Friday January 9th 2004
Joe L. Reed Acadome, Montgomery, Alabama

A rusty bell is in the centre of the stage, the rest of the arena in darkness. The bell is large, with its bulky exterior making it haunting as it hangs onto its frame. It begins to ring as the ball inside grinds it’s hips from side to side. It rings ten times. It then stops and two large fire explosions on either side erupt, which sends up fireballs and the whole arena bursts into light. Blue pyros then set off, dancing and gyrating with each other. The stage has a new design. The Divatron is positioned along the top of the stage, with a large ‘X’ next to it. Under the ‘X’ people making their entrances along the rectangle structured platform before making their way to the ring. The pyrotechnics end and the sounds of “Like A Virgin” by Marilyn Manson blast out of the sound system and shower the crowd in it’s volume. The camera pans over the top of the fans and shows them shouting and screaming, obviously very excited. “Where’s the gays?” “A-A Crystal, well done lass!” “I more shots of Tequila!” are a few signs in the crowd, but most are rooting for their favourite superstars, with expressions like “New Year, New Booty!” from a peculiar dressed weirdo in the crowd. Renegade: Ladies and Gentlemen! It’s Friday January 9th 2004! A brand new year in Divas Unleashed history and what should be one of the most explosive shows to get the fresh term rolling! I am Renegade and I, as always, am joined by Jamie L. Tyland. Jamie, how are you doing? JLT: I am doing fantastic. I am so excited to be back in Divas Unleashed and the aftermath of Xiak Xande has bubbled and boiled up over the Christmas holidays and tonight, we see everything climax in one jam-packed two hour broadcast on Rockstar Entertainments! Renegade: To end the year, we saw Crystal be the first woman to defeat Mya for her Unleashed Championship in a very long time and you can be sure that Mya is seething for revenge against both Crystal and Kaci! I know I would be! JLT: Well my guess to unleash her fury tonight when she teams with Star to take on Crystal and Mya, but I have a question, who is that masked woman? Is Star fired? So many questions, so little time! Renegade: I understand where you’re coming from Jam-master, but our main event should be one surely to look forward to, I just hope I don’t mess my pants. But we also see a major progression in the Shiro Cup Tournament, we have a first rounder and a semi-final both scheduled for tonight. That should be exciting! JLT: Speaking of Shiro’s, what the hell was up with that marriage proposal? It’s not legal. I hope we get to find out more on that this evening. Yuku is facing Mystika this evening, and Mystika is being confident tonight by saying that she will win in the tournament next week, but if she wins tonight and faces Yuku at Nuclear Pussy, the sum of money will increase to five hundred thousand! Renegade: Plus, Angel is also in a first-rounder this evening, if she wins, then Mindless Illusions will face off next week! Three people who will face off tonight is Katrina and Kristin against Dee Snuts. Kristin seems to be turning into quite the wrestler but I’m sure she’s bent on payback for that attack on her at Xiak Xande, plus she Katrina is also facing Dee’s friend Valeria for her Rockford State Championship. JLT: We have three bright new stars hoping to get off to a good start in DU, as they battle it out in a triple threat match. I’ve yet to see any of the trio backstage or in action, so this should be quite the treat for not only I, but the viewers and fans too. Renegade: How could we forget, Tequila and Shane Rockford, what will happen tonight. Only time will tell and by the sounds of it, the time will tell in about two minutes as here comes Tequila! [“Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson blasts out of the PA system, and out walks Tequila dressed casually in denim with a white top under her denim jacket and her blonde hair flowing. She has two men at her side, one is large at around 6’7 height with black hair, the other, 6’2 with a latin look. She walks down the ramp to the ring, with the men following like bodyguards.] John Roe: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, making her way down the aisle…TEQUILA!!! [Tequila gets into the ring and takes the microphone from John Roe. Her two companions then stand in the ring, and begin to walk around eyeing fans as the music dies down. The fans are cheering and she addresses the crowd.] Tequila: How are you doing? Good? I’m certainly wonderful on this fine evening. I feel almost a tad peachy in fact. I am out here in front of all you fans because I have an agenda, I want to make tonight a night to remember and honour my friend Crystal for her victory over Mya and restoring faith in the Unleashed Championship! [Crowd cheers] Tequila: Therefore tonight you are going see a tribute to Crystal as we will celebrate like it’s one of Jake’s parties! I have taken the liberty in employing a new female staff member too and give her own show right here on Exile. Her name is Brandy Dahl and I want to introduce you to her, so come on down! [“Faint” by Linkin Park hits the PA system and the fans begin to boo the owner as he walks out in a suit with a pissed off look on his face.] Renegade: It doesn’t look like Brandy… JLT: It’s worse! [Shane Rockford begins to speak to the crowd regardless of their disapproval for him.] Shane Rockford: Just what the hell do you think you’re doing?! Tequila: Who me? Shane Rockford: Yes you! I want you out of my arena, out of my wrestling company, out of wrestling and out of my life like you never existed! You sold your soul to the devil and I’m the devil so I’m auctioning it off for you! You have five seconds to get out or I’m calling the police! Tequila: See, there you go again! Shane Rockford: What? Tequila: I should’ve guessed, seeing as I was in a relationship, it was no secret that we had a relationship. Even then you were so crazed on power weren’t you? From appearing in public to the bedroom, you always were in charge and you loved it. I’ll admit. I was turned on by that, but now it’s different. You’ve betrayed me like you did Kristin Wallace, she attempted to destroy you but she failed. I won’t. Shane Rockford: I don’t care. I’m going to make you. Tequila: That’s what you are, a bully. You get other people to do your dirty work but I’m not like that, I’m going to be doing everything myself. I’m going to put you out of business and I’m going to see you suffer. Because, this is my first act of “Operation Supremacy” and listen good. For every unfair move you make, I’m going to make another. Shane Rockford: This is my show. I’ll do whatever the hell I like! In fact, the first act of “Target Tequila” is that I’m going to eliminate you from the building! There is nothing you can do to stop me! Tequila: How do you plan on ridding of me? Have you not seen my two male friends? Come on Shane, come down here and get your ass kicked by them. But that would be contradicting myself, you see, I’ll kick it myself! [The fans cheer] Shane Rockford: Do you think I’m stupid? I’m not coming down there, but I will promise you one thing and this better remain in your mind every second of everyday. I am going to get revenge and I’m going to take out extreme measures to fulfil my destiny! [The fans boo as his music resumes on the PA system, he turns around and walks backstage never looking back at his former girlfriend. She has a smug look on her face as she smirks.] Renegade: Did you hear that? Shane’s going to do anything to get rid of Tequila! I’m a little scared! We’ve always had a passionate love for each other… JLT: Give that up already! I am impressed with Tequila, she’s a dark horse, and I think we should underestimate her Renegade! Renegade: Well, duh, I thought she would be dull in bed but she was a fireball! JLT: I’m starting to wonder why I’m still speaking Debutant's Match Aura Carcia-Lopez v Kelly v Killer Kim v Seeryn Renegade: We’ve got four new hopefuls trying to earn their spot in Divas Unleashed and they all start off tonight in this encounter. We’ve seen explosive debuts in the past, Bianca for one, so could we see the next superstar for the first time tonight? I think so. [Already having made their way down to the ring, Kelly and Seeryn are eyeing each other and stretching awaiting their other two opponents for this evening but before we’re introduced to them, we cut backstage to where we see Aura Carcia-Lopez walking to the ring in her wrestling attire in a hallway. Suddenly from behind a crate strikes Killer Kim from behind with a clothesline, she then grabs Aura’s head and begins to repeatedly punch her. She easily picks up the Mexican and lifts her above her in a gorilla press, she then throws Aura at a walk which doesn’t give for her body and she falls into the crates and material lying below. Kim laughs and walks to the ring cockily.] Renegade: Did you see that?! Killer Kim just eliminated Aura Carcia-Lopez from this match, that was uncalled for and I must say, Killer Kim? Whoa! JLT: I think Kim’s using her strength to an advantage, like we just saw. She destroyed Aura Carcia-Lopez! [As her music hits she walks out surrounded by a bunch of men wearing spandex shorts and tank tops and she is wearing a rope. She walks to the ring with them leading the way and they open the ropes for her to get in the ring. She then extends her arms out and they take off her rope revealing her extremely muscular physique. The whole time due to her size these men appear to be intimidated and she then orders them to leave the ring and as they run she does a double bicep pose.] [Seeryn then pushes Kelly into Killer Kim, as the thinner of the two falls backwards. Kim then grabs her by the throat and hoists her up into another gorilla press and tosses Kelly to the floor below and goes back to showing off her physique to the crowd. Next to attack is Seeryn who runs at the large woman and hits her in the back with a punch but Kim doesn’t feel it and is still showing off. Seeryn then runs to the ropes and bounces off but Kim has her scouted and nails a big boot to her face. Seeryn falls to the floor but Kelly is back up and