Friday November 11th 2005
Independance Park, Kingston, Jamaica

[The show begins with highlights of the huge “Ashes to Ashes” pay per view, with the backing tune being “Bodies” by Drowning Pool. We see Dame Barbara wrestling Shayla Walker and putting her two feet on the ropes to regain the Askai Championship, we see Katia eliminated Lilith from the battle royal to win the Rockford State Championship, the Unibrow pins Laura to retain the Stripped Championship and we see the Kendra/Laura switch, we see Heather Burnside pinning Kristin for the Tag Team Championship and finally we see Icenique defeating Ciara with Mystika’s assistance and Mystika and Icenique raising hands at the end of the show.] [We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.] [We cut into the Independence Park arena as the crowd cheers and stands on their feet. They stand with their signs raised high into the air, as the camera pans along the front rows of the two sides of the ring. We then cut to some of the signs in the arena “My Mall Needs A Body Shop!”, “Katia is a bitch!” and “Bob Marley > Joanie Storm” are a few amongst the many in the crowd. We cut to the commentary table.] JLT: Hello everyone and welcome to Exile! We’re coming to you from Kingston, Jamaica on our huge world tour! We have an explosive show for you tonight! We’re in the baking hot Carribean and we’re sure that blood is sure to boil tonight! I’m JLT, and I’m joined as always by Leah! Leah: I know! I’m the reason you tune in to these shows, and besides myself we have quite the card for you tonight! We have a giant tag team match for the main event as Ciara Demillo and Joanie Storm team up to take on Mystika and the Unibrow! I hope the Unibrow stays away from us, I don’t want to get infected. JLT: Unibrows aren’t contagious? Leah: Sure they aren’t. Sure they aren’t! JLT: Anyway, we have a rematch for the Rockford State Championship as Katia defends her newly won championship against the beast Lilith! We’ll see if Katia is able to prove that she is the greatest wrestler on the roster by defeating Lilith, or we could very well see Lilith gain her first championship in Divas Unleashed! Leah: My money is on Lilith. We have the two-time Askai Champion Dame Barbara taking on Katrina in singles action in what should be a very interesting match! Two of the most experienced women on the roster going head to head, Katrina is quite a decorated champion as is Barbara, it’s like two dinosaurs fighting over, well fighting! JLT: And the tag team Katrina lost the tag titles to are in action tonight too, in a non-title match we’ll see the Body Shop take on the gothic team of Bloo and Jinx. Heather Burnside has only been in DU for three weeks and already she’s a DU champion. I’m sure that will irk something in Bloo, don’t you think? Leah: I don’t know how those lesbians operate. We also have another tag team match as we see the new tag team of Annastrianna Krueger and Lacey Ryden take on Angelique Vigee-Lebrun and Natalie Joyner! Lacey Ryden has been in DU before I believe, but she seems to be in a whole new role this time! JLT: Indeed she does, I can’t wait to see three new women wrestle in the ring! We also have the Body Shop on Ashley Interviews, Amanda and Heather will be answering the Brits questions! What a show! Leah: It’s better than Mardi Gras! JLT: It’s a lot better Leah. [“Touch” by Amerie hits the PA system as the fans rise to their feet and begin to boo. Katia struts out from backstage wearing a silver evening gown with diamond studs, she twirls in front of the crowd and raises her championship belt above her head. Livia is next to her and the two women begin to make their way down to the ring.] [Katia steps into the ring under the second rope and parades her championship belt above her head. She then smiles to herself as Livia hands her a microphone, she waits for her music to die down before she addresses the crowd.] Katia: Hello everybody in Jamaica! It is me, the greatest wrestler in this company, Katia. I’ve decided to come out here and spend some quality time with all my glorious fans. [Katia then points to the fans who boo, Katia shakes her head at Livia.] Katia: Don’t be jealous, just because I have class, taste, elegance and a championship doesn’t mean all of you poor people should envy me! Anyway, I do have an announcement tonight, a very important one too so you should all listen carefully! [Katia smiles to herself before she continues.] Katia: Next week, when we’re in Trinidad & Tobago, the entire show of Exile will be dedicated to the one and only…me! That’s right, it will be a whole evening dedicated to Katia! Isn’t that fabulous? Seeing as I truly am the greatest female of all time, I think it’s fitting that when I win my first championship in DU, we celebrate! [Katia nods as the fans boo.] Katia: But that’s not all, because I have a very special surprise planned for that show! One that you will all enjoy and cherish! I think it will revolutionise Divas Unleashed forever! I will easily beat Lilith tonight and prove how fantabulous I am, but until then, I’ll let you all wonder what the surprise is! [Katia then begins to blow kisses to the fans who boo her. “Touch” by Amerie hits the PA system once again, Katia then holds her championship belt above her head with a smile on her beautiful face, Livia then opens the second and bottom rope as Katia easily steps out of the ring. The duo make their way up the ramp.] JLT: A whole night dedicated to Katia? Can I puke now? Leah: Oh, are you pregnant too? JLT: No, I was expressing my disgust at Katia’s self-indulgent. I don’t want a whole evening dedicated to her, she’s annoying! Leah: But she is pretty. Pretty people can do what they want. It’s the law. [We cut backstage to see Tequila arriving in a pink sportscar, she parks it badly and opens the door, slamming it behind her. She’s wearing a pink dress and she goes to enter the arena but a guard steps in front of the door. Tequila looks at him.] Tequila: Move! Guard: I can’t let you in the building. It’s the orders of Mr. Rockford, sorry. Tequila: Okay, well.. [Tequila stutters.] Tequila: Just let me in! Guard: I can’t. Tequila: Listen, you know who I am. I know who you are, Gary. You know what my position is in the company, just let me in! Wait, is this because I called your wife fat? Guard: You called my wife fat? Tequila: ...no? [The security guard frowns as Tequila smiles sheepishly.] Tequila: Nevermind. It’s fine. I can wait out here. Just let “Mr. Rockford” know that I’m here, okay? [The guard nods as Tequila turns around, and begins to walk back to her car. She then spots Natalie Joyner walking by with her cell phone in her hand, Tequila runs over to her.] Tequila: Natalie! Hey! Natalie Joyner: Hi. How are you? Tequila: I’m fine, listen, can you get me into the arena? The guard isn’t letting me in, and do you mind breaking in with me? Natalie Joyner: Oh, I don’t know. That would be unethical. Tequila: Unethical? Natalie Joyner: Yeah. I don’t believe in breaking an entering, if you’re not allowed in