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Friday October 1st 2004
Jessie Lockhart: I can’t wait to get into the ring tonight, Dane. I want to show the world why the Cerebral Queen shouldn’t be underestimated, and what better way than when people flock from their homes to see me!
Dana Lockhart: If we beat the champs tonight, that automatically makes us the number one contenders. We showed what we could do last week, now we just have to do it the nice way.
Jessie Lockhart: I’m only nice to my fans. You shouldn’t trust anybody but your own blood Dana, you should know that.
[The sisters walk into the arena as we fade to the credits for Exile. “I Would Die For You” by Garbage begins as we see shots of new president, Jaguar Yoshiko, making her debut last week. As well as a flurry of clips at the end of the current champions in DU. We then cut into the arena where the pyrotechnics wow fans, and we cruise the arena looking for signs.]
[“Icenique, Gives Great Cheek”, “Jaguar, Ferrari, when’s Toyota coming?” “I want to get my sign on TV!” are a few of the signs that the fans have especially made for the event. They stand up, screaming and scrambling over one another hoping to get themselves on international television and impress whoever may be watching at home. JLT is seen with her hands over her face as Leah stands in a sparkling red, white and blue outfit with the Australian stars and Union Jack sprawled over it, and the same top hat with two Australian flags flying from it.]
Leah: Hello and welcome to all your fans tuning into Exile live from wherever you may be on this fine evening. My name is Leah, and I’m the color commentator, alongside me is the woman I pretend to like but think she’s a closeted lesbian who has a crush on Krysta Taylor and hopes she secretly gets killed by the FBI…JLT!
JLT: Erm, okay! Welcome to tonight’s show and as Leah just said, at least I think she said, I’m JLT. We have a great show booked for you tonight, and are bursting at the seams to bring you the finest in sports entertainment!
Leah: That’s right, dyke. We have our main event between Katrina and Kaci Russell and Mya who all face off in the centre of the ring for the first time. Katrina and Kaci have been feuding ever since Katrina turned on her partner, and Mya was added to the mix when she was brought back into the limelight by Kristin Wallace-Hudson. Emotions are running high tonight, and we’ll expect to see a brutal match between these three giants!
JLT: Black Cherry challenges Erica Lopez for her Rockford State Championship as well in what is expected to be a great match. Cherry is destined to win tonight, and Erica has been working hard to defend her title ever since she has captured the belt. Will we see a brand new British Champion? Or will the boxing sensation retain her belt once again?
Leah: Last week Jessie Lockhart made her debut, and this week she teams with her sister Dana to take on current tag champions Azrael and Sexy Amanda. If the Lockharts can pull of a victory, as Jessie just said they will automatically become the number one contenders. But Sexy Amanda and Azrael, both from Dark Inferno, will be doing their best to make that not happen.
JLT: Our Unleashed Champion, Yuku Shiro, will hope to show four rising stars that she is a force to be reckoned with. Lilith, Laura and Mystika have had some history together, and now Yuku will show them whose boss tonight. Laura, aiming for the skies, could pull of a shock victory, but then again Mystika will have to spend time covering Chester’s eyes from Lady Devil Fist’s revealing ring attire.
Leah: Ferrari and Icenique team up with Russia’s The Soviette and Cuba’s Nyssa for a match which is sure to see a twist of ethnicities. Soviette made her debut last week when she defeated Lilith, and Nyssa could very well be the one to lure into power-crazed stable Dark Inferno. Plus Ferrari also got an invitation to join a porn company started by former diva Felicity, we don’t know if she’s accepted that or not.
JLT: Aryanna, Julie Foxx and Raven Sampson all try out for a contract, Ashley is back with Shayla Walker and Lacuna Coil present the award for Diva of the Month. It’s October the 1st, a new month and possibly a new era?
Debutants Match
JLT: We have a debutants match next. Aryanna has still found it hard to come into her zone here, and Julie Foxx challenges her alongside Raven Sampson in what should be an impressive match.
Leah: Well, they hope so. Maybe they’re not as good as they think they are, maybe in their head they’re some huge superstar who has the world at her feet and the humans are her slaves!
