Divas Unleashed Exile

Friday June 18th 2004
Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, New York


[In the parking lot a limousine pulls up with two flags flying from the front. The chauffeur gets out of his seat and opens the door making the sounds of “Larger Than Life” by the Backstreet Boys burst out. Kristin Wallace-Hudson steps out in a red dress with a glass of champagne in her hand, as she is followed by the equally champagne armed Kaci and Katrina. The Bod Squad seem a little drunk.]

Kaci: And I’ll tell you what girls, they are really larger than life!

Kristin: I know!

Katrina: Whoo! We’re here! Where the hell is our personal slave?

[Star walks into view holding a red, white and blue flag which seems to have the Bod Squad logo on it. Her title belt is around her waist and Katrina laughs.]

Katrina: Here she is! YAY!

[Star rolls her eyes and holds up a Bod Squad flag, which has the red, white and blue logo on a black background. Star points to it and snarles at the trio.]

Star: What the hell is this? You’re flag is so racist, there is no black on your logo, what are you trying to say?

Katrina: How was it racist? It’s on a background which is black? I don’t even know why I’m discussing this.

Kaci: Wait, Kat. It IS racist…

Star: See?

Kaci: It’s racist to gays. There’s no pink in it!

[Star sighs and slaps Kaci who stops laughing and looks on in shock. She slaps Star back as the Bod Squad retaliate by knocking Star to the floor and pummeling her with boots, Kaci picks her up and tosses her into a collection of poles and crates making them fall all over the Unleashed Champion.]

[Kaci then turns to her fellow members.]

Kaci: Now, I think we should really put pink in our flag…

[We then go into the new morbid opening for DU to the backing track of “Unintended” by Muse. We see Mya locked in a room with a straightjacket on and black tape about her mouth, then we see Crystal and Katrina on top of the Empire State Building holding the Star Spangled Banner and Union Jack against it. Lilith is locked in a burning room and Yuku Shiro stands under a swinging light.]

[We then cut into the arena where green and silver pyros explode on the stage consecutively as the fans cheer for the opening display of fireworks. We pan around the arena to see what multicolored puns and comedy signs the fans have come up with this week.]

[“Loni = Boring Spice!” “F.B.I – Female Body Invesitgator!” is a long one and “Lilithz Iz Uglyz!” is another ‘ghetto’ one. We then cut to the announce table where JLT is sitting alongside Leah.]

JLT: Hello and welcome to Exile everybody, we’re live from Uniondale, Long Island, and this is our first time in this region of New York so we are utterly pleased to be here. I’m JLT, and I’m joined by Leah Bracknull tonight.

Leah: I was appointed last week if anybody missed it, as I’m the best commentator here. Fact! But tonight, our most notable stars are on vacation but that provides a wonderful opportunity for the next generation to strut their stuff and show what they can do.

JLT: The tag team titles are on the line as Hope and Faith Clarkson defend against Sexy Amanda and a mystery partner. This is Amanda’s wrestling debut so could she have a streak of beginner’s luck? Hope and Faith, who suffered their first tag team loss last week, hope that their new “ally Grace” will be able to help them.

Leah: That is a mud wrestling match too, the first of its kind in DU. Speaking of undefeated, “Baby” Loni Persian hopes to score yet another victory against the reigning Stripped Champion Crystal.

JLT: The Bod Squad reformed last week and hope to wrestle deformed Lilith and the returning Bloo. Kaci allied with her sister-in-law last week and put their year-long feud well behind them, how will the Pinnacle and Katrina fair as a tag team tonight?

Leah: Athena, Deidre and Pandora take on Jade and a mystery partner in a handicap match this evening, but we’ve got word Pandora has been injured so wont be able to compete. More news on that as we get it.

JLT: Angel and Lacy tie up in the centre of the ring, we have Cleopatra’s corner to end the show but first we’ve got a fatal four way between Felicity, Mystika, Laura and Icenique.


[Backstage we see Angel lurking outside a dressing room labeled ‘Mystika’ with a smirk on her face and a crowbar in her hands. We then cut to the office of Tequila where she is sitting pouring herself a glass of red-wine. There is a knock at the door and in walks Renegade.]

Tequila: Didn’t I fire you?

Renegade: Yes, you did. But I want to apologise and see if there is anything I can do to get my job back, I know I tease you with crude jokes but that’s just me. I’ve grown up so much, I’m in control and loving it, rumours got me laughing kid, I’m still, I’m still Renny from the block.

Tequila: You know I hated that song…

Renegade: Want me to do a special request? I’ll dedicate it you?

Tequila: No, it’s okay. But there is one thing you could do…

[Renegade raises her eyebrow as Tequila smiles. We then cut back to the commentary team.]

Leah: Pervert and pervertette


["Ashes" by Damage Plan plays. Dark Inferno being lead out by Azrael, head to the ring. Azrael is holding a note in her hands.]

Azrael: I received this note backstage. This is what it says. 'Please come out to the ring with the rest of your stable'. Whoever is trying to play a joke better do it now and get it over with.

[The lights go out and black lights replace the light. Then a message on the Divatron is shown. It says:]

'AT LAST I'VE COME BACK SIS. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD, BUT YOU ARE FAR FROM THE TRUTH. I'M VERY MUCH ALIVE.'

[Azrael and Jade are shocked. Amanda is confused and Yuku couldn't care less. Then a figure is beingrasied up into the arena by a small elevator on the stage. Azrael falls to her knees. The figure is wearing a black cloak to hide his/her identity. The figure walks to the ring and enters. Then she walks up to Azrael. Azrael bursts into tears as she looks at the face of the figure. Then she starts screaming in Japanese. Yuku immediately knew what she was saying. Jade, who stood by her fiancee's side wasn't surprised by who the figure was. Amanda was still clueless as to what was going on.]

[The figure removes the hood and is revealed to be female with blue dyed hair.] Azrael: You're...you're supposed to be dead! Sakura! How can you be alive.

