Divas Unleashed Exile

Friday November 5th 2004
Calgary, Canada


Jaguar Yoshiko comes to the ring before the credits roll, addressing a crowd that boos her she states: “Next week we will see a very special surprise take place, as she has a huge bombshell to drop onto Divas Unleashed.” She leaves the ring as the fans and commentators both wonder what it is.

JLT and Leah welcome us to Exile. They say that Kaci Russell and Yuku Shiro are both not expected to be here tonight for unknown reasons.

Black Orchid v Liz Phillips
Liz Phillips dominates Black Orchid with several painful looking moves, but Orchid fights back and manages to get Liz close to tapping out. Liz resists and manages to find her feet and execute her finisher, she pins Orchid and celebrates her first victory.

Austin Mack and Katrina both meet backstage. Austin says he suspended Kaci for this week, and she promised she will be sober and clean up her act next week when she returns. Katrina smirks and says she cannot wait to see her favourite superstar back in action. Elsewhere, Icenique is seen polishing her Stripped title when John Lugo appears. John introduces himself and compliments Icenique who seems to enjoy it.

Hope Clarkson v Jessie Lockhart v Sexy Amanda
Hope Clarkson and Sexy Amanda both corner Jessie Lockhart, Jessie manages to exit the ring and recuperate while Amanda and Hope battle once again in their careers. Christine interferes climbing on the apron but Azrael pulls her down and throws her into the ring post. This makes Hope Clarkson exit the ring and pursue Azrael backstage, Sexy Amanda and Jessie Lockhart then fight in the ring but Amanda manages to get the advantage and pins Jessie.

Razor trashes Yuku Shiro locker room with a baseball bat, she then gets angry at the cameraman and shoves him down smashing the camera. She walks into the hallway and into Star and Amaryllis. Amaryllis likes Razor’s décor taste while observing the locker room, Dana Lockhart is spotted and the Natural Born Killers try to intimidate her before they assault her.

Ashley T. Bopper comes to the ring very annoyed, she begins to rant that her guest has been attacked and that instead she will interview herself. Shayla Walker walks out and says Ashley has lost the plot; they then begin to scream teenage insults at each other before they brawl on the floor. Charmion and Lauren Langley both come to the ring to separate them.

Black Cherry is outside, she lights some fireworks but the box they were on is blown over in the wind. The fireworks then launch into a car park area marked “Wrestler Parking”, Cherry then quickly runs back into the arena.

Black Cherry v Lilith
Lilith comes to the ring wielding an iron crucifix at a bedazzled Cherry, Cherry and Lilith then begin to fight with Cherry using a chair to isolate Lilith. Cherry sets up a table and a monkey flip to send Lilith crashing through it. Cherry then puts Lilith into a shopping cart and wheels her backstage. Black Cherry then sets alight to a trashcan, and shoves Lilith into it making her effectively catch on fire for several moments. Cherry covers to win.

Julie Foxx is backstage, she meets with Liz Phillips. Liz thinks they good make a good team, Julie Foxx says that’s a possibility. Christine overhears and steps in, she hands Julie Foxx a make-up kit so she can “do something with her face” which results in a slap from Julie. Hope and Faith help their adoptive mother, as Keiko Yoshimato promises revenge.

Julie Foxx v Keiko Yoshimato
An angry Keiko runs to the ring and begins to brawl with Julie Foxx, Keiko gets the upper hand with her aggression. Julie Foxx then dictates the pace of the match to the quick Asian, and then spits in Christine’s face before dropping to cover but Keiko was playing possum and manages to spin her over and put her feet on the ropes for victory. Keiko then laughs and rolls to the outside with Christine.

Mystika and Ino Hinata are backstage. Mystika denies Ino’s thoughts that she is a burden while Chester blissfully watches Teletubbies in the background. A can of teargas is thrown into the room as Ino begins to rapidly shout “slut” loudly.

John Lugo arrives in the office of Jaguar backstage, he begins to touch her and try to seduce her again. Austin tries to step in, and the two have a stare down. Elsewhere Ferrari and Felicity discuss plans, and Felicity says that because she is loyal to Ferrari, she will wrestle with her while in her native country of Canada.

Katrina, Laura & Mystika v Icenique, Star & Razor
Icenique comes out first and begins to gloat about her victory over Laura. During the match, Star and Razor dominate Mystika with frequent tags. But Katrina manages to save the team by coming in fresh and taking out NBK, Icenique and Katrina then face off with Icenique getting the upper hand and executing her flatliner finisher. Icenique doesn’t pin her though, taunting Laura to enter the ring. Icenique cheapshots and nails her finisher again but Laura seems unphased and gets back to her feet. Star comes from behind with a chair after Amaryllis has undone the zip on her lowcut top to distract the referee, Star then covers. Winners: Icenique, Star & Razor.

Star and her stablemates celebrate in the ring. Yuku Shiro suddenly swings from the roof on a rope, landing in the ring and unleashing a vicious assault on each member of NBK. Yuku Shiro then exits the ring through the crowd as we get an aerial view of the carnage in the ring.


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Epilogue

I've explained why results are in the unloveable note-form on the OOC forum, but I'm sorry. Anyway, sometimes I think recap shows can be a good thing. Because it isn't dictating to you every single detail, so you can imagine it better. Maybe?

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