dropkicks Killer Kim who falls backwards against the ropes but she bounces back and immediately finds a grip on Kelly’s throat. She launches her up into the air with one hand and plants her in a chokeslam. Kim then runs to the ropes one more time, she then executes a running splash to Seeryn crushing the diva beneath her.] JLT: Can you believe the size of Killer Kim? She is annihilating these women! [Kim brings Kelly to her feet and puts her between her legs. Kim then picks up the petite looking diva and drives her head into the canvas with a spike piledriver, Kim doesn’t stop there though. She scoops up Kelly high above her head and slams her into the turnbuckle. Kim then climbs the turnbuckle herself, she grabs Kelly by the throat and pulls her up with her making her legs wrap around her neck. Kim then stands up on the top turnbuckle before then pushing Kelly up at arms length and powerbombing her down into the canvas below making an echo which could be heard all the way in Australia. This is a move that Killer Kim calls “Stairway to Hell” and the fans are cheering for this display of power.] Seeryn has somehow managed to get up and whips Kim to the ropes. Kim runs to the ropes and rebounds with a harsh clothesline to Seeryn sending her down to the canvas people. Kim then whips Seeryn into the corner and follows it up with another clothesline, Kim then nails some more punches and kicks before she climbs to the second rope to deliver a ten punch, when she reaches nine she doesn’t finish it off with a punch, instead she jumps down catching Seeryn in a front face lock before spinning backwards into a spinning DDT.] [Killer Kim then picks up Seeryn once again, she gets her in the powerbomb position and manages to get her opponent to her shoulders. Kim then runs towards the ropes and drops Seeryn over the top sending her feet first to the floor. Killer Kim then climbs over the top rope herself to join her fellow debutant. But a crafty Aura Carcia-Lopez has made her way down to the ring, not getting into the sight of Kim, Aura slides under the bottom rope and quickly crawls onto a cover and hooks the leg of Kelly as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] Renegade: Oh, that was got to be one of the slickest victories I’ve ever seen in my entire career! [Killer Kim is furious on the outside as Aura’s music hits the PA system and she rolls out of the ring and makes her way up the ring, all the while flipping off Kim who’s now going nuts on Seeryn on the outside but tossing her and pummeling her, Aura then plays up to the crowd and smiles.] John Roe: Here is your winner- [Kim grabs John by the collar as the microphone drops from his hand, Kim points to the chair and he instantly gives it to her, Kim releases him and then throws the chair and Seeryn into the ring. Kim then beats down her opponent some more so she is totally out of it and lying on the floor hoping to be left alone by the beast. Kim then decides to take out her frustrations on Seeryn by placing her wrist into the chair, in a classic position of if someone where to stamp on it, the wrist would snap. This isn’t what Kim is going for though, as she grabs the ends of the chairs and begins to squeeze them together with her bare hands, this is also breaking Seeryn’s wrist as she screams from the pain. When it finally snaps the fan’s booing gets louder as Kim gets up and leaves the ring happy with her beating.] JLT: Did you see that?! Killer Kim just broke the hand of Seeryn and just by bending the metal with her bare hands! Renegade: That ladies and gentlemen is a very scary woman. I can see she’s got a very bright future to lie, and she’ll destroy anyone in her path I gather. I wouldn’t like to get on her bad side! [Crystal is shown backstage in a well lavished room, she has been showered with gifts and is surrounded in them but her best gift of all is the Unleashed Championship which she is polishing with her sleeve. The door opens and in walks Kaci Russell she grabs a glass of champagne from the mountain of alcohol compiled. She takes a seat but Crystal doesn’t look up.] Kaci Russell: God, what a hectic day already and it hasn’t even got to our match! What an exciting life we lead, us pro-wrestlers, so wild and explosive, I love it really. Don’t you? Crystal: You’re talking about the job that makes us wait at arenas all day long, drive for hours, sleep through airplane flights, sit in chairs and sign papers every other day and only get two weeks off? Kaci Russell: Uh-huh. Crystal: I know, isn’t it great? Tonight I get my own tribute show! It’s going to be huge! After people see this, my fan base will grow like a water balloon and I will take my grip on it as it grows beneath my hand throbbing for release. I’ve noticed I’ve already got a huge gay fan base. Kaci Russell: Oh I have one of those! They’re great! I tend to turn people you know, that’s why that little Puerto Rican from Queer Eye better watch out, and George Michael too. Oh, you know that gay guy who hangs around here sometimes, looks like a devil, Chad, I think, yeah him too. How can I forget Colin Farrell? Crystal: Colin Farrell is not gay? Kaci Russell: What? He is I swear! Crystal: You slept with him! Wouldn’t stop screaming, I know because it was at the same hotel I was in and I was evilly deprived of much-needed sleep. How you are so loud I’ll never know. Kaci Russell: Yeah that was a great night… Crystal: My gay fan base already exists! Look around! Holly Wentz? Wants some of my ass for sure, you better watch her in the showers, sneaky eyes. But anyway, what matters to tonight be our tag team match? Mya AND Star, what does a woman have to do around here? Kaci Russell: We’ve beaten Mya before, in fact, I cost her that championship. If she thinks I’m to be over looked she’s got another thing coming and Star, don’t get my started on her, I’ve intentionally stayed away from her because I want to build up all my aggression and unleash it all over her poser ass. Crystal: Plus, I am the, ahem, Unleashed Champion. I’m the most powerful woman in this business! Mya’s eyes are raw from all the sobbing she did over the holidays and she’ll do the same tonight, she has to face facts that her career is now over. I’m the next generation. Kaci Russell: Before we get all hyped up, as we need to save that for the five minutes before we go out there. I’m going to go and see Jolson because I think I have a plan to rid Kristin Wallace from DU once and for all but I can’t say more. Crystal: Right well I’ll be here, opening all my wonderful presents and drinking the finest champagne in the entire world! Kaci Russell: Don’t get drunk! Crystal: Me? What? Me?! Drunk?! Never! [Kaci rolls her eyes and leaves the room as Crystal smiles and grabs a large box from the floor wrapped in a box and colourful paper. She begins to open and we cut back to the announcers table.] Renegade: Wish Kaci would sleep with me. I’d like to see her moan. JLT: Moving on swiftly, Crystal and Kaci are scheduled to wrestle Mya and Star later this evening but the duo are also hosting an FWA and here’s a special chance for you to see exclusive footage of when Crystal and Amy Lee of Evanescence headed over to England to promote it! Renegade: Heavens above that was a long sentence! Oh and after that it’s Shiro Cup First Round time! -FWA England Vignette- Shiro Cup First Round Angel v Miss Rhiannon v Valeria Sanchez Renegade: This is the final first round in this tournament scheduled to climax at Nuclear Pussy and I’m waiting to see who the final four are. Jolson and Vicksen battle to tonight for that final spot but the winner of this match faces Mystika next week to fight for that same spot. JLT: That’s right but what happens if Angel wins this match? Could we see partner v partner next week? Not to mention if Valeria Sanchez wins that she’ll have to do double duty at the pay per view as she’s already defending her title. Renegade: It’s a tricky situation, I’m betting on Miss Rhiannon though. I’m sticking with it too, not changing all the way through the match again. I promise. [“The lights go out and a growl comes out of nowhere the arena is just a faint shade of blue and the music comes on and up from the rafters she is slowly descending down like the original sting entrance at the same time the ground is coated in fog and a white light is shining on her and when she gets into the ring she raises her hands and then brings them back down and blue flames come from the turnbuckles and the lights come back on ended "Mindfields" by Prodigy.] John Roe: The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled to end with one fall with the winner proceeding in the Shiro Cup. Currently in the ring is the first challenger; from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 232lbs and to be accompanied by Lei Yu…ANGEL!!! ["Boom" by P.O.D. blares over the P.A. system, at the same time pyros shoots out and every time the song says "Boom" pyros shoot out. Valeria then walks out to a mixed response wearing her. She stops on the entrance way to see all the people as the song still plays. John Roe: Introducing her opponent; from Miami, Florida at a weight of 113lbs. To be accompanied to the ring by Holly Wentz, the Rockford State Champion…VALERIA SANCHEZ!!! [She finally heads to the ring where she taunts the men and some women in the audience by stepping through the ropes while bending way over and Holly spanks her. She then walks over the farthest corner and crouches down waiting for her opponent. Holly and Lei Yu exchange looks.] Renegade: Both Holly and Lei Yu looking very fine tonight. I’m hoping we get to see a catfight tonight, pity Kristin is in a match otherwise she’d be great and make it a ménage a trios. JLT: I think Valeria must be frustrated, she’s had her Rockford State Champion stolen and if she wins this match that means she has to do double duty at Nuclear Pussy. Everything is so unfair for her! [The lights dim, a red light shines into the ring and the start of "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence is heard throughout the arena. Miss Rhiannon appears at the top of the stage her long blonde hair pulled back into a tight pony tail, and is wearing a garter; she makes