Sakura Uzuki: It's been a while sis. I've got a lot to tell you, but right now let me get to the point. Dark Inferno has just recently been formed. I saw Yuku at the Yakuza Tournament. I ran into Jade and told her to never to tell you, that I was alive and well. I've been sending you those messages because I wanted my return to be a shock to you. I guess I was right. Now seeing as you don't have a manager. I'll be your manager. If you'll let me. Me, Sakura Uzuki, offers herself to manage the self proclaimed Angel of Death. Will you take me as your manager sis?

Azrael: Yes I will. Welcome back to the realm of the living.

[Azrael and Sakura hug each other. "Ashes" by Damage Plan plays as they walk back to their locker room.]


Fatal Four Way
Felicity v Icenique v Laura v Mystika

-Commercial-

June 27th - Live on PPV! Divas Unleashed presents the first ever “United Nations” Rumble. Come see the world. Come see some action. Come see the Divas battle it out for Star’s Unleashed Championship. Demonology II. It’s twice as wicked.

[The camera cuts to the arena where Icenique is stretching in the corner. "Pretty Tied Up" by Guns and Roses plays over the sound system, and the lights fade until "the perils of Rock and Roll decadence" is heard as the first words in the song. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. She then quickly turns around and walks to the ring, and gives one final pose on the ring apron before entering the ring.]

JLT: This next match should prove to be an exciting one as four of DU’s top Divas face off in a Fatal Four Way Match. But what is really interesting is that the Askai Champion Mystika is facing off against three women who would love to be wearing the gold she has.

[The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system.]

JLT: And here she comes!

[The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four..three...two.." He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly makes her way to the ring. She makes her way towards the stairs and then pauses. Felicity is having some words with Mystika, but is greeted with the “Talk to the Hand“.]

Mystika: As far as what you have to say to me bitch. You can keep it to yourself. You know I was looking at my contract backstage and I saw that as champion, I can pick and choose my opponents from time to time. Well girls, even though my title is not on the line, I must say that right now is NOT your time.

[Mystika drops the mike to the floor and begins to walk back up the ramp. Icenique and Felicity begin to yell at Mystika, but Mystika just waves sarcastically back and continues to walk up the ramp.]

JLT: Mystika has removed herself from the match. Title or no title, she has an obligation to fulfill and these fans have the right to see the champion in action.

[As the opening horn for "Powersurge" blares, the arena lights dim and upon the first "clapping" sequence about 12.5 seconds, a huge blast of purple and pink pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. As the smoke from the explosion clears a figure can be seen standing in the smoke. As the horns resume at about 18 seconds, the figure comes out from the smoke and we see it is Laura. Suddenly however she is leveled by a shot from Mystika, with the Askai Championship. Mystika reaches down and pulls Laura up and levels her with a DDT on the stage. Icenique and Felicity charge up the ramp, but Mystika quickly disappears behind the curtain.]

JLT: What a heinous act! Laura was making her way unto the stage and the Askai Champion Mystika just leveled her. Officials are coming out to check on Laura.

[Medics appear from behind the curtain and begin to check on Laura, Icenique leans over to see when Felicity takes advantage grabbing Icenique by the hair from behind. Turning Icenique around Felicity nails her with a hard punch to the face, followed by a forearm, and then Felicity pulls Icenique to her and drops her with a vicious short clothesline. Referees try to get Felicity to take the action to the ring so the medics can check on Laura. Felicity shrugs off the referees and picks Icenique up as shoves her down the ramp. Icenique stumbles and then falls and rolls towards the ring.]

JLT: Talk about opportunistic. Felicity attacks Icenique from behind, when everyone should have been concerned about the well being of Laura. This is just not right.

[The bell rings, as Felicity stands over an obviously sore Icenique. Stomping away on her back, Felicity begins to taunt Icenique and reaches down and slaps her across the face. The referee is the ring making the count. 1...2...3...4...5...Felicity rolls under the bottom rope and back out to the arena floor. The referee immediately jumps ringside and tells Felicity to take it into the ring. Felicity threatens a punch at the ref, while reaching down, grabbing Icenique by the hair. Icenique gets to her feet and then drives a hard knee into the gut of a surprised Felicity. She then follows the knee with another and then whips Felicity into the railing around the ring. Felicity cries in pain and staggers towards Icenique, whom grabs her and rolls her into the ring.]

JLT: Finally they have made it into the ring.

[Icenique quickly climbs the near turnbuckle and launches herself, catching a dazed Felicity with a flying clothesline. Icenique goes for the pin.]

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[Felicity kicks out. Icenique then dashes into the ropes and drops a leg across the throat of Felicity. She goes for the pin.]

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[Felicity kicks out. Icenique brings Felicity to her feet and whips her into the ropes and nails her with a perfect dropkick. She goes for the pin.]

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[Felicity gets the shoulder up.]

JLT: Icenique is throwing everything at Felicity and she can’t get the pin.

[Icenique locks Felicity into a Twist of Fate, but Felicity counters with a quick suplex into a bridge.]

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[Icenique kicks out. Both Divas get to their feet and face each other. They stand there for a second trash talking each other, when Felicity kicks Icenique in the gut and runs to the ropes, suddenly Felicity drops to the canvas and drug out of the ring by.....]

JLT: Mystika! What the hell is she doing back here.

[Mystika takes a chair and nails Felicity across the back and then slides under the bottom rope. Waiting for Icenique to turn around, Mystika measures and lands a wicked shot to the head of Icenique. The referee snatches the chair from Mystika and begins to yell at her when she levels him with a hard forearm shot. Mystika then lays the chair on the may and places Icenique’s head across it. Mystika climbs the ropes.]

JLT: No, No, No! Mystika had taken herself out of this match and now she is trying to end the career of Icenique. She’s signaling for the Flight 457. WAIT!

[Suddenly sliding into the ring appears Laura with a bandage on her head. She rolls Icenique off of the chair and then catches a surprised Mystika and slams her off the top rope unto the chair. Laura, still woozy from the attack earlier, stumbles and falls through the ropes unto the arena floor. Felicity crawls back into the ring and places an arm across Mystika. Icenique rolls over and places her arm across Mystika also. The referee comes to and goes for the count.]

