Friday July 30th 2004
Osaka Jo Hall, Osaka, Japan

[We see Dark Inferno arriving and piling out of a black mini-van with the stable logo and design all over it. The Japanese crowd cheer for their native superstars and they walk into the arena, Hope and Faith walk up to them and Sexy Amanda makes her way through the group with a smile across her lips.] Sexy Amanda: Ahhh, my slaves! Hope & Faith: Yes, mistress? Sexy Amanda: This feels so good to have you call me that, I’m glad you’re in the place that you deserve, picking up someone’s rubbish. No talent, and now no pride. For my first act as mistress, you will all carry our bags into the arena and if you drop them then you get will have to punch each other. If the punch isn’t good enough to draw a black eye or blood, you’ll do it again. [Christine makes her way from behind the current tag champions.] Christine: Now just hold it a second Amanda, what the hell gives you the right to be a dictator? There is some form of human rights abuse you know! I’ll sue you, I will, I’m much older and have a lot more knowledge than you are! I wouldn’t mess with me! Sexy Amanda: I’m really scared of a 50 year old woman who can’t have children so she decides to scrounge off the nearest couple she can find, and have them be gay to earn more benefits. Christine: I’m am no where near 50! And I love Hope and Faith, and I swear I will fight this little slavery, bullshit clause or whatever which I, as a legal guardian, did not agree to! [Sexy Amanda rolls her eyes and tosses her duffel bag onto Faith who stumbles backwards, and then the rest of the members do the same and their luggage piles up and eventually falls to the ground. Sexy Amanda turns and smiles with a smirk on her face, and then shouts at them.] Sexy Amanda: A black eye for both of you then! Great! Oh and slaves, go fetch Shane Rockford! We need to see him! [We cut to the credits opening where “Unintended” by Muse plays and shows cut shots of the divas in action and key moments in DU history along with a dark, haunting theme which fits the ballad-like song. We then cut to the arena where the black and silver pyros go off and ballroom dance with each other.] [We pan over the stage with a large ‘X’ for an entrance with the huge video wall next to it, and then into the audience who thrust up their signs such as “Hi, I ate ass!” “DU Has Lesbianiatus” and “Yuku knows how to cuss!” are the signs which are caught that mysteriously rhyme. We then cut to the announce team of JLT and Leah.] Leah: Welcome to Exile everybody live from Odium Gr- JLT: We’re in Osaka. Leah: Whatever. Japan is all the same, rice, hills, mountains, cats in boxes, kids cleaning cars, getting hit with cars, I mean what the hell is with this stupid country? It’s getting on my nerves. I can’t wait until we leave! God! JLT: And hello to all our viewers in Japan watching on NAO1 tonight! We’re live and we have an explosive return show for you tonight. We have Kaci Russell main eventing against long-time rival Yuku Shiro with Kaci’s hubby as her partner and a mystery one for Yuku. Which is becoming a little bit trademark-ish. Leah: Trademark-ish? Shall I get you a dictionary for your birthday? My bet’s on her baby daughter Sakura being her partner, she’s mannish and sucks on nipples. Although I’m really looking forward to seeing the match you know, it should be fun seeing an untrained person wrestle Lady Devil Fist! JLT: Okay, this introduction is getting worse and worse! Let’s just shut up with the Japan criticism and nipple sucking! We have DU’s first ever “Culture Match” where two Japanese captains team up to take on the rival team, we do not know the rules as of yet but there are things around the arena which have been curled off in black sheets! Jade and Angel are the captains. Leah: My money’s on Angel. She has superpowers! We also have a rematch between Icenique and Mya which ended because of Laura previously, now they hope to settle the score in a match where interference is barred! That means the Occult is banned from ringside! JLT: Speaking of the Occult, the sexy lady that is Lilith battles Tara Lee-Shiro. Tara has said she has an announcement tonight, we have no clue what that is. But we do that we will find out who becomes the heir to the Rockford State throne as we crown a number one contender in a six-pack challenge. Leah: My money is on Dana Dameson, she has beginner’s luck on her side. A lot of women in that much are newcomers though, it’ll be good to sort the boys from the men so to speak. Except that they’re women. Also we have Hope and Faith, our current tag champs in action against a debuting team. JLT: Brandy Dahl has reportedly broken her ankle, so we have a mystery presenter called Ashley doing her show with Christine tonight. Tequila and Shane are both hear, they were smooching in the parking lot. And will we find out which divas will challenge Kaci? Leah: YAY! [Backstage we see Hope and Faith pushing the bags along a trolley bitching to one another. Hope shoves Faith off and Faith shoves her back, Christine comes to the rescue and separates them. Krysta Taylor and a camera crew enter, with Krysta sticking a microphone into the tag champion’s faces.] Krysta Taylor: I’m backstage! LIVE! Yes! LIVE! Hope, Faith, old lady. What are your thoughts on the first dose of slavery that Sexy Amanda put on you moments ago? [Hope shoves Faith into Christine.] Hope Clarkson: Well Krysta… [Hope grabs Krysta by the cheeks and plants a huge kiss on her in front of Faith, Faith rolls her eyes as Christine watches with shock on her face. Hope then ends the kiss and speaks into the microphone. Krysta is stunned.] Hope Clarkson: As I was saying. If Sexy Amanda thinks we are going to separate because of her slavery, and like you saw just now, her getting us to hit each other. We’re married, I don’t walk away from marriages as I love my wife. Especially when she puts handcuffs on me, and the strap on and when it pulsates m- Krysta Taylor: This is a family show… [Faith cuts in and pulls the microphone to her as Hope starts to feel herself. Christine slaps her hands not to.] Faith Clarkson: What Hope is trying to say is we couldn’t care less about being slaves. It’s such a turn-on, having to wait on Amanda, who herself we wouldn’t turn down to a threesome. I admit it’s a pain in the ass running chores for people, and lets be honest here, Dark Inferno are anything but worthy. Christine may not like it, but if Amanda thinks she can try to form a wedge between us she’s wrong. She need to learn how to play a game that we’re not the masters of. Hope Clarkson: That’s right. [Hope and Faith turn and embrace in a passionate kiss as Krysta turns to the camera and tries to block them from view.] Krysta Taylor: Back to you guys at ringside! [Hope then shoves Krysta away making her land on her butt as Christine chuckles.] Krysta Taylor: Ow! You bitch! [Hope Clarkson then looks down evilly at Krysta whose mouth and remarks close at seeing her face. Suddenly on the screen behind her fans cheer as Sexy Amanda appears standing looking into the camera lens.] Sexy Amanda: Hope and Faith. My slaves. Do you think your interview was supposed to scare me? It was pathetic! I don’t care as I can see through the mask you’re trying to create that your relationship is crumbling. Anyway, I have another action for you. Go speak to Angel and tell her to come to our office. Oh, and slaves, if you lose your in your next fight, whenever that may be. I’m going to have you locked in a very small cupboard for several hours. Ciao. [The screen goes black as Christine picks up piece of the carnage set and smashes it in making Krysta hide and the Clarksons jump backwards. Christine screams as we cut to Leah and JLT.] Leah: Christine’s a PIRNF. A Psycho I’d Rather Not Fuck. Did you see what she did to that $25, 000 dollar plasma screen! Did you see that! She needs anger management. And did you see that