the arena then I must obey those wishes. Sorry. Tequila: Isn’t it more unethical to cheat on your woman with some Canadian whore, get her pregnant and then shack up with her and try to cut you out of the company when you wouldn’t be as much successful if it wasn’t for me in the first place? Natalie Joyner: Hmm, no. Bye! [Natalie Joyner walks into the arena and smiles at the card, she turns around and pokes her tongue out at the fellow blonde. Tequila then sighs in anger and kicks her car.] -MeloDU Vignette- Standard Match Bloo & Jinx v Heather Burnside & Sexy Amanda JLT: Next up we have Bloo and Jinx taking on the Body Shop, the Body Shop are the brand new tag team champions as we know, and this is a non-title match. Do you think BJ could cause an upset tonight? Leah: Yes, those little rugmunchers look in fine style. JLT: What is with you and the lesbian puns? Leah: Eww, I haven’t got a lesbian pun. That’s nasty. [It’s decided that Bloo and Heather will start out the match. The bell rings as Heather and Bloo circle each other in the ring. Bloo and Heather quickly lock up and Heather quickly backs Bloo up into a corner. The ref quickly breaks the two up. Heather goes to punch Bloo, but, she reverses it and puts Heather in the corner, quickly pounding on her. Bloo then grabs Heather and sends her into the opposite corner, throwing her so hard that Heather bounces off the corner, stumbling into the ring. Bloo quickly runs over and nails Heather with a running neckbreaker.] JLT: Bloo and Jinx have been quite the tag team, Jinx has given Bloo an extra edge in my opinion. Leah: Then again Heather Burnside seems to be the x-factor in the tag team division, she won the titles on her third match let’s not forget. [Bloo then picks up Heather and tags in Jinx. Jinx quickly enters the ring and nails Heather with a hard left. She then grabs Heather and bounces her off the ropes. She goes for a back body drop, but Heather quickly hits Jinx with a kick to the face. Jinx stumbles around, facing the ropes. Heather then nails Jinx with a dropkick to the back of the head, sending Jinx over the ropes and to the outside. Heather goes to follow up, but, the ref stops her. Trixie then begins to help Jinx up.] [She shoves the referee out of the way and walks over to grab Jinx from the outside, but Jinx grabs her and drops her neck in a guillotine. Jinx climbs up onto the apron and gets into the ring. She grabs Heather, and turns her around and signals to the crowd and hits with the “Stroke Of Bad Luck”. She goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Jinx bounces off the ropes and hits Heather with a running senton.] JLT: Jinx is the master of the purple mist let’s not forget that she does have quite an arsenal outside of that. Leah: Hehe, you said arse. [Jinx the tags in Bloo. Bloo gets in the ring and the two proceed to bounce Heather off the ropes and give her a double flapjack. Jinx quickly leaves the ring, as Bloo starts to stomp on Heather. Bloo then picks up Heather and throws her into the corner. She sets Heather up in the corner. She climbs up after her, setting her up for a superplex. Heather fights her though and sends her crashing to the mat. She waits for Jinx to get up and jumps off the top, driving her into the mat with a top rope spear. Both women then lay on the mat, not moving.] Leah: This is taking their toll on all the women in this match, they just knocked each other unconscious! [Soon, Heather and Bloo then slowly crawl to their corners. Bloo is the first to tag out, quickly tagging Jinx in. Heather then hurries over, jumping for Amanda and making the tag. Amanda quickly gets in the ring, Jinx already headed straight for her. Amanda nails Jinx with a clothesline, sending her to the mat. Bloo runs at Amanda as well, only to get taken down by a clothesline too. Amanda then grabs Jinx and throws her onto a corner. Bloo tries to nail Amanda from behind, but Amanda ducks and Bloo nails Jinx right in the face.] JLT: Ouch. Leah: Bloo needs to wear glasses! She should’ve gone to Specsavers! [Bloo then starts to apologize to Jinx, but, before she can finish, Amanda grabs her and nails her with a Russian Leg Sweep. Amanda then grabs Bloo and bounces her off the ropes, rolling Bloo down to the mat with a drop toe hold. It starts off as a Boston Crab, but Amanda locks in the an Indian death lock. Jinx goes over and breaks it up. Heather is now back up and starts to brawl with Jinx.] [The referee tries to break up Jinx and Heather, telling them to get out of the ring, but, they don’t listen. Heather shoves Jinx against the rope and clotheslines her over the tope. Heather goes right over with her. Bloo and Amanda are soon up to their feet. Bloo kicks Amanda in the stomach and nails her with the blue mist. On the outside, Jinx grabs Heather and throws her towards the steps, but, Heather quickly reverses it and Jinx goes stomach-first into the steps, knocking them over.] JLT: Jeez, that’s got to shred Jinx’s stomach! Leah: Those poor stairs. [Bloo delivers tries to cover Amanda after delivering a German suplex and stays on for the bridge, but Heather interrupts the count with a kick to the back of the head. Heather then picks her up and locks in a diamond cutter, slamming Bloo to the mat and both Amanda and Heather lie diagonally across Bloo making the cover even stronger.] JLT: This could be it! Leah: Are they allowed to double cover?! [1] [2] [3] [Trixie leaps onto the apron in protest and begins to argue with the referee, she slaps him across the face as Heather and Amanda roll out of the ring with a smile on their face, they’re handed their tag titles and raise them above their head.] John Roe: Here is your winners, Heather Burnside and Sexy Amanda…THE BODY SHOP!!! [Jinx stands in the ring and points at the Body Shop and argues but Heather sticks her tongue out and skips up the apron. The gothic trio then rise to their feet and look on in anger at the ramp.] JLT: The Body Shop pick up another victory, but I think it was unfair for both women to cover. I don’t think Trixie looks very happy! Leah: If you were that pale, would you be happy? [The scene cuts over to Krysta Taylor walking down a hall way. She seems to be in a happy mood as she passes by door after door. Unbeknownst to her though…the lights behind her are turning off. Suddenly the lights fall dim around her. She notices this and stops. She begins to sweat as she looks around to see who or what is in the dark. The only light that is on now is the light above her, dimming down on her. Foot steps are suddenly heard walking over to her. She slowly begins to back away but hears the footsteps from behind her. She loses her balance and falls to the ground. She soon scrambles her way to a wall and puts her head down between her legs. She slowly looks up and sees Angelique Vigee-Lebrun standing before her. She glares down at Krysta for a while before bending down to her.] Angelique Vigee-Lebrun: “Are you afraid Krysta?” [Krysta is shaking all over as she is unable to speak to Angelique.] Angelique Vigee-Lebrun: “There’s no need to be afraid Krysta. The only ones that need to be afraid are the ones tonight. I’m only here to give everyone in this match a message. A message that they should pay close attention to. Tell them to…” [Krysta shuts her eyes as Angelique kneels closer to her and whispers in her ear.] Angelique Vigee-Lebrun: “To fear me! Just like you are fearing me right now. If they don’t…they will perish under my feet.” [Krysta opens her eyes again and notices that the lights are back on and that Angelique is gone. She slowly gets up and tries her best to get ride of her shacking.] Krysta Taylor: “Must...Must have been a dream…” [Krysta shrieks with terror as she turns around to see a Crucifix Symbol behind her written in blood. She quickly runs away and screams down the hall to fine help.] [We cut backstage into the parking lot where see Icenique and Mystika walking into the arena. Chester McNugget carries Mystika’s bags in one hand and has a chocolate bar in the other, Icenique has her Unleashed championship over her shoulder. Icenique smiles at Mystika.] Icenique: Well I think “Chain Reaction” is her best song. It’s funky. Mystika: She was really motivational. Anyway, do you know whose going to face you at the next pay per view? Icenique: Nah, I don’t know. I loved how we totally took care of Ciara, but man, I don’t know. I’m hoping someone who can prove me with a real challenge, if ya know what I mean? [The two giggle together as Chester looks up and frowns to himself and takes another bite out of his chocolate bar, with a smile on his face.] Icenique: ATA was really fun, it was the shyt. I can’t wait for the next one. I love being the champ and I have no plans to give it up yet. Mystika: That’s good, I wouldn’t want to give it up if I was the champion. I hope Ciara knows she can’t beat you now, and she stops trying to get everyone’s attention. That’s just annoying, you know? Icenique: Yeah, but it’s funny too man. The way she gets so bent out of shape, it cracks me up. [Icenique and Mystika then giggle with each other and continue to walk to their locker rooms, we cut to ringside.] JLT: Looks like Icenique is still very happy-go-lucky! Leah: She has a fat ass. [“My Sacrifice” by Creed hits the PA system as Dame Barbara walks out onto the stage, she’s wearing a classy purple white dress and has the Askai Championship resting on her shoulder. Next to her is Shayla Walker, shedding her Star Wars gimmick and wearing a nice dress. “Ma” Tabitha Windsor is with them also and smiles at her younger companions, the trio then begin to strut towards the ring.] [Barbara gives some dirty looks to the crowd who try to reach out and touch her, Shayla Walker hops onto the apron and steps into the ring, as Tabitha climbs the steel steps. Barbara looks around the arena before she steps into the ring herself, she snatches a microphone from the stagehand and waits impatiently for her music to be cut.] Dame Barbara: Hello Jamaica, I have an announcement, no, scratch that! I have a very important announcement tonight! You see I’ve acquired an ally, as well as a new championship. Shayla Walker here has decided to join forces with me, and I’ve agreed to train her. Her and Bethany will be the next legends in the world of wrestling, and they will carry on my historic legacy! [Shayla smiles as Barbara glances at her.] Dame Barbara: So from now on, Shayla Walker should be referred to as “Lady Shayla Walker”! She’s a lady now, there’s no more Darth Vader! Plus, seeing as I’m such a good Samaritan and letting Shayla win before, and now that I’m a two-time Askai Champion, I’m going to offer my services to anyone else who wants them! That’s what a good hearted person I am! [“All Day Long I Dream About Sex” by JC Chasez hits the arena as Katrina struts out onto the stage wearing jeans and a purple top. She smiles to the crowd as Barbara and her group sneer at the Queen of Pain.] Katrina: Barbara, how nice to see you! I was listening to your backstage and you were boring the hell out of me so I thought I’d come and pay you a visit in person. You’re not the only one with good news either, as I have an announcement too. [Barbara scowls and shakes her head.] Katrina: I was thinking that it’s been a really long time since I’ve had a stipulation match, apart from the ladder matches, my specialty, of course. I was thinking I have a lot of frustration to take out, and that’s why I’ve changed our match tonight! A match where I can finally put you into retirement! So tonight it’s going to be Katrina and Dame Barbara in a hardcore match! [Katrina then smiles to herself as Barbara and Shayla Walker exchange glances, Katrina then chucks the microphone onto the ramp as her music hits. Katrina then smiles and walks backstage, “Ma” Tabitha and Shayla then talk to Barbara as Barbara looks annoyed at the ramp.] Tag Team Match Annastrianna Krueger & Lacey Ryden (The Echosiders) v Angelique Vigee-Lebrun & Natalie Joyner [On the outside of the ring, Natalie and Muhamed Krueger exchange glances from opposite sides of the ring. In the ring, Annnastrianna and Angelique both decide to start the match first as the referee calls for the bell. The two circle each other and Angelique is the first to move by making a charge at Annnastrianna, Annnastrianna counters with a drop toe hold which sends Angelique into the mat. Angelique bounces up and turns to face Annnastrianna, Angelique runs again this time Annnastrianna leapfrogs Angelique but Angelique springs onto the second rope and executes an Asai moonsault catching Annnastrianna from behind. Angelique finds her feet, and brings Annnastrianna up and slings her into the corner. Angelique tags in Natalie Joyner, Joyner steps into the ring and she whips Angelique into the corner, Angelique counters with another Irish whip as Joyner races towards Annnastrianna all full speed. Annnastrianna manages to counter by getting her two feet up which sends Natalie down into the canvas.] JLT: That was a nice double team move from Angelique and Joyner, too bad it failed. Leah: I thought it was too early to make a tag. [Annnastrianna brings Joyner to her feet and side steps behind her getting her, attempting a German suplex. Joyner elbows Annnastrianna causing her release the hold, Joyner then runs to the ropes and bounces back, Joyner slides between the legs of an off-guard Annnastrianna and nips up behind her, executing a Russian leg sweep to drive her into the canvas. Joyner runs to the ropes and executes a leg drop. She then drops to a cover.] [1] [2] [Annastrianna kicks out.] Leah: That was close! [Natalie brings Annnastrianna to her feet. She twists her arm around a few times, and then holds it in position as she goes to make a tag to Angelique. Angelique climbs to the top rope and leaps with an axe handle smash to Annnastrianna’s elbow. Angelique then gives a dirty look to Natalie as she leaves the ring. Angelique then knees Annnastrianna in the stomach and hoists her into the air with a stalling suplex before slamming her into the canvas. Angelique kicks