JLT: Yes, its funny how you know people like that isn’t it Leah dear?
[The lights dim down as pink and purple flashes are seen throughout the
arena, we then hear a girly voice whisper the words "Time to Go!" as "Go!!"
then begins to be heard on the sound system. The music then hits it's high
point as pink pyro blasts from both sides of the stage as Aryanna then
appears on stage bouncing around and smiling.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First to the
ring, from Jacksonville, Florida, at 126 pounds...ARYANNA!
[She slides into the ring and "Phenonmenon" by Limp Bizkit hits. Red pyro
starts and Julie Foxx emerges. She makes her way down to the ring.]
John Roe: Next, from Orange County, California, weighing in at 135 pounds,
JULIE FOXX!
[She slides into the ring and poses. The fans cheer loudly. She smirks,
staring Aryanna down. Raven Sampson's music hits and she runs into the ring.
The bell rings and the three start throwing punches. Julie and Aryanna get
Raven into a corner and perform a Poetry in Motion. Raven stumbles forwards
and manages to punch Aryanna in the jaw, shocking her.]
JLT: Whoa, looks like there's a team forming.
[Julie lays a boot to Raven's face and she falls to the mat. The other two
women stomp on Raven. The ref tries to push the two away, but they continue
going. Julie turns to Aryanna, who is still attacking, and knees her in the
gut. Aryanna doubles over and looks up, scowling. Julie picks her up by the
hair and gets her down with a row of German suplexes. Then Julie climbs on
the top rope and delivers a corkscrew moonsault. She covers.]
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JLT: Ohhh, and a kickout !
Leah: So much for that teamwork you wanted.
[Raven gets up and pulls Julie away by her hair. She lands a Falcon Arrow,
putting Julie out of commission temporarily. She goes for a pin, but Aryanna
drags her away. Raven pushes Aryanna and the two lock up, grappling heavily.
Julie climbs on the turnbuckle and delivers a 450 splash onto the two women.
All three are laid out in the ring. The ref counts.]
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Leah: Uh-oh. Disqualifications…
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JLT: Twenty bucks says one makes it up.
Leah: Oh yeah?
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JLT: Yeah!!
Leah: You’re on, commentary man!
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[Julie slowly gets up, pushing herself up. She stumbles around and, finally,
rolls Raven onto her back. She gets her opponent into a cradle pin.]
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John Roe: Your winner…JULIE FOXX!
[Julie stands and smiles raising her arms into the air. She looks around and surveys her opponents and smiles and walks backstage happy.]
JLT: I guess that was impressive.
Leah: It was, can we call her Foxxy? Or…Jools!
JLT: In the future we shall find out more about Miss Foxx. Until there, then even, tensions are rising backstage.
Leah: See, you think you’re good but you really make minor mistakes like that. A proper journalist wo-
[We fade backstage where Ferrari is standing watching Icenique with her back against her locker. Icenique seems to be doing up her boot laces and taking out aggression while she does so, she turns to Ferrari and gives her a dirty look. Ferrari rolls her eyes and looks away. She opens a locker and pulls the envelope from last week; the letter is pink and has lace around it. Icenique breaks the silence.]
Icenique: You know I’m not happy about teaming with you tonight, in fact the thought makes me want to puke. But I’ma do it anyway, cause I want to win. Even if is with some porn star, what kinda job is that?
Ferrari: It pays well, and I get pleasure when I do it. Just shut up. You’ve been acting all weird recently, you just need a stiff drink.
Icenique: As opposed to a stiff pe-
Ferrari: You’re the one with the alcohol problem, not me. I’m surprised that Jaguar woman will keep you on, the amount of salary you waste on drugs, and drink, and sex. You’re some wild party animal!
Icenique: And I’m proud of it! See you in the ring.
[Icenique walks out of the room as Ferrari mutters under her breath. She re-reads the letter, before stashing it into her bag and sighing as she walks towards the door and towards the ring.]
JLT: It looks like Icenique and Ferrari may not be the best of friends.
