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Friday May 7th 2004
[Out steps Emerald O’Connor with files of documents in her hands, and she is pulled aside by a casually Josh Diaz who shoves a microphone into her face as the fans cheer.]
Josh Diaz: Emerald! Emerald! Is Shane Rockford going to be here tonight? What’s the latest?
Emerald O’Connor: Shane isn’t expected to be here this evening due to the injuries he sustained at the hands of Vern Wheeler last week. I am in charge for this evening, and you will call me “Lady Covenant” from now on.
[Josh Diaz then removes his microphone as Emerald O’Connor walks into the arena and we cut to the opening credits for Exile. The sounds of Marilyn Manson and his unique cover of “Like A Virgin” play to the montage of outtakes and clips.]
[We then head into the arena where the pyros dance on the stage as the fans go wild for the trademark opening. We then pan over the feral fans as their hold up their signs for the world to see.]
[ “Miss Felicity For President” “I want to see Katrina Stripped!” “GWF 4 LIFE!” are a few hand-made signs on display. We pan to the announcers table where JLT looks pleased as she is joined by Renegade who smirks at the camera.]
Renegade: Haha! I’m back! Yes that’s right welcome everybody to another edition of Exile on this fine Friday evening. We’re coming to you live from Arizona and boy what a show we have for you today!
JLT: We have the first ever buried alive match in DU when Nyssa takes on Yuku Shiro in what is becoming an extremely personal feud. After Nyssa disrespectfully dug up Yuku’s mother’s grave, Yuku immediately requested this match. We will have more details on what has transpired in the last week later in the evening.
Renegade: Tara has remained relatively silent about the ordeal, and she teams with giant Caitlin Fairchild to take on Bianca and Lilith. Bianca accidently speared Yuku Shiro in their tag team match last week, and now Tara Lee will try to defend her wife’s honour. Not to mention the two huge superstars of Lilith and Caitlin will be wrestling against each other!
JLT: Mya and Star’s feud has been bubbling over the last few weeks ever since Star turned on her ally. Tonight, they’re going against each other in a tag team match and Mya has issued a warning to Star that she is next on the Occult’s hit list!
Renegade: Pandora and Laura also get their hands on each other in that match, with Pandora hell-bent on retribution for almost being killed being thrown in the Thames River! Laura should be in prison for doing that!
JLT: We see Crystal take on her “friend” Katrina and their enemy Taylor in a triple threat match. This is the first time Taylor has wrestled in almost a year; she is coming out of retirement. Last week also saw Katrina pick up the Stripped Championship, which Crystal wasn’t pleased about. Fireworks are expected to fly in this encounter!
Renegade: Married lesbians Hope and Faith Clarkson team up to take on Team X. Felicity and Valeria have been on a roll but not as good as Hope and Faith who are currently undefeated. Jake and Christine will both be at ringside, so this match is very much evenly match. It’s anybody’s ball game!
JLT: Deidre announced that she is holding a Trenton Tournament. We hope to find out more details on that later this evening but more importantly, what the prize is! We have six divas, some veterans, some new, attempting to proceed to the next round.
Renegade: Superbitch Kristin Wallace appears on the Dahl House. After being signed to a match with Kaci Russell last week and being issued a warning not to attack or hit or touch each other until then, it’d be interesting to hear what Mrs. Hudson has to say for herself!
JLT: That and many more! Renegade I have an interesting fact for you, did you know that the very first DU pay per view, Demonology, took place in this arena?
Renegade: I did. I was sitting right here when it happened. Me and Dylan Silver, oh, memories.
Trenton Tournament
Renegade: We’ve heard all about this tournament over the last week. Speculation rising ever higher as each day goes on. After a dramatic transformation, Dee Snuts is now being called Deidre and is now residing in Trenton, New Jersey. Thus the name of this tournament in the first place…
JLT: Yes, Deidre has adopted a smarter, purer, look and less puns for you thank god! The divas are already filing into the ring, six people accepted the challenge last week.
[Kaci Russell climbs into the ring in her ring attire and walks past Jade, Lacy, Bloo and Veronica to climb the turnbuckle and pose for her fans. Her music is interrupted by the Italian National Anthem.]
[Princess Vittoria is guided onto the stage by a white house. Her driver then stops the carriage and opens the carriage door as he does so a ball of red carpet stretches down the ramp.]
[Princess Vittoria steps out waving in a long golden dress with curly hair and high heels as she struts to the ring blowing kisses and doing a royal wave.]