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[The bell rings and then the referee notices that both women have made the pin on Mystika. Looking around as if confused, the referee then goes over to the ring announcer.]

Krysta Taylor: Ladies and Gentlemen the........Winners of the match, Icenique and Felicity!

JLT: What a turn of events. From sneak attacks, to refusals to wrestle, to this outcome. This is a match for the books.

[The arena fades to darkness as Hope and Faith are lying on a four-poster bed with what looks like a blow-up doll with a brown wig and the name 'Felicity' on her chest. Hope and Faith begin to run their hand up and down the doll and in the ring Felicity looks disgusted.]


[Backstage Loni is collecting a bottle of water with her friend Summer at her side, Star approaches storming up to the table and snatching some ice and applying it to her red forehead. She stares at Loni.]

Loni: Hey

Star: Don’t “Hey” me!

Loni: Ex-

Star: I demand to know why there is no respect among the roster anymore. I’m a Princess! I wear a tiara, I should be admired my jaw-dropping spell-binding wrestling skills not beaten up because other people are racist!

Loni: Shut up you self-righteous bitch. You’re suppose to represent Divas Unleashed and you’re a disgrace!

Star: Who the hell are you!

[Star grabs Loni by the throat but Summer and Loni pull her to the floor, Loni straddles Star and punches her but Star rolls her over as both women get to their feet. Summer picks up a drink and splashes it into Star’s face making her shove her into the drinks table making it fall backwards with her on top of it.]

[Officials rush over and pull the divas apart, as we cut back to a shocked JLT.]

JLT: Star is just pissing people off left and right! She doesn’t even have match yet she’s reeking havoc.

Leah: I know, she rocks! How I adore our Unleashed Champion. I’m a Starlet!


Standard Match
Angel v Lacy

JLT: Now, we have Angel facing off against Lacy.

Leah: I can't wait! This should be a great match.

[*As "Respect" plays over the loudspeakers, Lacy comes out from behind the curtain and makes her way to the ring, ignoring the crowd's booing. She rolls under the bottom rope and goes to the nearest corner climbs to the second rope kisses her fingers then slaps her butt.*]

Krysta Taylor: In the ring, weighing in at two hundred and five pounds. Hailing from Orlando, Florida. Here is... LACY!!!!

[*Lacy jumps off the turnbuckle and looks over to the entranceway, waiting for Angel. Some fans at ringside begin to talk smack at Lacy, and she is trash talking them back.*]

[*The lights go out and a growl comes out of nowhere the arena is just a faint shade of blue and the music comes on and up from the rafters Angel is slowly decending as fog rolls along the ground. The spotlight following Angel as she get to the ground. Once on the ground, she heads to the ring.*]

Krysta Taylor: And her opponent, weighing in at one hundred and thirty two pounds. Hailing from Toyko, Japan. She is... ANGEL!!! [*Angel gets into the ring and gets into the center of the ring. She raises her hands and then brings them back down. Blue flames come from the turnbuckles and the lights come back on ended "Mindfields" by Prodigy.*]

[*Lacy doesn't wait for the ref to ring the bell and attacks Angel from behind, knocking her to the ground. Lacy starts stomping at Angel like crazy. Lacy pulls Angel up by the hair. Lacy lifts up Angel and delivers a beautiful vertical suplex. Lacy picks up Angel once again and locks in an abdominal stretch. Lacy then puts Angel over her should and slams her down onto the mat.*]

JLT: Lacy sure is showing no mercy to Angel here.

Leah: I love a powerful, dominating woman.

JLT: Riiiiiiight.

[*Lacy smiles evilly as she locks on her finisher on Angel. She struggles to get out of it but to no avail and taps out.*]

Krysta Taylor: Your winner of the match..... LACY!!!!


[Renegade is seen walking out of Tequila’s office zipping up his pants. Mya, Gabriel and Lilith are gathered outside the door and Renegade walks into them not looking up. Lilith right hands him and Gabriel pins him to the floor, Lilith then picks up his wrist and does her usual vampire routine.]

[Mya then steps over Renegade and opens the door, showing Tequila what is happening outside her office. She looks shocked as Mya has a smug look on her face.]

Mya: So, you have two choices. You can either tell me who my opponent is and save Renegade his life, or keep it from me and each minute that goes by the bite gets harder.

Tequila: Isn’t that just one choice?

Mya: No.

Tequila: Anyway, Mya, buddy. I’m not going to tell you who the opponent is, I’m going to unveil them at Demonology II. Which I stated last week, and I don’t really care about Renegade, I used him like he uses me for his sick jokes.

[Mya screams as she launches herself at Tequila as they fall onto her desk, Gabriel leaps off Renegade and pulls Mya off the current president and hoists her out of the room as the Occult leave as Mya’s screams are heard down the hall.]

JLT: Mya is stupid, Tequila is probably going to make the opponent even worse now…


[Athena is shown walking along a corridor in her ring attire, suddenly Holly Wentz jumps off with a chair in her hands. Valeria then comes from behind locking an arm around her throat, then Jake EB Wild stands in front of her with a smile on his face.]

Jake EB Wild: Aww, Athena. Or should I call you “Grace”?

Athena: Leave me alone, I’m not any wench called Grace!

Jake EB Wild: Another lie!

[Grace then elbows Valeria in the face making her release her grip, Felicity tries to catch her but she fails, Athena then snatches the chair off Holly and hits Jake with it and begins to run away.]

[Holly, Valeria and Jake then take off after her. Felicity then yells after them.]

Felicity: I’ll go the other way to cut them off!

[Felicity glances back at her teammates pursuing the so-called ‘Grace’ and then takes off running in the other direction.]

-Commercial Break-


Tag Team Match
Athena & Deidre v Jade & ???

["Ashes" by Damage Plan featuring Jerry Cantrell plays as Jade walks out with Amanda and Azrael. They are three of the members to Dark Inferno and their leader Yuku is not with them. Jade faces her opponents already in the ring. Jade smiles.]

