Friday March 11th 2005
ARCO Arena, Sacramento, California

[The scene opens in the parking area that was in the back of the ARCO Arena, as many journalists and photographers from both, wrestling and music magazines are standing in attendance, waiting patiently for a certain new diva to Diva Unleashed to arrive for her own press conference. Speaking among themselves, the journalists and photographers starts to get inpatient.] Journalist: Damn it, where the hell is Katsumi? She called all us out here, and she’s not even here for her own press conference. Photographers: You know, Katsumi, she always has to make a grand entrance. Journalist #2: I don’t care, if she doesn’t come here in the next 2 minutes, then I’m walking. Journalist #3: Hey, I heard that Beyonce is doing some a few miles from here. Photographers #1: She would make a nice spread on the cover of Source. [All made the decision to leave, but the press stops when hearing something large approaching, as they soon see a dark red tour bus with a large picture of Katsumi Asaka in a red dress on it, rolling in the parking area.] Journalist: Damn, she came. Photographers: I only hope that she is wearing something revealing for the spread. [Bus stops besides the press, a Tech person comes out of nowhere with a roll of red carpet in his hands, and places the roll right at the door, pushes the carpet out, causing the press to move out of the way of the red carpet, as the carpet makes a long passage that is suited only for royalty.] Journalist #2 (looks dully): Can you believe this? Journalist #3 (looks modesty): Well, she does call herself “The Queen”. [Approaches the door, Tech person knocks on the door, giving Katsumi inside the sign that the carpet is ready for her. Door sharply opens; the Tech person falls to the ground, unconscious from the door slamming into his face, as Katsumi Asaka, wearing a tight and short red dress that makes her trademark natural breasts bulging out from the top, and also wears knee high black leather boots, and has red color flower in her brown hair, pops out of the bus with a wide smile. Eiji follows behind his Mistress, as he stands behind her, wearing a black color suit with matching tie, and his trademark shades over his eyes.] Katsumi (stares at the press contently): Hi everybody! The true Queen has finally arrived to Diva Unleashed, and is ready to answer any of your questions to put in your hot sellers. Well, they’re going to be hot sellers after you all put my face and my words in them. Wouldn’t that be nice? [Katsumi giggles from the comment she made to them. The press conference, which she has set up to give her more publicity before her very match, was now underway.] Katsumi (smirks): Well, start asking your little questions, and do try to make them short, because I have to get ready for my match, so I can teach those bottom feeding sluts where they belong, underneath my expensive platinum high heels. Journalist (rises hand): I got a question. Katsumi: Yes? Journalist (stares at Katsumi): Roger Foley, I’m from Pop News Today, and I was wondering if you were nervous on competing in your first match? Katsumi (scoffs): Nervous? Why in the fucking hell should I be nervous? Roger: Uh, well, because you don’t have any experience on being a wrestler, as you only have experience on being a Pop Idol. Katsumi (folds her arms across her chest): The only people who should be nervous are that disobedient little heifer, Phoenix, and that freakiest Mexicana with the centipede for an eyebrow. They don’t know what they have gotten themselves into, as they will be heading to my “Dojo of Greatness” where they’re going to get schooled on not to fuck with “The Queen” of this league. They should be quite honored that they will be defeated by moi, after all who can say that they were defeated by royalty. Oh, and what is your name again? Roger: Uh, my name is Roger Foley. Katsumi (nods): Eiji, please get rid of this fucking idiot for asking a stupid question. [Roger looks confused about what she meant by that, but soon felt someone lifting him up by the back of the collar of his shirt, and sees that it was Eiji who holding him off the ground, as Eiji escorts away from the press conference. Watches with shock, the press couldn’t believe that Katsumi was having the journalist, Roger ejected from her very press conference.] Roger: Hey, you can’t do this! I’m going to sue me! Katsumi (scoffs): Haven’t you heard, I’m “The Queen”, and “The Queen” doesn’t get sued by penniless journalist who still lives with their mother in her basement. [Katsumi stares at the press.] Katsumi: Now, with that pest out of the way, we can continue this press conference. Journalist #2 (rises a hand): I have a question. Katsumi (stares at that journalist): Yes? Journalist #3: Connie Lee, I’m from Top Idol Magazine, and I was wondering have you made a date for your album about your adventures as a wrestler here in Divas Unleashed. Katsumi: Now, that is an intelligent question. To answer your question Connie, I’m still undecided about when that album will be coming out. Hopefully, it should be coming out summer of 2005, or perhaps sooner. Never know, so all I have to say is keep your eyes out for that album, but in the meantime I will be continuing to do albums about ninjas, love, sex, sadness, and other emotions that I can bring into my music. Connie: I have one other question. You already know that Katrina is a singer too. I was wondering if you and Katrina will be doing a single together. Katsumi (looks dully): Why should I? I listened to her so-called great album, and all I have to say that it sounded like I was listening to screaming cats. Whoever gave her label deal needs to either clean out their fucking ears of all that wax, or be shot for signing her. So, will I be doing a track with Katrina? Oh, hell fucking no. Journalist #4 (looks at Katsumi): Katsumi, Katsumi! Daniel Persia, I’m from Wrestling Today News. And I was wondering if you have any plans to capture any titles while you are here, and if so what title will be working for to get? Katsumi: An asinine question from an asinine prick. Of course, I’m going to go after a title, and I’m going to go after the Unleashed Title, since no one of importance is holding it right now. Daniel: But there’s already an Unleashed Champion, Star, the one who defeated Yuku Shiro for the title. [With a split instinct, Katsumi swiftly lunges at Daniel, strikes Daniel in the groin with a sharp kick, then follows up with a mid-air roundhouse kick, which looks even better than Jean-Claude Van Damme’s. Gasps, the press looks with utter shock from seeing that, not expecting her to attack Daniel in that matter. Stomps down on Daniel’s balls, Daniel yells out in great pain, holding his groin, trying to remove Katsumi’s foot from his area, but Katsumi kept her foot there, as she rests her elbow on her bended knee, and glares down at Daniel.] Katsumi (stomps down on his groin): Star. [Katsumi stomps down on his area again.] Katsumi: Star. [Katsumi stomps down on his groin one final time.] Katsumi: Star! That’s all I’m only fucking hearing about throughout this dump. Firstly, she strolling around stealing my name, “Queen” and prancing around thinking she knows everything. That glitter up hoe doesn’t know jack shit. She doesn’t know how to wrestle. She doesn’t know how to dress. She just doesn’t know shit. The only “Queen” and only fucking me! You hear me, you crushed balls fuck! She’s nothing! If she was a true Unleashed Champion, then she would accept my challenge to see who are the true Queen and the true Unleashed Champion in this dump. But of course, the little slut, isn’t going to accept my challenge, because her ass is fucking afraid, and rather compete against those who nothing more then amateurs, mere pathetic amateurs. However, that imposter can’t hold avoid forever, as sooner or later she’s going to visit my “Dojo of Greatness” and get taught that I’m the one and only Queen here. This press conference is over. [Moves foot away from Daniel’s groin, Daniel holds and favors his sensitive area, but Katsumi kicks his groin for good measure, before walking back on the bus. Press stands out there in complete shock, not