lesbian kissing, they need a room! JLT: I did see all that, what else is knew? I want to know why Dark Inferno want to talk to Angel though? I wonder if they can find her, she seems to be mastering a disappearing act recently. Leah: Hope and Faith and the PIRNF are coming to the ring next. Can you make sure everything is glassed so it doesn’t harm, like in the movies, and also get me a SWAT suit! With mace! I would love to spray that in her face! PIRNF! PIRNF! PIRNF! PIRFN! JLT: Shut the hell up! [Laura is seen entering the hallway, she looks around and mutters a swear word. She moves her head and we see Icenique standing behind her in the darkness. Laura walks forward and suddenly falls to the floor on her stomach, she sits back up and sees a small wire taped between the door. Icenique yells and tosses a bucket of yellow liquid over her and Laura squeals with horror.] JLT: Is that urine? Leah: Gross! [Icenique chuckles as Laura goes through swearwords.] Icenique: You messed with the wrong bitch! Laura: You f*cking b!tch! I’ll f*cking kill you! You c*nt! [Icenique smirks as she walks away with a smirk upon her face. Austin Mack suddenly rushes up to her as Laura wipes the mess from her eyes. Austin stands there.] Laura: Don’t just f*cking stand there you d*ck! [Austin faces screws up in disgust. He then makes a ‘gun fire’ sound with his mouth, and deliberately falls to the floor clutching his legs and screaming mock pain.] Austin Mack: Ow! Laura! Ow! Those kids! Owww, this really hurts! Those kids! Ouch! Those kids shot me with their pellet gun! It went through my leg! Laura: What?! [We cut back to ringside.] Leah: Do you spell gross? That scene right there! How disgusting is it! Talk about a golden shower, looks more like a golden bath! Payback’s one hell of a bitch! Rockford State Contendership Match Dana Dameson v Erica "The Hammer" Lopez v Razor v Reiko Hinamoto JLT: We try to get back on schedule away from lesbianism, golden showers with our contendership for the Rockford State Championship. They’ll get the chance to fight Jade at the pay per view, Massacre in the Orient. Leah: We have two new divas, and only fairly new. Actually, all are pretty new. I like new stuff. Especially new cars, they smell so gorgeous then your stupid dog has to be sick all over the backseat and the smell never seams to go away. JLT: Riight. [We cut to the ring where Reiko Hinamoto makes her way down and slides under the bottom rope, she poses on the turnbuckle and jumps down. The referee calls for the bell as Erica “The Hammer” Lopez dashes toward Razor and clothesline her to the canvas. Dana and Reiko look on as Erica picks up Razor and nails a few shots to the face before heading to the ropes. She hits them but Reiko plants a foot in her back, Erica turns around and swings her but Hinamoto ducks and nails a forearm to her face. The two scramble the ropes.] [Meanwhile Razor finds her feet but from behind comes Dana Dameson with a bulldog planting her onto the canvas. Dana applies a headlock in the centre of the ring. Reiko then Irish whips Erica making her hop over Dana and Razor and hitting the opposite side, Reiko dropkicks Erica in the face as she hops making her fall back onto the other competitors.] JLT: Slick move. [Reiko then picks up Dana off the canvas, she pushes her to the ropes and clotheslines her over the top of it. Reiko then does the same with Erica, when she goes to pick up Razor the sharp diva when she pulls Reiko down into a cover.] [1] [2] [Reiko rolls out. From behind leaping onto her comes Dana Dameson who lands on her shoulders and executes a reverse hurricanrana but Reiko lands on her feet and smirks, she turns around though and is met by a right hand from Erica which sends her straight to the canvas.] [Razor gets to her feet and whips Dana to the ropes, she and Erica team up and nail a flapjack. They then shake hands and Razor and Erica pick up Hinamoto, with Erica getting her into a powerbomb position and Razor thrusting her into the canvas.] JLT: It looks like we have a temporary alliance. Although with what the outcome of this match holds, I’m not sure how long it will last. Leah: Jamie, you’re so negative. This could be a friendship which lasts a lifetime. JLT: Sure it will. [Erica and Razor then pick up Dana in their clutches again with Erica lifting her above her head and then tossing her down onto Razor’s knee. Erica then decides to cover but Razor pulls her off, Erica shoves Razor and Razor does the same back. Erica is about to strike Razor when Reiko grabs her arm and flips her with a Japanese arm drag. Erica rolls to her feet and is met by an elbow, Razor runs at her but gets a shoulder block.] Leah: See, I told you wouldn’t last long! Reiko seems to be dominating this match so far though. Reiko then corners Razor and props her onto the top turnbuckle, she climbs to the top rope with her and tries to execute a superplex but Razor shoves her to the floor and she falls to her back, she quickly gets back up and Razor launches onto her with a flying body press taking her to the floor.] [Dana Dameson then executes her finisher a stalling snap powerbomb called the “Dana Bomb” slamming Erica down into the canvas, she then covers.] [1] [2] [Razor breaks up the account by landing on her back, Dana gets to her feet and tries to clothesline Razor counters it into her “Bleeder” flatliner finisher planting Dana on the canvas, Razor rolls her over.] [1] [2] [3] [Reiko at the last second dropkicks Razor sending her bouncing out of the ring but it is too late as the bell sounds and Razor is declared the winner. “Papercut” by Linkin Park plays.] JLT: Razor won, she will face Jade at the pay per view! Leah: I wonder if she has just forfeited a chance for the Unleashed Championship? Considering that she was in the running with Star, they had to decide? JLT: Wow, Leah! I’m impressed you said something non-racist, sexiest or otherwise! Leah: I know. I’m learning! But the other divas were impressive in this match, I’ll take my bra off to them. JLT: Okay, you ruined it. [We find ourselves in an “Earlier Today” scenario and we see Lilith twirling and smiling with no teeth at in a mirror. She appears to be wearing a long black dress which she has torn at the stomach to reveal a long Satanic symbol. A man with a black hood walks up to her from behind.] Man: Is it to your liking, your majesty? Lilith: Yes, I love it. I’ll wear it! Wait until he sees me in this. He’ll want to be saving thousands of pennies for the ferryman. Man: Excellent. When is the big day? Lilith: It’s on August 29th 2004. I can’t wait. Me and Renegade, I love his name. Renegade, it has an aura of anti-Christ. Renegade. Say it with me! Man: Renegade. Lilith: See it rolls off your tongue. But you know as God is my father and everything, what an asshole for a father, what a horrible father. But because he’s too busy in heaven chewing on his grapes, I think Charon will walk me down the aisle. I can’t wait to see what Renegade looks like in a cage, crucified and as my husband. You know I’ll think I’ll wear this dress to my match tonight, give the wretched world a preview. [The camera pans around to see Renegade being pushed into the room by Lilith’s daughter Charmion. He is very pale, almost ghostly from his Puerto Rican skin and has blood stains from his eyes. Lilith walks up to him and takes his face in her hands.] Lilith: My baby! You’re so beautiful! I can’t wait until we’re wed! [Lilith then kisses “Infested” Renegade as the screen fades to black.] Standard Match Lilith v Tara Lee-Shiro JLT: Next up we have Tara Lee-Shiro facing Lilith in a standard match. Lilith has been busy planning her wedding as we saw, and that could work to Tara’s advantage as her mind is elsewhere. Leah: Remember this is also Lilith and Tara’s first time being in the ring together, it should be a fun match! ["Bitch" by Mederith Brooks hits the arena, Tara enters the arena from