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Friday March 12th 2004
[Marilyn Manson’s unique cover of “Like A Virgin” plays as the opening begins for Exile, after that ends we head into a vignette which recaps the previous happenings for the fans who may have mysteriously forgotten.]
[We pan around the arena to the buzzing audience and spot such signs as “Blondes = Dead” “Let me kiss the Kitty!” “Go Valeria!” before focusing our eyes on Renegade and JLT, with the fans in the background acting like asses to try and get our attention.]
Renegade: Iowa must be the world’s biggest tuna producing state in all America, because it sure is fishy out here tonight. That’s what I love to smell, some good old elbow grease from the citizens, they never stop working do they?
JLT: Erm, Renegade, I noticed Tara and Yuku were out here earlier, they were complaining about not getting any privacy…
Renegade: Well I’m sure I’m not the first guy to have this connection with Tara Lee. We’re back from a two-week hiatus and it was good to get away and get some peace from all the T and A in Divas Unleashed, but I was itching to get back! I even showed up at this arena yesterday I was that excited!
JLT: I’m sure that fans are very excited too because we have the first ever two round challenge featuring, not one, not two, not three, but all of the divas in one ring! They’ll all be hoping to pick up a victory to become the next contender for Star’s Unleashed Championship!
Renegade: Another person whose hopes are running high this evening is Vanessa, who has got the chance to wrestle for her reinstating following her suspension but the drawback is that she has to face the reigning champion Star. If Shane has another screw job planned, even the US Army couldn’t help Vanessa!
JLT: At Misanthrope aside from that screw job, we saw Katrina successfully defend her championship against Nyssa and Valeria. She faces another challenger tonight when she takes on Mystika, I guess this is Mystika’s chance to shine, if she can pick up the title tonight, it’d shoot her through the ranks!
Renegade: Titles were pretty much the subject at that very special pay per view, and one person who picked up a championship, more specifically the Askai was Laura. She teams with the Mystery Within, Pandora tonight to take on returning diva Alexandra and monstress Athena!
JLT: Both Alex and Athena were working for Tequila, we don’t know her condition but we can guarantee she will not be showing up this evening so I’m certain Shane Rockford has made the most of that and will heavily abuse his power!
Renegade: Well a person who has even more power than our boss is Italy’s Princess Vittoria who will talk exclusively, for the first time, to Brandy Dahl on the Dahl House. I have not seen royalty in the flesh so I am on the edge of my seat!
JLT: And I’m very confused why Jenna Jameson has arrived this evening? Has Tara Lee invited her? Did you see that kiss? I’m not sure. I think we’ve got an affair on the making here.
Renegade: You’re so nosey, can’t you see Jenna has come back for more? I'm right here baby, bigger than ever. Swedish products are the best kind!
[“Hip Hop Star” by Beyonce invades the arena as the fans rise to their feet to show their hatred for the Unleashed Champion, Star. Out walks the Glittering Goddess in a white dress with her hair up, she parades her championship around like she actually earned it. Mya is at her side dressed in her black trench coat, her hair covering the side of her face and her head down. The duo walk to the ring as Star spends most of the time with a smug look on her face but Mya is more concerned about heading straight to the ring and snatching the microphone from John Roe. Mya speaks with her head still down which interrupts Star’s entrance but never the less, she still shows off her gold.]
Mya: I find it kind of funny, I find it hilarious actually. How the hell my close friend impregnates the Hollywood whore is beyond me, but my sides of splitting at the thought. I almost broke into a smile I could hardly contain myself. It is so obvious it is a plan to try and hurt me, but I’ve been hurt too much to be emotionally scarred by this announcement. In fact, I think Kaci has had her eye on Gabriel ever since we started here.
Mya: But you know Kaci, if she sees, she has to have. I even told Shane about her little plan, and he has rightly denied her any payoff or maternity leave from Divas Unleashed. Kaci never learns, she’s what a like to call a vanilla diva, you know, nothing special.