her way down to the ring as Miss Rhiannon has a happy expression on her face.] JLT: I think you might have to change your prediction Renegade as Miss Rhiannon has been in police custody for allegedly killing a man. Then she got secretly wedded to Patrick Swayze! I know she is just up to something. Renegade: Man, I would kill to handcuff her. JLT: Worst. Pun. Ever! [Miss Rhiannon enters the ring and the referee calls for the bell. Rhiannon is straight of the mark and heads for Valeria Sanchez. She double spears her and Holly down the canvas and begins to boot both of them. She kicks Holly out of the ring and grabs Valeria by her red hair, she then spins around and launches Valeria across the ring. Miss Rhiannon then takes off her top much to the fans delight leaving her in her red bra as she uses her top to choke the champion while expression her frustrations with a dose of screaming. Angel looks on and leans into the turnbuckle.] [Miss Rhiannon yanks Valeria up and whips her into the corner, Rhiannon heads to the other to get a full head of steam and she rushes towards Valeria at full speed but Angel swoops in with a big boot sending Miss Rhiannon into a 180 degree flip before hitting the floor. Valeria then runs at Angel but she shoulder blocks the champion down to the mat, Angel then leg drops Miss Rhiannon and rolls to her feet. Angel picks up Miss Rhiannon and nails a backbreaker onto the Bod Squad member. She then keeps her grip and leans forward and then backwards propelling her in a fallaway slam making Rhiannon clash to the bottom of the ropes and roll to the outside. Angel then tries a standing Hurricanrana onto Valeria but Valeria counters into a sit-out powerbomb sending Angel into the hard floor.] JLT: It’s already looking like no woman can manage to get an advantage, its counter this counters that! [Valeria then chokes Angel with her boot and grabs her by the throat pulling her to her feet by her neck. She then rubs Angel’s face along the ropes in a rope burn move as Angel falls to the floor from the heat. Valeria then grabs Angel’s leg and pulls her over into a half Boston crab trying to gain a submission victory. Miss Rhiannon is back up and runs into the ring with a flying lariat breaking the submission and taking all three women down. Miss Rhiannon picks up over her shoulder and props her on the top rope as she helps Angel to her feet. Miss Rhiannon stands in front of Valeria as Angel runs at her from the opposite corner, Angel is then launched into the air by Rhiannon landing on the Latin Fire’s shoulders and taking her down to the floor with a Frankensteiner. Angel gets up from the body of Sanchez and turns into the awaiting clutches of the Golden Goddess who kicks her in the gut and delivers a DDT, Lei Yu then climbs onto the apron yelling at Rhiannon. Rhiannon swings at her but she ducks and slaps the blonde, Rhiannon grabs her and brings her into the ring.] [Before Miss Rhiannon can do any harm, Valeria uses her feet to trap Rhiannon from moving as she struggles she eventually falls backwards as the Rockford State champion rolls her leg backwards into a cover but it is easily kicked out of. Rhiannon then grabs the second rope to nip up and dropkick the approaching Angel. From her horizontal position, Rhiannon then grabs the head of the Mindless Illusions’ founder in a leg scissors. Angel then grabs the waist of Rhiannon and pulls her into the ring swinging her round into the arm of Valeria and the two double team her into the canvas with a neckbreaker. Angel and Valeria then high five, that is until Valeria sucker punches her from behind.] [Valeria then grabs her head in a sleeper hold and rear naked drops her to the canvas. She then grabs both of Angel’s arm and pulls her to a raised position, she then pushes her into the ropes as the Rockford State Champion heads to the other, she connects with Angel with a “Fire Away” spear. That’s not the end of Valeria assault as she whips the Illusions member into the corner and follows up with a handspring dropkick sending Angel to her butt. Valeria then circles the ring before the lesbian launches herself onto a bronco buster as the fans cheer. Lei Yu once again takes exception and climbs onto the top rope and begins to shout at the referee, she is suddenly taken down though as her feet are swiped from beneath her as she hits her head on the way down thanks to a baseball slide from Rhiannon.] [Valeria gets up from her position as the fans are saddened she turns around and ducks a flying roundhouse kick from Rhiannon, she grabs her leg and comes up to her body in another provocative position, she jumps around and executes a suplex sending Rhiannon flying over. Valeria then waits a few seconds as Rhiannon gets to her feet, she crouches down ready to attack, Rhiannon runs at the Latin Fire with a clothesline attempt but she ducks and tries to counter into the “Up In Smoke” side effect move. The Golden Goddess counters with a knee to the lower regions of Valeria, as Holly looks upset and climbs onto the apron. She begins to yell at the referee for the illegal move.] [Down the ramp comes Katrina with the Rockford State Championship over her shoulder, she yanks Holly off the apron and kicks her in the gut, she then DDTs her into the padded floor which takes out of the former assistant. Katrina then watches from ringside as Rhiannon nails her “Sexy Senorita Kick” to the face sending Valeria to her back. Rhiannon then tries to apply an ankle look but Angel is up and leaps onto Rhiannon’s back with a Hurricanrana, spinning on her shoulders and taking her down to the floor before laying her out with some fists. Angel then scoops up Valeria and scoop slams her onto the body of Rhiannon, before aligning to the two near the turnbuckle as they lay upon each other. Angel scales to the top rope, she signals for one of her signature moves but Katrina leaps onto the apron and shoves her off. Lei Yu then pushes Katrina but she counters with a spinning heel kick which takes the manager out. In the ring meanwhile, Valeria and Rhiannon are receiving a ten count to get to their feet.] [The referee is at 8 before both women fully rise, Rhiannon tries to punch Valeria but it is blocked, Valeria then tries to deliver a neckbreaker onto the newlywed but to no avail. Rhiannon and her tie up with Rhiannon’s quickness making it able for her to move to the back of Valeria. They struggle with each other, one trying to block a move, the other trying to deliver. Angel then climbs onto the apron distracting the referee as she grabs his shirt to pull herself up, this is a perfect opportunity for the Queen of Pain to slide into the ring. She runs at Valeria with her Rockford State championship belt but she ducks and Katrina nails Rhiannon in the face sending her backwards bouncing against the ropes. Katrina then swings again at Valeria but she ducks this time too and Rhiannon is struck in the face one more time sending her down to the canvas. Katrina then dropkicks Angel off the apron and this causes the referee to discipline her but giving a mouthful.] [Valeria then covers but Rhiannon has her foot over the bottom rope from her landing. Valeria then pulls her to the middle of the ring and bends down to corner but a dazed Rhiannon managed to roll her forward into a small package and the referee drops to count.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner and proceeding to the semi-finals…MISS RHIANNON!!! [Katrina tries to help up Rhiannon but she pushes her away and holds her head as she walks to the outside of the ring. Katrina then finally hits Valeria with her championship belt while she’s down; Katrina then pushes the gold up against the Latin Fire’s face taunting her. Katrina then follows Rhiannon up the ramp, Rhiannon still not acknowledging her partner.] Renegade: Rhiannon picks up the victory tonight, even after two inadvertent shots from Katrina she still wins! JLT: It looks like Katrina hasn’t gotten on Rhiannon’s good side tonight but what a screw job on Valeria! Come on! Renegade: It’s the Bod Squad nature! [As the occupants leaves the ring, the music of the tournament director plays as all three women vanish from site as the arena dims. Out walks Yuku Shiro holding hands with Tara Lee who waves and shows off her engagement ring to the fans while Yuku does the same with her new championship. The two get a very male reaction as they kiss on the bottom of the ramp. Yuku helps Tara into the ring and grabs a microphone from the ring announcer. Her music dies down and Yuku looks around at the crowd as Tara Lee stands near her still flashing her ring.] Yuku Shiro: It is official, me and Tara are to be married. Over the past few weeks we’ve been ridiculed by the media and our fellow divas who disapprove of us, which is one of the reason’s we have come to the ring tonight together, because we are a couple. Anyone who doesn’t like us can spin on this! [Tara Lee turns to a nearby camera and sticks her middle finger up and smirks.] Yuku Shiro: In fact, I think that was wrong of us Tara because that’s not a way to learn how to accept lesbians is it? I’m asking anyone in the back who disapproves of us to come to the ring right now and face us, I dare you. [“Bitch” by Meredith Brooks hits the PA system as Tara’s eyes bulge and her face is that off shock and disgust as her own twin sister Sara Lee struts out with a microphone and walks to the ring, she smiles at her sister. She begins talking into a microphone she brought out herself while making her way up the steel steps.] Sara Lee: You look so shocked, I’m out here to help you guys because I’ve come to the decision that whatever makes my sister happy, I’ll live with. [Sara and Tara hug each other as Yuku looks on fondly, but not for long as “Baddest Bitch” by Trina plays to the arena and Yuku rolls her eyes. Bianca and Vanessa walk out with their tag team championships around their waste in casual attire. They stand at the bottom of the ramp not wanting to enter the ring to the awaiting lions. Vanessa taunts the ring occupants.] Bianca: Oh my god, this isn’t a soap opera! This is wrestling! I’m a champion here, because I understand what the term wrestling means! What the hell is this? You’re