the right curtain. Runs down the ramp. Hitting fans hands on her way. Enters the Ring over middle rope. Wiggling her ass to the fans] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing from Raleigh, North Carolina, at a weight of 128lbs…TARA LEE-SHIRO!!! ["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage and Charmion emerges from under the stage and a circle of fire on a crucifix gagged at the mouth and arms. Lilith also comes out of the fire with three huskey dogs on one lead. Charmion's limbs are all dressed in black ribbon as Lilith walks to the ring with the three dogs and Charmion following behind.] John Roe: Introducing her opponent: from Cherry Falls, Hell, weighing in at a weight of 166lbs and to be accompanied to the ring by Charmion…LILITH!!!! [The match kicks into action straight away as Tara slides right into the ring and leaps at Lilith with a vicious spear, sending her down to the canvas with a thud!!! She follows through with successive punches to Lilith's head as the poor thing screeches like a banchee. Tara finally decides to give Lilith a break (mostly because of the smell), but fakes and quickly slips on a basic headlock. Lilith continues to screech and scream, but she tries to get momentum going... at least, she nearly would have, had Tara not hit a swiftly-executed swinging DDT, sending Lilith to the floor out cold!!! ] JLT: Tara is currently making good work of Lilith, and that’s saying something. Lilith is practically a giant, and just look at her! Leah: If you run into her on a dark alley, you’d keep on running. [ Tara follows through with a quick enzirugi to the head as Lilith stumbles up and back down to the canvas, and locks on a Figure Four leglock, as we are laid witness to something we haven't seen from Tara in a while - a renewed aggressive streak. She wrenches the submission manouver onto Lilith, who tries her hardest to escape from Tara's amazingly strong leg and crotch grip, but her years of practice and hard work are making it difficult for Lilith to break free. Practise at what however is not something we can tell you. Tara eventually lets go of the hold as she gets no response from Lilith. Tara quickly thinks of a new game plan as Lilith stumbles around like Kaci Russell after a trip to Las Vegas. ] Leah: Again Tara is currently winning right now, maybe Lilith mind is elsewhere. I wonder if Renegade is watching this match, he is a former wrestler, maybe he’ll come to the ring to help her out? JLT: Sadly, he won’t. He was too scared to sit down once because there was a spider on his seat. [ Tara quick steps around Lilith and hits a comfortable Russian Side Leg Sweep, following with a quick pin attempt! ] [1] [ Kick-out by Lilith! But Tara goes for another pinfall! ] [1] [ Kick-out by Lilith again! Tara looks quite frustrated, but she keeps her composure, and goes for her patented Pedigree!!! But Lilith immediately launches out of nowhere with a furious spear!!! She picks up Tara and hits a HARD spinebuster that has Tara screaming in agony, but the torment isn't over as Lilith repeatedly hits successive spinebusters on Tara!!! She finally lets her lay on the ground, but then goes straight for her legs and starts to spin poor Tara around the ring, while holding onto her legs! She lets go and Tara goes flying out of the ring and hits the floor head first!!! ] Leah: Bitch made me spill my drink! I hope she gets pounded now! [ Lilith quickly rushes to the outside, and picking Tara up, she throws her back into the ring, choosing to slap on a tough STF. Tara tries not to succumb to Lilith's attempts, but the struggle proves too much as Tara ends up submitting to Lilith! ] JLT: Lilith is the winner! Leah: Wait, this isn’t Lilith’s music? [Beautiful by Creed erupts from the PA system as Caitlin Fairchild comes barreling down the ramp way like a mad woman, eyes locked on Lilith as the crowd erupts!!] JLT: Here comes Fairchild, and she's hopping mad!! Leah: With good reason!! [Tara is pulled out of the ring by Charmion and tossed into the barricade. Caitlin dives into the ring, and gets up spearing Lilith driving her into the mat, then begins to wail on her! Lilith tries her best to fight back, but is over powered by a fresh Caitlin, while Lilith is still recovering from her match with Tara!] JLT: At the LAST Exile Lilith threw Caitlin's best friend and manager Free Fall off the top of the ramp way! Now it appears she's here for vengeance! Leah: She's pissed off!! [Charmion seeing her mother hammered to bits summons up some courage, dives into the ring, and jumps on top of the Amazon pulling at her hair! Caitlin stands up with ease lifting the 14 year old on her back into the air, while her mother in no condition to fight tries to exit the ring to recover! Caitlin grabs Charmion and flips her over slamming her into the mat with authority causing the young girl to squeal clutching her back. Fairchild turns seeing Lilith trying to flee and grabs her dress pulling her back into the ring!] JLT: She's got her again! Leah: She better get out of there! [As Lilith fights to get away from Caitlin's iron grip the straps to her dress tear causing her to still out of her dress to the floor butt naked! The crowd erupts in shock as Lilith lets out a bloodcurdling scream!] JT: HOLY SHIT!! Lilith is as naked as the day she walked into the earth...or risen from hell or... Leah: Whatever! I'm about to puke! [Caitlin throws the dress aside, as Lilith tries to get to her feet, walks over the top rope hopping down to the floor, walks over to the timekeepers table, THROWS him off his chair, grabs it, and folds it up. Caitlin then breaks into a run with chair in hand, as a wide-eyed and naked Lilith breaks into a run for her life up the ramp way with Caitlin giving chase!] JLT: Fairchild is closing in on her! Leah: RUN FOREST! RUN!! [Lilith makes it to the top of the ramp way, but before she can make it to the back, she's clobbered by a thunderous chair shot to the skull sending her face first into the steel!] JLT: Damn! Leah: That head's going to be ringing for days! [Caitlin tosses the chair aside, picks up Lilith dragging her to the edge of the ramp way, and cinches her in, cameras get a shot of the tables below with appears to be her target!] JLT: Oh no... Leah: Lilith is about to get FUBAR! JLT: What the hell is FUBAR now? Leah: FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION!!! [Before Caitlin can hoist Lilith up for the powerbomb Charmion comes screaming up the ramp way with a steel chair held high. Caitlin releases Lilith who drops to the floor still unconscious and hits a boot slamming the steel chair off Charmion's face! The young girl crumbles to the mat.] JLT: Good lord! Leah: Ain't gonna save her now! She's damned! [Caitlin looks at Lilith, then looks at Charmion. She screws her face up, and reaches down grabbing the young girl by her hair pulling her to her knees. Caitlin cinches her in, and hoists her up for a power bomb!] JLT: Oh no! NO! CAITLIN!! SHE'S ONLY 14 YEARS OLD!! DON'T DO THIS!! Leah: She's gonna break her in half!! [Caitlin executes the power bomb hurling Charmion 15 feet of the ramp way and crashing THROUGH two tables at the bottom! The crowd erupts in shock as Charmion's body lay motionless on top of the broken tables. Beautiful by Creed erupts from the PA system as Caitlin looks down at the destruction she's caused with an evil smirk, before back pedaling to the back, while Lilith slowly comes to.] JLT: I can't believe Caitlin did that!! I can't believe she COULD do that!! Leah: I can! She's a friggin monster!! That's what she is!! Fine she's got beef with the mother, but she just power bombed a 14 YEAR OLD kid through two table off a 15 foot ramp way! She should be locked up for assault! JLT: Ladies and gentlemen the EMT'S have just hit the scene...what turned into a grudge fight got WAY out of hand, and the victim in the end is Lilith's young daughter