Mya: You’d think I’d be furious at this revelation, but I know Gabriel isn’t as stupid as t-
[Star takes the microphone from Mya and begins to talk herself as Mya shoots her a filthy look and stares at her head. Star meets the glare and waves at Mya.]
Star: How great am I? Not only have I successfully defeated a string of opponents, Mya included. I’m the most deserving champion ever to grace this belt, after all the hard work, I will never let it go. Bianca had been in the running for two-minutes after her little tag team career failed, but I want some real competition! Which is why I’m so happy about the all diva contendership match later on, because whoever can survive 20 other divas is surely worthy of this belt?
Star: In fact, I like to consider myself the greatest champion. No offence to you Mya as you held it the longest, but were you as generous as I? You just held it to your chest with that dazed insanity across your face, I offer my services to all the divas, I believe in equality. Everyone should have their own right.
Star: I have another point to address tonight. I’m torn between this fine federation which treats me with the respect and admiration I deserve and the hell hole one-sided failing 3WL. As I’m one of the divas to be in both promotions, if I don’t get any respect from 3WL soon, I’m going to do what I did to my baby and terminate it!
[“You Give Love A Bad Name” by Bon Jovi interrupts whatever Star was going to go onto say, as Emerald O’Connor walks out to a warm reception. She stares at the two divas in the ring as she paces down to the ring, her hair flowing. She slides under the bottom rope and runs towards Mya spearing her down and unleashing a fury of punches onto the Anti-Hero. Star comes to the aid of her partner and pulls Emerald off as both the Unleashed Champion and Emerald Jewel exchange stares.]
[“Faint” by Linkin Park causes the fans cheering of seeing the two divas they had the most attacked, is interrupted by a deafening sound of boos as Shane Rockford struts out with a huge smile upon his face. He calls for his music to be cut and puts a microphone to his lips, Star and Emerald have ended their stare and turn towards the owner.]
Shane Rockford: Man, Emerald you have some balls! Never in a million years would someone how the nerve to do that to Mya, I admire you for doing that. It shows passion, it shows desire, it shows I underestimated you. You know, I’ve decided I’ve got an ultimatum for you. Either you join me and my force on my team, or you’re fired. Have a nice time deciding!
[Star laughs at Emerald as the Irish diva exits the ring and walks up the ramp, Shane turns and his music resumes. Emerald has a confused look on her face, as well as a pleased one at the compliments. Mya gets to her feet and has to be restrained from going after Emerald O’Connor.]
Renegade: That’s unfair isn’t it? If Emerald doesn’t join Shane’s so-called ‘team’ then she’s fired? When we predicted Shane was going to be a little more confident tonight, we underestimated him!
JLT: I’d say he’s power-mad, he was very true about what he said about Emerald. She does have balls attacking Mya, but you know the Anti-Hero, if you so much as look at her wrong she’ll have your ass.
Renegade: She didn’t seem too disturbed at Kaci’s pregnancy, but we’ve yet to hear from the Pinnacle about the situation. Next up we’ve got the newly returned diva Alexandra in action. Don’t go away!
-Commercial Break-
Tag Team Match
JLT: Why does Laura have to make our jobs hell? She always manages to get involved with people whose name rhyme with hers. First Aura, now Pandora! But speaking of Aura Carcia-Lopez, we have an announcement that she suffered a bad shoulder injury in her cage match and is currently recovering at home.
Renegade: Yes, we won’t see her for a while. But one person who we also saw in that match was Alexandra who attacked Laura and company from behind with a steel chair after being introduced by Tequila.
JLT: I bet Tequila’s mad at Athena, considering the giant was supposed to protect her. Pandora also didn’t have a good night though; she and Mystika took a nasty fall together. I’m sure she’s not a 100%!
