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Friday May 14th 2004
Kaci Russell: Bitch... married... my brother... I shall destroy the evil fiend, by attacking her lair!
[Kaci points towards the mansion, which in a closer view says the "Wallace Estate". The crowd cheers as they see the ritzy household of Kristin Wallace on television, with two white granite towers and steel gate meeting the street infront of the huge mansion. Kaci gets in the bus and starts it as the cameraman gets inside the bus as well and goes for a ride. Kaci starts the bus.]
Kaci Russell: To the sky Howie!
[Kaci steps on the gas and the bus begins rolling down the street towards the Wallace Estate, and as the bus speeds up, the gates of the mansion quickly approach in the distance. Kaci then slams on the gas and the Back Street Boy tour bus crashes through the gates!!! The bus continues forward as we see the steel fly underneath the tourbus and crack the large windsheild. The bus hardly looses speed and conitues on it's path, and flies up the steps of the mansion and crashes through the front doors!!!!!]
Kaci Russell: Success! Now to retreat and regroup!
[Kaci backs the bus up as a large crowd gathers around the demolished entrance of the mansion, with wood splinters, glass shards, and cement bricks lay on the ground. We then see Kristin Wallace screaming as Kaci flips her off and drives away humming the tune of "Batman", as the Exile opening sequence rolls and the crowd pops at the pissed Kristin.]
[The sounds of Marilyn Manson and his unique cover of “Like A Virgin” play to the montage of outtakes and clips, with Rule Britainnia takes now in the slide. We then head into the arena where the pyros dance on the stage as the fans go wild for the trademark opening. We then pan over the crowd as their hold up their signs for the world to see.]
[ “Forsaken Destiny!!!” “Pandora is 2 Hardcore!” “Mya Versus Star. Take 3!” are a few hand-made signs on display. We pan to the announcers table where JLT looks pleased as she is joined by Renegade who stops flirting with the girl behind him and looks at the camera.]
Renegade: She's not cute or anything.
JLT: Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to the last Exile before Forsaken Destiny! I'm JLT, and this horn-dog next to me is Renegade, I am SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR FORSAKEN DESTINY!!!.
Renegade: Wow... I havn't seen you this excited since TiVo came out, but I have to agree... I CAN'T WAIT EITHER! Tonight is going to be one hell of a show as the Divas Unleashed divas all get one last chance to up the stakes, and up the score before the huge event next Sunday!
JLT: And of the divas settling the score tonight, two that are known for hatred have already made their presense felt on the show... as Kaci Russell just drove a Back Street Boy tour bus through Kristin Wallace's mansion!!!
Renegade: I told you tonight was going to kick ass! Not to mention the night's main event will be sure to leave everyone in the arena craving for more, as a HUGE eight woman tag team match is the last impression we'll have of our divas before Sunday.
JLT: That match will see the teaming of Bianca & Crystal, to take on Caitlin Fairchild & Unleashed Champion Star, to take on Kaci Russell & Tequila, to take on Katrina & Mya! It's like everyone on the roster in one match!
Renegade: Well almost. Three people not in that match will be participating in a match I helped create. With the influx of lesbians in Divas Unleashed, we will see for the first time ever... a Lesbian Brawl! Hope & Faith Clarkson abducted Tara Lee-Shiro last week, but this week Hope, Tara & Valeria Sanchez will battle it out in a triple threat match! I can't wait to reveal the stipulations!
JLT: Speaking of stipulations... when Rockford State Champion Deidre announced a Trenton Tournament last week, with the winner recieving a Rockford State title shot at Forsaken Destiny, Lacy, Jade, & Veronica where so close to winning the contendership. However, the entire tournament was a sham to show Deidre's power, as she & Joel obliterated the trio in the ring! You know each of them are pissed.
Renegade: You know who else has been pissed? Askai Champion Pandora. She won her belt for Laura at Rule Britainnia, and then was thrown off the Tower Bridge into the Thames River! Tonight she has the chance to gain vengeance as she fights against Laura in a non-title hardcore match... and rumour says she's going to take her mask off!
JLT: No more mask? But...?
Renegade: Oh get over it, she was tired of being called a power ranger.
["Tank" by Yoko Kanno plays as Jade and Ayumi walk down to the ring holding each others hand.]
Renegade: What is Jade & Ayumi doing out here? Jade's match isn't until later...
[Jade & her manager Ayumi walk to the ring as the crowd cheers their arrival.]
