Divas Unleashed Exile

Friday March 26th 2004
Contiental Airlines Arena, Rutherford, New Jersey


[We’re in the parking lot where the camera pans alongside a green stretched limousine with the “Hurricane” logo on the bonnet and on the side, as the windows are steamed up and sounds of the wheel springs are heard as it bounces up and down.]

[“Baby” Loni Persian is seen wearing dark sunglasses and a baseball cap as she approaches the limo, she kneels down at the side of it and pulls out a can of spray-paint from her jacket pocket, she turns and kneels down and begins to write the word “Whore” on the side as she laughs.]

[We then go into the new morbid opening for DU to the backing track of “Unintended” by Muse. We see Mya locked in a room with a straightjacket on and black tape about her mouth, then we see Crystal and Katrina on top of the Empire State Building holding the Star Spangled Banner and Union Jack against it. Lilith is locked in a burning room and Yuku Shiro stands under a swinging light.]

[We then cut into the arena where green and silver pyros explode on the stage consecutively as the fans cheer for the opening display of fireworks. We pan around the arena to see what multicoloured puns and comedy signs the fans have come up with this week.]

[“Mya Marry Me!” “Show Me Your Weapons of Mass Destructions girls!” is a long one and “The guy behind me can’t see” is another. We then cut to the announce table where JLT is sitting with a tired and upset expression on her face.]

JLT: Hello everybody and welcome to Exile coming to you live from New Jersey this evening! I’m JLT and I’m still without a partner this evening but Tequila has assured me I will be. But never fear, we have a huge show for you this evening. So much is happening, but I only have two minutes to tell you it in!

JLT: Our main event sees newly-wed and just out of prison Kaci Russell take on wife defending and slightly scared Tara Lee-Shiro in a hardcore match. Our Unleashed champion Star requested it as she wants to see Yuku’s wife suffer as Yuku interfered and cost her a match last week. This is Tara’s first time main eventing as a singles competitor so the pressure could be getting to her, whereas Kaci is used to be the star of the sea.

JLT: Yuku and Star are not in action tonight, but both are in the arena. Star is holding her parade and Yuku has been looking suspicious backstage. Caitlin Fairchild takes on Lilith and Mystika in singles competition this week, and the two tall ladies have been seething for revenge but with an extra person in the match, will they be able to achieve their lust?

JLT: We just saw Loni Persian spray paint the car of Katrina in the parking lot, they go one on one tonight too. “Baby” is currently undefeated in singles action after a victory this week, and our favourite sex kitten wants to end that streak as soon as she can.

JLT: Not to mention we have Athena and Deidre take on Jade and Pandora in tag team action, Jade and Pandora pledged an alliance to their home country and that explains their recent alliance. Not to mention Deidre wants a re-match with Jade for her title, and she has been hell bent on getting it.

JLT: Speaking of tag teams, Laura and Veronica try to get revenge on Hope and Faith Clarkson after an uncalled for attack last week, and Team X are still mad over the constant teasing of Felicity after that lesbian kiss.

JLT: Icenique and Crystal are also in action against each other tonight, and Crystal is the Stripped Champion so a win over her for Icenique would boost her career. That comes later on but first.

JLT: Angel and Melissa Diaz are in singles action, Angel made her return last week but somehow disappeared during the match. Will she stick around this time?


[“Fuck Wit D” by DMX plays as Deidre walks out from backstage with Joel at her side. She walks to the ring with a smug look upon her face and rolls under the bottom rope, snatching the microphone from Krysta Taylor.]

Deidre: Jade, you better get you ass out here quick! I ain’t taking this no more, you stole my title and then you book yourself a title match without giving me a re-match! I deserve another shot, you cheated to win that title. It is still mine! So come out here right now and grant me another chance to beat your ass!

["Tank" by Yoko Kanno begins to play.The lights dim and replaced with green lighting. "Alright it's time to blow this scene. Everyone get your stuff together. 1,2,3 GO!" Jade walks down to the ring in her green kimono with Pandora at her side. They walk to the ring together as Jade’s title rests on her shoulder and a microphone in her hand. They climb into the ring and Jade addresses the arena and her adversary.]

Jade: Deidre, I don’t even know who my opponent is at Demonology. And if I did, I wouldn’t give you a rematch anyway, you don’t deserve it. You cheated to win your title, so what goes around comes around. Plus I can take anybody, you, all the champions here.

[“Respect” by Aretha Franklin interrupts Jade as Deidre is about to reply, the fans cheer as Lacy makes her way out on the stage dressed casually and climbs into the ring as Deidre and Jade are both standing off against her.]