Jade: I just would like to say a few things before I get down to that ring. First off, Pandora, you did a very dishonorable thing by betraying me. Deidre, you will never get this title back. You are not a worthy champion. Calling you a champion is a joke. You played a very dirty trick with that tournament before Forsaken Destiny. You don't deserve this belt back. Finally Athena, I've heard you say my mystery opponent would fear you. HA! I picked the best partner and I trust her with my life. Sakura, would you come out here please.

["Lament of Innocence" by Michiru Yamane plays as Azrael's sister walked out. Athena, Pandora and Deidre bursts into laughter. This is the best partner Jade could find? Sakura is a joke.]

Sakura: I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm Dark Inferno's manager.

[This makes the three laugh even harder. Now Jade found a manager to be her partner.]

Sakura: Sadly you three just don't get it. I'm not wrestling at all. I'm not Jade's partner. I'm here to introduce Jade's partner.

Athena: Yeah right! Just get in here you two so we could humiliate you both.

Sakura: Fine, you want Jade's partner so bad? You want to know who her partner is? Well Jade's partner started Dark Inferno. She is one of the toughest and most feared names in Divas Unleashed to date. She is number one in this fed.

Deidre: Yeah number one onf the jobber's list. Jade, you should just come down here and face us alone. Obviously, your partner is a newbie and is afraid of is. Who wouldn't be? We do have Athena with us. Athena is a Goddess, she is to be feared. So come down here and get what's coming to you.

[Jade nods and Sakura sighs.]

Sakura: I guess you really are clueless then. Okay here is Jade's mystery parnter. YUKU SHIRO!

[The reaction of the three divas in the ring changes from laughter to total fear. Even Athena is shaking in her boots. "Ashes" plays again as Yuku walkes out with a cold look and emotionless on her face. Jade and Yuku run down to the ring to start the match.]

[Deidre immediately baseball slides Jade as Yuku slides into the ring and pummels Athena. Deidre gets back in the ring and leaps onto Yuku's back, taking the two divas down to the mat. Athena gets up and begins to kick away at Yuku, while Deidre gets up. Pandora sees Jade outside the ring and as Jade gets onto the apron, Pandora quickly takes Jade's legs out from under her, causing the Askai Champion to nail her face on the apron and fly backwards onto the black mats.]

[Pandora is quickly chased away by Sakura, Amanda & Azreal follow Pandora for a lap around the ring before chasing her through the back. Inside the ring, Athena & Deidre have gotten the upper hand on Lady Dark Fist, with Yuku being dazed in the corner. Athena gets on her hands and knees as Deidre runs across the ring looking to use Athena as a step for her attack on Yuku. Yuku however flies from the corner and flips off Athena's back onto the approaching Deidre with a modified senton splash!]

[The crowd loves the move as Yuku stands, only to be dragged back down by Athena. Jade appears on the apron again, but this time jumps and springboards off the top rope, flying onto Athena with a clothline! As the ariel attack takes Athena down, Deidre is seen getting up in the corner. As she sees Jade rising, her eyes brighten as she immediately grabs her by the back of the head and tosses her in the corner by her hair! Deidre then lifts Jade into a DVD position and signals for her signiture.]

[Yuku gets to her feet and then NAILS Deidre in the face with a kick! This causes Deidre & Athena to stumble backwards and both fly over the top rope to the outside of the ring! Yuku then sees Athena rising, and immediately grabs her in a dragon sleeper from behind! Yuku smiles as the crowd realizes that her devastating "Life Hammer" is prepareing to be delivered. As Yuku lifts Athena into a vertical position, Athena backflips out and lands on her feet behind Yuku! Athena then dropkicks Yuku from behind! Yuku flies across the ring and chokes herself on the bottom rope which is where she lands.]

[Athena immediately charges and leaps onto the back of Yuku's neck and slides through the ropes, choking Yuku the entire way! As Athena stands outside the ring and Yuku gasps for breath, Athena clocks Yuku with a right hand! Athena then gets into the ring, only to be met by Valeria & Jake of Team X!!!]

JLT: It seems they have found Grace... and are looking for payback!

[Jake grabs Athena and throws her against the ropes, and Athena rebounds to be speared by Valeria! The referee calls for the bell, but the match is far from over as Valeria begins punching Athena. Jake slides out of the ring and begins to set up a table! Valeria gets of Athena and awaits her to rise, and Athena immediately ducks out of the ring away from Valeria's attack. Athena then turns and is lifted onto Jake's shoulders!!! Jake hits the "Extreme Brutality"(F-5) on Athena, right through the table!!!]

Leah: Take out that ho!

[Jake begins to celebrate, when Hope, Faith & GRACE appear!]

JLT: Wait a minute... if Grace is attacking Jake.... then Athena wasn't Grace!

[The masked Grace has a chair in hand and immediately takes it to the back of Jake's head, and he goes down the ground. Grace continues her onslaught of chair shots to Jake's head as Hope & Faith slide into the ring and begin to beat up Valeria! Valeria is then saved by Yuku Shiro!]

JLT: Yuku still has some bad blood with Hope & Faith from Forsaken Destiny obviously.

[Hope & Faith decide they are no longer welcome and flee to the back, taking Grace with them as Valeria & Yuku chase them to the front of the ramp where the name shouting begins. Inside the ring, Deidre has entered, but is taken down from behind by Jade with a ladder to the gut! Jade then nails Deidre in the head with it before setting it up and beginning to ascend the steps!]

[Pandora suddenly is seen running down from the audience as Jade reaches the top of the ladder! Pandora knocks the ladder over and Jade topples to the outside of the ring!!! Pandora then laughs at Jade in pain when Pandora is suddenly grabbed from behind by Yuku! Yuku immediately delivers the "Life Hammer" to Pandora as the crowd cheers for Lady Dark Fist, and the destruction of bodies around the ring.]

JLT: Jesus that was chaotic.

Leah: It was like a going out of business sale in the hood. Everyone and there mom was there just takin shit, and leaving no prisoners. Excpet for the ones who got caught stealing...