Leah: Don’t you love women? They’re so nasty in fights, always nit-picking and remembering stuff that happened decades ago! Aren’t we great!
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Tag Team Match
JLT: Well, Ferrari and Icenique as we just said do not look to be getting on. And her comes the scarlet lady now…
John Roe-Introducing first, weighing in at 125 lbs and standing at 5’6", from Waimea, Hawaii… Ferrari!
[The lights go out as "Candy" by Foxy Brown strikes throughout the arena P.A. system. The crowd's attention is now focused on the video wall playing various borderline graphic images of Ferrari modeling as well as excerpts from various films she's starred in. After around 10 or 15 seconds, tropical colored lasers circle throughout the arena finally stopping at the center of the entrance ramp. Suddenly, a blinding spotlight shines from the ceiling exposing Ferrari standing on top of the ramp, dipping her knee and seductively smirking with both hands resting on her hips. She pauses a moment scanning over the crowd before slowly making her way to the ring. She slowly struts twirling the end of her boa while erotically licking a lollipop. Teasing and taunting the audience members reaching out to her, she just smiles and continues to make her way towards the ring. She circles around the ringside area once before climbing up the ring steps up onto the apron. Then, she hangs her boa over the ring post, slides off her thongs and nudges them to the side with her toes. Sliding through the ropes, she slowly circles around the ring. She finally stops placing one hand on her hip, dipping her knee, and twirling her other hand in the air over her head.]
John Roe-And, her tag team partner, weighing in at 160 lbs and standing at 5’8", from Homestead, Florida… Icenique!
[The lights dim for a few seconds and "No Problems" by Lil' Scrappy begins to boom out the stadium speakers. Icenique walks out from the back and, moments later, silver pyros blast from every which way as she makes her way to the ring. She slides into the ring and climbs up into the turnbuckle, raising an arm to the crowd.]
John Roe-And their opponents… one from Cuba, the other from Russia, Nyssa and the Soviette!
[Ignoring whatever music is playing, Nyssa and the Soviette run down to the ring and quickly slide in. The bell rings and the two teams quickly go at each other. Nyssa and the Soviette quickly gain control and shove Icenique and Ferrari into opposite corners. They pound away on their opponents, before looking to each other. Nyssa and the Soviette each grab their respective victims and whip them out of the corners. Icenique and Ferrari reverse though and Nyssa and the Soviette ran face first into each other. Nyssa and the Soviette both stumble back and Icenique and Ferrari roll them up into schoolboys. They only get a two count though.]
[Ferrari picks Nyssa up and punches her a few times, pushing her back into the ropes. Ferrari quickly bounces off the opposite ropes and clotheslines Nyssa over the top rope, going with her. Back in the ring, Icenique whips the Soviette off the ropes and goes for a back body drop. The Soviette doesn’t fall for it though and kicks Icenique in the face. Then, the Soviette nails Icenique with a DDT, sending her to the mat. As the ref makes Nyssa and Ferrari get to their respective corners, the Soviette starts to stomp on Icenique’s back.]
[The Soviette drags Icenique over to her corner and tags Nyssa in. Nyssa quickly gets into the ring and lays the boots to Icenique. The Soviette leaves the ring as Nyssa picks Icenique up by her hair. She quickly pushes her back into the corner and tosses her out of the corner, by her hair. Then, Nyssa bounces off the ropes and nails Icenique with a leg drop. She tries for a pin, but only gets a two count. Nyssa picks Icenique up again and whips her off the ropes. Icenique bounces back and gets slammed with an arm drag. Nyssa goes to pick Icenique up again, but gets rolled into a small package by Icenique. After only getting a two count, Nyssa quickly gets up, stomping Icenique again.]
[Nyssa picks Icenique up off the mat and pushes her into the corner. Nyssa quickly lays some chops into Icenique’s mid-section, the crowd groaning with every smack. Icenique grabs Nyssa and reverses their situations, nailing her with chops. Nyssa blocks one though and kicks Icenique in the stomach. Then, she grabs her by the hair, brings her back to her corner and rams her head into the turnbuckle. She tags the Soviette back in and they quickly stomp Icenique down into the corner. The ref makes Nyssa get onto the apron as the Soviette drags Icenique into the center of the ring, quickly applying a sleeper hold.]