Lacy: Jade, you cant take anybody? What a joke! I should have a rematch if it’s anyone at all, I was the one cheated, if it wasn’t for interference by the whore that is Yuku Shiro, I would’ve won. So, do tell us Jade, who is going to get the rematch? I know it’s me but you should tell Deidre it so it can shut her fake ass up!

[Jade then hands her title to Pandora, and puts both hands on her microphone and speaks directly into the faces of Lacy and Deidre. Suddenly from behind Pandora nails Jade in the back of the head with the title, Lacy looks on it shock as she finds the gold planted in her face. Deidre and Joel are then both taken out by the belt as Pandora stands over all the four persons and picks up a microphone.]

Pandora: The rules of being in the wrestling business Jade, here’s a tip, don’t trust anybody! You see at Demonology II it is going to be you and me in a ladder match for your precious Rockford State Championship. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, you’re going to need a new partner in your match tonight as it is now a three-on-one handicap match!

[Pandora’s music hits the PA system as she smirks and climbs out of the ring, she cockily walks up the ramp leaving the audience in a mixture of cheers and boos not knowing how to appreciate the Mystery Within’s actions.]

JLT: Wow, Pandora and Jade at Demonology in a ladder match. Who’d have thought it? I’m shocked, I thought Pandora and Jade were partners? Well she was right though, do not trust anybody!


Debutants Match
Angel v Melissa Diaz

[Leah Bracknull walks down the aisle and takes a seat next to JLT who looks annoyed at her new chosen partner, Leah smiles at Jamie.]

Leah: I’m back! I’m so much better than Renegade anyway, all his sexual innuendos and puns. I’m a real woman, I can commentate so much better.

JLT: Whatever, I don’t like arrogance.

Leah: Neither do I, so stop it! Anyway, next up we have Angel v Melissa Diaz. Melissa and I came out together, I kind of stole her thunder.

[We cut to Melissa in the ring and the arena then drops to darkness. “In The Shadows” by the Rasmus play and the lights resume. Angel is then standing behind Melissa in the ring but she is unaware that the gothic diva is there.]

JLT: Look behind you Melissa!

[Melissa then turns around as Angel launches at her with a clothesline. Angel then picks up Melissa and gets her in a headlock, she runs to the ropes bouncing off them and plants the blonde in a bulldog. Angel then gets up and stomps on Melissa a few times bringing her to her feet.]

[Angel whips her to the corner and follows up with a body splash, she then props Diaz on the top rope and executes a superplex driving her down into the canvas. Angel then gets up and sits in the corner.]

[Melissa gets to her feet and turns around where Angel launches at her opponent with a flurry of punches and kicks to the head, the stomach and the ribs before executing a reverse hurricanrana.]

Leah: The Judgement of the Darkness Flame! I love that move!

[Angel then springs to the ropes and executes a moonsault hooking the legs.]

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Krysta Taylor: Here is your winner…ANGEL!!!

[The arena then drops to darkness once again and the lights resume seconds later to see Angel vanished without a trace. Melissa is left with a cut on her forehead though, as the fans are puzzled.]

Leah: Where does she go?

JLT: Don’t ask me. I don’t know. It’s mind-boggling.

Leah: We need to find you some better words, or alcohol at least, you’re way too serious.

JLT: Oh, thanks.


[Katrina is backstage screaming through the corridors backstage and searching for a particular door. She bumps into Holly Wentz and pushes her into a pile of crates as she shouts.]

Katrina: Loni you better come out! You’re going to pay for this!

[Katrina then finds the door she is looking for and smiles as she pushes it open, she walks into the room marked “Baby Loni Persian” and begins to trash the locker room. She tosses a lamp against the wall, she then takes a shard of the broken glass and takes it to the leather seats. She then smiles to herself satisfied with some payback.]

[The Queen of Pain then goes to walk out of the locker room but suddenly a net is tossed around her and Katrina shouts to let her go.]

JLT: Well, that was interesting. Katrina is now in a net backstage, tonight just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Leah: That’s the price you pay for getting any at spray painting somebody’s car, I’m from the hood, I know you don’t react otherwise your ass is as good as gone.

JLT: I thought you were from Germany?

Leah: I am? I was talking about the mean streets of Berlin.

JLT: No Brooklyn?

Leah: NO? Did I say that?


[Star is backstage in a white dress, she is smiling and twirling in front of a mirror. She has a woman manicuring her nails and another woman fixing her hair, her title is fixed around her waist and she balances a tiara on her head.]

Star: This parade is so overdue. I’m the Queen of Wrestling, not the wannabe royalty Laura. I’m the Glittering Goddess, I’ve defeated everybody who has ever challenged me. And now my honor is to be finally celebrated, it is so overdue!

