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Friday November 19th 2004
JLT: Who was that?
Leah: I don't know. It could be anybody. Roll the titles!
[The trademark opening that regular fans will recognise rolls onto the screen, we see shots off all six champions at the end before the Exile logo is on the screen. The fans hold up their signs hoping to get spotted and show their friends watching at home what beautiful art they created: “Hire Madonna!” “Indigo’s Back!” “Jessie gives me a hernia!” are some of the slightly bizarre in the audience. We pan to the ever-bizarre Leah and JLT.]
JLT: Welcome to Exile everybody, our final show before Dead to the World coming at you live from Canada! You know Leah we’re just one week away from DU’s next pay-per view extravaganza “Dead to the World”, and there are still a lot of matches to be decided for that card.
Leah: Yeah so far all we have confirmed is the Unleashed Championship match between Star and Yu…
[Leah is cut off mid sentence as the arena lights go out and the crowd are left in the pitch-black darkness. Then over the PA system a deep guitar rift begins to strum with the backbeat of a drum in support. The tension in the guitar grows stronger and louder as the drums begin to beat a base.]
Leah: What’s going on here? We’re not supposed to have anyone out in the arena yet.
JLT: Ugh oh!
Leah: Ugh oh what?
[Suddenly the music bursts into life and it is clearly that of Audioslave and their song ‘Cochise’. Pyros ignite and a tall muscular man dressed in a suit steps out from behind the curtain, he is instantly recognizable. The crowd pops and roars in appreciation for the return of one of the most controversial men to ever grace the business of wrestling, let alone DU.]
JLT: Ugh oh that… It’s Rayland Lee… IT’S JACKMAN!! Oh lord he’s here.
Leah: You knew he was coming?
JLT: Well I had heard a thing or two yeah.
[Jackman, the seven-foot plus monster who hasn’t been seen in Divas Unleashed for almost a year now, has apparently come back. He stands at the top of the ramp and grins a wide smile outward towards the fans, he then straightens the suit that clings to his muscular frame before arrogantly strolling down toward ringside. He steps around the ring looking at it as if it’s begging him to take that first step back in what has been a long time. He takes a mic from John Roe and slowly walks up the steel steps, he then pauses before stepping through the ropes to look out into the crowd as they chant his name.]
Leah: You think his coming here has anything to do with the return of Indigo last week?
JLT: I’d say it was pretty likely, what else would he want? When walked out here last December he said he’d never return. So Indigo is his only reason for returning I’d say.
Leah: Yeah but what does he want with her? Is he with her or against her?
[Just then in the ring Jackman speaks.]
Jackman: Well well well!
[The crowd roars once more with chants of Jackman’s name.]
Jackman: I said I’d never come back to the DU… I guess I lied? But anyway I’m here and the best thing is to tell you all the reason for me being here tonight. Well I’m here to answer some questions! See a month ago when the DU ran a piece on the anniversary of Indigo’s… first death? *Jackman pulls a confused face*. Well it started rumours that I had something to do with the name Indigo being removed from her head stone. The internet began to buzz that I had exhumed Cleo’s body, Radio chat shows started to report sightings of Cleopatra Brown herself and saying her whole death was a stunt pulled by DU.
Even the Divas themselves were swapping rumours and Chinese whispers that they had heard about Indigo and indeed my involvement in her return… So I felt the best thing to do was come here tonight and end any stories or untrue words about the strange happenings and the apparent return of the Indigo.
JLT: well Leah you’re going to get your wish so it seems, Jackman is about to tell all… right here, right now!
[Back in the ring.]
Jackman: The truth is that sadly… Cleopatra Brown, known as Indigo to all of you. Well she is very much dea…
[This time it is Jackman who is interrupted as once more the PA system blazes into life, this time ‘Hate me now’ by P.Diddy plays and none other than Indigo makes her way into the arena. Jackman’s jaw drops, as he can’t believe it to be true, he even drops the mic to the mat such is his state of shock.]
Leah: Oh Indigo is very alive Jackman and on her way to confront you so it seems.
JLT: Hmmm Something doesn’t seem right about her? She just doesn’t look like she use to!
[Indigo gets into the ring and walks straight up to Jackman and looks upward into his eyes. See removes the ray-band sunglasses and stares at him sternly; she then suddenly jumps up into his arms and plants a huge kiss smack square on his lips.]