Charmion...you can bet that when Lilith comes to she's going to be out for blood, this war between Fairchild and Lilith has gone straight to the PERSONAL FILE...we've got more action to come after this folks! [We cut backstage to where Kaci Russell is with husband Wade Robson. Kaci is wearing her ring attire whereas Wade is dressed casually. We tune into there conversation where it appears they are having an argument.] Wade Robson: Who even liked Dirrty?! Kaci Russell: ERM! The Europeans?! You’re just jealous because we did the whore thing so much better than Britney! Wade Robson: I’m A Slave 4 U owned Dirrty. End of case. Kaci Russell: Ugh, Wade you really piss me off! Wade Robson: Huh? Kaci Russell: We haven’t seen each other in what? A month? Two? Yet you’re too busy arguing about your stupid routines. Has it occurred to you we haven’t even consummated our marriage? Wade Robson: I thought you were going to wait. Like until you got married. Like Jessica Simpson, you know, have you heard from her? She- Kaci Russell: Wade! Wade Robson: What?! Kaci Russell: You’re such a turn on! [Kaci pulls Wade by his shirt and slams him onto the leather couch in their luxury locker room, she straddles him when there is a knock at the door. Kaci turns to it, angry as Katrina walks in.] Kaci Russell: Can you see where in the middle of something here Kat? You should know, you’re a sexoholic! Go away! [Katrina sighs and exits the locker room slamming the door, Kaci tuts as she and Wade kiss. We cut to the commentary team.] JLT: Is Exile just lesbians, golden showers, sex? What have we done to wrestling! What have WE done! Leah: We’ve made it possibly to watch people get their freak on. Did you see what they’re doing back there! Don’t cut away from that! JLT: If this gets any worse I’m resigning. How low can we get? Leah: How about a 17 year old British girl whose never appeared on television before, yet along been in America and now gets her own interview show just because she’s Mya’s long lost, once removed, second cousin’s neice? JLT: Here’s Ashley everyone. Right after another annoying commercial break advertising for Pepsi. Again! -Commercial Break- Ashley Interviews... Christine [The ring is set up with a pink shag rug covering the canvas, pink butterfly chairs, and pink feather boas looped around the ring ropes. "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls begins to blare over the sound system and pink lights fill the arena. Ashley T. Bopper emerges from behind the screen, her eyes wide and her mouth agape. She is wearing a white baby tee with Justin Timberlake's face on it, pink shorts, and pink Keds sneakers. She skips down to the ring and climbs in, grinning from ear to ear. Her braces shine under the lights. The music dies down and the crowd begins to murmur. A ref hands Ashley a mic.] Ashley: Hello! I am Ashley T. Bopper and I am very glad to be here in DU! [The crowd cheers.] Ashley: Let me give you a little background into myself. I'm from Surrey, that's in England. And I looooooove the Backstreet Boys, *N Sync, McFly, Busted, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, the Sugababes, and of course, our fair queen, Posh! [She squeals and jumps up and down.] Ashley: I know a girl who knows a girl who's brother's best friend's uncle's second cousin saw Posh shopping at Harrods! I shop there, too!!! [Again, she squeals. Several boo's come from the audience, but are quickly silenced. She sits down in a chair and sighs happily.] Ashley: My first EVER guest is the manager of those lush birds, Hope and Faith Clarkson, Christine Lockhart! [Hope and Faith's entrance, only Christine comes out. She sits in the chair opposite Ashley and takes a mic from a ref.] Ashley: Hello Christine and welcome to my brand new show! Christine: Always a pleasure. Ashley: Tell me, what's it like being the manager for two rising stars? Christine: It's a big pleasure, no pun intended. I was glad to meet Faith when I did, I saved her from quite a big load of trouble. I helped Hope blossom into a thing of beauty and a powerful wrestler. I'm thankful every day that I met these two wonderful women and helped them on so many levels. Their rise to stardom is just icing on the cake. Ashley: That's beautiful. That's really awesome. So how did you meet each of these ladies? Christine: I met Faith when she was working in oil matches and foxy boxing. I taught her how to truly fight and I then invited her to come to the MFWA, which stands for the Mid-west Female Wrestling Association. And with Hope, I met her in a bar where she was involved in a quite large bar fight. I took her on and then got her to join MFWA. Both women became my protegés and they grew to love one another. Ashley: Awwww! It's like a fairy tale! Cheers to you. Christine: Thank you. Ashley: Do you enjoy being here in DU? Christine: Most certainly. It's a big progression for me and the girls. We love every second of it. The divas are wonderful, the fans are amazing, and the opportunities are endless. [Ashley opens her mouth to ask another question when Holly Wentz slides into the ring with a sledgehammer. She holds it above Christine's head and Ashley screams. Christine looks back, gasps, and shoves her chair back, knocking Holly over. Holly gets up and reaches for the sledgehammer. Christine smacks her mic against Holly's forehead, stunning the other woman. Christine then takes her pink butterfly chair, folds it up, and proceeds to beat Holly with it. She works on Holly's knees, until her left knee is swelled into the size of a baseball. Ashley clambers out of the ring and hides behind JLT, sniffling, her cheeks bright red and her eyes puffy. Referees come form the back and separate Christine from Holly. She drops the chair and leaves the ring. Holly is put onto a stretcher and rolled to the back, moaning in pain. Ashley grabs a mic.] Ashley: Thanks for joining me...next week, maybe I'll get to have a decent interview...maybe with a Backstreet Boy? [Ashley walks around the ring blowing kisses to the fans as Holly writhes in pain, Ashley steps over her. She then throws her chewing gum at a young boy in the audience with shaggy hair, except it gets stuck in his hair and he starts swearing at her.] JLT: I think Holly is injured! Where the hell was Team X? Ashley is already getting on my nerves. Holly could have internal bleeding and she’s throwing gum at “lush blokes” in the audience! Leah: Christine is a PIRNF, PIRNF. P-I-R-N-F! Psycho! Psycho! JLT: Shut. The Hell. Up! [Katrina is seen backstage, she walks into Shane’s office and slams her fist down on the desk. She then begins to shout as Tequila gets up from her position on the leather sofas.] Katrina: Shane! You better do something about this total bias feeling you, Kristin, the whore Tequila and everyone else has to Kaci. What the hell is with her? She isn’t a goddess! I want to slap everyone! Kristin is so besotted with Kaci now, it’s unbelievable. YOU sort it out! [Katrina then leaves the desk and slams the door behind her, when she pulls it, it reveals Kristin Wallace-Hudson standing behind her with a menacing glare about her face. She shakes her head as we pan to Shane and Tequila who have a shocked look on her face.] Tequila: Who was that? [Angel is seen in a corridor backstage. In front of her stand the Dark Inferno members of Jade, Azrael, Sexy Amanda and Yuku Shiro. Angel frowns and stares at the floor, Amanda goes to touch her shoulder but she moves out of the way and stares a hole into her.] Sexy Amanda: Angel, we’re here to offer you a proposition. As you may notice, we are in the great land that is Japan. Your hometown. Dark Inferno’s hometown. Angel: Japan is not a town. Sexy Amanda: Homeland then… [Suddenly a scream is heard as a woman comes from behind to Angel, hitting her in the back with a crowbar. Angel falls to the floor and Dark Inferno step back and watch the scene unfold, the woman is identified as