just copying what’s already been done to get some publicity, I earn mine, I had Hugh Hefner calling me every minute of every day just begging me to do Playboy! Yuku Shiro: Bianca, save your breath. If you want to prove who the better champion is then step up because I’ve got a funny feeling that you’re all trash talk and no legit skill. Seeing as Nuclear Pussy is near, why not you put your precious titles on the line against me and Tara? Bianca: Aww, did you see that Vanessa? Now that Tara’s got herself a girlfriend her sister’s nobody anymore. Isn’t that sad? [Sara protests against the match to her sister but Tara calms her down and takes the microphone from her hand. She whispers something into Yuku’s ear and the Iron Asian Beauty smiles and nods her head.] Tara Lee: Bianca dear, you do make me laugh. Sara is definitely on our side, we’re joined at the hip with an immovable bone. If you’re so confident then why does Sara not take on Vanessa next week? Because after all, Vanessa’s the nobody! Bianca: Alright, you’re on. Vanessa will take you on next week but if you lose the match, the Stripped Championship comes into play meaning that if Vanessa kicks your ass which she will do. In our match at Nuclear Pussy, it will be a two-way deal. The winner gets the Tag Team AND Stripped Championships! [“Faint” by Linkin Park” as the fans cheering turns to boos as the Divas Unleashed President Shane Rockford walks out with an angry look upon his face, Yuku Shiro and Tara Lee are still discussing the proposed match but Shane diverts their attention to him.] Shane Rockford: Well, well, well, look who it is! The Lee Sisters! What thinks you have any right to be here tonight and in my ring, making matches? Wasting up valuable television time! I’m not paying you to come on here and talk about something nobody cares about! Yuku Shiro: Hey! We earn you money, without us you’d be nothing. You better treat us with some respect! Shane Rockford: Don’t talk down to me, I do that. I build you, I make you, and I earn you money. You should be giving me the respect! But Sara and Tara, seriously, I guess Jackman really was the runt of the litter huh? After all, you wouldn’t go stealing from under my nose would you, making illegal claims? Tara Lee: Erm, no… Shane Rockford: Seeing as you are related to Jackman, the man who cost me and my empire five million dollars! I want that money back! I want it back soon too. That’s why, as you bailed Jackman out of jail and all, that’s why you’ll be paying me the five million dollars! [Tara has a look of complete shock on her face and begins to shout at Shane but is restrained by Yuku who tries to calm her down. Sara looks confused and Sweet Temptation tries not to laugh.] Shane Rockford: Oh and don’t think you can raise it by getting your salary but that only amounts to not even a quarter of the sum! Though because I am a patient man, I want it at or before Nuclear Pussy, all five million of it! I want you to personally hand it to me. Sara Lee: There is no way for us to do that! It’s unfair! I’m an ex-lawyer, I know my rights- Shane Rockford: Rights and rules don’t apply from now on. That is why at Nuclear Pussy, the ban on double titles is released and your match or whatever petty thing you just set up, is on. Oh and by the way girls, if you don’t get that five million to me, you’re fired. Have a nice day! [Shane’s music resumes as he walks off the stage, Sweet Temptation then begin to taunt the three women in the ring while walking up the ramp. Yuku comforts Tara as Sara Lee looks stunned.] Renegade: Whoa, did you hear that? The Lee Sisters have to pay Shane five million dollars all because of their half-brother? JLT: It seems unfair to me but it’s showing how much Tequila is getting under his skin, but we’ve also got a new match signed for Nuclear Pussy! It’s going to be the champions Sweet Temptation against Tara Lee and Yuku Shiro? Renegade: That’s not all, depending on the Sara/Vanessa match next week. It could be for the Stripped Championship! That will be a crucial match for both sides! Handicap Match Dee Snuts v The Bod Squad (Katrina & Kristin Wallace) [As the crowd begins to calm, they are suddenly jolted into an uproar as "Number One" by Nelly plays and Dee Snuts walks out on stage hands high in the air.] John Roe: The following contest is a Handicapped Match... making her way to the ring from San Jose, California... Dee Snuts!!! [Dee runs and slides under the bottom ropes before rushing to the turnbuckles and posing. The lights in the arena dim as red and white spotlights circle the arena. Then red and silver pyro go off as "Money, Power, Respect" by Lil Kim hits the PA system as Katrina & Kristin walk out on stage with looks that could pierce brick walls on their faces. Katrina has a evil sneer on her face as herself & Kristin walk to the ring.] John Roe: And her opponants... the team of Katrina Helms & Kristin Wallace... THE BOD SQUAD!!! Renegade: Well, the Bod Squad may be short by Miss Rhiannon, but this is a handicapped match! JLT: My god your right Renegade. Espicially after Kristin Wallace was attacked at Xiak Xande, her fury has done nothing but grow like algae in a pond... and let me tell you. She's greener than a shamrock. Renegade: At least she had a good color for Christmas? [Katrina & Kristin climb on the ring apron as John roe exits the ring and the bell rings. Dee waits in the ring, as Katrina & Kristin decide who will be the first to face Dee, when suddenly BOTH women fly at Dee and take her down with a double clothline! The referee does nothing, as Kristin & Katrina give the boots to Dee's back. Dee rolls out of the ring as she starts screaming at the fact that one isn't in the corner.] [The referee points at John Roe, as Katrina & Kristin slide out of the ring on opposide ends, trapping Dee with no escape as they close in, awaiting John Roe's announcement.] John Roe: This match has a "no tag rule" meaning all three competitors may be in the ring at the same time. [John Roe sits, as Katrina & Kristin smile as they both lunge towards Dee. Dee quickly slides into the ring and Katrina is quick to the chase, as Kristin gets on the apron. Dee has already ran across the ring and is well on her way back towards Katrina & Kristin as Katrina gets to her feet with a clothline attempt on Dee. Dee immediately ducks the clothline and immediately proceeds to shove Kristin off the apron! Kristin's head bounces off the black barricade as Dee sneers in victory. Suddenly Dee is turned around and Katrina lifts Dee into the air and nails a spine buster! Dee lies on the mat grabbing her back as Katrina looks outside the ring at Kristin. The sight of her manager in pain enrages Katrina, as she once again focuses her sights on Dee, who immediately rolls Katrina into an inside cradle!] [1] [2] [Katrina kicks out directly out after the two count as both get to their feet. Dee however grabs both Katrina's legs and pull Katrina to her back before flipping over into a pin!] [1] [2] [Katrina kicks out once again, and this time as Dee stands up, a little before Katrina, which allows Katrina to nail a drop toe hold, after which she begins to apply the "Boo Boo Kitty Fuck" STF!!! Dee starts to scream out in pain immediately as Katrina's face is that of true glory as she pulls back harder on Dee's neck. Outside the ring, Kristin has begun to slide in and after seeing that Katrina has everything in control, she makes a "yawn" with her hand as she points and laughs at Dee.] [Kristin then signals for another move and Katrina agrees, and releases the hold before laughing slightly at Dee grabbing her head in agony. Katrina then lifts Dee up & holds Dee by the back of her arms, as Kristin starts warming up her hand by blowing on it. Kristin then rears back and delivers a HUGE slap across Dee's face, that echoes throughout the arena. Dee's body nearly falls limp from the blow, but Katrina holds her up still and throws her into the corner.] Renegade: I dont think Dee can last much longer. Look at her! She can barely stand! [Kristin climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and it seems that the duo is going to attempt a power bomb off the top rope as Katrina lifts Dee up to Kristin's shoulders. Dee suddenly springs to life as Katrina lets go of her, and hurricanrana's Kristin off the turnbuckle! Using the same momentum from the move, she sits on Kristin's chest and starts to beat away at her face. This doesn't last long as Katrina quickly pulls Dee off of Kristin by her hair, but Dee suddenly LIFTS Katrina to her shoulders in a Death Valley Driver position!] [Katrina's legs start kicking back & forth in the air, and Katrina luckily avoids the DeeVD, and in the process, kicks Dee in the gut and then lifts Dee up in the air for a stalling suplex! Dee flips over Katrina's back & lands on her feet! As soon as Katrina turns around, Dee nails her finishing "In Yo Mouth" superkick!!! Dee falls on Katrina for a cover!] [1] [2] [Katrina kicks out just as Kristin breaks the pin, and the crowd is up in arms. Dee stumbles to her feet, and Kristin gets some bravery in her arms as she taps Dee on Dee's shoulder, spinning Dee towards her and slapping her again! As Dee spins in a 180 from Kristin, Kristin wraps her arm over Dee's neck, and signals for "The Kat Kall!!!"] JLT: Holy crap! No way... she can't... Renegade: Oh but she can! [Kristin finishes the 'Eye Of The Hurricane' manouvere as the crowd goes wild from Kristin hitting the move. In the mean time, Katrina has climbed the top rope, and she leaps off with with "The Kat's Eye" 450 Splash!!! She covers!!!] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winners... Kristin & Katrina, THE BOD SQUAD!!! [Kristin & Katrina raise their arms in the air and enbrace in an exhausted hug as they celebrate their victory. Each put one foor over the demolished Dee Snuts as they gleam in the spotlight.] JLT: How fair is it really with these handicapped matches? I mean come on! Dee fought as hard as she could and she was obliterated in the end. Renegade: I guess thats why you dont piss Kristin off then eh? [The camera is taken over by what appears to be a green layer with a target in the middle, instantly recognisable thanks to the movie world, as a sniper rifle’s aim. It flickers upon a freight truck which has ‘Divas Unleashed’ sprawled on the side and flickers from side to side as it appears to try and catch it’s victim. He catches sight of it and it’s Vicksen who is smiling and talking on her cell phone to an anonymous caller. We can see her mouth moving as she is laughing, we then hear the rifle being loaded. Vicksen then sneezes making her drop the phone to the floor and bend down to retrieve it at the same time that the gunman fires his bullet making a hole in the metal of the truck but still Vicksen does not know and continues to walk on. Another bullet is loaded.] [Vicksen ends her call and we have a shot of her innocent face when another head enters the view and sniper puts his gun down as we see his shoulder from what looks like the top of a truck itself. It then zooms in on the two women and we switch cameras to a close up range. We then identify the woman as Mystika who has come to say a few words to the foxy diva.] Mystika: Hey Vicksen. I just wanted to come by and let you know that if you win tonight, and of course, I’m winning next week so that means we’ll meet in the final of the Shiro Cup. Now, thanks to being held down by power-crazed Angel, I haven’t had my fair share of singles success yet but that’s all going to change. Vicksen: Oh really? Mystika: Yes, you see, we have a lot in common. You just lost to Yuku Shiro didn’t you? Your treasured Stripped Championship torn away from you thanks to Tara Lee? I saw how much of a noble man you have as he tried to stop the whore but I too have a noble man by the name of Joel. Vicksen: Right… Mystika: I think we can come to a deal. If you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours so to speak. If me and Mindless Illusions help you win over that odd nutcase Jolson, and you also oversee I win next week. Thus we both win, and you know what, between us it’ll be one of the finest wrestling matches you’ll ever have and if either of us win, we split the money. How’s about that? [Vicksen begins to think as hear sounds of boots approaching and into the view comes Nyssa who’s shaking her head.] Nyssa: Excuse me? I couldn’t help interrupting but if Yuku knew what you two were planning then her whole two months of planning this tournament go down the drain and I’m not going to see that happen. Vicksen: Aren’t you that stripper who nobody cares about? Nyssa: You know what, why don’t I go and tell Yuku right now what you two are doing and then you’ll be thrown out of the tournament all together! How’s about that! Mystika: I’m facing her you stupid little girl, and you can go and tell you, feel free because by the time I’m done with her in our match then she’ll be in a coma and we’ll see get that money. I think someone’s just jealous of being the mistress all of the time eh? Vicksen: Oh yeah, that’s right. First with Shane and Tequila and now with Yuku and Tara Lee, I caught that footage of you and her training. Very unimpressive, all you are is a tail-coat girl! Nyssa: How dare you, my Northern Cross Clan training will make me indestructible, you’ll see because in time, me and Yuku are going to be the most dangerous women on the roster! As for Shane goes, you’re just jealous that once I get him around my little finger then I can do whatever I want. Mystika: Whatever. We don’t want to listen to your sap story, I have a match up next. Vicksen, think about what I said. [Mystika turns and walks off back into the arena as Nyssa’s eyes narrow watching her into the distance. Vicksen then turns into a dog sniffing the air like the smell of bacon has just entered the arena, Nyssa frowns and the foxy diva turns to her.] Vicksen: The air has certainly gotten more congested since I first came out, must be the stink of drugs is getting too much, you should really give up that weed Nyssa honey! [Vicksen then flips her hair which catches Nyssa in the face, Nyssa then clenches her fists as her face turns red. She then tries deep breathing which seem to calm her down, she then puts her fist into a nearby truck denting it as she stares after the two women.] Renegade: It looks like Nyssa may have issues! JLT: Nyssa’s just sticking up for her friend, but I think it’s more than that, I think Nyssa wants to get rid of Vicksen and Mystika in the tournament so she can get a dig at the money in the Shiro Cup! Renegade: I wonder if Vicksen and Mystika will team up in this tournament. I do know for sure we should get our answer tonight, when Vicksen faces Jolson in the semi-final of the cup but right now, the founder of the cup, Yuku Shiro herself will be in action against Mystika will be right after this! -Commercial Break- [“Doll Parts” by Hole is playing over the PA system as we return. We see the ring has been transformed. The ring canvas has been replaced with cut out bright pink carpet, with two low leather chairs placed on either side of a pottery barn coffee table. There is a large square model of a Doll House in the background, with all the rooms complete with accessories and the centre room has a television screen which at the moment has the logo for the latest Divas Unleashed show “The Dahl House” across it. In the ring stands Brandy Dahl, a petite woman who is the latest staff recruit, she holds a microphone to her lips which has her show logo on it too. In fact, it’s everywhere including spotlights on the ramp.] Brandy Dahl: Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you all to the first ever edition of the Dahl House with me, myself and I, Brandy Dahl! I’m so excited to be in Divas Unleashed it proves all hard work pays off, but like all of you, I too tuned into Xiak Xande and you would have most likely seen Crystal pick up the Unleashed Championship! [The crowd cheers in remembrance and the mention of the bad star gone good.] Brandy Dahl: So as this was an amazing feat to defeat the unstoppable Mya, tonight is Crystal’s tribute show and it’s right here, right now. I will no keep you any longer, from Spokane, Washington, please welcome to the ring, the new Unleashed Champion, Crystal!! [The fans go wild as the styling of Kittie plays upon the speakers and out struts the Femme Fatale herself. The Unleashed Championship over her shoulder, she waves to some fans and holds her championship above her head as the crowd applaud. She then walks to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, she has a nod to Brandy before climbing on the top rope and raising her belt to all four corners, as this is a special moment for the diva. Her music dies down.] Brandy Dahl: It’s my honour to present this segment. Crystal if you don’t mind taking a seat and we’ll get right into your life and history, and I think we’ve got a few surprises in store for you tonight too! [Crystal smiles at Brandy and takes a seat as the lights dim leaving the only spotlights on the ring. Crystal places her Unleashed Championship on her lap and begins stroking it like a feminine Dr. No, as she waits for the video to start up on the Divatron and television.] JLT: Renegade, get your hand off my thigh! [The video begins and a voice over takes over as all the lights goes out to leave the screens.] Voice Over: We may know her as Crystal but this chick certainly knows how to enjoy herself. From the town of Spokane in Washington, Crystal’s first taste of wrestling was in the GWF were she enjoyed fame. She was among current DU divas such as Mya, Tequila, Tara Lee, Lightning and Indigo. But she got her first taste of gold when she won the Tag Team Championships with her protégé Cleopatra… [Camera cuts to a show of Cleopatra in a head dress, from Gucci, of course.] Cleopatra: Crystal is a true pioneer to all women around the world, she has truly enriched the days of my lives, I mean, life, wait, is it lives or life? Is my hair okay? Is it? I don’t like it, can we cut and redo this again, stop filming. Why are you still filming? I said cut damn it! If you don’t stop I’m going to chop off your- Voice Over: There’s no mistake they’re just like each other. [The voice over laughs in a classic country way as Crystal grabs a tissue and begins to dab her eyes.] Voice Over: So what do her old classmates think? [Cut to a woman who has her entire face covered in tattoos, the other person has the hillbilly look and is missing a lot of teeth. Crystal points at the screen with a look of shock.] Cleatus: I always thought she was a lesbian man! She wore this real dorky clothes man I mean damn! Baby if I was ten years younger I would’ve had her! Gasp: But we were in the same year Cleatus, she was our age! I got this tattoo here, right above the eye, because of how she inspired me. I’ll never forget the day she taught me how to mix drinks to get read of the after taste of man, yeah, man, out of my mouth. I’ll never forget her for that. Yeah. Cleatus: Ah, heck! Voice Over: Her old gym teacher? [The camera cuts to a backdrop of a gym and an elderly man who is wearing beaver glasses and dressed in a grey tracksuit, with a whistle around his neck.] Coach Bradford: Who? Interviewer: Crystal! Coach Bradford: You’ll have to speak up sonny! Interviewer: I said Crystal! Coach Bradford: What? Interviewer: What do you think on Crystal! Your former pupil! Coach Bradford: What?! [The interviewer then punches the Coach in the face which sends him down the floor, he hits the ground hard and then goes into shock and he is appearing to have a heart attack. The interviewer then tosses the microphone down onto him and flees from the building with his camera crew into an awaiting SUV.] Interviewer: Old man dead, we’re getting the hell out of here! [The SUV speeds off as Crystal is reduced to tears of joy, she dabs them with her tissue as the voice over comes to its final interview.] Voice Over: And of course, her friends, The Fook Twins! [Camera cuts to the Dating Line correspondents sitting in a locker room backstage with their signature school girl attire.] Fook Mi: We here, in Crystal locker room! We so excited! Crystal we have one big surprise for you! [Before the Fook Twins can go on, the television screen and Divatron are cut off as we lose the broadcast and the screen flickers. The lights resume as Brandy Dahl