expecting her to react like that. Two photographers help the injured Daniel, as they walk away with the other press.] [On the bus, Katsumi gets greeted by her personal makeup artist, Saki, but Katsumi pushes her out of her way, as she disappears behind some curtains where she begins to change into her wrestling attire, that the personal designer, Joy created just for her. Enters back on the bus, Eiji closes the door behind him, as he looks around, and notices Saki.] Eiji: Is Mistress here? [Saki nods in reply.] Eiji: Mistress, how did the press conference go? Katsumi (changing into her attire): Fucking fantastic, I’m all fired up and motivated to kick those sluts’ asses now. The sooner I get through this will be the better, since I want that imposter, Star bitch in the ring for her fucking title. Eiji: But Mistress, I believe you must climb the ranks first before getting your shot at her. Katsumi (peek her head out of the curtains and glares at Eiji): What? Eiji: I believe you have to climb the ranks first. Katsumi (scoffs): Those other hags can waste their time climbing up the ranks while I’m going to already on the top. I’m “The Queen”, and “The Queen” is always on top. Eiji: I don’t think they allow you to do that. This place does have rules. [Goes back in the curtains, Katsumi continues to put on her attire.] Katsumi: Rules are meant to be broken, that’s only purpose to broken in life. [Katsumi slips her hand out of the curtains, and snaps her fingers impatiently, as Eiji and Saki looks with confusion, not knowing what Katsumi wanted.] Katsumi (peek her head out of the curtains and glares at Saki): Hello, I am talking to you! Saki: Oh, sorry, Ms. Asaka! [Saki enters behind the curtains with Katsumi.] Katsumi: Ow, you stupid bitch! Watch my foot! Saki: Sorry, Ms. Asaka! Eiji: Mistress, I got an idea, if you want to get underneath Star’s skin and show these people that you deserve a shot, and then perhaps you should climb up the ranks, rapidly, after all you did climb up the Pop Charts in the matter of 3 days in Japan. Katsumi: That’s a dumb idea. Eiji (looks with shame): Sorry, Mistress. Katsumi: Hey, I got an idea. Why don’t I stick it to that glitter slut, that I can play the game, by quickly climbing up ladder, then of course, this will cause the sheep to be behind me, and want me to go up against Star, and this would cause the slut to either buckle under the pressure of the sheep or to finally accept my challenge. If she doesn’t accept it, then the sheep will boo her, and shed her self-image as the Glitter Princess, Diva, or what shit she calls herself. Damn, I am smart bitch. Eiji (looks modesty): Yes, you are, Mistress. [Curtains open, Eiji looks with utter surprise from seeing Katsumi in her new black ninja attire with calf high black leather boots, and also sees that she has a strange black color marking on the left side of her beautiful face.] Eiji (looks more curious at the marking): Mistress, you look very beautiful. Katsumi (places her hands on her hips and looks dully): Duh, I was blessed by the Goddess of Beauty. Eiji (looks more curious at the marking): What does that marking mean, Mistress? Katsumi (giggles and smirks): That I’m going to kick sluts’ asses, starting with stupid bitch, Phoenix and that hideous Mexicana freak. [Fade into the start of DU's Exile, Live from ARCO Arena] JLT: Welcome to DU's Exile people. We have a jam packed arena here tonight and what a show for you. In our Main Event we have Star… Leah: Shut up right there. I don't want to hear that girl's name. JLT: Well Leah, it seems as if you haven't changed. Wow, what a great show tonight! Leah: Says who? JLT: Says me. Leah: Why? JLT: Four of Divas Unleashed newest go hand-in-hand in combat in a tag team matchup tonight, as well as Mystika and Annabelle Lee locking up in the squared circle, The Occult versus Double J, and Faith and Laura facing Miss Perfect and Star! Leah: I'm sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying? JLT: The show will be good. Leah: Sure it will. JLT: Why the sarcasm? Leah: Why not? JLT: Leah, you're annoying. Leah: Not as annoying as Crystal without her booze. JLT: Speaking of the Femme Fatale, she'll be on Ashley tonight! Leah: How come I'm never on Ashley? JLT: Because you're annoying. Leah: How rude! JLT: Exactly. Debutants Match Helen Krueger & Katsumi Asaka v Estela Hernandez & Phoenix [The arena was ready and waiting for action and they got it. As Helen Krueger theme music hits the arena, bringing the arena to their feet.] [Krueger got down the steel ramp only to roll underneath the ropes into the ring. Placing both hands on the ground, Krueger pushes herself up to her feet as the fans give her a simmy style cheer. Krueger turns to the entrance way when she hears her music stops to hear her tag team partner's theme music hit the arena] Leah: And her partner is a woman that has already rubbed the DU Unleashed champion the wrong way in her promo. [Krueger looks on as her teammate walks out from the back. Katsumi Asaka steps out to a little cheer from the fans. Walking down the ramp, Katsumi Asaka looks around at the signs and the fans that cheer her Krueger steps over to the far corner letting Asake slid in under the ropes and pop to her feet.] [Katsumi Asaka looks over at her partner for the night before placing her feet on the second rope and lifting her hand in the air. Letting the fans know that she was in the house. As Katsumi Asaka's music started to fade away, the lights begin a funky pattern.] Leah: What the heck? JLT: I don't know but I bet it's either one of their opponent's. [The lights in the arena go out. hits and the crowd starts to boo as Estela Hernandez walks out from backstage with a huge smile on her face. Her yellow teeth are very noticeable as are all of the pimples on her face. Estela raises her hand as if the crowd is cheering for her. She puts her hands out to give high fives but nobody has their hands out to give her a high five. Estela finally gets to the ring and she slides in. She walks to the ropes and puts one leg on the bottom rope as she lifts one hand with her fist closed. The crowd responds with a bunch of boo's. She turns to the opposite rope and does the same thing. The crowd responds the same way, with boo's but the smile from her face never disappears. The Divatron zooms in on her face to give a fans a better view of her.] JLT: What is up with that eyebrow??? Leah: Good lord, WAX THAT BROW woman or never show yourself on TV again. [Phoenix walks out with no fireworks, no different color lights going throughout out the arena just her entrance music, "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack playing and cheers from fans. The fans put their hands out to slap hands with her but she acknowledges them by nodding her head at them.] [She walks into the ring to join her partner. Her partner, Estela Hernandez, walks away from her and raises her hands for the fans to cheer for her but the fans boo Estela . On the other side, Katsumi Asaka rubs the chest of Krueger seductively telling her that Krueger will be the first to go.] JLT: Well seems like Krueger and Phoenix are ready to go at it. [Phoenix waves her arms around in the air looking at Krueger, attempting to talk a little smack at her. After about a few more seconds, Kruger turns around and smacks Phoenix across the face hard knocking her off her feet, and knocks her onto her ass. Katsumi Asaka applauds as she watches Estela attempt a run in. but only lands her face first into the corner as Krueger moves out of the way.] [ Krueger begins to throw a few sets of rights to the face of Phoenix. One after another connect the face of Phoenix who was feeling it. Asaka watches amusingly as she watches from her spot on the apron. Kruger grabs the left arm of Phoenix and send her flying across to the other side of the ring. Phoenix hits the corner hard, chest smacking the corner knocking her straight backwards to the mat.] JLT: Thank god for breast implants. Leah: Yup because we all know without them, that would have hurt like a hell. [Krueger looks over at Asaka who was patting the top of the turnbuckle to get the fans going. Krueger leans down to grab the head of Phoenix but as she