Friday, June 4th, 2004
American Airlines Arena, Dallas, Texas

[After a more morbid opening, Tequila struts to the ring dressed in a white suit and announces that Shane Rockford has taken a leave of absence due to stress and that she will in charge while he is away. Her first act of business to get rid of what she calls "dead weight" and proceeds to fire Renegade, Brandy Dahl, Josh Diaz, Lei Yu and even trusty ring announcer John Roe. But, when she really did seem like she was on a power craze when she sanctioned a match at Demonlogy II with all divas facing Unleashed champ Star.] [A "United Nations" match will feature each diva representing a country and having to dress and represent to the best of their ability. Each country will be put into a lotto draw and randomly selected by a computer, and the eliminations are by pinfall only. Tecky also said it was a first come first served basis for the countries of your choice. Before the blonde could continue, she was interupted by Icenique who strutted out in her ring attire and told her new boss to get out of 'her' ring. Tequila obided this time but gave Icenique an intruiging look.] Debutants Match [Erica Lopez no shows in the entrances and Melissa Diaz immediatley singles out Icenique and nails her finishing move to the diva, who played possum from the move only to come back and illegally slam Melissa in the back with a steel chair. Athena and Loni Persian also tied up with one another and it looked as if there would be no winner when Loni pulled out a victory roll out of nowhere to score the victory. She fled from the ring though after the mad fellow debutants wanted some revenge.] Winner: "Baby" Loni Persian. [Sexy Amanda walked into Tequila's office and demanded a title shot, but Tequila smiled and liked Amanda's enthusiam before asking the camera to leave. Did Amanda get her shot? Elsewhere, Krysta Taylor (openly bitching about her fiance's departure) scored an interview with Angel. Angel remained silent throughout, and the lights went out and resumed seconds later to have Krysta lying on the floor with a gash on her forehead and Angel no where to be seen.] Angel v Felicity v Lilith [Angel debuted her entrance which did not impress the equally mysterious Lilith who blindsided Angel from behind at the start of the match. Felicity took time to watch them fight before she refreshingly came back fiercely, the lights went out mid-way through the match and Angel had once again disappeared. Felicity then took her time mocking Lilith before pinning her.] Winner: Felicity [Hot off her match, Felicity joined her fellow Team X members who had an uninvited guest - Bloo - who seemed to be sucking up the attention from Holly and Val, Jake loved the fact she was a lesbian and brushed off Felicity who vowed to "show them".] [Pain and Pleasure were also backstage polishing their new championships, Veronica and Laura walked past and Hope and Faith laid them out with belt shots to the back of their heads. Content with themselves, they indulged in some lesbian kissing before they headed to the ring.] Faith Clarkson v Valeria Sanchez [Valeria Sanchez, who was avenging the humiliation of Felicity, was controlling the new champion Faith Clarkson. With each diva's finisher laid out the two lie motionless in the ring. Christine then pulled the referee out of the ring as Valeria hoped to have a cover. Holly Wentz then bombared her fellow red-head with a spear and a cat fight followed. With this huge distraction, a woman sporting a t-shirt and hat which said "Grace" with a mask on laid out Val with a tag title, evil Faith wasted no time in covering.] Winner: Faith Clarkson [Lacy and Deidre push each other on the way to the ring and Lacy does it hard enough to send Deidre falling onto a table of cakes, no clue what it was doing there but it made Deidre's ring attire covered in cake stains. Meanwhile, Katrina pulls up in a limosuine (green, of course) with Kristin Wallace and her hubby Oliver. They walk into the ring arena as Katrina waves to Mya who ignores her.] [An emotional Brandy Dahl said she will find her last show tough, fighting back the tears she introduced her last guests Kristin and Oliver Hudson. Kristin said that next week she will be holding auditions for the Bod Squad as she doesn't want the stable dying, and said that anybody from across the world will be able to try out. Then Kristin nobely apologised to her sister in law Kaci and asked her to come to the ring. When Kaci didn't a Cuban man appeared on the video wall and said Kaci and another gentlemen were in custody in Cuba and won't be released without bail. The newlyweds looked shocked.] [Could things get any worse? Why yes, as Queen of the Nile Cleopatra was carried out to the ring. She then assaulted Kristin and Oliver with her finisher before beating up Brandy Dahl post from post and then slamming her through her own coffee table. Cleopatra then said she has been chosen as Brandy's replacement and next week it will be the debut of "Cleopatra's Corner"] [A newer sexier Pandora talked to Jade backstage, and said that they are both Oriental and should stick together. Jade agreed and the divas did a Japanese symbol of friendship and unity. In other words, a pinky swear.] Deidre & Lacy v Pandora & Yuku Shiro [Yuku Shiro, disapointley still normal as rumours aren't true, decided to walk on out Pandora once again. Pandora, having been left alone, was then almost pinned by Lacy when Yuku returned to the match. Deidre got revenge though as she illegally used some brass knuckles to lay out Yuku and pin her. Lacy and Deidre then raised their arms until Deidre turned on Lacy and began to viciously assault her including a pummel assualt using the knuckle dusters.] Winners: Deidre & Lacy [Deidre then burst into Tequila's office and demanded a title shot against Jade, a re-match. Tequila said that she already had plans for Jade so Deidre then asked for a match against Lacy but that was denied too. Angry, Deidre then tipped over Tequila's desk and leapt onto the new boss attacking her with those golden knuckles.] [Crystal and Star got into a preview fight backstage and had to be pulled apart by officials before Crystal said her title would be on the line to anybody who thinks they can drink. Yes, drink. Mystika was visited by Caitlin Fairchild who praised her for a good win at the pay per view. Lilith showed up and challenged the two divas to a handicap match next week which was accepted.] Jade v Mystika [Mystika and Jade met their match with one another, with both champions trying to get the victory over the other. Mystika pulled out all her signature moves and Jade too lots of high risks, including a springboard shooting star press. But both divas superkicks were enough to knock them out and make them both go down for the ten count causing a draw.] Winners: Jade & Mystika [Tara Lee-Shiro gives Leah an interview and announces that her partner won't be joining her so in fairness, and that means it is now a singles match between Katrina and Tara. Katrina walks up to Tara and the two sex kittens exchange glances.] Katrina v Tara Lee-Shiro [Katrina and Tara tangle with a katfight, with nails flying as the wrestling match turned into an ugly bar brawl. Katrina then previewed her Sex Files 2 on the video wall which led to Tara being confused and ended up being caught with a "Kat's Eye" scoring Katrina the victory.] Winner: Katrina [Star comes out on the stage and demands next week she have a parade to celebrate her six month anniversary as Unleashed Champion. Emerald O'Connor, aka Lady Covenant, appears on the video wall and says a "Star Spangled Night" will be brilliant.] Crystal v Star [13th Street Brawl anyone? After both being wounded from their matches, Star and Crystal wasted no time in assaulting each other with high flying and submission moves all hoping to break something. Yuku Shiro interfered taking out Star with her "Life Hammer" and prompting Crystal to nail her finisher for the one, two, three.] Winner: Crystal [Star got up in rage and stared at Yuku Shiro who was joined by Jade and Tara Lee-Shiro on the stage as Star was shaking with anger.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue So sorry about thre results this week. Due to Nicole moving and her internet connection being shabby, and my job deciding to let me close 3 nights in a row, Exile fell into the folds. However, a new card will be posted and life will go on... believe it or not. Nicole apologizes profusely, as do I. Congrats winners, and thank you Yuku for your segments which have gone un-used. You deserve a metal or decorative plaque. Cheers! -Chad-