Friday November 12th 2004
Montreal, Canada

[The camera focuses on the Canadian and Quebec flag flying on a pole outside the Montreal arena. It has a spotlight shining on it and it pans from the flag to the headlights of a limousine arriving. It pulls to a halt and the chauffeur opens the door. Kaci Russell steps out with a correctional officer, the two are handcuffed. Kaci steps up and slams the door onto the arm of the officer who holds his arm in pain.] Kaci Russell: Oops, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to do that. [Kaci leans over and drops her rucksack.] Kaci Russell: Oh, because I’m wearing such a short skirt do you mind picking that up for me? I don’t want to be accused of indecent exposure. [The CO rolls his eyes and leans over to pick up the bag, Kaci then slams the door on his head making him roll to the floor as Kaci tumbles. She bends down and picks up his key and undoes the handcuffs. She smirks as she walks into the arena. The staff and divas around here give her dirty looks.] Kaci Russell: Can you get a room? I know I’m good looking and all that but you don’t have to drool! [Muttering] A nice welcome home party bitches. [Kaci strolls into the showground as we fade to the opening for Exile. “1st Crush” by Garbage plays as we see shots of previous memorable moments and high spots from the wrestlers of DU, before a flurry of all the champions with their belts leading to the Exile logo resting on the screen. We cut into the arena where the fans cheer and hold up their infamous signs, most are in French.] [“Voulez vous couche avec moi, ce soir Star?” “Dana Is My Love Goddess” and “I’m high on DUrgs!” are a few of the nonsensical but very much appreciated signs from the audience. We pan around and find ourselves in the presence of JLT and Leah.] JLT: Hello ladies and gentlemen, we are coming to you live from Montreal, Canada and what a show we have for you tonight! I’m Jamie L Tyland, I’m joined by Leah as always, and I’m very excited about tonight’s show. We have a line-up fit for a King, and surprises that will shock even Houdini. Leah: Well, technically Houdini didn’t really pull rabbits from a hat and die from shock? So, why not say surprises that will shock the world? It sounds better. Anyway, I’m Leah. I’m German. I’m black. I enjoy high octane sports, Italian cuisine and browsing through magazines in shops instead of buying them. I’m 28 year old- JLT: Wrestling commentator who’s not on Blind Date. Our main event tonight is between Razor and Yuku Shiro; last week the Natural Born Killer did some decorating to Yuku’s locker room. She spray painted the walls, trashed the furniture and all thinking our reigning Unleashed Champion wasn’t going to find out. She was wrong as Yuku appeared later in the show, and the two face off tonight in the first ever “Aerosol Match”. Leah: I have a bottle of oxygen in case any toxic fumes come my way. They give you wrinkles you know. We also decide who will face Yuku Shiro at “Dead To The World” when Lilith, Mystika and Star all wrestle later this evening to determine the number one contendership. Which means Ino’s next words of wisdom could be: “champion”? JLT: Exciting stuff. Felicity returns to action in front of the fans she grew up in, the Canadians. She teams with Ferrari in their adult entertainment partnership of “Wild Girl Films” to show her loyalty. Laura opposes this company, and has her loyal friend Black Cherry to support her as she clashes with the pair later on this evening. Leah: Azrael may be former Dark Inferno, but she’ll have to see off her Occult adversary of Katrina to progress in her singles career tonight. The two face in singles action for the first time, and Katrina has the experience advantage but she may not be as focused as she has been promoting her shameful DVD. It’s quite good actually, although in this one scene, Kat is like near a candle and her hair keeps moving through the flame, I swear it was going to go up like a Christmas tree. JLT: Well, good for her. Speaking of lusts of the human flesh, Liz Phillips and Julie Foxx exchanged pleasantries last week and seem to form a pact to become allies. This week that pact is tested as they take on Pain and Pleasure, former tag team champions, Hope and Faith Clarkson. Will the youth energy be able to defeat the married lesbians? Leah: Maybe. We also have a debutants match, Jessie Lockhart will probably decline from rolling out the red carpet for Isabella Chavez. Isabella makes her debut, and Lockhart is the welcome committee so don’t expect her to be embraced into the DU family bosom quite so quickly as other divas. JLT: Jaguar Yoshiko says she has a huge surprise, Ashley T. Bopper has Icenique and John Lugo and Kaci Russell is back as we just saw. She’ll be on golden behaviour as will I. Leah: You need to just unbutton your shirt. JLT: No! Leah: Come on, you’re so uptight and boring. I need a partner like Jordan, she’ll be more entertaining! Honestly Jamie, I’m surprised you were voted “Rear of the Year” for being an ass. Asses look the same, and do the same things all the time. They’re boring! JLT: You’re comparing me to an ass? Leah: Yes, J-Lo’s big, fat, saggy ass. JLT: Is your rant over? Leah: Yes, thank you for letting me vent my anger. You are a true friend. Debutants Match Isabella Chavez v Jessie Lockhart JLT: Here we are, I'm so excited for this next match. Jessie, the evil Jessie, meets Isabella Chavez. Jessie seems to have adopted a viper feel to her, I saw her backstage earlier and she has changed. Isabella on the other hand is brand new, and her name makes me think she may be Cuban but we’ll see! [Isabella waves to the fans as Jessie Lockhart makes her entrance. "I'm only happy when it rains" by Garbage erupts as Jessie Lockhart steps out from behind the black curtain. Jessie makes her way on down to the ring at this time to a huge ovation of cheers from the fans. Jessie waves to the fans before she heads on down to the ring.] [Once they are both legal, Isabella cheap shots Lockhart with a slap and cockily dances in front of her but Lockhart fires back with an even bigger slap which sends Isabella falling to her butt as Lockhart pushes her forward grabbing her neck and ramming her head constantly into the mat until the