Renegade: That has to be the most ridiculous ring attire I’ve seen in a long time. I’d like to see her powerbomb somebody in that!
[“Fuck Wit D” interrupts as Vittoria climbs into the ring. Out onto the stage walks Deidre who stares at the carriage for a little while, her championship is over her shoulder and she has a microphone in her left hand. She brings it to her lips and addresses the participants.]
Deidre: Thanks to all of you gals who signed up for this. You are wise women. The winner of this tournament gets a shot at me and my Rockford State Championship at Forsaken Destiny.
[The fans cheer as Deidre nods.]
Deidre: As I think six people trying out is a bit too much for my championship, we’re going to cut the fat right now. The first three people to be downed by pinfall are out, and then we’ll have another match later on to decide the winner. Your time starts…NOW!!!
[Deidre smiles and walks off the stage as the divas begin to fight in the ring. Bloo and Veronica once again face off with Bloo whipping Veronica to the corner and then kneeling down having Jade run and nail a spinning heel kick.]
[Lacy and Kaci then tie up in the centre of the ring with Lacy whipping Kaci to the ropes and spearing her down firing at her with a barrage of lefts and rights. Lacy then picks up Kaci and tosses her over the top rope to the floor below, she then climbs onto the apron and waits for the Pinnacle of Perfection to get to her feet and when she does launches on top of her with a spinning hurricanrana.]
[Bloo and Jade then high five each other but Jade suddenly clotheslines her down into the canvas. Jade then picks up Bloo and nails a backbreaker on her before executing a fall away slam sending True Bloo into the ropes.]
Renegade: Bloo, god, that is still so clever…
[Bloo’s manager Trixie then leaps onto Veronica’s back having crawled into the ring and locks in a sleeper hold. Veronica then tries to grab her hair and thrust her into the canvas but fails so instead she runs backwards into the corner making Trixie get sandwiched between the ropes.]
JLT: Have you noticed how Vittoria is just standing on the outside of the ring?
[We cut to Vittoria watching the action as Trixie is then driven into the canvas with a samoan drop. Veronica then scoops her up and tosses her through the ropes as she turns and is taken down by a spear from Lacy.]
[Jade then props Bloo onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up, she turns and executes a superplex driving Bloo into canvas as both women crash to the floor. Veronica then picks up Jade and tosses her over the top rope and brings Bloo to her knees. Veronica then nails her “Thunder Kiss” buzzsaw kick making Bloo fall to her side out of it. Kaci and Lacy then comes from behind to Veronica double suplexing her and begin to stomp on her.]
[Princess Vittoria then looks around and crawls into the ring with her long dress following and calls to the referee as she makes a cover.]
Renegade: You’ve got to be kidding me!
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JLT: She pinned Bloo!
[Princess Vittoria gets up in shock and happiness as she raises her arms like she’d won the world championship. But that celebration is short lived as Kaci pounds her from behind with her kid krusher “Serafino” move driving Vittoria straight into the canvas and rolling her over for a cover.]
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JLT: Oh well, she…did nothing anyway.
[Kaci then turns around and is met with a flying dropkick from Veronica sending her down to the canvas. Jade and Lacy then square off in the corner, with Lacy J picking up Jade with a airplane spin and dropping her into the centre of the ring with it.]
[Veronica then nails a right hand to Kaci which makes her stagger to the ropes, Veronica clotheslines her over the top and then turns around but is met with a big boot from Lacy. Lacy then straddles Veronica pinning her shoulders to the floor.]
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[Veronica kicks out and rolls Lacy over as both women climb to their feet, Lacy tries to spear the Jersey Girl but she counters it into a driving DDT, Veronica then brings Lacy to her feet once again and executes a spinning neckbreaker.]
[Kaci has climbed to the top rope and leaps to Veronica but she counters into a inverted DDT this time driving the Pinnacle of Perfection straight into the canvas. Jade then climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a dragon attack and all three women pile on top of her for the cover.]
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JLT: Kaci’s out! She’s been eliminated!
[The bell rings as all three women climb to their feet and exit the ring recharging their batteries for later on in the evening. Kaci then finds her feet and exits the ring too as Vittoria still lies motionless on the outside of the ring.]
Renegade: Lacy, Jade and Veronica proceed to the next triple threat match tonight. What a debut it would be for Jade and Lacy in their second match to earn a shot at a title?
JLT: These rookies grow up so fast these days.
