Friday April 9th 2004
Rosegarden Arena, Portland, Oregon

[The Unleashed cameras open on the arena as the crowd cheers. We see a blonde woman standing in the ring, who is causing the crowd to stand on end. The woman is none other than Tequila, and she has the Unleashed Championship on her shoulder, and a microphone in hand.] Tequila: Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to Exile! [The crowd cheers, as a cable lowers into the ring.] Tequila: Being as not everyone has the chance and money privileges to watch Divas Unleashed PPV’s, they won’t be able to watch as Katrina & Star battle it out on Sunday in England. I found that to be unfair. So tonight, I am changing the scheduled handicapped match between Mya, Katrina & Star… into a triple threat ladder match!!! [“Like A Virgin” by Marilyn Manson starts to play and the vignette opening credits roll. We see all the champions raising their belts in a sequence before bursting into the arena where the fans are on their feet screaming and chanting as the show opens.] [The traditional display of pyrotechnics ballroom dance with each other, panning around the audience we see such signs as “Jake's my daddy!” “Why? Star? Why?” and “I got drunk with Tequila last night!” are seen in the audience. We then find ourselves on the lap of commentators Renegade and JLT.] Renegade: Welcome to Exile ladies & gentlemen, and as we just witnessed, Tequila is back and taking charge of things, making Divas Unleashed the most just place in the world! She should make everything right and give me a lap dance. JLT: Down boy, but like you said, Tequila is back and had changed tonight’s scheduled handicapped match, into a full triple threat ladder match! I think she just has it out for Star because she associates herself with Shane. Renegade: Wouldn’t you have it out for her also? That match will be off the charts! Speaking of ‘off the charts’, did you see what Yuku has been wearing lately?! JLT: Yes I have, and although slightly demented, Lady Dark Fist will be facing off against Crystal & Kaci in a tag team match, with Princess Vittoria as the guest referee, which I’m sure doesn’t please Yuku as she spit in Vittoria’s face last week. Renegade: Not to mention Emerald is on her side… she’s feisty! JLT: Also tonight, Jake Wild’s newly formed “Team X” debuts against Kamikaze and the dark duo of Lilith & Lelenya as each vouch for a chance to become the contenders for Unleashed Tag Team Titles. Renegade: You know Tara’s not too pleased with the chance of Nyssa gaining a shot against her, because they’ve been wanting to kill each other! Even tonight, Tara plans on making mince meat of Selena! JLT: Selena is a great wrestler! I think she’ll be able to overcome Tara’s hissy fit. Renegade: You know whose really pissy? Askai Champion Laura. She hates everyone! She gets the chance to cuss her lips off as she squares off against Bianca & Mystika, in a triple threat match. JLT: I’ve noticed that Pandora & Mystika don’t get along very well… Renegade: But look! Team X is backstage! [The cameras pan backstage, where we see Jake Wild pacing back & forth in front of his newly formed team, as he gets excited. Valeria & Miss Felicity sit on a couch, listening to their ‘coach’.] Jake Wild: It’s going to take determination. It’s going to take speed. Agility. Memorizing your opponents moves. All this and many more things are required if you wish to become great! We will take the Tag Division by storm! After which we will watch porn! A jigga what! Valeria: Amen. Jake Wild: Can I get a “Team X rules!”? Valeria: Team X rules! Jake Wild: Whoa, whoa, whoa… Felicity. Speak girl. Valeria: She is waiting on Holly to bring us our coffee. [Holly bursts through the doors, narrowly missing the usual dropping of hot beverages. She has a cast on her arm from where she fell down the stairs last week, and a bruise on her cheek.] Jake Wild: DROP IT! NOW! [As Holly is inches away from the table from setting down the tray of coffee, Jake kicks the tray away, and the coffee splatters all over the wall. Holly begins tearing as her lip quivers.] Holly Wentz: I WAS SO CLOSE THIS TIME!!! Valeria: Here honey… sit in my lap and make me feel better. Miss Felicity: Great… I am the only person in this room who likes men. Jake Wild: I like men. [The three divas look shocked.] Jake Wild: Man on Man action is great! It leaves me SO MANY MORE WOMEN!!!! So Val & Holly, want to watch this porn I just starred in? There’s lesbians… [Valeria jumps up, causing Holly to fall forward over the table, as Felicity shakes her head.] Miss Felicity: This is going to be a long first day. Standard Match Tara Lee-Shiro v Selena Renegade: Last week, Selena took on Miss Felicity, and this week takes on Miss Tara Lee... JLT: I hope we aren't becoming to pass'e. Renegade: Perhaps we should show more people topless. No one ever gets tired of that. HEY! Don't smack me. [Selena’s music plays, Selena runs to the ring in her red, white and blue wrestling attire and then slides under the bottom rope and then jumps up onto the turnbuckles and raises her fist into the air.] John Roe:The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, at a weight of 135lbs…SELENA!!! [Selena climbs down from the turnbuckle and waits for Tara’s arrival. "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks hits the PA system and Tara walks out on stage with her title held high. She struts to the ring as the crowd cheers.] John Roe: And her opponent... she is one-half of the DIvas Unleashed Tag Team Champions... TARA LEE-SHIRO!!!!!! [Tara enters the ring and poses. She hands her title to the referee and before Selena knows what is happening, Tara body slams Selena! Tara then brings Selena to her feet by her head and whips her to the ropes. Tara then lies down as Selena hops over and on the rebound of the ropes Tara takes her down with a flying neckbreaker, Tara then drops to a quick cover.] [1] [Selena kicks out sending Tara off her body as both women get to their feet. Tara runs towards Selena but Selena ducks her clothesline attempt and grabs her from behind driving her down into the canvas with a bulldog. Selena gets up and bounces to the ropes coming off with an elbow drop to her grounded opponent. Selena then picks up Tara and hits her in the face with some forearms before whipping her to the corner. Selena charges at her with a running splash and connects with