does, Phoenix slams a knee right into the face of Krueger as Phoenix quckily climbs to her feet. Krueger screams out in pain as the ref watches on.] Leah: Looks like someone is in pain. Krueger is lucky Phoenix didn't break her nose JLT: And that would be a bad thing how? Leah: Hmm, and your about the same if you keep asking that. JLT: …? [Phoenix slaps Krueger into an armbar submission Krueger desperately reaches out for the ropes or Katsumi's outstreatched hands. Right as she goes to grab the ropes, Katsumi stretches as far as she can looks at Phoenix and reaches out for the tag, as Krueger desperately drags Phoenix to the corner. Krueger slaps her hand as Katsumi leaps over the ropes and grabs the head of Phoenix. Walking him over to the corner, Katsumi pushes Phoenix into the corner and starts sending kicks to the gut of Phoenix, forcing the Diva to slump in the corner.] [Katsumi then grabs the left arm and starts to send Phoenix flying across the ring but Phoenix reverses it and pulls Katsumi into her arms. Phoenix wraps her arms around Katsumi's body, lifting her up into the air for a huge belly to belly suplex. Katsumi Asaka holds her back as Phoenix goes for the cover.] One… Two… [But no, the three count didn't go down. Phoenix looks up, shock all over her face.] JLT: Close call there as Phoenix almost won this. [Phoenix grabbed the head of Katsumi Asaka and pulls her up to her feet. As she does, Katsumi Asaka sends a finger into the eye of Phoenix that takes her off the hold. Katsumi Asaka sends one foot right into the gut of Phoenix before walking her over to the corner to tag in Krueger. Krueger grabs Phoenix's head from the outside and falls off to the floor, pulling Phoenixs head with her.] [Phoenix goes right back to the floor holding her neck in pain. Krueger rolls back in to the ring as she reaches down to take hold of the leg of Phoenix. Krueger then falls to the ground, sending an elbow right into the thigh of Phoenix. Phoenix screams out in pain but that doesn't stop Krueger. Krueger gets right back up again and sends another into the leg again.] [Phoenix try's to reach for a set of ropes but none were there. Krueger pulled more as she places her hand out for Katsumi Asaka to tag in. Katsumi Asaka tags in as ahe goes for the top rope. Katsumi Asaka points to the fans before he leaps off and shits a hard elbow shot to the chest of Phoenix as she holds on for the pin.] One… Two… Threeeeeeeee… [But no, so close but no cigar. Phoenix pushes her left arm up and out of the pin at the last possible second.] Leah: That was so close. JLT: Well it looks like once someone gets ahead the thing changes. [Katsumi Asaka takes a hold of Phoenix's head. Places a hand on her tights, Katsumi Asaka sends her flying right out of the ring. Phoenix hits the outside floor hard knocking herself in the head. Katsumi Asaka looks over at Krueger With a smile before she turns to Phoenix who was starting to get to her feet again. As she did, Katsumi Asaka ran to for the other side of the ring. Bouncing off the ropes, Katsumi Asaka came off flying in the air right over the top rope.] [Katsumi Asaka came crashing right down on to Phoenix who hit the floor even harder. Katsumi Asaka held on to her head also before she pushes herself off of Phoenix. Krueger came off the apron and took a hold of the leg of Phoenix. Krueger looks on and climbs through the ropes herself. As she does, Krueger runs right for the corner. Leaping up, Krueger runs up to the top rope and goes flying off.] [In the air, Krueger comes crashing down. Krueger misses but partially hits Phoenix. Krueger holds her stomach from the impact as Phoenix rolls away from them. Phoenix slowly starts to crawl to her corner and makes a desperate tag to Hernandez, making the tag sucessfully.] JLT: Man, all hell has broken lose early here. Leah: And yet it could go either way but I still say that was a fast count earlier. JLT: Will you get over that please. Leah: No… [Hernandez looks over and reaches down and grabs up Krueger. Hernandez walks her over and tosses her right back into the ring. Krueger hold's her body in pain as Hernandez rolls into the ring. Hernandez gets back to her feet as she walks over to Krueger. Reaching down, Hernandez grabs the leg of Krueger and pulls her over to the middle of the ring.] [Hernandez then walked over to the ropes, climbing through them and going up top. Hernandez then gave a smile to the fans, pointing to the ceiling as to signal for the end. Krueger starts to move on the outside a little but right as Hernandez gets ready to leap off for a bodysplash. [Phoenix looks over and sees Katsumi Asaka coming into the ring. She gets right in front of Katsumi Asaka, Phoenix kicks Katsumi Asaka in the gut and nails her with a DDT . Phoenix plants Katsumi in the middle of the ring laying her out hard. Phoenix and Hernandez goes for a double cover right away as the ref goes down.] One… Two… Three!!! JLT: And Phoenix wins it for her team. Leah: Is it over? JLT: Yes it is. Leah: That was a really close match for all the Divas involved. And from the sounds of it, all four will have strong careers here in DU. [The cameras cut backstage as we see Ferrari being accompanied by a man dressed in a a business suit. The two talk as they head down the hall way. They stop in front of the the door marked Felicity. The attorney knocked on the door, he taps his foot impatienly as Ferrari begins to check her watch.] Ferrari: Come on, bitch open the door. I don't have all damn night. Attorney Rob Law: Just be patient, for all we know, she's got her clothes off and soliciting Hugh Heffner to ensure the rights to the Playboy spread. [After a few minutes, the door opens and the fans get an eyeful of a half dressed Felicity.] Felicity: What the hell do you want, can't you stupid asses see I'm busy. Attorney Rob Law: Save it. I'm here to notify you on behalf of my client, that she is suing you for all royalites and rights to the Divas 69 Empire. You have 30 days to contest the lawsuit. If you fail to contest then we shall see you in court. Felicity: Hey, I owned the camera equipment long before she came along. Attorney Rob Law: Ferrari is asking for ALL of it... that includes the camera equipment Felicity: She wants the debt? Attorney Rob Law: No.. she just wants the rights to it all, unless you have an issue with it? Felicity: Well really I don't ... but the principal of that, the nerve [Ferrari steps out from behind Mr. Law.] Ferrari: Like you can do anything about. I carried your ass in those movies, and I carried your ass in the ring. So just go aheand let the courts decide Felicity: GUess thats the only reason I can really care Ferrari: Well then, I will see you at the Angles Falls First PPV where I'll take the company and your pride from you... [Law hands the papers to Felicity and leads Ferrari away from a stunned Felicity.] -Commercial Break- Triple Threat Match Felicity v Jade v Kate Sims Winner - Jade [The camera shows the door to the women's locker room. It goes inside and a few of the divas are milling about, chatting, changing, or stretching. A flush of a toilet is heard in the bathroom and the camera goes in there. A janitor's cart, complete with bucket of water and mop, various disinfectants and rags, and unmarked boxes sits by the toilet stalls. Austin comes out of one stall drenched in sweat and carrying a toilet brush. He plops it into the bucket and goes to the sanitary products machine, opening it. It's empty.] Austin: Aw, great. Just great. [He goes back to the cart and takes two boxes from it. He opens one and puts sanitary napkins from it into the machine. Austin tosses the box over his shoulder and it lands squarely in the trash receptacle. He opens the other box; it's tampons. He shudders visibly and puts them into the designated area in the machine. He closes and locks it, kicking the box away.] Austin: I'd hate to be a tampon. I want to be with the ladies' nether regions, but not like that. [Mya pops her head in the door and shakes her head at him. She steps in, crosses her arms, and surveys the scene.] Mya: Looks good, Austin. [He leans against a wall, heaving a sigh. She sees the box on the floor.] Mya: What's this? Austin: Oh. Yeah. [He picks it up and puts it in the trash.] Mya: Better. Austin: Am I done? Mya: I'm afraid not. Austin: WHAT?! Mya: You've still got the men's public restrooms, as well as the women's. And then perhaps you can begin picking up the trash left behind by the fans. Austin: But doesn't staff here do it? Mya: I've given them the night off. They work incredibly hard and I told them we already had a capable man for the job. [She pats him on the shoulder and walks out. She stops just outside the door and backtracks in.] Mya: And don't forget to clean out the sanitary waste receptacles in the stalls. Women hate them being full with those icky feminine products. [She flashes him a big look of joy and leaves again. Austin pushes himself off the wall and goes into a stall, lifting the door on the mini receptable. He cringes and takes some rubber gloves from his pocket. He closes his eyes tightly and turns his head away, reaching into the bin.] Austin: Oh my God...GROSS! [The shot cuts to a commercial.] Tag Team Match Christy Jameson & Lacey Ryden v Lydia Frost & Roxy [Lydia Frost stands in the ring, she is the last one down when suddenly in the ring we see Shelly the Bod emerge. She boots down Christy Jameson, while Lacey Ryden slips out of the ring and into the crowd, Shelly picks up Christy and puts her into a backbreaker. Roxy then runs at her with her championship belt but Shelly counters with a powerbomb to Roxy. Shelly then grabs the referee by the collar and demands he rings the bell. Lydia walks into the ring, she places a foot onto Roxy as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] [Lydia then looks confused, when suddenly Shelly clotheslines her down and picks her up and executes her finisher on her. Shelly then raises the Regime's flag and wraps it around her as she walks out of the ring.] -Commercial Break- [The scene opens backstage to a well-lit room. There are two brown leather recliners, and a glass coffee table with two drinks, and some nuts on it. The scene is decorated as a home, with a fireplace in the background. JLT sits with a collection of papers, mainly notes, while Laura sits staring at the floor and fiddling with her fingers. JLT breaks the silence.] JLT: Are you ready to begin? Laura: Whenever you are. JLT: Okay. We'll begin. My first question is probably the most difficult for you to answer, how did you feel after that...incident...with Kendra Wecker had passed? Laura: I----it----(she takes a breath and looks up at JLT, speaking softly)---I....felt....like I had done some painfully wrong and had been thrust into a nightmare. JLT: For the viewers who may not have seen Nuclear Pussy II, and from your point of view, what actually happened moments before your big Stripped match? Laura: (in her regular tone of voice, sitting up now) Nothing big really, in my mind.  Saw Kendra and Austin, they were talking.  I got in a small argument with Austin, his short temper caused him to grab my throat, Kendra accidentally hit me in the back of the head trying to punch Austin.  That run-in didn't seem like that big a deal. JLT: Okay, umm, so when you stormed out of the ring during your Stripped match, that was a shocking incident. Firstly, do you regret doing that? And secondly, where did you go? Laura: (leans forward) After what happened that match was the last thing on my mind.  I honestly couldn't have cared any less about it.  I was just too broken up inside right away to even move, that's why I stayed ringside.  But after I got in the match and Icenique did what she did, I got fed up with everything and just wanted to go home and think. JLT: And what did you think about? Did you think about your future, were you ever at a point where you thought “Screw it, screw DU, I'm leaving”? Laura: (widening her eyes and with a more serious tone, slightly nodding her head) Yeah. JLT: But, what has made you stay? What are your plans, will you see Kendra again? She's not signed on the DU roster, and the basketball season is beginning to start again? Austin Mack has no longer full control of Divas Unleashed, it belongs to the Occult, apparently anyway, so just tell me what are you expecting from the future? Laura: (folding her hands together) I don't know myself.  Maybe I come back, maybe not.  It's just---(she begins sobbing and puts her head down, her hands on her forehead)--this hurt so much! (begins lightly crying now) JLT: Okay, just take a moment to breath, have some water, and we can continue. Do you want to continue? (We can see Laura nod her head as she cries a bit more) JLT: Okay, well I feel bad that you're crying. But I'll try to put my personal feelings aside, are you now pleased that Austin Mack doesn't really have as much influence or power as he once used to? Now that Jaguar has pretty much been decided, and he was only a temporary president succeeding Jaguar. Are you happy that he's pretty much powerless? Laura: (looking up once again, her face slightly red, tears slightly rolling down from her eyes, again, speaking softly) I don't know.  I just----can't b-b-belive he b-brought my p....past out like that. (she puts her hands over her eyes as she begins crying harder now) JLT: Okay, I think we're going take a short five minute break... Laura: (looks up again, amid her crying she manages somehow to get a stern tone to her voice) Why? JLT: Well, do you really want to continue? Okay, I just will. I'm sure it will just get it over with quicker for you, why are you crying? Laura: Because of how CLOSE I was with my ex.....and now it all comes flooding back. (wipes her eyes clear momentarily before they flood back up again) It's not so much that I was reminded of the break up, though it did s-s-suck, but just of the g-g-good times we.....had together. (bites her lower lip) JLT: But you can't live in the past, it's history, you can't rewrite history. What were the goods times that you had? Walks on the beach? What? Laura: We loved each other.  (begins crying a bit harder now) Just simple things like having someone there for you.....someone to be able to talk with at all t-t-t-times.  Cuddling up on a cold night---(Laura gets a disturbed look on her face and she lurches forward....luckily, it's just a dry heave, but you can tell how much she's being affected)---falling asleep next to someone you love....he was my best (her voice, affected by the crying, cracks now) friend! (the tears start coming faster as Laura looks at JLT) I couldn't believe someone that special, someone that great to me, who made me feel so great---could be s-s--so e.....evil! JLT: Why is he so evil? Why does he want to hurt you so much? Laura: I just asked a simple question six years ago to him because I was worried about "us" and he hurts me! JLT: What was the question? Laura: (puts her head down again) What was he doing with another girl during that school day? (softening her tone while rubbing her eyes) Everything was so perfect!  Just like a storybook. JLT: Okay, we won't go into that any further. I think we can pretty much gather it was a fairytale, but where do you see yourself going in 2005, it's still not to late to change any resolutions you may have made in January? Are you aiming for getting retribution on Icenique? Or what? Laura: (sits back up, blinking her eyes a few times to try to get rid of any tears that may still be there as she begins to calm down a little) Right now I just want to get my life together again.  I played a game with my emotions and lost---and now I need to rearrange my life.  Will that mean retirement for me?  It might, it might not.  