Friday January 30th 2004
War Memorial Stadium, Little Rock, Arkanasas

The sounds of Marilyn Manson weave through the speakers of home television sets as the opening sequence to the hit-show Exile begins. Scenes of Nuclear Pussy have been added, such as Katrina’s fall from the ladder, Star raising the championship over her head ends the vignette. We’re inside the Arkansas arena where the audience are buzzing in participation for the post-pay per view broadcast to begin, they murmur when suddenly the arena darkens and the newly trademark bell plays. The camera pans over the hyped and cheering crowd, they thrust up their signs, hoping to get their signs seen on national television, the sign less people on the other hand, try to get themselves on television but acting stupid. “I want Star’s ‘glitter’!” “The Mob Stole Kaci!” “Yuku Shiro – San Fran Bang!” are among others in written on the colored card, we pan the crowd once more before we settle on Renegade and his normal partner, Jamie L. Tyland. Renegade: Damn it, I was hoping for Krysta tonight. At least with her I could get to second base, with you, well, you’re a lesbian aren’t you? You’re one of them! JLT: I’m not a lesbian! I have a boyfriend thank you very much, and we’re happy! Renegade: Does your boyfriend like to play softball and a have a buzz cut by any chance? JLT: Shut up, we’re on! Renegade: Hello and welcome to another edition of Exile coming at you from Arkansas, and man does it suck here, there is nothing to do and all the women have chipped teeth! Anyway, that’s not a problem tonight as our bevy of beauties are locked and loaded and ready to be shot at you through your television sets! JLT: We saw an explosive event at Nuclear Pussy, with many title changes and more importantly, we’ve got a new Unleashed Champion in Star, who is still bruised from her match and is scheduled to wrestle Bianca in our main event. Renegade: If Bianca wins, that should be some compensation for the two titles she lost at last Sunday’s event, and the woman she lost them to, Yuku Shiro, is also in action tonight. She’s teaming with Nyssa to take on the former Bod Squad, Crystal and Katrina. JLT: Crystal lost her Unleashed Championship, but Katrina made history, a contrast there but never the less, they seem to have been getting on lately and we’ll be seeing the team debut of Reign of Fire, Nyssa and Yuku Shiro. Renegade: With Yuku being half of the Tag Team Champions, she’ll be watching this next match very closely. It’s the number one contendership of those titles between Gemini and Dee and Valeria. JLT: Valeria lost her championship, but I hope she’ll have more success in the tag team division, and with the vixen Holly Wentz on their team it’s no mistake they’ve got a good chance. Plus, we haven’t seen Kaci since Nuclear Pussy? Or Goldie Hawn for that matter? Where are they?! Renegade: More team action, Rhiannon and Killer Kim seemed to have formed a nice partnership, and they’re dangerously battling an infuriated Mya tonight. Let’s just hope that Kim’s power surge continues, but I’m certain a victory over Mya will help the Amazon Goddess’ career very much! JLT: Aura, Athena, and Laura all face off in a triple threat, Athena was mad at being eliminated from the gauntlet by the two women, and thus this match-up this evening. Laura’s also a new name, and we will finally get to see some wrestling from the Mexican Aura Carcia-Lopez? I sure hope so! Renegade: Soon-to-be bride Tara Lee will be in action against Mystika, Tara caught her first piece of gold last Sunday, and with Mystika embarking on a singles career, it’s another one of those clashes. JLT: Mystika’s also on the Dahl Show, and from two weeks ago, a Mr. and Mrs. Game gone awry caused the break of Joel and Mystika, what dramatics could happen this week? Renegade: I don’t know, but I’m hoping for dramatics next as Emerald O’Connor, who looked impressive at Nuclear Pussy, battles Serra in our opening debutants contest. [“Hip Hop Star” by Beyonce Knowles plays over the PA system as the fans rise to their feet with boos as the new Unleashed Champion struts out and rises the championship above her head on both sides of the stage, as insults begin to be thrown but the champion is the least bit fazed by these. She stares at some fans who dare shout abuse at her.] Renegade: Do you think our new champion has a few words to say? JLT: Obviously, they always do! [Star climbs into the ring and snatches the microphone from John Roe, who fleas from further damage. The music dies down, with the fans booing and jeering becoming more evident, Star brings the microphone to her lips, but then retracts and looks around as the hissing continues even louder.] Star: Well, well, well, isn’t it funny? I’m in a hell hole of a town, I’m probably the sexiest woman in all of the state, have you seen the women here? No wonder you’re all fat, you can’t locate your dicks in order to have sex to actually burn some calories. I had to spray myself with hick repellent. Star: You have you people ever had a shower? I walked out here; I thought I was walking into a sewage facility, not an arena! After all, I do have a job that pays more than all of you put together, of course you’re going to boo me. You’re all jealous! [The fans boo at her speech.] Star: But I haven’t come out here to complain entirely, you see, I now possess the Unleashed Championship. That means I have finally reached my goal, and shut the smart-ass Crystal up, I’m unstoppable! I have Shane Rockford, the very owner of this fine company, at my side, and that makes me truly dominant. Star: All the doubters, all of you, thought I could not, but I have. It may have took some attempts, but that is purely based on my new adopted lifestyle, and you know what, there are so much luxuries that come with this particular win. Star: You see, I happen to be such a great athlete, that Mr. Rockford noticed this, and decided he’d like me on his team, in return was a title shot and more importantly, the chance to fill in for Blair Spikes in a power position! How great! Star: So with my first ac- [The first invasion of the evening is from the sounds of Trina as “Baddest Bitch” plays over the PA system, the fans begin to cheer for the arrival of the former champion Bianca, and she walks out as Star rolls her eyes.] Bianca: Star you better not be so arrogant, because after I kick your ass tonight, as the pay per view, it will be me and you going one on one for your precious championship, and you may have worked hard to get it, but I won’t need to do the same! Bianca: You’re all mouth and no action, some might say that’s me but after tonight is said and done, you’ll be eating your own words. Star: What’s that supposed to mean? And how dare you interrupt me! Don’t you know who I am? Bianca: A super-bitch? Star: Ugh! I am so not, you want to come down here and say that to my face you prissy mealy mouth ghetto? You’re just a poser! Come down here! I dare you! Bianca: I think I’ll pass, seeing as we’ll be meeting many times in the future. Good luck with your match tonight, you’re going to need it, because by the time I’m finished with you, you’ll be seeing stars alright! [“Baddest Bitch” replays as Bianca and Star talk trash each other, before Bianca walks off, a humiliated Star then leaves the ring in a huff and sparks up an argument with a few ringside fans.] Renegade: Not the best start to the evening for Star then? JLT: It doesn’t look so, but we just learnt that if Bianca wins tonight, she and Star will face up at Divas Unleashed’s next pay per view for the gold, it looks like