Friday January 16th 2004
Mississippi Veterans Memorial Stadium, Jackson, Mississippi

[The camera pans over the buzzing audience, as the signature pyrotechnics dominate the stage. The fans heist their signs into the air, trying any means to do so, whether it's trampling people and getting a lift one someone's shoulders, they're so desperate to get them onto the world-widely broadcasted Exile.] ["Mya's Insania!" "Where's the buxom's?" "Lesbian bachelor parties rule!" are a few of the signs that make it on screen, we then pan around once more as the fans are going wild for the spectacle to start.] Renegade: It's a new month, it's another excellent edition of Exile, and just like Japanese horror films, it's actually going to come through your screens and into your living rooms! JLT: How appropriate that film is named the ring, and that's exactly what we'll be seeing a lot of action tonight! Also I'm sure that "everyone will suffer!" this evening too, as we've got an awesome card coming up for you, you won't believe what matches you're going to see in that ring tonight. Renegade: Alright, stop plugging it already! Our main event tonight sees the two highest rankings champions face off as Star and Yuku Shiro collide. It's a chance for Yuku to prove herself as she main events for the first time! JLT: I'm looking forward to that one, I think after last week's upset by Bianca, Star should be pretty pissed and that will be unleashed on the Shiro later on this evening. But while we're on the subject of Bianca, she and Vanessa will face off against both Gemini and The Bod Squad later on this evening! Renegade: Gemini will face the Tag Team champions at Misanthrope, and it's really a testament to Shane Rockford how the so-called "twins" can do in this match up. Don't forget that Kristin Wallace and Kaci will be in the same ring since Kaci was screwed out of the Unleashed Championship! JLT: I'm sure Kristin will screw someone tonight. We saw Mya accidentally nail Star last week, and as Mya is a small person, it seems she's been up against the giants recently and tonight is no exception as she battles seven footer Athena. Renegade: She scares me, no woman is that tall! Last week we saw Mindless Illusions' era come to an end, and now teaming with Crystal, Mystika will battle her long-time partner Angel and her woman of choice, Emerald O'Connor. Emerald is the least known name in this match, but if she scores a win over Crystal's team that could very well boost her up the ranks. JLT: Also tonight, we see three women compete for the new proposed Askai Championship, Laura is ten pounds over the 135lb limit, but she's promised to lose the weight if she wins and she takes on Dee Snuts and Sara Lee. Renegade: Sara Lee is in competition with Nyssa tonight, as both hope to throw the best party for their respective partners, and you know how much I love bachelor parties. They're so fun, so fruity, so naughty, and so good! JLT: Its a lesbian bachelorette party... Renegade: Even better! [We go backstage where we focus on Laura walking down a corridor, with a man in a gym suit with a whistle around his neck hassling her. Laura is chewing on a carrot as she stares at him trying to get her to do star jumps. He then sighs and addresses Laura.] Trainer: Look Laura, honey, if you want to lose your weight, you'll have participate! Come on, give me five! Ready! Let's go! 1! 2! 3! [The trainer does star jumps but Laura then stops him obviously irritated.] Laura: If you don't stop right now I'm shoving my foot up your ass! The only reason I hired you is because, like your ad, I want "buns of steele!" and I didn't know that tied in with your name, Maurice Steele, which is just pathetic! [Maurice's reaction of holding his hand to his chest with a look of pure shock makes it clear that he bats the other way.] Maurice: I have better clients! I service Elton John you know, highly, I've never been in such depths with any man before! Laura: I bet you haven't! Now I'm going to do my match and win it with flying colors! Don't' you ever follow me here and call it a "coincidence", I will see you at the gym and that is it! Maurice: Laura, you have to learn to turn your frown, upside down! If you give me an upside down frown then I'll leave you alone. [Laura sighs and smiles.] Maurice: That's a smile not an upside down frown! -Nuclear Pussy Vignette- Standard Match Dee Snuts v Laura v Sara Lee Renegade: Like we just saw, Laura is trying to lose ten pounds because if she wins this match, she must be less than 135lbs in order to wrestle for the proposed Askai Championship. JLT: All three women would be looking to get a shot at championship gold here in Divas Unleashed, and we learnt that Dee Snuts is still a virgin, Sara Lee's booking a bachelor party and Laura's a bit chubby. You do the math. John Roe: The following contest is a triple threat match to determine who will face the Askai Champion at Misanthrope. Introducing first, from San Jose, California, at a weight of 109lbs, she is the Puerto Rican Princess…DEE SNUTS!!! ["Murder Was The Case" by Snoop Doggy Dogg plays and Dee walks out then runs and slides into the ring. She flips Renegade the birdy after he yells sexual remarks at her too.] John Roe: Her opponent; from Oshkosh, Washington; at a weight of 145lbs, she is the Queen of Wrestling... LAURA!!! [As the opening horn for "Powersurge" blares, the arena lights dim and upon the first "clapping" sequence about 12.5 seconds, a huge blast of purple and pink pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. As the smoke from the explosion clears a figure can be seen standing in the smoke. As the horns resume at about 18 seconds, the figure comes out from the smoke and we see it is Laura. Laura makes her way to the ring with a cocky smirk and a cocky swagger in her step, doing so in the middle of the ramp so that way no fans can make any contact with her and within 15 seconds has gotten to the ring, where upon she dives into it headfirst. Once back on her feet she climbs to the second rope of the closest turnbuckle and poses herself with her arms in the shape in an "L" and takes in the fans' reactions towards her before getting down and sprinting to the turnbuckle directly diagonal from the one she was on, gets on the second rope there and poses with her arms in an "L" again.] John Roe: Her