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Friday December 2nd 2005
Opening by JLT & Leah.
Standard Match
[Noriko Lee attacks Zuzanna before the match starts, attacking her with her Singapore cane and nailing the "Cataclysm". Noriko pins Zuzanna but the referee refuses to count, as Noriko looks on in shock.]
[Ryoko grabs the referee and threatens him with the cane, he obliges as Noriko smiles. The referee counts 1, 2, 3 and Noriko raises her arms in victory. She and Ryoko celebrate as Noriko's "destroying debutants" streak continues.]
Winner - Noriko Lee
Katrina is backstage with Kristin Wallace-Hudson. Katrina says the British love her but she expects to get booed in ‘Barbara’ territory. Katrina says that last time they were in the UK, the fans were cheering her to beat the crap out of Star. Kristin says that the British are just jealous that she and the Queen of Pain have more storied careers than Barbara. Katrina declares that Britain just gives Damehoods away when people don’t deserve them and that Barbara should just retire. Kristin nods and says that Barbara is old and that she’s not as agile as she thinks she is. Katrina then pauses and looks she has an idea as she smiles deviously. Kristin scowls at her friend and Katrina looks to be plotting.
Shane Rockford and Felicity come to the ring. Shane says he hasn’t given a speech in a while and he wants to give Joanie Storm an answer, he says he’ll commission the first blood match. Only because it would be good for ratings, and that he doesn’t like Joanie on a normal basis. Shane says that attacking the champion last week was immoral. Her goes on to make a tag title match between Bloo/Jinx and the Body Shop at “Naughty Or Nice”
Crystal & Tequila interrupt, they exchange words with the “president and his trophy” in the ring. Shane says that Crystal was marketable threw years ago, but now drink has caused her to self-destruct. After more arguments, Crystal runs to the ring and spears Felicity. Shane pulls Crystal off and receives a low blow from the Femme Fatale. Tequila comes form behind to Felicity and rips off her expensive evening gown, leaving her half-naked.
Standard Match
[Katrina dominates for most of the match, applying her signature STF and vetrebreaker moves. Dame Barbara comes onto the stage and waves to the fans, as the fans cheer for Barbara and take the focus off the match at hand. Katrina heads to the ropes, pissed and begins to shout at the Askai Champion. Aphrodite comes from behind with a German suplex.]
[Katrina bounces to her feet and is nailed by a chick kick from Aphrodite putting Katrina in the canvas, Aphrodite then covers for the victory. Katrina then rolls out of the ring and chases after Barbara as Aphrodite raises her arms and celebrates.]
Winner - Aphrodite
Noriko Lee tries to claim the bounty on Icenique as she and Ryoko attack the champion with their famous Singapore cane. The attempt takes place in the champion’s locker room. Icenique manages to fight them off by snatching the cane and snapping it in half, Icenique then sprays both women in the eyes with deodorant.
Carley Monroe is seen boarding the London Eye and saying how excited she is to be in London, she’s dressed in her superhero outfit and steps into a pod and waves to the camera as the Eye moves around. We cut to Girls Aloud and Dame Barbara, Barbara compliments them on their performance and she didn’t know that anyone could mime as badly as them. Cheryl Tweedy shoves Barbara and Barbara falls to the floor, landing on her butt. The ginger one, Nicola, laughs at Barbara as she lies on the floor. Barbara raises to her feet and slaps Nicola across the face, the rest of the group run off as Barbara and Cheryl engage in a catfight. Grabbing each other’s hair and rolling around on the floor, as the ginger one shouts.
Ashley interviews Bloo, Jinx and Trixie. Bloo says that they can’t wait for their title shot and they think that the division needs new champions to breath life into it. Katia interrupts and announces she’s the new guest and throws out “TBJ”, Katia then says how fabulous she is and takes Ashley out of the ring and has Ashley touch her statue. The lights drop to darkness, with the giggling set up as a mysterious voice whispers spooky words around the arena. The lights resume to see Katia running up the ramp.
Aphrodite is backstage and runs into Lacey Ryden, Aphrodite is spraying perfume on herself and brushing a comb through her blonde hair. Lacey says that Annastrianna picked up an injury and she’s going to run singles for a while and that she has the capability to do so. Aphrodite offers to be her partner but Lacey declines, saying that she would need a partner with talent and brains, and Aphrodite has neither. Aphrodite looks offended.
Handicap Match
[Ciara comes to the ring and immediately nails Amanda across the head with the "Demillo Championship" before the match starts. Ciara and Heather then tie-up, with Heather getting the advantage. Amanda recovers and the two team up on the Pretty Hate Machine. They nail a double flapjack and then nail a spike piledriver. They pin Ciara but Ciara kicks out.]
[Ciara manages to fight off both women, nailing a "Dreams Don't Come True" to Heather to put her out of the match. Ciara then spears Amanda through the ropes, the two fight on the outside with Ciara ramming Amanda's head into the ring post. Ciara then signals to the crowd and nails Icenique's finisher "Death By Design" flatliner. Ciara pins Amanda for the victory.]