Annnastrianna a few times and climbs to the top turnbuckle, Angelique perches on the top rope with her back to the ring. Annnastrianna rises to her feet and Angelique leaps off with an attempted body splash but Annnastrianna ducks out of the way, Angelique manages to land on her feet but Annnastrianna catches her in the face with a spinning heel kick. Annnastrianna then heads to the corner and tags in Lacey.] JLT: Here comes Lacey! She’s back! Leah: She’s been away for a while though! JLT: We’ll get to see if it will affect her ring work [Annnastrianna brings Angelique to her feet and whips her to the ropes. Annnastrianna and Lacey then hoist Angelique over and up into a flapjack double team move. Lacey stomps on Angelique few times, before getting her into a side headlock and planting her in the canvas with a bulldog. Lacey then drags Angelique into position and ascends to the top rope, Natalie Joyner runs towards her on the apron but Lacey manages to kick her away. Lacey then leaps off with a swanton bomb move and manages to connect with Angelique, Lacey then scrambles to a cover.] [1] [2] [Angelique gets her shoulder up.] [Lacey then heads to the corner. She waits until Angelique rises to her feet, when she does, Lacey runs towards her doing a cartwheel and making her legs land to grip Angelique’s neck, Lacey attempts a hurricanrana but Angelique manages to counter it and forces Lacey down into a powerbomb. Angelique tugs back onto Lacey, who tries to crawl to the ropes. She refuses to give up, and the referee demands that Angelique release her. Angelique does and tags in Natalie Joyner. Joyner hops over the rope and into the ring, Joyner drops an elbow onto Lacey and then straddles her back, getting her arm into an armbar position. Natalie yanks back on it, trying to get Lacey to tap out. Muhamed Krueger gets onto the apron and begins to distract the referee by arguing with him, meanwhile Annnastrianna climbs into the ring and pulls Natalie off by her blonde hair sending her flying. Annnastrianna then executes a reverse DDT and slides out of the ring. Muhamed drops from the apron and Angelique tries to enter the ring but the referee blocks her.] Leah: See how useful husbands are? JLT: Well, it is kind of illegal? It’s not a fair match. Leah: Blah blah blah, you’re always on about political correctness, lay loose Jamie, lay loose. [Natalie runs her position on the outside of the ring and dropkicks Muhamed down from behind. Natalie then goes back to her position on the other side of the ring, pointing to Anna’s husband and warning him. Meanwhile in the ring, Lacey has found her feet and rests in the corner. Joyner gets to her feet, Lacey props herself on the top turnbuckle and waits for Joyner to turn around.] JLT: High risk here from Lacey, I wonder what she’s going to do next? [Joyner does and Lacey leaps from the top rope attempting to kick Joyner but she catches her foot. Lacey hops on her one leg while Joyner clutches the other, Joyner then pulls Lacey forward and slams her into the canvas with a clothesline. Joyner brings Lacey to her feet and gets her in position for a fisherman’s suplex, planting Lacey in the center of the ring and staying in position for a cover.] [1] [2] [Lacey gets her shoulder up.] [Natalie Joyner then rises to her feet, she kicks Lacey in the face a few times and executes a standing leg drop. Joyner then heads to Lacey’s feet, rolling her onto her stomach, and Natalie locks them into a figure four and puts her knee on the opponents bow leg, pulls the opponent up locking in a dragon sleeper.] JLT: That’s “Kubi Jippa”! That’s Joyner’s finisher! Leah: Lacey is really getting all these submission applied to her today isn’t she? [Natalie Joyner leans back on the submission, adding more pressure. Mysika tries to reach for the ropes with her hands, unable to see where they are and the referee questions whether she wants to give up. After a few minutes pass, the referee picks up Lacey’s arm and drops it, and it heads the match almost dead. The referee does it a second time and has the same effect. He then picks it up for the third but it stops before it hits the ground, and Lacey starts to battle out of the move. She uses her hands to strike Natalie in the face making her release the dragon sleeper and then grabs Natalie by her hair and pulls over her head flipping her.] [Joyner hits the ropes and gets to her feet, Lacey begins to crawl to her corner. Joyner then grabs one of Lacey’s feet, Lacey begins to stand and balances hopping once again. Lacey then executes an enziguri move and leaps for Annnastrianna’s extended palm tagging herself in.] JLT: Great tag work here from both teams! They should think about entering for the championships, they’d make mincement of Kristin. Leah: Have you seen how skinny she is? There’s not one ounce of meat on her! JLT: It’s just an expression, oh, nevermind. Annnastrianna’s up top! [Annnastrianna climbs to the top turnbuckle as Angelique runs into the ring. Annnastrianna then leaps from her position and takes out both her opponents with a flying double clothesline. Angelique falls backwards and ends up taking out the referee in the process. Annnastrianna then tosses Angelique outside of the ring, and whips Joyner into the corner. Lacey then crouches down on all fours as Annnastrianna runs towards her, using Lacey as a springboard and splashes into Joyner. Joyner then drops to her butt as Annnastrianna looks around and grins. Annnastrianna then pulls down her attire to reveal a blue thong, she then start to back up into Joyner’s face but single-named Natalie has climbed onto the apron and hits Annnastrianna in the back of the head sending her flying forward.] [Annnastrianna pulls her pants up as she recuperates, Natalie Joyner runs towards her but Annnastrianna manages to nail a spinning roundhouse kick to the face, taking out Natalie.] JLT: What the hell was that?! Leah: We’ve never seen that before! [From behind comes Angelique to Annnastrianna, grabbing her from behind in a chicken wing position, Angelique bends her opponent down and hooks both of her opponent’s arms in a underhook. She lifts her opponent up and spins 90 degrees before pushing her opponent forward while still holding their arms and sits down, dropping her opponent face first into the mat.] JLT: That was an awesome move from Angelique! She calls that the “Tragic Bliss”! Leah: Nice! [Angelique then stands up and looks up at the entrance a little after delivering her finisher, she then slides out of the ring. Natalie Joyner then crawls to a cover. She reaches Annnastrianna, and lays an arm across her, after wiping some of the mist from her eyes. The referee quickly gets into position and begins a slow count.] [1] [2] [Annnastrianna gets her shoulder up at the last second.] [Natalie then crawls to her corner, she tags in Angelique. Angelique raises Annnastrianna to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Annnastrianna bounces back and Angelique lies on the floor, Annnastrianna hops over her and bounces back again. Angelique