Bianca’s left the Stripped division to proceed to bigger and better things! Renegade: Like I always say, I’m right here baby! -Best of Exile 2003 Vignette- Debutants Match Emerald O'Connor v Serra JLT: We saw Emerald O’Connor debut at the pay per view, and she looked pretty impressive if I must say… Renegade: I was sitting right at ringside too, and she looked pretty hot! JLT: You would say that… [ As "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi hits, Emerald makes her way out to the ramp and with all smiles showing, she acknowledges the fans in attendance. At a moderate pace, he hits the ring and jumps up top, showing her sign of respect to the crowd - a 4-time hand gesture of a closed fist to the chest, thumb, index and middle finger to the chest, another closed fist to the chest, and then a raised fist to the sky. She stretches out in preparation for the bell as the music winds down.] John Roe: The following contest is a debutants match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, weighing in at 100lbs, from Mallow, Cork, Ireland, the Emerald Jewel…EMERALD O’CONNOR!!! [Emerald awaits her opponent, but Serra decides it’s best to pull a shock tactic by clotheslining Emerald from behind. The referee calls for the bell and the match is underway. Serra pulls Emerald to her feet, and locks on a headlock to try and get her foe to submit. Serra is then pushed to the ropes by O’Connor, who catches Serra in the rebound with a bulldog. Emerald keeps her hold on the head of her opponent and brings her to her feet; she turns around and grabs Serra in a vertical suplex which slams her down into the canvas.] [Emerald gets up and poses to the fans who’ve taken a liking to the diva. She waits for her fellow debutee to rise to their feet, before she kicks her in the gut and executes a Russian Leg Sweep. Emerald then climbs to the second rope, and leaps off with an elbow drop to Serra.] Renegade: It looks like Serra’s attempt of a blindside failed, she’s getting her ass handed to her! [Emerald then takes hold of the feet of her opponent, and twists them into her finisher the Sharpshooter, Emerald leans back and Serra has no choice but to tap out to the pain. Emerald doesn’t get off her submission yet, but waits a while until she released. The referee raises Emerald’s arm as her music replays.] John Roe: Here is your winner…EMERALD O’CONNOR!!! JLT: A very good Exile debut from the Irish diva Emerald, could this be a sign of more things to come? Renegade: Serra didn’t too look impressive, well, considering all she nailed was a clothesline, then Emerald easily drifted from move to move. [The fans pop for the vision of Aura Carcia-Lopez standing with the mystery title belt around her waste, she is standing in the crate-built office of Tequila, who’s smiling at the young Mexican.] Tequila: There’s my little rising star! Aura Carcia-Lopez: What’s going down? Tequila: Oh you know, the usual, trying to claim world domination, building up my team of giants, trying to get laid, you know, typical stuff for a women in my position. Man, I lead such a tough life. Aura Carcia-Lopez: Cool. Tequila: Anyway, basically I wanted to talk to you about that belt you hold and also won in the my mystery gauntlet, where you looked very impressive I must say. You see, with me powerless to instate new championships, you must gather a petition of people who agree with this move, and then present it to me and I’ll hand it over to the board of directors. Ok- Aura Carcia-Lopez: Whoa, wait, I don’t even know what this title is, ese! What does it stand for, man? Tequila: I was thinking, because there has been a boom in big ladies, that we should reward the little ones, the cruiserweights, the lucha libre, the high fliers, so that’s why only people under 135lbs can qualify to hold that title. Aura Carcia-Lopez: I’m 140lbs though… Tequila: I know, but seeing as it’s only five pounds over, I’ll let it slip, you did beat Athena after all, and even though you’re facing her tonight. Remember that she’s on my team! You two would be great against Laura, she seems like trouble. Aura Carcia-Lopez: So what about this petition thing? Tequila: Oh yes. Here you go… [Tequila hands a piece of blank paper and a pen to Aura, who then takes the stationary and walks off with her title around her waist. With one of the bodyguards putting back the velvet rope and Tequila hums getting back to work.] Standard Match Mystika v Tara Lee Renegade: Next up, two women who came to blows near the end of last year, and with Tara Lee now holding a belt and Mystika wanting one, you can bet they want to tear each other apart. JLT: I agree. John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall; introducing first; hailing from Death Valley, California; weighing in at 135lbs...MYSTIKA!!! [The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four..three...two.." He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly makes her way to the ring. “Mindfields” by Prodigy as the lights go out and a growl comes out of nowhere the arena is just a faint shade of blue and the music comes on and up from the rafters she is slowly descending down like the original sting entrance at the same time the ground is coated in fog and a white light is shining on her.] John Roe: Her opponent; from Raleigh North Carolina, she is one half of the Tag Team Champions, Pure Touch…TARA LEE!!! [Tara parades to the ring with her belt as the referee Eric Burns calls for the bell and Tara is quick of the mark with a shot to the back of the head of Mystika. ] [Mystika falls to the mat as Tara begins stomping on the lower back of her opponent and locks in an early match armbar hoping to gain a quick submission victory to win the contract. The athletic and wrestling style of Mystika is displayed when she uses the turnbuckle to catapult herself over the top of Lee executing a well placed arm drag as she hits the floor following up with a furry of punches as Mystika then shakes the arm that was just locked in submission trying to reflow the circulation. ] [Mystika grabs the right leg and arm of Tara before she propels her up into the air then catching her thrusting her into the mat with a shoulder slam type move to the Carolinian beauty. Mystika runs against the ropes as Tara slowly gets to her knees, Mystika bounces off but Tara is like an Olympic runner as she dashes off the mat nailing an extremely hard clothesline making Mystika flip 180 degrees before slamming into the mat as Tara rest against the ropes.] [Mystika takes her time getting up using the ropes as Tara still gains her breath, the gothic one then rushes towards her opponent but is cut short with a Lou Thesz press grounding Mystika once again but Tara has other options as she grabs the hair of Mystika pulling her up before Tara heists her opponent up into the air with a press slam. Lee displays her power by bench pressing Mystika up and and down but she counters into a hurricanrana taking Tara down to the mat as Mystika rushes to the top rope for some high risk action.] [Tara is in the correct position as Mystika flies from the top rope like an army jet twisting and turning before slamming hard down onto the body of Tara thus completing a sky twister press and Mystika takes this landing as a pinning opportunity and takes it.] -1- -2- [Tara just kicks out before the three count as the fans boo this revelation as Mystika argues with the referee Eric Burns about his ‘shady’ officiating. This gives Tara time to recuperate and get to her feet adjusting to a stance ready to attack her opponent, Mystika turns as Tara