it. Selena then props up Tara on the top rope and slap her across the face.] Renegade:Selena’s going for a high risk move, I don’t think that’s a very good idea! [Selena climbs up and poses for the fans, she then puts Tara into a suplex position but Tara manages to counter with some shots to the face which send Selena stumbling to keep her balance. Tara hits her once again and Selena falls backwards but lands on her feet. Tara Lee jumps off the top rope with a missile dropkick which connects with Selena as both women crash to the mat.] [Selena is first up surprisingly and waits for Tara to rise to her feet, Tara turns around as Selena charges. Tara counters with a kick to the face which stuns Selena, Tara then tries another kick but Selena catches it and nails a dragon screw sending Tara near to the corner.] JLT: Mighty quick feet on Tara Lee that shot come out of no where! [Tara Lee climbs to her feet resting in the corner. Selena runs towards her and leapfrogs over Tara to land on the top rope and pushing Tara to the ring at the same time. Selena poses and twists to try to execute her Selenahurricanrana finisher. She lands on Tara shoulders and bends down towards the ring.] [As Tara hits the canvas, Selena quickly jumps to her feet. As Tara stands, Selena quickly hits a small package on Tara Lee!!!] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…SELENA!!! [Selena gets to her feet and jumps up & down from her excitement! Tara gets to her feet in a rage as Selena quickly slides out of the ring, but still celebrates as she heads up the ramp.] Renegade: Selena just beat Tara Lee! I bet she's even madder now than she was before!!!! JLT: That's fine, but why is Josh freaking out backstage? Josh Diaz: Mya? Mya!!! [We see Josh running down the back hallways of the arena chasing after the figure we see ahead of him called Mya. She keeps her direction and doesn’t turn, but Josh finally catches up to her right before she enters through her locker room door. She sighs as an out of breath Josh tries to catch his breath and speak to the Anti Heroine.] Josh Diaz: Mya… I need to know, how do you feel about Star’s actions last… oh my god. [Mya ignores Josh, who begins panicking as Mya opens her locker room door, where we see Lilith & Charmion, and hundreds of lit candles in the darkened room. Charmion looks as if she is levitating as Cerberus begins to bark at the intruder outside the door. Josh gets uneasy and tries to walk away.] Josh Diaz: O. Sorry… I didn’t mean to interrupt. I’ll just be on my…AHHHH!!!! [Mya grabs Josh and pulls him through the door as the door slams. We hear Josh’s screams as we cut to ringside.] Renegade: If Josh dies, you think that you we’d be able to hire anymore interviewers? JLT: I’m surprised we have any. -Rule Britainnia Advertisement- Triple Threat Match Bianca v Laura v Mystika Renegade: Our next match is one that has been stacked against the Baddest Bitch, Bianca. Laura and Mystika have become friends and team mates over the last few weeks; even if it is a triple threat match it's inevitable they're going to be teaming up. JLT: Bianca and Mya face off at Rule Britannia so I'm sure that Myâ's taking time out from her pagan ritual to watch this. ["Party Hard" by Andrew WK plays as Mystika walks out with Chester McNugget, her championship slung over her shoulder and her ink bottle blue eyes admiring the signs in the crowd. Chester skips to the ring as Mystika climbs into the ring.] Renegade: Mystika so wants me Jamie, I'll tell you, at the zoo the other week she said she loved tigers and I'm a tiger in bed! Rwoar! [Mystika looks at Renegade doing claw marks to her and shakes her head as Chester starts poking John Roe in the face who slaps him away. Mystika then smiles and guides Chester to the outside of the ring.] JLT: Looks like she's in love to me! Renegade: Did you not see her orgasm at my claws? [The horns of "Powersurge"play and the stage fills with smoke, once it dies down Laura is standing with her Askai Championship around her waist. She poses with her arms in the "L" position before cockily heading to the ring with Maurice strutting behind her. Laura slides into the ring and slaps the hand of Mystika in unison, as Chester like a playful dog begins to chase Maurice around the ring until Maurice lands in Renegade's lap.] Renegade: Get off me you queer! [Renegade flings Maurice to his feet but straight into a clothesline from the Baddest Bitch, Bianca has made her way through the crowd with Mystika and Laura in the ring looking at the entrance way and not seeing what's happening behind them. Bianca then nails a mule kick to Chester and tosses him into the ring post. Chester's cries cause Mystika to turn around.] [Bianca slides into the ring and takes down Laura and Mystika with a double clothesline. Bianca then scoops up Laura and hits her across the face before whipping her to the ropes following her and dropkicking her out of the ring to the outside. Bianca then turns her attention to Mystika as the two tie up joining wrists but Bianca head butts Mystika knocking her backwards. Bianca lifts Mystika onto her shoulders.] JLT: Bianca's taking charge of this match already! [Bianca spins Mystika around before flipping her body off and watching it crash down to the floor. Bianca pulls Mystika back up to her feet and whips her to the corner. Bianca tries with another clothesline but Mystika moves out of the way sending Bianca into the turnbuckle. Mystika nails some kicks to the back. Laura slides back into the ring as both divas prop Bianca onto the top rope. They then drop her into the ring with a double back suplex.] [Mystika and Laura then high five each other and Mystika scoops up Bianca and tosses her to the corner once again. Laura then crouches down on all fours as Mystika heads to the other corner. Mystika then starts to run but Laura turns on her as she spears her down into the mat. Laura then fires at her with shots to the face, Laura then clutches Mystika's arm and twists it around.] Renegade: Remember there are no allies in this match; it is everyone against everyone after all. [Laura then suplexes Mystika into the canvas but Bianca is up and comes from behind with a kick to the back of the knee sending Laura down to the mat. Bianca then grabs Laura’s feet and locks on a leg lace. Laura tries to get to the ropes but ends up using her other foot to ram into Bianca's