opponent; representing the Lee Sisters, from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 120lbs... SARA LEE!!! [White lights flash all over the arena. then goes out and Sara out but her two opponents have already begun exchanging in the ring, knowing she could lose the match if she doesn't get their fast, Sara races to the ring sliding under the bottom rope. She is taken down by both Dee and Laura when they use a double team to execute a flapjack sending Sara to her back. Dee and Laura then continue with what they were doing.] Renegade: It looks like no one cares about Sara Lee then. [Dee Snuts then whips Laura to the other side of the ring, but Laura flies back with a leaping clothesline which takes them down to the canvas. Sara is back up and jumps onto the back of the Queen with a sleeper hold, Laura then spins around trying to fling the Lee off but to no avail so instead she jumps backwards crushing Sara and herself between them.] [Laura then gets up but is met by a kick to the midsection by Dee, and then hoisted in the air with a suplex, Snuts waits a few minutes before dropping Laura on her back. Dee gets up and counters the kicks of Sara, she instead catches on of her legs but then Sara uses her free leg to twist and boot Dee away. Dee stumbles backwards and Laura sticks out her leg which Dee trips and falls on. Sara then grabs Laura's leg, and clamps down on it with a leg lace. The submission attempt is short lived as Dee Snuts boots Sara in the head with a baseball slide. All three women regain to their ground.] [Sara and Dee, the two virgins then team up on Laura. They grab an arm each and thrust her to the ropes, and when she bounces off Sara lies on the ground making Laura have to hop over and straight into a dropkick from Dee. Dee and Sara then joins arms hoping for a double clothesline by Dee turns and clotheslines Sara down instead. Dee Snuts then scoops Sara of the canvas and delivers a backbreaker to her, but keeps her lock. Dee turns around so her back is facing the ropes, and then proceeds to thrust the Lee Sister backwards with a fallaway slam sending her over the top rope and landing on the floor below.] JLT: Dee Snuts is clearing house! [Dee then walks forward and takes a chunk of Laura's hair from behind which causes her fall backwards. Dee grabs her by the neck and twists the fall into a neckbreaker. Dee then executes running leg drops to Laura from various ropes, which were until Sara grabbed one of Dee's legs. This restriction meant for Laura to execute a running clothesline which sent Snuts over the top rope and colliding with Sara Lee. Laura then waits a few minutes for both divas to arise, she then runs to the ropes and leaps over the top with a suicide plancha landing on the pair with all three competitors falling.] [Laura is the first to her feet, and throws Sara into the steel steps making them fall apart while she then rolls Dee Snuts into the ring. Laura locks on a front face look and runs to the opposite corner trying to plant a bulldog but Dee counters and thrusts Laura towards the corner making her land awkwardly into it's padded rope connections. Dee then lifts Laura from behind and plants her on the turnbuckle, with her facing the crowd. The Puerto Rican Princess then climbs up behind her, and leaps onto her shoulders with a reverse Frakensteiner which makes Laura flip and land on her back. Like clockwork, Sara then leaps off the other turnbuckle with a splash and covers.] [1] [2] [Dee Snuts breaks up the count, and kicks Sara until she gets to her feet. The two tie up but Sara is the one who gets the upper hand and shoves Dee to the ropes, she bounces back and Sara grabs her in a DDT slamming her down into the canvas. Sara Lee then puts some lefts and rights kicks to her fellow virgin, before she turns her attention to Laura. She throws Laura over the top rope and to the floor below, she then scoops up Dee Snuts and plants her on her shoulder, she spins her around but in the process Dee's foot catches the referee in the face and he falls to the floor.] [Sara then slams Dee into the canvas with her very own signature more, the "DeeVD". Sara then tries to cover but she's pulled out of the ring by the newly arrived Valeria Sanchez who then shoves her backwards into the other steel steps for the second time in the match. Valeria gets into the ring but Shaneo rushes down to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope and takes Valeria down with a spear. He then begins to choke her as they roll to the outside. Laura then slides into the ring and shakes the referee to revive him before laying on top of Dee. The groggy referee counts the cover.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner...LAURA!!! [Laura then rushes from the ring and poses up the ramp, having secured a spot to wrestle for the championship at the pay per view. She walks backwards up the ramp does doesn't see Aura coming from behind with her championship belt smacking Laura in the back of head sending her down to the floor. Aura's music then plays as she walks backstage.] Renegade: I guess it'll be Aura and Laura at Misanthrope for the title! But it looks as if Aura's got herself a head-start tonight! JLT: Shaneo got involved once again, and that was the decider of the match right there, but we'll see the two collide at the pay per view in announcing hell, how are we meant to see Aura and Laura over an over? Renegade: I don't know, let's practice! -Commercial for "Best Of Exile" DVD- [Backstage we focus on a blindfolded Tara Lee being pushed along a corridor by Sara Lee, Tara's wearing a red dress and her companions are also dressed up. Bridesmaids Kelly Osbourne, Jenna Jameson, Kaci Russell, Mystika are also standing behind. Mystika and Kaci seemed to have paired off with each other and look bored.] Tara Lee: Are we there yet? [Sara replies with a "yes" and pushes Tara through the door in the process removing her blindfold. Sara is then shocked to see there is already another bachorlette party in action, which is Yuku's as Tara squeals with excitement. She then catches sigh of her fianc'e Yuku Shiro and they bound over towards each other and hug. Tara then hugs Sara.] Tara Lee: How did you know we wanted a joint-party? Sara you're such a great sister, you know that? Sara Lee: Well... of course it was a double party! Do