[As Icenique starts to go out, the ref raises her arm and it drops. He raises it again and it drops. The crowd starts a "USA!" chant as the ref goes for the third time. He raises her arm and it stays up! The crowd continues as Icenique gets to her feet. Icenique drops back down, hitting the Soviette with a jawbreaker. The Soviette stumbles back as Icenique gets up. The Soviette regains her bearings to goes to nail Icenique with a clothesline but Icenique ducks. The Soviette turns and gets nailed with Death by Design! Their both down and Icenique can not capitalize. The ref starts the 10 count, but they both start to move towards their corners. The Soviette tags Nyssa in first and she quickly gets in the ring. She runs over and grabs Icenique’s foot. Icenique gets up onto her other foot and hits Nyssa with an enziguri. Nyssa goes down as Icenique jumps for the tag and gets it. Ferrari gets into the ring, just as the Soviette gets up. Ferrari sends her back down with a clothesline and does the same to Nyssa.]
[Ferrari stalks Nyssa until she gets up, kicks her in the stomach and slams her down to the mat with a snap suplex. Then, Ferrari rolls Nyssa onto her stomach and gives her some nice Hawaiian Punch. The Soviette kicks Ferrari off of her, but Icenique comes up behind her and nails her with a rear naked choke drop. The Soviette rolls out of the ring, as does Nyssa. Nyssa and the Soviette get together and looks as if their trying to regain some composure. When they turn back to the ring, they see Ferrari and Icenique pulling themselves up over the ropes. Ferrari and Icenique nail them with cross body blocks, sending all four women to the floor.]
[The ref starts the double 10 count, but at 7, Nyssa and Ferrari crawl back into the ring, stopping it. The two start to brawl it out, Ferrari getting the upper hand. She pushes Nyssa back into the corner, beating her down. She then whips her into the opposite corner and Ferrari charges at her, hitting Nyssa with a body splash. Nyssa stumbles out of the corner and Ferrari bounces off the ropes, slamming her to the mat with a bulldog. Next, Ferrari picks Nyssa up and brings her back to her corner, tagging Icenique in.]
[Icenique gets in and they both kick Nyssa in the stomach, before hitting with a double suplex. Icenique goes for the pin and gets as close to a three as possible, before Nyssa kicks out. She quickly picks her up, by the hair no doubt and bounces her off the ropes. Icenique sidesteps her and sends her face first to the mat with a drop toe hold. Icenique then bounces off the ropes herself and hits a leg drop to the back of Nyssa’s head. Icenique tries for another pin, but only gets a two count. She picks Nyssa up again and sends her back into the corner. After laying into her with a few elbows, Icenique puts her onto the top rope. She climbs up onto the turnbuckle as well and locks her in a suplex position. She tries to lift Nyssa up, but Nyssa blocks it, keeping herself on to the turnbuckle. Nyssa punches Icenique a few times in the stomach and shoves her off the turnbuckle, sending her crashing to the mat. Nyssa climbs up onto the top turnbuckle, waiting for Icenique to get it. When she does, she launches herself off the turnbuckle, hitting Icenique with a flying neckbreaker drop.]
[The ref starts yet another 10 count in this match, as Nyssa and Icenique lay motionless. At 8, they starts to show signs of life, moving to their respective corners. The crowd starts to cheer Icenique on, as she tags the Soviette in. Icenique, for the second time in the match, jumps for the tag and gets it. Ferrari quickly climbs into the ring and ducks a clothesline attempt by the Soviette. The Soviette turns around and gets hit with a super kick. As Nyssa pulls herself up in the corner, Ferrari grabs her from behind. Nyssa turns to hit her with an elbow but Ferrari ducks it. She quickly locks Nyssa up for a Northern Lights suplex and hits her with it, releasing her on the throw.]
