Friday January 16th 2004
Mississippi Veterans Memorial Stadium, Jackson, Mississippi

A rusty bell is in the centre of the stage, the rest of the arena in darkness. The bell is large, with its bulky exterior making it haunting as it hangs onto its frame. It begins to ring as the ball inside grinds it’s hips from side to side. It rings ten times. It then stops and two large fire explosions on either side erupt, which sends up fireballs and the whole arena bursts into light. Blue pyros then set off, dancing and gyrating with each other. The stage has a new design. The Divatron is positioned along the top of the stage, with a large ‘X’ next to it. Under the ‘X’ people making their entrances along the rectangle structured platform before making their way to the ring. The pyrotechnics end and the sounds of “Like A Virgin” by Marilyn Manson blast out of the sound system and shower the crowd in it’s volume. The camera pans over the top of the fans and shows them shouting and screaming, obviously very excited. “Crystal = Drunk Driver?” “Mya and Star are the next lesbians!” “Killer Kim has balls!" are a few signs in the crowd, but most are rooting for their favourite superstars, with expressions like “Go Yuku!” from supporters in the crowd. Renegade: After a shocking start to the new year, I am bursting in anticipation for tonight’s show, it should be another explosive edition of Exile and the antics that have shook the core of the federation are bound to just a taste of what we have in store for you tonight! JLT: As my pill popping partner put it, we have one big show coming your way and we’re hoping that going into Nuclear Pussy, there are tons of surprises on the way for you guys, tonight’s all about revenge, it’s a revenge seething show and if I know the divas and I do, they’ve all got their own ways to get payback. Renegade: Of course they do! What sets us apart from other federations is our employee’s ability to be individual with personality, so you can expect to see plenty of tantrums, blindside attacks and war of words in the next two hours! JLT: Our main event could very be a blindside attack Renegade as that seems to be Mya’s new thing. Last week she and accomplice Star took out both Crystal and Jolson, both are lucky to be alive I can’t tell you. But will Mya strike Bianca who she’s facing in tonight’s main event? Renegade: Well Shane Rockford has promised Bianca, if she does indeed beat Mya tonight, that she will get a shot at the Unleashed Championship. If she then goes on to win that title she will make Divas Unleashed history which is why I’m banking on Bianca being as focused as ever in tonight’s match. JLT: We’ve got a war too, when the former Bod Squad, Crystal and Katrina team with Kaci Russell to take on Star, Valeria Sanchez and Yuku Shiro in what should be an interesting encounter to say the least. I just pray that Kristin Wallace won’t be at ringside, with her and Kaci in the same arena is hard enough! Renegade: Crystal’s facing Star at Nuclear Pussy as is Katrina with Valeria Sanchez, all women will be looking to get an advantage heading into next week’s pay per view, plus, Yuku Shiro’s career is on the rise and it would be an extra step to superstardom if she can down either of the fan’s team. JLT: Of course it would be in the fans favour. We’ve also got the Shiro Cup Semi-Final coming at you when Mystika and Miss Rhiannon tangle in that very run. We’re only a match away from finding out who will be in the final with Jolson and trying to win that huge prize! Renegade: You forget that last week Mystika tried to win over Vicksen with a bribe of half of the prize, will Vicksen accept? But speaking of Vicksen and Jolson, the duo are against each other tonight in a tag team match. Jolson teams with Angel, in my opinion that is already a team bound for disaster! JLT: Vicksen is teaming with Killer Kim, we saw her debut last week and she was very impressive, she even broke the wrist of one of her fellow match colleagues! She should be a force to be reckoned with, another force is Athena who stands at seven feet tall! Renegade: Of course, she is probably my pick to be the most devastating female in our history! She’s going one on one with the sly Aura Carcia-Lopez too; two newcomers and I’ve only heard good things about Aura! JLT: She’s been training down at ECW for the last year and now it’s her big break, another woman’s big break is Seeryn who goes one on one with Nyssa and that’s up next! [Crystal & Kaci Russell are seen walking down the hallway, and as they reach their locker room door, Katrina appears infront of them, giving the crowd plenty of reason to scream. Tension immediately appears between the trio.] Crystal: What are you doing here? Katrina: Well we are teaming together tonight. I thought I'd come by and we can talk about kicking ass out there tonight. Kaci: No Kristin? Katrina: Yes. I talked her out of coming out with me for this time. I'm not having us lose because of my manager's and yours little sex competition. Kaci: Well if you tell your manager to stop being such a media whore... Crystal: Chill!! Even though we don't like her, Kat's right. We need to talk about how we're going to send those bitches to their graves. Plus show them that we're the dominate ones. We've been here from the beginning. Kaci: Why are you so happy? Crystal: I've met the man of my dreams!!! I was at rehearsal for the FWA's, and my god... talk about awesome! Katrina: Are you sure you didn't just rub against the door knob again? Kaci: Listen, we'll talk about this later. I need to get some stuff from the locker room and we need to do this right before the match. Katrina: To keep our allies and enemies at bay? Crystal: Well, we'll say we are 'strenching out' or 'warming up'... that stuff we're suppose to do right before we get all huffy. Katrina: Then I'll met you by that closet near the entrance. See you later. [As Katrina walks off in one direction, Crystal walks off in another, and Kaci walks into her locker room. The room appears to be one we saw previously of the Unleashed Champion Crystal, as there is a bevy of alcoholic drinks upon a table surrounded by essence candles which light up the dim room. Kaci sighs as she runs her hands through her hair, the locker room door suddenly burst open as Kaci is speared into the wall by an invading woman.] [The woman is revealed to be Mya as she begins an assault on the diva, kicking and stomping her against the wall. Mya then picks up a bottle from the table and begins to toss it at Kaci but luckily for her she ducks each one thrown and tries to run out of the room but Gabriel catches her. He picks her up and slams her against the wall as she then puckers up and kisses him making him stop his assault. Mya is sickened and smashes a glass bottle over her back, which sends her to her knees. Mya then grabs her by her throat and pushes her down into the floor using her other hand to grab a candle, she begins to flicker the flame over Kaci’s face with her voice in a disturbing tone.] Mya: You’ve made a huge mistake Kaci, a huge mistake. You don’t deserve a soul, which is why I am going to seal your eyes shut! [Mya then drips the candle wax which lands on Kaci’s cheek as she screams in pain. Mya is getting annoyed at Kaci’s moving and dodging of the hot wax dribbling into her eyes. Gabriel then suddenly clutches Mya around the waist and yanks her off of Kaci after the diva’s eyes close from being choked out by the Anti-Hero. Gabriel then informs Mya of his revelation.] Gabriel: You can’t. She’s on of Shane’s biggest stars, if we ruin her then he might be angry and we won’t get our match… Mya: But- Gabriel: No ‘buts’! Wouldn’t it be better to get your hands on her in a steel cage where you can really do your damage, you can get your revenge, you can make it sweet. Come on, let’s go. [Mya then realizes what Gabriel is saying and is true but huffs as she storms of the room but Gabriel lingers, Mya then pops her head around the door.] Mya: Are you coming or what? Gabriel: I am. Just give me a minute. [Mya then rolls her eyes and disappears out of sight. Gabriel looks around and kneels to the body of Kaci. He picks up her head in his hands and plants a delicate kiss on her lips before he gets up and smiles to himself. He then sucks his bottom lip and exits the room.] -Nuclear Pussy Vignette- Standard Match Nyssa v Seeryn Renegade: Can you believe what we just saw? Mya tried to seal shut Kaci’s eyes! Then to make matters worse, it looks as if Kaci likes the taste of her too! JLT: If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you before, Mya is a very sick individual. She’s grieving the loss of her championship, that’s my opinion of her actions. Renegade: Well we also saw something ‘sickening’ last week when Killer Kim broke the wrist of Seeryn. Here’s what happened. [Kim grabs John by the collar as the microphone drops from his hand, Kim points to the chair and he instantly gives it to her, Kim releases him and then throws the chair and Seeryn into the ring. Kim then beats down her opponent some more so she is totally out of it and lying on the floor hoping to be left alone by the beast. Kim then decides to take out her frustrations on Seeryn by placing her wrist into the chair, in a classic position of if someone where to stamp on it, the wrist would snap. This isn’t what Kim is going for though, as she grabs the ends of the chairs and begins to squeeze them together with her bare hands, this is also breaking Seeryn’s wrist as she screams from the pain. When it finally snaps the fan’s booing gets louder as Kim gets up and leaves the ring happy with her beating.] JLT: Kim is a very dominating woman and we’ll see her in action tonight but also last week we didn’t get to see much of Seeryn’s wrestling skills so I hope we will tonight. Renegade: Not to mention Nyssa has all the advantages tonight, with Seeryn with a broken wrist it’ll be hard for her to wrestle to her full ability, all it takes is a kick to that hand and the victory is in the bag! [We go into the ring where John Roe is standing with a microphone awaiting the first arrival. All lights go out as "This Love" by Pantera blasts over the loud speakers. Sparks blast from the rear corners of the entrance runway. We see Seeryn on her knees looking straight up with her arms in the air and one of her hands bandaged heavily. She slowly lowers her head down looking forward, stands up and heads toward the ring. Half way she stops, pauses for a moment, runs to ring and slides in. Seeryn stands in the middle of the ring arms out to the side and makes a slow 360 degree spin.