JLT: Err I’d say she was very much with him Leah.
[The two embrace for a moment or two, then Jackman bends down and retrieves the mic.]
Jackman: Ladies and gentlemen I give to you… INDIGO!!
[The crowd are mixed in their reaction, some cheer whilst the majority stay silent not knowing what to make of it all. Jackman looks about the arena and senses the silence.]
Jackman: Okay okay, I admit it. Cleopatra Brown is dead! The original Indigo is no longer with us. But who cares huh? That cheating bitch is burning down in hell where the cheating whore should be! But This Indigo… The new improved badass bitch! She is ten times stronger, ten times more talented, and ten times more bitch than the old Indigo could ever have wished to be!
[Jackman pauses and looks at his new model.]
Jackman: See I was sitting at home watching the crap that roams this ring these days and I thought to myself shit! If those chicks are all that DU has to offer then I better do something about it… So I did!
JLT: Why do I have the feeling that the fan favourite Jackman we last saw back in December has gone back to being the monster he was so renowned for.
Jackman: I was back at home sitting on the millions I got off Rockford, but I had nothing to do, I was bored and you know what? It was eating me up inside. So I got myself a little project… I trained myself a new Indigo with the soul purpose of bringing her back to DU and causing chaos!
Only thing was, and I hate to admit this… but the old Indigo was pretty good and if I was going to bring back the legacy of her name… then I had to do it better than the first time. So I asked myself if the original had the genes of being one badass bitch then where should I look to match those attributes? It took me a while but then it came to me… Family! Whenever you need something you turn to family, and I did! But I didn’t turn to my family; so don’t worry about seeing Tara Lee back here. No I went to a member of Cleopatra’s family, the one place I could guarantee to get those badass genes I was looking for. And here she is…. Alicia Brown, The younger sister of Cleopatra. Only thing is I lucked out! Because she’s bigger than her elder sister, stronger, better technically and hell she is one mean diva!
[Jackman raises the arm of the new pretender to the name Indigo and parades her around for all to look at.]
Jackman: So I warn you now. You Divas in the back and to DU in general… Watch out because the bitch truly is back! Her name… INDIGO!
[With that Jackman and Indigo exit the ring to a silent crowd, with them not knowing what to make of what they have just seen. JLT and Leah try there best to make sense of it.]
JLT: Well, there you go folks. Seems both Indigo and Jackman are back in DU!
Leah: But is that a good thing? Jackman wants chaos and he’s going to use Indigo to do his bidding.
JLT: I was around last time Jackman was about Leah and trust me; nothing good can come of this!
Debutants Match
JLT: I’m excited for this next match Leah, because it sees two new superstars rise through the ranks of Divas Unleashed. You never know in the future this could be the debut of a wrestling legend.
Leah: Aren’t you excited? We have Bianca White and Tina Marie Romero face off next. Isabella Chavez forfeited the match earlier, so it is now a singles contest! Don’t you love the spontaneousness of our shows?
[Tina Marie waves to the fans as Bianca White makes her entrance. Once they are both legal, Tina Marie cheap shots White with a slap and cockily dances in front of her but White fires back with an even bigger slap which sends Tina Marie falling to her butt as White pushes her forward grabbing her neck and ramming her head constantly into the mat until the referee has to pull her off. Tina Marie rolls to her feet and runs towards White but White launches with a spinning heel kick which turns into a leg drop once Tina Marie is on the floor, as White is shaping up to be impressive in her debut. White grabs Tina Marie by her hair and throws her into the corner, chasing after her with a clothesline trapping Romero between the turnbuckle and her arm, but White then props up Tina Marie onto the top rope. The debuting diva is then grabbed by Tina Marie’s arm and is forced away from the turnbuckle and into the canvas with a spinning DDT. Tina Marie gets up with a smug look as she poses to the crowd. Tina Marie then pulls White to her feet and starts to shout in her face]
Leah: Tina Marie is looking good
[White has had enough and the blue-chipper decides to hit a European Uppercut to the swear-mouth taking her down to the mat with a shocked look on her face as the camera focuses in on her wide eyed shock until White’s foot comes into view stomping away on the head of Tina Marie before she is picked up by White and taken down to the mat in a front face drop from a piledriver position. White poses to the fans as Tina Marie slowly gets back up to her feet, White raises her arms above her head as she gets ready for a gymnastic maneuver as Tina Marie rises fully to her feet White leaps forward springing up into a handstand with her feet landing on Tina Marie’s shoulders and around her neck. White then uses her grip around Romero’s neck to rolls underneath Tina Marie’s legs and pulls Tina Marie face first down to the canvas as her head hits the mat before she bounces over into a roll landing spread eagled. ]
[White takes this opponent to signal for the crowd as she leaps onto the top rope before launching back off with a twisting leg drop as Tina Marie screams out from the impact and holds her neck coughing as she scrambles for the ropes to get some air. White takes this to her advantage as she runs to the ropes with Romero still lying idle, she then dives over the top rope and Tina Marie’s body and as gravity pulls her to the floor she elbow drops the top of Tina Marie’s head and neck area as she clutches her head and rolls back into the ring. White climbs onto the apron and raises her arm to the crowd as Tina Marie rises on the other side breathless and still holding her neck, White leans back holding the ropes firmly in her hand jumping into the ring using the rope as her trampoline push, Romero counters White for the first time in the match as she dropkicks the White’s gut sending both women back down to the mat.]