[Ferrari gets up, raising an arm to the crowd, before getting hit for behind by a recently recovered Soviette. The Soviette whips her into the corner and proceeds to lay into her with some elbows to the face, before laying into her stomach with a few kicks. Then, she lifts Ferrari up onto the turnbuckle, hoping to succeed where Icenique had failed earlier. The Soviette climbs up onto the turnbuckle as well. She grabs Ferrari around her waist and sends her crashing down to the mat with a Belly-to-Belly suplex.]
[The Soviette sits up, smiling, thinking to have this match won. She stands up, turning to the fallen Ferrari, only to find Icenique in her face. Icenique kicks her in the stomach and nails her with another Death By Design. Then, she puts Ferrari on top of the Soviette. Nyssa tries to stop it, but Icenique gets in her way, kicking her in the stomach and throwing her over the top rope to the outside. The ref makes the count and gets the three!]
John Roe-The winners of this match, by pinfall, Icenique and Ferrari!
JLT: Icenique and Ferrari won! It could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
[Mystika is standing in her dressing room, as Chester holds out a map of Australia upside down. Mystika is leaning forward into the mirror examining her eye. There is a knock at the door and in walks Jaguar Yoshiko with a Japanese woman. Chester then tilts his head to the side and holds up the map sideways as Mystika walks over to Jaguar, and hits Chester to rise with her.]
Chester McNugget: Oh you’re that Jaguar woman!
Jaguar Yoshiko: It’s Ms. Yoshiko, but thank you for butchering my name. It’s pronounced Jag-you-are. You Americans have always butchered the English language.
Mystika: I wanted to be born to British parents, it’s sad I wasn’t. I have British relatives, they live in Kensington! What can we do for you Ms. Yoshiko?
Jaguar Yoshiko: Well Mystika, my assistant Holly Wentz told you that I had planned a surprise for you this week. I noticed that you seemed like a very articulate person. One of our Japanese commentators, Ino Hinata, can’t speak English very well. I want the roster to be able to understand me when I speak, and don’t want to pay for any translators or special headsets.
Mystika: Okay…
Jaguar Yoshiko: So I want you try and teach her English in a month. By Nautical, I want her to be able to understand every word I saw.
Mystika: I’ll try to do that. But where is she?
[The Japanese woman steps forward and waves to Mystika. Jaguar Yoshiko then nods and leaves the room as Mystika and Chester frown at each other and look at Ino Hinata who smiles.]
Leah: Hmm, that’s right, get Chester McNugget to teach somebody the art of the English language. By Nautical she’ll be saying “Government”, “Hippies” and “Diapers”.
JLT: I can’t believe we’re so cheap as to be have divas teach commentators English….
Leah: Well, you could use a few lessons. I’m sure middle-America has no clue what you’re saying when you use all your big words.
JLT: What slanderous filth Leah!
Leah: Point proven.
Ashley Interviews...?
["Wannabe" hits the PA system and Ashley walks out, wearing pink flare
jeans, a light pink baby tee with a happy face on it, and flip flops. She
climbs into the ring and sits in a chair.]
Ashley: Tonight, my guest is younger than me. But her mummy lets her swear.
She's not officially with DU, but she's trying. Please welcome...Shayla
Walker.
["Cannonball" by Five Iron Frenzy blasts through the speakers and
16-year-old Shayla Walker comes out, making her way to the ring. She climbs
in with ease and struts around, posing and taunting. Several fans boo her,
and the camera zooms in on a sign that says 'Wrestling is 18+!' Shayla sits
down and takes a mic.]
Ashley: Welcome to my show, Shayla.
Shayla: It's nice to finally be recognized for my efforts.
Ashley: So you're 16, hm?
Shayla: Yes, Ashley, I am 16 years old.
Ashley: Are you officially with DU yet?
Shayla: No, I am not. But I will be very soon. I'm going to prove to the
world that I can make it as a professional wrestler. I can beat the best in
the business and I can do what it takes to get into this ring and fight like
a woman.
Ashley: Very big goals, you have...
Shayla: Oh yeah? Then what's yours?