referee has to pull her off. Isabella rolls to her feet and runs towards Lockhart but Lockhart launches with a spinning heel kick which turns into a leg drop once Isabella is on the floor, as Lockhart is shaping up to be impressive in her debut. Lockhart grabs Isabella by her hair and throws her into the corner, chasing after her with a clothesline trapping Chavez between the turnbuckle and her arm, but Lockhart then props up Isabella onto the top rope. The debuting diva is then grabbed by Isabella’s arm and is forced away from the turnbuckle and into the canvas with a spinning DDT. Isabella gets up with a smug look as she poses to the crowd. Isabella then pulls Lockhart to her feet and starts to shout in her face] Leah: Isabella is looking good [Lockhart has had enough and the blue-chipper decides to hit a European Uppercut to the swear-mouth taking her down to the mat with a shocked look on her face as the camera focuses in on her wide eyed shock until Lockhart’s foot comes into view stomping away on the head of Isabella before she is picked up by Lockhart and taken down to the mat in a front face drop from a piledriver position. Lockhart poses to the fans as Isabella slowly gets back up to her feet, Lockhart raises her arms above her head as she gets ready for a gymnastic maneuver as Isabella rises fully to her feet Lockhart leaps forward springing up into a handstand with her feet landing on Isabella’s shoulders and around her neck. Lockhart then uses her grip around Chavez’s neck to rolls underneath Isabella’s legs and pulls Isabella face first down to the canvas as her head hits the mat before she bounces over into a roll landing spread eagled. ] [Lockhart takes this opponent to signal for the crowd as she leaps onto the top rope before launching back off with a twisting leg drop as Isabella screams out from the impact and holds her neck coughing as she scrambles for the ropes to get some air. Lockhart takes this to her advantage as she runs to the ropes with Chavez still lying idle, she then dives over the top rope and Isabella’s body and as gravity pulls her to the floor she elbow drops the top of Isabella’s head and neck area as she clutches her head and rolls back into the ring. Lockhart climbs onto the apron and raises her arm to the crowd as Isabella rises on the other side breathless and still holding her neck, Lockhart leans back holding the ropes firmly in her hand jumping into the ring using the rope as her trampoline push, Chavez counters Lockhart for the first time in the match as she dropkicks the Lockhart’s gut sending both women back down to the mat.] JLT: Isabella is fighting back, Jessie also said for us to start calling her the Viper! [Isabella seems to have hurt her hand as she shakes her hand getting Lockhart in a front face lock position, she poses to the fans as they boo her she waves them off and taps Lockhart’s back, just as she is about to move to execute the DDT, Lockhart counters into a northern lights suplex, she gets up to her feet and brings up Isabella with her. She slams Isabella into the corner and nails a few kicks to the midsection keeping Chavez in the same position and immobile, Lockhart poses for her signature move as the fans rise to their feet while the stripper takes position opposite the corner.] [Lockhart leans back on the rope and leaps into the ring with a coast to coast dropkick which she slams into Isabella, but Isabella has fallen across the shoulders of her opponent and consequently, into a pin as the referee knows his rule book by heart and sees this, he starts the count.] JLT: The move backfired! [1] [2] [Lockhart just gets her shoulder up but barely, as she tosses Isabella off her, Isabella stumbles to get to her feet using the other turnbuckle to steady herself. Lockhart uses the ropes to climb to her feet and begins to walk towards Chavez, Lockhart then pulls her into an inverted DDT. Lockhart covers.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner...JESSIE LOCKHART!!! [Jessie gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp, she looks back at Isabella with an evil grin and heads backstage. We cut to Jamie and Leah.] JLT: What is with her? Leah: I know! We should put her on Ashley, then we’ll find out. Ashley always manages to push people to the edge with her banter, they then end up getting really frustrated and spill the beans. JLT: Personally, Ashley is a terrible journalist. Maybe I should have her on my new show, that’s right mine Leah, soon. Isabella didn’t do too badly either [Liz Phillips and Julie Foxx are seen in a locker room backstage, Liz Phillips is just her attire while Julie Foxx is smiling while stretching her muscles. Julie breaks the comfortable silence.] Julie Foxx: I can’t wait for our match, I saw you last week. You were pretty good. Liz Phillips: Thanks. I think I might be a little off this week, stupid Canadians were annoying me. I could’ve been in with a chance with this hot girl but she said “aye”, that word is painful, her using it screwed it up for me. Julie Foxx: A is a letter, not a word. Liz Phillips: That’s what I said! [There is a knock at the door as Jaguar Yoshiko pokes her head around and walks in with her assistant Holly at her side. The interim president is wearing her sunglasses as both divas then stand in front of her.] Jaguar Yoshiko: I just wanted to wish you ladies luck next, Hope and Faith need a good ass kicking. Julie Foxx: Well, if you think that. Then why not make it worth your while? [Jaguar leans in closer] . Jaguar Yoshiko: Go on. Julie Foxx: If Pain and Pleasure are so well accomplished, they’ve done so much, they’re former champions, they’re the pinnacle of tag team wrestling. If they’re so untouchable then how about if me and Liz win tonight, they have to separate? Jaguar Yoshiko: I like that proposition. It sounds fitting, okay, let’s do that. I like you two, you’ll do well here. [Jaguar turns and leaves Holly trips on a bag on the way out and falls on the floor. Jaguar curses at her in rapid Japanese as Julie Foxx is seen smiling widely with Liz a scowl on her face, Julie looks at her and she composes a smile.] -Commercial Break- Tag Team Match Julie Foxx & Liz Phillips v Pain & Pleasure (Hope n' Faith) JLT: We heard just moments ago that this match now