Angel’s former manager Lei Yu pounds the crowbar into her back a few more times.] [Lei Yu then exchanges glances with Dark Inferno who seem confused, pleased and slightly scared for the sadistic Japan native. Lei Yu then spins and turns and walks away leaving Angel writhing in pain on the floor.] JLT: Do you think that was a set up? Leah: I don’t know. Angel is hurt though! Standard Match Icenique v Mya JLT: Now we have Icenique versus Mya. Part 2. With no interference, a good clean match after Laura interfered in the other one. So Mya is Occult-less and Icenique doesn’t really have any major allies, but she does have enemies so Laura can’t mess this one for her. [Icenique is in the ring and preparing for her match, “The Watchtower” by Cult of Luna hits as Mya walks out with Gabriel and he has Cerberus on a lead. Mya looks around as Icenique frowns. Mya puts the microphone to her lips.] Mya: Icenique, I don’t care about this match. In fact, I don’t care about you and Laura either. I’m going to forfeit it to you because I have things to do, I have stuff to take care of. Business actually. I do have an announcement, Lilith will be the Occult member challenging Kaci. And Icenique, you should really look over your shoulder more, because you never know whose going to stab you in the back! [Suddenly from behind comes Laura with a chair making Icenique fall to the floor below. Mya leaves the ring and Austin Mack walks down the arena with a bucket full of material. He enters the ring as Laura pulls handcuffs from her pants, she hits Icenique in the head with them and then chains her together at the wrists. Austin hands her the bucket which makes her heave a little.] JLT: Can you smell that? Leah: Yes. [Laura then picks up the bucket and turns it upside over Icenique’s making the brown googy material inside splatter all over her. The fans boo as JLT makes it clear what it is actually is that Icenique is being drenched in.] JLT: That’s dog poop! Leah: YUCK! [Laura then kicks Icenique in the face and shoves the Stripped Championship onto her, she and Austin Mack leave the ring as Icenique rolls around the floor trying to get herself freed from the handcuffs.] -Massacre in the Orient Commercial- [We find ourselves with Yuku Shiro who is dressed in her very revealing Lady Devil Fist regalia, she smirks at herself in the mirror. Suddenly the lights go out and a crash is heard, they resume seconds later to see Yuku Shiro drenched in blue liquid which looks like blood. Yuku seethes with anger as she picks up a towel and tries to wipe it off only to find it is hard to remove, Yuku then slams her fist into the ladder and walks to the ring.] JLT: What was that? Leah: Angel! So obvious! Tag Team Match Kaci Russell & Wade Robson v Yuku Shiro v ??? JLT: Next up, we have Kaci and her husband Wade Robson against Yuku Shiro and a mystery partner. I have my suspicions about who it will be but I’m not going to say yet. Leah: I bet it’s Renegade. JLT: Enough about Renegade. [Music plays as Kaci Russell walks out with her husband next to her, her title is on her shoulder. Wade Robson stands next to her as they walk down to the ring together, they enter the ring and Kaci whispers something into Wade’s ear and he smirks and nods.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing the first team, at a weight of 267lbs, The Duke and Duchess of Dance…KACI RUSSELL & WADE ROBSON!!! Leah: Wade’s kind of cute, and black I hear? JLT: What?! [The lights go out in the arena as Piece by Piece by Strata erupt from the PA system. Yuku Shiro ascents through the ramp way with her arms wrapped around her body, while her eyes gleam in the darkness. A HUGE explosion detonates spewing flames from the ramp way revealing her to the crowd. Her hair styled like that of devil wings; two strands on the front styled up two thin antenna like horns. She also has large long canine implanted fangs used for biting, which she rarely shows. Under her eyes are red and black make-up markings, which look like tears. She’s naked for the most part aside from the blue leather like prosthetics, which cover her body; a special thong blue leather prosthetic with a long blue furry prosthetic tail is attached to her tailbone is used to cover her nether regions giving her a truly demonic look. Clear nude pasties cover her nipples to make it appear the same as her skin. Her outfit is finished off with long leather blue prosthetics gloves and boots, which make her, appear to have hands and feet like a demon. Yuku slowly strolls down to the ring as flames shoot up from BOTH side of her down to the ramp way.] Leah – And here comes the Queen Bitch herself…or should I say Demon? JLT: I think anyone or the analogies would suitably fit Yuku’s character right about now…her aggressive nature as of late has been both deplorable and sadistic to say the least. Leah: Wow…big words… [Shiro slowly walks up the steel steps, and dips low between the first and second ropes into the ring.] Leah: That outfit leaves NOTHING to the imagination… JLT: Be glad this is a cable station…or we’d be shut down by now… [Shiro walks to the center of the ring, and reveals two matches in her hand. The Lady Devil Fist snaps her fingers sparking the matches. She then places the matches to her lips and SPITS a clear liquid out IGNITING a flame spewing it like a Dragon or Flamethrower!! Yuku turns around in a circle sending the flame EVERYWHERE causing EVERYONE in the ring to dive out for cover!!] Leah: HOLY SHIT! I HATE WHEN SHE DOES THAT!! JLT: It just got hot up in here folks! Leah: (Sings) It’s getting hot in here! So take off all your clothes! (Stops.) Wait…Yuku has done that already. JLT: Funny. [Yuku puts out the flames by slowly placing them in her mouth, and sucking on them to put them out. She then, pulls them out breathing smoke through her mouth and nostrils while rolling her eyes back before tossing them away. Shiro regaining her composure asks for a microphone as she turns to address Russell and her husband.] Yuku Shiro: Before we begin this match, I just want to say to Kaci and her husband…congratulations on your marriage, may you live up to your wedding vows, especially the one that emphasizes…TILL DEATH TO US PART. Leah: This is one SICK bitch we got up in that ring. JLT: No argument there… Yuku Shiro: (Smiles.) Which brings us to my mystery male tag partner for tonight…someone you know VERY well Kaci, because you were the one who snubbed him at my wedding. JLT: Say what? Who the hell is she talking about? Leah: Probably some dweeb trying to loose his virginity to a REAL woman, who knows what freaks Shiro, knows. Yuku Shiro: (Points to the ramp way.) Allow me to introduce to you; hailing from Unified Wrestling Alliance under the Fallout Championship Wrestling Banner…with 15 Championships to his credit, he is the CURRENT FCW Intercontinental Champion! At a height of 7 FOOT!! [The crowd erupts in shock as Kaci and her husband look at each other in disbelief!] Leah: WHAT? JLT: Oh no… Yuku Shiro: Weighing in at 490 lbs, he is also my OLDER BROTHER!! Coming to the ring at this time, allow me to introduce to you RAOH “THE CONQUEROR” SHIRO!! JLT: OH NO!! [I Stand Alone by God Smack erupt from the PA system as the fans turn in shock to see Yuku’s massive brother walk out to the ring in his ring attire bare chest showing his massive diesel physique. He has the tattoo of a tiger head on his huge left peck, and a HUGE tattoo of a dragon running down his oak tree of a right arm! Over his shoulder is a championship belt which read FCW Intercontinental Champion; he’s decked out with huge leather forearm bands, gold leather jeans, black biker boots, and spiked metal shin guards. Huge explosions boom as Raoh slowly heads to the ring with a cocky smile on his face with his eyes locked on Kaci while she stands looking at him pale white with terror. Kaci’s husband holds her close trying his best to act brave as Yuku stands there