the growing group as she marches around with the demonstration.]

Leah: Is Bianca going on strike? She’s not even from GWF and she has a match!

JLT: I think Yuku needs to find a new partner.


[“Control” hits the PA system as the fans boo for the arrival of Vern Wheeler. He walks out with two four large men in black suits surrounding him. He then walks down to the ring with his bodyguards confiscating any signs that are anti-Vern. The GWF owner steps into the ring and takes the microphone from the ring announcer.]

Vern Wheeler: Well, well, well, this is the dump where all my female talent ended up huh? I can’t say I’m impressed, I would’ve thought they would actually defect to somewhere credible. DU has money in the bank though, that is all that matters. I am in total control, you see if I don’t like something, I can sue and ruin this company!

[“Faint” by Linkin Park hits the PA system as Shane Rockford walks out on his own as the fans cheer for his arrival. He paces down to the ring and slides into the ring, he snatches the microphone from Vern.]

Shane Rockford: This has got to stop, you’re a power-obsessed has-been who just wants any excuse to get back into the spotlight. If this was such a major deal for you and you were here for the “best interest of your business” then where is your attorney? Where is your legal team? Huh?

[Shane then right hands Vern in the face sending him down into the canvas holding his mouth. A large bodyguard then kicks Shane in the stomach as all four men begin to beat down the president. They stomp on him and all kneel down to hit him with fists before a large one restrains him in a choke hold.]

[Vern then gets to his feet and calls of his bodyguards as “Control” replays. Vern then kicks Shane in the face before leaving the ring with his muscular group of black-clad men, he walks up the ring as medics slide in to attend to Shane.]

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[When we return the protestors have silenced as Tequila is walking by the stretcher Shane has been loaded on with a concerned look on her face. Blue flashing lights are seen as Shane is hoisted into the back of the ambulance and Emerald climbs on there. The paramedics then slam the doors and bang on the side as the ambulance sirens are heard and we watch it drive out of the parking lot.]

Leah: Vern has got himself in some shit now. Beating up our president and in his home town too, this is personal. Screw the legal terms.

JLT: I’m still in shock! That was heinous!


Tag Team Match
Bianca & Yuku Shiro v Kakmaze (Nyssa & Pandora)

JLT: Our main event is very personal. Earlier in the week Nyssa kidnapped Yuku Shiro’s daughter Sakura, and a total feud has just exploded in those seven days!

Leah: Yuku even went as far as throwing Nyssa through a glass window at Rule Britannia, but of course, it is all about payback. Typical. First it’s money…then greed…now payback.

JLT: Well what do you expect?

Leah: Well about some love for once? Happiness? Lust? Come on writers!

[“Fight Music” by D12 plays on the PA system as mist fills the entrance way and video wall. From the mist walks Pandora and Nyssa side by side, they raise their arms and walk to the ring with Nyssa making cradle references to Yuku’s child.]

John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team contest, at a combined weight of 235lbs, the Mystery Within and the Mystery of the Abyss, Nyssa and Pandora…KAMEKAZI!!!

[Nyssa and Pandora then take off their capes and put them on the ropes as “Baddest Bitch” by Trina interrupts and Bianca walks out with her protest sign still in her hand and heads to both ends of the stage waving it before walking to the ring. She stops a few feet away from the ring.]

John Roe: Their opponents, introducing first, from Oakland, California, at a weight of 150lbs, the Baddest Bitch…BIANCA!!!

[“The Rain” by DMX plays as Yuku Shiro walks out cursing at Nyssa and pointing her finger as it as she speeds down to the ring sliding under the bottom rope and heading straight for Nyssa who exits to the outside of the ring.]

JLT: Yuku wants Nyssa badly!

[Yuku then slides out after her and chases her around the ring but Bianca clotheslines Nyssa and slides her into the ring. Yuku then climbs in after her but Bianca holds her back and tells her to “calm down” as Bianca climbs onto the apron and leaps into the ring with a flying dropkick to the Abyss Mystery.]

[Bianca then brings Nyssa to her feet and tosses her to the corner. Bianca then props Nyssa on the top rope but Pandora comes into the ring and grabs Bianca by her hair pulling her down into a neckbreaker. Yuku Shiro takes the opportunity to run along the apron and nail a spinning kick to the face of Nyssa which sends her flying backwards off the turnbuckle and flying to the floor below.]

[Yuku then returns to her corner and the referee shoves Pandora to her corner. Nyssa slides back into the ring and tags in Pandora, Bianca gets to her feet as Pandora climbs onto Nyssa’s shoulders and stands as she then falls forward with her first clenched and nails Bianca on the head with them as both women fall to the floor.]

[Pandora then lifts Bianca up and twists her arm. She then grabs the rope and backflips before pulling Bianca into her with a clothesline. Pandora then hits the ropes and nails a quick leg drop to Bianca before scooping her up and nailing a snake eyes.]