launches off the mat speeding towards her executing a bicycle kick sending Mystika down into the mat with Tara looking even more powerful.] [Tara climbs up to the second rope measuring up Mystika before she leaps off backwards driving both knees into the midsection of Lee then slowly getting up and dropping another move while Mystika was down which was the variation of a leg drop.] [Tara then scoops up Mystika into a standing suplex but the Californian native begins kicking her legs as she then lands back on her feet shoving Tara into the ropes and when she bounces back nailing a neckbreaker as Mystika climbs to the top rope.] [As Tara gets up Mystika launches off with a kick to the face making Tara roll backwards and standing on her feet as Mystika continues with a furry of punches and kicks sending her into the corner dashing behind her and sliding down her body so Mystika’s legs are at the head of the lesbian and Mystika executes a reverse hurricarana before nailing the ‘Kiss of Death’ and she rushes to a cover.] -1- -2- -3- [Mystika gets up in celebration raising her arm with the referee but looks around at the crowd not going over the top with her joy but rolls over the ring and heads up to the curtain not giving the arena a second glance giving off the essence to the cheering crowd she is a serious competitor. Renegade: I hope Mystika doesn’t come to our Valetine’s party, even though she’s a miserable little thing, I’m sure inside she’s ecstatic to be winning the match, right Jamie? JLT: What a match! It was what I expecting it to be, a contrast of styles and that’s exactly what I got. Too bad Tara didn’t make win but she does look as hot as hell but I’m so hyped about seeing Mystika again. Renegade: Are you high? [The new diva Laura is backstage, she is walking along in ring attire when suddenly she is taken off guard by Josh Diaz and a camera crew, she ends up knocking out the sound guy with a punch but then shortly shrugs. Josh presses her for an interview.] Josh Diaz: Laura! Laura! Laura! Over here! Can we have a word?! Laura: What do you want? Josh Diaz: Can you tell us what you’re feeling going into this match? Laura: At the moment I’m pissed at you for interrupting me! I’m on the way to a match! Don’t you have any sense! Josh Diaz: But, don’t you have any thoughts? [Laura walks on still but Josh repeats his question.] Laura: I have thoughts; I’m thinking what it will take for you to leave me alone! Josh Diaz: Fine, have it that way bitch! [Laura stops and spins around, grabbing Josh by the collar.] Laura: What did you call just me? Josh Diaz: Bitch! [Laura then right hands the interviewer and everyone else except the camera match, as she angrily sighs and shouts down to the bodies.] Laura: Bite my clit! [Laura then storms towards the ring, but when a door opens and Athena steps out, Laura smacks right into the seven footer. Laura then gives a dirty look upwards to Athena, before storming off once again. Athena laughs.] Renegade: Laura’s such a lovely girl! JLT: She’s a bitch! Renegade: Shhh! She might hear you! Triple Threat Match Athena v Aura Carcia-Lopez v Laura Renegade: This is a re-match, in a way, from Nuclear Pussy which saw Aura and Laura, hehe that rhymes! They teamed up to eliminate Athena for the mystery prize. Thus this match was made! [Trouble by Pink plays as Athena strolls to the ring wearing an American flag bikini top, really short black shorts cut low to show her matching g-sting, high laced black boots, and a blue handkerchief wrapped around her head, sucking on a lollipop. She smiles and waves to the crowd. Athena climbs on the apron and dips low between the ropes smiling as the crowd mostly men cheer and whistle as she enters the ring. Athena walks around the ring waving to the fans before she stretches to warm up for her match.] John Roe: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall; currently in the ring; from Houston, Texas; at a weight of 235lbs... ATHENA!!!!! [The arena lights change to the colours of red, green and white as the PA system plays and edited version of "You Know You're Right" By Nirvana. Aura Carcia-Lopez appears from behind the curtain and comes out to pose on the stage. she then thrusts her pelvis rythmically to the pyros that explode high into the arena before making her way down the ramp exchanging high-fives with the fans.] John Roe: And making their way to the ring; at a weight of 140lbs, from Mexico City, Mexico…AURA CARCIA-LOPEZ!!! [She marches down the ramp without touching all the hands of fans much to their happiness. She walks up the ring stairs, raises an eyebrow at the crowd before entering the ring via the bottom rope. Aura and Athena exchange glares before exciting the ring and awaiting the arrival of the third competitor.] [As the opening horn for "Powersurge" blares, the arena lights dim and upon the first "clapping" sequence about 12.5 seconds, a huge blast of purple and pink pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. As the smoke from the explosion clears a figure can be seen standing in the smoke. As the horns resume at about 18 seconds, the figure comes out from the smoke and we see it is Laura. Laura makes her way to the ring with a cocky smirk and a cocky swagger in her step, doing so in the middle of the ramp so that way no fans can make any contact with her and within 15 seconds has gotten to the ring, where upon she dives into it headfirst. Once back on her feet she climbs to the second rope of the closest turnbuckle and poses herself with her arms in the shape in an "L" and takes in the fans' reactions towards her before getting down and sprinting to the turnbuckle directly diagonal from the one she was on, gets on the second rope there and poses with her arms in an "L" again..] Renegade: Then again, it seems she has made the entire arena rise! Look at all those guys! JLT: We are going to have to work on your sexism.... [Laura slides into the ring and stares at Aura Carcia-Lopez and Athena as a retina v retina match is in action. The trio look at each other with condescending looks, before Aura turns to the ropes, and Athena quickly jumps on her back as the bell sounds. Athena knocks Aura to her chest, and Laura turns Athena from the attack and begins taking fist to fast with Athena, who is also giving Laura some hits as well. Athena hits and uppercut on Laura and then goes for a snap mare. Instead of Laura landing on her back, she lands on her feet, and then without warning, nails her Blue Crush roundhouse kick!!!] [Athena falls to the mat, and Aura quickly takes Laura down with a one handed bull dog, and then lifts the new diva to her feet. She gives Laura a body slam, and sees a rising Athena on the other side of the ring. Aura Carcia-Lopez quickly runs towards Athena, and gives her a monkey flip! As Athena hits the mat, Aura walks over to Athena, who grabs Aura's legs, and tosses her through the ropes to the outside!!! As Athena gets to her feet, Laura grabs her from behind, and Laura goes for a back suplex. Athena lands on her feet though, and he pushes Laura into the ropes. Laura goes for the Blue Crush again! But Athena ducks the kick, obviously expecting it, and kicks Laura in the gut and takes her down with a vicious DDT!] [Athena gets to her feet, and Aura appears on the apron! Athena goes to knock her back to the floor, but Aura blocks Athena's punch, and grabs her head. Aura then runs to the corner and bounces Athena's head off the turnbuckle! Athena turns dazed from the blow, as Aura scales the ropes! As Athena turns around, Aura flies off with a missle dropkick which