jumps up in horror, Crystal frowns as Brandy flees from the ring. Crystal gets up herself and turns around only to get clotheslined down by the double team of Star and Mya who have sprung from no where and getting a chorus of boos.] JLT: Mya and Star?! What are they doing here?! Renegade: Oh don’t be so dumb! It’s obvious! Payback! [Crystal is them stomped on by Mya and Star who viciously grab pieces of the set and throw it down onto the body of Crystal such as the leather chairs and speakers. Mya picks up Crystal and knees her in the mid-section and throws her into Star, Star then grabs her into her finisher “Sparkling Intuition” and delivers the move perfectly sending Crystal down into the pink carpet. Star then grabs the large coffee table of Brandy’s and drags it near to a corner as Mya scoops Crystal off the floor and props her on the top turnbuckle. She then grabs Crystal in a “Death From Above” finisher and leaps towards the table, avoiding it herself but sending the body of Crystal plunging into the hard material which is difficult to break but it does from the impact.] Renegade: Oh my god, Crystal was just imploded into that table! [Crystal lies motionless as Mya then points to the hefty television as Star shakes her head. Mya nods and slides the television out of it’s place in the doll house and then lugs it struggling onto the back of Crystal, as it slams into her spine. Mya then storms out of the ring and walks up the ramp with her head down as Star follows staring at the damage.] JLT: It looks as if Crystal could be seriously hurt, a brutal assault by Mya and Star here tonight! I think this is a call for EMT’s! [Right on cue, the people in white rush down the ring with a stretcher as Kaci is now kneeling over the body of Crystal after pushing away the television set, the medics push her out of the way and check on the champion. After a few minutes the fans are silent as they see Crystal being wheeled away up the ramp and backstage into an awaiting ambulance. Kaci slams the doors and looks concerned as it speeds into the horizon, sirens blazing.] Renegade: I guess we have a handicap match tonight. I hope Crystal’s okay! JLT: Me too, it just proves how sick Mya is! Standard Match Mystika v Yuku Shiro Renegade: Earlier on we saw Mystika propose an alliance to Vicksen for them to team up in order to progress to the finals of the Shiro Cup tournament, and now, Mystika is facing the founder of that cup, Yuku Shiro. JLT: Mystika’s trying to establish herself as a singles competitor, and she wants to wrestle a real opponent in Yuku, but if this so-called alliance actually goes through and Mystika starts a winning streak, she’ll get to her “solo star” status. Renegade: Not to mention, Yuku Shiro and Tara Lee have announced they are getting married, that was until they were interrupted by Bianca and now Yuku Shiro’s got herself a Tag Team championship match against Sweet Temptation at Nuclear Pussy! JLT: A lot of things are going into this match up! ["Hit the Floor" by Linkin Park Erupts from the PA system as arena turns pitch black and begins to fill with smoke. The images of dragons and tigers flash across the Divatron as lightning flashes through the arena with the sound of thunder. The arena lights back up to find Yuku Shiro standing on the top turnbuckle. Her hair is done in a bun like a geisha, and she has a satin red mask like a ninja covering the lower half of her face, her body is wrapped in a long red and gold satin type geisha robe with golden flower and dragon imprints on it. Yuku removes the robe tossing it to a ring attendant to reveal a mini white and red outfit with a low cleavage line, and slits on the skirt that go all the way up to Yuku's waist revealing her G-string on the side much like Mia from the King of Fighters Video Game. The outfit is finished off with red and black shin high wrestling boots that are fashioned like ninja boots. Yuku turns on the turnbuckle facing the fans and executes a huge diving moonsault giving the fans a GREAT view of her red underwear! Yuku lands gracefully on her feet as the crowd erupts cheering! Shiro removes her ninja mask putting it to the side, and executes a FULL split on the mat to warm up. Yuku then pulls herself up by just her own leg power, and begins throwing a few snap and round house kicks to loosen up before her match.] John Roe: The following contest is a standard match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, at a weight of 150lbs, she is the Asian Beauty and Stripped Champion…YUKU SHIRO!!! [The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four...three...two.." He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly makes her way to the ring.] John Roe: Her opponent, making her way down the aisle, representing Mindless Illusions; from Death Valley, California, at a weight of 135lbs…MYSTIKA!!! [Mystika climbs onto the apron and enters the ring. The referee calls for the bell as Yuku seems intimidated by the look of Mystika, the two tie up with Mystika shoving Yuku to ropes in an Irish whip and hitting the first move of the match when she back body drops the Japanese woman. Mystika doesn’t give Yuku any time to breathe as she tosses her into the corner and unleashes a fury of punches, which dazes the champion. Mystika then whips Shiro to the other corner following up with a flying clothesline. Mystika continues her attack by grabbing Yuku’s head and running to the center of the ring to nail a bulldog. Mystika then steps over the back of her adversary, getting her arms into the form of wings before lifting her off the mat and jumping forward pressing the bent arms into the back, trying to break them.] JLT: It looks like Mystika is trying to ware down her foe early on, a good tactic because she knows that Yuku Shiro is very fast on her feet! [Mystika keeps her lock on Yuku’s arm, this time rolling over to get a different angle as she brings the Stripped champion to her feet. She then jumps up with Yuku bringing her down into a butterfly suplex making her land hard on her back. Mystika wastes no time once again and grabs Yuku’s legs, she picks her up and walks forward into a lion tamer trying to inflict more pain onto the back, her main focus point. But before Mystika can lock it in properly, Yuku uses her leg strength to roll backwards sending Mystika flying over the top of her. Both women get to their feet with Yuku nailing a drop toe hold sending Mystika bouncing down and then up, Mystika races at Yuku once again as Yuku spears into her body slinging her onto her shoulder before running around the ring and winding the gothic diva by slamming her shoulder into the mid-section. Yuku Shiro then runs to the top rope, she bounces off with a moonsault attempt but Mystika manages to roll out of the way but the expertise of the Stripped Champion caused her to sense and land on her feet. Mystika climbs to her feet using the ropes as Yuku crouches in anticipation but Mystika was playing possum as she suddenly executes a fast mule kick to the face of Yuku catching her off guard and sending her to her back. Mystika pulls Yuku to the ropes, or at least tries to before Yuku pushes her into them using her feet. Mystika bounces and Yuku grabs her into a roll-up pin.] [1] [2] [Mystika quickly gets out of the cover as both women roll to their feet. Yuku Shiro then runs at Mystika but she bends over and tries to back body drop her once more but the Japan native counters into a swinging DDT which brings Mystika down into the canvas. Yuku Shiro then exits through the ropes to the apron, she leans back on the ropes and springboards into the ring with a “Flying Dragon’s Tail” somersault leg drop which connects to Mystika. Yuku then picks up Mystika by the hair and tosses her into the corner, she props her onto the top rope so she is facing the crowd and climbs up there with her. Yuku then poses for another signature move and grabs the back of Mystika’s head, jumping backwards into a “Reverse X-Factor” which sends the duo slamming into the mat, with Yuku injuring her tailbone from the move. The both women lay on their backs in the center of the ring as the fans begin to clap as a “Shiro” chant starts up. It’s Mystika who gets to her feet first and punches Yuku as the two exchanges blows, Mystika gets the upper hand and Yuku bounces of the ropes but her offense is cut off when the gothic diva nails a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.] [Mystika then keeps her hold and places Yuku on her feet before kneeing her in the gut, Mystika then gets Yuku into a position for a suplex and heists her opponent in the air, Mystika manages to hold Yuku up in a stalling suplex before dropping her to the mat trying to rush all the blood to the head of Yuku. Mystika then runs to the ropes and comes off with an axe smash to the neck of Yuku; she then places her hand over her throat and proceeds to choke her. She doesn’t release her grip though and the referee has to pull her off to save Yuku from dying in the middle of his match. Mystika then pulls a chunk of Yuku’s hair straight from her head and puts in her mouth, before closing it and trying to choke her that way but the referee still pulls her off. This causes Mystika to shove the referee down and in true referee fashion, he’s down and out. Mystika then grabs the throat of the coughing Yuku and begins to ram her into the canvas by it, looking to eventually pass out the diva.] JLT: It looks as if Mystika is hell bent on choking out Yuku Shiro! I hope we don’t have to call out the medics again! [It’s not the medics who rush down the ring but the Lee Sisters, Tara Lee literally leaps onto the back of Mystika choking her this time with a sleeper hold as Sara begins to kick the stomach of Mystika who is still crazed on her grip. Tara manages to get her to release her hold and shake her off as she lands on her feet and turns around but is taken down with a boot from a newly appeared Joel who has made his way to the ring. He grabs Tara and tosses her over the top rope. Mystika then grabs Sara Lee in a powerbomb position thanks to the aid of an attack from behind by Joel. She then powerbombs Sara Lee over the top rope to the floor below making her land hard on the