John Roe: Umm... Ladies & Gentlemen, making her way to the ring being accompanied by Ayumi... JADE!
[Jade enters the ring with Ayumi and John hands her the microphone, John exits and Jade speaks into the microphone.]
Jade: Konnichi Wa! Okay tonight I have a match against a new girl in her debut match. I'm sorry Nikkita, but I have to beat you tonight. I have a score to settle with the dishonorable Deidre. After her attack last week in the tournament that she set up. I feel she has what's coming to her very soon.
Renegade: I told you they where pissed about that.
Jade: So let's just make this match quick. I kick your ass and pin you. I win then I go deal with Deidre for the stunt she pulled last week. Deidre, if you are watching this backstage, watch your back. Because you won't know when I strike. You'll never know when a ninja will strike. Be ready for me Deidre. For I will hunt you down and I will have my revenge for that set up. Thinking you are the top dog. I'll show you that I'm the better wrestler, what it's like to be a TRUE champion. I am the International Martial Arts champion Deidre. I beat the best female martial artists in the world to get that title. Changing the subject for a moment. Ayumi here is now a official Divas Unleashed wrestler. I'm so proud of her.
JLT: Ayumi's going to wrestle now? First it was Vittoria, then Tequila, now Ayumi. People need to make up their minds!
Ayumi: My ring name will be Azrael Jade-Chan.
Jade: Nice name, I could hardly wait to see your first match.
Ayumi: Oh wait, I have a important question to ask. As you know we've been dating for three months Jade-Chan. We dedicating our lives to each other. We loved each other. I know deep down you can't live without me. I love you so much. Well let me ask my question and I hope you say yes.
JLT: Oh my god... NOT AGAIN!!!
[Ayumi pulls a black ring box out of her pocket and opens it up to reveal a diamond engagment ring. She gets down on one knee.]
Ayumi: Megumi Takayama, will you marry me?
Renegade: YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! MORE LESBIANS!!!!
[Jade is shocked by this. So shocked that she is about to cry.]
Jade: Yes! Yes! Of course I'll marry you Ayumi-Chan! I love you so very much!
JLT: Jesus! Is there something in the water?!
[Ayumi slides the ring onto Jade's finger. This is the happiest moment of Jade's life. Jade holds Ayumi in her arms as they kiss each other. They stopped kissing when "Candy" by Kosaga Riyu plays. Then someone no one expected to make a appearence on Exile or any other Divas Unleashed show walked out. 3WL superstar Sexy Amanda walked out with a mic in hand. She applaudes her cousin's engagment.]
Renegade: It's Sexy Amanda from 3WL! She's sexy! They named her after it!
Amanda: I just had to come out here congratulate you Megumi. It seems the family is getting bigger. Oh if you wondering what I'm doing here. It's not because I want to start a fued between the 3WL and DU again. Hell 3WL is on hiatus, I'm looking for a job. Yeah sure my sister's wrestling school is doing well. Okay it's not doing well. She is this close to closing the place down. The same building I learned how to wrestle from my dad, is about to close down again. Don't worry, my sister-in-law's husband has a few tricks up his sleeve. I was just in Mr. Rockford's office. Talking about a contract for me. He said he'll think about it. Megumi, I mean Jade. Your cousin may be coming here for a short while till the 3WL reopens. Just me. Heather is too busy training and (bleeping) Jenny Anderson to even think about coming here. So while she is away training. I'm left to take care of her beautiful house in Santa Monica, California. I love it there. It's better than Akron though So congrats on your engagment cousin. I hope I get to be the maid of honor at your wedding.
[Just then the lights went out and was replaced with black lights. Amanda ran to ringside, just as fog began to fill the entrance ramp. The jumbtron turned on and showed a message in Japanese. Here is what it is translated to.]
"I'M COMING BACK SIS. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD. I'M VERY MUCH ALIVE."
[Ayumi was confused and frightened. What was the happiest moment in Ayumi's life turned into a nightmare. Ayumi shook her head in disbelief. Both Jade and Ayumi talk frantically in Japanese. Ayumi wonders who would say such things and on worldwide television. Amanda was utterly confused. She isn't fluent in Japanese and wondered what it said. But she could tell it was bad news because a frantic Ayumi was spouting the same sentence in Japanese over an over again.]
Renegade: Ah! The drama!