JLT: Tina Marie is fighting back!
[Tina Marie seems to have hurt her hand as she shakes her hand getting White in a front face lock position, she poses to the fans as they boo her she waves them off and taps White’s back, just as she is about to move to execute the DDT, White counters into a northern lights suplex, she gets up to her feet and brings up Tina Marie with her. She slams Tina Marie into the corner and nails a few kicks to the midsection keeping Romero in the same position and immobile, White poses for her signature move as the fans rise to their feet while the stripper takes position opposite the corner.]
[White leans back on the rope and leaps into the ring with a coast to coast dropkick which she slams into Tina Marie, but Tina Marie has fallen across the shoulders of her opponent and consequently, into a pin as the referee knows his rule book by heart and sees this, he starts the count.]
JLT: The move backfired!
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[White just gets her shoulder up but barely, as she tosses Tina Marie off her, Tina Marie stumbles to get to her feet using the other turnbuckle to steady herself. White uses the ropes to climb to her feet and begins to walk towards Romero, White then pulls her into an inverted DDT. White covers.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner...BIANCA WHITE!!!
[Bianca gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp, she looks back at Tina Marie with a
smile and heads backstage. We cut to Jamie and Leah.]
JLT: Bianca White picks up the victory, although she and Tina Marie looked very impressive in this encounter. I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot of them in the future.
Leah: Yes, especially since Bianca White has huge lips and Tina Marie has a huge nose. That’s a NIPTD!
JLT: Is a NIPTD like a PIRNF?
Leah: Yes, it’s a “Nose I’d Punch Till Dawn!”
JLT: Honestly…
[We cut backstage to where we see Bloo swinging a can of paint around, the colour is blue and it covers the lockers, furniature, clothes and bags of whoever’s dressing room it is. Bloo then tosses the can at the wall and sighs with relief, she smiles widely and walks out of the room. As the door opens we see the title of the locker room is “Azrael, Jade & Sexy Amanda” as the fans cheer. Minutes after Bloo leaves Sexy Amanda along with Azrael and Jade walk into the room. Amanda’s mouth gapes in shock.]
Sexy Amanda: Really subtle, Bloo. I can’t wait to kick her ass next, she just walks back and think she can do what he wants?
Jade: Speaking of colours, I can’t wait to get my title back. You girls need to make sure Black Cherry doesn’t cheat! Her butt-buddy is Laura, and she’s just crazy, so we need to stick together.
Sexy Amanda: Jade, as much as we love having you back. Stop dictating things, we need to sort out Bloo before we begin on Cherry. The pay per view is next week, tonight is tonight. We need victories, we need to focus.
[Cut to ringside.]
Standard Match
John Roe: This match is scheduled for one fall. First, from New York City,
New York, weighing in at 135 pounds, KATRINA!
[The lights go out in the arena as spotlights move about the crowd and "All
Day Long I Dream About Sex" by JC Chasez being to play over the loud
speakers. As the lyrics start to kick in, a green spotlight goes to the
entranceway and Katrina walks out from behind the curtain.