contains huge stakes. Vixen Julie Foxx requested Jaguar make this match that if she and Liz Phillips win then their opponents Pain & Pleasure will be forced to separate. Leah: This happened only recently when Amanda and Azrael feuded with the married lesbians, Christine almost had a heart attack when they became slaves of Sexy Amanda. So she’ll be doing everything in her power to stop this happening tonight. JLT: Yes, Pain and Pleasure always seem to do well under pressure. Maybe it’s a turn-on you know they have weird kinky fantasies. [We cut to John Roe in the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match! If Pain and Pleasure lose, by last minute rules of President Jaguar, they must separate as a team. [The two teams stand staring at each other, Faith walks towards Julie when Liz grabs Faith from behind and whips her to the corner following it up by a clothesline and then bulldogging her to the centre of the ring. Liz gets to her feet when Hope flattens her with a clothesline, Julie comes from behind with a sleeper hold but Hope leans forward sending her over and then kicks her out of the ring. Faith also rolls out of the ring. Hope brings Julie to her feet and nails some uppercuts before applying a headlock, Julie shoves Hope to the ropes but Hope comes back with a spear. Julie manages to fit her way back to the ropes with some harsh right hands. Hope gets up and stares at Faith loving before tagging in her partner.] [Faith and Hope double kick Julie and suplex her into the canvas. They then pull her to her feet as Hope hoists her high above her head and then drops her onto Faith’s knee. Faith then begins her up and pulls her up into a full nelson and slams her into the canvas, Faith then begins to stomp on her. Faith kneels down and puts Julie in a front face lock before climbing onto her back and putting her in an armbar.] Leah: Good team work from the lesbians. Do you think we’re offending them by calling lesbians? JLT: No, they flaunt it. [Liz heads into the ring and kicks the back of Faith’s head, Faith gets off her cover and turns around when Liz flattens her with a spinning heel kick. Liz picks her up and executes a powerbomb onto her when Hope leaps from the top rope onto her and Julie with a cross body.] JLT: Julie and Liz are both looking good tonight too, they’re fairing well as a team! [Julie then gets to her feet and runs to the ropes, Faith gets to her feet when Julie leaps into the air and decks her with a right hand knocking them both to the canvas. Liz then gets Hope into her unprettier move and drives her into the canvas. Julie and Liz then high five each other.] [Liz turns around and finds Faith coming at her, Liz picks her up but she turns in into a flying headscissors to Phillips. Both women find their feet. Liz then swings at her but Faith counters it into her finisher. Faith then braces herself for the cover.] [1] [2] [Julie manages to sweep the legs of Faith making her drop out of the canvas. Faith then climbs to her feet but Liz whips her to ropes. Hope is back up and heads towards Liz but the diva turns and nails Hope with a superkick, Hope then spins around and is caught by a harsh uppercut to the jaw by Julie who then drops onto a cover after a spike piledriver from her team-mate.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…JULIE FOXX & LIZ PHILLIPS [Liz and Julie raise their arms in victory as Christine’s mouth gapes open.] Leah: So, Hope and Faith have to separate?! JLT: I’m sure Christine will appeal, but Julie and Liz looking impressive tonight, they outsmarted Hope and Faith. [Katrina is in her locker room backstage with Carrie and a dwarf playing with a Ouija board behind her. Katrina is signing copies of her DVD as she smiles each time she picks up the cover. There is a knock at the door. John Lugo enters with a smirk on his face. He speaks loudly.] John Lugo: Katrina! Katrina: Person! John Lugo: The names Lugo, John Lugo. I’m the owner of Plat- Katrina: Are you the guy that’s trying to seduce old ladies? John Lugo: No, maybe you have me confused with Austin Mack. I was just dropping by and I saw your name of the door, I remember seeing you last week. You were memorable because you were so attractive. Katrina: Thanks… John Lugo: Do you think you’d want to go out with drinks with me later? I know this cool Canadian bar? Katrina: Here’s your answer. [Katrina picks up a copy of her DVD from the stack, she signs it and hands it to Lugo. He smiles.] John Lugo: Great. I wanted this. Thanks! [Lilith steps out from another room. She walks up to John Lugo and smiles, he looks terrified with a mixture of digust and wonderment.] Lilith: I’ll go out with you! [John Lugo then turns and runs out of the room, Lilith frowns at Katrina. Katrina shrugs and goes back to signing. There is another knock at the back.] Lilith: I bet he went to make himself sexier. That’s sweet. [Lilith opens the door and in walks Ino Hinata with a plate full of cherry cookies. She puts them down on a table. She bows and walks out of the room.] Katrina: At least she didn’t say “slut”, which really gets on my nerves. Lilith: They smell nice. [Lilith leans down and picks up a cookie, she smiles at it as we cut back to ringside.] Leah: Another fabulous and intelligent segment featuring Lilith. She should win the Nobel prize. JLT: For what? Ugliness? Leah: I hate Ino, how dare she win all that money. I’ve lived in this country for all my life, she comes over here and voila, she’s handed millions of dollars. It’s retarded. JLT: Leah, pay attention! Standard Match Azrael v Katrina JLT: Next up we have Azraeli militants going against royal insurgents. That’s right, we’re sick on this program but you love us anyway. Azrael and Katrina collide next for the first time. Leah: Yes, I like Azrael’s look as it’s quite colourful. But then again, this dark period has really brought out the luciousness in Katrina’s lips. JLT: So, nothing about their in ring talent? Leah: Well, yeah but we’re going to find out. I wouldn’t want to spoil anything for anyone tuning in for the very first time! Who knows, this could be the surprise! [There is the bell, and this match is underway. The two combatants circle the ring as they size each other up. Katrina taunt’s Azrael. The crowd boos