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Friday January 21st 2005
JLT and Leah open the show with their infamous banter and commentary. Leah explains that she has a very special guest commentator for Nuclear Pussy 2.
Debutants Match
Faith Clarkson is backstage with the rest of her 'Family' stable, Christine informs Keiko that she has insider knowledge on Jaguar's kidnapping and tells Keiko to follow her. They depart and suddenly Hope is attacked from behind with a chair from Icenique, making Faith turn and get nailed in the head by Icenique too. Christopher Clarkson stands behind them smiling, Icenique then says that she can't wait to beat the crap out of Faith and take her title. The two leave.
Persian Empire Tournament
Loni Persian is backstage with Summer Sanders, they have a big plastic board behind them and they scribble the tournament on it and that Ciara is in the final with two other competitors. Krysta Taylor tries to get an interview, but ends up getting shoved into Katrina who is walking past by Summer. Krysta then asks Katrina what they did to Jaguar, and Katrina shoves her into a coffee-stacked Holly Wentz with hot repercussions.
Katrina comes to the ring, and orders a person from the back to press “the” button. It shows Jaguar taped up in a dark location, and Mya standing behind her with a look of evil intent in her eyes. She announces that Jaguar will be hung in the ring in a cage, as two teams will fight for her. If the Occult win, then they will get full power of Divas Unleashed. If “Team Jaguar” win then they will free Jaguar, and the Briton announces that Jaguar's team only has two hours to form otherwise they will dump Jaguar into a river.
Persian Empire Tournament
Christine and Keiko arrive at Austin's office, in which they bump into Kendra Wecker on the way out. Christine says that she volunteers Keiko as the person to be on Jaguar's team, and that they plan to screw it up for her for the way she's treated the Family. Kaci then barges into the room and declares that she agrees with Christine's thinking, and wants to punish Austin. Austin then has Lacey escort them out of the room and has a pondering look on his face.
Triple Threat Match
Felicity and Sexy Amanda begin to tangle backstage, but Ferrari comes to Felicity's rescue prompting Bianca White and Tina Marie Romero to her aid. The fivesome begin to tangle backstage, until Austin Mack says that the only way to resolve it is to have a three-way tag team match. Meanwhile Mystika is turns her back to tend to a fan who wants an autography, Ino pulls an adult magazine from her bag and shoves it into Chester's innocent hands. She then takes a photo of it with it and snatches the book back and tosses it in another direction, putting the camera back in her pants as Mystika turns back. Flushed from the fan meeting.
Persian Empire Tournament
Miss Perfect is seen backstage, Roxy and Ciara Demillo are seen watching her from a corner. Bloo walks up to MP and shakes her hand, welcoming her to DU and then whispering into her ear that she is being watched. Miss Perfect then smiles and walks in the another direction to the ring, Roxy and Ciara then exchange glances with Bloo.
Amaryllis Vasquez comes to the ring and announces that to show Star's confidence and that there is no threat proposed by Hope, Star will hold her coronation at Nuclear Pussy 2. Christine walks out and says that she thought Star was going to be arrogant, when clearly she can't make the message herself. But Christine has prepared a very special vignette to show Hope's career, and the video plays.
Standard Match
Before the match, Lacey Ryden and Kendra Marsh end up fighting in the hall way over their match earlier. Austin Mack interupts them and says they can't be fighting, as it's an important night and that he needs Lacey. Lacey informs him that a special phone call was made from a lady named Kit Kuno and that to enter a new wrestler called Kawanaha in the Jaguar match. Austin agrees, and says that Kendra and Lacey should try to work things out in a match with Bloo. Neither can wait.
Six-Person Tag Match
Star and Amaryllis discuss who they think the opponent is, and they decide that it will probably be Faith or someone. Star then says she will withhold her stipulation for the match until the very last second of the match. Elsewhere Laura is seen trashing her locker room in frustration.
Special Guest Referee Match
Shelly and Star are in the ring. Suddenly the limosuine from earlier pulls out onto the stage. It rolls down to the ramp, and stops near to the ring. The lights suddenly flash on the door and Kaci Russell steps out with a smile on her face, Star scowls as Kaci says “What?” while she looks around. Suddenly from behind a champagne bottle is smashed over the head of Star by a returning Crystal. Kaci then grabs onto Shelly's ankle preventing her from moving, as Crystal picks up another bottle. Shelly decides to the leave the ring and enter the crowd, Crystal then opens the bottle directing the cork into the face of Star's body and pouring some of the liquid onto her, before drinking the bottle herself as the fans cheer for her return of the hometown hero. Hope Clarkson stands on the aisle, with a smirk on her face as Kaci jumps up and down applauding the return of the Femme Fatale.
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Epilogue
Winners in bold.
As you many of you know, I've had family problems for the last two weeks, and there has been a lot of confusion and "chaos" over Exile, but mainly thanks to the dedication of Donte', and I know that this is very late and all, but I hope you all appreciate that this is very difficult time for me, and I just feel terrible, and I hope that you can understand and I'm sorry.
Anything, things are looking excellent for NP2!
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