face.] [Bianca lets go as Laura kicks Bianca in the gut and gets her into a piledriver position driving her into the canvas with the dangerous move. Laura then grabs Bianca by the hair and brings her to her feet. Laura slurred shouts "bitch" and tosses Bianca over the top rope to the floor below in a hair beal.] JLT: I'm sure she pulled out a few strands with that move! [Mystika then comes from behind to Laura with a bulldog and she runs up the turnbuckle turning it into an acid rain move. Mystika then gets up and climbs to the top rope, she poses to the crowd and perches waiting for Laura to get up. Bianca hops onto the apron and begins to tug at Mystika's leg making her fall to her groin. Bianca then climbs up next to Mystika and begins to punch her in the face.] [Laura then attacks Bianca with a dropkick though, she gets back up and rams the duo's heads together. Laura then climbs the turnbuckle herself and gets Bianca and Mystika both in a suplex position but keeps on climbing as all three women stand on the top rope and the fans rise to their feet.] Renegade: Don't tell me! JLT: There's no way! [Laura then thrusts backwards executing a double superplex move as all three woman thunder into the canvas and the fans cheer. Mystika's arms land on Laurâ's shoulders as do Biancâ's.] [1] [2] [Laura manages to sit up breaking the count. Laura then climbs to her feet and brings Bianca to her feet too. Laura's control is countered by Bianca as the Oakland native drops to her knees with a jaw breaker to Laura. Laura flies backwards as Mystika rolls her into a roll-up.] [Bianca stomps on Mystika and then turns her attention to her. Bianca drags her to her feet and manages to execute some punches to her face. Bianca then gets her into the powerbomb position and follows through with her "Sweet Redemption" signature move.] [Mystika rolls in pain on the canvas as Bianca turns around to catch Laura's foot. Laura hops but then manages to counter into an enziguri kick which sends Bianca to the ropes. Laura then tries to clothesline her over the top but Bianca catches her around and turns around into her finishing move "Bianic Shutdown" driving Laura into the mat. Bianca covers.] [Bianca waits for the count but she's not getting it as Maurice is distracting the referee by making seductive facial expressions. Bianca swings at him but he ducks and grabs Bianca by the neck and drives her into the ropes.] [Bianca groggily spins around into the ring where Mystika's foot collides with her face in her "Kiss of Death" finisher! Mystika then turns as Laura kicks her in the gut. Laura pulls Mystika in her "Perfection" spinning jackknife powerbomb! Laura then slams her into the canvas but Chester slides into the ring. He taps Laura on the shoulder as Laura turns and Chester pulls her into a kiss.] Renegade: Look at Chester! He's planting one on Laura! [Laura pushes him away and Bianca dropkicks Laura into him as they both fall from the ring to the floor on the outside. Bianca then scoops up Mystika and pushes her to the turnbuckle. Bianca props her on the top rope as both women climb up there, Bianca then grabs their bodies in a "T" position and leaps backward with her finisher.] [Bianca lies across Mystika's body as the referee slides into position.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner... BIANCA!!! [Bianca gets up and notions to the Stripped Championship around her waist. She walks up the ramp backstage as Maurice helps up Laura, but Chester spears him down and the two start rolling around like girls on the outside as the camera cuts to a happy Bianca posing on the ramp.] [As we arrive backstage yet again, Yuku Shiro is seen crouched on a table, her Lady Dark Fist persona taken over her body yet again. As the camera backs up, we see she is crouching on the infamous drinks table, and she sips from a styrofoam cup. She glares as Divas Unleashed crewmembers walk past, scaring off whoever may wish to quench their thirst. The long blond haired Emerald walks up to Yuku, who doesn’t seem to care much about Yuku’s glares.] Yuku Shiro: Your brave. Emerald O' Conner: Your intelligent. Yuku Shiro: I want you to know I’m not exactly pleased with you being by my side tonight. I do however enjoy the destruction you’ve placed upon that bitch Kaci, and for that I commend you. Emerald O' Conner: After your many nice jobs of ass-kicking, I should be bowing. Yuku Shiro: Don’t kiss too much ass. Emerald O' Conner: I’m not, I’m being nice for the sake of restraining myself from knocking you off this table. [As Yuku gets a slight smile on the side of her face, it quickly turns to anger as Mystika & Chester walk by hand in hand. They don’t even glance at the heel duo, who seem to feel jilted for not being recognized.] Yuku Shiro: Damn posers. Emerald O' Conner: Damn Happy Couples. [Emerald & Yuku look at each other, as Princess Vittoria & Kristin walk past. Yet again, they are not even noticed.] Yuku Shiro: Damn rich bitches Emerald O' Conner: Damn promiscuous whores. [Emerald & Yuku smile at each other as they seem to have reached an understanding. Dee Snuts & Bianca then walk by.] Yuku Shiro: Damn… I’m speechless Emerald O' Conner: Damn… you took my line! [Yuku & Emerald nod and head off together.] Emerald O' Conner: Why did I work here again? Yuku Shiro: The paycheck… the paycheck… [The camera switches to another location backstage as we see Katrina walking down the hallway. She walks past Pandora, who stops Katrina.] Katrina: Oh, hello. Pandora: Hey Katrina… I wanted to congratulate you on your title shot at Rule Britannia. Katrina: Thank you! I hope you get that Tag Title shot also. [As Katrina prepares to walk off, Pandora grabs her by the arm and Katrina waits.] Pandora: I was kind of hoping you could tell me how you get a shot like that. I’ve accomplished a lot in the ring, and it seems that no matter how good I am out there, I still can’t get into the huge spotlights. Katrina: Well… it’s all about making an impact. Sure your wrestling skills are defined, but perhaps catching everyone’s eyes with something you’d never do might be the way to get the attention your looking for. Take my advice… after all, my best friend is a media whore. Pandora: What would you suggest. Katrina: Hmm… well… [Katrina whispers into Pandora’s ear as she nods, and the camera returns to ringside with Renegade & JLT.] Triple Threat Tag Team Contendership