her, and soon they lock up tightly with each other. They are both fighting for the advantage in this intial lockup. Katrina begins to back up the Japanese towards the far turnbuckle. Once there the ref immediately lays down a count, and there to break up the tie up. Katrina slowly begins to loosen her grip to step away as the ref steps in between them. Katrina takes a few steps back. Azrael not happy in the least bit with this predicament begins to verbally abuse Katrina!] Leah: Japanese women are funny, when they’re shouting you know you just need to slap like. That with when you see one behind the wheel of a car, you better dive out of the way fast! JLT: Racism? Leah: Please, I’m 75% Japanese. JLT: No you’re not! Leah: Oh my God Jamie, you can’t just say I’m not Japanese! You racist! [Katrina lets the comments roll off her back, and then dares her opponent to lock up with her once again. Azrael looks around the crowd with a dirty look. She rubs her hands together and takes a step out again. The 2 circle each other once again. Once again they lock up.] [Katrina looks as if she will get the upper hand once again in this lockup. They both drop to a knee, and back up again jockeying for position. Then out of nowhere Katrina is thrown viciously to the mat and hard! Obviously cheating on the behalf of Azrael. She goes to follow it up with an elbow drop. No one is home. ] [Katrina goes to hit a leg drop with same results. Both of them quickly get to there feet. Katrina, makes kissy faces at Azrael. The crowd laughs and then Azrael rushes her opponent. Katrina is on top of things, and takes her down with a headlock takeover. Once down, Katrina wrenches in with the headlock. Azrael screams out in pain, and squirms around attempting to get free of the hold. Eventually she gets her lower half up. And her hands on either side of Katrina. She hops around a bit, and flips over, and takes a headlock on Katrina!] Leah: Azrael is doing the bunny-hop. I saw a photo of Hope and Faith doing that in Rose Petals this week, it was cute. They were trying to seduce Jaime Pressly, who is going to be at the FWAs. JLT: Leah, it’s not time for that advert yet! You’re on the wrong page of the script, I mean, ahem, you’re just not focused. Of course, wrestling is purely improvised! Leah: Like Katrina’s face is going red, you can’t act that. [Now Azrael begins to wrench in the hold now! She slowly begins making her way to the her feet, and all the whole digs in the hold. As she begins to try to take control of the hold, Katrina begins to elbow the sides of Azrael. And she begins to lose up the hold, she guides her to the ropes, and shoots her off, The rebound catches her with a shoulder. The crowd begins to cheer. Katrina takes off the opposite ropes. Azrael rolls, and Katrina leaps over her. Katrina hits the ropes again, and Azrael catches her with an arm drag, and follows it up with a BIG back elbow, and then a cover for a pin! Katrina up at 2. The communist picks up her opponent, and hits her with a few European uppercuts that rock her! Katrina is knocked loopy! Azrael is in control much to the crowd’s dismay. She whips her off the ropes, and catches her with a perfect powerslam. Azrael keeps the hold, and hooks the leg for an another pinfall attempt.] [1..2– Katrina quickly kicks up.] JLT: Katrina’s not a quitter. [Azrael picks up her opponent, and drives a knee several times into her stomach forcing the wind out of her. She then underhooks her arms, and powers her over with a butterfly suplex! Nice display of power there. While Katrina is down, Azrael quickly begins to grind an elbow into her face. The ref rushes in to break it up. Katrina, tries to fight her off but to no avail. The crowd boos in disgust.] [Close to getting Disqualified for her actions, Azrael stops but, then quickly begins to do it again. Finally Azrael stops, and gets up. She drops a big leg drop and hooks Katrina leg for a very arrogant pin.] [Azrael picks up Katrina, and shoots her to the ropes, Katrina comes at her with a body scissors/wheel barrow position, which she quickly turns it into version of an arm drag. Katrina begins to fire up! Katrina begins to down take down her opponent with several quick clotheslines! She follows it up with a big slam. The crowd is on its feet by the comeback of Katrina! Azrael slowly staggers to her feet, Katrina strikes quickly with a spinning neckbreaker!!] [Katrina points to the turnbuckle, and the crowd cheers. They hope to see Katrina’s 450 splash. She begins to climb and the crowd are going bananas! Katrina leaps off and rolls the Asian into a cover.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…KATRINA! JLT: Katrina pinned Azrael! Leah: The Queen of Pain picks up a victory, she just needs to backstage and do her sexual exercises. I’ve seen her do them, I’m telling you how she gets them so high and wide I’ll never know. JLT: Family viewing. Family. Viewing. Leah: Please, the only families tuning are the sons of old men. Both watching for the same reason, both have their hands on their- JLT: Remotes! So they don’t change channel! Leah, shut up! Here’s Krysta! [We cut backstage to Krysta Taylor smiling, shirt unbuttoned and standing next to the equally boob-tastic Amaryllis Vasquez. She smiles and nods to her producer.] Krysta Taylor: I’m standing backstage with Amaryllis Vasquez, hah, anyway Vasky, you have your work cut out tonight. Both your clients have been naughty, why did Razor trash Yuku’s locker room? Amaryllis: First off, don't ever call me "Vasky" again. And second, Razor attacked Yuku for one simple reason. That reason being because she just felt like it. Yuku Shiro isn't all she's cracked up to be, trust me. Razor was just making that better known, ya know? That's what smart people do. But um...I doubt you would know anything about that. Krysta Taylor: Well I do have a high IQ and a highly acclaimed career. So, if Star wins tonight then aren’t you faced with a tough decision? Who would face Yuku for her belt, Razor or Star? The Glittering Goddess could equally just forfeit the contendership to her friend? Amaryllis: Do you really think getting back that title? She doesn't need it for everyone to know she's the best. If Razor was given a shot at the Unleashed title, Star would