Winner - Ciara Demillo
Icenique and Mystika come to the ring together. Icenique is ready to run the gauntlet as Ciara comes out on the stage and introduces the opponents.
First out is a Japanese wrestler who Ciara calls “Kamawara”, she runs to the ring and slides in. Icenique nails a powerslam and easily pins the diva as Ciara looks on in shock. Next up is an overweight lady from Texas named “Inbred Mary-Sue” who stands outside the ring, Icenique leaps over the rope with a body splash and takes her down. Icenique then slides her into the ring, Icenique whips her to the ropes and nails her “Death By Design” flatliner for the second victory.
Mystika smiles as Ciara introduces her next opponent, an Amazonian giant called “Gigantia” and she steps into the ring. Icenique has more trouble beating her as the giant overpowers Icenique but a kick to the giant’s back from Mystika on the outside allows Icenique to regain momentum and pin “Gigantia”. Ciara then introduces her next opponents as a team, as two petite twins emerge named “Ashlee & Mary-Kait”. They step into the ring and after several minutes of handicap action, Icenique pins them.
Icenique finishes her gauntlet in quick time. Icenique then says that she doesn’t give in to peer pressure, and that’s why at “Naughty Or Nice”, Icenique will defend in friendly competition against Mystika. Icenique says Ciara has played dirty and doesn’t deserve the shot, Ciara then throws a tantrum on the stage as Icenique and Mystika shake hands.
Standard Match
[We see Carley Monroe still stuck on the London Eye as the ride takes 30 minutes to around, and she waves to the camera. Katia comes to the ring on her own and slides into the ring, Barbara and Shayla nail a double clothesline as Shayla starts out the match. Shayla nails a mule kick to Katia and tags in the local hero Barbara.]
[Barbara nails Katia with the "My Fair Lady" and then the fans boo as Carley Monroe runs down to the ring, she looks at Katia in the ring and then glances at Shayla. Carley then sits and sulks on the steel steps, Livia then tells her to get into the ring but Carley ignores her. Katrina comes to the ring and nails Barbara in the back with the Askai Championship, Katia heads to the top rope and leaps off with her "Chaotic Kittie" to pin Barbara in Britain. Katrina heads up the ramp with the Askai Championship in her hands. Leah remarks about how she stole another belt.]
[Shayla pulls Carley into the ring as Barbara looks on in frustration, Shayla nails her "Tormented Revenge" as Katia stands admiring and posing for pictures at her statue. Barbara puts a table into the ring and lies it in the center, Barbara grabs Carley and nails her springboard rko "My Fair Lady" finisher through the table as the fans cheer.]
Winners - Carley Monroe & Katia
Ciara storms into Shane’s office and demands a title shot, but Shane declines saying it’s Icenique’s decision. Ciara then says that she should defend her “Demillo Championship” and Shane tells her to shut up about the Demillo belt. Ciara then reacts by trashing his office and says that she’ll get what she deserves.
Girls Aloud present Diva of the Year Award. Nadine announces that Star is the winner and we see a vignette highlighting the Glittering Goddess’ best moments of the year.
The Unibrow and Dr. Doomsday head to the ring together when they turn the corner and see Joanie Storm, The Unibrow backs away as Joanie gives her a sadistic stare and a devious smile. Dr. Doomsday then tells her that she’ll get what’s coming to her in the ring tonight.
Triple Threat Match
[Ciara comes to ringside to do colour commentary, Joanie Storm runs to the ring and instantly spears down the Unibrow and savagely nails shots to her head. Mystika pulls Joanie off and nails some kicks to her face, Mystika then nails a whisper in the wind move to send Joanie staggering backwards into a school boy from the Unibrow.]
[Mystika breaks up the count, Mystika nails the Unibrow with her "Kiss of Death" finisher and attempts to cover. Joanie breaks it up and pulls Mystika up into a "Storm Guillotine" choke/suplex. Joanie pulls Mystika up and whips her to the ropes, Mystika counters into her "Kiss of Death" superkick, as Joanie slams into the canvas. The Unibrow then crawls up behind Joanie and pulls her down into a school boy for a quick count.]
[Ciara Demillo then leaves the ring announcers table and slides into the ring, she shoves the Unibrow out of the way and begins to attack Mystika. Joanie Storm then stands and stares at the Unibrow who smiles sheepishly, Joanie then approaches the Unibrow. Cheers are heard as Icenique runs down to the ring armed with a steel chair, Icenique nails Joanie Storm in the back and then turns to Ciara, nailing her across the head with the chair. Mystika, Icenique and The Unibrow then stand over their fallen opponents with a smile.]
Winner - The Unibrow
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Epilogue
I'm really sorry about results but I've had a 'bad week', we had three match writers pull out and I was overwhelmed with TMAs and coursework and courses in general, but I hope to post full results next week as it's the last show of 2005, time flies! I hope everyone enjoyed the, somewhat brief, results and you can use your imagination to think what happened in the segments and matches. I'm sorry once again. Thanks for reading.
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