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Glasgow, Scotland, at a weight of 112lbs…SEERYN!!! Renegade: I love nice Scottish lass. they’re all cold all the time, waiting for someone to warm them up. ["Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the PA system as Nyssa enters to a large bang from two purple pyros placed next to the entrance to the arena, firing straight up in the air. She walks towards the ring, posing for the crowd as she goes. She enters the ring and gives the crowd a wave. She stands an stares at her opponent.] JLT: Nyssa has been training hard with Yuku Shiro over the past few weeks. Apparently she’s learning an ancient art from her, according to my sources it’s called “Hokuto Shinken” [The referee calls for the bell as Nyssa and Seeryn circle each other, Nyssa then tries to leg sweep her opponent but she dodges out of the way. Nyssa then grabs her arm and whips her into the ropes, she bounces and Nyssa executes an arm drag to the injured portion of Seeryn who winces in pain. The stripper then takes hold of Seeryn’s hair pulling her to her feet. Nyssa then clutches the bandaged arm and whips her to the ropes once more but keeps her grip which extends the wrist and Seeryn falls to her feet.] [Nyssa then tries to pick her up once more but the Scottish diva uses her instinctive and whacks her foe in the face with her cast which sends her stumbling backwards. Seeryn the pretends to hit her with her fist when she’s actually hitting her with the cast, Nyssa looks dazed as Seeryn nails a scoop slam but sadly for the new diva her wrist proves too painful.] [Nyssa then bends herself to clutch Seeryn’s head between her feet and rolls her forward sending her into the mat. Nyssa sits up and approaches Seeryn, she bends down and tries to lock on a crossface but Seeryn scrambles and the two get to their feet.] [Nyssa then backhands Seeryn and begins to yell at her, Seeryn then slaps her and kicks her in the mid-section. Seeryn executes a DDT driving her into the canvas, Seeryn rolls Nyssa over into a cover but the referee is too slow as Nyssa gets her shoulder up. Seeryn the gets to her feet and keeps kicking Nyssa to keep her on the floor, but the Shiro protégé plays possum. Seeryn ascends the top turnbuckle and Nyssa quickly gets off her position. She runs towards Seeryn and grabs her by the waist. Seeryn tries to counter but it’s ill-fated, Nyssa takes hold of her wrist and jumps forward in a shoulder breaker which sends Seeryn screeching in pain.] [The Floridian climbs to the top rope herself, she poses to the fans before jumping off with her “Starlight Flight” which is a variation of the swantom bomb and corckscrew moonsault as she crashes into Seeryn. Nyssa rolls her over.] [1] [2] [3] [The referee calls for the bell as Nyssa gets off her cover, she poses to the fans as she exits the ring and makes her way up the ramp. Seeryn is tended to by the referee.] John Roe: Here is your winner…NYSSA!!! Renegade: Maybe the art paid off? In all fairness though, Seeryn does have a broken wrist. Now if I were to look one of those babies I don’t know what I would do! JLT: Nyssa’s picked up a victory tonight over Seeryn, her career isn’t off to the best of starts is it? First Killer Kim destroys her and now a loss to Nyssa. Poor girl. Renegade: Speaking of the devil, the muscle machine is up next. [Backstage Tequila has set herself up an office. Which consists of two stacks of crates, a wall behind her and a desk which supports a name tag called ‘Tequila’, her two bodyguards are standing with a velvet rope allowing people to enter and exit her ‘office.’ Along comes the Unleashed Champion Crystal who stops at the velvet rope as one of the men allow her entry. She then sits down on a plastic chair as Tequila smiles at her. Crystal waves at her and hands her a packet of something.] Crystal: I brought you some viagra, now I know it’s not meant for women but I tried it the other night and it is awesome! Plus, if one of your boy-toys can’t get it up, voila! Tequila: Great. Thanks… Crystal: Anyway, I just dropped by to say what a terrific job you are doing at getting Shane Rockford back. He’s pissed me off, I mean so what I drove an ambulance through his multi-million dollar set. Hello? Get over it! Tequila: I’m doing a terrific job? I’ve hardly done anything yet! I’m about to tonight, I’ve one match one my mind among other things. Especially once Mya and Star crashed that nice tribute I set up for you! That just pissed me off! Crystal: I know! Rude! Tequila: While you’re here, I just want to say how touched I was when you visited me in hospital! How dare Shane have me bumped off, I’ll show him. Crystal: Heh, well anything to help and old friend! Tequila: I have a feeling Shane and Star are up to something but like I said last week, I’m his shadow, so if he’s planning on stacking everything against you, I’ll show him. Crystal: By the way, who are those hot guys out there? Tequila: Oh the Latin one is ‘Jorge’ and the other is ‘Gauge’. They’re my bodyguards, part of my team, I need protection. You know how unpredictable this federation is. [Athena is then see stepping over the velvet rope and stepping into her office. She looks at Crystal wearily and then at Tequila with a frown.] Tequila: Oh Crystal, I’m sorry but you’re going to have to leave. I’ve got to have a few words with Athena before her big match. Do you mind? Crystal: Of course not. [Crystal leaves and exits as Athena takes a seat, Tequila then pulls out a desk draw and begins to rummage as we cut back to the announce team.] Renegade: At least she’s making herself at home. I’m having a hard time relaxing with all these dramatics tonight! [We remain backstage, this time our destination is to be a cameraman walking backwards capturing the duo of Miss Rhiannon and Killer Kim strolling forwards. Miss Rhiannon looks like a twig next to the large frame of Kim. Kim is the first to speak.] Killer Kim: Anyway, I have to go because my match is up next. [Rhiannon waves goodbye and continues walking where she stumbles across Tara Lee placed upon the lap of Yuku Shiro with the two indulged in a lip lock. Nyssa is leaning against a wall next to them, looking around. Rhiannon then smirks as she clears her throat, making the lesbians part lips.] Tara Lee: May we help you? Miss Rhiannon: Not really. I just saw you two so crazy in love and it just reminded me. Tara Lee: It reminded you? Miss Rhiannon: Yeah, of my wedding. I’m sorry you guys weren’t invited but it was just a spur of the moment thing. Yuku Shiro: Who are you trying to be? Jennifer Lopez? Miss Rhiannon: Of course not, I knew how much Tara wanted to be the first bride of the year but I beat her to it! It’s a shame really. I think I’ll beat her at everything, because at the FWA’s tomorrow. My performance will be so much better than hers! Yuku Shiro: Hey! Miss Rhiannon: I’m not trying to start anything here? I’m just saying. I’m also just saying how I married into millions and it’s now half of me. Pity. You two won’t have that feeling. See you around. [Tara Lee and Nyssa look after Rhiannon with disgust as Yuku Shiro seems to be pondering about something as she looks at the ground. Tara Lee then tries to kiss her but she leans back as Tara Lee just snuggles into her partner. Yuku Shiro’s face is worried.] Renegade: You have got to love Rhiannon, she’s so sexy and now so arrogant. I love that in a woman. I wish a woman would just marry me for money. JLT: I think you just wish a woman would marry you, period. It looks like there could be some friendly rivalry between her and Tara tomorrow night in Las Vegas. What a show it is expected to be too, I’m going to be there. Have you got a date Renegade? Renegade: I always a have to any event. Tomorrow night I’ll be trying to get into the pants of Kelly Clarkson! The things she does with the microphone and her mouth open all the time, it’s like fate has brought us together. Tag Team Match Angel v Jolson v Killer Kim & Vicksen Renegade: This next match is going to scare the hell out of me. My delicate little Jolson has all the odds staced against her! I mean, her & Angel don't get along, and then she has to face Killer Kim... WITH A PARTNER?! How can they do this to my wittle... JLT: Puh-lease. If Jake heard this kind of talk coming out of your ass he'd show you how truly "wittle" you are. Renegade: That time of the month again? JLT: I think you should be nuetered. [The lights go out and a growl comes out of nowhere the arena is just a faint shade of blue and the music comes on and up from the rafters she is slowly decending down like the original sting entrance at the same time thethe ground is coated in fog and a white light is shineing on her and when she gets into the ring she rasies her hands and then brings them back down and blue flames come from the turnbuckles and the lights come back on ended "Mindfields" by Prodigy. Lei Yu also waits outside the ring.] John Roe: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, being