Lilith & Lelenya v Kamikaze (Nyssa & Pandora) v Team X (Miss Felicity & Valeria) Renegade: Well JLT, in this next match it seems that the very future of the Tag Division is going to be competeing for the chance to win the Tag Team Titles! JLT: I wonder if any of these teams can defeat the infamous lesbians? Renegade: ... I HOPE NOT! ["Haunted" by Evanescence plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage and Charmion emerges from under the stage and a circle of fire on a crucifix gagged at the mouth and arms. Lilith also comes out of the fire with three huskey dogs on one lead. Charmion's limbs are all dressed in black ribbon as Lilith walks to the ring with the three dogs and Charmion following behind. Lilith & her crew then pause as a violin begins playing. Suddenly thousands of black wings begin falling from the cieling as Lelenya hovers over the stage! She is lowered and and walks to the side of Lilith as the two divas give each other a nod and walk into the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is a triple threat Tag Team match, and it is to determine who will face the Tag Team Champions at Rule Britainnia!!! In the ring, accompanied by Charmion... LILITH & LELENYA!!! [As the dark duo stand in the ring, "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes blasts over the PA system as a huge pyro rockets across the arena ceiling and crashes into the centre of the stage. As the smoke rises from the explosion, Pandora & Nyssa walk out, as the masked divas walk to the ring with their heads held high.] John Roe: And their opponents... from Miami, Florida & Mito, Japan respectively... NYSSA & PANDORA!!! [As Charmion takes the dogs backstage, they snarel at the masked women. The divas ignore the dogs as Charmion walks to the back as Pandora & Nyssa enter the ring and pose for the crowd, with Lelenya & Lilith looking on. "Boom" by P.O.D. blares over the P.A. system, at the same time pyros shoot out and everytime the song says "Boom" pyros shoot out. Valeria & Miss Felicity walk out on stage and walk to the ring with Jake following close behind.] John Roe: And the final team... being accompanied to the ring by Jake Wild... Miss Felicity & Valeria, TEAM X!!! Renegade: I think I should follow in Jake's footsteps. He stars in porn, he makes rap music... it's enough to make me want to start my own stable! JLT: What low life whores will be in it with you? Renegade: Only a few... [Before Team X reaches the ring, Lilith attacks Nyssa from behind. Lelenya takes off her wings and stands in the corner, as Valeria & Miss Felicity get on to their corner. Pandora clothlines Lilith down as it appears they will start the match. Nyssa & Pandora however begin kicking Lilith while she is on the ground, prompting Lelenya to slide into the ring and take Nyssa down from behind with a spinning heel kick! Lelenya & Nyssa are then forced to their corners by the referee as Lilith gets to her feet.] [Pandora pulls Lilith the rest of the way up and throws her into the ropes. Upon Lilith's return, Pandora hits an arm-drag take down. As Lilith rolls to her feet, Pandora dropkicks Lilith from behind, causing Lilith to stumble into the Team X corner, and inadvertantly tag in Valeria! Lilith quickly turns around and kicks Pandora in the face with her boot! As Pandora lies on the mat, Valeria climbs the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault on Pandora! Valeria asserts herself and quickly climbs the turnbuckle again, and flies off with a second moonsault on Pandora! As Valeria prepares to finish her '3rd Degree Burns' signiture, when Nyssa climbs into the ring, with Valeria climbing. Nyssa then runs to the ropes and springboards off next to Valeria, before connecting in mid-air with the 'Tiger Knee'!!! Nyssa then drags Pandora to her corner and then gets out to await a tag.] Renegade: I don't think Pandora knows where she is. JLT: Valeria is so lost, she has just tagged in Lelenya!!! [Valeria grabs her head and rolls out of the ring as Lelenya enters. Pandora tags in Nyssa, who leaps up to the third rope! As Lelenya walks towards the ring, Nyssa jumps off with a flying clothline!!! As the two women fall to the mat, Nyssa changes her position and stays on for a pin!] [1] [2] [Lelenya kicks out, just as Miss Felicity legdrops the back of Nyssa's head! This causes Pandora to enter the ring and spear down Miss Felicity! As Pandora turns around, Lilith lifts Pandora into a spinebuster!! Then as Lilith & Lelenya stand, Nyssa clothlines the gothic duo over the top rope!] Renegade: Who is that? [The crowd cheers as a long-haired man in a skirt runs down the Unleashed ramp and slides into the ring. Jake readies to enter the ring, when the man grabs Nyssa and chokeslams her!!! As Nyssa lays in a pile, the man slides out on the ring, just as Valeria hits "The Flame Thrower" lionsault!!! The referee counts as the man is joined on stage by Tara Lee! Miss Felicity tackles Pandora, preventing her from breaking the count as Jake counts with the crowd] [1] [2] [3] Renegade: Team X won!!! John Roe: Here is your winners... Miss Felicity & Valeria... TEAM X! [Jake, Valeria & Miss Felicity begin cheering as Nyssa looks up the ramp at the man & Tara Lee. Nyssa begins to growl.] JLT: Who is that guy? Tara Lee: Nyssa... I think you know this man. Seeing as he just cost you a chance at my Tag Team titles... ladies & gentlemen, I am proud to introduce to you the newest male on the Divas Unleashed roster, and my good freind... LADD LEVY! [Ladd raises his arms as the crowd cheers, while Nyssa begins to stop around in the ring, with Pandora trying to calm her down.] -Commercial Break- [The camera pans to the backstage door of Shane Rockford. The crowd boos as the door opens and the camera walks in to see Star, Shane, Princess Vittoria, & Miss Rhiannon. Each woman is standing in front of Shane’s desk, talking all at once, getting their wants and needs across to their boss. Vittoria finally makes her announcement over the others.] Princess Vittoria: I am not wearing this referee shirt. It is… how you Americans say. Tacky. [Shane spins in his chair and faces the divas. Each are shocked to see he hasn’t shaved, looks like he hasn’t slept in days, and his eyes show much intensity.] Shane Rockford: Wear… whatever… you want. [Vittoria smiles and exits as Star takes her stand.] Star: What the fuck are you letting Tequila