[“Trouble” by Pink plays as Athena strolls to the ring wearing an American flag bikini top, really short black shorts cut low to show her matching g-sting, high laced black boots, and a blue handkerchief wrapped around her head, sucking on a lollipop. She smiles and waves to the crowd. Athena climbs on the apron and dips low between the ropes smiling as the crowd mostly men cheer and whistle as she enters the ring. Athena walks around the ring waving to the fans before she stretches to warm up for her match.]
John Roe: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing the first team member, from Houston, Texas, at a weight of 235lbs; she is Princess Power…ATHENA!!!
[Alexandra’s music plays over the PA system as she walks out waving to the crowd. She slaps some fans hands before sliding into the ring. She nods to Athena and the two begin to discuss tactics.]
John Roe: Introducing her part-
[As the opening horn for "Powersurge" blares interrupting John, the arena lights dim and upon the first "clapping" sequence about 12.5 seconds, a huge blast of purple and pink pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. As the smoke from the explosion clears a figure can be seen standing in the smoke. As the horns resume at about 18 seconds, the figure comes out from the smoke and we see it is Laura. Laura makes her way to the ring with a cocky smirk and a cocky swagger in her step, doing so in the middle of the ramp so that way no fans can make any contact with her and within 15 seconds has gotten to the ring, where upon she dives into it headfirst. Once back on her feet she climbs to the second rope of the closest turnbuckle and poses herself with her arms in the shape in an "L" and takes in the fans' reactions towards her before getting down and sprinting to the turnbuckle directly diagonal from the one she was on, gets on the second rope there and poses with her arms in an "L" again.]
John Roe: Their opponents, introducing first, from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, at a weight of 134lbs, she is the Queen of Wrestling and Askai Champion…LAURA!!!
["My Immortal" by Evanescence plays and the room darkens and purple and yellow pyros explode and a cloud of smoke fills the entrance and Pandora back springs out onto the ramp and then poses with arms at her waist. Then runs and slides into the ring.]
John Roe: Her partner, from Mito Japan, at a weight of 130lbs, the Mystery Within…PANDORA!!!
[Pandora and Laura nod to each other as they rush towards the two A’s, with Pandora leaping onto Alexandra’s shoulders with a Hurricanrana which catches the returned diva off guard. Laura meanwhile nails a stern shot to the groin of Athena before the referee calls for the bell. Alexandra and Pandora are then escorted from the ring to their respective corners by the referee. Athena, doubled off from the blow, is then taken to the canvas as Laura bounces to the rope and executes a scissors kick.]
[Laura then tags in Pandora as the two wait for Athena to get to her knees. Athena sits up holding her neck as the two lightweights rush towards her with a double dropkick which sends her back to the floor. Pandora then rushes to the ropes and bounces off the top one with a springboard moonsault which lands on target to the giant. Athena manages to grip the Mystery Within and holds her close as she gets to her feet. Athena then bench presses Pandora over her head and begins to circle the ring before she tosses her body into the direction of Laura. They collide sending both of them down to the outside of the ring.]
JLT: That shows how much power Athena actually has, she’s a true Goliath!
[Athena tags in Alexandra, Alex climbs up to the top rope as Athena then grabs her in a bench press. On the outside of the ring Pandora and Laura have risen to their feet and are using each other for support, Athena runs towards them and flings Alexandra over the top rope as she nails a cross body sending all three women down on the outside. Alexandra is the first up and brings up Laura with her, she punches Laura a few times before whipping her into the steel steps. Alexandra then turns her attention to Pandora and rolls her into the ring.]
[Alexandra slides in after her, she scoops up Pandora and plants her on her feet. Pandora fires back with some punches to the face though and whips Alex to the ropes; Pandora runs to the opposite and leaps off the canvas colliding with her opponent with a flying clothesline lariat. Pandora yanks Alexandra off the mat by her hair and tosses her to the corner. She props her on the second rope, and climbs up with her, Pandora then puts her into a superplex position.]
[Athena walks along the apron and gets her long legs up into the face of Pandora which sends her falling backwards to the ring. Alexandra then sees and opportunity and flies off the top rope with a swanton bomb which connects with the Japanese native.]