accompanied by Lei Yu... ANGEL!!! [As Angel awaits, "How Soon Is Now?" by Tatu blasts over the PA System as Jolson emerges upwards from a circle of flames, her hips slanted to the left and both her hands above her head slopped over each other, there is a bright flash as a white pyro lights up the arena while Jolson quickly makes her way to the ring, as Jake walks from backstage and follows her down.] John Roe: ...and the partner, being accompanied to the ring by Jake Wild... JOLSON!!! Renegade: I wonder if Kim could take on Jake... JLT: I dont know, but if you ask stupid questions like that, I think Kim will try to kill you. Well... not try really, just do it and laugh. [As her music hits she walks out surrounded by a bunch of men wearing spandex shorts and tank tops and she is wearing a rope. She walks to the ring with them leading the way and they open the ropes for her to get in the ring.] JLT: And their opponants... making her way to the ring weighing in at 185 pounds... from San Diego Califorbia [She then extends her arms out and they take off her rope revealing her extremely muscular physique. The whole time due to her size these men appear to be intimidated and she then orders them to leave the ring and as they run she does a double bicep pose. The crowd makes a loud reaction at this, before Kim steps down. Kim suddenly is double dropkicks by Jolson & Angel!!!] Renegade: I guess Jolson & Angel realized they'd have to unite this once if they... you know... didn't want to be killed. [Jolson & Angel start laying the kicks into Killer Kim, when the opening of "Where Is My Mind" bangs over the PA system at full blast as "Ooohhhhh...stop!" blares out, the crowd stop and the lights do dark. We hear that memorable riff from the great band themselves and as the chorus sets in, Vicksen makes her way out to a flurry of cheers from the audience. Pyros go off as the lights return, dot-on with the chorus. Jolson & Angel look towards the ramp, only to have Killer Kim grab each in one arm around their waists and perform an AMAZING DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX!!!] JLT: Holy... [Vicksen & Shaneo see this, and stop dead in their tracks on the way to the ring. Vicksen then gets a slightly cocky smile, as she whispers into Shaneo's ear. Shaneo smiles, and goes backstage, before walking out with two steel chairs! Vicksen & Shaneo then take a seat as Killer Kim looks up at them in disgust.] Renegade: Well, you can't say Vicksen isn't stupid. I'd stay away from Kim even if she was my partner too! JLT: I think she's just lazy. [Inside the ring, Kim becomes furious at the sight of Vicksen not coming to the ring, which leaves Jolson time to leap over Kim, grabbing Kim's hair and executing a huge guillotine on the top rope! As Kim bounces backwards, Angel immediately hits a school girl as the referee gets down to count.] [1] [Kim immediately thrusts her shoulder up, and in the process causes Angel to fly backwards from the force. As Jolson stands in the corner, Angel tries to scurry across the ring, but Kim catches Angel by her foot. Angel's face suddenly turns to horror as Kim's face shows nothing but pure anger. Angel quickly hits an enziguri! Kim however keeps her hold on Angel's foot, and the kick only caused Kim's hair to fly in her face! Kim uses her grip on Angel's foot, and starts spinning around in a circle, as Angel starts flying off the canvas!!! With one last spin, Kim releases Angel, who immediately slides across the ring and flies from under the bottom rope. Her body crashes on the black mats outside the ring, as her head bounces off the steel barricade! Kim's eyes are wide as the crowd cheers at the amazing atheleticism of Kim.] [Jolson has gotten behind Kim, and leaps into the air, grabbing Kim in a headlock. Kim immediately tries to back suplex Jolson, but Jolson shows her resiliance and escapes with a backflip. Jolson then scores a dropkick to Kim's knee! Kim immediately falls to the ground and Jolson quickly backhand springs into a standing moonsault on Kim!!! The crowd is roaring as Jolson covers.] [1] [Kim immediately lifts Jolson! She holds Jolson in a near benchpress, with Jolson as her weights! Jolson quickly rolls off Kim's hands and stands on her feet as Kim gets up. Jolson uses the ropes and leaps onto Kim, who catches Jolson in a bear hug! Kim then proceeds to nail an overhead belly to belly!!! Kim then gets to her feet and growls as she looks at Jolson, who is trying to get up in a hurry. Just as Jolson rises to her feet, Kim grabs Jolson with her huge right hand around the throat, and without anytime wasted, delivers her "Lights Departure" chokeslam!!! Jolson lays on the mat, as Kim covers.] [1] [2] [Angel breaks the count at the last possible second, just in time for the crowd to roar in shock. Angel suddenly begins taking fists and kicks to Kim, before finally leaping onto Kim's shoulders and going for the "Judgement of Darkness Flame!!!" As Angel begins to fly forward however, Kim catches Angel in a piledriver position! Kim gets a classic smile on her face and then delivers her "Reality Check" move. Angel lies still on the mat from the impact. Throughout the course of these moves, Jolson had slowly gotten to her feet. As Kim approaches Jolson from behind, and Jolson nails the "Blue Crush" roundhose kick!!! Kim stumbles back and nearly trips over Angel's body, as she is obviously shocked from Jolson's attack. Jolson immediately runs and hits a shoulder thrust type move into Kim's chest, which sends Kim flying into the corner!] JLT: Is Jolson really doing this!? [Jolson waists VERY little time and quickly grabs Kim's head, and hits her "Akiyama" move!!! As Kim lays on the mat, mostly in shock from Jolson, Jolson climbs the turnbuckle, and signals for the "Jolted"!!! Kim quickly gets up, and Jolson uses her last option. She flies off the turnbuckle in a cross body, and Kim catches her! Kim immediately hoists Jolson up, and the fury enraged on her face echoes throughout the arena. Kim then tosses Jolson out of the ring!!! Jake catches Jolson!!! Jolson nearly faints in Jake's arms, as Jake puts Jolson down.] [Kim's attentions are now turned to Angel, who is steadily rising. Kim signals for the end, as she kicks Angel in the gut and lifts her into a powerbomb. Kim immediately gets on the turnbuckle, climbing backwards with Angel's limp body. Lei Yu looks as if she is going to stop Kim, but as Kim casts an evil glare, Lei Yu steps back down and watches in horror as Kim tries her best to launch Angel through the canvas. Kim covers.] [1] [2] [3] [Kim stands up in victory, as Jolson & Jake give exchange glares with the Amazon type woman. Lei Yu slides into the ring, and pulls Angel to her, as Kim allows the referee to raise her hand in victory.] John Roe: Here is your winners... Killer Kim & Vicksen!!! JLT: Vicksen should get no credit for this win... I think seeing as this is Kim's first, she should be the only one announced as the winner. Renegade: My god that woman is so scary... ugh-o. [Killer Kim exits the ring and walks up to Vicksen & Shaneo, who seem slightly uneasy by Kim's arrival. Shaneo then starts applauding and cheering, and Vicksen follows Shaneo's lead. They start cheering and clapping, as Kim suddenly grabs Shaneo shoves him down!!! Vicksen, who can't get backstage because Kim's blocking her, starts to run over to the side of the stage. Kim immediately chases after her, and Vicksen starts panicing as she tries to climb down the ladder on the side of the stage. Kim immeidately grabs Vicksen's hair and lifts her by her hair back on stage!!! Vicksen begins screaming as Kim then tosses Vicksen against the metal stage entrance.] Renegade: Run Vicksen Run!!! [Kim then lifts Vicksen up again, who is starting to scream. Shaneo has grabbed the a chair, and just as he prepares to swing at Kim, Kim shoves Vicksen's face right in the way of the chair!!! Vicksen lies on the stage not moving, as Kim hoists Shaneo up by his throat and throwing him off the stage!!! Kim then places Vicksen's arm in the chair, just as she did to Seeyrn last week, and she begins to try and break Vicksen's wrist!!! Just as it seems she's about to accomplish this task, Nyssa runs from backstage and nails Kim in the head with the second chair!!! Nyssa then quickly runs off as Killer Kim slowly stumbles to her feet.] JLT: Why would Nyssa do a stupid thing like hit Kim with a chair?! [In the office of Shane Rockford which is high in wealth as it looks over the arena, it looks as if it is a sky box with tinted windows. Nyssa has made her way onto his lap and is playing with his the back of his hair, with her shirt undone to reveal a lacy bra. She is flirting with Shane when there is knock at the door. Nyssa does up her top.] Shane Rockford: Come in! [The door is pushed open by Valeria Sanchez who sees the sight before her and looks a little embarrassed as she gives a “what the hell” glance to Nyssa who winks. Shane Rockford then prompts Valeria to speak and she does.] Valeria Sanchez: Mr. Rockford, I hate to sound rude but this is unfair. That mealy mouth bitch Katrina has stolen my title and I’m prepared to go the police if this continues! She’s a criminal. I want my title back and I want you to do something about it. Shane Rockford: But what the hell am I supposed to do? Valeria Sanchez: I don’t know! Fine her! Demand she give it back! You’re the boss! Shane Rockford: I am the boss but to be honest, I don’t care. Valeria Sanchez: What? Shane Rockford: In all honesty, Val. You’re facing her at Nuclear Pussy and you can get your title back then, what’s the big deal, you don’t have it for another week. It’s not like you can’t live without it. Valeria Sanchez: It’s not fair! I’m going to nuke her at the pay per view, plus I’ve got her