do this to me for?! I am not about to go into a ladder match against Katrina AND MYA. You know they will team up against me! Shane… FIX THIS NOW, or you can kiss this goddess’s ass when you see me walk… Shane Rockford: Star, Star, Star… I get what you’re saying. I know… I know… I know. Katrina & Mya will more than likely come together in an attempt to finish you off. Star: You better start soundin REAL POSITIVE in the next few sentences. Shane Rockford: Well Star, I PLAN on them teaming together. I am trashing Tequila’s triple threat match… and making it a Tag Team match alright? Star: If you haven’t noticed, not many of these bitches round here like me much. Think about that part before you blasted Mya with a chair did you genius? Shane Rockford: Your right. Your partner is Miss Rhiannon. Star: – WHAT?! [Star glares at Rhiannon.] Star: Don’t mess up. [Star exits as Rhiannon flies around the desk and gets in Shane’s face.] Miss Rhiannon: Are you insane?! I can’t compete in a Ladder Match! Shane Rockford: You’re a former Tag Team Champion, and I KNOW that you want revenge on Katrina for all those abusive months in the Bitch Squad. Here… look at it this way. If you don’t go out there and fight tonight… I might be tempted to extinguish your contract. Miss Rhiannon: Ugh… fine. I’ll go get my gear. [Rhiannon leaves as the camera heads back to the ring, where ‘The Dahl House’ is coming to you live on Exile.] The Dahl House Dee Snuts [As Dee is walking from the backstage area to the entrance, she is suddenly ambushed from behind by Laura!!! Laura begins screaming into Dee's face as she smashes Dee's head into the brick walls, causes Dee's face to split open in blood. Laura then walks away cursing at everything as Dee lies in a mess.] [The camera cuts to the ring where Brandy is set up for her interview and she sighs.] Brandy Dahl: I need a new job. -Divas Unleashed Merchandise Advert- Tag Team Match Crystal & Kaci Russell v Emerald O'Conner & Yuku Shiro Renegade: Princess Vittoria is the special guest referee in this encounter after Yuku Shiro nastily spat on her last week. Emerald O'Connor attacked Kaci once again in a backstage interview with sexy Krysta Taylor. JLT: Emerald cost Kaci her baby too and we saw Yuku Shiro show the Pinnacle of Perfection some sympathy this week too, a very rare event that was! Not to mention that Crystal and Kaci almost joined the Ku Klux Klan. Renegade: It's been a busy two weeks! ["Brackish" by Kittie plays as Crystal walks out in her ring attire with her red highlights flowing from her walk. Kaci follows behind with a focused look on her face. Both divas raise their arms before walking to the ring with Crystal speaking to Kaci along the way.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match, introducing first, at a combined weight of 307lbs, the Femme Fatale and the Pinnacle of Perfection...CRYSTAL & KACI RUSSELL!!! [Crystal climbs into the ring as Kaci waits on the apron and the two discuss their strategy. The sounds on Bon Jovi fill the arena as Emerald O’Connor walks out on the stage not taking her eyes off Kaci, but as she reaches the bottom of the ramp the arena fades to darkness for the broody entrance of Yuku Shiro.] [Emerald looks annoyed as she slides into the ring where Yuku Shiro is mysteriously standing. ith all four divas in the ring a confident Emerald turns to talk strategy with Yuku, only to get NAILED in the gut, with a hard kick by the Dark Lady Fist!] Renegade: WHAT THE HELL? JLT: Yuku's turning on her OWN partner! AGAIN! [A shocked Kaci and Crystal watch along with Vitorria as Shiro grabs O'Conner by her hair yanking her backward, locks on a dragon sleeper, and then drills her into the mat with a Reverse DDT laying her out! Yuku hops to her feet as the crowd erupts to Emerald crossed eyed and unconscious on the mat!] JLT: Brutal Reverse DDT by Yuku knocking Emerald out cold! What is going on? Renegade: Who the heck knows what goes on in the mind of the Lady Dark Fist these days! [Yuku briefly stares Kaci down, then turns to Vitorria. She gives her a slow cut throat sign while rolling her eyes to the back of her head as her Raven flies off from the announcer's table perching itself on her shoulder. The lights go out in the arena, then come back on to find Shiro gone without a trace.] Renegade: Where has she gone? Yuku walked out on her partner again?! JLT: Emerald's wasting no time though! Looks like we've got a handicap match! [Emerald kicks Crystal and takes her down with a neckbreaker. Emerald gets up and starts to stomp on Crystal as she picks her up and applies a headlock, Emerald tightens it as Crystal shoves her to the ropes. Emerald manages to counter it though with a back body drop. Emerald then kneels down and gets Crystal in a headlock from behind, she applies her knee to Crystal's back and leans backward with Crystal's neck in her hands.] JLT: This is a contrast of styles, Emerald is a technician whereas Crystal likes to be fast paced, this situation has got to have Crystal uncomfortable. [Emerald brings her to her feet and plants her to the floor on a drop to her on her head as Emerald then pins. Princess Vittoria gets in position and starts to count but by the time she hits one Crystal has kicked out, Emerald rolls her eyes at Vittoria's referring skills and scoops up Crystal and slams her into the mat. Emerald heads to the second rope and leaps off with a leg drop which connects.] [She pulls Crystal to her feet and gives her some uppercuts, she then manages to get her resting on the ropes. Emerald grabs Crystal's arm and twists it as she flips using the ropes before clotheslining her down. Emerald then runs towards Kaci and knocks her off the apron with a shot to the chest. Emerald turns her attention back to Crystal as Kaci tries to get back into the ring but is restrained by Vittoria.] JLT: Vittoria can restrain but can't count, what kind of a referee is that? [Emerald pulls Crystal to her feet and bulldogs her into the canvas. Emerald then mimics Crystal's pose as the fans boo, Emerald then runs to the top rope and backflips off trying to complete the "City of Crystal" finisher but Crystal has it countered and rolls out of the way. Crystal then pulls O'Connor to her feet and nails some shots to the face before whipping her to the Kaci corner. Crystal tags in Kaci.] [Crystal whips Emerald to the ropes as she and Kaci nail a double