Friday February 13th 2004
St. Louis, Missouri

< 1. Star comes out and challenges Bianca to come to the ring as they can’t wait for the pay per view. Bianca’s music hits and out walks a mini midget of Bianca who talks all ghetto, the real version of Bianca comes out and rushes to the ring with her steel pipe as the midget is too slow to escape. 2. Katrina and Kristin Wallace then come out to the ring with Miss Rhiannon. Miss Rhiannon announces that as she is the referee for the match at Misanthrope, she’d thought she’d give the fans an insight into what Nyssa is actually like. A video rolls on screen of Nyssa using her body to get matches out of Shane. Rhiannon is interrupted by ‘Cupid’ who tells Katrina that this match is to be a “Lonely Hearts Match” which means Katrina, Nyssa and Mystika will have to be wrestling all alone in a room. The room is also “love” themed. 3. Mystika wins that match thanks to superkicking Nyssa through a wall, also in the match Nyssa rams Katrina’s head into a ceiling mirror and by the end of the match the two are down for good. 4. Dee Snuts makes her way out for the Dahl House where she attacks Brandy Dahl, Shane Rockford comes out and announces that he can’t have people attacking his employees and he’s got no choice but to suspend Dee indefinitely. 5. Death announces the handicap match is a “Freddy Say Fun” match where they can only use nail beauty products as weapons on their opponents. The match takes place as Jolson picks up the victory thanks to botched inference by Nyssa, Sara and Tara argue after the match with Sara turning her back on her sister. 6. Maurice gives Laura “bum busters” but she then uses them to attack Aura Carcia from behind. Cupid shows up and tells her that match next is to be fought in a tank filled with red water because red’s the colour of love. Laura slaps Cupid. 7. Laura v Valeria Sanchez get wet and Valeria Sanchez is slammed through a glass side making the red liquid and her blood spill over the floor. Laura covers Valeria and makes signals to winning a belt. 8. Lei Yu comes to the ring and announces that the next match is an “Ashes to Ashes” match meaning that the way to win that match is throw your opponent onto steaming ash. Pandora throws both divas and her former ally Crystal onto the ash and then holds back medics. 9. Kaci and Yuku Shiro are set off in New York by the mayor, where Yuku wins by piledriving Kaci onto the streets. Tequila then appears on a live screen as she’s vacation, Tequila tells Yuku that at Misanthrope, there’s a big championship match for the Stripped Championship. 10. Mya and Jake cross paths on the way to ring, with Mya giving him a speech about her beliefs, Jake tries to get away but he is taken down by Mya and Gabriel. Mya then tastes his blood. 11. Shane Rockford comes out and says that because Cupid and Death have done enough match making tonight, he wants to do some, which is why this match is now no holds barred. Gabriel is shown fiddling with Bianca’s car throughout the match 12. Bianca is alone as Crystal’s been taken to hospital, the Baddest Bitch defeats both Mya and Star after the fail at team-work. Bianca then raises the Unleashed Championship above her head but the two evil divas are up. 13. At the end of the show Star and Mya chase Bianca to her car where she gets in and speeds off but she finds that she can’t stop and ends up ploughing into parked cars in a terrible accident. Star’s signature laugh follows. Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thank you for reading this week's show, the roleplaying front wasn't, well, as good as it has been. Results are short because of my hugely bad weekend, and I'm sure I've explained to you what's happened in conversations. This also marks a two-week hiatus, which I'll explain later.