tonight. If you were more focused on getting your priorities right and sorting out the divas rather than sticking it in Nyssa then you’d be way better off! Shane Rockford: Get out of my office right now! Valeria Sanchez: I’m already at the door. [Valeria Sanchez then exits and slams the door behind her, Shane looks pissed but Nyssa manages to calm him down by placing her hand in a special place. Nyssa then thinks to herself before speaking.] Nyssa: Shaney-baby. I was just wondering, about a match at Nuclear Pussy. I think it would be right if I had a chance to earn my shot at a title and I think now that me and Yuku are a team it should be a special kind of match. [Shane doesn’t reply as Nyssa continues.] Nyssa: Because I’m not a dumb blonde like your ex-girlfriend, I know that is good for me if I try for the Rockford State Championship. That’s what I’m looking at, seeing as Valeria just insulted you like that. I should defend the honour of my man. I think me against Killer Kim, it shows I’m not a pushover, it would be wise don’t you? [Nyssa squeezes her hand tighter as Shane whispers “Yes”. Nyssa then kisses him as the camera cuts away to where Bianca and Vanessa are on their way to the ring with Bianca pep talking Vanessa. Another cut to where Sara Lee is being lead down the aisle by Tara Lee in a silent but serious mood.] Standard Match Sara Lee v Vanessa Renegade: This next match is up is very important for all the parties involved. We saw last week that there was a confrontation between these two sides. Bianca challenged Sara Lee to a match and the stipulation being that if Sara lost, her sister's fiancee's belt would be added to their match at the pay per view. JLT: Of course there is a lot riding on this encounter. With the pressure being applied to Sara Lee more than anyone! John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... [White lights flash all over the arena, then goes out and Sara walks straight down to the ring. Get in the ring. Right arm in the air, meanwhile Tara Lee bounces over the commentary table and takes hold of a headset putting it on before sitting down.] John Roe: Representing The Lee Sisters. From Beverly Hills, California, at a weight of 120lbs... SARA LEE!!! Tara: Hello guys. I'd thought I'm come down here and give some special commentary; it should liven up the program. I'm going to prevent any outside interference too; this match should be fair and square! Renegade: Then why don't you slide over onto my knee? Tara: Can I slide onto Jamie's? JLT: No! [The lights are dimed. Red, White and blue pyros spark up the ring. A dark figure is seen at the entrance. The light is shined on the figure who starts to booty dance, for a few seconds. She gets up, turns and walks blowing kisses to her fans as she reaches the stage. She hands her tag belt to Bianca who is accompanying her and slides under the bottom rope.] John Roe: Her opponent making her Divas Unleashed debut; representing Sweet Temptation, from Miami, Florida, at a weight of 150lbs and to be accompanied to the ring by Bianca.... VANESSA!!! JLT: This is the first time we'll be seeing Vanessa in action, she was handed the tag champion- Tara: That's right, she was handed it. She didn't earn the spot like we did and might I had, what the hell is she wearing? That just doesn't appear normal to be wearing those! Please! JLT: You mean clothes? [The referee calls for the bell as Sara immediately runs at her opponent and tackles her with a spear. Vanessa is too fresh and hyped up as she easily kicks Sara Lee off her body and leaps forward onto hers. Vanessa staddles Sara and grabs both of her arms above her head, Vanessa then pushes off the mat and twists in mid-air to plant a leg drop to Sara. Vanessa then runs towards the ropes and executes an elbow drop to Sara. Vanessa brings her to her feet.] [Vanessa then lifts Sara for a suplex, which is quickly countered as Sara flips out of Vanessa's grasp. As Sara stands behind Vanessa, Sara tries to wrap her arm around Vanessa's neck in a reverse DDT position, which Vanessa immediately reverses into her own reverse DDT! Vanessa covers.] [1] [2] [Sara kicks out and Vanessa gets Sara to her feet. Tara suddenly gets up from the announcers position just as Vanessa whips Sara into the ropes. Tara grabs Sara, preventing Vanessa from hitting a dropkick. This does not sit well with Bianca who starts chasing Tara around the ring. Tara runs up the ramp, Bianca following her, as inside the ring, Sara quickly hits an inside cradle.] [1] [2] [Vanessa quickly kicks out, and Sara contemplates what to do. As Vanessa gets to her feet, Sara quickly kicks Vanessa in the guy and hits the Lee DDT! Rather than covering, Sara slides outside of the ring and brings in a steel chair! The referee doesn't allow Sara to have it, which obviously seems to be what Sara wanted. Sara then climbs the top rope as on the ramp we see Yuku come out! Bianca stands her ground as both Tara & Yuku glare at Bianca. Tara quickly runs to the ring as Bianca & Yuku start punching each other on stage! Tara quickly grabs the chair that Sara had gotten, as Vanessa rises to her feet. Sara leaps off and hits Vanessa with her "Intentions" hurricarana!!! Sara quickly covers.] [1] [2] [Vanessa kicks out!!! Sara gets a frustrated look and sees tara with the chair and a new lightbulb appears above her head. Bianca & Yuku have battled down to ringside and Bianca whips Yuku into the steel stairs! Inside the ring, Sara has gotten the referee distracted as Tara awaits Vanessa to stand, with chair in hand. Suddenly Bianca slides into the ring and spears Tara down!!! The chair drops in the ring as Bianca & roll out. Sara quickly kisses the referee to keep him from looking as Yuku climbs into the ring leaps onto the turnbuckle, signaling for her finisher! As Vanessa gets to her feet and Yuku leaps off, Vanessa ducks, which causes Yuku to flip onto her back, on the chair!!!] [Yuku sees the referee about to turn and rolls out of the ring grabbing her back as Sara decides she has to take Vanessa out herself. She quickly walks to Vanessa, who grabs Sara and nails the "World Premiere" Flatliner on Sara, causing Sara's face to hit the chair!!! Vanessa quickly covers, placing her body on the chair so the referee doesn't see it as the crowd chants with the referee's count.] [1] [2] [3] [Vanessa leaps into the air in happiness as the referee raises her hand. Vanessa then kicks the chair out of the ring, when suddenly Yuku flies into the ring and hits Vanessa with her Reverse X-Factor! Bianca then slides into the ring and nails the 'Bianic Superkick'!!! Yuku falls backwards as Tara quickly climbs into the ring with a chair in hand! Tara quickly swings and Bianca ducks out of the way, as Tara starts screaming. Bianca slides out of the ring with Vanessa, raising Vanessa's hand in victory as Yuku, Tara & Sara glare at the duo in disgust, leaving tons of hatred going into their match at the PPV.] [“Doll House” is playing on the PA system as Brandy Dahl stands in front of the usual set except it has extra stools paired into twos. Yuku Shiro and Tara Lee hold hands as they sit together, Krysta Taylor is bent over with Josh Diaz staring at her ass. Mystika and Joel sit next to each other awaiting the show to begin but it appears we are missing one couple.] Brandy Dahl: Hello everyone and welcome to this very romantic, hearts fluttering, head holding heels couples special! I am Brandy Dahl and this is the Dahl House! Now, it appears we are missing one couple and the reasoning for the that is because of the assault by Killer Kim earlier on, but we won’t dwell. Because we’ve still got three- [Yuku Shiro has had enough of Krysta Taylor’s bending over and gets off her stool, she grabs the spandex pants of the columnist and tosses her forwards sending her over the top rope. Josh Diaz gets up and pushes Yuku Shiro but she scoops him up and puts him over her shoulder. She then runs towards the ropes where Krysta has risen and tosses him onto her body like an arrow out of a bow. Yuku then slaps her hands and sits down as Brandy looks sheepish.] Brandy Dahl: Two couples now, and we are ready to play a game of Mr. and Mrs to test how strong your relationships are, and if they differ between the “norm” and lesbianism. [Yuku Shiro and Tara are not listening as they stare in each others’ eyes and they play with their engagement ring. Mystika rolls her eyes and Joel seems to be gaping at the pair, that is until Mystika slaps him on his arm.] Brandy Dahl: So who’s going first? [Brandy looks between the two couples and sighs as she sees one isn’t paying attention. Brandy then flips a coin from out of her pants but still no reply, Mystika then sticks her hand up and Brandy smiles and approaches the couple.] Brandy Dahl: Okay, first question. Where is the craziest place you've ever made "whoopee"? [Mystika and Joel begin to write down their answers on pieces of poster board. She glances at the ceiling before marking the board while he scribbles something down immediately. A "ding" goes off and Brandy smiles.] Brandy Dahl: Time's up! Mystika, what did you say? [She holds up her poster board.] Mystika: An elevator. Brandy Dahl: And Joel? [He holds up his posterboard.] Joel: Shane Rockford's office. [Mystika looks at Joel oddly.] Mystika: Honey...we've never even been inside Shane's office. Joel: I have... Mystika: When?! Joel: Remember that time you went to do a promo in Japan? Yeah, it was me and Dee Snuts... Mystika: WHAT! Joel: We were discussing angles with him! Relax... [Brandy clears her throat and the couple settle down. Mystika crosses her arms over her chest and turns her back to Joel. He merely shrugs.] Brandy Dahl: You, er, have no points. Remember, you have to give the same answer in order to receive a point. Next question! Where