you think we'd have it any other way? [Tara and Yuku kiss and Nyssa yank Sara over to her, as the camera quickly follows.] Nyssa: What the hell are you playing at? This was MY party? You stole my idea! The devil and angels theme, everything! You're such a rip-off! Sara Lee: How the hell did I know you were going to be here? Nyssa: You just better be glad they like it! Now stay on your side of the room, with your whore guests! [Sara Lee and Nyssa walk away from each other, as Crystal walks in the door and sees the room is surrounded by devil and angels, with devil dresses and halos everywhere, she looks worried, that is until she caps eyes on the alcohol and rushes over, shoving some women of the way. Tara Lee is hugging random people.] Renegade: Ugh, I wish I was there! All the lesbians! All the hugging... [Furious Aura Carcia-Lopez storms into the "office" of Tequila, she slams down her title which makes a large clanging sound. She then begins to speech at a rapid pace in Mexican before translating to English.] Aura Carcia-Lopez: I want her! Tequila: Did you get the petition? Is it all done? Aura Carcia-Lopez: What? Tequila: The petition? You did get people to sign it right? Aura Carcia-Lopez: No! I was too busy thinking of what match I want Laura in and I've decided at Misanthrope, for this prized Askai Championship, I want her in a steel cage match! Tequila: Laura is ten pounds over the limit, I'm not su- Aura Carcia-Lopez: If you don't give me the match, I'm taking this matter straight to Shane Rockford and telling him your master plan to ruin him. He'll know all about it! Tequila: So a steel cage match huh? Aura Carcia-Lopez: Yeah, and don't worry about her weight. She'll lose ten pounds in blood by the time I'm done with her! [Aura Carcia then turns and walks off in a huff, Tequila rubs her temples and then summons her bodyguard Gauge to her office. The large muscle man enters and receives an order. Tequila pulls out one of the draws from the desk, she slams down a piece of paper.] Tequila: Gauge, if you get all the signatures to get this championship into affect. I'll reward you with something I know you want... [Tequila then begins to unzip her top as we fade to the announce team where Renegade has a look of shock.] Renegade: That bastard! Do you know how many times I've tried to see those puppies? Or any puppies for that matter, I mean I've got my drill, I've got all the holes in the showers! JLT: The what? Renegade: What? JLT: The what? Renegade: What? JLT: Oh forget it! Tag Team Match Crystal & Mystika v Angel & Emerald O'Connor Renegade: Last week, on the Dahl House, we saw Mystika, Angel and Lei Yu which were formally known as the tag team Mindless Illusions, split up! Not to mention that Joel and Chester also had a confrontation over Mystika! JLT: I'm sure Mystika is feeling flattered, two guys running after her, it's every woman's dream! Emerald's dream is to become the Unleashed Champion, and she will probably be thrust up the ranks if she can pin Crystal tonight! Renegade: That's right as Crystal only just lost her championship, but with Angel and Mystika now to be embarking on solo careers, it'll be interesting to see which will be the one nobody cares about anymore, and which will become a great superstar! John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag team match. Introducing first, from Mallow, Cork, Ireland, at a weight of 100lbs...EMERALD O'CONNOR!!! [As "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi hits, Emerald makes her way out to the ramp and with all smiles showing, she acknowledges the fans in attendance. At a moderate pace, he hits the ring and jumps up top, showing her sign of respect to the crowd - a 4-time hand gesture of a closed fist to the chest, thumb, index and middle finger to the chest, another closed fist to the chest, and then a raised fist to the sky. She stretches out in preparation for the bell as the music winds down.] John Roe: Her partner, representing Mindless Illusions and to be accompanied to the ring by her manager Lei Yu, hailing from Tokyo, Japan, at a weight of 232lbs... ANGEL!!! [The lights go out and a growl comes out of nowhere the arena is just a faint shade of blue and the music comes on and up from the rafters she is slowly decending down like the original sting entrance at the same time thethe ground is coated in fog and a white light is shineing on her and when she gets into the ring she rasies her hands and then brings them back down and blue flames come from the turnbuckles and the lights come back on ended "Mindfields" by Prodigy.] John Roe: Introducing their opponents, first, from Spokane, Washington, at a weight of 180lbs, she is the Femme Fatale herself... CRYSTAL!!! ["Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. "She is not scared...to die...". Crystal runs out on stage moshing & headbanging for the crowd. "The best things in life drive her to cry..."She runs from one side of the ramp to the other before walking down the ramp jamming to her entrance music. "CRUCIFY THEN BURN!!!"Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. She pulls her head up slowly at first, with her hair down in front of her face. She then in one quickly motion flings her head back, with her hair a blur of light blue, as she places her arms in the air. She then walks over to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd for a few seconds. She steps down adjusts the bottom of her pants.] John Roe: Her partner, making her way to the ring hailing from Death Valley, California, a weight of 135lbs... MYSTIKA!!! [Mystika rushes to the ring, not waiting for the referee to call for the bell as she slides under the bottom rope and spears Angel to the canvas!!!] Renegade: I can't wait! Look at Emerald! Look at Crystal! this makes me want to start collecting rocks! JLT: Well, you're off to a good start, your brain seems to be pretty hard. Renegade: That's not the only thing that is hard. [Mystika then pulls at Lei Yu's shoulder which spins her; the two begin to bicker with Angel joining in as they stand next to the ring arguing. Mystika shoves Lei, who slaps her back but Crystal and Emerald are fed up as Emerald is back body drop launched over the top rope taking down the bickering threesome on the outside. Emerald then rolls Mystika into the ring and boots Crystal to keep her