[Hope and Faith Clarkson are at the infamous drinks table backstage. Hope has her arm wrapped around Faith’s waist as she sips from a bottle of water, both of them dressed in their ring attire ahead of their upcoming match. They then walk away from the table and sit down one a crate.]
Hope: You know, we’re just right in here. Our alliances are building. We beat a superstar last week. We’re showing the other lesbians how it’s done, we’re going to be the biggest stars to ever emerge from this company.
Faith: You’re right. We are being looked over. Those other lesbians are over-shadowing us, we aren’t getting the respect we deserve. We’re the best couple in the whole of this federation. We’re the best tag team, we’re undefeated!
Hope: I think we need to pay a visit to Shane Rockford’s office and get ourselves a title shot. Just think Faith, winning the tag titles at DU’s biggest event. We’d be in the Hall of Fame for sure!
Faith: We’ll see him first thing after the match. Where has Christine gone? She was supposed to be here?
[Christine then calls out as the lesbians turn around and see their red-headed manager and mother-figure walking towards them with a huge grin upon her lips. She looks around and speaks quietly.]
Christine: Poor Holly Wentz.
Hope: Why? What did you do?
Christine: Well as Team X are such huge fans of coffee I’d thought I’ve give them a little present from us. A token of kindness you can say. I think they’ll appreciate it, they won’t have to pay for an enema now.
[Christine then holds up a blue bottle which reads “Laxative” on the side as Hope gasps and Faith laughs. Christine then hugs both of her “daughters” and they walk to the ring.]
Renegade: I just pray that Holly does spill her coffee, she usually does but you know she’s mastered it recently! Did you notice how arrogant the Clarksons were being though? I hope Team X slaps the taste of their mouths!
Tag Team Match
[The lights go completely out in the arena. A spotlight hits the ring and imprinted in the middle of the canvas is a red heart with the words Hope and Faith written in the middle. The heart spins around so all the audience can see it.]
JLT: And now the rarest form of female in Divas Unleashed... married lesbians.
Renegade: But... aren't...
JLT: Sarcasm dear, sarcasm.
[The Divatron comes to life with Hope and her lover/wife and partner Faith Clarkson dressed in Catholic Schoolgirl Outfits. Words read above them: Don’t Let the Names Fool You. With that the two rip off the Catholic Outfits and blue and red pyros ignite the top of the ramp. The screen comes to life with images of Hope and Faith doing what it takes to win a match and scenes from their lesbian sex DVD’s that they produce. Some scenes were far more risqué than others.]
Renegade: All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, running through my head...
[Hope comes out to the top of the ramp with Faith and Christine Lockhart. Hope is in an orange thong bikini, with matching color boots. She flexes her muscles on top of the ramp and walks to the ring. Walking to the ring she argues with all the fans that bad mouth her and her group.]
John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen... the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Christine Lockheart... HOPE AND FAITH!!!
[Once at ringside Hope and Faith go at it with French kissing and groping. The crowd really gets into that…but boos them as they stop suddenly and get in the ring. "Pretty Tied Up" by Guns and Roses plays over the sound system, and the lights fade until "the perils of Rock and Roll decadance" is heard as the first words in the song. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. Valeria & Holly run out simultaneously past Miss Felicity, who spins around towards the ring as the three stay at the top of the ramp staring down Hope & Faith. Each group talks strategy with each other.]
John Roe: And their opponents... being accompanied by Jake Wild & Holly Wentz... Valeria Sanchez & Miss Felicity... TEAM X!!!
[Miss Felicity & Valeria nod heads and Miss Felicity proceeds down the ramp, Holly gives Valeria a quick kiss before walking backstage again, passing by Jake Wild who stares at Miss Felicity's & Valeria's asses as the trio go to the ring. Hope & Faith then slide out of the ring and meet up with the approaching Team X and the fists begin to fly.]
[Valeria is clothlined down by Hope, and Miss Felicity kicks Faith in the gut before grabbing the back of her head and launching it into the steel barricade alongside the entryway. Hope grabs Miss Felicity from behind and prepares to whip her into the steel steps, but as Hope pulls Miss Felicity's arm, she is clothlined down by her. Jake helps up Valeria and Miss Felicity throws Hope into the ring as the bell sounds. As Felicity slides into the ring, Hope quickly runs away from her before rebounding off the ropes and charging back towards Felicity and nailing her in the head with a dropkick.]
[Christine helps Faith to her corner as Valeria begins to chant for Felicity, who is being put into a suplex position by Hope. Before Hope even has a chance to fully lock in the move, Felicity nails a suplex of her own! Felicity then begins to kick away at Hope, but Christine jumps into the apron. As Felicity goes to knock Christine off, Hope jumps up and hits a school girl roll-up!]