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[Laura interrupts the count by grabbing Alexandra’s leg and pulling her off the cover. Athena rushes into the ring and runs towards Athena but Laura has the giant scouted and nails a drop toe hold which sends Athena falling into the ropes. Alexandra comes from behind with a back suplex attempt to the Askai Champion but Laura counters by rolling out of it and landing behind Alex. Laura grabs her by the neck and yanks her down to the canvas in a neckbreaker. The referee shoves Laura back to her corner as well as Athena. Pandora has had time to recover so walks to her corner and tags in Laura.]
Renegade: Pandora and Laura are really working well together! Despite having us get tongue tied with their names, they’re making quite the team!
[Laura then climbs into the ring and scales up onto the shoulders of Pandora from behind. Pandora then holds onto Laura’s legs as Laura leans backwards with her arms stretched out and her fists clenched together. Pandora walks to Alexandra who is getting up, Alexandra turns around and Pandora spins sending Laura’s fists straight into the face of Alexandra. Athena rushes into the ring but Pandora spins in the other direction making the fists hit her in the stomach. Laura then flips backwards and grabs Athena’s head yanking it down to the canvas.]
[Pandora exits the ring, the Queen of Wrestling then kicks Athena in the side making her roll out of the ring. Laura and Alexandra then lock up in a grapple, with Laura twisting Alexandra’s arm and bending her body into a chicken wing suplex and thrusts her backwards into the canvas. Laura then picks up Alexandra and whips her to the ropes. Athena makes a blind tag as Laura executes a spinning DDT driving her down to the canvas. Laura makes a cover.]
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[The referee realizes Alexandra isn’t the legal person so stops counting. He tries to explain it to Laura but she fires at him with a ton of insults causing a massacre of the ‘bleep’ button to the editing room.]
JLT: There’s that foul mouth of hers!
[Pandora begins to shout at Laura to warn her off the giant behind her, Laura turns and gets a boot to the face from Athena. Athena scoops up the champion and executes a back breaker; she does it once more before she slams Laura into the mat headfirst. Pandora has scaled to the top turnbuckle and tries a cross body but Athena catches her and scoop slams her down onto Laura.]
[Athena then signals for her finisher but Pandora is holding onto her leg making her unable to move, Athena shakes her off. Nyssa has rushed down the ramp and slides into the ring, with the referee being caught up with Pandora he doesn’t see her. Nyssa sprays deordorant into the eyes of Athena blinding her before she rushes out of the ring and up the ramp.]
JLT: What was that all about? Nyssa just sprayed something into the eyes of Athena!
[Athena, now blinded, starts swiping her eyes but finds she can’t see still. Pandora brushes off the referee as Alexandra begins to complain to him about the interference. Pandora shoves Alexandra into Athena. Athena not being able to see who’s she got hold of, grabs Alexandra by the throat and launches her up into a chokeslam sending her slamming into the mat, injuring her own partner.]
[Pandora and Laura then join arms and double clothesline Athena over the top rope to the outside, the both then lay on top of Alexandra in a double cover. The referee drops to count the pinfall.]
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John Roe: Here are your winners…LAURA & PANDORA!!!
Renegade: I guess Athena should really learn to tell when she’s attacking her own partner! That was some sly move by Pandora! Laura and Pandora pick up a victory thanks to their great team-work!
JLT: How about thanks to Nyssa? She sprayed Athena with that mace, but I’m sure this isn’t the best of debuts for Alexandra, which you can’t really blame her for. But I think this is through the whole Shane Rockford and Tequila feud we’ve got going on.
Renegade: Considering Tequila employed both Athena and Alexandra, and Nyssa’s Shane’s girl, it doesn’t take one long to figure that out Jamie.