[Star winches in pain and looks down at her manicurist.]

Star: Do you know what people would pay to hold these hands? Be nice to them or I will claw your eyes out with them, after you’ve finished with them though. I can’t have my nails looking poor.

-Commercial Break-

[We then cut to the outside of the arena where a sign has been put up saying “Bod Squad Auditions – Here Today!” and then cut to a locker room where Kristin Wallace is sitting behind a home-made desk, and her husband on her side and a blonde man on her right.]

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: I swear these people are dumb, is there no worthy challengers? I don’t want bubble-gum street hookers in my stable, I don’t need another Rhiannon. Jeez, anyway…NEXT!

[The door opens and Brandy Dahl walks in a cheerleading costume with pig-tails, pompoms and more make up than Boy George. She smiles as Kristin’s head is heard hitting the table, Brandy then goes into a cheerleading routine.]

Kristin Wallace-Hudson: NEXT! Get the hell out of her Brandy!

[Brandy tosses her pompoms to the ground and races of the room, the camera then moves to Kristin wiping her forehead and shaking her head, the door opens and closes but Kristin doesn’t look up instead indulges in some heavy breathing and then composes her face to look up.]

[Kristin then looks shocked as her mouth gaps open and she frowns, we then cut to ringside to see Leah frowning and JLT intruighed.]

JLT: Well I’m sure the producers are pissed they didn’t give that segment more time.

Leah: I don’t think you should say anything bad about the producers.

JLT: Why, wha-

Leah: HAHA! They cut you off! I told you!


Trio-Team Match
Laura & Veronica v Pain & Pleasure v Team X

JLT: Next up we have Laura and Veronica teaming together to take on Pain and Pleasure and Team X.

[Team X’s music hits as the foursome walk out onto the stage, but as they pose Hope and Faith come from behind with clothesline to their head. Christine then takes on Jake by kicking him in his lower regions, and Hope and Faith drag Valeria and Felicity to the ring and toss them in.]

[Faith then nails a neckbreaker onto Valeria, as she and Hope both scoop up the red-head and execute a double shoulder block after whipping her to the ropes. Pain and Pleasure then toss Valeria over the top rope, Faith then picks up Felicity in a full nelson as Hope then goes to kiss her but from behind comes Laura with a dropkick sending all three women down to the canvas.]

[Laura and Veronica then join arms and clothesline Faith over the top rope, Valeria slides back in and tackles Hope pushing her to the corner. Felicity then gets to her feet when the ‘Grace’ woman from last week enters the ring and hits Felicity in the face with the tag title. Hope looks on confused as the woman then runs back up the ramp.]

[Valeria then bulldogs Hope into the canvas as the referee separates Laura and Veronica’s double beat down on Faith. Faith then tosses Veronica out of the ring and hits Laura with a right hand, but Laura does the same making them stagger backwards, Laura trips over Hope’s body and lands on Felicity as the referee counts.]

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Krysta Taylor: Here are your winners…LAURA & VERONICA!!!

[Veronica then pulls Laura out of the ring as Team X look on in shock, as do Pain and Pleasure. Christine then slides into the ring and begins to kick Felicity but Holly Wentz rushes into the ring and spears her down as they roll on the floor.]

JLT: This is not over yet! Laura picked up a victory thanks to miscommunication, and well, a well placed body.


[Backstage we see Katrina handing from the ceiling of a dark room with two spotlights blinding her being held up by a net, Mya, Gabriel and Lilith, also known as the Occult as surrounding them. Lilith is looking furious.]

Lilith: That’s not my baby! You fools! I want my baby, this is no my baby! The hounds of hell are repenting and mourning there loss, get my baby!

[Katrina interrupts shouting.]

Katrina: If you let me down then I’ll bring your “Baby”! After my match! Let me go! My husband will fly in here any minute and-, oh damn, I forgot his superpower!

Lilith: I’ll let you down but if you don’t get my baby back to me, then I will come after you!

Katrina: FINE! Let me down NOW!

[Gabriel then steps onto a ladder and pulls out a carpet knife, he slides it against the supports holding up the net and Katrina falls to the floor with a large thump. She pulls the net off herself and runs out of the locker room, Mya then raises her eyebrow as Lilith picks up a candle and runs the flame over her neck.]

Leah: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs! I want-

JLT: Lilith can probably here you?