down for a few extra minutes, the bell is sounded as it looks as if we've got our two legal wrestlers in Mystika and Emerald. Emerald grabs Mystika by the head and manages to nail a snap suplex taking it out of the gothic diva. But Emerald quickly closes the time for Mystika to gather herself, as she picks up Mystika in her arms which looks like to be a fall away slam but it's to be a back breaker.] [Emerald plants two more knees into the back of Mystika before then standing up and throwing her over her head in a fallaway slam. It doesn't improve for the former Mindless Illusion's member as Angel is tagged in and Mystika rises to her feet hoping to lay in some attack but Angel and Emerald manage to flap-jack her into the floor, with Angel then pummeling the champion. Angel then picks up Mystika and whips her against the ropes, clotheslining her down once she bounces back to the Baddest Bitch, Angel then stomps on Mystika making her crawl around the ring before standing up and facing her opponent. Angel has this scouted though and manages to spear Mystika down, Angel then grabs Mystika with a grip on the throat and starts to choke her.] [The referee, obviously reviewing his rule book pulls Angel off and yells at her, but Mystika thrusts her boot up at the butt of Angel but she moves and it connects with the referee's family jewels, this sends him to a doubled over position as Angel then tries to catch Mystika but she's like oil and rolls through her grasp. Mystika makes it to her feet as Angel runs; Mystika then turns connecting a spinning heel kick to Angel. Mystika then grabs Angel by the neck and lifts her off the canvas to her feet as a dragon sleeper is applied. With the referee still down, Emerald slips into the ring and yanks at Mystika's hair then uses her elbow to knock Mystika off her position, as she falls back to the ropes. Emerald then helps up her tag team partner as they join hands and clothesline Mystika over the top rope.] [Crystal rushes around as she manages to slap Emerald hard around the face but this doesn't go well with the Emerald Jewel who shoves the Femme Fatale into the steel steps, but this distraction has brought Mystika some time to use her shoulder to ram Angel into the apron and lift her up and slams her into the floor. Emerald sees this and approaches but Mystika is ready and manages to nail a uppercut which sends Emerald to the floor as Mystika rolls into the ring, Lei Yu yells something at Mystika but Mystika shakes her off. The referee has finally nursed his boys back to good health and is able to demand Angel back into the ring. But Mystika keeps her out like a protective duck over her nest, as she nails a baseball slide which sends her into the announcers table. When Angel finally enters the ring, she charges at Mystika but Mystika lands a shoulder block and then a fist drop tot head. Determined for rest she then tags in her partner Crystal.] [Crystal the freshest woman in the match, races into the ring with a take down to Angel, and Emerald naturally enters seeing Crystal's display but she is dropkicked as she tumbles over the top rope to the floor below, Crystal turns back to Angel who tries to back body drop her but Crystal uses her leverage to get Angel back to the position of where Angel is ready for a powerbomb, but Crystal grabs the waist of the bitch and pulls her down into a piledriver as Lei Yu looks delighted. Crystal then runs to the ropes but Emerald grabs her feet making her stop; Lei Yu's not impressed as she rushes over and pushes Emerald away. Emerald then swings at Lei Yu but she ducks as Crystal grabs the hair of the Shadow Goddess and pulls her onto the apron. Crystal then suplexes Emerald into the ring over the top rope, as it's turned into a handicap match for the alcoholic.] [Mystika comes into the ring with a shining wizard to the risen Angel's head, taking a leaf out of her husband's book. The referee gains order by restraining Mystika out of the ring and rolling Angel to the outside. Crystal grabs Emerald by the hair and hair beals her across the ring, as Emerald hits the floor she manages to roll and get to her feet, coming at Crystal full charge with a running calf kick which takes her down to the floor, Emerald then begins to pound the head of Crystal as she lays in the best position for this assault. Emerald then whips her to the challengers' corner, where Angel stands. Emerald walks over to Mystika as the referee has to restrain her; Angel uses this time to choke the alcoholic lifestyle out of Crystal.] [The legal competitors are unknown now thanks to the many distractions, Crystal gets up and boots Angel with a side kick to the chest, then the Femme Fatale nails a swinging neckbreaker and then applies a front face lock while on the floor, Mystika on the other hand is getting enough of Emerald in the corner with her pummeling her in a ten count. Mystika tries to powerbomb Emerald from her position but the quickness is greater for the Emerald Jewel who Hurricanranas Mystika to the canvas and continues her punishing. Lei Yu is bitching to the referee on the apron as it seems utter chaos has taken over this match, but suddenly Lei Yu is yanked off the apron by a woman and is thrown into the steel steps.] Renegade: Oh my god?! Is that who I think it is?! [Angel gets to her feet, and turns to the ropes where the woman who's now been identified as the former diva Pandora springs from the top rope and lands her "Flying Dragon" swinging DDT finisher which takes Angel down and out of it in the ring!] Renegade: IT'S PANDORA!!! OH MY GOD!!! [Pandora then rushes to the outside with the referee not seeing any of it. Pandora gives Crystal a salute, as The Femme Fatale crashing on Angel's body with "The City Of Crystal", pinning Angel.] [1] [2] [3] Renegade: PANDORA IS BACK!!! John Roe: Here is your winners... Crystal & Mystika!!! [Pandora suddenly slides into the ring as Crystal raises Pandora's hand in victory also. Suddenly Mystika backs into Pandora, and the duo stare each other down. Pandora suddenly leaps nearly five vertical feet into the air and roundhouse kicks Mystika in the head!!! Mystika falls to the ground as Pandora stands in victory over her former friend, as Pandora heads out of the ring, the crowd still in shock at her arrival.] -Playstation 2 "All Out Assault" Advert"- [Backstage, Lei