Ashley: To marry Nick Carter.
[Shayla bursts out in laughter, nearly falling off of her chair. The crowd
murmurs, but no one laughs. Finally, the laughing fit subsides and Shayla
brings the mic up again.]
Shayla: That is the stupidest goal I have ever heard!
Ashley: At least I got a job here on my first try.
[Shayla's head snaps to look at Ashley, anger rising in her face. She
narrows her eyes and growls softly.]
Shayla: What did you say to me...
Ashley: I said...at least I got a job here on my first try.
Shayla: What? You think you're better than me because you're a whole year
older? You think that you can make it in the ring? I'll show you a world of
pain, you little b*tch.
Ashley: How about this...if you ever get a contract, then I'll meet you in
this ring and we'll have a go, alright, you mangy wench?
Shayla: What the f*ck is a 'mangy wench'? Is that some kind of fruit drink?
Ashley: Listen here, you pig-eyed Yank, I came into this interview all ready
to promote your cause and to support you. But you turned this into some kind
of rambling circus. I have status backstage, though it may not be big, but
believe me, Shayla Walker, age 16, I can have you running from this company
in no time. So sit your butt there and let me ask my damn questions!
[Everyone is silent for a moment, before the arena bursts into applause! The
crowd rises to their feet, giving Ash a standing ovation for her outburst.
She blushes madly and after several minutes of the uproar, they sit down.]
Ashley: Sorry, mum...
[She sighs and turns to Shayla, who is brooding in her seat.]
Ashley: Now will you be ag ood girl and finish this interview up?
Shayla: Yes, MOM...
Ashley: So...what was it like to lose your parents at such a young age?
Shayla: My dad, I didn't really care about. He was a..
[She starts to swear up a storm. Luckily, the TV censors catch most of it
and all you hear is bleeping. After a few minutes, she stops.]
Shayla: ...but as for my mom, I miss her a lot. She was a great woman.
[Ashley looks livid. Her pigtails are standing on end from all the
swearing.]
Ashley: Erm..uh...so...how...how about being connected to Sexy Amanda?
Shayla: She's a nice lady. Her sister's my guardian and all. But yeah, she's
a nice lady. She got me into this fed.
Ashley: Well, it looks like we've run out of time for this week. Tune in
next week when I get to interview someone who I don't have to babysit.
[Shayla drops the mic and stands, holding out a hand to thank Ashley. Ashley
stands and reaches for Shayla's hand. Shayla sucker punches Ashley and knees
her in the gut, delivering a belly-to-back suplex. The fans get on their
feet, booing the youngster. Several of the divas run out to check on Ashley.
Shayla stands over her, badmouthing her. The camera picks up her saying,
"Don't treat me like a f*cking kid! I'm not a f*cking kid!" Security guards
pull Shayla away and carry her, kicking and screaming, to backstage.
Christine, Yuku, and Lilith, among other divas, stand outside the ring. The
EMTs check on Ashley and deem her okay. She sits up, holding her head. The
shot cuts to a commercial break.]
[Backstage Tara Lee-Shiro is seen pulling up in a red sports car. She looks over and sees Nyssa and Yuku Shiro talking nearby, Tara’s mouth drops as she opens the car door and the sounds of high heels are heard approaching the duo. Tara immediately pushes Nyssa out of the way and shoves Yuku Shiro backstages.]
Tara Lee-Shiro: What the bloody hell are you doing?
Yuku Shiro: What’s wrong?
Tara Lee-Shiro: I don’t think I’m the one in the wrong, I’m gone for two weeks and you’re fooling around with Nyssa! What kind of whore are you!
Yuku Shiro: Please Tara, I’m not in the mood for your shit.
Tara Lee-Shiro: I’m not in the mood for you anymore, you know what, and I think I want a divorce!
[Tara then turns and walks away as Yuku Shiro punches the side of a truck in frustration. Tara then turns up the speakers as “Barbie Girl” blasts out and she races into the horizon. Nyssa looks at both women with a scowl. Yuku matters.]
Yuku Shiro: I have to go own three bitches.