was your first kiss? [They set to work scribbling answers on the cardboard. The "ding" sounds after several seconds.] Brandy Dahl: Joel, where did you first kiss her? [He flashes his poster board.] Joel: Under an apple tree. Brandy Dahl: And Mystika? [Mystika gapes at her boyfriend. She holds up her card which reads, "indie show."] Mystika: An indie fed show, the stroke of midnight, New Year's Eve 1999... Joel: We hadn't even MET in 1999! Mystika: Are you kidding me, Joel? We had just started dating! I met you in that same fed! Joel: No, we met at a club in San Diego. Come on, Mys. I can't believe you don't remember. Mystika: Me?! You can't remember anything! You don't even know my favorite color! Joel: I do so! It's pink! Mystika: ...It's BLACK, you moron! Joel: Since when has it been black? Mystika: Since forever. [Brandy clears her throat again, but no one seems to be paying attention.] Brandy Dahl: Please, please...calm down...please? [Mystika gives Brandy the finger and turns back to Joel.] Mystika: You don't even know me anymore! Hell, I don't think you knew who I was to begin with. Joel: I know plenty about you. You just can't remember a thing about our relationship. Mystika: Oh really. Explain why you were in Shane's office, ALONE, with Dee. Joel: I told you, we were going over angles with Shane. He left to go to a meeting and we hung around for a bit. Nothing big, you know. [Mystika looks over at Tara and Yuku, who are giggling and acting very loving.] Mystika: Why can't you just ever be sweet to me? Why can't you ever do nice things for me and love me and hold me and care for me? Joel: I am! I do! I got you that ring! Mystika: No...you didn't. This is the engagement ring Billy gave to Tara. You re-ringed me, you pathetic loser. [She takes off the ring and throws it at him.] Mystika: Until you can prove your worth to me, Joel West, we are THROUGH! Joel: Baby, wait! Mystika: All I wanted was the love of a lifetime. A love that Yuku and Tara have. Joel: I'll give you whatever you want, baby. Anything for you. Mystika: No, Joel. You won't. [Mystika storms off the set. Brandy swallows and looks around. Tara and Yuku haven't noticed the scene. Joel looks at them, then at the ring in his hand. Brandy looks at the camera.] Brandy Dahl: Erm..heh..th-thanks for watching this special Couples Edition of the Dahl House. Tune in next week when we discuss the finer points of porcelain. [“Doll Parts” replay over the sound organism and we cut to the announce table while the ring departs and Brandy goes backstage along with Mystika to some alcohol.] Renegade: How long do you think until it bombs? JLT: Renegade! Renegade: What? JLT: At least a month! Shiro Cup Semi-Final Match Mystika v Miss Rhiannon [The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four..three...two.." He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire as Joel appears behind her. She kisses Joel and tells him "She has it". He walks to the back as she walks to the ring with a determined look on her face.] John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen... the following contest is scheduled for one fall and will determine who will go on to Nuclear Pussy in the Shiro Cup Tournament. Making her way to the ring... from Death Valley California, she is.... MYSTIKA!!! [The lights dim, a red light shines into the ring and the start of "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence is heard throughout the arena.Miss Rhiannon appears at the top of the stage her long blonde hair pulled back into a tight pony tail, her assets tightly protected by her black shiny leather sleeveless top with matching shiny leather pants and wrestling boots. She marches down the ramp without touching a single outstretched hand much to the dismay of the fans.] John Roe: And her opponant... making her way to the ring representing The Bod Squad... from wieghing in at 125 pounds... Miss Rhiannon!!! [She walks up the ring stairs, raises an eyebrow at the crowd before entering the ring via the bottom rope. Mystika quickly grabs Rhiannon by her hair and snapmares her over her shoulder as the bell rings.] JLT: Mystika not wasting any time here as she prepares to face Miss Rhiannon in the last match before the Shiro Cup finals at Nuclear Pussy, where the winner of this match will face Jolson in the final match. The winner gets all sorts of great things, like a Stripped Title shot, tons of cash, and of course the glory of being the Shiro Cup winner. [Inside the ring, Miss Rhiannon has managed to turn things around from Mystika's early offense as she has Mystika in a headlock. Mystika attempts a back suplex, but Rhiannon manages to escape with a backflip, which she also reverses into a reverse DDT!!! Miss Rhiannon quickly hits a standing leg drop and covers.] [1] [Mystika kicks out, as Mystika is dragged to her feet by her hair. Miss Rhiannon then begins to attack Mystika with chops to her chest, which eventually causes Mystika to stumble into the corner. Rhiannon quickly lifts Mystika to the top rope, and positions herself for a superplex! Mystika pushes Rhiannon off, but Rhiannon lands on her feet! Rhiannon then quickly runs to the ropes and quickly leaps off backwards, taking Mystika flying across the ring with a HUGE arm drag! Mystika slides slightly across the canvas, as Miss Rhiannon quickly covers.] [1] [2] [Mystika kicks out yet again, and now Miss Rhiannon looks to be setting Mystika up for her 'Sexy Senorita Kick'. Just as Rhiannon's foot is about to smash Mystika's face, Mystika dodges out of the way. Mystika then quickly handsprings into a cartwheel, just before wrapping her legs around Rhiannon's head. Mystika then finishes her 'Pontiac's Revenge' move, much to the excitement of the crowd.] [Mystika then lifts Rhiannon to her feet, and throws her into the corner. Mystika then juts across the ring, before making an about-face and handspringing to what everyone is assured to be 'The Kiss Of Death'!!! Miss Rhiannon sees it coming however and just as Mystika is in a backhand-spring, Rhiannon nails a HUGE bulldog that makes Mystika lie motionless on the canvas! The crowd roars from the shock of the move, as Miss Rhiannon heads to up the turnbuckle. Rhiannon then quickly leaps off backwards and hits her 'Digital Dreams' Moonsault!!!] [1] [2] [Mystika kicks out!!! Miss Rhiannon gets frustrated at this, and quickly gets to her feet, awaiting the perfect moment to finish Mystika off with her "Girly Poof".] Renegade: Look out Mystika! [As Mystika suddenly finds her arm lifted behind Rhiannon's head, and her body being hoisted into the air, Mystika locks Rhiannon's head, and just as Rhiannon slams Mystika down, Mystika hits a DDT!!! After a few moments, it appears Rhiannon is worse for wear, as Mystika begins stirring. Mystika and Rhiannon get to their feet at the same time, as Mystika quickly launches Rhiannon into the corner. Mystika then hits a HUGE spear into Rhiannon's chest, which leaves her hunched over in the corner as Mystika backhandsprings away from the corner twice before stopping, and then flying forward towards Miss Rhiannon before nealy kicking Rhiannon's head off with the "Kiss Of Death"!!! Rhiannon's body bounces from the corner and directly falls into the ring as Mystika quickly covers.] [1] [2] [3]!!! John Roe: Here is your winner, and Shiro Cup finalist... MYSTIKA!!! ["Party Hard" by Andrew W.K. hits the PA system as Mystika is held up in victory by the referee. Joel quickly runs out to the ring and lifts Mystika to his shoulder as both celebrate the victory. Suddenly "How Soon Is Now" by t.A.t.U hits the PA system as Jolson & Jake Wild walk out on stage. Mystika & Jolson exchange cold stares.] Renegade: It's the two Shiro Cup finalists!!! I can't wait to seem them battle, and it's such a shame they both have men. I'd gladly take their place if one was busy you know... JLT: Your a restraining order just waiting to happen. [An anxious Star has her head in the ice bucket and runs the frozen cubes over her face, Mya hands her a bottle of water as she downs it. She then nods at Mya who is staring the floor. Through the doors of the locker room walks Shane Rockford, Mya doesn’t look up.] Shane Rockford: I come with an apology to you two. I know you’ve warned me time and time again but I never listened, I know how naïve I was underestimating you two but now that we’ve put aside our differences. I feel it’s only right that after Nuclear Pussy, you two can dictate what happens in Divas Unleashed. [Star looks delighted but Mya interrupts.] Mya: I want her. Shane Rockford: Who? Mya: Kaci! I want her! I want her! I want her! Shane Rockford: Okay, calm down, when do you want her? Mya: At Nuclear Pussy! I want her in a cage match! She thinks I’ve forgotten what she did to me then she’s got another thing coming. I’m like an elephant, I never forget. Ever. She cost me my championship. She will pay! Shane Rockford: You know I’ve never liked her. She’s always been too “goody” for me. You can have her in a cage match, of course, and I have a special trick up my sleeve for that match which will ensure your victory. Star: What about me? Once I get the Unleashed Championship do I get special titles too. Like “Queen of DU” or something? Shane Rockford: One step at a time. I’ll be in your corner at Nuclear Pussy, if Kaci can cheat Mya out of her title then I’m not going let that happen to you. Plus it will be a great feeling to humiliate Crystal in front of a sold-out arena and show what a lousy champion she is! Star: She disgusts me! Shane Rockford: Mya, don’t let Bianca win okay? [Mya looks up with a nasty look towards Shane, she walks up to him and stares him deep into the eyes before turning and exiting the arena. Nyssa then shows up at the doorway and is bumped by Mya. She tuts and Mya turns at her but she soon shuts up. She yells to change.] Nyssa: Shane is we going or what?! Hurry up! Star: You’re mommy is calling Shane. Better go fetch your bone! [Shane exits as Nyssa drags him away, Star leans against a wall and sighs to herself. A smirk comes across her face as she whispers “Unleashed Champion. Star. It sounds great”.] Renegade: Are you kidding? Mya and Star as our superiors! That’s…just! JLT: It’s despicable, you can just tell that Shane Rockford is bribing them into being on his side. It looks like he’s spoiling them with gifts to make sure they don’t cause him any hassle! Renegade: Smart plan! Though what was he talking about “special trick”? JLT: Beats me! Standard Match Athena v Aura Carcia-Lopez ["Trouble" by Pink plays as Athena strolls to the ring wearing an American flag bikini top, really short black shorts cut low to show her matching g-sting, high laced black boots, and a blue handkerchief wrapped around her head, sucking on a lollipop. She smiles and waves to the crowd.