padded mats, and taking care of the threat that had invaded her match. Joel then revives the referee as he comes back to life, but these distractions have allowed Yuku Shiro to rise to her feet.] [Yuku launches a roundhouse kick into the face of Mystika and it connects, Yuku Shiro then nails a standing shooting star press and covers the referee but he’s still not fully active. Yuku Shiro then uses this time to exit to the outside of the ring, she grabs her Stripped Championship and is about to cheat to get the victory when John Roe grabs the belt and stops her, she then right hands him and slides into the ring. She immediately heads for the top rope and flies off with a corkscrew plancha which connects to Mystika. Yuku Shiro then poses for the fans.] Renegade: I think something has got under the skin of Yuku Shiro, she seems pretty mad! [Tara Lee enters the ring as Yuku is has Mystika double over and is holding her up by her hair. Tara Lee moves in for the kill as she then hops onto the position and tries to “Sweet Thing” or in other terms, pedigree Mystika into the mat but Mystika lifts her over her back countering the move making her collide with Yuku Shiro. The referee is still trying to get up when Angel rushes to the ring, she immediately spears down Tara Lee and begins to pummel her as Mystika whips Yuku Shiro to a corner. Mystika then lands her finisher, the “Kiss of Death” handspring superkick but Yuku counters it by catching Mystika’s foot and swings her around. In this process Yuku jumps onto the top rope and leaps forward onto the body with a somersault neckbreaker in her “Northern Light Smash” finisher.] [The referee is still out but Sara has redeemed herself and secretly slides into the ring avoiding the attention of Angel and clutches the referee’s hand. Yuku Shiro then rolls over Mystika into a cover. Sara counts so fast her hand is blurred.] [1] [2] [3] [Sara then uses her hand to call for the bell as Yuku and Sara roll to the outside of the ring, Angel gets up in shock as the sounds of Linkin Park resumes on the PA system. Sara then grabs the leg of Tara and pulls her out of the ring as Joel tends to Mystika and Angel begins to shout at the twins who taunt at the Mindless Illusions member.] John Roe: Here is your winner…YUKU SHIRO!!! JLT: Well Yuku’s gone to the last name in my good books, she’s supposed to be all about the wrestling and yet she has her girlfriends do the work for her? Renegade: Only because Mystika was about to illegally choke Yuku out! But it just proves how much of a team the Shiro’s and the Lee’s can be! JLT: Yeah, I’m sure… Shiro Cup Semi-Final Jolson v Vicksen Renegade: We get to see Vicksen! We get to see Vicksen! John Roe: The following contest is the Semi-Final match of the Shiro Cup! [The opening of "Where Is My Mind" bangs over the PA system at full blast as "Ooohhhhh...stop!" blares out, the crowd stop and the lights do dark. We hear that memorable riff from the great band themselves and as the chorus sets in, Vicksen makes her way out to a flurry of cheers from the audience. Pyros go off as the lights return, dot-on with the chorus. As she walks down the aisle with Shaneo behind her, she tapes the hands of the fans, as does Shaneo.] John Roe: Making her way to the ring, the first contestant. Being accompanied by Shaneo... hailing from Essex, England... she is VICKSEN!!! [Shaneo jumps over the rope as Vicksen does a monkey flip over the top rope and lands on her feet into the ring. They both climb a turnbuckle each and taunt to the crowd, who cheer, allowing Vicksen and Shaneo to absorb the crowd's prescence. They get off the turnbuckles, Shaneo goes to the outside of the ring and Vicksen gets ready for her opponent."How Soon Is Now?" by Tatu blasts over the PA System as Jolson emerges upwards from a circle of flames, her hips slanted to the left and both her hands above her head slopped over each other, there is a bright flash as a white pyro lights up the arena while Jolson quickly makes her way to the ring.] John Roe: And her opponant, making her way to the ring from Cretaceous Corral...JOLSON!!! [Jolson slides under the bottom rope and immediately heads for her opponent, she attempts a clothesline but Vicksen ducks and grabs her neck bringing it down in Vicksen’s in the first move of the match. Vicksen then grabs Jolson by the air and flings her across the ring making her land in the corner. Vicksen runs but Jolson spins her around and climbs up Vicksen’s body. Suddenly in the ring is that masked woman we’ve seen before in the past but something is different about her as she seemed to have a foot’s growth spurt. The woman clutches Jolson from underneath her ten punch position making it become a powerbomb position, she walks forward before spinning Jolson around and planting her with a jackknife powerbomb.] Renegade: Is that the same woman? Is that a man? She’s nearly seven foot tall! [The referee calls for the bell with the victory going to Jolson thanks to the interference. Vicksen is pissed severely at this and attacks the masked woman from behind, she turns and grabs Vicksen by her fiery hair, she propels her onto a torture rack before spinning her around and slamming her into the canvas with a reverse Death Valley driver. Shaneo enters the ring trying to save his girlfriend but the large woman big boots him down and tosses him into the ring post through the ropes.] JLT: This woman is totally eliminating everything in site, you don’t think it’s Killer Kim do you? [The answer to JLT’s question is right around the corner as the masked woman then undoes her mask from behind, she rips it off and it’s revealed that under the mask is not the monster everyone was expecting but a pretty face, the fans have a mixed reaction as “Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson hits the PA system. Tequila walks out with her two bodyguards as the woman poses to the crowd.] Tequila: Ladies, gentlemen and more importantly Shane Rockford, I would like to introduce to you my latest signing, a woman who is going to single handledly help me in my quest for domination. She’s straight out of Houston, Texas and stands at seven foot tall; she is Princess Power…ATHENA!!! [Athena displays her power once more as she picks up both Jolson and Vicksen, placing them both on her shoulders and spinning around with another jackknife powerbomb sending them down and clashing skulls as they smash into the canvas. Tequila looks pleased as she smirks and turns to exit the arena. Athena then poses for the fans who are wary of the big female.] JLT: We just found out the identity of the so-called masked woman though I am sure it is an imposter! Even so, the divas better fear as it looks like Tequila’s found herself a new weapon…Athena. Renegade: She’s just, abnormal is the only word to describe her, she’s so huge and so powerful if I were Crystal, I’d be shaking in my boots! [Athena leaves the ring and heads up the ramp as Shaneo helps Vicksen up in the ring, with Jolson picking up the qualification as she earns her spot in the final round. She tries to stand and uses the ropes to exit as she stumbles backstage.] JLT: If you were Crystal then I think you won’t be able to breathe let alone shake after what Mya and Star did to her earlier. Renegade: Speaking of the two… [While Jolson was making her way up the ramp, from the back rushes Mya and Star accompanied by Gabriel, the male friend of Mya superkicks Jolson down onto the ramp way as Star scoops her up into a “Sparkling Intuition” finisher twist of fate and executes it, driving Jolson’s head into the steel. Star then pulls Jolson to her feet though she can now barely stand on her own, Mya grabs her by her hair and drags her forcing her legs to move. She then runs towards the side of the stage with Jolson in hand and tosses her over the edge. The fans scream as Jolson ploughs down the large drop into tables, electrical equipment and concrete floor. Mya then looks happy with herself as she walks backstage leaving medics to come to a diva’s aid in the third time of the evening.] Renegade: Mya just threw Jolson off the stage! What the hell is wrong with Mya this evening? JLT: I think she knows that Jolson is partners with Kaci and is eliminating all threats to her, losing that championship sure has brought out her mean streak! Renegade: Well, if the Athena beating wasn’t even, now Jolson is being loaded onto a stretcher. Our main event is coming up next, what does this mean for that match? Tag Team Match Crystal & Kaci v Mya & Star Renegade: I guess what it means is that it’ll have to be a handicap match, with Jolson being taken out of the picture it leaves no possible replacement for Kaci. I take it she’ll have to face Mya and Star on her own! Renegade: That is no easy task, this is her return match ever since Star almost ended her life with a drop into a pit of venomous spiders and her injuries of healed but they could very well come back if she’s got to take on two of the most vicious women in Divas Unleashed! [“Hollywood” by Madonna hits the PA system as the fans rise to their feet for the arrival of Kaci. She walks down to the ring, she stops to see where Mya has just thrown her partner off the stage and continues to the ring waving to some fans and climbs under the top rope in her new look attire.