JLT: I feel like an episode of Passions just ended. It was emotional, it was intense, and by the end of the show, I have no clue what is going on. I mean so many things...
Renegade: Oh look! Katrina!
JLT: I wish I had your attention span.
[The cameras cut backstage to Katrina who is holding the Stripped Championship on her shoulder. She is rolling her eyes as we hear the sounds of a pissed off Kristin Wallace-Hudson.]
Kristin: I can't believe she drove a FUCKING BUS THROUGH MY HOUSE!!! A BUS!!!
Katrina: Well, you did marry her brother.
Kristin: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!
Katrina: I'm on your side... just calm down. You will be able to kick her ass all over Las Vegas next week. Just pace yourself Cou-jo.
Kristin: ...you just used one of Crystal's sayings.
Katrina: Do you see vodka oozing from my pores instead of sweat? I can't believe I have to face those four in Vegas... it's so... so...
Kristin: Perfect?
Katrina: EXACTLY! I get the chance to kill them all in one match. I've been waiting SO LONG FOR THIS. I can't wait to see all three of their pathetic asses at my feet.
[Katrina smiles at the thought. Suddenly a loud thumping is heard behind the closet door in their locker room as Katrina & Kristin look at each other with quizzical expressions. They look at the closet and Kristin prepares to open the door as Katrina gets in a pose to strike whoever or whatever is in the closet with her belt. Katrina nods at Kristin and Kristin opens the door, and a bound & gagged Tara Lee-Shiro falls out!]
Katrina: Funny... she's been out of the closet for much longer.
[Kristin & Katrina untie Tara and remove the gag from her mouth as she gasps for air. Kristin gets the ropes off her hands and they help her to her feet as she tries to keep her balance. Her face is slightly bruised, and her hair is a mess.]
Kristin: Are you alright?
Tara Lee-Shiro: I... Hope... Faith... they...
Katrina: Tara, just calm down. I'll go get you some water. Just catch your breath. Kristin, go get some ointment.
[Katrina exits the locker room as Tara sits on the couch and catches her breath.]
JLT: Hope & Faith dumped Tara Lee in Katrina's closet?
Renegade: I wonder what they did to her. What if they raped her! Ooo... Yuku's going to be pissed... if she's still alive that is.
Debutants Match
Renegade: As we saw earlier, Jade is now getting married! Another pair of lesbians to enjoy…
JLT: You know their married... so your wet dreams should be shattered by now. Anyway, we have newcomer Nikkita trying to establish herself in this match. It should be quite interesting to see these two clash in the ring.
[Jade is standing in the ring still from earlier in the show and she blows a kiss to Ayumi who is standing outside the ring. Nikkita’s music hits the PA system as she runs to the ring sliding under the bottom rope and taking down Jade with a spear. Nikkita pummels Jade’s face before scooping her up and tossing her to the corner and executing a quick frankensteiner.]
Renegade: Nikkita is fast!
[Nikkita then poses for the fans but she is taken down from behind by a mysterious woman who then begins to pound down on her with boots and fists to the back and face. The woman then lifts her up and executes a dangerous DDT before Jade and Ayumi climb into the ring.]
JLT: Who is that?
Renegade: That’s Azreal! She’s with Jade!
[Sexy Amanda is shown watching backstage as three women begin to pound Nikkita. Jade picks her up and slams her down into the canvas before climbing to the top rope and leaping down with a dragon attack.]
[The three women then raise their arms up as Yuku Shiro is seen watching backstage with an impressed look on her face. Jade and her crew then leave the ring with smirks on their faces as they head backstage leaving little left of Nikkita.]
[Team X is walking down the hallway backstage, talking with each other as the camera closes all audio on the four stars. Holly & Valeria wish Jake & Miss Felicity good luck with their interview as Jake & Miss Felicity continue down the hallway. Holly & Valeria then open their locker room door as we see Miss Rhiannon & Sassy Allundra sneaking around between crates behind them!]
Holly: I'm still worried your going to be injured at Forsaken Destiny. I mean the ladder, and no rules... and Jake in a cage above the ring? Hello? Dangerous... and kinky.
Valeria: Yes well, I'll figure out someway to handle it... perhaps a massage?
[Holly smiles, and suddenly her face turns to a frown when Miss Rhiannon & Sassy appear behind Valeria's back and Rhiannon shoves Valeria into the locker room! Sassy slams the door, shutting Holly & Valeria inside the room. Miss Rhiannon then gets out a padlock and puts it on the door! She locks the door shut, as Holly & Valeria pound away on the inside to no avail.]