Yu is walking all sweaty from her match and armed with a steel chair, she is warily running down a corridor looking behind her when she smashes into Mya. Mya then grabs her by the hair and brings her to her knees, Gabriel yanks away the steel chair.] Mya: Say you're sorry! Lei Yu: Leave me alone! Mya: Wrong answer! [Mya, crazed, grabs the throat of Lei Yu as she begins to choke the manageress. Lei Yu falls backwards and swings trying to kick her way free but it fails as Mya manages to pass her out. Gabriel then yanks her off as Mya then spits onto the body of Lei Yu, Gabriel gushing her away from the scene of the crime.] [We're back at the party, where Jenna Jameson announces she's just called a stripper. Corny stripper music plays as a woman with a fur coat on and bright red hair takes to the stage and begins to dance to "You Sexy Thing". Everyone gathers around. The stripper removes her coat and begins to shake her mini skirt as she turns around with a Barbie doll look upon her face.] [She is wearing a tank top, Jenna Jameson then gets fed up of the stripper shaking their ass and turning around. So the next time she does, Jenna reaches up and grabs the tank top and yanks it free but it won't come so she pulls the stripper's hair, revealing the stripper is not a woman instead a man as the music immediately stops. The room drops to silence as Mystika walks in from a toilet break and immediately drops her glass.] Mystika: Chester!? [The stripper, now revealed Chester waves to his friend as the brides burst out laughing. The party resumes as the dance floor is set alight by Crystal and Kaci who boogie with each other, they then exit and join Mystika and Chester on the table they are sitting.] Kaci: This party sucks! Crystal: Of course it does, I mean, come on, I know we're athletes and we're supposed to keep fit and all but what kind of circus freak party serves diet Coke?! There's no chance of having fun with that crap! Chester: Hey Crystal, did you like my act? It was funny wasn't it? Crystal: Please, I thought you were Dee Snuts. You looked like a man, no chest, boney ass, it fits her description perfectly! Mystika: Don't you dare talk to me about...her! Kaci: Who's your friend? [Mystika then introduces Chester and Kaci.] Chester: So Kaci, you must be an athlete- Kaci: I am an athelete. Chester: Well...erm...you've still been running through my mind! Crystal: Mine too! Mystika: Stop trying to get into her pants Chester. God, I just hope this party is over soon because devils and angels? How last century! [We pan away from where Nyssa is asking Yuku Shiro how she feels about never being with another person ever again. Yuku sighs and shrugs her question off, we then pan to the stage where Kelly Osbourne begins to opening barrels of her failed song "Shut Up" but this doesn't impress the porn queen who runs onto the stage and tackles her as all the lesbians gather around and begin to cheer. Chester then throws butter at them, until Mystika slaps him not to.] Renegade: Jenna Jameson! Man! What I would give to be back there with her, she's so lose, and she's a sure deal. I bet she's a screamer. JLT: Well... haven't you seen her movies? Renegade: Of course! But I normally have them on mutes; my parents don't like me watching porn! Standard Match Athena v Mya [All lays quiet in the arena as the suspense of the next ring appearance mutes the crowd. The lights dies and the silence along with the dark proves too much for people. Suddenly the opening riffs of Cult of Luna trigger of a parade of boos and jeers as The DUs Own Personal Anti-Heroin steps out into the shadows. The only light is that of the titantron. The movie shows disturbing images of Mya musing in the gutter, angsting in her own blood and drowning her sorrows with her liquid joy. Words quickly flash between each shot; death, angel, cry, wounds, heart to name a few. She ignores the hate from the fans as she comes to the ring, occasionally she would glance up at some fans in particular and gives them a look that could burn a hole through stone.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... making her way to the ring, from London England... MYA!!! [She climbs into the ring as the lights come back on again and her music slowly fades outs. "Trouble" by Pink plays as Athena strolls to the ring wearing an American flag bikini top, really short black shorts cut low to show her matching g-sting, high laced black boots, and a blue handkerchief wrapped around her head, sucking on a lollipop.] John Roe: Adn her opponant... from Houston, Texas... weighing in at 235 pounds... ATHENA!!! [She smiles and waves to the crowd. Athena climbs on the apron and dips low between the ropes smiling as the crowd mostly men cheer and whistle as she enters the ring. Mya immediately stands toe to toe with Athena, as neither woman shows intimidation of the other.] Renegade: DAMN! That bitch is huge! JLT: Perhaps she should kick your ass? [Mya looks up at Athena and glares at her as Athena immediately approaches the former Divas Unleashed Champion. Athena then steps even closer next to Mya, and Mya looks down to the side. Mya then slaps Athena in the face! As Athena rares back with a clothline, Mya immediately ducks and before Athena even has the chance to turn around, Mya dropkicks the back of Athena's head, sending her flying over the top rope!!!] [As Athena gets to her feet outside the ring, the fury expressed on her face is clear. As Athena turns towards the ring, Mya slingshots herself on the top rope and hits 'The Devils Kisses' on Athena! As both women crash to the black mats outside the ring, Mya's body rolls off of Athena's onto the steel, as Mya slowly gets to her feet. As Mya stands and approached Athena, Athena grabs Mya's legs and lifts her into a HUGE flap jack, in which Mya's face nails the black mats!] [The referee's count is nearing ten, and Athena rolls in and slides out, and grabs the rising Mya. Athena lifts Mya onto her shoulders into a Death Valley Driver position, and walks over to the steel steps. As the crowd nearly stands on edge, Athena begins spinning and out of no where nails the Tornado Driver onto the steel steps!!! Mya's body nearly breaks as she falls over the steps and lies motionless on the mats as the crowd begins to chant "Holy Shit".] Renegade: Mya!!!! NO!!!! [Athena breaks