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... making her in-ring debut in Divas Unleashed, from Houston Texas... ATHENA!!! [Athena climbs on the apron and dips low between the ropes smiling as the crowd mostly men cheer and whistle as she enters the ring. Athena walks around the ring waving to the fans before she stretches to warm up for her match.] JLT: This is the woman who has been masked and following Lightning around since November! She finally turned her back on Lightning, costing Lightning her career even, and was unveiled just last week to us as to what her identity is. Renegade: I know... and now she is going to face the woman who defeated Killer Kim last week! This is going to be exciting, I can already tell! [Aura's entrance begins, as she makes her way to the ring staring down at her opponant. She slides into the ring and begins to pose, as the 7-foot Athena looks down at Aura-Carcia.] Renegade: You know, what did Aura ever do to anyone? She has faced two MONSTERS of women in her first two matches... I applaud her tremendously. [Athena quickly shoves Aura down, but Aura rolls back to her feet and quickly dropkicks Athena's knee! Athena hunches over from the kick, as Aura does a unique move from her back, as she wraps her legs around Athena's head. Athena uses her strength however and rises to her full 7-foot stance, with Aura in a perfect powerbomb position. Aura quickly tries to hurricanrana off backwards, but it works to no avail as Athena just brings her right back up! Aura then uses a last resort and pokes Athena in the eyes! Athena falls backwards as Aura sits on her chest, begging for a cover.] [1] [Athena quickly powers out as Aura-Carcia runs to the ropes. Athena rises to her hands and knees and Aura quickly hits a dropkick, which only causes Athena to rise to her knees. Athena is now the same hieght as Aura! Aura quickly runs off the ropes again and Athena nails a clothline from her knees! The crowd laughs at the odd sight, as Athena regains her footing. Aura also gets to her feet, to only be nailed with a boot to her face. Athena quickly grabs Aura and lifts her to her feet. Athena then hits Aura with a crushing sidewalk slam, and then covers.] [1] [2] [Aura lifts her shoulder, as Athena prepares her next assault. She quickly lifts Aura onto her shoulders and starts spinning around in a circle, Athena then suddenly nails a Death Valley Driver and the crowd goes wild! Aura's head slams on the canvas, and her body rolls over to the ropes. Just as Athena is about to cover, Aura grabs her hands on the ropes and Athena takes this as an excuse for "more punsihment."] [Athena lifts Aura, and Aura suddenly drop-toe-holds Athena into the top rope! Aura then hits a school girl and uses the ropes for the pin!!!] [1] [2] [Athena kicks out and is furious at Aura's use of the ropes. As Aura tries to run out of the ring, Athena grabs her foot and quickly moves Aura over her shoulder, Athena then begins spinning again and hits a 3/4 neckbreaker! Aura then lies dazed on the mat, and it appears Athena isn't quite done. Athena makes an "It's over" signal with her hands, and quickly positions Aura in a powerbomb ready position. She then lifts Aura up, while spinning in circles again before ending the move in a Jackknife powerbomb, and covering.] Renegade: She sure likes spinning. JLT: I imagine it makes her moves have more impact.. perhaps you should try it in bed. We all know you need help. Kristin Wallace: Excuse you. [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner... ATHENA!!! [Athena has her hand raised in victory as "Trouble" by Pink hits the PA system as the camera cuts backstage.] [Backstage, Katrina is walking with Crystal as they are dressed in ring attire, Kristin then exits a locker room in her casual clothes and stops the duo. Katrina looks pissed at seeing her. It appears as if the original Bod Squad is now back together. Kristin ignores Crystal though.] Kristin Wallace: No Kaci? Crystal: No Kaci. Kristin Wallace: Good, I hate her guts. Damn bitch stealing all of- Katrina: Do you have a purpose of talking to us because our match is next? Kristin Wallace: Keep your panties on, I’ve just got back from Shane’s office and because Valeria wants her title so much, I managed to get you a ladder match for the Rockford State Championship! Katrina: That’s not what I wanted! Kristin! Kristin Wallace: But- Katrina: No, you’re my manager, you are employed by me. Listen to me when I’m speaking, I do not want to see you at ringside for my match next. You’ll screw it up. I’ll make my own matches, from now on you better obey my wishes! Crystal: Burn! [Katrina and Kristin turn at stare at Crystal.] Crystal: Ahem, yeah, I’m going to go… [Crystal walks off as Katrina then starts to push Kristin back into the room from which she popped up.] Katrina: Just stay in there! Okay? Stay! Six Person Tag Match Crystal, Katrina & Kaci Russell v Star, Valeria Sanchez, Yuku Shiro Renegade: Looks like we’ve had some conflicts between Kristin and Katrina and we also just learnt that the Rockford State Championship will be in a ladder match! JLT: Kristin’s been rubbing everyone the wrong way lately. Right now we’ve got a six-woman tag team match and tension should be boiling over as we head into Nuclear Pussy! Renegade: Star and Crystal are facing off, Katrina and Valeria are facing off, and Kaci and Yuku’s opponents are hoping they tear each other apart. I pray for tearing of clothes! ["Hit the Floor" by Linkin Park Erupts from the PA system as arena turns pitch black and begins to fill with smoke. The images of dragons and tigers flash across the Divatron as lightning flashes through the arena with the sound of thunder. The arena lights back up to find Yuku Shiro standing on the top turnbuckle. Her hair is done in a bun like a geisha, and she has a satin red mask like a ninja covering the lower half of her face, her body is wrapped in a long red and gold satin type geisha robe with golden flower and dragon imprints on it. Yuku removes the robe tossing it to a ring attendant to reveal a mini white and red outfit with a low cleavage line, and slits on the skirt that go all the way up to Yuku's waist revealing her G-string on the side much like Mia from the King of Fighters Video Game. The outfit is finished off with red and black shin high wrestling boots that are fashioned like ninja boots. Yuku turns on the turnbuckle facing the fans and executes a huge diving moonsault giving the fans a GREAT view of her red underwear! Yuku lands gracefully on her feet as the crowd erupts cheering! Shiro removes her ninja mask putting it to the side, and executes a FULL split on the mat to warm up. Yuku then pulls herself up by just her own leg power, and begins throwing an few snap and round house kicks to loosen up before her match.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a six-woman tag team match. Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, at a weight of 150lbs, she is the Asian Beauty and Stripped Champion... YUKU SHIRO!!! [Boom" by P.O.D. blares over the P.A. system, at the same time pyros shoots out and everytime the song says "Boom" pyros shoot out. Valeria then walks out to a mixed response wearing her . She stops on the entrance way to see all the people as the song still plays. She finally heads to the ring where she taunts the men and some women in the audience by stepping through the ropes while bending way over. She then walks over the farthest corner and crouches down waiting for her opponent.] John Roe: Her partner, from Miami, Florida, at a weight of 113lbs, she is the Latin Fire and Rockford State Champion... VALERIA SANCHEZ!!! [The arena goes dark. "Hip Hop Star" By Beyonce blasts over the P.A system and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and a slight for covers the stage. Star appears through the fog to a large pop from the crowd, hands on her hips and a smug look on her face. She climbs into the ring and shakes her partner's hands.] John Roe: Their partner, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, a weight of 140lbs, she is the Glittering Goddess... STAR!!! [The fans booing turns to cheers as. "Hollywood" by Madonna blasts over the sound system as Kaci Russell walks out from behind the curtain and the fans cheer. She raises arms then drops them in the same motion while a golden pyros goes off showering Kaci as the Pinnacle struts to the ring.] John Roe: Introducing the other team, first, from New York City, New York, she weighs in at 124lbs, she is the Pinnacle of Perfection... KACI RUSSELL! [The lights in the arena dim as red and white spotlights circle the arena. Then red and silver pyro go off as "Freaking Out" by Adema hits. As Marky Chavez begins to sing, Katrina makes her way from behind the curtain. She taunts the crowd as she makes her way into the ring. She slides into the ring and poses for the crowd with the Rockford State Championship over her shoulder. She hands it to a crew member for safe keeping as Valeria seethes.] John Roe: Also from New York City, New York, representing the Bod Squad, at a weight of 135lbs, she is the Queen of Pain... KATRINA!!! ["Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. "She is not scared...to die...". Crystal runs out on stage moshing & headbanging for the crowd. "The best things in life drive her to cry..."She runs from one side of the ramp to the other before walking down the ramp jamming to her entrance music. "CRUCIFY THEN BURN!!!"Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. She pulls her head up slowly at first, with her hair down in front of her face. She then in one quickly motion flings her head back, with her hair a blur of light blue, as she places her arms in the air. She then walks over to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd for a few seconds. She steps down and adjusts the bottom of her pants.] John Roe: And rounding up the team, from Spokane, Washington, at a weight of 180lbs, she is the Femme Fatale and Unleashed Champion... CRYSTAL!!! [Each team decides their first entrants, which would be Crystal and Valeria Sanchez. Valeria looks confident as she runs at the Femme Fatale, she swings out in a clothesline attempt but Crystal ducks and counters with some shots to the face which send Valeria to the ropes. Crystal whips Valeria to the opposite ropes and takes her down the ground with a spinning wheel kick, both women find their feet as Valeria holds her back and slaps Yuku on the shoulder, tagging her in. Yuku Shiro hops over the ropes with a bundle of energy and tries to intimidate Crystal with a fighting stance. They then close in on each other with Yuku putting out some fast feet kicks to the shin and other body parts which send Crystal to her knees. Yuku then nudges against the ropes and somersaults catching Crystal's head on the way down and dragging it down in a sit-down position.] [Yuku Shiro then springs onto the second rope and tries to flip off with a moonsault which is similar to Crystal's finisher but the Femme Fatale rolls out of the way. Crystal climbs to her feet and attacks Yuku with some punches to the face before tossing her into the corner. Crystal approaches with a shoulder thrust and connects, she then grabs the head of Yuku into a bulldog position and runs towards the middle of the ring but Yuku counters in mid-air and shoves Crystal forwards and downwards making her land on her back. Shiro then ascends to the top turnbuckle and waits for Crystal to arise. Yuku leaps off with a Hurricanrana attempt but is caught by Crystal who then hangs her in a horizontal position and approaches her corner. Katrina then climbs to the top rope and jumps off with a leg drop to the suspended diva. Crystal and Katrina then tag as Katrina picks up the Japanese native with Crystal and whips her to the ropes. The former Bod Squad then lift her off the canvas and slam her into the mat with a flapjack.] [Katrina scoops up Yuku and slams her into the mat with a side walk slam. Katrina then tries to lock in her signature submission of an STF but Yuku's quick feet are too fast and Katrina ends up getting shot in the face and stumbles backwards. The Asian Beauty then nips up and uppercuts Katrina. She then drags her to the team corner and tags in Valeria. Katrina is then pushed into the ring as Yuku Shiro spinning heel kicks Katrina in the face while Valeria sweeps her legs from underneath her as the two foes are now both legal.] Renegade: We might get a Nuclear Pussy preview right here! [Valeria then begins to stomp on Katrina trying to keep her down, Valeria then straddles the back of Katrina and clutches her hair in her hands and leans backwards so she is now laying down which is craning on the neck of the Queen of Pain. Just as it looks like she's about to tap out from the unusual submission, Kaci storms into the ring with an axe handle smash to the chest of Valeria which breaks the hold. The referee immediately escorts her from the ring as the Latin Fire and her adversary climb to their feet. They stare at each other with Kat's eyes narrowing as Sanchez begins to shout abuse at her. Katrina is suddenly dropkicked from behind by Yuku Shiro who has slyly sneaked into the ring. Valeria smiles as she falls to the floor and picks up Katrina by her head, she then drives her down into the mat with a snap DDT as the pace has slowed down with it in Val's control.] [Valeria then rolls Katrina over and steps onto her stomach with two feet with her whole weight pressing down onto the delicate flesh as the air floods from her body. Valeria steps off and then exits the outside of the ring. She climbs onto and over the top rope to stand on the second rope and begins to pose, she then jumps forward with an elbow drop in a crab elbow. Valeria then adjusts the arm of Katrina twists it twice so it is on the verge of breaking, Valeria then leads her over to her corner where she tags in Star who ascends the top rope and hammers the arm. Star is agreesive in her assault as she clutches the injured arm and judo flips Katrina by her arm and then whips her to the ropes. Star comes back off with a Lou Thesz press and her arms fire into the head of Katrina. Star then brings Katrina to her feet and into a suplex position. She executes sending Katrina into the air and walks forward in a walking suplex.] [Star then runs to the ropes but Katrina manages a weak drop toe hold which sends her down to the canvas. Katrina then crawls to her corner as Star get to her feet, just about as she is to tag in Kaci, Star manages to pull her away. Star then raises Katrina to her feet and tosses her over the top rope by running over and mule kicking Crystal off the apron. Star then jumps through the ropes with a suicide dive to Mrs. Helms which takes them back to the floor. Crystal slides under the bottom rope from her assault and runs towards the position where Star and Katrina but Yuku Shiro cuts her off with a springboard spear which sends them down into the canvas. Valeria Sanchez then climbs to the top rope hoping to assault Katrina but Kaci rushes into the ring and shoves her off which sends her flying down the barricade on the outside. Down the aisle rushes Kristin Wallace who tries to attack Star from behind by grabbing her hair, Star then flings her off and grabs her by her wrist which sends her to her knees as she pleads Star not to touch her.] [Kaci comes to the rescue by leaping onto the top rope and onto the top of the Glittering Goddess with a plancha. Kaci then pushes Kristin out of the way as Yuku Shiro executes a running somersault splash. Yuku then grabs the Pinnacle of Perfection and ramps her head into the steal steps before whipping her into the ring post. Katrina is helped up by Kristin and pushes the manageress away and starts to yell at her, meanwhile in the ring Yuku Shiro and Valeria Sanchez have whipped Crystal to the ropes and try to nail a double spinebuster but the champion counters and drives them into the canvas with a double DDT. Crystal then grabs Star by her hair on the outside and pulls her into the ring, she turns her around and suplexes her into the ring.] JLT: I don't even know who the legal person is anymore! Renegade: Me neither! [Valeria then grabs Crystal from behind into a neckbreaker and slams her into the canvas. Kaci is back in the ring though and diverts Star from her stomping on Crystal, she whips her into the corner. Kaci then clotheslines Star which makes her walk forward as Kaci gets to the top of the turnbuckle and jumps forward with her "Serafino" move which takes Star into the canvas. Kaci gets up from the cover and turns around where Yuku Shiro jumps off with her finishing flipping neckbreaker which plants Kaci into the canvas. Yuku Shiro then nips up but sadly for her, straight into the awaiting clutches of Katrina who grasps the Asian Beauty by the neck pushing her forward before executing a "Nightmare on Helms Street". Katrina then does a Hurri-pose and runs to the ropes.] [Valeria clotheslines her down and heads to the second rope in a lionsault which completes her finishing maneuver of "The Flame Thrower". Valeria then covers with the referee counting regardless of who is legal. Kristin Wallace manages to pull Valeria off the cover though to the outside of the ring where she then sprays mace into the eyes of the Rockford State Champion. Crystal has found her feet and tries to perform a Northern Lights suplex onto Star but she counters in her finisher "The Sparkling Intuition" twist of fate trademark as she then rolls Crystal over.] [1] [2] [3] [Kristin Wallace retrieves the Rockford State Championship and aids Katrina on the outside of the ring. Meanwhile, the assault on Crystal has not finished as Star and Yuku Shiro then proceed to beat down the champion. Kaci comes to the aid though armed with a steel chair and then tends to her friend.] Renegade: Could that be the same as what we'll see at Nuclear Pussy? Could we have a brand new Unleashed Champion? Only time will tell! -Divas Unleashed Merchandise Ad- Standard Match Bianca v Mya [All lays quiet in the arena as the suspense of the next ring appearance mutes the crowd. The lights dies and the silence along with the dark proves too much for people. Suddenly the opening riffs of Cult of Luna trigger of a parade of boos and jeers as The DUs Own Personal Anti-Heroin steps out into the shadows. The only light is that of the titantron. The movie shows disturbing images of Mya musing in the gutter, angsting in her own blood and drowning her sorrows with her liquid joy. Words quickly flash between each shot; death, angel, cry, wounds, heart to name a few. She & Gabriel ignore the hate from the fans as she comes to the ring, occasionally she would glance up at some fans in particular and gives them a look that could burn a hole through stone.