[“Baddest Bitch” by Trina begins to play over the arena as the fans rise to their feet applauding the arrival of one of their favourite superstars. Bianca walks out in a black dress, her bruising disappeared, her leg functioning properly. Miss Rhiannon struts out in a white dress, all dressed up and looking good. Rhiannon and Bianca then walk to the ring together acknowledging the fans along the way.]
Renegade: This is weird, I think it’s the first time we’ve seen Miss Rhiannon and Bianca come to the ring together? I thought they were enemies actually!
JLT: They obviously have something they both want to address, otherwise they’d come to the ring separately.
Renegade: Aren’t you the Sherlock?
[Bianca climbs into the ring and takes the microphone from John Roe. She smile to the fans as her music dies down and Rhiannon stands not too far away from the Baddest Bitch.]
Bianca: After the trauma and drama in the period before Misanthrope, I am happy to say I’m all cool now. I don’t have shit with anyone as for Mya, Star and all those weirdos, they can kiss my ass. I’m going to get that title but I have been really selfish so I’m not right now. I’ve been selfish to the fans when I was fighting Star, I ignored them and I’m sorry about that. So to make it up to you guys, I’ve hooked up with Rhiannon and we’re going to bring you a very special x-rated edition of Ringside next month!
Bianca: As I think Rhiannon’s got a pretty tight body, nothin’ compared to mine though, we’d thought we’d satisfy you fans everywhere! Nothing’s better than two hot girls right?
[The fans begin to cheer, the male ones anyway, but Bianca’s decision if she should carry on talking is cut short as “Money, Power, Respect” by Lil’ Kim plays over the PA system as Kristin Wallace walks out in a red dress, with her red hair tied back as per usual. She struts down the apron and climbs into the ring, with assistance from Rhiannon. Kristin takes the microphone from Bianca and smirks at her.]
Kristin Wallace: Say, B’, who’s that behind you?
[Bianca turns around as a newly arrived and ring-attire clad Katrina smashes her over the head with the Rockford State Championship. Katrina and Rhiannon then immediately drop the floor and begin to pummel Bianca as Kristin watches on. The fans’ usual cheering of the Bod Squad turns to booing.]
JLT: What? I thought the Bod Squad was good? Why are they doing this?!
[The duo scoop up Bianca off the canvas and put her into postion for the trademark Bod Squad finisher “Beautiful Bodies” which is executed perfectly. That’s not all as Rhiannon and Katrina bring Bianca to her feet, Kristin steps forward and begins to shout in the face of Bianca before slapping her hard across the face sending her down to the canvas. The fans begin to chant against the trio as the sexy red-head regroups them and they leave the ring. Ignoring the hatred from the fans.]
Renegade: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! Can you believe that? The Bod Squad, who were once good over evil fighters, just turned their back on not only their ally Bianca but their fans!
JLT: But why?!
Renegade: Sometimes you just have to get head. Oops, I thought Jenna was here, I meant get ahead. You see from my point of view, the Bod Squad were failing so this would hopefully get them more attention and be a driving point for them to win. That’s right, I know my stuff!
JLT: Still…but why?!
[Backstage we see Mystika turning from a monitor of what just happened in the arena, she is dressed in her wrestling attire and all alone as Krysta Taylor who is kitted out in a bikini top and a mini skirt talks to the camera.]
Krysta Taylor: Thanks Jamie, I’m staying backstage here with Mystika, whose got a great opportunity tonight as she takes on Katrina for the Rockford State Championship. How are you feeling based on what you just saw?
Mystika: Krysta, is that really proper interviewing attire?
Krysta Taylor: Well-
Mystika: Katrina can do all she wants with trying to get attention, but I can ensure you I will have all eyes on me when I capture the Rockford State Championship later on. She make her petty squad but I’ve got the actual wrestling skills. You just watch, I’ll be the next holder of that title!
Krysta Taylor: Yes it is proper! Moving on, are you actually worried about the Bod Squad’s interference, with an attitude change I know for a fact some factions are now deadly!