the ten-count by the referee and then brings Mya into the ring as she covers the Anti-Herione.] [1] [2] [MYA KICKS OUT!!!! The crowd is shocked at Mya's resiliance, as is Athena, who is none to happy about not winning already. Athena pulls Mya's nearly dead body up to her feet and lifts Mya into a suplex position, making Mya stand vertically upside down! Just as Athena is about to finish her manouvere, Mya swings back down with great speed and hits Athena with a devastating DDT!!! Both women lie on the mat motionless, as the crowd roars from the force of the move.] [The referee begins counting, as Athena & Mya crawl towards opposite corners and use the ropes to pull themselves up. Soon enough, Athena is on her feet and charges towards Mya, who hits a drop-toe-hold! Athena's head bounces off of the top turnbuckle, and Mya quickly grabs Athena's hand and lunges towards the turnbuckle and begins springing around in the corner from rope to rope... just as it seems Mya is about to finish Athena with her 'Portrait Of Pain', Athena reverses Mya's spinning DDT into a spinebuster!!! Athena covers.] [1] [2] [Mya kicks out again! Athena is becoming angrier by the minute, as she nearly pulls Mya up by her hair and thrusts her inbetween her legs, reading for a powerbomb. As she lifts Mya up, she begins spinning, but Mya counters and hits and X-factor! Mya slowly stumbles to her feet, when Gabriel runs to the ring! Mya gets to her feet and sees Gabriel with a steel chair, which he slides into one side of the ring, before going and distracting the referee. Mya grabs the chair and readies for Athena to get up. The seven footer gets to her feet and Mya swings for Athena's head, but Athena puts her foot in the way, causing it to nail Mya in the face! Athena quickly lifts Mya to her shoulders again spinning Mya around before nailing 'The Crush' onto the chair!!! Athena covers as Gabriel is banned to the back by the referee!] [1] [2] [3]!!! Renegade: SHE BEAT MYA?!? John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen... here is your winner... ATHENA!!! [Athena has her hand raises in victory, as the cameras cut to the back.] [Bianca is talking to her partner Vanessa, as the Sweet Temptation team are standing in their ring attire ahead of their match. Bianca has "buffed" up since her last appearance too.] Bianca: That bitch Star, thinking she can do whatever she wants just because she has a pretty championship, one that I will steal from her at Misanthrope. I mean, come on, she's got her head up Shane's ass, that's been her plan all along! I'm going to tear her limb from limb! Vanessa: That's good, but we still have the matter of our match up next? Bianca: We'll win that, please, Kristin's not a real wrester and I've beat Katrina in the past, it's simple. I'm just so bent out of shape on this Unleashed Championship match, I'm worried that Star will pull some tactic to keep her title! Vanessa: Like a disqualification? Bianca: Precisely. That's why I need a match that prevents that, but I don't want a cage match, or a two out of three falls, or a ladder, I don't know! Well, that's not true, I do know but I want to see how Star does tonight, then I'll see. Vanessa: Ah, tell me in a minute? Bianca: If we win our match I will. How's that for motivation? Vanessa: We need one of those motivational managers! [Cut to ringside.] Renegade: Did you hear that? Bianca's got a special stipulation for the Misanthrope match. I wonder what it is? JLT: It depends how Star does tonight, according to Bianca anyway. But we'll see how Bianca fairs tonight as she's up next! Triple Threat Tag Team Match Gemini v The Bod Squad v Sweet Temptation ["How Soon Is Now?" by Tatu plays over the PA system as a black pyro erupts sending both Jolson and Kaci up on a podium with a back to back pose, the podium lowers back into the stage as Gemini then head to the ring entering the ring and awaiting their opponents.] John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen... the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat, tag team match. On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 247 pounds... Kaci Russell & Jolson, GEMINI!!! [As Kaci & Jolson get in the ring and pose on their turnbuckles, The lights in the arena dim as red and white spotlights circle the arena. Then red and silver pyro go off as "Money Power Respect" by Lil' Kim hits the PA. Kristin Wallace and Katrina walk out on stage. The both point at Jolson & Kaci and begin trash talking their opponants as they walk to the ring. ] John Roe: And their opponants... representing The Bod Squad... Kristin Wallace... and the Rockford State Champion KATRINA!!! [Katrina & Kristin enter the ring and give each other glares, when suddenly Kristin tells to Kaci "I slept with Oliver!" This prompts Kaci to slap Kristin across the face, and suddenly the two are rolling on the ground nearly scratching the hell out of each other! Jolson & Katrina then begin battling, and Jolson eventually dodges a punch by Katrina and clothlines her over the top rope! Kaci is then is able to dropkick Kristin through the ropes, and celebrate in their out muscling of the Bod Squad.] [The lights then dim for 3 seconds, then dark pink and white pyros flash up the ring. Two shadows appear at the entrance. "Milkshake" by Kelis booms out the speaks. Sweet Temptation comes out with dances moves that follow the song, and they make their way to the ring, as Kaci & Jolson hand signal Bianca & Vanessa to the ring.] John Roe: And finally, the last opponants, on their way to the ring Vanessa & Bianca... Sweet Temptation!!! [Just as Bianca & Vanessa near the front of the ring, Kristin leaps on Kaci from behind and takes her down with a bulldog and begins pounding Kaci's face into the mat! As Vanessa slides into the ring, Bianca is blindsided by Katrina, who throws 'The Baddest Bitch' into the steel steps! Vanessa turns and watched Bianca's fate, as Jolson sneaks up from behind Vanessa and performs a school girl roll-up!] [1] [Vanessa kicks out, as Katrina slides into the ring and seeing Jolson bent over, quickly takes her down with a spinning neckbreaker. Kristin has managed to get Kaci into the corner, and is stomping her into the corner. Katrina then teams with her partner and also begins taking the boots to Kaci. This is quickly ended however as Bianca slides in