be happy for her. Because despite what you bithces think, Star is a wonderful...caring...giving...non-jealous person. And she would surely step aside for her friend. But in the meantime, Star and Yuku Shiro have some unfinished business. And one way or another, Star will be the one to finish it. And after she takes out these two whores, she'll go on to do the same to that skank of a champ. Krysta Taylor: You seem to have a lot of anger, have you tried dating? Amaryllis: Why yes, Krysta. Yes I have. And thank you so much for noticing the anger. I can show you more if you'd like. Krysta Taylor: No, it’s okay. I’ll just stalk you with my video camera and then publish it in Rose Petals. I mean, I wouldn’t want to spend any more time in your presence, you’re making me feel sick with all your…stuff! Amaryllis: Whatever, Crusty...oops...I mean Krysta Taylor. Are we done here? Krysta Taylor: Yes, back to you at ringside. Actually, no, let’s do something wild and go to a commercial! See, I’m not boring like some people! [Scene opens with a guy at his computer, he's a an average jock with good looks. The phone rings. He answers.] Guy: Hello? [Girl on other line.] Girl: Hey, is that Steve? Guy: Yes? Who's this? Girl: I'm Vanessa, we met at Jake's party? You liked my dress and said I was pretty? Guy: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! WOW! How could I forget? When was that party? Girl: Nine months ago... [Sound of baby crying in the background. Voice over on the guy's shocked face.] Voice Over: Some moments will stay with you forever. The Feminity Wrestling Awards 2004. Triple Threat Match Lilith v Mystika v Star JLT: Next up an important match, probably the most important of the show. Star, Lilith and Mystika all battle for the number one contendership of the Unleashed Championship. We could very well see either of this three women as a new champion at Dead to the World! Leah: Just need Lilith and Mystika to gain confidence, and voila, they’ll be a force! [Lilith appears on the video wall backstage, unconscious on her locker room floor with the cookies sprawled around her. Carrie and Katrina continue what they’re doing though, not taking notice. A note is lying on her back, Mystika smiles as Star frowns.] John Roe: Due to Lilith being unable to compete, this is now a singles match! [The fans give a mixed reaction but cheer once the bell is sounded. Mystika and Star circle each other, with Star nailing punches to the face. Star then whips her to the ropes, she nails a back body drop but Mystika gets back to her feet and clotheslines the Goddess down. Mystika then applies a headlock to Star, with Star pushing her to the ropes once again but with Bryant holding on to them this time as Star lands on her back from an attempted dropkick. Mystika then runs forward grabbing the legs of Star and flipping over into a cover.] [1] [Star manages to kick out.] JLT: Mystika is playing a strategy tonight, she knows Star, they’ve had enough history and experience of one another. Mystika wants to try and take her out earlier. Leah: You should become a war strategist. [Mystika gets to her feet and whips Star to the corner, she follows up with a spear. Mystika then props her up on the top turnbuckle and executes a frakensteiner sending Star into the ring. Mystika then tries another cover but Star has her foot on the rope.] [Both women climb to their feet with Star getting an advantage by sweeping the legs away from Mystika, Star then straddle Mysti and begin to pummel her with lefts and rights. Mystika shoves her off and both women get to their feet, Star kicks her in the mid-section and tries to nail a butterfly powerbomb but Mystika counters sending Star over the top and landing on her back.] JLT: Mystika has really come into her zone in the past few weeks, great moves from her. [Mystika then picks up Star from behind into an electric chair drop, slamming her opponent into the canvas. Mystika then lifts up Star leg and slams it into the canvas, Mystika then tries to cover.] [1] [2] [Star kicks out, Chester looks on from the outside with concern. Mystika then runs to the ropes but Amaryllis grabs her foot, this gives time for Star to counter. Mystika runs towards her with a clothesline but Star ducks and nails an uppercut.] JLT: The power of thy flower. [Mystika then falls to the ropes but Star grabs her into her hanging armbar leg scissors finishing move slamming her into the canvas. Star then covers, with Amaryllis her client by placing her feet on the ropes.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…STAR!!! JLT: Thanks to Amaryllis Vasquez, Star has earned the right to face Yuku Shiro at Dead to the World. Amaryllis is sneaky, I’m not liking her. Mystika did well, she could be very well after Star’s tiara if she wins the belt! [Austin Mack is seen walking backstage, he is wearing a suit and has a clipboard in hand. She smiles broadly as he accidently bumps into a blonde haired woman, the camera moves around to see that the woman is Laura. Laura just stares blankly at the Enforcer of Fair Play.] Austin Mack: Laura, you’re looking dreadful. Are you still on a crazy political power trip? [Laura just stares straight at Austin.] Austin Mack: Hello? [Laura continues to stare.] Austin Mack: Fine, stupid bitch. [Austin walks off with his smile faded as Laura continues just to stare into space, Black Cherry arrives. She taps Laura on the shoulder making her come out of her “daze” and smiles at Cherry.] Black Cherry: Can you believe Jade? What a, just, ugh I can’t even describe her. I want to kick her ass so badly at Dead to the World, it’s going to be great. I want to just smear her blood everywhere, I hate that lesbian crew. Laura: Calm down, we have enough to deal with already. Ferrari and Felicity for one, lets just focus on those c*nts! Felicity is a has-been, she’s sh*t! Black Cherry: You’re right. Let’s go, we’re up next. Laura: F*ck yeah! Tag Team Match Black Cherry & Laura v Felicity & Ferrari JLT: Next Felicity shows her “loyalty” to new recruit Ferrari. They, as Wild Girl Productions, will take on friends Black Cherry and Laura. Laura seems to be relentless in being outspoken now, she disagrees with Ferrari glorying the occupation of an ‘adult entertainer’. Leah: Laura needs