arm drag. Kaci then furiously stomps on Emerald as she tosses her into the corner. Kaci then runs towards with a spear to the gut and keeps on thrusting into Emerald until Vittoria pulls her away.] Renegade: We've got a preview of Rule Britannia! [Kaci then pushes Emerald away from the corner as she climbs to the top rope. Kaci then launches off with her "Serafino" kid krushing move, but Kaci doesn't cover instead she heads to the outside of the ring and snatches a chair. She slides into the ring and blasts Vittoria over the head with it taking out the referee, Crystal then gets into the ring with a shocked look on her face.] [Emerald gets up and snatches the chair from Kaci and swings at her but she ducks and it connects with the head of Crystal. Kaci then boots Emerald in the face and slams the chair into her stomach before straddling her and wrapping her hands around her throat.] [Emerald is about to pass out when the chair is slammed into the back of Kaci's head sending her falling off her position and slumping to the floor. Kristin Wallace stands over Kaci's body with a smile across her face, Kristin then smiles as she leaves the ring with a satisfied look on her face and up the ramp as a referee runs to the ring past her. Kristin turns and watches as Emerald puts an arm across her chest and the referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] Renegade: Kaci just got screwed by Kristin Wallace once again! Renegade: Why is Rhiannon here?! JLT: On one of Shane’s missions I’m guessing. She signs for him you know? [Miss Rhiannon flies into the ring, and has a fire extinguisher in her hand! As Kaci gets to her feet, Rhiannon blasts her in the face with the white smoke! As Crystal jumps in the ring, Rhiannon takes the extinguisher and bashes it over Crystal’s forehead! As the two divas lay on the ground, Emerald begins kicking Kaci to death. As the beating begins on Crystal & Kaci, “Faint” hits the PA system as Shane walks out to the ring.] Renegade: Here’s our great boss! JLT: Great huh? He just had Rhiannon attack Kaci & Crystal. Renegade: You don’t know that. [Shane enters the ring as the boos of the crowd comfort him in his entrance. Shane is handed a microphone and hushes the crowd, who just retaliate in louder boos. He finally shrugs it off and starts talking.] Shane Rockford: The Pinnacle Of Perfection and The Femme Fatale lay at my feet, hardly coherent as to what I am saying. You see, you two jezebel’s think that I have forgotten that shit incident when I was trying to make your life easier. You POURED SHIT ON ME WHEN I TRIED TO END YOU’RE SUFFERING IN 3WL!!! YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE HAGS!!! [The crowd boos even louder, almost drowning Shane out.] Shane Rockford: I will get my vengeance… I’ve been waiting to do this to you two since Xiak Xande, and with that raw sewage bullshit you pulled, it’s going to all the greater for me to sit back and watch. Next week, for the first time in Divas Unleashed history… we will see Kaci Russell face Crystal… in a RAW SEWAGE MATCH! [The crowd erupts as Yuku Shiro, Emerald & Star laugh at the crowd-loved divas predicament. Crystal tries to stand, but is kicked in the face by Shane. Suddenly “Shape” by The Sugababes hits the PA system and Tequila walks out on stage! The crowd cheers as all the divas in the ring and Shane look up with pissed off looks at the arrival of “The Bad Influence”. She takes the microphone on stage and speaks to the Oregon crowd.] Tequila: Shane… I like how you think. You are giving the fans what they want. However… this isn’t very fair… to the divas… or to the hard working staff members at Divas Unleashed. However… if you’re going to go around changing my matches, then I am going to change yours. I’m going to add Star to the “Raw Sewage” match!!! [The crowd roars in approval, as Star begins screaming at Shane and pointing at Tequila.] Tequila: ...and I’ll do you one better Shane… I am making you THE GUEST REFEREE!!! Shane Rockford: WHAT!?! YOU CRAZY BITCH!!! [“Shape” by The Sugababes hits the PA system and Tequila walks backstage as Shane & Star begin screaming in the ring at each other, as Emerald & Rhiannon try to calm the duo down.] -Forsaken Destiny Advertisement- [The camera zooms backstage where we see Kristin & Katrina backstage, as Kristin prep talks Katrina.] Kristin: Katrina, if you & Mya win tonight, you will prove to the world that you are capable of downing not only one, but TWO of your greatest nemesis here in Divas Unleashed all in one ladder match. Then you’ll be well on your way to beating Star once again in yet another ladder match. Your like the ladder queen your so… Katrina: Kristin? Kristin: Yes? Katrina: Calm down. I understand what’s at stake. [The two 'Bod Squaders' continue to walk down the hallway, when Mya walks from her locker room with Gabriel just behind her. Inside the locker room we see Josh Diaz on the crucifix as Lilith licks his chest. As Katrina & Kristin's jaws drop, Mya & Gabriel walk off to the ring as if they had seen nothing. Charmion then signals with her hands for the door to close, and it slams as if from telekinetics.] Katrina: Was that just... Kristin: I am so speaking with our hireing committee. [Kristin & Katrina then follow Gabriel & Mya down the hallway as we hear one last scream from Josh.] Tag Team Ladder Match Katrina & Mya v Star & Miss Rhiannon Renegade: I can't wait for this match JLT! Not only is it Divas Unleashed FIRST EVER Tag Team Ladder match, we are going to see Katrina finally settle the score against Miss Rhiannon, Mya gain vengeance against Star, and of course Star & Katrina are facing off for the Unleashed Championship at Rule Britainnia... it's so... so... collusional! JLT: I'm also pysched for this match, and I can put it in better terms that you can. Collusional? Jesus... as you where saying, alot of scores are going to be settled during this match, and with Rule Britainnia two weeks away, it's anyones guess how this will end. Renegade: The Unleashed Championship dangling in the air like that is enough to make me tinkle. [As the camera shot of Star's Unleashed Championship hangs from the steel ring, “Everybody's Fool” by Evanescence is heard throughout the arena. Miss Rhiannon appears at the top of the stage her long blonde hair pulled back into a tight pony tail, her assets tightly protected by her black shiny leather sleeveless