Leah: Don’t you just LOVE Lilith? She’s so beautiful and genuine…*ahem*


Standard Match
"Baby" Loni Persian v Katrina

[Katrina climbs onto the apron and enters the ring. The referee calls for the bell as Loni seems intimidated by the look of Katrina, the two tie up with Katrina shoving Loni to ropes in an Irish whip and hitting the first move of the match when she back body drops the rookie. Katrina doesn’t give Loni any time to breathe as she tosses her into the corner and unleashes a fury of punches, which dazes the red-head.]

[Katrina then whips “Baby” to the other corner following up with a flying clothesline. Katrina continues her attack by grabbing Loni’s head and running to the center of the ring to nail a bulldog. Katrina then steps over the back of her adversary, getting her arms into the form of wings before lifting her off the mat and jumping forward pressing the bent arms into the back, trying to break them.]

JLT: It looks like Katrina is trying to ware down her foe early on, a good tactic because she doesn’t know what Loni is capable of!

[Katrina keeps her lock on Loni’s arm, this time rolling over to get a different angle as she brings the Stripped champion to her feet. She then jumps up with Loni bringing her down into a butterfly suplex making her land hard on her back. Katrina wastes no time once again and grabs Loni’s legs, she picks her up and walks forward into a lion tamer trying to inflict more pain onto the back, her main focus point. But before Katrina can lock it in properly, Loni uses her leg strength to roll backwards sending Katrina flying over the top of her.]

[Both women get to their feet with Loni nailing a drop toe hold sending Katrina bouncing down and then up, Katrina races at Loni once again as Loni spears into her body slinging her onto her shoulder before running around the ring and winding the superherion by slamming her shoulder into the mid-section. “Baby” Loni Persian then runs to the top rope, she bounces off with a moonsault attempt but Katrina manages to roll out of the way but the expertise of the new diva caused her to sense and land on her feet.]

[Katrina climbs to her feet using the ropes as Loni crouches in anticipation but Katrina was playing possum as she suddenly executes a fast mule kick to the face of Loni catching her off guard and sending her to her back. Katrina pulls Loni to the ropes, or at least tries to before Loni pushes her into them using her feet. Katrina bounces and Loni grabs her into a roll-up pin.]

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[Katrina quickly gets out of the cover as both women roll to their feet. Loni Persian then runs at Katrina but she bends over and tries to back body drop her once more but the red-head counters into a swinging DDT which brings Katrina down into the canvas. Loni Persian then exits through the ropes to the apron, she leans back on the ropes and springboards into the ring with a leg drop which connects to Katrina.]

[Loni then picks up Katrina by the hair and tosses her into the corner, she props her onto the top rope so she is facing the crowd and climbs up there with her. Loni then poses for another signature move and grabs the back of Katrina’s head, jumping backwards into a “Reverse X-Factor” which sends the duo slamming into the mat, with Loni injuring her tailbone from the move. The both women lay on their backs in the center of the ring as the fans begin to clap as a “Katrina” chant starts up. It’s Katrina who gets to her feet first and punches Loni as the two exchanges blows, Katrina gets the upper hand and Loni bounces of the ropes but her offense is cut off when the Queen of Pain nails a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.]

[Katrina then keeps her hold and places Loni on her feet before kneeing her in the gut, Katrina then gets Loni into a position for a suplex and heists her opponent in the air, Katrina manages to hold Loni up in a stalling suplex before dropping her to the mat trying to rush all the blood to the head of Loni. Katrina then runs to the ropes and comes off with an axe smash to the neck of Loni; she then places her hand over her throat and proceeds to choke her. She doesn’t release her grip though and the referee has to pull her off to save Loni from dying in the middle of his match. Katrina then pulls a chunk of Loni’s hair straight from her head and puts in her mouth, before closing it and trying to choke her that way but the referee still pulls her off. This causes Katrina to shove the referee down and in true referee fashion, he’s down and out. Katrina then grabs the throat of the coughing Loni and begins to ram her into the canvas by it, looking to eventually pass out the diva.]

JLT: It looks as if Katrina is hell bent on choking out Loni Persian! I hope we don’t have to call out the medics again!

[Loni launches a roundhouse kick into the face of Katrina and it connects sending her off her chokehold and onto her back, Loni Persian then nails a standing shooting star press and covers the referee but he’s slow and not fully active, but he counts anyway.]

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Krysta Taylor: Here is your winner…LONI PERSIAN!!!

[Katrina and Loni then get to their feet and exchange looks, Loni then slides to the outside of the ring and walks up the ramp happy with her victory.]

JLT: Loni’s undefeated!


[Angel is seen with a bleak expression on her face as Chester McNugget is rolling around on the floor in front of her. He laughs and giggles and then grabs Angel by her foot, Angel kicks him away but he doesn’t move so she pulls out a knife from her pocket.]