with an evil smile on her face, while her older brother nears the ring.] JLT: THAT’S the man who put JAKE in the hospital when Yuku and her wife defended their tag titles against Felicity and Valeria Sanchez!! Leah: We might get a repeat of that tonight!! NO WAY IN HELL is Kaci and husband going to win this match, Yuku has brought in the BIG GUNS; she’s definitely out for blood tonight! [Raoh hops on the apron, and steps OVER the top rope with authority backing up the Unleashed Champion and her husband. Shiro takes his title and holds it high letting out a thunderous roar; Raoh walks over to his sister nodding his head, tosses his title belt to the ring attendant, and stands behind her, towering over her while staring down Russell and her husband who by now have no clue how they’re going to get out of this. Yuku tosses the ring announcer the microphone, and talks to her brother trying to decide who will go first.] Leah: If that’s the guy Kaci snubbed at Yuku’s wedding I’m betting the FARM, she regrets it now! JLT: This isn’t funny anymore Leah! Kaci and her husband are in big trouble! Somebody could get really hurt here tonight! Leah: Who’s joking? This goes to show how STUPID our Unleashed Champion is! She can be a whore when it comes to a boy band, but when it comes to something like THAT she decides to be the Virgin Mary? I bet you if she had sucked him off in the bathroom one time she wouldn’t be in this predicament! JLT: LEAH!! ENOUGH! [Wade decides that he wants to go in first, much to a reluctant Kaci’s disapproval. Yuku smiles, and tells her older brother that she’s going in first. Raoh smirks and nods his head as he steps over the ropes to his corner. Wade stretches stands there shaking her head smiling at him.] JLT: It looks like we’re going to start this match off with an inter- gender match up. Leah: I see and inter-gender ass kicking from the looks at it, what the hell is Kaci’s husband again, a dance? What’s he going to do… vogue Yuku to death? [Wade and Shiro circle each other ready to square off, they immediately lock up and begin to struggle for power, there is a power struggle between the two until Shiro shows her skill by throwing Wade into an arm drag to the mat, but holds on locking Wade into an arm bar. Shiro cinches it in as Wade gets to one knee with an irritated look on his face.] JLT: Yuku with a textbook arm drag arm-bar on Wade. [Wade circles around Shiro, and then executes a one handed somersault to break the hold, grabs Yuku arm and counters locking it into an arm wrench of his own.] JLT: Counter by Wade! Leah: Apparently Kaci has been teaching her husband some tricks! [Shiro executes the same one handed somersault to break the hold, but Wade draws her in and executes a hard judo flip sending Shiro up, over and onto her tail bone! Yuku quickly rolls to her feet against the ropes clutching her spine with an irritated painful look on her face as Wade stands there ready for her.] JLT: Now that was impressive! I guess Wade’s not the push over he seems to be. Leah: Lucky move. [Wade and Shiro circle each other again ready to square off, they immediately lock up and begin to struggle for power, Wade quickly shows his strength pushing Shiro back, but Yuku shows her skill by throwing Wade into an arm drag to the mat. Wade rolls out of it getting to his feet as Shiro leaps up show boating for the crowd.] Leah: Told you little parlor tricks aren’t going to save Wade against a wrestler with the caliber of Yuku. [Wade and Shiro circle each other ready to square off again, they lock up again to begin another power struggle. Wade pushes Shiro back again, but this time Yuku ducks down catching Wade over her shoulder, and tosses him with ease to the mat with a fireman's carry. Wade sits up disgusted as Yuku hops to her feet show boating again for the crowd.] JLT: Shiro with a fireman's carry on Robinson with ease. Leah: Wade is no match for Yuku! She's just too damn good! [As Wade gets to his feet and turns around Shiro walks over to Wade and gives him a light slap across the face. The crowd boos as Yuku laughs at Wade with his head down.] JLT: That was uncalled for. Leah: Wade gets bitch-slapped by the Queen Bitch! BWHAHAHAHAHA! [As Shiro mocks Robinson, out of nowhere Wade nails Shiro in the face with a thunderous bitch slap! Yuku grabs her face looking at Wade with a furious look.] Leah: What? HE HIT A GIRL! JLT: Laugh now! Was THAT funny? [Raoh barks at his sister to let him in, but Yuku doesn’t listen to him as her and Wade lock up again Wade hits a surprising drop toe hold on Yuku. Wade puts his right knee on the back of Yuku and starts to slap Yuku in the back of the head.] JLT: Wade giving Shiro a taste of her own medicine! Leah: Some husband Kaci has, beating up on a woman! JLT: This is an inter-gender tag match you idiot! [Wade stands up and lets Yuku up. Wade then delivers a graceful standing drop kick stunning Yuku dropping her to the mat. Wade jumps up, runs over to the rope and bounces off, comes in and hits an awkward hard elbow on Yuku causing the crowd to erupt and her husband to go ballistic as Kaci cheers him on!] JLT: Wade keeping up the momentum!! Leah: I don’t believe I’m seeing this!! Kaci’s husband kicking Yuku’s ass! [Wade goes over to the turnbuckle nearest him to try a top rope maneuver, but the Lady Devil Fist executes a kick-up springing to her feet, runs over balancing upside down on the second rope while locking her legs around a shocked Wade’s neck, and hits a head scissors takedown driving Kaci’s husband into the mat ending his momentum!] JLT: Good lord! Leah: Well…that ends Wade’s momentum. [Yuku grabs Wade by the hair, and proceeds to hammer Kaci’s dazed husband with bone crushing rights to the face! Before Wade can drop to one knee Yuku takes him and whips him to the ropes; Kaci seeing enough tags her husband back on the rebound, and while Yuku takes Wade down with a hard clothesline, Kaci goes up to the top and comes down leveling a unsuspecting Yuku with an Asai leg lariat!] Leah: Come on ref! Do something!! Yuku is being double-teamed! JLT: More like trying to save her husband’s hide! [Now Kaci gets to her feet, as a stunned Yuku gets to her hands and knees. Robinson goes to jump on Yuku, but Shiro dives and tags her older brother! The crowd erupts as Raoh steps over the top rope with an evil smile on his face as Kaci back up!] JLT: Oh no… Leah: The OFFICIAL end of the match! [Kaci tries to run but Raoh grabs her by the hair, turns her around locking her in, hoists her into the air, and holds her for about a good ten seconds. Wade still lying on the mat trying to recover from Yuku’s assault doesn’t see his wife suplexed hard to the mat! King Raoh picks her up and irish whips her HARD to the corner of the ring sending Kaci slamming face first to the mat. Raoh picks a dazed Kaci up again, and lifts her up for another suplex, but Kaci drops behind Raoh The Conqueror and trying executes reverse DDT. Shiro however powers out, and judo flips Kaci HARD to the mat knocking her senseless!] JLT: This is a slaughter! Kaci’s getting torn apart in there! Leah: And her punk husband can’t do a damn thing to save her! [Raoh The Conqueror shakes his head looking down at Kaci lying semi unconscious in the ring, walks over to Yuku Shiro and tags her in. Yuku picks up Kaci grabbing her foot, steps over and nails her with a reverse Enzuguri kick to the head.] JLT: Yuku’s just picking the bones in there. [Yuku picks up and whips her to the ropes, but as Yuku waits for the rebound Russell-Robinson executes a springboard diving moonsault over Iron Asian Beauty, grabbing her head from behind and drops her into a Reverse Diving DDT! The crowd erupts in shock!] Leah: HOLY SHIT! How did she learn to do that? JLT: That’s one of Crystal’s moves!! [A dazed Lady Devil Fist executes and tumble rolls and tags in Raoh The Conqueror.] JLT: Oh no! And Kaci hasn’t even recovered yet! [Raoh The