to lighten up. [The partners discuss who’s going to start the match, as the ref signals for the bell. Felicity and Black Cherry decide to start the match off. Laura and Ferrari get to their respective corners, as Felicity and Black Cherry advance on each other. The two lock up and Black Cherry ends up pushing Felicity back into a corner. The ref gets in between them, making them break the hold on each other. Then, Black Cherry slaps Felicity, hard. Felicity tries to get out of the corner, as she holds her face, but Black Cherry keeps her there, laying some chops across her chest.] [Black Cherry grabs Felicity and whips her into the other corner. She follows through, hitting Felicity with a clothesline and then grabbing her and nailing her with a bulldog. Black Cherry gets up, stomping on her a few times. Then, she drags her over to her corner, tagging Laura in. She gets in the ring and they both grab Felicity, bouncing her off the ropes, hitting her with a double clothesline. Black Cherry gets back to her corner, As Laura picks Felicity up. Laura then under hooks both of Felicity arms and nails her with a butterfly powerbomb. She goes for the pin, but only gets a two.] [Laura argues with the ref, stepping over Felicity. Felicity takes this opportunity and rolls Laura up into a school boy. She only gets a two count as well. Laura quickly gets up form it and starts to stomp Felicity, rather mad that she tried for a pin. Laura brings Felicity up to her feet and whips her into the corner, hard. Felicity steps out of the corner, holding her back, only to have Laura knock her down with a running calf kick. Laura tries for another pin, but gets a 2 count yet again.] [Laura argues with the ref again, and Felicity takes this opportunity to starts to crawl over to Ferrari. Ferrari reaches out for the tag, but Laura grabs Felicity, before she can get any further. Laura picks Felicity up and whips her off the ropes. Laura goes for a back body drop, but instead Felicity kicks her in the face. Then, Felicity picks her up into a scoop slam position, drops her down onto her feet and slams Laura down with a styles clash.] Leah: This could be it, that’s Felicity’s finisher. She could come back with a victory in front of her alleged home crowd. JLT: Yes, but I don’t think Felicity has the energy to pin. [Both woman start to crawl to their respective corners. The fans get behind Felicity, but Laura gets to Black Cherry first, tagging her in. Felicity ends up jumping for the tag and gets it, bringing Ferrari into the ring. Ferrari climbs into the ring, much to the fans’ approval. Black Cherry charges at Ferrari, but Ferrari knocks her down with an elbow to the face. Laura tries the same thing but gets knocked down with a clothesline. Black Cherry gets back up and tries to punch Ferrari, but Ferrari catches it and slams her down to the mat with a snap suplex.] [Then, Ferrari gets back up, bounces off the ropes and nails Black Cherry with a running senton. Ferrari goes for the pin, but Laura breaks it up. Laura picks Ferrari up, by her hair and tosses her, slamming her down onto the mat, using only Ferrari’s hair. Laura wipes a few strands of hair off her hands. The ref tries to get Laura back to her corner, but all that happens is Felicity nails Black Cherry from behind, knocking her out of the ring. Felicity waits for Laura to get up and then vaults herself over the top rope, hitting Black Cherry with a body press.] [Back in the ring, Ferrari waits for Black Cherry to get back up . When she does, Ferrari does a cartwheel into Black Cherry’s path and nails with a. Ferrari goes for a pin and only gets a two count. Ferrari brings Black Cherry to her feet and whips her into the corner. Ferrari goes to follow through with a clothesline, but Black Cherry grabs the ref and puts him in the corner. Ferrari backs off as Black Cherry gets behind her. Ferrari turns around as Black Cherry goes for a superkick. Ferrari gets out of the way and the ref gets nailed with it.] JLT: These referees should have this large ball around them, then they won’t get hit and knocked out. I mean, one little bump from behind and they’re dead. Leah: They’re all gay. JLT: Racist. Leah: Fascist. [Ferrari moves behind Black Cherry, but Laura nails Ferrari from behind, sending her to the mat. Then, Felicity gets back into the ring and tries to hit Black Cherry with a clothesline. Black Cherry ducks it and Laura hits Felicity with a jumping calf kick. Black Cherry takes this opportunity and slides out of the ring, grabbing a chair at ring side. Black Cherry slides back into the ring, as Laura picks Ferrari up. Then, the fans starts to cheer as Felicity picks up a chair. She slides into the ring, as Laura picks Ferrari up. Laura holds onto Ferrari, as Black Cherry looks like she’s about to hit Ferrari with the chair.] [Black Cherry tells Felicity not to get any closer or she’ll hit Ferrari with the chair. Black Cherry fakes going to hit Ferrari, as Felicity tells her to stop and swings for her but Cherry shoves her out of the way. Then, Black Cherry looks like she’s actually going to hit Ferrari, but Felicity grabs the chair right out of Black Cherry’s hands from behind. Felicity throws the chair over to Ferrari who dropkicks it into Black Cherry. Felicity kicks her in the stomach and plants her with a DDT. Meanwhile, Ferrari gets out of Laura’s hold and gets behind her. Then, Ferrari hits her with a running clothesline.] [Ferrari waits for Laura to get back up and then clotheslines her over the top rope, both of them going to the outside. Back in the ring, Felicity has gone to the top rope, Black Cherry laid out on the mat. Felicity signals to the crowd and performs the Kat’s Eye. Black Cherry moves out of the way though, sending Felicity right into the mat. The ref now starts to regain his composure, getting up out of the corner. Black Cherry goes for the pin, but the ref has no idea its going on, as he tries to recover from the superkick.] [Black Cherry gets off of Felicity, complaining to the ref. Then, Ferrari gets back in the ring, waiting for Black Cherry to turn around. When she does, Ferrari hits her with a Ferrari Bomb finisher. Ferrari, being the legal woman, goes for the pin. The ref sees this one and starts to count.