[Mystika then comes from behind and tosses the knife into the wall, and clotheslines Angel to the floor. Mystika then picks up Angel but her former tag partner gouges her eyes. Mystika is then tossed onto the drinks table and Angel picks up the coffee pot, she tries to pour it but Chester leaps onto Mystika’s body making the table collapse the coffee pour all over his back as he screams in pain.]

[The lights suddenly go out as the couple are heard screaming, but when the lights resume Angel is no where to be found, but both Mystika and Chester are bleeding.]

-Demonology II Vignette-


Cleopatra's Corner
[We return from the vignette to see Cleopatra coming down the aisle in her carriage, she climbs into the red-carpeted ring and takes a seat on a throne. A man slave fans her with a giant leaf while another man offers her grapes and wine. The fans boo her but she smiles and pouts anyway.]

Cleopatra: You know what I hate about New Jersey? Everything! You all smell of farms, and I mean the horrible came-out-of-your-ass smell that the pigs of this city always smell like. And you know what else I hate? Katrina!

Cleopatra: Oh no, I got kidnapped, oh no, I keep having sex. My whole career is now based on my husband, who has a terrible career anyway! And then I hate Kaci Russell, where would she be without daddy dearest? Not to mention Kristin Wallace has had it easy, so she is easy.

Cleopatra: Deidre trying to be black, Lacy trying to be white, Jade and Pandora trying to be credible. Seriously, what has happened to this federation? No wonder I defected! Anyway, my first guest tonight is none other than Mya! So come on out!

[“The Watchtower” by Cult of Luna plays as Mya walks out and runs down to the ring, she snatches a microphone from one of the slaves and speaks with her head down.]

Mya: You say you hate stuff, but that is nothing compared to me. I hate everything about the infrastructure of the ownership of this company; I don’t even know who the owner is anymore. It’s so fake and poor, I could be a better owner. In fact, why doesn’t Tequila come out here right now?

[“Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson plays as Tequila walks out in a white suit with her head bandaged from Deidre’s assault last week. She speaks on the stage and puts a microphone to her lips.]

Tequila: Mya, what do you want really? You’re never direct, you’re like subliminal message with your thoughts and demented mind. What do you want? I don’t have time to waste this evening.

Mya: I want a rematch with Star! That is my title!

Tequila: I’m sorry Mya, that isn’t going to happy. At Forsaken Destiny, that was your chance to fight and regain your title, you’ve had enough shots. Plus you’re still in the United Nations match, don’t be so greedy.

Mya: Fine, I want you!

Tequila: That’s a no-no too. But I’ll tell you what I’ll do, as I know our history and I kind of like you when you’re not a raving psychopath, at Demonology II, I’ll set up a match, you against a person of my choosing and you won’t find out until the evening. How’s that for you?

Mya: That sounds good, because I want to prove to you that you are not in charge, I am.

[Cleopatra then attacks Mya from behind with the large fans and beats her over the head with it, Cleopatra then stomps on Mya.]

Cleopatra: STOP! You’re stealing my thunder, this is my show! Okay, this was just a test! Next week will be my real show! Okay people! NEXT WEEK!

[Cleopatra’s music hits as Tequila rolls her eyes and walks off the stage, Cleopatra then walks to her carriage and is carried up by the ramp by her slaves as she has a pissed expression upon her beautiful face.]

Leah: Cleopatra, ever the diva!


[Holly and Valeria are sitting upon each other’s laps backstage, and they are reading an issue of FHM. Jake EB Wild however is reading Playboy, Felicity then comes running up panting and out of breath.]

Holly Wentz: Where have you been?

Felicity: I think I know who this “Grace” person is who is with Hope and Faith.

Holly Wentz: Really?! Who is it?

Felicity: It’s…

[Felicity pauses.]

Felicity: Athena? Yeah, Athena!

[Jake slams down his magazine.]

Jake EB Wild: Let’s take her out! Show that she can’t mess with us! How dare she interfere in our matches, you know, she cost us a match against them. Apparently Tequila already has somebody booked to take them off for the titles, Athena is so ours.


Triple Threat Match
Caitlin Fairchild v Lilith v Mystika

["Beautiful" by Creed blasts on the PA system as Caitlin Fairchild steps out wearing a skintight red and black body suit with black kneepads, and high-laced black boots. She strolls the ring smiling and waving to fans.]

John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen… the following contest is a triple threat match! Making her way to the ring from Santa Barbara, California… CAITLIN FAIRCHILD!!!

[Caitlin enters the ring, stretches and psyches herself up for her match. The camera suddenly switches backstage where we see Lilith. At Lilith’s feet lies a bound and gagged Free Fall who is kicking and mumbling through the duct tape on her mouth, trying to get free. Lilith pulls out a raw piece of meat and eats a part of it as the crowd looks on in disgust.]