I just know that I have some serious thinking to do now. JLT: I think that's a perfect note to end our interview. Thank you for meeting me with today Laura. [We cut back to ringside.] Leah: You're such a bitch! JLT: What?! ["Wannabe" plays over the PA system and the fans are on their feet, cheering. Ashley comes dancing out from behind the curtain and makes her way down to the ring. She climbs in and takes a mic, sitting down and crossing her legs.] Ashley: 'Ello and welcome to this week's show. I've had a few Hall of Famers on the show, but no one can equal the sheer brilliance of the one, the only...CRYSTAL! ["Brackish" blares out of the speakres as Crystal, looking rather haggard and drained, comes out from behind the curtain, a bottle of water in her hand. She climbs into the ring, poses for a few pictures, and sits down beside Ashley. A crew member hands her a mic and she takes it. The music fades out.] Ashley: Welcome to my show, Crystal. Crystal: Thanks. Ashley: Last week, you lost the rights to drink ever again. How are you taking it? [Crystal stares blankly at Ashley and then takes a long swig of her water.] Crystal: It blows. [She sighs and holding her face in her hands.] Crystal: Ash...have you ever lost something so dear to you, that you couldn't function without it? Something so ingrained into your life that when gone, it keeps you awake at night and forces you to walk through the routine of your day as a living zombie, ticking away the seconds of mundane, trivial life until you can sleep away the world... Ashley: Yes. [Crystal looks up at Ashley through her bloodshot eyes, staring hard.] Crystal: And what would that be? Ashley: When Busted broke up. [Crystal shakes her head and sighs.] Crystal: It's not the same. Ashley: Sure it is. I mean, they were so cool and they sang so well and their songs really spoke to me. Well, aside from all the sex in them, but I could relate. And when I found out that they broke up, I locked myself in my room for a month and wouldn't come out. Mummy had to bring me chicken broth and crisps to eat, but I wouldn't. Finally, she bought me the new McFly album and I snapped out of it. Crystal: I've been trying to replace the booze with something. [She holds up the bottle of water and sighs deeply.] Crystal: It ain't the same. Ashley: Yes, but it takes time to become adjusted. It takes time to accept change, especially a big one. Crystal: ...you're right. Ashley: I know. [Crystal hugs Ashley tightly to her, sobbing. Ashley pats Crystal's back, muttering words of wisdom. They finally release the embrace and Crystal wipes her eyes.] Crystal: You...are so wise. Ashley: It's from listening to boybands. [Crystal makes a face and shudders visibly.] Crystal: I will show you good music. Come with me. Ashley: What? Crystal: Come with me, we're going somewhere. Ashley: WHAT?! Why? Crystal: You helped me, now I will help you. Ashley: Um...thanks for watching this week. I might be back for next. Eek! [Crystal grabs Ashley by the arm and drags her out of the ring. The two walk up the ramp to "Brackish" and disappear behind the curtain.] [Jade walks through the hallways with Sexy Amanda.] Jade: I can't believe I lost my title. My precious title to a rookie like Annabelle Lee! Amanda: Well she didn't really earn a number one contenders spot. She was just handed the shot. I think it is a little unfair because I had to work my ass off to earn my 3WL All Pacific Title. Jade: You do realize that things are different in DU than they are in 3WL, right? Amanda: They shouldn't be different. It's just...What's the matter? [Jade was on edge, then without warning she jumped out of the way, as four shruikens hit the ground. Jade looks up at the direction from where the shruikens came from, as a figure walks out of the shadows, and the figure was no other then the newcomer, Katsumi Asaka, wearing her customize black color ninja attire, staring at both the girls with a smirk on her lips. Amanda picks the objects off the ground, as Katsumi walks over to the two.] Katsumi: You're good, but good could improve, Jade. Jade: You must be one of the new girls. I'm Megumi Takayama, but my ninja name is Jade. Katsumi (stares at Jade dully): I know who you are. I've watched your match against Annabelle Lee. Funny, I didn't ninjas to hold back, and yet did when fighting against that slut. If I was in that ring, I would've not hold back, as I would've beaten that slut hands down. After all, I am the fucking Queen of this worthless league. Jade: I wasn't holding back. Katsumi (scoffs): Not from what I saw. Well, I would like to continue this little discussion about how I'm much better than you and that slut, who is standing beside you, but I must go out there and prove to everyone in those cheap seats, that I am the one and only "Queen" in ring, rather then nasty old hag, Star. Hmm, on second thought, how'll bout you come over to my place after the show for a little dinner where we can finish our little discussion about how great I am. Jade: I would love to. Good luck in your next match Katsumi. Katsumi (scoffs and waves her hand in "please" motion): You can keep your fucking luck to yourself, as I don't need it to beat a couple of cock sucking hoes. Tag Team Match Katrina & Lilith v Jessie Lockhart & Julie Foxx JLT: Next up we have Lilith & Katrina of the Occult facing the upcoming tag team of Julie and Jessie, who I think I’m supposed to call Double J? Leah: Don’t look at me, I have no idea. It’s your job to do the research, it’s not my fault if you slack. [“The Watchtower” by Cult of Luna begins to play as Mya walks out with Charmion at her side, Charmion seems annoyed at being there and crosses her arms. Mya then brings a microphone to her lips, and speaks in her deep and dark British accent.] Mya: As this match seems to be quite important to both teams, I’ve decided that it’s going to be the best idea that we schedule it for the contendership of the tag titles, so whoever wins this match will face the Widow Makers at Diva 69! Enjoy! [The fans cheer as the four women in the ring look around.] [It’s decided that Lilith and Jessie will start out the match. The bell rings as Jessie and Lilith circle each other in the ring. Lilith and Jessie quickly lock up and Jessie quickly backs Lilith up into a corner. The ref quickly breaks the two up. Jessie goes to punch Lilith, but, she reverses it and puts Jessie in the corner, quickly pounding on her. Lilith then grabs Jessie and sends her into the opposite corner, throwing her so hard that Jessie bounces off the corner, stumbling out of the corner. Lilith quickly runs over and nails Jessie with a running neckbreaker.] JLT: Is it me or Lilith starting to look better? Leah: …are you on drugs? JLT: No, I’m just saying that people always are keen to write her off. They never give her a chance. Leah: Yeah well I gave Elizabeth Berkley a chance in Showgirls, and that’s 12 dollars I will never get back! One of the biggest mistakes of my life! [Lilith then picks up Jessie and tags in Katrina. Katrina quickly enters the ring and nails Jessie with a hard left. She then grabs Jessie and bounces her off the ropes. She goes for a back body drop, but Jessie quickly hits Katrina with a kick to the face. Katrina stumbles around, facing the ropes. Jessie then nails Katrina with a dropkick to the back of the head, sending Katrina over the ropes and to the outside. Jessie goes to follow up, but, the ref stops her. [She shoves the ref out of the way and walks over to grab Katrina from the outside, but Katrina grabs her and drops his neck over the top rope. Katrina climbs up onto the apron and gets into the ring. She grabs Jessie, and turns her around and signals to the crowd and hits with the Kat Kall. She goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Then, Katrina bounces off the ropes and hits Jessie with a running senton.] JLT: Katrina is the most experienced diva here, she is one of our original DUW members, and she seems to be heading for a tag. [Katrina the tags in Lilith. Lilith gets in the ring and the two proceed to bounce Jessie off the ropes and give her a double arm drag. Katrina quickly leaves the ring, as Lilith starts to stomp on Jessie. Lilith then picks up Jessie and throws her into the corner. She sets Jessie up in the corner. She climbs up after her, setting her up for a superplex. Jessie fights her though and sends her crashing to the mat. She waits for Katrina to get up and jumps off the top, driving her into the mat with a top rope Spear. Both women then lay on the mat, not moving.] Leah: This is taking their toll on all the women in this match, they look like they just knocked each other unconscious! [Soon, Jessie and Lilith then slowly crawl to their corners. Lilith is the first to tag out, quickly tagging Katrina in. Jessie then hurries over, jumping for Julie and making the tag. Julie