[Bianca flips off the ropes and Pandora comes from behind with a German suplex and then rolls over into a bridge as the referee counts.]

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[Yuku Shiro leaps into the ring with a springboard splash which flattens Pandora. Nyssa then climbs to the top turnbuckle. Yuku turns toward her and she leaps off with a hurricanrana taking down her former partner. Bianca then finds her feet as she clotheslines Nyssa over the top rope as both women fall.]

JLT: Do you think the referee knows who is legal and who isn’t?

[Pandora then scoops up Yuku Shiro and whips her to the ropes. Pandora then jumps onto the opposite ropes spinning around to spear down Yuku Shiro into the canvas. Pandora then climbs to top rope and leaps off with a moonsault.]

[The referee knows Yuku isn’t legal and Pandora gets off the cover and tosses Yuku Shiro to the outside. Bianca slides back into the ring and Pandora runs at her with a clothesline but Bianca ducks and counter it into a “Bianic Shutdown” flatliner.]

[Bianca doesn’t cover instead she tags in Yuku Shiro. Yuku pulls up Pandora and Yuku locks opponent in a dragon sleeper from behind, then hoists them into a reverse vertical suplex position. She then cradles the leg closest to her, and kicks her legs out from underneath her driving the opponent's head straight down.]

[Nyssa then comes in with a shot to back of Yuku and whips her to the corner. Nyssa then nails a running spear and Yuku walks forward, Nyssa comes from behind with a dragon sleeper but Yuku Shiro counters it and brings Nyssa down into a crossface.]

JLT: An unorthadox move from Yuku!

Leah: She just wants to break her arm!

[Nyssa manages to reach the ropes and the referee calls for the hold to be released. Bianca then scoops up Pandora and tries to nail another version of her Bianic Shutdown but from out of know where comes another foot as Mystika nails her “Kiss of Death” and Pandora falls backward. The referee is preoccupied with the other feuding tycoons so he doesn’t notice.]

JLT: Mystika?! What is she doing here?!

[Mystika slides out of the ring and stands at ringside Bianca then turns her attention to Nyssa and charges at her with a running spear but Nyssa moves out of the way and she nails Yuku as both women fall to the floor. Nyssa then tosses Bianca out of the ring and pulls Yuku to her feet.]

[Nyssa climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off onto the dazed Yuku with a “Super Tiger Death Drop” as the fans cheer for the high risk. Nyssa then covers as the referee counts regardless of who is legal.]

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[Bianca then pulls Nyssa out of the ring and tosses her into the steal steps. Bianca then climbs onto the apron and leaps into the ring with a flying frog splash which connects with Pandora’s limp body.]

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John Roe: Here are your winners…BIANCA & YUKU SHIRO!!!

[Bianca then helps up Yuku Shiro but she pushes her away and then hits her across the face. Bianca retaliates and drives Yuku into the canvas with her “Bianic Shutdown” and stands over her body slapping her across the face.]

[“Control” by Puddle of Mud interrupts as Vern Wheeler and his bodyguards walk out. Bianca then rolls her eyes as Vern slides into the ring. Suddenly the faces cheer as Bianca nails Vern in the face with an elbow, and then suddenly all the banned GWF’ers crash the arena.]

[Mya and Tequila double dropkick a large overweight bodyguard out of the ring while Crystal and Tara Lee do the same. Renegade goes back to his wrestling days as he starts to lay punches into the bodyguard. Krysta then starts to kick all the men in their groins.]

[They toss the bodyguards out of the ring and then all begin to pummel Vern with a vicious assault. Crystal rises him and then Krysta Taylor nails him in his jewels, Vern keels over as Tara Lee-Shiro locks in her “Sweetthing” pedigree and drives him into the canvas.]

[Crystal then signals and leaps to the ropes for her “City of Crystal” move which connects. Mya calls Lilith into the ring as she slides under the bottom rope, the Anti-Hero then indicates her minion to bite the wrist of Vern as Tequila pulls out a piece of paper from her jeans.]

[Lilith makes Vern bleed as Tequila puts the paper under his trickling blood. Lilith lets go and leaves the ring as Crystal, Tequila, Mya and Tara Lee all begin to pummel the owner with kicks as the Unleashed logo appears.]

JLT: Those stupid women! They have just ruined Divas Unleashed as we know it!!


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Epilogue

I really enjoyed writing this week's show, despite being overwhelmed by the amount I had to do but that is great because it means we have more members and thus more fun.

Thank you to Andy H., Chad, Mesha and Thomas for their contributions to the show. Judging roleplays was very hard to do as we had some excellent ones coming out, so if you lost don't feel bad because everybody did great.

There are two shows until Forsaken Destiny, so expect a lot of matches to be made over the next few weeks. I hope you enjoyed the show, if you have any questions or anything feel free to ask me.

- Nicole