Renegade: What is Lilith doing? Hello! Salmonella poisoning!

[Lilith licks her lips and then thrusts the left over meat into Free Fall’s shirt, who makes a lame attempt to kick Lilith, but with her feet tied, she comes no where close. Lilith then pulls a levy which pulls Free Fall up by her back and dangles her in the air. Charmion comes around the corner, being dragged by Cerberus who immediately begins barking and jumping at Free Fall’s chest as Charmion & Lilith laugh while Caitlin jumps out of the ring and begins to run to the back.]

JLT: Oh great… the psycho has set off the tall chick. Dear god, what has the world come to?

Renegade: Well… remember what Caitlin did with that preacher? That was funny!

[Just as Caitlin reaches near the top of the ramp “Party Hard” by Andrew W.K. hits the PA system, and fire erupts from the stage just before Caitlin runs into it. Mystika’s circle of fire goes down, showing the Askai Champion in the center posing with her belt and looking at Caitlin with a “what are you doing” type look.]

[Caitlin & Mystika begin to stare at each other when “Haunted” by Evanescence hits the PA system, causing Caitlin to blow past Mystika to get to Lilith. Lilith however appears in the ring, having come through the crowd. Mystika, who seems to be offended by being blown off, NAILS Caitlin in the head with the Askai Championship! As Caitlin lies on the stage, Mystika walks to the ring while Lilith awaits her arrival.]

JLT: What a shot by Mystika with her belt! Caitlin’s going to have a headache

Renegade: What about Mystika… I get a headache looking at Lilith’s face.

[As Mystika slides into the ring and Lilith is ready and waiting as she drops and elbow on Mystika’s back. Lilith quickly gets to her feet and begins kicking away at Mystika for a few moments, before getting her in the bottom of the corner and choking her with her foot. The referee finally breaks the hold, and Lilith backs away momentarily allowing Mystika to get to her feet, just before Lilith charges back at her and wraps her hands around Mystika’s neck and begins choking her again!]

[Mystika breaks off the choke this time however, and shoves Lilith backwards, before doing a cartwheel, looking for a hurricanrana! But Lilith ducks Mystika’s legs and as Mystika returns to her standing position, before kicking Mystika in the gut and lifting her for her signiture butterfly powerbomb. Mystika reverses into a pedigree type move, hitting a modified ‘Indian Fighting’! Just as Mystika pins Lilith, Lilith puts her feet on the rope and the referee doesn’t begin to count.]

[Mystika gets up offended and she picks up Lilith from the canvas. Lilith almost immediately begins biting Mystika’s wrist!!! Mystika begins to scream as Lilith looks much like a rabid dog as she sinks her teeth into Mystika’s flesh.]

JLT: Only in Divas Unleashed… can you see… this disgusting sight.

Renegade: Let’s see Mystika naked!

JLT: I am so putting in for a transfer!

[Caitlin slides into the ring and nails Mystika with a kick to the face! Mystika flies to the canvas as Caitlin delivers another stiff kick to Lilith’s head and the two divas lie at Caitlin’s feet. Caitlin immediately pulls Lilith up and throws her into the ropes. Upon Lilith’s return, Caitling nails her ‘Speed Driver’!! Lilith crumbles into a heap and Caitlin covers.]

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[Mystika stops the count and pulls Caitlin to her feet. Caitlin suddenly lifts Mystika up to her shoulders! As Caitlin begins spinning, Mystika jumps off Caitlin’s back, avoiding Caitlin’s finisher, and then kicking Caitlin in the back. Caitlin flies into the corner, and Mystika has already begun to spring across the ring and just as she is about to nail her “Kiss of Death”, Caitlin dodges it!]

JLT: Ouch… Mystika hit the turnbuckle with a thud

Renegade: As oppose to a squish…

[Caitlin then goes to clothline Mystika, and Mystika ducks it! In one quick motion, Mystika drolls Caitlin with a superkick to the face, and Caitlin flies backwards into the turnbuckle. Just as Mystika is about to pick up speed again, Lilith spears Caitlin in the corner and Mystika is NAILED in the head with a chair shot! Angel holds the chair in her hand standing proud as the bell is sounded.]

John Roe: This match ends in disqualification…

[The arena lights suddenly cut out and return, with Angel disappeared and Lilith sucking Caitlin’s hand before tossing down Caitlin’s wrist and walking to the back.]