[Renegade is seen weakly running from the Occult locker room with Lilith chasing after him with her top half on as she tries to cover herself up. Renegade then climbs into his car and tries to start it as Lilith claws on the windows.]

[Bloo then pulls Lilith off the car as it speeds out of the parking lot, Lilith turns around annoyed and swings for her partner but she stops once she realizes who it is. Bloo winks at her as Lilith smirks and the duo walk into the arena together.]

JLT: Not amount of soap will ever, ever, ever get rid of the Lilith. I feel nauseated thinking about it!


Standard Match
"Baby" Loni Persian v Crystal

Leah: Next up “Baby” Loni Persian takes on Crystal in singles action, ever since her debut Loni has been undeafeated and promises a successful career in DU, that could change at Demonology if she happens to win the rumble.

JLT: Yep, that is very true. But first she has to dethrone another champion, and the bigger her streak is made out to be, the more tragic her first loss will be.

[“Brackish” by Kittie plays as Crystal walks out with her red hair newly streaked and the Stripped title upon her shoulder. She does a rock sign to the crowd and runs down the ramp and slides under the bottom. She stands and poses to the crowd before adjusting her pants.]

Krysta Taylor: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Spokane, Washington at a weight of 180lbs, she is the Stripped Champion…CRYSTAL!!!

["Chase The Ace" begins to play over the speakers as the crowd turns towards the curtain. Summer Sanders appears 1st through the curtain, followed closely behind by "Baby" Loni. Loni strides past Summer and points towards the fans as she makes her way towards the ring. Summer then sprints by Loni and slides under the bottom rope and then holds the ropes open for Loni. Loni enters the ring and both her and Summer climb opposite corners and pose for the fans.]

Krysta Taylor: Her opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia at a weight of 120lbs and to be accompanied to the ring by Summer…”BABY” LONI PERSIAN!!!

[Loni slides under the bottom rope and takes down Crystal with a spear, she nails a flurry of punches to her face before bringing her to her feet. She then punches Crystal but the Femme Fatale counters and nails a right hand to Loni, she then clutches ‘Baby’ in a headlock and tries to bulldog her but Loni shoves her to the ropes.]

[On the rebound she nails a back body drop, Crystal slams into the mat and gets back up to meet Loni with a clothesline. Crystal then scoops up Loni and whips her to the corner following up with a shoulder block to the mid-section, Crystal nails two more thrusts before she whips Loni to the opposite corner.]

[Loni then bounces over Crystal landing behind her when she comes close to the corner, Loni then leaps up into a school boy cover.]

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[Crystal rolls over as both divas find their feet, Loni races towards Crystal with a dropkick knocking the champion over the top rope to the floor below. “Baby” Loni Persian then drops to the outside of the ring as the referee begins to count.]

JLT: I hope they don’t come over here.

Leah: Ugh, you’re such a chicken!

[Loni rams Crystal’s head into the ring apron and tries to whip her into the steel steps but it is reversed and Loni crashes into them making them fall apart. Crystal rolls into the ring and stands near the ropes, she then leans back on them and flips over with a plancha but her feet catch the referee in his face as Loni and Crystal fall to the floor below.]

[Summer then leaps onto the back of Crystal with a chokehold, she locks it in but Crystal counters by grabbing onto her hair and flipping her over onto the base of the steel steps.]

[Loni gets to her feet as Crystal turns around and is met by a big boot, Loni then picks her up and rolls her back into the ring. She climbs to the top rope as Crystal gets up, Crystal turns around as Persian leaps off with a swinging DDT driving Crystal into the canvas.]

Leah: Loni currently owning Crystal in this match.

JLT: A few seconds ago it was the other way around.

[Loni then covers.]

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[Crystal kicks out, Loni then brings Crystal to her feet and knees her a few times. She then locks in a Fisherman’s suplex and thrusts her over the top of her making her land near the turnbuckle, Loni then does a ‘Crystal’ pose and leaps to the top rope and executes a “City of Crystal” move which connects perfectly.]

JLT: Haha! That’s Crystal’s finisher and she nailed it!

[Loni then covers hooking the leg.]

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[Crystal gets a shoulder up at the last second; Loni then gets off her feet as Summer climbs onto the apron and begins to argue with the referee. Persian then brings Crystal to her feet but Crystal reacts with a harsh shot to the face which knocks Loni down to the canvas.]

[Crystal then runs to the ropes and tries to execute her “City of Crystal” move but Loni rolls out of the way and Crystal lands on her feet, Loni then nails a kick to her face and executes a spinning neckbreaker which flips Crystal’s body into a cutter and Loni covers.]

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[Crystal kicks out just too late as Loni climbs to her feet, Summer applauds on the outside and rolls into the ring to raise her hand in the air. They hug as Loni rolls to the outside of the ring.]

JLT: Loni, still undefeated! How does she do it?

[The music of Icenique plays as she walks out in her bra and panties, Loni looks shocked as she stares at her at the top of the ramp at the half-dressed woman.]

Icenique: You know all the lesbians ain’t going to get with this fine ass, why? Because I don’t do that. I’m the sexiest woman here y’all and if you don’t agree, then you’re gay. All the men have taken off their hands to cover their crotches right now!

[Suddenly from behind comes Tara Lee-Shiro and she pushes Icenique, Icenique slaps her and Tara then grabs her top and begins to try and rip it off which she does as Icenique runs backstage. Tara then waves the top around her finger and walks backstage cockily as Loni and Summer look even more shocked than before.]

JLT: Puppies…great.


[Katrina is standing with the Unleashed title which she stole off Star in the assault, she positions it around her waist and poses with it.]

Katrina: I think she would look fabulous around my waist, I can’t wait to beat Star in the United Nations match.

Kaci: It looks better around mine but whatever, maybe we could both win and get two belts?

Katrina: We’re both going to win next anyway. Bloo and Lilith will be a breeze for us, they may look intimidating but when it comes to going toe to toe with them, they’re nothing.