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[Miss Felicity kicks out as Hope gets up and tags in Faith. Hope then walks back to Felicity and lifts her up in a sidewalk slam as Faith grabs Felicity in a reverse headlock. Both divas nod and nail the double team move on Felicity as Faith covers and Hope exits the ring.]
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[Valeria breaks the count as Felicity kicks out, and Valeria begins to kick at Faith. Valeria begins to argue with the referee as he tries to stop her and Miss Felicity tosses Faith into the corner, and kicks her down to a sitting position. Valeria then pushes the referee aside and nails Muy Caliente bronco buster!!! The crowd cheers on as Hope gets into the ring and nails Felicity from behind with a forearm.]
[Valeria gets up from the corner, and as Hope runs towards her, Valeria nails a body slam! Valeria gets out of the ring and awaits Felicity to tag her, but Faith gets up and hits her "Hope Kills" superkick to Valeria, causing to fly off the apron! As Felicity gets up Faith is about to hit another "Hope Kills", but Felicity dodges the kick and gives Faith a kick in the gut and lifts her into a piledriver position then nails the Styles Clash!!! Hope then grabs Felicity by her hair before she can cover, and gives Miss Felicity a huge French Kiss!!!!!]
JLT: Did she just cheat on Faith?!?
Renegade: I've studied lesbian kissing... that was the Kiss Of Death.
JLT: Your calmness is irritating.
[Miss Felicity is shocked as Hope hoists her into the air and drops her with a brainbuster!!! Miss Felicity's body looks like a dart to a board as it hits the canvas. Valeria then flies into the ring and nails Hope with her "Fire Away" spear!! Both Valeria & Hope fall between the ropes and outside the ring just before Faith rolls an arm over Miss Felicity.]
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[Jake Wild rushes into the ring after the count and helps up Miss Felicity as Faith rolls out of the ring. Valeria joins Team X as they look out on Hope, Faith & Christine heading up the ramp in victory. Suddenly Miss Rhiannon runs out from the the entrance past Hope and Faith and slides into the ring! She immediately hugs Jake and it seems she is checking on him as she pushes Miss Felicity & Valeria. Valeria rolls her eyes as she prepares to exit the ring, but Miss Felicity looks pissed not only from her loss, but from Miss Rhiannon pushing her. As Jake begins to scratch his head, Felicity grabs Miss Rhiannon and slaps her across the face! She then kicks Rhiannon in the gut and nails the Styles Clash!!!]
[Jake backs away as Miss Felicity begins screaming at Miss Rhiannon, and Felicity yells at Valeria who happily oblidges to Felicity's wishes as she bounces off the ropes and nails "The Flame Thrower"! Team X then leave the ring as Miss Rhiannon gasps for air and Jake walks up the ramp without looking back.]
[Katrina is walking backstage. Her hair tinted with freshly green highlights and a smirk on her face and her new championship shimmers on her shoulder. She struts along and we see the back of a blonde hair, Katrina taps on her shoulder as Tequila turns around with a bottle of water in her hand and smiles.]
Katrina: Hey Tecky.
Tequila: Oh look who it is. The sun.
Katrina: What?
Tequila: The sun! You know, everything revolves around you and your little needs? Not those of others whose jobs are, lets see, on the line and could be sued into oblivion? I can’t believe you had the nerve to interrupt our protest last week!
Katrina: I had an important announcement to make. If your asshole of an ex-boyfriend Shane would’v-
Tequila: Don’t talk about Shane like that!
Katrina: Why the hell not? You tried to ruin him. I bet you had a huge smile after he left the arena in an ambulance last week, I bet you had an orgasm. Wait, do you know what those feel like? I have them every day so I forget about others.
Tequila: Coming from the woman who put “dic” in dictionary. I’m surprised you even got a shot at that title, after all, you failed at getting your main goal. The only time you held the owners belt was when it was handed to you, and look, you got handed this belt too.
Katrina: I don’t need career advice or to reminisce with has-beens. What are you even doing here? You haven’t wrestled since 1996! Your last match lasted four minutes and even then you looked like you were close to having a heart attack. You screwed the owner, then tried to ruin him but failed. You really do have a flagging career don’t you?
[Tequila then slaps Katrina across her face. Katrina retaliates with another slap and backs her former friend into a pile of crates as the two exchange punches. Tequila kicks Katrina off and picks up a pole swigging it at Katrina’s head but she ducks and nails Tequila over the head with her title belt knocking Bad Influence to the floor knocked out.]