Fatal Four Match
JLT: Next up we have Yuku Shiro attempting to “own three bitches” as she so nicely put. She, Laura, Lilith and Mystika all face off against the Unleashed Champion and each other in a sudden edeath match. Lilith is probably upset that it’s not a “long and painful death” match.
Leah: You’re so unfunny.
JLT: As are you and you’re whole gimmick. The entire evening you have been calling me names, can we get back to the wrestling?
Leah: Okay. Calm down. Don’t have a period over it.
[“Planet Hell” by Nightwish plays as Lilith walks out with Charmion by her side who is wearing a steal and ash dress. Lilith twirls Charmion and the two walk to the ring together, with Lilith rolling into the ring and posing to the freaked out fans.]
John Roe: The following contest is a fatal four way with a pinfall declaring victory; introducing first from Cherry Falls, Hell, representing the Occult and to be accompanied to the ring by Charmion…LILITH!!!
[The opening of powersurge plays as the fans give a mixed reaction to Laura who walks out with a smile on her face, the fans boo her and she flips then off and walks to the ring. Through the mist, she climbs onto the apron and she and Lilith exchange stares.]
John Roe: Her opponent; from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, she is the Queen of Wrestling and Perfection…LAURA!!!
[Mystika’s music begins to play as she walks out alongside Chester McNugget and the commentator. Chester gives Ino a dirty look and they skip to the ring as Mystika rolls under the bottom rope.]
John Roe: Their opponent: from Death Valley, California, to be accompanied to the ring by Chester McNugget and Ino Hinata, please welcome…MYSTIKA!!!
[Mystika stands on her feet when Lilith immediately heads towards her thrusting her foot up into the air for a big boot. She catches Mystika off guard and sends her backwards out of the ring, Laura immediately runs towards Lilith with a spear but it unphases the Demon Goddess. Lilith then nails a few shots to Laura’s face and whips her to the ropes, Lilith then executes a tilt-a-whirl slam planting Laura into the canvas. Lilith begins to stomp on Laura.]
[Mystika climbs to the top rope, Lilith turns around and is caught off guard by the Californian who wraps her legs around her neck and executes a hurricanrana. Mystika then brings Lilith to her feet when the arena drops to darkness. A few seconds later ravens are circling as Yuku Shiro is standing behind Mystika.]
JLT: How the hell does she do that?
Leah: I don’t know, you ask every week.
[Yuku Shiro pulls Mystika backwards and executes a backbreaker dropping Mystika onto her knee. Yuku Shiro and Lilith then tie up with Lilith getting the upper hand on the lighter woman and lifting her into the air. Laura finds her feet again and Lilith tosses the Unleashed Champion down onto her sending both women tumbling through the ropes. Lilith then kneels down to Mystika and gets her into an armbar, Lilith then licks her lips and leans down to her wrist.]
Leah: This is gross.
[Chester McNugget leaps onto the apron in protest, Lilith drops Mystika’s arm and walks over to him. She then tries to swing for him but Chester ducks and pokes her in the eye, Lilith holds it as Mystika rolls her into a small boy.]
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[Lilith rolls out. From the outside of the ring, Yuku Shiro grabs Lilith’s legs and pulls her out of the ring. Lady Devil Fist then whips Lilith into the ring post and slides back into the ring. Mystika gets to her feet and Yuku comes from behind once again but she counters with a jawbreaker. Mystika and Laura then team up and double clothesline Yuku Shiro to the ropes. They then both whip her to the corner with Mystika dropping to all four near Yuku as Laura runs and leaps onto her back executing a clothesline.]
JLT: Good teamwork from Mystika and Laura, they’ve had an on-off friendship.
[Mystika then plants Yuku into a tree of woe position, she turns to Laura and the two begin to exchange punches. Laura whips her to the ropes and nails a mule kick to the face of Mystika which makes her roll out of the ring, Laura then heads towards Yuku with a baseball slide to her face. Laura then gets Shiro into her “Perfection” powerbomb finisher and hoists her up and slams her into the canvas. She executes it and covers.]
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