Mystika: To the untrained mere nobody they are. I’m pretty confident I can handle those media whores, what’s the worst Kristin can do except yank my leg. Rhiannon’s too much of a girly girl to even consider breaking a nail. Plus I’ve got Chester on my side, he can take all them if he can keep his mind of peanut butter.
Krysta Taylor: Where is Chester?
Mystika: He’s coming now…
[Chester McNugget enters the scene as Mystika rolls his eyes at his dancing with his imaginary partner. He then begins to spank himself as he shouts “I will always love you” in classic Whitney Houston style. He then switches into “Rock Your Body” by Justin Timberlake and begins to grind into Krysta who looks disgusted. He then reaches up and grabs her top and yanks it off exposing her breast as the censors fly on screen. Chester leaps back as Krysta slaps him hard across the face and storms off the interview set.]
Mystika: That’s it Chester! You’ve gone too far! You’re never watching MTV again!
Rockford State Championship
Renegade: That was the definite moment of 2004 for me! Did you see that! I didn’t even need to rent an adult video to see Krysta’s breast, I swear, Chester’s my new role model! That’s what you call a “wardrobe malfunction” eh?!
JLT: Women of Texas! Sue! That was disgraceful. Chester just becomes more of an ass every week. But we’re not really interested in Chester right now because Mystika is challenging Katrina for her Rockford State Championship.
Renegade: The first title match off the bat of Misanthrope, and is it me or is Katrina having to defend her title in clusters rather than a normal period of time? You know what that is right? Hair racism!
JLT: Hair racism?!
Renegade: Yes, hair racism! Katrina’s green and our boss doesn’t like it! Look at what happened to Crystal, she had red hair, she lost the title. Look at what happened to Bianca she has…brown hair but still!
[The lights in the arena dim as red and white spotlights circle the arena. Then red and silver pyro go off as "Freaking Out" by Adema hits. As Marky Chavez begins to sing, Katrina makes her way from behind the curtain. She taunts the crowd as she makes her way into the ring, Rockford State Championship high above her head with both arms in the air, as Kristin Wallace follows her from behind the curtain.]
John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen... the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring being accompanied by Kristin Wallace... representing the Bod Squad, she is the Rockford State Champion... KATRINA!!!
Renegade: I can already tell the referee is going to discriminate. Don't Hate!
[As Katrina poses in the ring with her title for the crowd, the arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four..three...two.." He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly makes her way to the ring, as Chester walks out from behind the stage and gives Mystika a piggy back ride to the ring.]
John Roe: And her opponant... from Death Valley, California... being accompanied to the ring by Chester McNugget... MYSTIKA!!!
[As Chester & Mystika arrive at ringside, Mystika gives Chester a quick kiss on the lips as the crowd cheers! Mystika then steps into the ring, looking back at Chester when Katrina takes the advantage and hits a quick german suplex! Mystika crumbles into an accordian like position as Katrina quickly begins kicking away at Mystika's back. As Katrina's head rages back and forth in a flurry of green, Chester tries getting the crowd behind Mystika.]
[Katrina lifts Mystika to her feet and proceeds to whip her into the ropes, but Mystika flies back into Katrina's face with a spinning heel kick! Using that momentum, Mystika begins to pound Katrina's head into the mat as Kristin starts yelling at the referee. Mystika stands suddenly and hits a spinning leg drop, and then performs a quick cover.]
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Renegade: Mystika will need a little bit more than a spinning leg drop to pin Katrina. Then again... the facist referee...
JLT: You've got to be kidding...
[Mystika pulls Katrina to her feet and Katrina suddenly hits a jaw breaker! As Mystika stumbles backwards, Katrina hits the 'Royal Pain' vertebreaker!!! The impact from the move has caused Mystika's body to fall out of the ring from under the ropes, as Kristin cheers on the outside and points to Mystika's body. Chester helps Mystika up on the outside, Katrina hits a baseball slide unto Chester! Katrina then grabs Mystika and throws her face first into the steel steps! Mystika lays on the ground, and Chester gets to his feet and is about to grab Katrina by her hair!]