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first representing Gemini, from New York City, New York, at a weight of 124lbs, the Pinnacle of Perfection…KACI RUSSELL!!! [The fans go wild as Kaci poses on the top rope, she gets down with a serious look and will be anxiously awaiting getting her hands on her two rivals. All lays quiet in the arena as the suspense of the next ring appearance mutes the crowd. The lights dies and the silence along with the dark proves too much for people. Suddenly the opening riffs of Cult of Luna trigger of a parade of boos and jeers as The DUs Own Personal Anti-Heroin steps out into the shadows. The only light is that of the titantron. The movie shows disturbing images of Mya musing in the gutter, angsting in her own blood and drowning her sorrows with her liquid joy. Words quickly flash between each shot; death, angel, cry, wounds, heart to name a few. She ignores the hate from the fans as she comes to the ring, occasionally she would glance up at some fans in particular and gives them a look that could burn a hole through stone. She climbs into the ring as the lights come back on again and her music slowly fades outs.] John Roe: Her opponent, accompanied to the ring by Gabriel, from London, England, weighing in at 135lbs, she is Divas Unleashed’s Personal Anti-Hero…MYA!!! [Mya disrobes of her trench coat and hands it to Gabriel; she then turns back to the ring where she is taken down by a spear from Kaci. Kaci then grabs Mya’s head and begins to repeatedly ramp her head into the canvas. The crowd boos as Star quickly rushes to the ring to help her partner, she slides under the bottom rope but Kaci has scouted this and takes her down with a spinning wheel kick. Mya is back up and holding her head, Kaci approaches her and jumps onto her shoulders attempting a Hurricanrana but Mya counters it and pushes her legs down making her land on her feet. Kaci then punches Mya in the face, and Mya returns the favor with Kaci getting the advantage and backing her into a corner before giving her a large hyped up punch to keep her there.] [Star comes from behind with an attempted swing but Kaci catches her hand and whips Star into the same corner as Mya as she collides with the former champion. Kaci then bounces onto the ropes and runs towards the piled duo, she leaps into the air with a running splash. Star then falls forward turning and landing on her back with her body sprawled as Mya then falls straight forward with her head landing in Star’s lower regions. Star pushes Mya away and holds her stomach as she gets to her feet. She grabs Star and lifts her onto her shoulders in a horizontal position, Kaci then signals for her “Diamond Doll” signature move but Mya crawls quickly along the floor and sweeps the legs of Kaci making her fall backwards with Star landing on top of her. The referee counts the cover.] [1] [Kaci gets her shoulder up and gets to her feet, Mya helps Star up as Kaci bounces to the ropes, she attempts a flying double clothesline but both women catch her in mid-air, they then slam her down to the canvas with a double spinebuster. Mya and Star then nod to each other as they run to the ropes opposite each other, Mya then comes off with a leg drop to the neck of Kaci while at the same time Star executes a senton bomb in more double team offence. The referee then grabs Mya and pushes her to the ring apron, enforcing the rules of this now handicap match. Star then draws her foot before stomping onto the various parts of Kaci making her get to her feet, Star then grabs Kaci’s wrists and twists them so that Kaci has to fall to her knees. Star then launches Kaci up into the air by her bending wrists and then pushes her forward while Star executes a sit-down slam to the Gemini member. Star then grabs Kaci’s legs, she lifts them up into a catapult position and falls backwards propelling her into the ropes. Kaci bounces and stumbles backwards, Star grabs Kaci in a dragon clutch, she then tries to execute a reverse twist of fate or a variation of her finisher but it is countered as Kaci shoves her to the ropes.] [Star comes off with a rebound as Kaci executes a powerslam, she then keeps her hold and scoops Star off the canvas putting her over her shoulder and slamming her down to the floor near a turnbuckle. Kaci ascends the turnbuckle; she leaps off backwards with a second rope splash to Star. Kaci then draws Star to her feet once again and kicks her in the shin making the Glittering Goddess bend over sharply, Kaci then grabs Star in a powerbomb position but let’s Star fall down as Kaci hooks all her limbs onto those of Star. Kaci jumps forward forcing Star’s entire body into the mat before she rolls over and pins the Pennsylvanian. The referee doesn’t get far on counting though as Mya rushes into the ring with a dropkick which catches Kaci in the face sending her off the cover.] [The referee drives Mya out of the ring as both women get to their feet with the crowd fully rallying behind Kaci. The two get to their feet after the referee gets to four on his ten counts, the pair exchange punches with Star ended up getting whipped to the ropes but Mya slaps her back slyly taking herself into the match as Star counters Kaci’s attack and whips her into the ropes. Star lies down making Kaci having to hop over her but Kaci is then taken down by the flying spear from Mya who was perched on the turnbuckle. Mya then nips up to her feet and runs to the ropes herself; she rolls on the floor and then executes a somersault leg drop to the Pinnacle. The Anti-Hero then scoops up Kaci once more and tosses her to the corner. Star then whips Mya towards Kaci when Mya shows of her gymnastic display with a handspring elbow. Mya keeps her position as she grabs Kaci’s head in a headlock, Mya runs Kaci’s face along the ropes burning her face before she makes a u-turn and plants Kaci in the ring with a bulldog.] [Mya then grabs Kaci’s legs and performs the needed twists and turns to get Kaci in a Mexican surfboard position with Kaci’s limbs being stretched in a hope for a submission victory for the Anti-Heroin. The referee has revised his rule book though as he sees Mya’s shoulders are down and begins to count her down.] [1] [2] [Mya quickly rolls out of the pin and breaks the submission making the Pinnacle land on her back; Mya then gets to her feet and grabs the shirt of the referee pulling him close as she begins to shout at him even though he is in her face. The referee threatens to disqualify her but Mya releases and turns her attention back to Kaci who is on her knees. Mya comes from behind grabbing her waist and leaning backwards sending her rival over the top of her and landing on her shoulders and neck in a releasing German suplex. Mya then scoops up Kaci and tosses her into her team corner. Mya tags in Star as Mya then picks up Kaci and lies her over her knee as Star climbs to the turnbuckle. Star leaps off with a leg drop as the double team continues. Star then poses for the fans who boo her, and “You Suck” signs are thrust into the air. Star raises Kaci to her feet by her neck, Star then gets Kaci in position and executes her finisher “Sparkling Intuition” to the woman on her ring return. Star rolls Kaci over but the sounds of sirens can be heard which distract all competitors in the match.] [The blue lights can be seen as the revving of an engine is heard, it is getting closer but no one can see where it is coming from. Suddenly and shockingly, at a high speed an ambulance bursts through the Divatron tearing a gaping hole in it as it speeds down the ramp and skids to a halt bumping into the ring making the occupants fall. The crowd is going wild for this display and the driver, naturally, is the Femme Fatale herself Crystal.] Renegade: Holy shit! Crystal just drove that ambulance through the Divatron! Do you have any idea how much those cost! Millions! [Mya enters the ring as her and Star regroup and get ready to attack, Crystal exits the vehicle and climbs onto the bonnet. Star jumps onto the top rope as her and Star goes punch to punch with Crystal getting the upper hand despite being hurt, she knees her in the mid-section and throws her from the van sending her to the floor below. Crystal then runs at Mya in the ring and leaps onto her with a flying Lou Thesz press taking her down and pummeling her. Crystal then gets up and whips Mya to the ropes, Mya bounces off and Crystal back body drops her onto the front of the ambulance as Mya collides with steel. Crystal then climbs up there with her, she grabs Mya in a wing position and raises her to her feet. Crystal nails a double arm DDT driving Mya once again into the harsh metal of the medical transport, Crystal rolls her over.] [Crystal then poses for the fans as they cheer, she grabs the top of the ambulance’s roof and propels herself up landing her feet on and springboards back off with a backflip, she lands on her feet and executes a standing moonsault in her “City of Crystal finisher move. Crystal gets up and tosses Mya into the ring as Kaci covers for their team.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners...CRYSTAL AND KACI!!! Renegade: She’s done it! After all that Mya and Star tried to do to prevent this happening, Crystal and Kaci have won! Renegade: Thanks to the help of the ambulance don’t forget! That surely wore down Mya! [Kaci and Crystal raise their arms to the crowd as they hug in the ring, but from behind comes a man with a shot to the head of Kaci with the Unleashed Championship, Crystal turns around having seeing her partner fall but is swiped in the head too. The man is the owner Shane Rockford, as Star rolls into the ring. Shane helps her up and stands with his foot on Crystal’s throat as he brings a microphone to his lips.] Shane Rockford: Crystal, after watching your petty tribute show earlier tonight it made me realize just how bad of a champion we had, that is why, I have taken the liberty of signing you an Unleashed Championship at Nuclear Pussy in hopes to restore faith to this belt. So therefore, you will defend the championship against none other than…STAR!!! Renegade: Whoa! Star and Crystal at Nuclear Pussy? Could this be the final chapter in their long running feud, could Star finally accomplish what she couldn’t?! [Shane then raises Star’s arm to the crowd who boo very loudly. Star has a smug look on her face as the show ends with Star holding up the Unleashed Championship above her head.] [The camera closes on the Unleashed logo.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue This is our show to kick off Divas Unleashed's first show of 2004, I hope you enjoyed it, I enjoyed writing it. Thanks to Chad for his matches on the card, we had a few matches signed to the Nuclear Pussy card so they will be up shortly. Thanks for participating in roleplaying this week, I know it could've been a hard week if you were returning to school or work and getting back into the swing of things so hopefully those who didn't roleplay this week have a good excuse if it's not that one. Thanks for reading, I hope 2004 will be our best year yet and I have a feeling it might be.