then catches her into a sitdown rock bottom type powerbomb and plants her in the center of the ring. Angelique covers.] [1] [2] [Annnastrianna kicks out.] JLT: Annnastrianna has got to be pretty tired! I’m amazed she’s still kicking out! [Angelique angrily brings Annnastrianna to her feet and rams her head into the top turnbuckle a few times. Trixie then climbs onto the apron and begins to distract the referee, Angelique ignores her and begins to run towards Annnastrianna but Lacey slides into the ring from behind and executes her “Fall From Grace” superkick. Angelique hits the mat and Lacey throws Annnastrianna onto her.] [1] [2] [Angelique gets her shoulder up.] JLT: How did she do that?! Leah: Satan told her to? [Annnastrianna then brings Angelique to her feet and props her onto the top rope. Annnastrianna slaps her across the face a couple of times and climbs up there with her, Annnastrianna attempts a frankensteiner but Angelique catches her with an inverted DDT from the top rope. Angelique then crawls to a cover and places both her feet on the second rope. Lacey steps into the ring to try and break it up as does Natalie Joyner, Joyner spears Lacey down into the corner as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Finally! Angelique and Joyner win! John Roe: Here are your winners…ANGELIQUE VIGEE-LEBRUN & NATALIE JOYNER!!! [Muhamed Krueger pulls Annastrianna out of the ring and hugs her, Natalie Joyner then stands as the Echosiders reside on the outside of the ring and begin to make their way up the ramp, arguing with Natalie from the ramp. Angelique stands and looks around at the crowd. Natalie turns to Angelique and extends her hand in a handshake. The Echosiders are suddenly brushed past by a mysterious man wearing a black trenchcoat and dressed all in black. He slides into the ring and nails a hellish clothesline from behind to Natalie.] JLT: That must be the Sultan of the Far East! I’ve heard Angelique is a follower of his! Leah: He looks scary! [Angelique then begins to stomp onto Natalie’s fallen body. She slams Natalie into the corner and climbs up with her. Angelique stands on the second turnbuckle with Joyner in a fireman’s carry position. She leaps off the turnbuckle and leans forward and slams her former partner into the mat as she rolls over them with her weight.] JLT: Why is she attacking her own partner?! Leah: They won? I don’t get it! [Angelique stands and looks at the Sultan of the Far East. The two then nod to each other as Angelique looks at Natalie’s broken body and slides out of the ring with the Sultan in tow. The two make their way up the ramp as Angelique follows the “mysterious” man backstage.] JLT: Natalie has the worst luck with partners! [We cut backstage to see Lilith standing in front of a cracked mirror, wearing her long flowing black dress. She smiles to herself, Charmion sits behind her, her head engrossed in US Weekly.] Lilith: You know, it’s weird looking in the mirror and knowing the next time you look at yourself you’re going to be a champion. Charmion: I bet. Lilith: I can’t wait to destroy Katia, and you know, if I don’t somehow win tonight, I’m going in a completely new direction. I’ve been thinking long and hard and the new direction is what is best. If I lose. Charmion: What is the “new direction”? Lilith: I’m not going to tell you. You’ll have to wait and see. Charmion: I’m your daughter, can’t you tell me? Lilith: Nope. Sorry darling. [Charmion sighs and closes her magazine, she rises to her feet and brushes herself down. Lilith turns to her with a smile. Charmion talks in a British accent. Charmion shrugs.] Charmion: Am I bothered? Lilith: Huh? Charmion: Am I bothered though? Lilith: I don- Charmion: Look at my face! Is any part of it bothered? Lilith: Well, not- Charmion: Because I ain’t even bothered. Lilith: Bu- Charmion: Face. Bothered. Lilith: What ar- Charmion: I AIN’T BOTHERED! [Charmion then sighs to herself and walks out of the locker room, the camera follows her. Ashley is standing with her and squeals and leaps up and down with applause, she and Charmion hugs.] Ashley T. Bopper: Catherine Tate would be so proud! Charmion: That was SO bloody fun! [We cut to ringside.] JLT: What was that about? Leah: Eh, British humour. ["Love at First Sight" plays and Ashley comes out, back to her normal dress of pink everything. She goes to the ring and climbs in slowly, taking a microphone into her hand.] Ashley T. Bopper: Hello and welcome! Tonight, we have Heather Burnside and Sexy Amanda, The Bodyshop! [The Bodyshop's music hits and Heather and Amanda come walking out. They get to the ring and both slide in, posing briefly before sitting down.] Ashley T. Bopper: You're the latest tag team to be here in DU, and you've already got the titles. How does that make you feel? Heather Burnside: Great. We're already dominating here, and it feels wonderful. [Suddenly, two masked figures slide into the ring behind the champions and drag them to the ground, stomping on them. One of them takes a chair and folds it up, beating Amanda with vigor. Ashley gasps and stands quickly.] Ashley T. Bopper: Who are you?! [They two rip off their masks and it's Bloo and Jinx! Bloo takes a mic and sneers.] Bloo: Those titles will be ours soon enough! Think of this as a warning, Heather Bumside and Ugly Amanda. [Their music plays and they run up the ramp. The camera focuses on Ashley.] Ashley T. Bopper: I...think that's it this week. Next week, we'll try not to have any diasters...but...we'll see. [The shot zooms out and fades into a commercial.] [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor standing next to the Unibrow, Krysta has a look of disgust on her face as she glances at the monobrow, she smiles to the camera.] Krysta Taylor: I’m here with the Unibrow, our current Stripped Champion. How are tonight? Feeling confident? The Unibrow: Yes! I’m really excited! Krysta Taylor: Now I have to ask, are you pregnant? The Unibrow: I’d rather not answer thanks. [The Unibrow smiles as Krysta’s eyes narrow.] Krysta Taylor: Are you? The Unibrow: No comment. I’ve been told to say that by Vero. [Krysta then grabs the Unibrow by ear.] Krysta Taylor: Listen! If you’re pregnant I’m going to be the first to know about it, not your parents, or Ubertron or whatever, I need it for Rose Petals! Just tell me! [The Unibrow pushes Krysta away. The Unibrow’s eyes widen and she moves out of the way as Dr. Doomsday leaps into the air with an attempted plancha on Krysta but he misses and lands at her feet. Krysta frowns and looks at the Unibrow.] Krysta Taylor: Nevermind. I’ve had enough for one day. Hardcore Match Dame Barbara v Katrina JLT: Next up we have Dame Barbara, our Askai champion, against Katrina in a hardcore match! Katrina changed it earlier this evening, it was scheduled to be standard! Leah: I can’t wait for Katrina to put Babs into retirement. A nice stiff chair shot should do the trick! [“My Sacrifice” by Creed hits the PA system as Barbara is escorted to the ring by phenomenal her wrestling mother-in-law, the 81 year old ‘Ma‘ Tabitha Windsor and Shayla. She comes out wearing a sequined white and gold robe with Dame across the back, stands at the entrance way, looks around the arena. Then Ma Tabitha raises her hand as golden rain falls from above. She saunters to the ring and climbs through the second rope.] John Roe: The following contest is a hardcore match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Workington, Cumbria, England; to be accompanied by 'Ma' Tabitha Windsor and Lady Shayla Walker, the Askai Champion...DAME BARBARA!!! [“All Day Long I Dream About Sex” by JC Chasez hits the PA system as Katrina walks out in her ring attire with a trolly full of hardcore goodies. She smiles and then begins to push it down towards the ring, Shayla and Tabitha look on. Katrina reaches the end of the ramp and Barbara slides out of the ring to face Katrina, but Katrina picks up a trash can and slams it over Barbara’s head.] [Katrina then slides Barbara back into the ring. Katrina parks her trolley and tosses some of the items into the ring, such as a broom, fire extinguisher and a chair. Katrina then slides into the ring but Barbara has found her feet and meets Katrina with a drop toe hold. Barbara then picks up the broom and snaps it over Katrina’s back.] JLT: That’s not how you use a broom! Leah: Aww, too bad it’s broken. I was hoping Katrina would straddle it and ride off into the moon. [Barbara then slides out of the ring and tosses another trashcan into the ring. Barbara slides back in and empties the trashcan as the lids fall to the canvas, Barbara then wedges the can into the corner. The Dame brings Katrina to her feet and whips her into the corner but Katrina reverses sending Barbara’s back slamming into the trashcan. Katrina then kicks Barbara in the stomach and DDTs her onto a trashcan lid. Katrina covers.] [1] [2] [Barbara kicks out.] [Katrina finds her feet and pulls the dented trashcan out of the corner, she hits the inside of it to ‘repair’ it back to it’s usual shape. Katrina then places it over Barbara’s head, as Barbara climbs to her knees trying to stand. Katrina bounces to the ropes and nails a shining wizard kick to the face of Barbara, denting the can even further.] [Shayla walk then begins to rummage in the trolley, she pulls out a bottle of aerosol deodorant. She slides into the ring and taps Katrina on the shoulder from behind, Katrina turns and Shayla sprays the aerosol into Katrina’s face, blinding her. Shayla then pulls the trash can off Barbara’s body.] JLT: This is all legal remember! There’s no rules in a hardcore match! Leah: Lady Shayla, that’s funny. [Shayla slides out of the ring and stands next to “Ma”, who smiles at Shayla. Barbara finds her feet and picks up a chair, Katrina finds her feet and Barbara nails her across the head with the chair sending her back down to the canvas. Barbara then slides to the outside of the ring, she looks under the apron and pulls out a table. She slides it into the ring and props it up on the corner.] [Barbara then calls Shayla Walker into the ring and the protégé-mentor begin to set up the table. Meanwhile Katrina crawls over to the fire extinguisher, Barbara and Shayla approach Barbara but Katrina turns around and sprays both women which sends white ‘smoke’ covering the ring. Katrina then turns and sprays Tabitha too, sending her down on the outside.] JLT: Go Katrina! This is basically a handicap match! Leah: Yes, Katrina is really impaired when she wears a leather catsuit and thinks it’s cool. Something is wrong in her mind I think. [Shayla rolls to the outside of the ring coughing, as Katrina picks up the extinguisher and slams it across Barbara’s head. Katrina then drops down to a cover, with the referee scrambling to get in position. He counts.] [1] [2] [Barbara gets her foot on the bottom rope.] JLT: Barbara knows the ring like the back of her head. I bet it’s all instinct. Leah: Yes, dinosaurs are territorial too. [Katrina brings Barbara to her feet, but Barbara nails an eye rake to Katrina. Barbara then picks up the lid of a trashcan and slams it across Katrina’s face, Katrina stumbles backwards as Barbara plants the lid on the ring canvas. She runs to the ropes and leaps off with a “My Fair Lady” springboard RKO, straight onto the lid. She then covers.] [1] [2] [Katrina manages to get her shoulder up.] JLT: How did she do that?! Leah: That green hair must have something in it. [Barbara argues with the referee, as Tabitha hands Barbara her Askai Championship. Barbara waits poised as Katrina slowly finds her feet, when she does Barbara runs at her with the title in hand, Katrina manages to dropkick the title back in Barbara’s face sending her falling backwards, and her head hitting a lid of a trashcan. Katrina slides to the outside of the ring and signals to the fans, she pulls out a ladder from underneath the ring and slides into the ring.] [Shayla Walker and Tabitha then begin to yell at Katrina but Katrina shoves the trolley into them, which connects with Shayla as Tabitha manages to scramble out of the way. Katrina slides into the ring and sets up the ladder in the corner, behind the table.] [Katrina then nails Barbara across the face with some shots and places her across the table. Katrina then begins to climb the ladder from the turnbuckle, she reaches the top and then stands.] JLT: I don’t want to watch! What is she going to do! Leah: I think I know but I don’t want to say! [Katrina then poses before she leaps from the top of the ladder with her 450 Splash “Kat’s Eye” finisher which connects to Barbara, slamming them both through the table. Katrina lies on top of Barbara as both women lie still.] JLT: That was huge! I think they’re both unconscious! [The referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…KATRINA!!! [Shayla Walker and Tabitha climb into the ring, Shayla pulls Katrina off Barbara and tosses her out of the ring. Shayla then helps up Barbara as Katrina lies on the outside of the ring. Tabitha holds the Askai championship as Shayla uses her strength to pull up Barbara.] JLT: What a match! Leah: We need to have hardcore matches more often! [“I’m A Slave 4 U” by Britney Spears hits the PA system, the crowd rises to their feet with boos. Many “Ciara sucks!” signs are thrust into the air as the blonde diva struts out in her ring attire, she smiles at the bad reception and waves to the fans. She has a black duffel bag in her left hand and she struts towards the ring.] [She carefully places her bag on the apron and slides into the ring. She picks up her bag and places it in the centre of the ring, Ciara then smiles to herself as her music dies down and the boos are even more audible. She chuckles at the fans.] Ciara Demillo: Yeah whatever. [Ciara rolls her eyes.] Ciara Demillo: I’m out here tonight because I was cheated! I was screwed! I was screwed out of the title that I deserve, by Mystika and Icenique. One is engaged to a retard and has spent her entire mediocre career defeating jobbers. The other is a woman who has a giant ass and that’s her claim to fame. What