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: The winners of this match, by pin fall…FELICITY & FERRARI!!! JLT: Felicity and Ferrari picked up the win in a close match, I’m guessing Felicity is loyal. She hasn’t committed any other the things we’ve seen in the past, such as hitting her partner with a chair, sending her to the wolves, stealing her bras. None of that. Leah: Friends forever? [Felicity and Ferrari leave the ring and walk up the aisle when a masked woman runs down, she slides in and runs towards Black Cherry. She picks her up but Cherry has her scouted and pulls her into a neckbreaker finisher, Laura then holds the masked woman down as Cherry begins to tug on her leather mask. It comes off after a struggle as we see Jade lying on the canvas. Cherry smiles as she shakes her head, Laura and Cherry then exit the ring as Jade gets up and begins to swear towards her opponents.] -Commercial Break- [Kaci Russell is walking backstage with people still looking at her in weird ways, she smiles and rolls her eyes as Star and Razor arrive in front of her. Kaci breaks the stares exchanged between them with some of her words of wisdom.] Kaci Russell: Star, it’s so great to see you. Not pregnant, not injured and still worthless, everything is back to normal! Star: Wasn’t it this time last year that I put you out for two months with an injury? Kaci Russell: You can dwell on the past, you do that a lot you know dear. You think you’re still the greatest, the sexiest, a Goddess. You even think you’re still the Unleashed Champion when the reality is that you haven’t been able to regain the belt since the psycho that is Yuku beat you for it. What a world you live in. [Star hits Kaci across the face with a closed fist and Kaci retaliates and slaps Star spearing her into the wall. Razor comes to her partner’s defence pulling Kaci off and pushing her down to the floor, the two exchange punches as Star picks up a chair, she tries to swing but the positions keep alternating. Razor finally gets to her feet as does Kaci, they both stare at each other when Katrina runs up to them yelling “Stop!”.] [Katrina then separates both divas using her arms and looks at them. NBK and Kaci all frown and look confused as Katrina smiles.] JLT: Katrina the Peacemaker. Leah: Peacemaker? Have you not seen her DVD, that’s anything but peaceful. My cat was more scared of the noises on that than from fireworks. But it’s nice to see Kaci and Star getting along so usually, it’s like everything is getting back to normal. JLT: Yes, you’re not making sense anymore. It must be back to normal! Aerosol Match Razor v Yuku Shiro JLT: Well it’s that time once again Leah, the big one, the show stealer, the one to remember… the main event baby! Leah: Easy there, don’t go giving yourself a coronary! JLT: How can you not be excited over this one Leah? This match would make a great pay-per view main event! But these lucky folk in Montreal and our DU viewers at home get to see it right here… tonight! Leah: Okay I’ll give you that, Razor and Yuku Shiro are gunning for each other and both have vengeance in their eyes. Razor out to defend the honour of the NBK and to even the score after Yuku literally swung from the rafters to knock the whole NBK silly on last weeks Exile. JLT: Yeah but don’t forget Yuku is out to blunt the Razor after she trashed Shiro’s Changing room last week with that can of spray paint. I’m telling you now folks the claws on these two pussycats are out and the fur will fly! Leah: The rules for this match are, well whatever you can do with a can of spray paint? [Ring announcer John Roe makes the formal introductions.] John Roe: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is the main event of tonight and is an Aerosol match. Introducing first… from Homestead, Florida and weighing in at one hundred and sixty pounds… RAZOR! ["Papercut" by Linkin Park starts up and Smoke quickly fills the entrance ramp. Red and sliver pyros blast from the ceiling above the ring. A spotlight highlights Razor as she appears from backstage; she blows a kiss to the camera and flashes everyone. She then makes her way down the ramp and into the ring.] John Roe: And her opponent hales from Tokyo, Japan and is your Divas Unleashed champion… YUKU SHIRO! [The arena darkens for a few seconds, Strata plays and the lights resume. A raven sits on the desk as Yuku Shiro is perched in the ring.] JLT: I hate it when this thing lands on our desk; it always craps on my notes. Leah: Well everyone’s a critic honey, it probably don’t like what you say about its owner. [In the ring the two competitors meet in the centre of the canvas and embark on a stare down for some twenty seconds, they both exchange verbal insults before Razor is the first to lash out with a close fist to the jaw of Shiro. Yuku falls to the floor clasping her face but is soon to be in more pain as Razor comes back off the ropes to baseball slide her feet in to the mid-section of the downed champion. Razor then hauls Yuku up only to suplex her straight back down, the natural born killers member then goads the crowd with a cocky pose whilst standing above Shiro.] JLT: That’s our champion right there, flat on her back looking up at the rafters, wow what a great champ… JLT is cut off by Yuku’s crow squawking viciously at him.] Leah: Exactly, err mister crow is it? [Razor helps Yuku Shiro back to her feet and chops her across the chest, the Unleashed champ retaliates with a chop of her own. The two women start a rally of chops each taking turns to strike one another and each strike becomes more vicious and powerful. Finally Yuku comes out on top as one of her blows sends Razor falling back onto the canvas, Razor sits up and rubs her chest whilst staring in disbelief at Shiro’s power.] JLT: Oh the puppies, for the love of god almighty don’t hurt the puppies! Leah: Okay I am a bit sick of this analogy of women’s breasts being called puppies. They’re part of a female’s body, not a hairy four-legged animal! JLT: I’m afraid I’m gonna need proof, undo you top and let me check for hair! [Yuku waits for Razor to get up then unleashes a clothesline, which sends her foe over the top rope down out to ringside. However Razor lands on her feet and shakes a defiant head at Yuku, she then beckons