takes down Athena to the mat. Aura covers.] [1] [2] [Athena kicks out nearly simultaneously with Laura breaking the count. Laura grabs Aura up by her hair, and picks Aura over her shoulder. It seems as if she is going to go for a snake eyes type of move, when suddenly Aura jumps off Laura's shoulders, only to be nailed from behind with a savage kick right to the back of her neck! Aura plummets to the mat as the crowd boos.] Renegade: What a kick by Athena! She nearly took Aura Carcia-Lopez's head off! [Aura is on her hands and knees, and Laura jumps onto her back, using it as a platform of sorts to take Athena down with a clothesline! Athena gets to her feet very angry, and Laura ducts Athena's clothesline, and grabs Athena in a 3/4 neckbreaker hold. Athena breaks the hold and quickly bends down and lifts Laura onto her shoulders! Laura tries to hurricanrana off, but Athena holds Laura's legs, and then hits and electric chair which nearly cause Laura to hit every corner turnbuckle behind her! Athena sees the ropes not moving, and is obviously saddened Laura didn't hit the corner with her head. Aura Carcia-Lopez suddenly gives Athena a schoolgirl!] [1] [2] [Athena kicks out, and Aura Carcia-Lopez gets to her feet. Laura quickly runs and leaps onto her shoulders from behind, and then flips off forward and hits a hurricanrana!!! Athena narrowly misses Aura's body, as she goes for the attack on Laura. Laura ducks the initial punch, but Athena quickly hits a neckbreaker! She then quickly points to the top rope, and begins to climb as the crowd starts to make noise as the seven footer climbs. Just as Athena prepares to take flight, Aura gets to her feet and runs to Athena. Athena decides it would be better to be on the mat with the oncoming assault, and jumps off. Suddenly, Aura Carcia-Lopez kicks her in the gut and gets her into a double underhook facebuster!] Renegade: Phoenix Nights!!! [Shaneo suddenly appears on the apron and begins to yell at Aura, he then grabs her by the head and yanks her down into a guillotine move. Aura dazed, falls back to the ring, and Laura nails Perfection (Spinning Jackknife Powerbomb) on Aura Carcia-Lopez!!! She covers.] [1] [2] [3]!!! John Roe: The winner of this match…LAURA!!!! Renegade: Revenge looks sweet, Aura may have eliminated Laura at Nuclear Pussy, but it’s the other way around tonight! JLT: It is, but what was Shaneo doing out here? Renegade: Beats me! Brandy: Hello again and welcome to the Dahl House. Our guests today are Mindless Illusions. Last week, we had Mystika and her former beau Joel here for our special couple show. Welcome ladies! [The ladies of Mindless Illusions are seated in a row: Angel, Lei Yu, and Mystika. Beside Mystika sits Chester. None of the stable is talking to each other. Chester, however, is picking his nose.] Brandy: Angel, neither you or Mystika have been together in a tag team match in quite some time. Any explanation as to why? Angel: Yeah. She sucks. [Mystika glares at her and turns her back on the other two. Chester looks at his managee with a sympathetic look.] Angel: Oh, don't act surprised. You're a big loser, Mystika. You lost to Jolson at Nuclear Pussy. You gave up twenty-five thousand dollars, a shot at the Stripped Championship, and the Shiro Cup. Mystika: Sorry, Miss Eliminated. [Angel gets up angrily, but Lei Yu holds her back. Brandy widens her eyes and hides behind her note cards. Chester starts to rise. Mystika pushes him back onto his stool and hands him a picture book. His face lights up and he proceeds to put it on his head as a hat.] Lei Yu: Come on, guys...we're a stable! We gotta stick together. Mystika: Shove it, you hideous wench. [Lei Yu and Angel stand up, shouting at Mystika. She stands as well and shouts back, repeating the phrase "You want some?" over and over. Chester stands beside his friend with his arms across his chest and angry flashing in his eyes. The ring bell sounds repeatedly and the quartet settle down.] Brandy: Alright, enough! Ladies--and man--please! Calm down and just get through this interview. After that, you can go beat each other up in a dumpster. Do NOT ruin my show! Angel: She started it. Mystika: Whatever. Brandy: Now, I sense hostility between you all. What happened? Lei Yu: I'll take this one. At a house show, these ladies were in a tag team match and Angel didn't think her partner was up to snuff. They took it into the street and egos were bruised badly. I guess neither of them recovered. Brandy: How unfortunate. Angel: Not really, Brandy. I'd rather she were dead than still in this fed. Mystika: Oh come on, Angel. You couldn't handle me. I kicked the crap out of you and you ran off with your tail between your legs. Or maybe that's the penis you've been hiding from us all these years. [The crowd gasps. A chorus of "Ooooohhh!" is heard. Angel growls and lunges across Lei Yu at her former partner. Lei Yu pushes her back and slaps her across the face.] Lei Yu: You're always so violent! Would you just stop for once?! Angel: You slapped me! YOU slapped ME! Mystika: Serves you right. Lei Yu: Do NOT get me started on you, you gothic wannabe freak. You're a pathetic freak of nature with no ambition, no talent, and no skill. If I were Shane Rockford, I'd have blasted you with a shotgun right between the eyes a very long time ago. Mystika: And you're supposed to be the moderate one! Brandy: Heh, uh...ladies...the interview...my show...hello?! Mystika: Go by a tree and die, Dahl. No one cares about this stupid show. Angel: Treat her with some respect! It's bad enough your sorry ass had to come here last week and make a fool of yourself! [The ladies stand and begin shouting at each other. Chester tries his best to interject, but no one seems to be paying attention. He sits back down, takes off one of his socks, and makes a puppet out of it. He begins to talk with the puppet, shunning the women for their fighting. The puppet agrees and Chester tries to choke it out. Angel takes a swing at Mystika, but socks Lei Yu right on the nose! Lei Yu doubles over in pain and Mystika goes at Angel's eyes with her thumbs. Lei Yu grabs Mystika's hair and throws her down. The trio becomes a tornado of flying fists and feet. Suddenly, a pair of arms drags Mystika out of it. She has several cuts on her face and is bleeding from the corner of her mouth. She looks up and it's Joel!] Brandy: Joel! W-w-welcome back... Joel: Mystika! My dear sweet Mystika. Are you okay, baby doll? Brandy: Dolls?! I know a lot about dolls! [The other ladies butt heads and knock each other out. The paramedics take them out of the ring and carry them away on separate stretchers. Brandy proceeds to babble about dolls. Mystika scrambles away from Joel and stands behind Chester. He looks down at her, then up at Joel. He lets out a long, low growl.] Joel: Baby, what's wrong? Mystika: My name is Mystika. Joel: Baby, come on. What's wrong? Mystika: I am not your baby. Joel: Those brats must have knocked a gear loose. Come here and I'll make it all better. [He starts around Chester to get at her, but she spits blood on him.] Mystika: Go to Hell. [Joel then notices Chester. He tilts his head to one side and sneers at the other man. Chester waves eagerly. He stops once he realizes that his new found friend is in danger and stands, cracking his knuckles and flexing his muscles.] Joel: And who, may I ask, is this? Mystika: This is Chester. He's my new manager. (whispers to Chester) Quick, do something. Chester: Umm... Hey look over there! A walrus dancing with Celine Dion, while Bob Barker whistles "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"! Joel: What? [Joel turns around and Chester kicks him right in the package! Joel doubles over, gasping for air. He screams a long list of expletives and Mystika cheers with delight, hugging Chester.] Mystika: Thank you, thank you, thank you! Brandy: So Mystika, this is Chester, eh? Mystika: Yeah, Chester McNugget. He's from San Diego. A good friend of mine got us together. Brandy: You sound serious. [She winks at Chester, who blinks rapidly, a look of confusion crossing his face.] Mystika: He's just my manager, Brandy. Nothing's going on. Brandy: That's what they all say. Mystika: Look here, Dahl, this big, giant oaf is my manager and friend. I don't want to think about being with him. (whispers to Brandy) I don't think he knows what sex is, either. Chester: What are you two talking about? Sock puppet: Yeah. What are you talking about? Chester: Quiet you! Who said you could talk? Sock puppet: You. Chester: Yeah.. well... You're a poophead! Sock puppet: You're a buttface! [A fight breaks out between Chester and the sock puppet and, due to the smell of Chester's socks the sock puppet wins. Mystika and Brandy glance at each other before leaving the man and his sock in the ring.] Renegade: Well that was SO weird I don't think we can move on any faster! [We’re backstage once again, where Killer Kim is lifting weights while dressed in her ring attire, Miss Rhiannon is standing nearby reading from Crystal’s upcoming autobiography. She tuts and speaks.] Miss Rhiannon: I can’t believe I’m not in this! Killer Kim: Did you know her or something? Miss Rhiannon: Erm? No! But I’m like the greatest wrestler on earth, I’m everyone’s idol! It’s a travesty I’m not mentioned! I’ll write my own autobiography, I’ll show her! Killer Kim: Right. Miss Rhiannon: I mean! I cost her a match, a lot of money! I’m not mentioned! I mean come on! It’s not fair! It’s so not fair! I marry one of Hollywood’s most notorious names, and I get fired by my PR! Killer Kim: Oh Rhiannon will you please just shut up! [Rhiannon gasps.] Killer Kim: You’ve been going on and on and on and on and on about your stupid husband, it’s driving me crazy! Can we just talk about something else, I don’t know, say our match tonight! Miss Rhiannon: Well sorry for trying to divert our minds, you know how…insane…Mya is?! Killer Kim: I can take her! You just watch, I’ll beat her ass from corner to corner! Miss Rhiannon: Yeah well, you’re the challenger for the Rockford State Championship, which my very own best friend holds, so you better not pull any of your fancy limb breaking, or else this partnership is over. Remember that Kristin Wallace is the greatest manager here, and if our plans works, we should be the new Bod Squad! Killer Kim: Come on, let’s go to the ring, our match is next. [Cut to ringside.] Renegade: What plan? There’s a plan? Handicap Match Killer Kim & Miss Rhiannon v Mya JLT: This match should be quite interesting as Miss Rhiannon & Killer Kim have never teamed before, and I don't believe either of these next three competitors have even been in the same ring at the same time before either. [The lights dim, a red light shines into the ring and the start of "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence is heard throughout the arena. Miss Rhiannon appears at the top of the stage her long blonde hair pulled back into a tight pony tail, her assets tightly protected by her black shiny leather sleeveless top with matching shiny leather pants and wrestling boots. She marches down the ramp without touching a single outstretched hand much to the dismay of the fans.] John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is a handicapped match! Making her way to the ring representing the Bod Squad... from Miss Rhiannon Country... MISS RHIANNON!!! [She walks up the ring stairs, raises an eyebrow at the crowd before entering the ring via the bottom rope. Killer Kim's music hits and she walks out surrounded by a bunch of men wearing spandex shorts and tank tops and she is wearing a rope. She walks to the ring with them leading the way and they open the ropes for her to get in the ring.] John Roe: And her partner, weighing in at 185 pounds... from San Diego, California... KILLER KIM!!! [She then extends her arms out and they take off her rope revealing her extremely muscular physique. The whole time due to her size these men appear to be intimidated and she then orders them to leave the ring and as they run she does a double bicep pose. All lays quiet in the arena as the suspense of the next ring appearance mutes the crowd. The lights dies and the silence along with the dark proves too much for people. Suddenly the opening riffs of Cult of Luna trigger of a parade of boos and jeers as The DUs Own Personal Anti-Heroin steps out into the shadows. The only light is that of the titantron. The movie shows disturbing images of Mya musing in the gutter, angsting in her own blood and drowning her sorrows with her liquid joy. Words quickly flash between each shot; death, angel, cry, wounds, heart to name a few. She ignores the hate from the fans as she comes to the ring, occasionally she would glance up at some fans in particular and gives them a look that could burn a hole through stone.] John Roe: And their opponant... from London England... weighing in at 135 pounds... MYA!!! [Mya climbs into the ring as the lights come back on again and her music slowly fades outs. Mya looks towards Miss Rhiannon and glares at her as Killer Kim immediately approaches the former Divas Unleashed Champion. Mya steadily looks up towards Killer Kim, showing no fear of Kim's massive size. Killer Kim then steps even closer next to Mya, and Mya looks down to the side. Mya then slaps Kim in the face! As Kim rears back with a clothline, Mya immediately ducks and before Kim even has the chance to turn around, Mya dropkicks the back of Kim's head, sending her flying over the top rope!!!] Renegade: I always knew Mya had suicidal problems... [The crowd is in shock as Miss Rhiannon quickly grabs Mya by her hair and jerks Mya backwards to the mat. Miss Rhiannon quickly hits a leg drop on the Anti-Herion and then covers. Mya immediately kicks out before a count can go down as Killer Kim stands in the corner, extreme pissed off at the example Mya had made of her. Inside the ring, Mya has been whipped into the ropes by Miss Rhiannon, who immediately takes Mya down with a sidewalk slam. Miss Rhiannon then sees the very pissed off Killer Kim in the corner and smiles. Just as looks to make a tag, Mya quickly gives Rhiannon a school girl rollup!] [1] [Rhiannon kicks out, and Mya immediately clothlines down Miss Rhiannon, just as she had gotten to her feet. Mya turns towards Killer Kim, and then does a double bicep pose, mocking the Amazon Goddess. Kim is about to rip through the ring ropes as Mya turns towards Rhiannon, only to be nailed with the 'Sexy Senoirita Kick'!!! From that Miss Rhiannon rolls towards Killer Kim and tags in the Amazon. Killer Kim wraps her hand around Mya's throat and lifts Mya to her feet with ease. Killer Kim then immediately lifts Mya even higher into a military press!!! Kim then tosses Mya over the ropes and Mya lands on the announcers table and completely crashes into JLT & Renegade!!!] JLT: INCOMING! Renegade: OH FU..!!! [Mya rolls ontop of Renegade as the two announcers chairs are completely knocked over. The crowd is chanting a 'Holy Shit' chant, as Kim begins screaming that the table didn't break. Miss Rhiannon & Killer Kim then go over to Mya, as the referee begins counting out all the competitors. As Renegade & JLT remove their headsets and nearly run from Killer Kim, Miss Rhiannon stands ontop of the announcers table and starts yelling at Mya. Killer Kim finally pulls Mya out from behind the table and tosses Mya on her shoulder and carries her to the ring. Kim & Mya slide in the ring, and Kim tags in an "eager to pick the bones" Rhiannon.] [Miss Rhiannon begins hitting stiff kicks to Mya's gut and laughing at the motionless Anti-Herion. Rhiannon then flips Mya onto her stomach, and applies the "Sweet Justice" Ankle Lock!!! Mya begins writhing in pain, as she attempts to reach the ropes. Miss Rhiannon doesn't seem to be allowing it to happen however, as she drags Mya back from the ropes. Mya then uses her arms, and gets to one foot, with Rhiannon holding her ankle still from behind. Mya then reaches back and nearly takes Rhiannon's head off as she hits a reverse jawbreaker with one foot!!! Rhiannon falls dazed backwards into her corner, and Killer Kim tags herself in as Rhiannon falls to the ground. However, the referee doesn't see the blind tag as Kim enters the ring.] [As Mya gets to her feet, Killer Kim immediately takes Mya down with her 'Clothline From the Heavens'! As Mya lies on the mat, the referee tries to pull Kim out of the ring. She stares him in the face, and he doesn't do anything as he backs into the corner. Killer Kim then signals for her 'Stairway To Hell' Finisher as the crowd begins going mental, as they see Mya begin lifted into the powerbomb position off the turnbuckle. As Killer Kim finally reaches her full hieght, Mya nearly comes back from her dead state and starts nailing Kim in the face!! Mya then leaps off and takes Killer Kim down with her 'Mya DDT'!!! The crowd gasps as Killer Kim's head lands square on the canvas in a completely vertical position. Kim's body falls forward and the Amazon lies motionless.] [Mya covers, but Miss Rhiannon is the legal woman, who is anxiously awaits Mya to get to her feet. As Mya stands, Miss Rhiannon lifts Mya into the 'Girly Poof'!!! Mya, elbows Rhiannon in the back of the head at the last moment, and takes Rhiannon's arm, before running towards the turnbuckle and hitting her patented 'Portrait Of Pain'!!! Mya covers.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner... MYA!!! [Cult Of Lacuna echoes through the arena as they stand shocked at Mya's victory. Mya quickly exits the ring as Killer Kim gets to her feet, and prepares to attack the Anti-Herion. Kim then turns to her downed friend as Mya heads to the back.] [In the parking lot, a car pulls to a screech and from it’s doors exits Kaci who is changing while on the move, she runs into the arena but a door opens and she smacks in Gabriel. He winks at her; Kaci scowls and enters the arena rushing towards her match. Meanwhile, Dee Snuts and Valeria Sanchez have drawn penis doodles over the sleeping face of Jake EB Wild, they snicker to themselves and leave the inappropriate-drawn Wild Child there while heading to the ring for their match.] Renegade: Kaci was a little late tonight wasn’t she? JLT: She was, but what’s up with the childish actions of Dee and Val? They’re up next again Gemini, and if I know Jake, and I do, he won’t want to come out here looking like that… Tag Team Championship Contendership Match Jolson & Kaci Russell (Gemini) v Dee Snuts & Valeria Sanchez ["Murder Was The Case" by Snoop Doggy Dogg plays and Dee walks out then runs and slides into the ring.] John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen, the following contest is for the Tag Team Contendership. Making her way to the ring from San Jose, California... DEE SNUTS!!! ["Boom" by P.O.D. blares over the P.A. system, at the same time pyros shoot out and everytime the song says "Boom" pyros shoot out. Valeria then walks out to a mixed responce wearing her . She stops on the entrance way to see all the people as the song still plays. She finally heads to the ring where she taunts the men and some women in the audience by stepping throught the ropes while bending way over.] John Roe: And her partner... from Miami, Florida... weighing in at 113 pounds... The Latin Fire, VALERIA SANCHEZ!!! ["How Soon Is Now?" by Tatu blasts over the PA System as Jolson & Kaci Russell emerge upwards from a circle of flames, Jolson's hips slanted to the left, Kaci's to the right, and both of thier hands above thier heads slopped over each other. There is a bright flash as a white pyro lights up the arena while they make their way to the ring.] John Roe: And their opponants... the team of Kaci Russell & Jolson.... GEMINI!!! [Kaci & Jolson stop just outside of the ring and look at each other. Jolson mouths one word, and suddenly Kaci & Jolson fly into the ring and take down Dee & Valeria. Jolson never Lou These Presses herself ontop of Dee, before hailing a fury of punches on her, as Kaci clothlines Valeria to the mat and hits kick after kick on her back. Valeria eventually rolls out of the ring and Kaci is forced into the corner as the bell sounds.] [Jolson has gotten Dee to her feet, and Dee quickly hits a thumb to Jolson's eye before nailing a suplex. Dee takes advantage of Jolson's eye injury and steps on her face! As Jolson writhes on the mat, Dee quickly performs a standing senton on Jolson and then covers.] [1] [2] [Jolson easily kicks out, however she still is in pain from the damage done to her face by Dee. Dee tags in Valeria, who awaits Jolson to get to her feet. After Jolson begins to take too long, Valeria helps Jolson up, before back suplexing her to the mat. Valeria then hits a leg drop for good measure before signaling to the crowd she plans on hitting her 'Fire Away' manuovere. Jolson begins getting to her feet, as she hears Kaci yelling. As Valeria begins running for the spear move, Jolson hits the 'Blue Crush'!!! Valeria falls backwards to the mat grabbing her face, as Jolson falls ontop of her for the pin.] [1] [2] [Valeria kicks out, and both women begin to crawl towards their seperate corners. ALmost simultaneously, Jolson reaches Kaci & Valeria reaches Dee. Dee & Kaci fly at each other, Dee going for a clothline. Kaci dodges the move and as Dee turns into Kaci, she is lifted onto Kaci's shoulders and taken down with Kaci's 'Diamond Doll'! Kaci covers.] [1] [2] [Dee kicks out, as Jolson & Valeria stand in the corners, resting. Kaci pulls Dee Snuts to her feet, only to be sucker punched in the gut and snapmared by Dee. Dee then baseball slides into Kaci's side, which nearly moves her five feet across the ring. Kaci begins to use the ropes to pull herself up, as Dee begins climbing the top rope. Kaci sees this, and immediately runs towards Dee... but Dee leaps off with the Deecanrana! Kaci catches Dee and reverses into the Walk Of Fame running powerbomb!!! With that, Kaci tags in Jolson.] Renegade: This match has been violent! JLT:Well... what did you expect? I mean this isn't LIWA. *Ah-hem* I mean other federations. [Jolson lifts Dee up to her feet, and Dee reverses with a jawbreaker. Just as Dee is about to tag in Valeria, Jolson grabs Dee's foot, and nails a fisherman suplex! This propmts Valeria to charge into the ring and nail the 'Fire Away' spear on Jolson!!! Before the referee can grab Valeria, Valeria runs towards the ropes, signaling for 'The Flame Thrower'! Kaci however is ready and guillotine drops Valeria onto the top rope! As Valeria falls backwards, Dee hits the 'In Yo Mouth' superkick on Kaci!!! Kaci flies off the apron, and as Dee turns around, Jolson nails 'The Dragon Driver'!!! Jolson covers.