quickly gets in the ring, Katrina already headed straight for her. Julie nails Katrina with a clothesline, sending her to the mat. Lilith runs at Julie as well, only to get taken down by a clothesline too. Julie then grabs Katrina and throws her onto a corner. Lilith tries to nail Julie from behind, but Julie moves and Lilith nails Katrina right in the face.] JLT: Ouch. Leah: Lilith needs to wear glasses! [Lilith then starts to apologize to Katrina, but, before she can finish, Julie grabs her and nails her with a Russian Leg Sweep. Julie then grabs Lilith and bounces her off the ropes and grabs her, rolling Lilith down to the mat. It starts off as a Boston Crab, but Julie locks in the Foxx Lock. Katrina goes over and breaks it up. Jessie is now back up and starts to brawl with Katrina.] [The ref tries to break up Katrina and Jessie, telling them to get out of the ring, but, they don’t listen. Jessie shoves Katrina against the rope and clotheslines her over. Jessie goes right over with her though. Lilith and Julie are soon up. Lilith kicks Julie in the stomach and nails her with the Crimson Essences. On the outside, Katrina grabs Jessie and throws her towards the steps, but, Jessie quickly reverses it and Katrina goes stomach-first into the steps, knocking them over.] [Lilith tries to cover Julie, but Jessie interrupts the count with a kick to the back of the head. Jessie then picks her up and locks in her finisher, slamming Lilith to the mat and both Julie and Jessie lie diagonally across Lilith making the cover hard to escape.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Jessie and Julie will face the tag champions at Angels Fall First! Leah: Go them! [Annabelle Lee is standing by a soda machine, flipping through several pieces of paper labeled "CONTRACT." She sips a diet soda and flips the page she was reading. Her Rockford State belt is fit firmly around her waist. Jade comes up to her and taps her angrily on the shoulder. Annabelle looks at Jade, arching an eyebrow.] Annabelle: Can I help you? Jade: You stole my title! Annabelle: What? Jade: YOU STOLE MY TITLE! Annabelle: I won that belt fair and square, and I'm sorry if you were too weak enough to keep it. Jade: I demand a rematch! Annabelle: Fine. You choose when and where, and we'll see if you get it back. [She turns back to her contract calmly, sipping her soda. She finishes reading the page she was on, and turns it. Jade pushes the contract away and stands before Annabelle, hansd on her hips. She glares at her fellow diva.] Annabelle: You're still here? Jade: You're a cocky bitch. Annabelle: So? Jade: You think you're everything, don't you? Annabelle: I'm not the whole f*cking show, just the best part of it. Jade: Why you little-- [Annabelle rolls her eyes and brushes past Jade, walking away coolly. Jade stares after her in shock, disgust, and awe. The shot fades to black.] Standard Match Annabelle Lee v Mystika JLT: Okay, next up we have Annabelle and Mystika going head to head in singles action. This match gallops off last week’s title match, in a contest that Annabelle Lee was crowned the new Rockford State Champion, and we’ll be able to see if she can keep up her streak. Leah: Well, I hope she doesn’t get too excited. I wouldn’t want her breasts to burst, and then get soaked in silicon. I heard it gives you leprosy! JLT: Silicon doesn’t give you leprosy. I heard that it might even be in toothpaste, I can’t really remember the periodic table. Leah: Well, Chester has cooties! We don’t need more disease and germs being spread around, especially when my voice is the highlight of the whole show. We’d lose millions of viewers if I were to fall ill! [Once they are both legal, Annabelle cheap shots Mystika with a slap and cockily dances in front of her but Mystika fires back with an even bigger slap which sends Annabelle falling to her butt as Mystika pushes her forward grabbing her neck and ramming her head constantly into the mat until the referee has to pull her off. Annabelle rolls to her feet and runs towards Mystika but Mystika launches with a spinning heel kick which turns into a leg drop once Annabelle is on the floor, as Mystika is shaping up to be impressive in this time in her career.] JLT: Mystika seems to be just getting better and better every week, and with Annabelle holding the Rockford State Championship, we could very well see a future match between them. Leah: Indeedy. [Mystika grabs Annabelle by her hair and throws her into the corner, chasing after her with a clothesline trapping Annabelle between the turnbuckle and her arm, but Mystika then props up Annabelle onto the top rope. The debuting diva is then grabbed by Annabelle’s arm and is forced away from the turnbuckle and into the canvas with a spinning DDT. Annabelle gets up with a smug look as she poses to the crowd. Annabelle then pulls Mystika to her feet and starts to shout in her face] JLT: Chester seems to be looking at Annabelle funny… [Mystika has had enough and the Californian decides to hit a European Uppercut to the swear-mouth taking her down to the mat with a shocked look on her face as the camera focuses in on her wide eyed shock until Mystika’s foot comes into view stomping away on the head of Annabelle before she is picked up by Mystika and taken down to the mat in a front face drop from a piledriver position. Mystika poses to the fans as Annabelle slowly gets back up to her feet, Mystika raises her arms above her head as she gets ready for a gymnastic maneuver as Annabelle rises fully to her feet Mystika leaps forward springing up into a handstand with her feet landing on Annabelle’s shoulders and around her neck. Mystika then uses her grip around Annabelle’s neck to rolls underneath Annabelle’s legs and pulls Annabelle face first down to the canvas as her head hits the mat before she bounces over into a roll landing spread eagled. ] [Mystika takes this opponent to signal for the crowd as she leaps onto the top rope before launching back off with a twisting leg drop as Annabelle screams out from the impact and holds her neck coughing as she scrambles for the ropes to get some air. Mystika takes this to her advantage as she runs to the ropes with Annabelle still lying idle, she then dives over the top rope and Annabelle’s body and as gravity pulls her to the floor she elbow drops the top of Annabelle’s head and neck area as she clutches her head and rolls back into the ring.] Leah: Ino looks be giving Mystika instructions, it’s funny how Mystika has suddenly learned Japanese isn’t it? JLT: Is anyone really that bothered? Leah: I am, I want to be able to learn Latin just like that! [Mystika climbs onto the apron and raises her arm to the crowd as Annabelle rises on the other side breathless and still holding her neck, Mystika leans back holding the ropes firmly in her hand jumping into the ring using the rope as her trampoline push, Annabelle counters Mystika for the first time in the match as she dropkicks the Mystika’s gut sending both women back down to the mat.] JLT: This is a close contest. Remember Mystika still has experience, she has been in the squared circle here for almost two years. Annabelle is a fairly new diva. Leah: Maybe Annabelle also has a lot of pressure from her fans now too, you know that weird thing they have when you win a title if it’s some kind of expectation to kick everyone’s ass? JLT: She’ll give you a slap in a minute if she loses. Letting off some steam. Leah: How dare she! [Annabelle seems to have hurt her hand as she shakes her hand getting Mystika in a front face lock position, she poses to the fans as they boo her she waves them off and taps Mystika’s back, just as she is about to move to execute the DDT, Mystika counters into a northern lights suplex, she gets up to her feet and brings up Annabelle with her. She slams Annabelle into the corner and nails a few kicks to the midsection keeping Annabelle in the same position and immobile, Mystika poses for her signature move as the fans rise to their feet while the stripper takes position opposite the corner.] [Mystika leans back on the rope and leaps into the ring with a coast to coast dropkick which she slams into Annabelle, but Annabelle has fallen across the shoulders of her opponent and consequently, into a pin as the referee knows his rule book by heart and sees this, he starts the count.] JLT: It’s nice to see such knowledgeable officiating! [1] [2] [Mystika just gets her shoulder up but barely, as she tosses Annabelle off her, Annabelle stumbles to get to her feet using the other turnbuckle to steady herself. Chester is dancing on the apron, Annabelle walks over to him. Chester then waves to her, and Annabelle laughs. Chester then sticks his hands out and gropes Annabelle’s breasts, Annabelle is shocked and slaps Chester hard making him fall off the apron. Ino then kicks him in the back of the head, before mocking shock and tending to him. Mystika uses the ropes to climb to her feet and begins to walk towards Annabelle who is busy with Chester, Mystika then pulls her into an inverted DDT. Mystika covers.