-Demonology II Advert-


[“Hip Hop Star” by Beyonce plays as Star walks out from behind the curtain, but as she does the video wall comes alive as we see Yuku Shiro pouring petrol all over Star’s floats and vehicles. She then lights a match and tosses it onto the entire parade sending it up in a big fire, it’s in the parking lot of course.]

[Star looks shocked as Yuku Shiro then climbs into Star’s car, and reverses it smashing the back end of it into a wall and then drives the front end into the wall as firefighters arrive to try and cure the blaze.]

JLT: Star’s parade has been ruined!

Leah: Yeah, but she’ll probably end up doing it next week anyway.

JLT: Ugh!

[Sexy Amanda stormed into Tequila's office. Surprised, Tequila wondered what this is about.]

Sexy Amanda: I want a title shot.

Tequila: Okay hold on. *to the camera* Please leave.

[The camera leaves and the rest is caught on a hidden camera.]

Tequila: You can't just barge in here and demand a title shot. You have to earn it. I don't know how things are done in the 3WL, but we do things by the book here.

Sexy Amanda: I'm getting and tired of having to prove myself. Just so I can put gold around my waist. I had to do it plenty of times for the All Pacific title and I lost it on my first title defense. Now I have to earn it again. While others get to just come out and demand that I face them with my title on the line. I HAD to work for my shot at the gold. They don't even lift a finger to earn it and they get their title shot.

Tequila: Okay, okay. Just calm down Amanda. Let's see which title we can set up you with. Well I would like to see you face your cousin Jade, but it seems she will kick your ass within a few seconds of the match. Not really what I would call entertainment. Star, well she is better than you and your not ready for the top prize in Divas Unleashed.

Sexy Amanda: What?

Tequila: The Asaki title? Nope sorry Amanda, you're a little too heavy for that title fatty.

Sexy Amanda: HEY!

Tequila: Just kidding. Your choices are the Stripped title and the Tag Team titles, but Crystal is way out of your league. So your only choice is the Tag Team titles.

Sexy Amanda: Not much of the choice.

Tequila: To further sweeten the deal. I'll let you pick any stipulation you so desire.

Sexy Amanda: A mud wrestling match.

Tequila: A tag team mud wrestling match? I like it. Something that has never been done in the history of Divas Unleashed. Okay next week, Pain and Pleasure versus Sexy Amanda and a mystery partner of your choosing. Pick wisely, because if you lose, you may never get another title shot for a long time.

Sexy Amanda: I will win those titles.

Tequila: We'll see next week. Don't disappoint me 3WL girl.

[Amanda walked out of Tequila's office. Satisfied that she didn't have to prove herself to earn a title shot.]


Hardcore Match
Kaci Russell v Tara Lee-Shiro

[Tara Lee’s long legs are used to bend over the ropes, giving the fans a taster of her ass. She walks to the middle of the ring blowing kisses to her adoring fans as they cheer for the recently homecoming woman. She stands in the corner awaiting her opponent.]

[Kaci Russell’s music hits the arena as the dirrty diva walks out getting a mixed reaction from New Jersey, mostly cheers. She ignores them and continues to walk to the ring, she gets a rush of adrenaline and begins to run down the ramp, hopping over the ropes and halting.]

[The music stops, and the noise of metal on metal is heard as two young staff members wearing their traditional dancing dresses make their way onto the stage, pushing a trolley each filled with hardcore goodies. They get near the ring and abandon their cart and walk back up the ring and the referee sounds the bell. This move brings both women back to reality.]

[Kaci Russell charges at Tara Lee, shoving her with all her might. This causes Tara to fall against the ropes, looking like she may also have a case of whiplash, but on her rebound she spears down the Pinnacle and begins to slap the hell out of her opponent, using her perfectly polished nails to do some lasting damage. Kaci Russell throws her opponent off and backwards rolls to her feet, Tara is already approaching but Kaci is aware. Kaci’s fist comes out with a nasty looking right hook which takes down Tara Lee, sending her to the floor as the fans “ooh” for this move.]

[Kaci Russell uses this “downtime” to head to the outside of the ring and wheels one of the carts closer to the ring, Tara Lee uses a baseball slide to knock the trolley back into the body of Kaci who falls to the floor. Tara continues her assault; she tosses Kaci into the steps making her land in a sitting position. Lee then gets hold of the shopping cart and begins to gain speed, once at her desired speed she releases the trolley sending in flying into the steps. Kaci luckily moves as the top of the stairs flies out, hitting the barricade at the side of the ring. Tara Lee then grabs the first item, being a cooking tray and blasting it over the head of Kaci.]