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winners... GEMINI!!! [Jolson has her hand raised in victory, as Kaci enters the ring as does Valeria. Kaci & Jolson look at Valeria, and just as it seems Valeria is about to be attacked by Gemini, The Pinnacle Of Perfection and the Angel of Cretaceous Corral shake hands with Valeria before exiting the ring in triumph.] Renegade: Ugh! Rude! Rip a top off or something! [Tara Lee is playing with her hair, and Yuku Shiro is polishing her belts up and smiling to herself. Suddenly Nyssa and Sara Lee enter with a woman who has a bag over her head, the lesbians look confused.] Nyssa: Yuku, we’ve pulled a few string for your wedding, and it’s took a lot of persuading! Sara Lee: But, we’ve finally managed to do it. Nyssa: So, we present to you…your long lost mother! Sara Lee: Hooray! [The two non-lesbians yank off the black bag to reveal Yoko Ono standing there smiling, with her signature glasses as the soon to husband Yuku Shiro frowns and looks at her two friends.] Yuku Shiro: That’s not my mother! Sara Lee: Oh really? Yuku Shiro: No! That’s Yoko Ono! Nyssa: Yes, your mother! Tara Lee: Mrs. Shiro, it’s a pleasure to meet you! [Tara extends her arm. Yoko looks confused.] Yuku Shiro: It’s not my mother! Okay woman, say something! Yoko Ono: My husband I still grieve. It’s a tragedy. I get all his money and do jack with it. Tara Lee: Oh mami! Yuku Shiro: Okay, this is too much for my brain. I’ll see Nyssa in the ring! As far as this woman goes, like, dispose of her! [Yuku then drags Tara off to the ring while Sara and Nyssa turn to face each other.] Nyssa: I told you! Sara Lee: How was I supposed to know? Nyssa: It’s all your fault! Sara Lee: You kidnapped her! Nyssa: I’m so glad I’m in charge of Yuku’s bachelor party next week! It’ll be the highlight of the show! Sara Lee: I’m in charge of Tara’s, we’ll show you! You wouldn’t know how to throw a bachelorrette party if it came and hit you in the face! Nyssa: Oh it’s on! Sara Lee: Oh you know it! [Sara and Nyssa then let out a frustrated groan at each other and turn their separate ways.] Renegade: Ooh, I love bachelor parties! JLT: What the hell is Yoko Ono doing here? Renegade: Maybe she came to see John Lennon? JLT: Shut up, well it doesn’t look like Nyssa and Sara Lee are getting along very well; will we have a civil war between bachelor parties next week? Tag Team Match Crystal & Katrina v Nyssa & Yuku Shiro (Reign of Fire) [Katrina is already in the ring once we come back off a commercial break and talking to Kristin Wallace, “Brackish” by Kittie hits the PA system as Crystal walks down to the ring to join her former stable-mates.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team bout for one fall; introducing her partner; at a weight of 180lbs, from Spokane, Washington, the Femme Fatale…CRYSTAL!!! [Katrina goes to hold the ropes down to allow Crystal easy access but when she enters through them, Kat lets go making them whip Crystal who gets up and sighs while Crystal gives a ‘rock on’ sign to the crowd while standing on the top turnbuckle, she also sticks her tongue out which some male members of the audience enjoy.] [Linkin Park floods the arena as Yuku Shiro and Nyssa walk out to the ring in their Japanese outfits.] John Roe: Introducing their opponents; at a combined weight of 243lbs; Nyssa and Yuku Shiro…REIGN OF FIRE!!! [Yuku and Nyssa hop onto the apron and shake their asses which get a round of approval; Yuku Shiro struts to the end corner while Nyssa enters the ring ready to tackle Crystal in what is to be the first match of the evening. The referee calls for bell and immediately Nyssa launches off the mat with a knee to the gut of Crystal, she then grabs the head and snap mares her opponent down into the canvas. She then uses her boot to kick into the spine of Snuts who then yelps from the pain.] [Nyssa picks up Crystal by the arm and Irish whips her into the ropes, on the rebound the stripper attempts a back body drop but Crystal scouts this and turns it into a spinning neck breaker winning her down to the floor. Crystal grabs Nyssa hoisting her into the air by the neck and tossing her into the corner, Crystal prepares herself in her position as she jumps onto the neck of Nyssa before rolling backwards in a slow Hurricanrana type move but using her leg strength as a submission while crouched in the crab position.] [The referee checks if Nyssa wants to give up but she refuses, just as if Nyssa looks she will buckle under the pressure applied by the Femme Fatale when Yuku rushes into the ring sweeping her left leg at the arms of Crystal making her fall down but this also brings Nyssa down. The fans go wild once they realize that Nyssa and Crystal have fallen in to the position most men love, the referee tries to get Yuku out of the ring but she’s all worked up. Katrina manages to slip in and pull Crystal out of the position and closer to save the former Unleashed champion any kind of embarrassment.] [Nyssa uses the ropes and clutches her neck while tagging in big sister Yuku, who runs into the ring dragging Crystal away from her corner and applying a grapevine leg submission to the red head. Crystal manages to kick Yuku in the face a few times making her give up on her submission, the two get to their feet. Crystal rushes towards her corner leaping for the tag with her partner, Katrina who climbs into the ring.] [She and Yuku exchange looks, Yuku’s brown pools meeting the blackness of Katrina’s shades, Katrina moves forward and raises her right hand which makes Yuku Shiro flinch but only pushes up her sunglasses, she raises her left hand as Yuku remains still but is suckered when Katrina nails a fist to the face of Asian Beauty. She then straddles her opponent thrusting some fists onto her opponent. Katrina then whips Yuku against the ropes before swinging herself onto the top rope; Yuku rebounds and is fast on her way to the opposite side of the ring when Katrina jumps off the top rope with a top rope Hurricanrana.] [Nyssa weakly comes from behind grabbing Katrina’s hair and pulling her to the floor before trying to remove her top but Katrina desperately tries to keep them on, the athleticism of the Rockford State champion is displayed when she uses her legs to bring up and wrap around the neck of Nyssa before she thrusts her legs forward sending the stripper through the ropes but unfortunately into a collision with Crystal who ironically was in the same spot Nyssa was thrown.] [This has given time for Yuku to recover and knees Katrina in the gut before dropping her to the canvas with a DDT move, but Yuku keeps her front face lock and proceeds to slam Kat’s head in the canvas three more times making up her signature move. Nyssa has recovered with Crystal now holding her head requires the referee to go check on her, this gives time for the Shiro’s to put some double team action into affect.] [They whip the Queen of Pain against the ropes, making her bounce back straight into a double spine buster move which echoes through the arena as the fans do their signature ‘ooh’ sound. Crystal played wonderfully; she pushes the referee out of the way and slides in behind the Shiro Sisters who are high fiving each other. Crystal comes from behind with a double dropkick which sends both women straight into the north-west turnbuckle with Nyssa and Yuku front to back. Crystal sees and opportunity, she grabs two legs on each side and spreads them on either side of the ropes and the fans know what’s coming next.] [Crystal runs at her tag team opponents, bringing her leg forward to perform a perfect soccer kick to the groin area of both women. Renegade mentions how he should go into the ring and kiss it better. The two then remove legs as Nyssa being the one at the front walks out and falls dizzily into the sitting down position in one of the corners whereas Yuku falls to her butt in the other.] [Katrina nods to Crystal who also nods back, the two then add insult to injury when they both nail double bronco busters to the Reign Of Fire while the fans are now behind this new formation of rookie and Rockford State Champion. Crystal then grabs Nyssa by the arm pulling her out of her sloped position up over her shoulder then goes ahead and begins an airplane spin, when Katrina gets into the pace and grabs Nyssa’s head the offensive duo brings her down to the canvas with what looks like a devastating move.] [Katrina being the legal lady jumps for the cover and the referee, who couldn’t control any of the four women, counts the pin for the Rockford State Champion. Yuku Shiro breaks the cover! Yuku then dodges a spear by Crystal, just before rolling Katrina into a school girl with her feet on the ropes!] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: The winning team of this match…REIGN OF FIRE!!! [As Yuku stands in victory, Crystal & Katrina ambush the Iron Asian Beauty, and suddenly hit 'The Beautiful Bodies'! The two then leave the ring with Crystal giving an extra kick to Yuku Shiro on the way out of the ring.] Renegade: I think Arkansas’ impressed with that tag team match, both teams there could be potential Tag Team champions you know, but too bad Tara is, plus, I wasn’t the one who got her pregnant for her next baby, so cross my name of the guest book! JLT: What? Standard Match Bianca v Star John Roe: Introducing her opponent; from Philadelphia Pennsylvania and weighing in at 140lbs; she is the Glittering Goddess, the Unleashed Champion…STAR!!! [Star & Bianca tie-up in the centre of the ring. Bianca locks Star in a headlock and drives her knee into Star' gut. Bianca lets go of the headlock and elbows Star to the mat causing her to drop to the mat. Bianca then starts stomping on Star', lifts Star up and throws her into the ropes. Star bounces off the ropes and Bianca takes her down with a hip toss. Star gets to her feet, Bianca swings at her looking for a short clothesline but Star ducks and takes Bianca down with a dropkick to the knee.] [Star stomps Bianca a few times and then ascends the top rope. Bianca gets back to her feet, Star leaps off the turnbuckle and knocks her down with a missile dropkick to the face. Star picks Bianca up, whips her against the ropes and takes her down with a dropkick to the face. Star makes the cover and gets a two count.] [Both women get to their feet, Star takes the iniative and starts punching Bianca to the face. The punches have very little effect however so Star runs and bounces off the ropes; upon doing so she charges at Bianca and launches her body at Bianca but gets caught in the big man's arms. Bianca takes a step forward and then drills Star with a fallaway slam.] [Bianca gets back to her feet and instead of making the cover on Star she strikes a pose and then cockily pulls Star to her feet. Bianca pushes Star onto the ropes, takes a step back and goes for a charging clothesline; Star though reverses and uses Bianca's own momentum against her by back body dropping the 375lber over the top rope and too the floor outside. Star then climbs onto the top turnbuckle and takes the now standing Bianca down with a flying head scissors...and subsequently getting a pop from the crowd. Bianca soon gets back to her feet, Star starts chopping her chest and then whips her into the crowd barrier. The referee, Eric Burns, comes over to Star and tells her to take the match back inside. Star walks Bianca to the ring and rolls her under the bottom rope.] [ Star climbs onto the apron but Bianca clotheslines her off. Star gets to her feet and slides under the bottom rope and starts exchanging blows with Bianca. Star tries to whip Bianca but gets reversed and sent into the ropes she. Star bounces off the ropes, grabs her and delivers a twist-a-whirl side slam. Bianca hooks Star’ legs for the pin...] [..1..] [..2..] [.. Star kicks out...barely.] [Bianca, showing a little frustration on her face, pulls Star to her feet and gives her a belly to belly side suplex. Bianca doesn't go for the cover this time though instead she locks a sharpshooter on Star. The face of Star says it all...extreme pain. Star fights with all her resolve and slowly crawls toward the ropes. She makes no progress though, as trying to a fellow wrestler halfway across the ring whilst you have an excruciating submission hold locked on yourself is almost impossible. Nevertheless Star somehow manages to fight the pain long enough for Bianca's patience to suffice. She breaks the hold, pulls an almost limp Star to her feet and kicks her to the gut.] [Bianca sets Star up for a Pedigree but Star pulls off a near miracle but somehow flipping herself up onto Bianca's shoulders and then bringing her down with swinging DDT. The crowd cheers the athleticism shown by Star; she just about summons the energy to make a cover...] [..1..] [..2..] [..Bianca kicks out with such a force that Star is sent through the ropes to the outside. Bianca gets to her feet and climbs through the ropes onto the apron. Star gets to her feet, Bianca goes for a flying double axe handle smash but Star stick out a foot and connects with Bianca's gut. Star grabs Bianca and takes her down with a side Russian leg sweep. Star rolls back into the ring and leans on the ropes to catch her breath. Bianca gets back to her feet and starts walking around the ring and leans on the announcer's table. Star slides out of the ring, spins Bianca around and tries to punch her but Bianca blocks and slams Star' face off the announcer's table. Bianca rolls Star into the ring and gets back in herself, breaking the ref's count which had reached seven.] [Bianca whips Star into a turnbuckle and hits her with a running body splash. Star stumbles out of the turnbuckle, Bianca grabs her and delivers an implant DDT. Bianca gets to her feet and stands over Star. The Glittering Goddess slowly gets to her feet, turns around and Bianca grabs her by the throat.] [ Star saves herself from a chokeslam by kicking Bianca to the gut. The Baddest Bitch doubles over, Star springboards off the second rope behind Bianca and takes her down with a bulldog. Star uses the ropes to get to her feet and starts taunting Bianca to get up. All of a sudden Mya runs down the ramp with a steel chair and slides under the bottom rope.] [Mya swings the chair at Bianca but she ducks and the chair connects with the face of the referee. Mya turns around and Bianca nails her with a kick that sends her over the top rope. Star starts shouting down at Mya who is nursing her chin on the outside. Star turns around and a sick crack that resonates the arena using a steel chair to take her out after Bianca had ducked. Star then falls forward unconsciously at Bianca and she counters it into her finisher.] [..1..] [..2..] [... 3…] John Roe: Here is your winner..BIANCA!!! Renegade: Did you see that? Mya just cost Star her match! Wasn’t she unconscious?! Bianca’s on top form tonight though, well done by little shock puppy! JLT: It looks like it’ll be Bianca against Star for the gold at the pay per view, and Star’s got Mya to thank! Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thank you for reading this week's show, thanks to Chad, Ally and Brad who helped out with results. A good week of roleplaying, for those who roleplayed, well done, for those who didn't, bad doggies!