top with matching shiny leather pants and wrestling boots. She marches down the ramp without touching a single outstretched hand much to the dismay of the fans. She looks at the ladder as she passes by with an uneasy glare.] John Roe: The following contest is a Tag Team Ladder match! Making her way to the ring weighing 125 pounds... MISS RHIANNON!!! [She walks up the ring stairs, raises an eyebrow at the crowd before entering the ring via the bottom rope. Miss Rhiannon waits in the ring, as "Hip Hop Star" By Beyonce blasts over the P.A system and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and a slight for covers the stage. Star appears through the fog to a large boo from the crowd, hands on her hips and a smug look on her face. "We Hate You Star" and "You Suwk" signs are immediately jolted into the air as Star makes her way down the ramp and into the ring, as she points to her Unleashed Championship suspended in the air.] John Roe: And her partner... from Philidelphia, PA... she is the Unleashed Champion, STAR!!! [The opening riffs of Cult of Luna trigger of a parade of mixed reactions of cheers and boos as The DUs Own Personal Anti-Heroin steps out into the shadows. The only light is that of the titantron. The movie shows disturbing images of Mya musing in the gutter, angsting in her own blood and drowning her sorrows with her liquid joy. Words quickly flash between each shot; death, angel, cry, wounds, heart to name a few. She looks oddly at the crowd who cheers her as Gabriel follows her down the ramp, her Stripped Championship glittering in the lights.] John Roe: And their opponants... making her way to the ring from London, England, being accompanied to the ring by Gabriel... she is the Stripped Champion, MYA!!! [Mya points to the ladder and Gabriel immediately collapses it and carries it to the ring. Both he & Mya enter the ring, as Star & Rhiannon slide out. Gabriel sets the ladder in a corner as the two teams stare at each other.] JLT: You can tell Mya is furious with Star for her turn on her last week, but what about the crowd... Mya has never gotten cheered before! [Red and silver pyro go off as "Freaking Out" by Adema hits. As Marky Chavez begins to sing, Katrina makes her way from behind the curtain. She taunts the crowd as she makes her way into the ring, with Kristin close behind her.] John Roe: And finally... her partner, from New York, New York... being accompanied to the ring by Kristin Wallace... KATRINA!!! [Katrina runs the rest of the way down the ramp and immediately chases after Star, as Kristin goes the other way around the ring after Miss Rhiannon. Star slides into the ring, and Mya nails her in the back of the head with her championship!] Renegade: The match just started and already Star is being double teamed. we should have just kept the handicapped match! [Gabriel exits the ring as Katrina slides into the ring. Mya & Katrina then begin beating Star with kicks and punches on the mat as she tries to escape from the wirly divas. Outside the ring, Kristin has caught Miss Rhiannon, who is about to slam her face into the steel steps, but Rhiannon delivers the fierce head shot on the steel to Kristin! Rhiannon quickly slides into the ring and tackles Katrina and ends the double team on Star!] [As Rhiannon gets to her feet, Mya grabs her from behind and takes her down with a reverse DDT! As she turns to go back to work on Star however, kicks Mya in the gut and nails the "Mundane Makeover"(X-factor)!! Katrina begins to rise and Star uses this distraction to grab Katrina's arm and throw her shoulder first across the ring, causing Katrina's face to nail the ladder in the corner! Star's fury seems to still be unleashing, as she screams just before running to the ropes and hitting Gabriel with the "Star Spangled Hammer"!!!] [The crowd loses it after the attack on Gabriel, but cheer as they see the big man fall over the barricade backwards into the crowd. Mya begins to get to her feet, and Star prepares to throw her into the ladder as she had done to Katrina. Mya reverses the Irish whip and Star flies face first into the steel step! As Star falls backwards, the ladder falls ontop of her! We see that Katrina had pushed it onto Star's body, and Katrina has climbed the turnbuckle behind her! Katrina then flies off the ladder with "The Kat's Eye" onto the ladder ontop of Star!!!!!] Renegade: HOLY HELL!!! JLT: Ouch... [Katrina rolls off the ladder grabbing her gut as Star lies motionless under the ladder. As Mya walks towards the duo, Miss Rhiannon attacks Mya from behind and slams Mya backwards on her head by her hair! Miss Rhiannon then grabs Mya's foot and applies her "Sweet Justice" ankle lock! Mya begins swirming as a result, as Rhiannon laughs in pleasure.] [It seems forever that Miss Rhiannon has had the ankle lock on before Kristin runs into the ring and clothlines Miss Rhiannon down! Kristin and Rhiannon begin cat fighting on the outside as Mya tries to stand on her injured foot and pull the ladder up. After several painful moments, Mya finally gets her footing to the point where she can assemble the ladder. She sets the ladder up and then begins her climb as the crowd begins to go crazy.] Renegade: Go Mya Go! [Star sees Mya and begins to pull herself to the ladder, but Katrina leaps onto Star's back and the two begin rolling in the ring with hits and punches! As Mya nears the top we hear a loud "BLAM" sound outside the ring, and see Kristin bleeding from her forehead as she falls from the ringpost where Miss Rhiannon had launched her into. Rhiannon then runs into the ring and knocks the ladder over!!!] [Mya tries to grab the belt at the last second, but it is too late, and she looses her grasp and falls into the center of the ring, barely missing Star & Katrina. Rhiannon quickly rolls Mya out of the ring and then pulls Katrina up by her hair. Miss Rhiannon suddenly kicks Katrina "In Ya Nuts", causing the Queen of Pain to double over. Rhiannon then lifts Katrina to her shoulders for a powerbomb! Katrina however switches her position on Rhiannon's head into an electric chair drop position, and using the ropes, gives Rhiannon a reverse hurricanrana outside of the ring! Katrina lands on the apron, and Rhiannon bumps from the apron to the black mats to the barricade as she falls outside the ring.] [Star has gotten to her feet, but Katrina grabs her and goes for a guillotine