Miss Rhiannon: Now... with them gone, our plan won't be interfered with.
[Sassy & Miss Rhiannon dust off their hands and walk towards the ring as Holly & Valeria scream inside, as they realize the fate of their Team X partners.]
The Dahl House
["Doll Parts" by Hole plays over the PA system as Brandy Dahl stands in the ring, gorgeous looks and all. She holds the microphone up, smiles and welcomes the crowd to her show.]
Brandy Dahl: Welcome to The Dahl house! With Forsaken Destiny only being one week away, and this being the last Exile where anyone can gain revenge, or settle scores, or up the stakes... I decided I'd like to see peace in the world. Which is why I have invited out the love triangle of Jake Wild to my show!
[The crowd cheers and a few women whistle.]
Brandy Dahl: That's right. The King Of Porn... aw hell. Enough with the introductions, I want to get to the bottom of this fued. Everyone, please welcome from Team X... Jake Wild & Miss Felicity!!!
["Wild Thing" by Lenny Kravitz hits the PA system, and Jake Wild walks out from backstage with Miss Felicity by his side as he waves to the crowd. The duo walk to the ring, all smiles as Brandy helps them past the ropes. They each sit on the coach in the ring and Brandy sits in her chair.]
Brandy Dahl: Well... I must say Jake. You look hotter in person that on porn. Anyway, anyway... Miss Felicity. How are you doing darling?
Miss Felicity: I've been better to say the least. People have automatically assumed things about me, and I am not liking it very much, which is why I agreed to come out here tonight to set the record straight.
Brandy Dahl: Well go ahead.
Miss Felicity: Thank you. I know, that I had kissed Jake last week... but what they failed to mention, was that we where playing spin the bottle backstage! No offense to Jake... but puh-lease. I can do better than a porn star.
Brandy Dahl: What? Well... if you're not interested in Jake... then why are you having problems with Miss Rhiannon's infatuation with Jake?
Miss Felicity: Because, Jake is my freind... and Miss Rhiannon. She's married! She slept with Shane Rockford! She's been everywhere and I know that's typically the kind of women Jake sleeps with, but I want to help him avoid the ones that cause trouble, and Miss Rhiannon has been nothing but a pain in our side. She cost us the Tag Team Championships at Rule Britainnia!
Brandy Dahl: Very good point Miss Felicity. Well, speaking of Miss Rhiannon... let's bring her out!
[In almost true talk show 'bad-girl' fashion, the crowd boos as "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescanse hits the PA system and Miss Rhiannon towards the ring, shrugging off the boos from the crowd. Jake's eyes meet hers and she smiles as she gets in the ring. Miss Felicity gets in Rhiannon's face, but Rhiannon simply brushes past her and takes her seat on the couch next to Jake.]
Brandy Dahl: Well Miss Rhiannon... welcome to the show. How are...
Miss Rhiannon: What are you looking at her for?!
[Jake is looking at Brandy, and Miss Rhiannon gets angered by it.]
Miss Rhiannon: What, you want her now? It's bad enough you kissed this hoe right here, now you want this blonde bitch?!
Brandy Dahl: Just calm down... he was just...
[Miss Rhiannon suddenly gets up and slaps Brandy Dahl! Before anyone could react, Miss Rhiannon then gives Miss Felicity a 'Sexy Seniorita Kick' right in the face!!! Jake grabs Rhiannon from behind and asks her "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Sassy Allundra then runs down the ramp and enters the ring, and both Sassy and Rhiannon begin to beat on Felicity!]
[Jake pulls both women off of Felicity, but Rhiannon slaps him across the face! Just as Sassy is about to kick him in the groin, Jake catches the foot... AND CLOTHLINES SASSY!!! Jake then pushes Miss Rhiannon down! Brandy has gotten out of the ring and hands Jake a chair, but Miss Rhiannon kicks it right back into Jake's face! As Jake lies on the canvas, Rhiannon kisses him and says "You're mine", before taking the chair and hitting Miss Felicity across the head with it!!!]
[Suddenly Hope and Faith run down the ramp!]
Renegade: Yay! More married lesbians!
JLT: That's going to get really old, really quick.