[Tara rolls Kaci into the ring, and searches through the trolley. She finds what she’s looking for in hair spray? Tara sprays some on her palm before sliding into the ring; she grabs a lock of Kaci’s brown hair and begins to apply the spray making it turn redish! Kaci tries to scramble but Tara Lee punches her keeping her down. Tara Lee then proceeds to spray the whole head of Kaci Russell grey; this is enough edging on for Kaci who then grabs the neck of Tara yanking her down over her shoulder in a neck breaker type move.]

[Kaci Russell leans over the ropes and pulls out a stop sign with a stand. She props up the stop sign and grabs Tara’s hand, she then whips her into the ropes at an angle where she bounces off smacking into the propped sign, she falls backwards and the sign follows on top of her landing against her front with the hexagon covering the blonde head. Kaci Russell then jumps into the air, using both of her feet to stomp down on the stop sign. Kaci then grabs a chair from ringside, exiting and re-entering the ring in the process, she then begins to thrust the chair down onto the stop sign’s head, Tara’s feet scramble at the thought of her looks being ruined. She rolls out of the sign.]

[Tara Lee scrambles crawling across the ring to the trolley, she yanks out of a fire extinguisher quickly, Kaci grabs her by the shoulder and Tara unleashes her foam, spraying the Pinnacle of Perfection directly in the eyes and watering down her body. This sends her to the mat as Tara heads to the top rope; she manages to use her long legs to spring off with a moonsault connecting with Russell. Tara Lee then exits the ring and goes up to the second coffee, she wheels it down to the ring and gets out a mop and some disinfectant. In true housewife fashion, she pours some of the liquid onto the head of the mop and slides under the bottom rope. She jabs Kaci with the wooden end of the mop in the stomach, before kicking her to the floor.]

[Tara then continues to mop down Kaci, using some disinfectant which makes Kaci roll on the mat with her grey hair also getting some of the treatment. Tara Lee then begins to thrust the mop’s side down onto her opponent but with Kaci losing air, one kick sends the mop back into Tara’s face making her fall to her backside holding her head.]

[Kaci Russell looks shocked. Tara spins Kaci around, but Kaci comes at her with a European uppercut and whips her into the corner. Kaci then parts both of Tara Lee’s legs and sets a cooking tray in the same position, Kaci heads to the other side of the ring. She runs and executes a soccer kick sending the metal flying upwards into Tara’s more common area, as she screams in pain and falls to the floor. Kaci picks up her and executes a snap suplex, but she keeps her lock and rolls over Tara Lee into a DDT. Kaci attempts a cover.]

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[Kaci is pulled off the cover and out of the ring; it appears that Yuku has made it down to the ring just in time. She smashes a bottle of perfume over the head of Kaci, and shoves her into one of the trolleys. Yuku then picks her up and props her against the trolley, Yuku climbs onto the apron and runs along jumping off and descending onto the top of Snuts, she locks in a Hurricanrana position and finds it difficult given what Kaci is balancing on. Yuku then rolls Kaci into the ring. Yuku then rolls in some objects too, two chairs and a baton. Tara has risen to her feet and grabs the baton, she chokes Kaci with it but the referee obviously isn’t happy but Yuku shoves him down to the floor with it being no disqualification. The lesbians pick up two chairs, they try to crush Kaci’s head with them but her quickness is too much as she dodges the shots.]

[Kaci’s taken down though once the swinging chairs get to her with a nasty shot from Tara Lee looks like it knocks her out cold. Tara picks up Kaci and executes her signature pedigree finisher as Kaci flies to the mat. Yuku then uses the baton to use on arm to hold her down while using her foot to hold the other down. Meanwhile, Tara drops to a cover hooking the leg and leaning back.]

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Krysta Taylor: Here is your winner…TARA LEE!!!

[Star then rushes down to the ring as she and Yuku exchange punches in the ring but Tara Lee comes from behind with a shot as they begin to pummel Star in the centre of the ring. The fans then scream as Kristin Wallace stands in the ring and picks up a chair from earlier slamming it into Yuku’s back.]

[Tara turns around and grabs Kristin by her hair and knees her in the stomach, she attempts a pedigree but Kaci Russell comes from the top rope with a “Serafino” finisher to the back of Tara. Kaci Russell then picks up the chair and begins to beat down Star with it, along with Yuku and Tara.]

JLT: What the hell is happening?

[Kristin and Kaci then hug and raise each other’s arms together as “Money, Power, Respect” by Lil’ Kim plays as it looks as if an alliance has been formed, and the Bod Squad has gained a new, shocking member.]


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Epilogue

Thank you to Chad and Tim for their contributions to tongiht's show, and we had an okay week of roleplaying. I half-expected it given the state of results last week but I have been having tons of problems, but from now on we should be back on track and ready to rock and roll (oh) again...