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... making her way to the ring being accompanied by Gabriel... from London, England... MYA!!! Renegade: You know Mya is ready to tear into somebody. I mean she lost her championship to Crystal because of Kaci. Then she lost last week alongside Star to Crystal & Kaci... she's like a short fuse just waiting to explode. JLT: Unfortunately for Bianca... it seems that it will be her Mya will make as a "sacrificial lamb". Renegade: Do not doubt Bianca so much... she's quite the competitor. Have you seen her move in the ring? JLT: Must everything you say be a sexual innuendo? [Mya climbs into the ring as the lights come back on again and her music slowly fades outs, and Gabriel stands at ringside. The lights are dimmed for a few seconds as "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina begins to boom out the speakers. As the intro starts, Bianca walks out and sticks out her tongue enchanting the audience with her tongue ring and then throws up the West side signal with her right hand and with her left hand points to the stage, were in a blink of an eye, silver pyros shoots it's way to the stage. Vanessa appears behind her, both with the Tag Team Championships as they walk to the ring.] John Roe: And her opponant, being accompanied to the ring by Vanessa, representing Sweet Temptation she is 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions.... BIANCA!!! [The crowd cheers in unison as Bianca steps into the ring and poses with her championship belt. She hands it to Vanessa and steps down into the ring. As she turns Mya looms over her, and gets right in Bianca's face. Bianca takes a few steps back as Mya seems to be ready to kill someone at any second. As the bell rings, Mya pushes Bianca slightly, which sends Bianca into the ropes. Bianca gives a look at Mya as if to say "What the hell". Bianca then steps and shoves Mya backwards. This causes Mya to have a slight twitch in the side of her mouth, as if she was nearly going to smile. Mya suddenly leaps into the air and hits a shining wizard type kick right to the back of Bianca's head!!! Bianca falls face first to the mat as Mya straddles the back of Bianca and begins pounding Bianca's face into the mat!] Renegade: Did you see the vertical leap by Mya?! [Mya seems to be in a near pyschotic trance as she pound's Bianca's head over and over and over again into the canvas before finally the referee pulls her away. Bianca rolls onto her back grabbing her face as Mya shoves the referee away from her and begins nearly clawing Bianca's face. Bianca quickly hits a direct fist into Mya's face which causes the Anti-Herion to stumble backwards, giving Bianca just enough time to give Mya a drop toe hold. Bianca makes quick haste of this and applies the 'Diamond Search' on Mya's face, as she makes an attempt to claw at Mya, as Mya had done to her moments before. Bianca then quickly uses her position on Mya and quickly places her feet on the ropes, climbing them with each step. Bianca then flips over backwards over Mya, only for Mya to take Bianca down with a vicious clothline! Bianca quickly rises to her feet, and Mya grabs Bianca's arm. Mya quickly then runs towards the turnbuckle and after performing an amazing springboard arm-drag, takes Bianca down with a swinging DDT, completeing her 'Portrait of Pain'. Mya then growls as the crowd roars from the manouvere.] [Mya then lifts Bianca up by her hair, and seems to be ready to punish Bianca even more, when Bianca hits a huge fist to Mya's gut, which causes the Anti-Herion to double over. Bianca then lifts Mya in a suplex, and just as Mya is in mid-air, Bianca sickly twists her body, forcing Mya's body to make a 180 turn, as Bianca slams Mya down in a neckbreaker! Bianca lies on the mat, as her 'Bianic Revenge' move leaves both her and Mya breathless. Bianca then slowly rises to her feet, using the ropes to her ascend. Gabriel suddenly slaps Bianca through the ropes! Bianca falls down as the referee notices Bianca has "fallen". Mya has gotten to her feet, but Vanessa, after seeing Gabriel's interferance, leaps onto the apron.] [Mya quickly lunges to knock Vanessa off the apron, but Vanessa leaps off before Mya can reach her. As Mya turns around, a newly arisen Bianca nearly knocks Mya's head off with her 'Bianic Superkick'!!! Bianca quickly covers.] [1] [2] [Mya thrusts her shoulder into the air, as Bianca seems distrought by Mya's kickout. Bianca then grabs her face, still sore from Gabriel's attack, as she walks towards the corner. Bianca begins climbing the turnbuckle, and Mya slowly stumbles to her feet, seeing the advantage she could take from this position. Mya quickly runs after Bianca and hits the 'Tainted Upbringing'!!! Bianca grabs her face in pure pain, hardly able to move as Mya gets up wearily. She drags Bianca to the center of the ring and covers.] [1] [2] [Bianca kicks out!!! Mya is shocked at Bianca's resiliance, and looks towards Gabriel for help. Gabriel points towards the turnbuckle, and Mya nods. Mya then lifts Bianca to her feet, and quickly throws her into the corner. Mya then lifts Bianca's body onto the top rope, and starts climbing herself. Bianca however, wraps her arms on the around the top of Mya's head, and hits a miniture jaw-breaker! As Mya becomes dazed from the move, Bianca quickly positions herself and leaps off with Mya on her shoulders, hitting a HUGE Sweet Redemption Powerbomb!!!!! Both Bianca and Mya's bodies crash on the mat as both are left motionless from the move as the crowd starts the scream.] Renegade: Holy crap!!! Mya & Bianca are near unconsciousness and they are still going! JLT: I had Bianca as the under dog going into this match, espicially with Mya's rage built up from the last week, but now I think she's proved to everyone she can compete on a level with any of the Divas on the roster. [The referee begins to count as niether Bianca nor Mya seems to be getting up.] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [Bianca finally begins to move, and she lays an arm on top of Mya. The crowd cheers with the referee's count as the crowd nearly roars in excitement.] [1] [2] [MYA KICKS OUT!!! Gabriel is nearly wetting himself outside the ring as Vanessa starts pounding on the ring canvas to get the crowd behind Bianca. Bianca & Mya slowly get to their feet as Bianca grabs Mya in a back suplex. Bianca tries to hit her 'Dyme Drop', but Mya flips out of it and shoves Bianca straight into the corner. Mya then grabs the back of Bianca's head and starts pounding it into the top turnbuckle! After doing this horridly five times, she lifts Bianca and drapes her on the top rope. Mya then turns and springboards off the ropes into a moonsault onto Bianca finishing 'The Sacrifice'!!! Mya then covers Bianca.] [1] [2] [BIANCA KICKS OUT!!! Mya & Bianca are equally sore, and neither woman can hardly get to her feet. As each us the ropes to stand, Mya finally stumbles towards Bianca's direction and attempts a clothline. Bianca uses Mya's momentum and immediately catches Mya in the BIANIC SHUTDOWN!!! Bianca covers!] [1] [2] [2.9] [Yuku Shiro pulls the referee out of the ring!!! Vanessa quickly turns to assault Yuku, but Yuku quickly karate kicks Vanessa's face, sending her down alongside the referee. Yuku then slides into the ring, climbs the turnbuckle as Bianca slowly and dizzily gets up, looking for the referee. She suddenly turns towards Yuku, and is immediately taken down by Yuku with the Northern Lights Smash!!! Bianca lays immobile in the ring as Yuku quickly gets out of the ring and runs up the ramp towards the back. Gabriel slides into the ring and quickly places Mya's body on Bianca, before he slides back out of the ring. After a few moments, Gabriel grabs the referee by the collar and tosses him into the ring and the referee starts the count.] [1] [2] [BIANCA KICKS OUT!!!!!!!] Renegade:HOW IN THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT? JLT: Dear god... Gabriel is losing it! His face is red! [The arena is in a huge shock as they begin to chant Bianca's name. Gabriel flies into the ring and nearly going to rip Bianca's head off. Just as he pulls Bianca to her feet, Vanessa slides into the ring and dropkicks Gabriel down!!! As Gabriel tumbles out of the ring, Mya uses Vanessa as a nearly stepping stool and leaps off Vanessa's back onto Bianca's shoulders. Mya then flies forward in an hits Kaci's "Serafino"!!! Gabriel pulls Vanessa out of the ring as the referee counts the pin.] [1] [2] [3]!!! John Roe: Here is your winner…MYA! [Bianca looks with a look of desperation as she stares at Mya who leaves the ring.] Renegade: Can you believe how close Bianca got to winning her chance? JLT: I’m pretty sure this isn’t the last time we’ve seen Bianca and Unleashed Champion in the same sentence. [The camera closes on the Unleashed logo.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thank you for reading Nicole's segments and Chad's matches. Due to work on the FWA's, Chad was super-kind as to help me out a lot, thank you. As well as Ally who provided up with the compelling Dahl House this week. I just want to say how impressed I was at roleplaying this week. "Bianca don’t kill her!!!". I'm noticing a lot of you are improving and I was very pleased so keep up the good work. For those of you who didn't roleplay on the other hand. "Oh shit! Don’t kill him!" I just hope you do next week. This is the last show before Nuclear Pussy, which is shaped up to be a great event to kick off 2004. Thank you for reading, I hope you're enjoying the storylines and having fun!