bullshit! Ciara Demillo: I am the one who deserves that belt! ME! Not Icenique, not Mystika, not Laura, not anyone but me! I deserve that belt the most in this federation, and that’s why I’ve decided to do something to make damn sure I get it. [Ciara then leans down and unzips the duffel bag, she holds it up to the camera and speaks into the microphone.] Ciara Demillo: In this bag there’s a $100, 000. I’m placing a bounty on Icenique’s head. The first person to bring me Icenique and her Unleashed Championship will receive the money. I’m going to give the person who can deliver that bounty an Unleashed title shot too, because I will be the new champion. Icenique has been a pain in my ass for too long now, and now it’s time for me to finally take her out! [Ciara then puts the bag down and zips it up. She looks into the camera.] Ciara Demillo: So I’m asking all of the divas in the bag and anyone that this applies to them, if they can bring me Icenique and her title, then they’ll get $100, 000 of my very own money! You could retire on that money! [Ciara then shoves the camera and turns back to the crowd, she smiles.] Ciara Demillo: Icenique! You better watch your back because I’ve just placed on hell of a target on it! [Ciara smiles and tosses the microphone at a fan in the front row who luckily manages to catch it. Ciara then grabs her bag and walks backstage with a smile on her face.] JLT: Ciara just put a bounty on Icenique! Leah: I know, I was listening. Icenique better watch her back, you never know who might want to claim it now! JLT: What dirty tactics by Ciara! That’s just awful! Leah: Oh lighten up! [We cut backstage to see Felicity backstage on a treadmill, she is wearing a red track suit and her hair is tied back into a ponytail. She’s running at a fast speed, she uses the back of her hand to wipe the sweat away. She then runs for a few more seconds until she turns the machine off, she hops off and takes a swig from a bottle of water. She looks at Shane Rockford, who sits in his leather chair.] Felicity: That ought to burn off about 20lbs. I’ll have my figure back in no time. Shane Rockford: Don’t over do it. You only had a baby a month ago, you have an excuse for your baby fat. Felicity: Did you see Heidi Klum? She lost all her pregnancy weight in 4 weeks and she is back to her model physique, and I am not having that bitch Krysta write crap about me either. Shane Rockford: She does that anyway. Felicity: You should fire her. Shane Rockford: Well I wouldn’t do that because she said some bad things about you. Come on, you love being the new power couple, you just want people to admire you. Felicity: I can’t wait for Ashley to grow up. I can’t wait for her to take over this company. Shane Rockford: Well, that’s not for a long time. Do you think you’ll return to the ring soon? We could use you on the roster again. Felicity: I will, I just have to get back to my figure and I’m back. I can’t wait to take on a few of the people here, it’s been so long since I’ve been in the ring. Shane Rockford: Well, good. [Felicity then smiles to herself and begins to stretch some more, Shane frowns at her and shakes his head, turning back to the plasma tv in their room.] JLT: It looks like Felicity is working hard to get back into shape. Leah: Let’s hope she doesn’t have a hernia. That would be tragic. JLT: Tragic? Really? Leah: Well tragically funny? -Commercial Break- Rockford State Championship Match Katia v Lilith [Touch By Amerie suddendly blasts throughout the arena, and the crowd can now begin to expect the grand entrance of the elegant, yet evil Katia..Along side her is her manager Livia who's also as evil, Katia now walks out from the back and makes her way towards the ring, But before she reaches there she stops at the stage section and gives the crowd a little twirl of her latest outfit, Although she gets mostly boos out of it.] [Finally with Livia by her side the evil Katia begins to head to the ring waving to the crowd like she's the queen of the world. When both Divas reach the ring, Livia jumps up on Katias' makeup before the match can beginthe apron and holds the middle rope for Katia who enters it ever so graciously, Once inside the ring now Livia begins to check on her.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Rockford State Championship! Introducing first, to be accompanied by Livia; from Alexandria, Egypt; at a weight of 120lbs, the Rockford State Champion...KATIA!!! ["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down, and Lilith rises up from them with her daughter Charmion by her side. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. When she steps into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. Charmion stands on the apron, her body formed in a cross position as she leans against the ropes.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Cherry Falls, Hell; at a weight of 252lbs, to be accompanied by Charmion...LILITH!!! JLT: Katia, the newcomer, has been impressive so far. Let’s see how she does against the beast that is Lilith in this one-on-one match. Leah: Lilith is strong, it looks like she shouldn’t have any trouble physically imposing herself on Katia. JLT: But Katia defeated 3 other women to become the Rockford State Champion. I’m looking forward to this match. DING DING!!! [Katia and Lilith circle each other first. Lilith charges in and shoves Katia in the turnbuckle and tries to drop a big elbow but Katia ducks and slips behind Lilith where she starts raining down chops. Lilith is a little stunned by the initial flurry but soon just stands their to take them.] JLT: Lilith showing her strength now as she just absorbs Katia’s relentless attack. Leah: Lilith has had enough as she begins to manhandle Katia. JLT: Lilith picks Katia up by the throat and slams her down to the mat. [Lilith then grabs Katia’s leg and drags her to the center of the ring and starts dropping elbow on her knee. Katia yells out in pain. Lilith picks Katia up by her hair.] JLT: Katia trying to fight back by punching Lilith in the stomach, but it’s doing little good. Leah: Katia needs to figure something out fast! [Lilith throws Katia toward the ropes. Katia ducks a clothesline then comes back from behind Lilith does a shoulder ram behind Lilith’s knee. Katia quickly gets up and nails a Swinging Neckbomb. Katia is on the ground stunned. Katia grabs Lilith’s arm and gets her in a Fijiwara Armbar.] Leah: Katia finally gaining control of this match. JLT: Katia is impressive, utilizing her speed to take down a stronger Lilith. Leah: Lilith is reaching out toward the rope, she’s a few inches away, but Katia just wrenching that hold tighter. JLT: Lilith is in pain. But will she quit? Leah: I doubt that. Lilith finally grabs hold of the bottom rope. The referee instructing Katia to relinquish the hold. JLT: That looked like it hurt, the damage may be done. [Katia lets go of the hold. Lilith gets to her knees, holding her arm in pain. Lilith gets up, stalking Katia with a look of rage on her face. But Katia is not backing away. Lilith charges