the ring, and alongside Vanessa, the duo perform two reverse DDT's on The Bod Squad! However, before Kaci can stand, Vanessa whips Kaci across the ring and runs right into a spinebuster by Bianca! As Jolson stands up, Vanessa quickly clothlines her over the top rope, as Sweet Temptation stands tall in the ring.] Renegade: My how quickly power shifts during these matches. JLT: Look out Bianca! [Bianca turns towards Kristin and is taken down with a Tornado DDT. Vanessa then kicks Kristin in the face, only to be grabbed behind by Katrina and taken down with the Kat Kall(Eye Of The Hurricane)!!! Katrina covers.] [1] [2] [Kaci dropkicks Katrina in the face, and quickly lifts The Queen of Pain to her feet. Kaci then hits a snap suplex and leg drops across Katrina's chest. Just as it seems Kristin was about to nail Kaci from behind again, Kaci dodges Kristin's attack from behind, which makes Kristin run into the ropes, only to be guilloutine dropped by Jolson! As Kristin falls back into the ring, Kaci quickly lifts Kristin into a death valley driver, and hits the Diamond Doll!!! Bianca wasted no time in seeing The Bod Squad down and Kaci standing. Just as Bianca goes to punch Kaci, Kaci leaps onto Bianca's shoulders and signals for the Serafino! However, Vanessa, who has climbed the top rope, leaps off and flips over Kaci and takes her down with a flipping neckbreaker off Bianca's shoulders!!!] Renegade: NO! Kaci just took Sweet Temptation's "Fall From Stardom" finisher!!! [As Vanessa gets to her feet, Jolson leaps onto the apron and performs a modified version of 'Electra' off the top rope into the ring onto Vanessa. Meanwhile, the referee counts Bianca's cover on Kaci.] [1] [2] [Jolson BARELY reaches Bianca in time to break the count, as Jolson & Bianca begin to square off, with Bianca taking fists to the face of Jolson. Jolson suddenly flapjacks Bianca into the top turnbuckle, and as Bianca stumbles backwards, Jolson nails the 'Blue Crush' roundhouse kick! Jolson then falls into Katrina's 3/4 neckbreaker hold, as Kristin suddenly kicks Jolson's legs out from under her, and nails "The Beautiful Bodies" finisher!!! Katrina covers.] [1] [2] [Vanessa breaks the count! Vanessa then finds herself outnumbered by The Bod Squad, as they slowly stalk her into a corner. Vanessa is then suddenly whiped into the ropes, and she takes Katrina & Kristin down with a double clothline! All three are on their feet at nearly the same time. Katrina & Kristin then grab Vanessa and take her down with a double arm-drag. Katrina & Kristin then perform a double elbow drop, and then both cover Vanessa.] JLT: Dont tell me this is how this match ends. [1] [2] [Kaci breaks the count! Suddenly, all six women appear on their feet, as each team backs into a corner. Katrina & Kristin suddenly get out of the ring, as Gemini & Sweet Temptation look at each other. Katrina & Kristin then appear to have forfieted the match, as they shake their heads and walk to the back, as the crowd boos. Gemini & Sweet Temptation then get face to face, Bianca with Kaci, and Vanessa with Jolson.] [Suddenly Katrina & Kristin slide back into the ring as a six-way melee begins, Katrina punching Bianca, Vanessa punching Jolson, and Kaci slapping Kristin. Suddenly Nyssa appears running down the ramp with a chair! As Katrina shoves Bianca down, Nyssa yells out Katrina's name and this causes Katrina to go turn towards Nyssa. As Nyssa waves the chair in the air and bangs it on the ground, screaming for Katrina to come out, Bianca pushes Katrina out of the ring from behind! Katrina lands on her head hard, and as Bianca turns around, Kristin goes to clothline Bianca, but she falls into the "Bianic Shutdown"!!! Jolson then grabs Bianca and hits the "Dragon Driver"!!! Vanessa then grabs Jolson and hits "The World Premiere"!!! Kaci then leaps onto Vanessa's shoulders and hits the "Serafino"!!! Kaci covers.] [1] [2] [3]!!! John Roe: Here are your winners... Kaci Russell & Jolson... GEMINI!!! ["How Soon Is Now" by TaTu hits the PA system as Kaci has her hand raised in victory. Outside the ring, Nyssa lays the chair on Katrina's head and walks back up the ramp, claiming "This is a warning" before heading to the back. Kaci helps Jolson up as the cameras cut to the commentators.] Renegade: That was awesome! JLT: Anything that has tits you think is awesome. Renegade: ...That was awesome! ["Faint" by Linkin Park plays over the PA system as the fans begin to boo for the arrival of the Divas Unleashed owner Shane Rockford, who walks out in a suit accompanied by Star, who immediately begins to exchange words with Bianca while the Unleashed Championship rests nicely upon her shoulder, she takes the microphone from Shane.] Star: Bianca, Bianca, Bianca, you should never address such greatness and power with the words you used, I think we should censor you! But I've had a long talk with my wonderful and very fair boss Shane Rockford, and we've come to the agreement that your dear cousin Vanessa, should be suspended indefinitely, without pay, until I say so! [Bianca goes mad in the ring as Sweet Temptation begin to yell at Star's bad decision as well as the fans booing. "Faint" begins to replay as Shane nods and the duo exit the stage and head backstage. We see Vanessa kicking the ropes, pissed at the unfair verdict.] JLT: What? That was uncalled for?! Renegade: Well, Star has to enforce her power here you know! JLT: I'm not sure that was fair at all! Standard Match Star v Yuku Shiro Renegade:We saw Star abuse her power just a few moments ago, and I'm sure that Yuku Shiro got drunk at her bachelorette party. ["Hit the Floor" by Linkin Park Erupts from the PA system as arena turns pitch black and begins to fill with smoke. The images of dragons and tigers flash across the Divatron as lightning flashes through the arena with the sound of thunder. The arena lights back up to find Yuku Shiro standing on the top turnbuckle.] John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall... making her way to the ring, she is the Divas Unleashed Stripped & 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions... YUKU SHIRO!!! [Her hair is done in a bun like a geisha, and she has a satin red mask like a ninja covering the lower half of her face, her body is wrapped in a long red and gold satin type geisha robe with golden flower and dragon