Conqueror walks over picks Kaci up by her hair, hoist her up like a rag doll and Aztecan suplexes her hard to the mat!] Leah: That’s it…she’s dead… JLT: There’s no way she can stand up to that monster! [Wade finally recovering, and seeing enough of his wife getting brutalized dives into the ring despite the referee trying to stop him, and proceeds to hammer Raoh cross the chest trying to back him up. Raoh looks down at him with an irritated look on his face as the crowd cheers him on!] JLT: Wade fighting to save his wife!! Leah: Maybe he’s not pussy after all! [Raoh seeing enough NAILS Wade with a vicious need to the gut bending him over! Wade barely able to stand gets cinched into a front head lock, and hoisted into the air like a rag doll similar to his wife still lying stunned on the mat. Raoh hits huge fisherman buster on Wade Robinson driving him head first into the mat!] JLT: Oh lord! Leah: Trying to decide who’s going to be a widow or widower first… Kaci or Wade. JLT: You are an EVIL bitch you know that! [Raoh The Conqueror gets to his feet, grabs Kaci and tosses her to her corner, he then grabs Wade who apparently wants a piece of him, lifts him onto his shoulder locking in the torture rack. Referee Hank Krass is checking for a tap out as Wade screams in pain. ... Raoh The Conqueror tightens the hold. ... Raoh seeing Wade refusing to give up drops him face first onto the mat. ] JLT: Wade refusing to surrender to the Conqueror’s brutal submission hold. What a man! Leah: What a dumbass! [Raoh picks Wade Robinson up and sends him to the ropes, on the rebound he spins him violent and drops him into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Wade screams in agony as he clutches his back as Raoh stands over him smiling.] JLT: He’s trying to break his back! Leah: This keeps going Wade may never dance again! [Raoh grabs Wade by his throat ripping him off the mat. The crowd erupts as Raoh hoist him into the air for a Choke Slam with appears to be near. But Kaci mustering what strength she has left climbs the top rope, leaps off grabbing Raoh’s head and executes a bulldog, slamming him head first onto the mat! ] JLT: Kaci saves her husband’s hide! Leah: Come on ref! Do something!! Raoh is being double-teamed! [A stunned Raoh Shiro stands up as Kaci scrambles to her feet and runs jumping onto the top rope turnbuckle in front of her, sets up, and flies off the top rope with a drop kick nailing the big man in the chest sending him crashing to the mat shaking the ring!] JLT: Kaci keeping the big man off his feet! [Kaci scrambles to her feet AGAIN and runs jumping onto another top rope turnbuckle in front of her, while Yuku goes ballistic, sets up, and jumps off of the turnbuckle with a 450 splash on Raoh The Conqueror!] JLT: What a HELL of a 450!! Kaci pulling off moves we’ve never seen her hit before!! [Kaci gets up, and turns around only to get LEVELED by a Lady Devil Fist who super kicks her in the jaw!] JLT: What the hell! Yuku’s wasn’t even tagged in!! Leah: You think she cares! [Sister Fist picks a dazed Kaci up much to the referee’s protest and takes her down with a 540 degree DDT.] JLT: Come on Ref get her out of there! [Yuku Shiro grabs a dazed Kaci by her hair as the referee begins to count, and lifts her up for a suplex, but Kaci drops behind Yuku and executes a hard reverse DDT driving her into the mat; Yuku lies there stunned as Kaci scrambles to her feet cursing her out!] JLT: The DU Unleashed Champion fights on! Leah: SHE’S not even the legal person in the ring! [Out of nowhere Kaci get NAILED with a vicious clothesline from behind slamming her face firs into the mat by the legal man in the ring Raoh.] JLT: Oh no… Leah: There’s the legal man in the ring! HAHAHAHA! [Raoh picks a bloody nosed Kaci up by the hair with an insane look on her face, Shiro cinches her in hoisting her up like a rag doll, and Jackhammers her onto the mat crushing her with his weight.] JLT: Good lord no! That’s 490 lbs! Leah: Our DU champion is now a pancake! [Raoh The Conqueror gets up, and grabs an unconscious Kaci by the throat, and hoists HER into the air for a Choke Slam. He sees however her husband who’s dazed trying to come to her rescue, tosses her to the side like a rag doll, and grabs him by the throat instead! Raoh picks Wade up like his nothing walks around the ring with him, and hits a choke slam folding him in half!] JLT: Come on ref! End the match! They can’t take anymore!! Leah: It isn’t over till the 1-2-3! [Raoh grabs Wade and cinches him in, the raises his fist into the air.] JLT: Oh god know…not a power bomb! [Raoh hoists him into the air, and hits a power bomb, he holds on hoisting him up again, and hits another power bomb! Raoh hoist on for a final time hoisting a totally out Robinson into the air!] JLT: He’s trying to break Kaci’s husband in half! Leah: The END of Wade’s career! [Raoh hits a diving power bomb drilling him into the mat with a thunderous impact!] JLT: OH MY GOD!! POOR WADE!! Leah: I guess Kaci becomes the Widow in this match, because Wade is officially DEAD! [Raoh gets up placing a boot on Wade’s chest. Referee Hank Krass makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3] [A woman is seen arriving holding a baby in her hands, she turns around looking around and the fans boo as they see the thought to be buried alive Nyssa standing there. Without her mask and with a smirk on her face. She knocks on Shane Rockford’s door and Tequila answers and her face drops.] Tequila: Shane… [Meanwhile in the ring the arena darkens as Krysta Taylor stands in the ring in a spotlight. She smiles to the crowd and waves to them, she speaks into a microphone she has in her hands and she gets a mixed reaction.] Krysta Taylor: Now, via sataliette, I would like to present to you, the wonderfully well endowed. Jake EB Wild! [The video wall comes to life as the fans boo immensely, “Tallinn, Estonia” appears in the bottom left corner signalling he’s in his hometown. He is dressed casually, when he is about to speak “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks interrupts and Tara Lee-Shiro struts out as Jake frowns. She makes her way to the ring as the lights resume, she pushes Krysta to the floor and pulls her back up by her hair. Slamming her to the ropes and then clotheslining her over it. She picks up the microphone and speaks herself.] Tara Lee-Shiro: Tonight I have an announcement. I never thought this day would come that I would be standing in this ring saying my goodbyes. But I feel it’s for the best. I have never regretted anything in my life but my marriage to Jake splitting up. This is why I am going back, So Ill get on with my goodbyes… I suppose, my first goodbye is to you the fans. You been here throw all of my matches and I would like to say thank you and buy my book! [Tara Laughs] Tara Lee-Shiro: I would like to say it has been great hanging out with all of you divas in the back. We have had some great matches. Special thanks to some great divas in the back, you know who you are. [Tara blows a kiss towards the video wall] Tara Lee-Shiro: Before I leave this ring for the last time, I would like to say a big sorry to my wife Yuku. It was never you it was me, I love you very much and our relationship was perfect. To be honest I miss cock and the love of Jake. Strap on never made me as nice cock. I will always love you and you will always be my wife. I love you for now and forever. [Tara Lee then smiles and exits to the crowd as she smiles and waves, she holds up the microphone and blows kisses as she heads up the ramp into retirement. We go to a commercial break.] Tag Team Match Katrina, Lacy & Star v Jade, Mystika & Laura JLT: We have the ‘Culture’ match to finish tonight’s show. Although it has been such an eventful night I have really been looking to this one. Angel, I’m not sure is going to be able to make it so that means Athena has been deselected. It’s now a six woman