[Kristin appears just in time and gives Chester a steel chair shot to the head! As Chester falls to the ground, Katrina picks up Mystika and tosses her into the ring, and climbs the turnbuckle!!! Katrina appears to be signaling for the "Kat's Eye"!!! Mystika suddenly leaps to her feet and nails the top rope, causing Katrina to straddle the top turnbuckle. Mystika then uses the ropes and in an amazing display of athleticism hits a modified 'Pontiac's Revenge'!!! The modified cartwheel into hurricanrana leaves the crowd stunned as Katrina's body lies on the canvas motionless. Mystika covers!]
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[Katrina kicks out!!! Mystika is in shock as Katrina lies with her shoulder lifted. Mystika then sees an opportunity and she begins to climb the ropes! Kristin suddenly appears on the apron, but Chester grabs her and pushes her off! Kristin lies on her hands & knees and Chester sits on her back and rides her like a pony! As the crowd laughs at Chester, Mystika leaps off with 'The Boarding Call' senton splash!!! She nails Katrina! She covers again.]
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[Katrina's foot is on the ropes!!! Mystika is shocked as hell as she puts both of her hands on her head and gapes at Katrina's foot. On the outside, Kristin has gotten Chester off of her, and gives Chester a low blow! As Chester falls to the ground, Kristin gets on the apron again! She finally gets the referee's attention as Miss Rhiannon runs to the ring!]
JLT: Miss Rhiannon was the guest referee for Katrina at Misanthrope, and she almost cost Katrina the title! What is she doing now!?
[Miss Rhiannon gets in the ring with a chair and looks towards Katrina, and then raises the chair awaiting Katrina to get up!! Kristin begins freaking out at the turn on her fellow Bod Squad member, as the referee tries to contain her. Rhiannon then nails Mystika!!! The crowd is confused as to what is going on, as Kristin finally gets down, still confused as to what is going on.]
Renegade: What in the hell is going on? Is she with or against the Bod Squad?!
[Katrina gets to her feet and sees Rhiannon with a chair, looking at a yelling Kristin... and it appears that she has assumed the worst, as she gets to her feet and dropkicks Rhiannon out of the ring!!!]
Renegade: I dont understand what's going on?!
JLT: Rhiannon's on the Bod Squad's side, but they don't know she is?
[As Rhiannon & Kristin argue in the corner, Katrina stands in the turnbuckle shouting at the duo, as Mystika arises on the other side of the ring, as the crowd cheers! Mystika begins cartwheeling across the ring and ends with a gigantic superkick to Katrina's head, completing the "Kiss Of Death"!!! Katrina's face nails the top turnbuckle and her body flies backwards from the impact of her face, as Mystika covers The Queen of Pain with Kristin & Miss Rhiannon argueing on the outside!]
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John Roe: Here is your winner... and NEW ROCKFORD STATE CHAMPION... MYSTIKA!!!
[Mystika looks up in shock as she is handed the championship. A tear comes to Mystika's eye as Kristin & Rhiannon look into the ring dumb-mouthed at what had just occured. Chester slides into the ring and embraces Mystika in a huge hug around her waist, before lifting Mystika on his shoulders as she waves the Rockford State Championship high above her head!]
JLT: Mystika has won her first Divas Unleashed Championship!!!
Renegade: And admists the confusion... has reunited the Bod Squad to some extent...
[As Mystika & Chester head up the ramp with Andrew W.K. blaring, Kristin & Rhiannon help Katrina to her feet, as the camera cuts to commercial.]
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Renegade: This is it, the moment you’ve all been highly anticipating over the last month. Princess Vittoria is finally making her debut.
[In the ring we have two Italian flags flying on the ring post as Brandy Dahl is standing with a microphone. There is a bottle of wine in the middle with two empty glasses upside down, the red carpet stretches from the ring up the ramp as the ring has roses on it. Suddenly the “That’s Amore” by Dean Martin begins to play as the fans cheer. Brandy takes a seat.]