Kaci: I think Star’s hips are too wide for the belt. You know these black women are like “Ooh, look at my fat ass isn’t it pretty?” and we’re like “No, MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, not yours.”

Katrina: So true. Anyway, Kristin’s waiting for us at the entrance. Let’s go.

[The new allies exit the locker room and head to the ring for their match.]

JLT: The Bod Squad seem confident.

Tag Team Match
Bloo & Lilith v The Bod Squad (Kaci Russell & Katrina)

[Beautiful by Creed erupts from the PA system as Caitlin Fairchild bolts down the ramp way to the ring followed by Free Fall at her heels with a HUGE Rottiwieller on a leash!! Lilith stands wide-eyed gritting her teeth growling as Charmion stands covers her mouth terrified.]

Leah: Holy shit! Here comes Fairchild!!

JLT: And Free Fall and she’s got a HORSE WITH TEETH!!!

[Kaci and Kristin wisely DIVE out of the ring jumping the guardrail for safety as Caitlin dives in getting up, and LEVELS Bloo with a vicious boot to the face turning her inside out and sending her crashing HARD to the mat! Bloo lies on the mat motionless as Caitlin begins to trade left and right closed fist with Lilith in the center of the ring!! Charmion runs screaming as Free Fall let’s the dog loose with charges CRASHING into Cerberus!! The two dogs begin to fight at ringside as Free Fall proceeds to chase Charmion around the ring yelling profanities!]

JLT: We got a WAR in the ring, and a DOG FIGHT and MARATHON around the ring folks!!

Leah: Only in DU will you see SHIT like this!

[Free Fall and Charmion make one more lap around the ring; Charmion makes for a mad dash up the ramp way, with the purple haired hellcat at her heels! Inside the ring Caitlin uses her power to muscle Lilith against the ropes with thundering rights, but the Queen of Hades counters with a vicious side knee to the gut taking the wind out of the Amazon! Lilith grabs Caitlin and launches her over the top ropes sending her crashing hard to the floor! Lilith with murder in her eyes climbs out after Fairchild.]

Leah: Oh shit, fight on the floor!

JLT: This is getting WAY too serious!

[Lilith stomps on Fairchild like a demon possessed, then grabs Caitlin and attempts to lift her, but is nailed with a stiff shot to the stomach. Caitlin stands up and wraps a big hand around Lilith's throat.]

JLT: Caitlin going for a choke slam!

Leah: Right on the floor!

[Caitlin goes to hoist Lilith up only to get nailed in the crotch area of desperation with a savage kick! Fairchild goes down hard as Lilith falls over clutching her throat coughing.]

JLT: Low blow out by Lilith saved her ass!

Leah: - That really hurts?

JLT: I know that!

[Lilith slowly pulls herself up getting to her feet; she stumbles over and proceeds to kick Caitlin again in front of JT and Renegade. She then walks over to the announcer's table and proceeds to pull the monitors out one by one tossing them to the side.]

Leah: - What the hell is she doing?

JLT: She’s tearing our table apart!

[Lilith walks over and stomps on Fairchild some more before pulling her to her feet, Lilith sets Caitlin up, and goes for a vertical suplex through the table, but Caitlin locks her leg around Lilith blocking the move. Caitlin holds on for dear life as Lilith tries to suplex her through the table.]

JLT: Fairchild fighting not to go through our table!

Leah: – She ACTUALLY believes she’s going to PUT her son through out table? WITH A SUPLEX?

[Lilith goes to give Caitlin a shot to the ribs for her to break her counter, but Caitlin sees her and takes the opportunity drop and nails her with a low blow of her own! Caitlin gets up cinching Lilith in, hoists her into the air in a crucifix position, and Black Tiger Bombs her through the announcer's table as JT and Renegade flee to get out of the way! The crowd erupts as Caitlin lies on the floor due to exhaustion as Lilith lies motionless on the broadcast announcer's table.]

Crowd - HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

JLT: HOLY SHIT IS RIGHT!! Caitlin Fairchild has put Lilith THROUGH our announcer's table with a Black Tiger Bomb!

Leah: - It’s official!! These bitches are CRAZY!!

[Beautiful by Creed erupts from the PA system as Caitlin Fairchild slowly stands up stumbling to her feet, and stands over an unconscious Lilith telling her off. The crowd erupts as cameras show the now tired dogs bloodied still squaring off with each other. Fairchild notices the her manager is gone from the ring as well as Charmion and slowly walks around the ring to the back to search for her friend leaving Lilith unconscious where she lays. Inside the ring Bloo finally stirs after taking the savage boot from Caitlin to the face.]


[Felicity is seen walking up to Holly Wentz and the rest of her Team X members. Jake turns and shouts.]

Jake EB Wild: Where the hell were you?!

Felicity: I ran into Hope and Faith! They locked me in a closet!

[Holly laughs.]

Holly Wentz: I’m sorry but given your current situation, that is pretty funny.

Felicity: I don’t think so?

Holly Wentz: Fine!

Felicity: But now I want payback, I know Val’s injured right now and they want to take us on in their stupid stipulation thing, but I’m going to do it on my own. This is between me and them, not them and Team X. So let’s just forget about it and go home.

Jake EB Wild: No, I want to see the lesbians pay. Tonight!


[Cameras show Kaci walking down the hallway to her locker room, as she reaches the door and open it she stands there in disbelief. As she walks into the locker room cameras pan around to see the Lady Dark Fist standing in her ring attire without her trench coat with and an evil look on her face.]

Kaci: What…the…fuck…

[Yuku walks up to Kaci, and stands toe to toe with her. She looks down at the floor for a sec, the looks Kaci dead in the eyes.]

Yuku Shiro: I'm going to give you a chance...to apologize for the shit you pulled at last Exile. This way I’m not forced to hurt and embarrass you more than I’ve already done in the past when we meet at Demonology 2 to see who’s gonna hunt down Star for her Divas Unleashed title belt.

Kaci: No.

[Yuku turns away smiling then looks Kaci in the eyes again.]