her to join her outside the squared circle. Shiro slides out under the bottom rope and makes her way round the ring to Razor, but the NBK member has a plan and executes it well as Shiro gets right up close Razor applies a drop toe hold that sends Yuku’s head smashing into the steel steps.] [Razor then swings a dazed Shiro back into the ring and then clampers back in her self. She sends the Japanese diva into the ropes but is caught with a cross body block as Yuku adjust mid stride to take down Razor. Shiro sees an opportunity to climb the ropes and takes it to execute her Soaring Dragon - Yuku leaps to the top rope, balances, and executes a beautiful moonsault on opponent.] Leah: It’s moves like that J that makes her our Unleashed champion, what a great manoeuvre, absolute perfection! JLT: Yeah whatever, I want to know how the aerosol comes into this. For starters where is the can? Leah: Well see that bulge in referee Kevin Garcia’s pants? Well that isn’t because he’s excited! If one of the women want the aerosol all they do is ask the ref to hand it over. JLT: Oh. [Yuku continues to attack with effect until Razor manages to get back in the match when she counters Yuku’s ddt and turns it into her one of her own signature moves, the Cutting Revenge - Suplex to swinging neckbreaker. She then gets on top of Shiro and starts scratching at her face, a move known to Razor as the Diamond Search. Shiro screams out and starts thrashing about with Razor continuing to dig her nails in, Yuku then manages to bring her legs up high enough and locks then round the head of razor, she then uses her leg strength to pull Razor backward until she goes back and her shoulders are on the mat.] [1] [2] [Razor manages to thrust up a shoulder to stop the count. Shiro looks at referee Kevin Garcia with disgust in her eyes.] Leah: So close to the pin there, but look at the mess Razor has made to Yuku’s face, there are signs of blood seeping from those nail scratches. [The two women get to their feet and once more exchange obscenities. Yuku pulls on Razors arm and sends her into the ropes and as she comes back is hit with the Black Liger Buster. With Razor seemingly out cold Yuku calls for the ref who hands her the can of spray paint, she shakes the can and then starts to run a yellow streak of paint down the back of her enemy. Razor begins to move and makes a quick move to stop Yuku spraying her anymore; she rolls and comes out of it into a standing position. She runs her hand down her back and then looks at the wet yellow paint that she has been marked with. She then stares at Yuku with dagger eyes and hurls herself at her Shiro with a drop kick which knocks Yuku down.] JLT: The tide is about to turn mark my words… go Razor! [Razor picks up the spray can that Yuku was holding and looks into the crowd with evil in her eye, then as Yuku gets to her feet Razor is waiting and sprays the paint full into her face and eyes. As Shiro grabs her face and tries to wipe the paint away Razor is moves in for the kill with her bleeder finisher, which she nails perfectly sending Yuku Shiro face down to the mat. Razor then roles her over for the cover.] [1] [2] [Yuku at the final millisecond manages to throw a shoulder up and the crowd erupts in cheers and chants for the ladies Unleashed champ.] JLT: NO WAY! C’mon ref… blatant slow count! Leah: Looked perfectly fine to me. [Razor is straight up and arguing with the ref, pushing him backward and spitting mad that her opponent wasn’t pinned for three. She finally gives up with her ranting only to turn around straight into Yuku Shiro’s deadly Life Hammer finisher. As Razors head crash downward it comes straight down on the spray can, which explodes on impact with her head. Yuku then grasps at Razors left leg and roles her up into a pin position.] [1] JLT: Kick! [2] JLT: Noooo! [3] Leah: Yuku Shiro wins with the Life Hammer! Razor is out cold and covered in paint, what a victory for the champ. JLT: Oh she got screwed by referee Garcia and you know it! That count was so slow I went and got a bagel and was back in my seat before he even reached two. But hey I don’t feel bad for Razor; Yuku should be the one worried… The Natural Born Killers wont let this result go unnoticed! [In the ring referee Kevin Garcia raises the hand of Yuku Shiro and the crowd pops in appreciation of her effort to get the victory. She wipes the final remnants of paint from her face and stands over her fallen opponent and smiles, but her happiness is soon wiped away as over the p.a system "Hip Hop Star" By Beyonce plays and Star makes her way out from behind the back.] JLT: Oh now there’s trouble, how you like that Shiro? The Natural Born Killers are in the house! [Yuku stands at the ropes beckoning Star to make her way down the ramp, but star pauses for a moment before slowly starting her way toward ring. Suddenly unknown to practically anyone and arm burst out from under the ring in the centre of the mat. An arm is joined by a head, then another arm and so on until a muscular black woman dressed in purple attire emerges through the mat into the ring, with Yuku still unaware of the woman’s presences as she is occupied cussing Star.] JLT: LOOK! What the hell? Leah: Good god. [The woman spins round Yuku Shiro and hits a stunner move on her leaving the Japanese diva on the canvas. Star stops in her tracks and her jaw drops in pure shock of whom she sees.] JLT: That move, that’s the Indigo flow… my god its her… It’s Indigo! She’s back from the dead! Leah: I think you’re right, I can’t believe this. We all heard the rumours, but I never thought it could ever be true. And just look at Star, which pretty much confirms it. JLT: She looks like she’s seen a ghost. Leah: JLT… I think we all have! [Exile goes off air with Star backing up looking scared to death and a final shot on Indigo, apparently back from the dead.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to myself for their great contributions to tonight's show, hehe. I hope you enjoyed it and the storylines and matches, etc. we didn't have any entrances tonight, because they tend to make me think the matches are longer so I scrapped them and see how they faired without them. They'll be back though, anyway, thanks for reading. -Card Subject to Change-