[Two waiters walk out carrying pizzas as they twirl and dance with each other. A third comes from the back with a bottle of wine in his hands and he too dances joining the other two. After their routine two other pizza carriers walk from the certain as they begin to offer pepperoni pizzas to the crowd who are very pleased. Not to mention some wine for the beautiful women in the audience.]
[Dean Martin’s singing stops as horns are heard in the background as “Self Preservation Society” begins to play. From the entrance way drives a blue mini car accompanied by a white and red one, the fans pop for this as they speed to towards the ring being followed by an Italian police car as it’s sirens rage. All three cars circle the ring and head up the ramp where they head to an edge of the stage and jump off and drive backstage whereas the police car simply smashes into the floor and catches fire in a big explosion.]
[The sound of that eruption sets tone for the next appearance as the sounds of chains and commands are heard. People dressed as ‘slaves’ male and female march out joined at the waist by rusty chains. Roman soldiers join them at their side in full regalia. Spheres at their side they march down to the ramp and stop before horns are heard as the emperor of the group enters on a white horse, then thrusts his sphere down into the stage as the arena goes to darkness. The fans go wild for this display.]
[The lights resume as two models are standing on the stage. One dressed in a long pink coat with stiletto heels, the other in a white dress with knee high black boots and arm gloves. “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred blasts into the PA system as the models both strut down the aisle in a tribute to the fashion capital of the world, Milan, they turn as more models pour down the aisle in variations of styles. An Italian heart-throb walks onto the stage as the models bow. Brandy applauds them like everyone else does.]
[The models move off the stage to reveal behind them is standing the ‘gods’. Neptune is dressed with a scaled bottom, Venus is dressed in a red dress and carrying pink roses while Cupid stands at her side with a bow and arrow, Mars is dressed in gold with a dagger in both his arms. Jupiter stands at the front dressed in a white robe with his hands holding the female hands of Juno, on either side of them where Apollo and Diana. They all turn and separate to male and female sides dropping to their knees and laying down with their arms stretched in a prayer way.]
[The Italian National Anthem plays as two young children walk out hand in hand with the woman herself Princess Vittoria. Vittoria is wearing a white veil and long flowing dressed not to mention millions of pounds of jewelry. The two child are pointed out by JLT to be Romulus and Remus as they guide the Princess down the ramp to the crowd standing on it’s feet. The two children then leave and walk up to join the Gods. The Princess enters the ring and shakes hand with Brandy Dahl as she turns to the crowd and lifts up her veil tossing it to the floor as a large pyrotechnic explodes.]
[The fans go wild for this spectacle as the Princess sits down upon a chair. A waiter pours her some wine, she tastes it then gives permission for him to continue. Brandy then smiles widely at Vittoria who is looking at her and the two wait for the fans to calm.]
Brandy Dahl: Your majesty, I am very honored to have you on my show this evening. I am in awe at your entrance. I must say you out-did Cleopatra there. What made you make such a grand entrance?
Princess Vittoria: I was simply paying a well deserved homage to my fine country. I am in line to the throne of the great country Italia. It should be honored as the greatest European country as it rightfully is.
Brandy Dahl: We understand you’re married to Prince Philip and had one of the most memorable weddings in Italy’s history in 2000. Is it fair to say you enjoy the attention you get with your large spectacles?
Princess Vittoria: I think you have it the wrong way. People enjoy the attention they give me, not the other way. Look how everyone went into frenzy once I signed the contract, I’m insatiable. Wait to I begin wrestling.
Brandy Dahl: We understand you’ve been training with Italy’s most famous wrestling legend, Julius DeAmonte, do you think you’ve got a target being who you are?
Princess Vittoria: Not at all. Of course women are going ot be jealous of me, they always are. If people have a problem with me, I insist they confront me about it whether it’s in the ring or outside. |