Yuku Shiro: You actually think you gonna beat me on Kaci? All you are is a HACK of an EX Champ...THAT'S IT! No one respects you! I’ve dominated DU since stepping foot in here, and I’ve put you on your back TWICE like the BITCH that you are, and come Demonology 2 when your lying with the rest of the bitches outside of the ring, you’re gonna be looking up at me the new Divas Unleashed Champion, it’s written in stone…all it takes is time...so I'm coming to you woman to woman and giving you a chance to apologize before THIS gets ugly.

[Kaci thinks for a minute, then looks Yuku dead in the eyes.]

Kaci: No.

[Yuku smirks again, the screws up her face giving Kaci a very evil look while getting up in her face. Russell returns the look while getting up in Yuku's face as well.] Leah: Oh man! Russell versus Shiro Part 3!!

JLT: We have to go to our next match!

Leah: What? But it looks like they're about to jump off!!

JLT: We still have to go to our next match! Hopefully all hell doesn't break loose till after it!

Leah: DAMN!


Tag Team Match
Azrael & Sexy Amanda v Pain and Pleasure (Hope & Faith Clarkson)

[Hope and Faith Clarkson walk out to "Toxic" as they raise their titles above their head as their 'mom' Christine stands behind them. They walk down the ramp and turn off towards a circular pool filled with mud.]

JLT: Now it's time for the tag team championship match, the first ever mud-wrestling match as Azrael and Sexy Amanda make their wrestling debuts what is sure to be an interesting encounter.

["Candy" by Kosaga Riyu plays as Sexy Amanda walks out onto the stage with Tequila.]

Sexy Amanda: I've come out here to reveal to you all my tag team partner for tonights match. She is one that I will depend on when I need her the most. She is a member of Dark Inferno. She is...my soon to be cousin. Please give a round of a applause to the self proclaimed Angel of Death. AZRAEL!

[Azrael's entrance them plays as she walks out wearing a black hooded cloak and carrying a Grim Reaper style scythe. She is being trailed by her sister Sakura and hands her sister the scythe. Sakura takes the scythe as Azrael takes the hood off.]

Azrael: When Amanda came to me and asked if I would be her partner. I was more than happy to accept. Tonight, Pain and Pleasure will be experiencing Hell as I make those two my first victims here in Divas Unleashed.

Sexy Amanda: Ands that not all. Tequila here has some news concerning the tag team title match tonight. Tell them Tequila.

Tequila: Amanda came to me concerned about a important issue on tonight's main event. She asked me about intereference. Amanda is concerned that her and Azrael won't get a fair match because of Grace and Christine. So I've made a decision on that. If anybody and I mean ANYBODY, who is not part of the match, steps onto the stage or tries to interfere with the match. To give their respective tag team a edge in the match. WILL BE FIRED ALONG WITH THE TEAM THEY HELP! Under no circumstances are there to be anybody coming down to aid either Dark Inferno or Pain and Pleasure. I hope I've made myself clear on that.

["Candy" by Kosaga Riyu plays as Azrael and Amanda walk to the ring. Amanda and Hope exchange glances as she disrobes from her outfit and dips her hand into the pool of mud. She smiles as both Azrael and Amanda stare towards the Clarksons. Pain and Pleasure show no signs of fear though as they indulge in a passionate kiss as some male members cheer.]

Krysta Taylor: The following contest is a mud-wrestling match for the Tag Team Championships. You must either pin or submit your opponent while in the pool, and if a woman is pushed out of the circle more than three times that woman is eliminated.

[The referee calls for the bell as both tag teams climb into the ring, Hope tackles Azrael pushing her into the mud as they roll around on the shallow surface, Hope then twists Azrael around to submerse her head in the water choking her. Faith gets knocked down with a clothesline as Sexy Amanda comes to the aid of her partner with a neckbreaker.]

[Faith then gets up and leaps with an elbow drop to Azrael, she then twists Azrael’s wrist around twice but the debuting diva climbs to her feet, she then back flips undoing the twist and brings Faith down into a DDT making her face become mud-stained.]

JLT: I keep wanting to say Israel, but no, soon you’ll be calling Israel Azrael.

Leah: Oh great commentating. I was going to say that you can drown in six inches of water, and that’s about three, but with all those women in it and the referee it should be drowning capable.

JLT: Smooth. A lovely way to keep the viewers on the edge of there seat…

[Faith Clarkson then rolls around as Azrael grabs both of her legs, Faith then rolls and flips Azrael into the mud landing hard on the mud. Hope and Sexy Amanda are on the other side of the ring, where Amanda has Hope sitting on the bouncy edge of the ring. Amanda then leaps next to her and jumps sidewards trying to execute a hurricanrana but Hope counters by shoving Amanda backwards making her land on the concrete floor outside the ring.]

[The referee holds up his hand meaning Amanda has two strikes left, Amanda then picks up a chair and tosses it into the ring. The referee picks it up but Hope snatches it from him, Amanda then picks up another and climbs back into the ring. Hope Clarkson and Sexy Amanda then challenge each other but Azrael has perfect timing as she whips Faith between them as they both swing their chairs. They nail a double chair shot to Faith making her sink to the floor.]

JLT: Ouch!

Leah: Are chairs legal?

JLT: I think so. Tequila said there was no interference…

[Amanda tosses the chair to Azrael as she catches it Hope launches at her with a superkick making the chair connect with her face. Amanda drops to a cover onto Faith but Hope breaks it up by slamming her chair into Amanda’s back.]

[The referee then snatches the chair off her and picks the up next to Azrael launching them out of the ring. Hope then turns to Azrael who leaps onto her shoulders and rolls over picking up the lesbian into a powerbomb position, Azrael walks to the edge of the pool and slams Hope down onto the concrete of the outside.]

[Azrael and Amanda then team up in the ring as they both grab a limb of Faith and pick her up and slam her down ramming her into the mud and pulling her out. They then drop her and jump onto her back and jump up and down making Faith go further into the mud.]

Leah: They look like African tribes, dancing around the fire on people’s bodies.

JLT: Wow, have you been to Africa?