Katrina: Has-been!
-Forsaken Destiny Advert-
[Camera pans open to the backstage area. Hope and Faith along with their manager/mother figure Christine is walking the halls. Faith is staring adoringly at Hope who is all smiles.]
Christine: Hope you haven't stopped smiling since your match. What's got you all happy.
Faith: Yeah no kidding, and what was that move you did tonight, I never seen you use it in training.
Hope: Well...I'm embaressed to say why I'm smiling.
Faith: What...you said on our wedding night no secrets.
Christine: Oh great Hope..now you go ther pouting again!
Hope: Okay..the move it was called the Kiss of Death.
Christine: Well you did get the kiss part right. You locked lips with Felicity right in the ring.
Faith: She seemed really disgusted by it
Hope: She was in a state of shock...after all I did force myself on her. Then I hit her with a brainbuster. As you can see Faith....I can't do that to you training unless you want to produce a sex DVD of us in the ring.
[Faith stops in her tracks...she is now smiling.]
Faith: Now there's an idea. Hmmm you make me so hot Hope...but you still havent' answered why you are smiling.
Hope: Promise not to get mad.
Faith: Of course...
Hope: Well...I never knew Felicity would be a good kisser....I mean it must of been awhile for the little tart. She's...damn good. F*cking damn good.
Faith: No way. She doesn't seem like the pleasuring type to me.
[Christine smiles and walks off. She's known her girls all to well to know where this is leading.]
Hope: I could show you.
Faith: Alright...
[Hope grabs Faith much like she did during the match.]
Faith: So you like it rough eh baby...I'll be sure to get some toys.
Hope: Shut up and kiss me bitch.
[Hope and Faith lock lips right there in the hall. They can hear the audineces cheers and a groan....perhaps Kaci Russell was watching. Faith moans and sinks to her knees.]
Faith: Wow...she was like that!
Hope: Oh yes..and so excitied...I almost didn't want to hit her with the end of the move. I coudl feel her sexual intimacy...it was intoxicating...glad we decided to exit with Toxic tonight by Britney, then I Hate Everything About You, by that...
Faith: Three Days Grace...you know Hope, Faith, and Grace.
Hope: Hmm so clever I love you.
[Hope shoves her into a room and closes the door. The shadows through the door shows them stripping and getting it on...to bad the office said Mr. Rockford!]
-Commercial Break-
Triple Threat Match
Renegade: They've wasted no time!
[Crystal and Katrina square off in the center of the ring. The two lock up and the veteran Crystal gets the advantage and whips Taylor into the ropes. As she comes back Crystal hits a drop-toe hold and sends Katrina face first to the mat. Crystal continues her attack and picks up Taylor and gives her a quick knee to the gut. Crystal then bounces off the ropes and delivers a hard clothesline to Taylor. Taylor staggers up only to be met with a hard combo of lefts and rights from Crystal. Crystal winds up for a left hook, but Taylor gives her a jaw breaker sending both wrestlers to the mat for air.]
JLT: Remember these three women have had quite the history, this is the first time in the ring together since 2003!
[Taylor and Crystal get up around the same time. Crystal gets up and is sent down by Taylor sweeping out her legs. Crystal stays down catching her breath and doesn't see Taylor climbing the top rope. She jumps off hitting a top rope splash. It is a picture perfect connect and the ref drops for the count...1...2..NO! She kicks out of the pin and Taylor gets up to holler at the ref for a slow count. Crystal gets up and puts Taylor in a sleeper hold, but Taylor elbows Crystal until she lets off. Crystal then gets drilled with a huge standing sidekick to the chest from Taylor. Taylor smirks as she watches Crystal in pain thinking she has won already.]
Renegade: Taylor is still as cocky as ever, I thought she was a veteran and they never underestimate an opponent!
[Taylor drags Crystal up, but is caught off guard by a swift kick to the ribs and then a spinning European uppercut. Taylor is only on her feet because she is hanging onto the ropes. Crystal goes and dropkicks her through the ropes sending her to the outside. Taylor lands on her feet staggering wondering what has happened. Crystal runs and goes for a suicide dive, but at the last second Taylor moves a bit and hits a devastating DDT! Taylor rolls Crystal into the ring. Crystal is motionless and not moving at all. Taylor hooks the leg! ]
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[ KICK-OUT!!! ]
JLT: Taylor's won! |