drop! Star blocks the move thought, and then arm-drags Katrina into the ring! As Katrina's back slams on the mat, Star begins kicking away at her until Katrina gets into the corner. Star then begins to choke Katrina with her foot for a few moments before turning to the ladder. Star is obviously pissed from Katrina's move earlier, and lays the ladder on the mat. Star lifts Katrina onto the top rope, and it seems she is going to superplex Katrina onto the ladder!!!] [Katrina sees this and immediately goes to reverse into a tornado DDT, but Star again reverses into a back body drop, in which Katrina nails the ladder with her back! Star then climbs up the ropes with ease and flies off backwards with the "Stardom" corkscrew moonsault!!! As body hits body hits steel, the crowd roars at the brutality.] [Miss Rhiannon slides into the ring from the outside and helps Star up off Katrina's body, and the duo push Katrina out of the ring. They then set up the ladder as the crowd begins to lose thier minds with boos. Miss Rhiannon then begins to climb the ladder, as does Star. Gabriel then slides into the ring and grabs Star's foot! Miss Rhiannon nods at Star, and Star then twists her body and comes down with a hurricarana on Gabriel!!! The momentum of the move causes Gabriel to fly out of the ring, just as Mya slides in and works her way up the ladder backwards underneath Rhiannon! As Rhiannon grabs the belt, Mya lifts her and powerbombs her to the mat!!!] JLT: Everybody's down!! Wait... Star's up again! Hah... just kidding. [Star gets to her feet as does Mya, each woman look at each other through the ladder, and then up at the Unleashed Championship. At the exact moment, each begin climbing thier side of the ladder in a race to the top. As they meet each other, the fists begin flying as each diva tries not to fall off backwards, the crowd roaring at the sight of who may, or may not win.] [Mya gives Star a hard slap, and seems to be going for a suplex! As Mya lifts Star, Star moves her head, and Mya seems to stop her movement. Star uses this moment to punch Mya in between the eyes, and Mya suddenly falls backwards in a slow descent, as a tower coming down. She falls to the mat with a large thud, in an almost graceful descent as the crowd pops. Star then grabs the Unleashed Championship and unhooks the belt, the crowd booing it is unlatched.] John Roe: Here are your winners... Miss Rhiannon & Star!!! [As Star awaits her music to start, "Shape" by Sugababes hits the PA system as the crowd boos change to cheers as Tequila walks out on stage. She runs down the ramp and stops just before ringside, as Star readies for an attack. Star then begins yelling at Tequila to enter the ring, when Star is attacked from behind by Katrina!!! Katrina climbs the ladder behind Star and hooks her arm around Star's head, before crashing backwards with her modified husband's move, "The Kat Kall"!!! The crowd is up in arms as Tequila seems pleased by her distraction. Katrina holds up the Unleashed Championship over Star, with the ladder behind her, in a perfect photo opportunity for what may be the outcome of Rule Britainnia.] Renegade Tequila truly is here to make Shane's life a living hell! She's just making appearances to hurt Shane's freinds! JLT: It's about time someone stood up to him. I see it as an act of revolution. ["Faint" by Linkin Park hits the PA system.] Renegade: And it looks like he's about to come in with the calvary to smash the rebels! I align with the redcoats Shane! Or the Yankees... your side! [Shane walks out on stage, with a cocky smug on his face. Miss Rhiannon quickly heads up the ramp to join him as she holds her injured back. Shane takes the microphone to his lips and grins at Tequila, who crosses her arms at Shane as if she could care less. His music cuts.] Shane Rockford: You know Tequila... I was wrong about you before. I thought I was going to be able to erase you from the entire world of wrestling. But you my dear... just as in bed, are resiliant as ever. [Tequila raises an eyebrow as the crowd boos and cheers from the "bed" comment.] Shane Rockford: I should have known someone with as much time in the business as you would be a tough cookie to crumble. Not even ninja's seem to be able to keep down "The Bad Influence". So sense you have seemed to make such an amazing comeback lately, and change everything for the betterment, and the greater good, and all that crap, I think it's time I gave you a proper welcome. [The crowd boos, and Tequila seems to look unsure.] Shane Rockford: As I said, nothing can keep you down, espicially that injury you suffered over a year ago. What was that... an ankle injury? Tore your ACL... you couldn't wrestle anymore? Well I've checked with your doctors, so one of two things has happened to you Tequila. Either you have been lying to the Divas Unleashed fans for months on end about the condition of your ankle, or you can medically wrestle!!! Renegade: He isn't going to do what I think he is... is he? Shane Rockford: In other words Tequila, I'm going to prove to the world whether or not you are lieing about this injury, because since you are medically cleared, I am putting you in a match at Rule Britainnia!! [The crowd cheers immensely at the return of Tequila to ring action as Tequila's mouth drops.] Shane Rockford: ...and your opponent you may ask? It's your good freind... CRYSTAL!!! [Shane & Miss Rhiannon laugh on the stage as the shock takes over Tequila who seems speechless. The crowd looses their minds as the cameras fade to the Unleashed logo and fade to black.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Well Nicole is gone this week, so I have taken over, but thanks to her for her input on matches this week. Sorry for the "late" Exile, but as I assume the rest of you where, I was busy with Easter. *big thumbs up*. The card should be up shortly. This is the last week before Rule Britainnia, in and after RB, we'll be having a huge lead up to Forsaken Destiny, Divas Unleashed one year show. *pats on back* Its been tough... lol. Speak to you all soon, any comments, questions, complaints, etc... report them to me. hehe. Also, the Tag Contendership was rigged(if anyone wondered)... and I'm giving Pandora & Nyssa the rankings points for a win, it's just I didn't want them to have two PPV matches you know? Please forgive if it offends you. You can always... get over it! lol.