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Mystika won! Thanks to Chester and Ino that is, Annabelle seems to be pissed thought! [Annabelle grabs her championship belt after rolling out of the ring, Chester and Ino find themselves in the ring as Mystika cares to Chester’s face. Suddenly Annabelle is back in the ring and nails Mystika in the face with her title belt sending her down to the canvas. Annabelle then shoves Ino to her butt and clotheslines Chester. Annabelle raises her title belt above her head and smiles, but from behind comes Liberty Deveraux with a chair to the back. Liberty then smirks, she picks up the title belt and polishes it before walking up the ramp leaving the carnage in the ring. She raises the belt over her head.] JLT: What the heck is happening? Leah: Ut-oh, there’s Lilith! [Liberty is oblivious to the woman behind her, she turns and is met with a big boot from Lilith. Lilith then hands a microphone to Charmion, while she begins to stomp onto Liberty.] Charmion: As a result of this match, Mya has decided that all four women, including my mother, will face off for the championship at Angels Fall First! And the Occult will gain another belt, as my mother will wipe the floor with all of you! [Charmion smiles, as she takes her mothers hand the duo walk backstage.] JLT: We just learned of another match for AFF! I’m in shock after all we’ve just seen in the space of two minutes! Leah: You wuss! [The scene cuts to Miss Perfect sitting in the back with her wrestling attire on. She runs her fingers through her long black hair as her Stripped Championship lays peacefully next to her in a red chair. Suddenly a beautiful busty blonde wearing a sexy pink dress walks past her.] Miss Perfect: God DAMN baby. You should be locked up for looking so good. Blonde: Oh thanks. Miss Perfect: No, thank you for making my day. [The blonde blushes a bit as Mp grabs her by the hand with the slightest touch.] Miss Perfect: What's your name? Blonde: Vanessa. Miss Perfect: Figures. Vanessa: What? Miss Perfect: That a beautiful woman like you would have such a beautiful name. Vanessa: Thanks again. Miss Perfect: Oh God...I'm so rude. I forgot to introduce myself properly. My name is - Vanessa: Latrisha Lamarte. I know you. Miss Perfect: So then you must know that I'm DU's undisputed Stripped Champion. Vanessa: Yes I know. Miss Perfect: Then what are we sitting here talking for? Let's get to business, shall we? [Latrisha grabs her belt and walks off with the blonde as the scene cuts to ringside.] Tag Team Match Faith Clarkson & Laura v Latrisha Lamarte & Star JLT: Next up we've got one incredible looking tag match. With Laura and Faith Clarkson taking on Miss Perfect and Star. Leah: Faith, Laura, and Miss Perfect were all in that King Arthurs match at Nuclear Pussy, but Laura was the one who ended up in a shit load of trouble. Get it? Shit load? JLT: Uh-huh. Well this match won't feature any weapons or animal wastes. It's going to be a clean, simple, bout. Leah: Clean and simple? With all those lesbians in the ring? I think not. I could see them now rolling all over each other in sin. JLT: Star isn't a lesbian. Leah: I know...the poor soul. They're going to rip her hot tail up in that ring. [As the opening horn for "Powersurge" blares, the arena lights dim and upon the first "clapping" sequence about 12.5 seconds, a huge blast of purple and pink pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. As the smoke from the explosion clears a figure can be seen standing in the smoke. As the horns resume at about 18 seconds, the figure comes out from the smoke and we see it is Laura. Laura makes her way to the ring with a cocky smirk and a cocky swagger in her step, doing so in the middle of the ramp so that way no fans can make any contact with her and within 15 seconds has gotten to the ring, where upon she dives into it headfirst. Once back on her feet she climbs to the second rope of the closest turnbuckle and poses herself with her arms in the shape in an "L" and takes in the fans' reactions towards her before getting down and sprinting to the turnbuckle directly diagonal from the one she was on, gets on the second rope there and poses with her arms in an "L" again.] JLT: There she is, the Queen Of Wrestling. Leah: Or the Queen of S- JLT: Here comes her partner. [The lights go completely out in the arena. A spotlight hits the ring and imprinted in the middle of the canvas is a red heart with the name Faith Von Almen written in the middle. The heart spins around so all the audience can see it. She comes out to the song "Use Your First and Not Your Mouth" by Marylin Manson. Suddenly Faith emerges from the back wearing a blue halter top with a royal blue bikini thong. Her name runs down the sides of her black boots in white letter as she walks down the ramp with a determined look on her face. She slides underneath the ropes and stands in the corner with Laura, awaiting her opponents.] JLT: Wow this just doesn't seem right. Faith without Hope...I mean...Where's the love people? Where's the LOVE? Leah: Oh calm down. Faith looks just fine to me. [The lights dim as "Drama" by L7 rocks the arena. Red and white lazers travel throughout the arena as smoke billows at the top of the ramp. The crowd begins to boo a bit awaiting the entrance of the Stripped Champion, but noone shows up. After a few moments the music stops, and Faith and Laura exchange glances.] JLT: Looks like the Stripped Champion is a no show. Leah: Maybe she's still hitting on that groupy in the back. [The smoke stops coming up the arena goes dark. "Hip Hop Star" By Beyonce blasts over the P.A system and pumps through the entire arena as a strobe light begins to flash and a slight for covers the stage. Star appears through the fog to a large pop from the crowd, hands on her hips and a smug look on her face. "We Love You Star" and "You Rawk" signs are immediately jolted into the air as DU's World Champion makes her way down the ramp and into the ring.] JLT: Well Star is going to have to make due until Miss Perfect shows up. Leah: Really? No kidding. [The bell is rung as Star looks up the ramp and shrugs her shoulders. Laura steps out the ropes as Faith and Star begin to circle the ring. The two rivals lock up and Star forces Faith into a corner. The champion chops Faith across the chest twice with hard blows. She then grabs Faith by the arm and irish whips her into the opposite corner. Faith slides onto her knees and turns to face Star. Star charges but Faith hits the champion with a drop toe hold. Star hits the mat face first in a brutal manner, causing the Goddess to hold her beautiful face.] JLT: That's going to leave a bruise. [Faith tags Laura in the ring and the two ladies grab Star by the hair. They lift the goddess up into the air, and execute a beautiful double back breaker drop. Laura goes for the pin.] [1] [Star kicks out hard as Faith makes her way out of the ropes. However, Laura immediately tags her partner back in and both ladies grab Star once more. They irish whip the champion against the ropes and go for a double clothesline, but Star ducks and irish whips herself against the opposite ropes. They turn around as Star springs herself forward, knocking them both onto the mat. Star grabs Faith by the hair and ddt's her onto the mat hard. She then grabs Laura and irish whips her against