[Rhiannon and Sassy slide out of the ring as Hope and Faith slide in, not wanting another confrontation. Hope and Faith ignore Jake and Brandy, and lean over Miss Felicity. Suddenly Hope begins to french kiss Felicity! Faith loosens Felicity's top and rubs her clevage as the crowd cheers, but mostly the men whistle for the lesbian action. Hope and Faith then exit the ring, as Miss Felicity sits up, feeling her shirt loose and her mouth massaged.]
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Hardcore Match
["My Immortal" by Evanscence plays and the room darkens and purple and yellow pyros explode and a cloud of smoke fills the entrance and Pandora back springs out onto the ramp and then poses with arms at her waist and her Askai Championship in her hand.]
JLT: Pandora still has not forgiven Laura for her near-death experience when she was thrown, literally, from Tower Bridge at Rule Britannia. She held onto her title but she feels it was a strong bid by Laura to kill her off so she could have that title.
Renegade: Mystika and Pandora have also been sparking up their old feud from 3WL, where they were partners but recently Mystika has been interfering in Pandora’s matches. Laura and Mystika are friends as you know.
JLT: This is a hardcore match too, non-title but with Forsaken Destiny only 9 days away, a chair shot could do a lot of damage heading into the pay per view.
[Pandora climbs into the ring and hands her belt to the referee. The sounds of Powersurge interrupt and Laura runs out from the stage and down to the ring wielding a lead pipe in her hand. Pandora manages to spear the Queen down before she can do any damage and tosses the pipe out of the ring.]
[Laura and Pandora then climb to their feet and Pandora gets the upper hand with punches before whipping Laura to the corner. Pandora follows up with a running clothesline attempt but Laura tosses her over the top rope and to the floor below. The Mystery Within manages to counter the attack by crawling under the apron.]
Renegade: YAY! Hide and seek!
[Laura climbs out of the ring and looks around, she then pulls up the apron and Pandora fires at her face with a fire extinguisher making her fall backwards and run away from the flames.]
[Pandora then does a thrown-in like tosses off the extinguisher making her slam into the ring post denting it and narrowly missing Laura’s head. Laura slides into the ring and out the other side of both women toss their weapons into the ring.]
[Pandora climbs onto the apron and springboards into the ring attempting a running suicide dive but Laura counters smashing Pandora in the head with a chair. Laura then picks up the top half of the steel steps and tosses them down onto Pandora’s body before rolling her into the ring.]
[Laura rolls a trashcan into the ring along with a plasma-screen television. Pandora gets to her feet as Laura swings the trashcan at her but she ducks and counters her attack with a roundhouse kick ramming the metal into Laura’s head as she falls backwards into the bottom corner.]
[Pandora picks up a remote control car and places a ramp near Laura’s body. She drives the car around the ring a few times until she launches it up the ramp making it slam straight into Laura’s face with a harsh thud.]
[Laura gets up and tosses the car into the crowd and picks up a kendo stick. She swings it catching Laura in the ribs and then snaps it over her mask. Pandora falls to the floor and tumbles out of the ring landing near the steel steps as Laura poses in the ring.]
JLT: Pandora took a harsh blow there!
[Laura swears at the crowd when they boo her and climbs to the outside of the ring. She tries to pick up Pandora but the masked diva hits her over the head with Crystal’s autobiography.]
[Pandora then whips Laura into the ring and picks up the ring bell, Laura gets to her feet and Pandora climbs to the top rope. Pandora puts the bell under her feet as she dropkicks it into Laura’s face causing blood to dribble from her head as Pandora covers.]
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[Pandora then picks up Laura’s head and slams it into the bell making the end of the match signature. Pandora then turns around where Mystika is wielding the plasma TV but Pandora ducks from the blow and kicks Mystika in the gut.]
[Pandora then picks up the television and slams it over Mystika’s head making her head go threw the glass with a large thud as she falls to the floor below. Pandora then begins to undo her mask.]
JLT: Is she taking off her mask?!
[Pandora then lifts the mask off her to reveal a beautiful Japanese woman as the fans cheer and she smiles to them. She tosses the mask onto Mystika and her music plays as she exits the ring and walks up the ramp baring her face which had been concealed for so long.]
[The Baddest Bitch, Bianca, is walking backstage towards Crystal's locker room when she is suddenly grabbed from behind and has her back slammed against the wall. Bianca is then standing face to face with Caitlin Fairchild's manager... Free Fall.]
Free Fall: Listen here bitch.
Bianca: If you don't want your ass tthrown through a wall, I suggest you get your hands off me hoe.
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