Leah: No but I saw the Lion King.

JLT: Ah, great movie.

Leah: It really was.

[Sexy Amanda then scoops up Faith and applies a butterfly powerbomb slamming her into the canvas, Sexy then pins her to the floor.]

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[Hope Clarkson then leaps from the side onto Azrael making the twosome fall backwards onto the referee before he can finish the count. Amanda gets off the cover and applies a full nelson to Hope, but Hope counters by leaning forward as Amanda flips and lands on her feet behind her. Hope then grabs her head and pulls her down into a sit-down facebuster.]

[Hope then helps up Faith as Christine shouts instructions from the side of the ring, Azrael runs towards them, they flip her into a sitting position before dropping her onto both of the lesbian’s knees. Azrael stands up and turns around as they execute a double suplex slamming her into the mud which flies up into the air and some spits into the referee’s face.]

JLT: Good team work by the tag champs.

Leah: Why not just call them the fake as hell, lesbian wannabes, not even legal in 48 states hoes who want to bed anybody but each other?

JLT: Because that would be rude, Leah.

[Faith and Hope both cover Azrael.]

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[Kick out at the last second. Faith and Hope then look at each other and wink. Sexy Amanda then comes from behind with a choke hold onto Faith from behind but she ducks and pushes Amanda forward into Hope who lays a huge muddy kiss onto her.]

[The fans roar as Sexy Amanda looks shocked, Hope then pushes her making her fall over Azrael’s body and rolls her up into a cover. Amanda rolls straight out of it through and spears Faith down into the mud. Amanda charges who executes a Northern Lights suplex and covers]

[The referee counts as Azrael finds her feet, Faith clotheslines her as both women tumble to the outside.]

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[Hope raises her arms in victory as smile emerges over her face. Amanda lies in mud as Azrael gets up, she picks up a chair and whacks Faith in the back with it. Suddenly swinging on a rope comes Grace who flies and lands in the mud.]

JLT: I think it’s all about to kick off, the match is over now, interference is allowed.

[Grace stands to protect her lesbians including Christine as Sexy Amanda and Azrael re-group. The music of Team X sounds into the arena as they walk out on the stage, the foursomes then both stare at one another.]


JLT: Folks we just got word there's a fight in the back!

Leah: Who?

JLT: Whom do you think?

Leah: Damn! Let's get back there!

[Cameras go back to outside Kaci's locker room where yelling, and banging can be heard from inside!]

Leah: It's a friggin brawl in there!

JLT: Someone needs to get in there and break that up!

[The door to Kaci's locker room smashes open as two bodies spill out onto the floor of the hallway! Backstage hands part like the Red Sea as Kaci and Yuku wrestle on the floor pounding away at each other!]

Leah: Forget it! They came out!!

JLT: They're at each other's throats!!

[Yuku pulls Kaci to her feet and nails her with a haymaker backing her up! Yuku dives as Kaci hitting a tackle, but as they hit the ground Kaci executes a monkey flip launching Yuku over her through the air and on his back! Kaci hits a kick up getting to her feet, as Yuku slowly gets up clutching her back. Russell charges with a shoulder to Yuku gut lifting her off her feet and carrying her half way down the hallway! They crash into a vending machine almost knocking it over! Yuku responds with a knee to the gut to Russell, a hard elbow to the back, followed by a knee to the jaw. Lady Dark Fist goes for another right, but Russell traps her punch and rocks her with a right of her own! The two women trade blows brawling down the hallway as personnel followed by security follow from behind trying to figure out a way to break this up.]

Leah: What the hell is security doing! Somebody get in there!

JLT: You get in there!

[Kaci rocks Yuku with another right sending her reeling, Russell goes for a clothesline, but Yuku ducks it, spins around and hits a spear to the kidney sending Russell forward! Yuku rushes with Kaci and uses her as a battering ram to smash right through Tequila's office door!]

JLT: DAMN!

Leah: Right through the boss’ door!

[As startled Tequila jumps up as Yuku slowly gets to her feet, and looks for something heavy. Kaci struggle to get to her feet as well clutching her back.]

Tequila: What the hell is going on here? Break this up!!

[Yuku grabs a vase nearby with roses, dumps the contents on the floor, and bashes it across Russell's back shattering it! Kaci crumbles to the floor!]

Tequila: I said break it up!

[Kaci struggles get to her feet, but Yuku grabs her first picking her up, whips her around and launches her right into Tequila's trophy case!]

Tequila: Dammit! My trophy case!!

[The glass breaks as trophies, and title belts fall to the floor! Kaci crumbles to her knees as Yuku takes the trophy case and pulls it down dumping it on top of Russell burying her!]

Tequila: Dammit! I said break it up!!

[Tequila charges to grab Yuku, but the Lady Dark Fist in an adrenaline rush nails with a savage kick to the gut bending her over! Yuku looks around as Tequila tries to stand straight, grabs her old GWF Women’s title lying on the floor, backs up, and LEVELS Tequila with it! The DU President hits the ground laid out cold! Yuku looks at the title, spits on it, and the tosses it to the floor panting.]

Yuku Shiro: This is my world…bitch…

[Yuku stumbles out of the office pushing past security and attendants alike. Attendants walk over to Tequila still out cold, and busted open on the floor. They walk over to her fallen trophy case, and lift it off of Russell tossing it to the side.]

Attendant - Get some help...now!

[The attendants check on both Kaci and Tequila who slowly comes to.]

Leah: Russell looks banged up!

JLT: You think? And look at Tequila! Yuku actually leveled the boss!

Leah: Bad for business....

JLT: Russell is down and out...no telling what damage was done in that fight, and she has a tag match tonight! As for Tequila...all I have to say is Yuku just made the WRONG move tonight! She maybe the Lady Dark Fist, but one thing you DON’T do is cross the boss!


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Epilogue

Thank you to Margaret & Bruce for their matches on tonight's card. Next week is our pay per view in which all of the divas are featured in our UN match, if you haven't sent in your country yet please do. Thanks for reading and we hope you're enjoying the show so far.