So you wanna be a rockstar
Katrina enters the ring and begins to pose for the crowd, who begins to boo
their once favorite diva. Kat just ignores them and continues to pose.]
John Roe: Next, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 140 pounds,
STAR!
[The arena goes dark. "Hip Hop Star" By Beyonce blasts over the P.A system
and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and a
slight for covers the stage. Star appears through the fog to a large pop
from the crowd, hands on her hips and a smug look on her face. "We Love You
Star" and "You Rawk" signs are immediately jolted into the air as Star makes
her way down the ramp and into the ring. The bell rings.]
JLT: This is looking to be a good match, Leah. Both of these ladies are
lusting after Yuku Shiro's Unleashed belt.
Leah: And we all know Kat is lusting after Shane, as well.
[Katrina and Star lock up. Star finally gets Kat, twisting her arm behind
her back. Kat tries to get free, but Star holds it tight. The ref tells her
to ease up and she does. Star takes Kat by the hair and delivers several
elbows to her back. Kat reels and Star gets her into a position. She then
delivers a pedigree to the other woman.]
JLT: A nice pedigree thanks to the Glittering Goddess.
[Kat gets up and starts throwing punches at Star. Each one connects with
Star's jaw. The crowd counts along with the ref. She reaches ten, having
backed Star into a corner. Kat kicks her leg up and holds her foot against
Star's throat. The ref pats her leg, telling her to stop. Kat slaps Star a
few times. Around the fifth slap, Star catches Kat's hand and glares at
her.]
Leah: The Queen of Pain has just angered the Glittering Goddess. Looks like
deity reigns over monarchy.
[Star shoves Kat backwards. Kat falls to the mat. Just as she pushes herself
up, Star starts to stomp her. The crowd cheers wildly.]
JLT: Don't mess with Star.
[She stops and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, checking it for
blood. Kat stands and Star hits her with a big boot, sending her down again.
She goes in for a pin.]
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[...And a kickout from Kat. Star bangs the mat in frustration. She stands
and brings Kat up with her. She suddenly heaves Kat onto her shoulder,
apparently setting up for an F-5. Instead, she changes gears and gets her
into a DDT position, delivering a ferocious Sparkling Intuition. The crowd
is on their feet cheering.]
JLT: I did not just see that.
Leah: Yes, you did! Go Star!
[Star goes down for the pin on the immobile Kat.]
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John Roe: And the winner is...STAR!
[She stands and raises her arms in victory. She shoots one last look at Kat
and climbs out of the ring as "Hip Hop Star" plays.]
JLT: Star is an Amazon woman!
Leah: Don't mess with her!
JLT: Let me just remind everyone that you'll be seeing both of these divas
at the FWAs, coming your way in December.
Leah: I can't wait!
[As Star and Katrina recover from the tedious match between one
another, the lights go out in the arena.]
JLT: Oh…lights out is out…
Leah: You know what that means…
[Out of nowhere flames erupt from the ring post turning the arena
bright red as the crowd erupts! The lights come back on to see Yuku
Shiro in her ring attire jump of the top rope, and springboard into
the ring hitting a hard neckbreaker drop taking an un aware Star off
her feet, and crashing hard to the mat!]
JLT: The DU champ is in the ring!!
Leah: All hell has broken loose!
[Yuku springs to her feet, as Katrina still upset about losing the DU
title to her at the PPV rushes her only for Shiro to side step, and
use her momentum to launch her over the top rope to the floor!]
JLT: And Katrina is OUT of there!!
[Yuku turns around only to be driven hard into the corner by Star!
The number one contender proceeds to punish Yuku by hammering her mid-
section with repeatedly with shoulder thrusts!]
JLT: Star punishing Yuku in the corner!!
Leah: We see that bitch!
[Star satisfied stands up and cocks back to nail Yuku in the face,
but the Unleashed Champion becomes unleashed as she springs on Star,
opens her mouth showing her implant fangs, and bites down HARD on
Star’s shoulder sinking her teeth deep and drawing blood!]
JLT: OH MY LORD!!
Leah: HOLY SHIT!!
[As the two go crashing to the mat Star scream trying to get Yuku off
of her, but Shiro locks on like a pitbull biting harder!]
JLT: She's biting her!! She's biting her!!
Leah: Bitch! We see that!! We see that!! Holy Shit!!