imprints on it. Yuku removes the robe tossing it to a ring attendant to reveal a mini white and red outfit with a low cleavage line, and slits on the skirt that go all the way up to Yuku's waist revealing her G-string on the side much like Mia from the King of Fighters Video Game. The outfit is finished off with red and black shin high wrestling boots that are fashioned like ninja boots. Yuku turns on the turnbuckle facing the fans and executes an huge diving moonsault giving the fans a GREAT view of her red underwear! Yuku lands gracefully on her feet as the crowd erupts cheering! Shiro removes her ninja mask putting it to the side, and executes a FULL split on the mat to warm up. Yuku then pulls herself up by just her own leg power, and begins throwing an few snap and round house kicks to loosen up before her match.] Renegade: I can't believe that! I love red underwear! Yuku wears it... she's so my type JLT: Your like a male version of Grace... horn dog. [The arena goes dark. "Hip Hop Star" By Beyonce blasts over the P.A system and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and a slight for covers the stage. Star appears through the fog to a large pop from the crowd, hands on her hips and a smug look on her face. "We Love You Star" and "You Rawk" signs are immediately jolted into the air as Star makes her way down the ramp and into the ring, Unleashed Championship on her shoulder.] John Roe: And her opponant... from Philadelphia, Pennslyvania... she is the Unleashed Champion... STAR!!! [As Star enters the ring, Yuku holds both of her titles above her head, arms held high, as Star makes a "pfft" sound. Star then points at the Unleashed title, and makes a "No.1" with her fingers, as Yuku suddenly throws her belts down and clothlines Star down! The bell rings and Yuku begins stomping Star down as the referee throws the titles out of the ring.] [Star then nails a punch to the face followed by two more and then a final harsh one that follows through sending her to the floor as the fans can’t decide who their favorite is. Star then grabs Yuku by the arm and yanks her up and into an Irish whip as Star heads to the other ropes, she then nails a bulldog to Yuku planting her oriental features into the canvas, in what is to be Star’s signature fashion. Star doesn’t get her way all the time as Yuku kicks her away from her body and gets up, Yuku paces at her opponent leaping on her shoulders with arm and attempting a swinging DDT but Star counters by pushing Yuku away making her land flat on her front. Star then grabs the feet of Yuku and applies a sharpshooter to the Asian Beauty, who’s getting her ass kicked at this point.] [Yuku doesn’t give up though; showing some resilience she manages to overturn Star into what is now a reverse grape vine as the pressure is applied but this isn’t fun pressure for the Unleashed Champion as she has to break her own hold to free herself, she rubs her leg as the referee checks if she’s okay. Yuku gets to her feet and admires her work seeing that Star is in pain and approaches her, the referee then calls for EMT’s as they come down to the ring and start to feel Star’s leg. Yuku gets to the point where she’s bending to look over and this is where Star strikes, her leg is suddenly lifted off the ground and it connects with the shocked face of Yuku in a big boot move as it appears Star was playing possum. Star quickly heads to the top rope after adjusting Yuku’s position, she launches backwards with a corkscrew moonsault which is well timed as Yuku was beginning to move but Star managed to stop her in her path using her body.] [Star then picks Yuku off the floor once again, getting her in the powerbomb position; she rolls the Asian Beauty up her body and plants her down to the mat with a powerbomb which ironically for some, Yuku lands parallel with one of the corners. Star uses this as a strategical move and heads to the top rope for the second time in the match-up, she positions herself and leaps off with an attempted flying “Sparkling Intuition” but Yuku manages to roll out of the way and gets to her feet. Yuku catapults Star into the same corner she just departed from, Yuku then heads for the opposite side of the ring and charges with a tree of woe like assault but Star leaps out of the corner and spears Yuku just as she leaps pinning her shoulder in Yuku and the floor is no easy move to take. Star gets up and poses for the fans as they boo her, she goes to the top turnbuckle to receive her glory.] [Yuku manages to get up though as slowly approaches the gloating Yuku, but as soon as Yuku is in the right proximity Star jumps from the second rope to the top, bouncing and turning around, she then leaps off onto Yuku’s shoulders and executers her finishing move as she manages to roll far enough to squeeze a pin cover out of the roll but Yuku manages to roll Star into a roll up by Star losing her balance, a close fall is turned into one of definite elimination as Star sits on Yuku hooking her two legs over her shoulder with her knees pinning Yuku to the floor. The referee checks the position and begins to count.] [1] [2] [3] [Star gets to her feet and demands the referee get her belt, but she decides she wants both so exits the ring and snatches both championships from John Roe at ringside. She then climbs to the top rope, and poses with both of them as the fans boo. Meanwhile, Yuku Shiro has managed to get to her feet when Bianca slides under the bottom rope and immediately whacks the lesbian over the head with a steel pipe sending her down to the canvas. The Baddest Bitch then tries to attack Star but the champion flees up the ramp while dropping the Stripped Championship. Bianca then points to Yuku and holds up the pipe as Star looks worried at the mess she’s got herself into.] [The camera closes on the Unleashed logo.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thank you to Chad for helping out immensley with results this week, I hope you appreciate him and are nice to him because he can get your Victoria's Secret discounts. Also thanks to Nyssa and Sara Lee for their help with their parties. Next week is Friday the 13th! *applauds* Next week is Valetine's Eve! *applauds* So expect a very interesting clash of those two objects. Thanks for roleplaying and reading results this week. I hope you're enjoying our product.