the ropes. The Queen of Wrestling comes back full force, but is met with a drop kick from Star. The crowd cheers at Star's athleticism as the Goddess stares down at her two fallen opponents.] JLT: Star's clearing house early on. She may not need help from her partner. [Star heads towards Laura once more but Faith climbs to her feet and axes the champion in the back hard. Star turns around as Faith strikes her with a forearm twice in the face. Faith forces Star into the corner and begins to go to work on the Goddess with numerous kicks and punches. As Star hunches over Faith places her foot in the champion's stomach and rolls back, flipping Star forward. She springs to her feet quickly and irish whips herself against the ropes, finishing the move with a hard elbow to Star's chest. Laura climbs out of the ring once more as Faith drags Star to her feet. She slaps Star against the face and smirks devilishly...She goes to strike Star once more, but the Goddess blocks her arm and smacks Faith back as hard as she can...Faith stumbles back as Star grabs her by the arm and lifts her up over her shoulder. She executes a fierce jackhammer, sending Faith's body to the mat hard. She goes for the pin...] [1] [2] [Faith manages to kick out but Laura stomps Star in the back of the head to make sure. Star screams some obscenities towards Laura as the ref tries to get her out of the ring. Suddenly "Drama" by L7 hits and smoke begins to billow on the ramp once more. We see Miss Perfect walking out from the back wearing a white wife beater and a pair of small crimson hip huggers. She stands up on the ramp with the Stripped Championship over her shoulder and a small smirk on her face. The crowd gives her a moderate cheer as she makes her towards the ring as slowly as she possibly can.] Leah: Wow, look who decided to show up. JLT: It might've been a mistake. You never know. [Miss Perfect yawns a bit as she continues slowly down the ramp. Star stares over at her partner with a sarcastic expression, but Faith decides to capitilize. She grabs the champion up and pins her down with a small package.] [1] [2] [Star kicks out hard and scrambles to her feet. She clotheslines Faith onto the ground but Laura hits the Goddess with a big boot out of nowhere. The referee tries to restrain Laura as Miss Perfect walks around the ring with the same smirk.] Leah: Yeah Miss Perfect being late is a huge mistake. JLT: Better late than never? Leah: Stop trying to defend her. She did this intentionally. [Mp finally makes her way over to her corner and stands there, seemingly awaiting her partner to tag her in. Star struggles to her feet and looks over in the corner at Latrisha. Mp simply smiles back and extends her hand. Star on the other hand flips the bird to the Stripped Champion, and turns back around towards her opponent. She grabs Faith by the hair and irish whips her against the ropes. Faith tries to counter the move with a clothesline but Star frog leaps into the air. Faith irish whips herself against the opposite ropes quickly, going for the move once more, but Star slides onto the mat in a push up position. Faith hops over as the Goddess quickly scrambles to her feet and irish whips herself against the opposite ropes. However, her partner kicks her in the back hard. Star stumbles forward in pain as Faith comes charging forward, and spears the Goddess through the ropes.] JLT: Did you see that? Miss Perfect just injured her own opponent! [Star goes crashing onto the outside hard as a crowd emerges near the barricade to take pictures of the champion. Faith goes to recover her opponent but Miss Perfect stops her in a kind gesture. She hops off the apron and grabs Star by her long black hair. The Stripped Champion rolls Star back into the ring quickly and stays at ringside as Faith goes for the cover once more.] [1] [2] [Star kicks out yet again in defiance as Faith shakes her head in disbelief. She stands to her feet and tags Laura in once more. Faith grabs Star by the arm and picks the Goddess up in a tight bear hug. Laura irish whips herself against the ropes and goes for a drop kick, but Star moves out of the way, and Laura hits Faith in the face hard. Faith falls onto the mat as the crowd cheers at the accident. Laura stands over her partner in regret, but before she can recooperate Star grabs the Queen of Wrestling and hits "Sparking Intuition". She makes the cover...However, Miss Perfect distracts the referee asking him a senseless question. The crowd counts...one...two...three.] JLT: Oh this is ridiculous! How is Star supposed to win this thing? [Star makes it to her feet and notices her partners trick. She heads towards the scene but Mp pushes the referee onto the mat hard. She then grabs Star by the hair and jumps off the apron, whip-lashing the champion onto the mat hard. The crowd boos as the referee calls for the bell.] JLT: Miss Perfect just got her team disqualified. Leah: This had nothing to do with a match. [Mp pulls up the apron to the bottom of the ring and grabs a stapler from underneath. She holds the leathal weapon high in the air as she snaps off her belt and drops it onto the floor. She slides into the ring and steps over Star carefully. By now Faith has made it to her feet but Mp strikes her with a hard punch. She places the stapler to the side and executes "Absolute Perfection"...Star tries to make it to her feet but Mp kicks her in the stomach hard. She grabs the stapler and tries to hit the Goddess in the head with it, but Star fights back and pushes Latrisha off of her. Latrisha tries to go at her again but Star grabs her by the foot and trips the Deity up. The bell is heard ringing repeatedly in the background as the crowd stares at the choatic scene.] JLT: We need security out here or something. This is going too far. Miss Perfect attacked Roxy and Ciara in the same manner when she first arrived here in DU. Now she's trying to do the same thing to the World Champion. [The stapler falls out of Latrisha's hand as she and Star stands toe to toe with each other. Star pushes her back but Latrisha forearms the Goddess the kicks her in the stomach. She goes for a powerbomb but Star counters the hold, and kicks Latrisha in the chin hard. Latrisha falls onto the mat as Star grabs her by the hair. The champion goes for "Sparking Intuition", but Latrisha falls to her knees and grabs Star around the thigh. She stands up onto her feet, forcing Star up over her shoulder. The Deity manages to position Star in place for "Absolute Perfection", but Star counters by sliding down Latrisha's back. The two turn towards each other quickly and stare waiting for the other to move first. Suddenly Latrisha smirks in a sinister manner and slides out of the ring, leaving Star standing there uncertain. She walks over to one of the stage hands and grabs a microphone from the fellow. The crowd listens carefully as she addresses Star from ringside.] Miss Perfect: I thought I would actually care aboot screwing you over in a match. I thought I would actually enjoy seeing a layer of thick blood flow from your head...But after that quick little sample of what you can do, I think I'll wait until the time is just right...Don't take this the wrong way but I want to make our night...special. [Latrisha bends over and grabs a small silver knife out of her boot...Without warning she slices her index finger open and runs the warm blood over her lips.] Leah: Um...That's just gross. JLT: It's a little kinky, but still sick. [The Deity blows a kiss to Star as the goddess stares back in disgust. She licks her lips deliciously and walks over to her belt, picking it up as she makes it to the ramp. As the crowd stares with mixed reactions as Latrisha grins and tosses the Stripped Championship over her shoulder.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Ally, Aaron, Donte', Jen, Latrice, Tim and everyone else who contributed to the show. It was primarily written without my help, I only wrote one match on the card, so I cannot take any credit at all. It was a good effort from everyone, and if you didn't know I left Ally, Latrice and Jen in charge for the week. Next up we're going straight to AFF, and I'm so excited for it! -Card Subject to Change-