match. Leah: Yes, Angel was viciously assaulted by Lei Yu. But we have Katrina and Star teaming up, very unlikely combination. Don’t you think? JLT: The whole match is unlikely and weird! [“Get The Party Started” by Pink plays as Krysta Taylor struts out with a microphone. She smiles as the crowd give her a mixed reaction, maybe because of her affiliation with Jake. She speaks into the microphone.] Krysta Taylor: As Athena and Angel are both out of this match-up, Star is the new captain for her team. I know you have all been wondering about this match, and around the ring there are tables covered with black sheets. Now the divas can unveil those at their pleasure, there are some near the stage, some backstage. So without further ado, let’s get the party started. [Krysta exits the stage as “Freaking Out” by Adema plays and Katrina and Lacy walk out together, they strut down to the ring and enter the ring. Lacy immediately pulls off a sheet of the table and unveils a cuisine of Japanese foods. She sees rice and an eel and other stuff as she frowns at the lack of hot sauce.] [“Hip Hop Star” by Beyonce plays as Star makes her way to the ring but from behind comes Laura and Mystika with a double clothesline. They stomp on her as Jade makes her way out to join them. Katrina slides under the bottom rope and rushes to the stage where the attack is taking place, Lacy follows.] [Katrina then clotheslines Jade onto the stage as Lacy applies a full nelson to Mystika from behind. Laura meanwhile straddles Star and beats into her head with punches, Jade and Katrina get to the edge of the stage, Katrina tries to clothesline her but Jade ducks and executes a superkick. Katrina then begins to fall backwards but pulls Jade into her using her leg and the two fall off the stage and onto a circular covered tank as they fall into it water splashes all around as they sink into a tank full of eels.] JLT: Eww! Eeels! Leah: Asians eat them. Duh! I thought you were the intelligent one? [Katrina and Jade then find their way to the side trying to escape the eels swarming around them, Katrina climbs out of the tank and then throws a folded chair at Jade as she stands on the side of the tank hitting her in the face and making her fall back into the tank.] [Laura then runs towards Katrina leaping onto her off the stage and taking them down to the floor, Star gets to her feet and she and Lacy both take hold of Mystika’s arms and drag her towards the ring. They roll her in and Lacy starts the match. The referee then rounds the other divas, as Jade climbs out of the tank and begins to stomp onto Katrina with Laura.] JLT: This is going to get confusing! [Katrina then elbows Laura and makes a dart for the ring, with her and Jade following behind. Katrina slides under the bottom rope where she clotheslines Mystika and then slides out the other side to her corner. In the ring, Lacy brings Mystika to her feet and whips her to the corner. She locks Mystika in a tree of woe position and slides out of the ring, she picks up a bowl of rice with chopsticks. She lies the bowl down on the floor as Laura enters the ring and then gets drop toe holded into the bowl making the rice fly everywhere. Katrina laughs.] Leah: Urine, dog poo, now rice. What a weird night for Laura! [Lacy then dropkicks Mystika in the face making her fall out of her position and tags in Katrina. Lacy turns around and gets hit over the head with the china bowl from Laura making it smash into pieces as Lacy falls to the floor. Katrina unveils another table to reveal high tech gadgets. She picks up what looks like a mobile phone and slides under the ropes with it. Mystika lies on the floor as Kat puts the phone into her bottoms. She then picks up Mystika and drives her into the canvas with a DDT and exits to pick up another phone. She punches in a number.] JLT: What is she doing? [Mystika’s pants start to ring as the phone in there vibrates, Mystika leaps off the canvas and pulls it out and tosses it into the hands of a grateful male. Mystika then tags in Jade as the two wet divas now face off. Katrina spears Jade down and the two exchange punches, Katrina brings Jade to her feet and whips her to their corner. She tags in Star and the two then whip Jade to the ropes and execute a double spinebuster. Star then trips up Kat on the way out of the ring and smirks as Katrina rolls her eyes.] [Star scoops up Jade and slams her into the mat, she bounces to the ropes and tries an elbow drop but Jade moves out of the way and she hits the floor, Jade then pulls Star to her feet and nails some uppercuts before executing a judo flip. Star hits the floor and out of the ring to recuperate.] [Jade then leaps over the top with a somersault taking Star down on the outside. The other divas take this as an advantage as Lacy and Katrina enter the ring but are double clothesliend down by Mystika. Jade then picks up Star and slams her into the barricade, Jade then picks up some sushi and begins to rub it into the eyes of the Glittering Goddess.] JLT: That’s going to sting. My boyfriend did that once. Leah: You mean your girlfriend? JLT: No… [In the ring, Katrina taps Mystika on her shoulder and when Mystika turns around she slaps her across the face with a raw fish which sends Mystika tumbling backwards into Lacy who rolls her into a school boy.] [1] [2] [Laura then brings Lacy to her feet and kicks her in the midsection executing her “Perfection” spinning jackknife finisher and slams Lacy through the tables of rice on the outside of the ring. Laura then turns around to Katrina as Mystika finds her feet, Katrina swings at her with a clothesline but she ducks and gets Katrina from behind as Mystika executes her “Kiss of Death” superkick finisher.] [Star rolls back into the ring followed by Jade, Jade gets her from behind and tries to execute a bulldog but Star pushes her off and onto the floor. Laura then comes from behind to Star but she ducks and executes her “Sparkling Intuition” finisher although Laura counters and shoves Star into another superkick from Mystika.] [1] [2] JLT: It’s over! [Star gets her shoulder up at the last second, Mystika gets up and grabs the referee by his collar. Katrina pulls Mystika down to the canvas from behind with a vetrebreaker. Laura then tries to whip Katrina into the ropes but she counters it and sends the foul-mouthed diva into the referee.] [Laura bounces back though and slides out of the ring, she picks up a laptop and rolls back in blasting Katrina across the face with it when sends her down to the floor. Suddenly from behind comes Icenique with a chair, she slams it into the back of Laura’s head making her fall to the canvas. Icenique then pulls out some handcuffs of her own and applies them to Laura and rolls her over on the floor. Austin Mack tries to interfere but Icenique dropkicks him off the apron, Icenique then pulls Star onto a cover.] Leah: Why is Icenique here?! There is no referee to count. [Icenique leaves the ring and climbs through the crowd as Jade and Lacy knock each other out of the ring to the outside, another referee rushes to the ring and slides under the bottom rope to count Star’s cover.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…LACY, KATRINA AND STAR!!! [Star gets to her feet and smiles, she raises her hands above her head as she climbs to the top turnbuckle, she makes a reference to a title belt being around her waist as she smiles and the show ends watching the carnage of the other divas lying around the ring.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thank you to Tracey, Thomas and Tara for their contributions on tonight's show. I think it was a good return show, and if you're a person who didn't roleplay and you're in not your match/match is not up that is part of a new thing I'm trying out. Tara also leaves us tonight, so thanks to Emma for all her contributions. Anyway, if you have any comments or questions, you know where I am.