[ Star screams tapping out as a slew of referees and the Natural Born
Killers rush the ring and grab Yuku trying to get her off of Star,
but as the pull Yuku sinks her teeth deeper into Star, causing her to
cry and scream begging her to release her! Finally Yuku let’s go with
a insane look on her face, and a mouth full of Star’s blood, as Star
scrambles away into a corner shaking like a leaf clutching her bloody
shoulder, as the rest of her stable flocks around her, watching
nervously as an insane Shiro is restrained by officials.]
[Jaguar Yoshiko is seen sitting behind her desk, the television is on to the right and she is writing and flicking through papers. Suddenly there is a loud bang as the door is flung open and Keiko Yoshimato walks in. She leans on Jaguar’s desk.]
Keiko Yoshimato: If you’re as smart as you think you are, you’ll let me replace Liz Phillips and take on Black Cherry next. Then if I win, then you and your regime should grant me and Hope, Faith, Christine and even Ariel a wish.
Jaguar Yoshiko: What makes you think I’m going to do that?
Keiko Yoshimato: I said, if you’re smart.
Jaguar Yoshiko: Well I like the cockiness that this whole thing has brought out of you Keiko, and I’ll do that for. If you can beat Black Cherry then you and your regime can get one wish. Except that the wish can’t be to reunite Hope and Faith as a team, I’m smart, but maybe too smart for you.
Keiko Yoshimato: That’s fine Jaguar, thanks for your time.
[Keiko walks out of the room as Jaguar shakes her head and continues her work.]
-Commercial Break-
Standard Match
JLT: We learnt moments ago that Keiko Yoshimato, when under pressure, is actually
quite bossy. Also that if Keiko wins then the Pain and Pleasure stable are allowed one wish.
Leah: Yeah, I just hope that it isn’t one of those trick wishes like. “Oh I wish Hope Clarkson was in my bed”, because I’ve wasted so many genies on that.
JLT: Genies?
Leah: Yes, in Saudi Arabia, I rubbed on lamp and despite incinerating my hands I got three wishes out of a purple genie. I wasted them on “I wish Sandra was here to see this, I wish I hadn’t said that and I wish I hadn’t just did that”.
JLT: You’re a bit dumb aren’t you?
Leah: Yes, I am.
[There is the bell, and this match is underway. The two combatants circle the ring as they size each other up. Keiko Yoshimato taunt’s Black Cherry. The crowd boos her, and soon they lock up tightly with each other. They are both fighting for the advantage in this intial lockup. Keiko Yoshimato begins to back up the Japanese towards the far turnbuckle. Once there the ref immediately lays down a count, and there to break up the tie up. Keiko Yoshimato slowly begins to loosen her grip to step away as the ref steps in between them. Keiko Yoshimato takes a few steps back. Black Cherry not happy in the least bit with this predicament begins to verbally abuse Keiko Yoshimato!]
Leah: Japanese women are funny, when they’re shouting you know you just need to slap
like. That with when you see one behind the wheel of a car, you better dive out of the way fast!
JLT: You said that before. We got complaints about it. So shut up!
[Keiko Yoshimato lets the comments roll off her back, and then dares her opponent to lock up with her once again. Black Cherry looks around the crowd with a dirty look. She rubs her hands together and takes a step out again. The 2 circle each other once again. Once again they lock up.]
[Keiko Yoshimato looks as if she will get the upper hand once again in this lockup. They both drop to a knee, and back up again jockeying for position. Then out of nowhere Keiko Yoshimato is thrown viciously to the mat and hard! Obviously cheating on the behalf of Black Cherry. She goes to follow it up with an elbow drop. No one is home. ]
[Keiko Yoshimato goes to hit a leg drop with same results. Both of them quickly get to there feet. Keiko Yoshimato, makes kissy faces at Black Cherry. The crowd laughs and then Black Cherry rushes her opponent. Keiko Yoshimato is on top of things, and takes her down with a headlock takeover. Once down, Keiko Yoshimato wrenches in with the headlock. Black Cherry screams out in pain, and squirms around attempting to get free of the hold. Eventually she gets her lower half up. And her hands on either side of Keiko Yoshimato. She hops around a bit, and flips over, and takes a headlock on Keiko Yoshimato!]
Leah: English women are so fierce, you know the Queen is just a pure dominatrix in the bedroom. |