and Katia finally back up and puts her head between the ropes. Lilith tries to grab her but the referee telling her to back off.] JLT: Katia now playing games with Lilith which may not be such a good idea. [Lilith reaches out for Katia but Katia ducks under and grabs Lilith from around the waist from behind. Katia tries to get Lilith in a sort of half-nelson but Lilith quickly turns and elbows her in the face. Katia falls back and tries to crawl away, but Lilith reaches and grabs her tights.] JLT: Katia trying to run for her life, but Lilith holding on to her tights. Katia, reaching and scratching for those ropes. Leah: Lilith might rip Katia’s tights clean off! Wouldn’t that be a sight… [Lilith finally pulls Katia close and picks her up by her waist and flings her on her shoulder, then she running power slams her in the opposite side of the ring. Katia holds her back in pain. Lilith then grabs Katia by the head and puts her in the “Garden of Eden”, which is a kneeling triangle choke hold.] JLT: Katia yelling out in pain. Lilith is enjoying this after enduring that Fujiwara armbar earlier in the match. Leah: Katia kicking and screaming and reaching. She doesn’t really know where she’s at in the ring. All she could see is Lilith’s scary face staring down on her. JLT: She’s trying to flip over to reach the ropes. And she budges Lilith a little who’s looks a bit surprised by Katia’s strength. Leah: And it was enough for her to put her leg on the ropes. JLT: The referee counting for Lilith to let go of the hold. [1...2...3...4] JLT: Finally Lilith lets go. [Lilith grabs Katia and picks her up. Katia is still in pain, feeling the after effects of the triangle choke. Lilith puts Katia’s head between her legs and hooks both her arms, then picks her up for a Butterfly Powerbomb.] JLT: Lilith just nailed Katia with the Crimson Essences. Leah: How much damage could Katia endure. Lilith is well known for hurting her opponents bad. JLT: Lilith pins. 1!! 2!!! 3!!! Leah: No, Katia got the shoulder up. She’s showing why she beat out six women to become the Rockford State Champion. [Lilith picks Katia up and does like she’s going to do an Irish Whip, but she short arms it for a clothesline. Katia ducks and slips behind and around Lilith. Lilith then gets confused as to where Katia went to. Katia uses this opportunity to vault herself off the second rope and nail Lilith with a Tornado DDT.] JLT: What an awesome DDT! Katia proving to be a bit too slippery for Lilith. [Lilith gets stunned for only a few seconds as she slowly gets up. Katia sneaks behind her and nails her with a running Bulldog.] JLT: Katia going for the pin. 1!!! 2!!! Leah: Now Lilith kicks out after high impact move. These girls going back and forth. [Katia walks over to the ropes and stuggles to climb them. Meanwhile, Lilith is knocked out cold on the floor.] JLT: Katia running out of stream. She had to reach deep deep down to finally knock Lilith out, and now she may not be able to finish her off. [Katia then poses to the crowd before she climbs to the top rope, she reaches the top and perches, trying to regain her breath. Lilith slowly finds her feet and turns to Katia, Katia leaps from the top rope with her somesault neckbreaker "Chaotic Kittie" blockbuster finisher.] JLT: This is it! That's Katia's finisher! It's over! [Katia then lies on a cover over Lilith. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner and STILL Rockford State Champion...KATIA!!! [Livia steps into the ring with the Rockford belt in her hands, she smiles as she helps Katia up off her slumped position. Katia grabs the belt and raises it into the air.] JLT: Katia defended her belt successfully, in fine fashion too! Leah: Maybe she really IS the best in the company? [Suddenly from behind comes an unknown woman to the back of Katia. Katia falls to the floor with her belt, Livia turns around and is met with a high knee to the face sending her rolling out of the ring. The mystery woman then stands over Katia's back and pulls her neck into a cobra clutch.] JLT: Who is that?! Leah: I don't know! [The woman then locks in the submission and begins to choke out Katia, the referee tries to pull her off. Charmion helps her mother out of the ring as the beast falls stumbles on the outside, the woman continues to choke Katia. Katia then begins to fade and is eventually choked out. The mystery woman then drops Katia and looks around at the crowd, she slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp. Looking back at the ring ocassionally.] [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor running in her high heels with her camera crew following, she smiles back at the camera and catches up with the mystery woman.] Krysta Taylor: Excuse me, but who in the hell are you? Eve: Who am I? I'm the greatest female wrestler in the industry, thats who I am. You can call me EVE. [Krysta stares at Eve and quirks a eyebrow. Eve places her hands on her hips.] Krysta Taylor: Why did you attack... [Eve cuts Krysta off, holding up her hand.] Eve: Why did I attack her? Because I'm sick of it. [Eve snaps her fingers to the side.] Krysta Taylor: Sick of what? Eve: Of everything. Did you know I have been a Divas Unleashed Superstar for over a month now? Krysta Taylor: No....you have been? Eve: Yes, I have been. But I've been conviently held of TV. Its a conspiracy and I'm sick of it. Krysta Taylor: How is it a conspiracy? Eve: Look at my Krysta.. What do you see? Krysta Taylor: Um, a total bitch? [Eve stares at Krysta and frowns.] Eve: You see a threat to the Divas Unleashed locker room. You see, KRYSTA, I'm not your average run of the mill DU superstar. I didn't have to star in porn, or become a stripper to get to this point. I worked hard, payed my due's...and accomplished my life goals to become who I am. And Divas Unleashed isn't ready yet for a working class citizen. Eve: But they better get ready, because as I said before. I'm SICK of it. [Krysta pauses and Eve smiles. Eve reaches back and slaps Krysta as hard as she can. Krysta falls to the side and holds her face.] Eve: Thats a free-bee. Nobody calls me bitch. Tag Team Match Ciara Demillo & Joanie Storm v Mystika & The Unibrow JLT: We’re at the end of the show, and we have a fabulous tag team match coming up. Ciara Demillo and Joanie Storm both team up to take on Mystika and the Unibrow! Leah: I’m so excited! [The referee calls for the bell and Joanie immediately spears Mystika into the mat. Unibrow and Ciara exit the ring as Joanie nails shots to the face, Joanie brings Mystika to her feet and slings her into the corner. Joanie then launches kicks in the middle of Mystika’s body before bringing her out and getting her into a powerbomb position. Joanie hoists Mystika up but Mystika drops down and nails a shot to the face, Mystika then bounces to the ropes and takes Joanie down with a flying clothesline. Mystika stomps on Joanie a couple of more times before bringing her up and launching her into the air with a stalling suplex. Mystika plants her into the mat and then floats over onto a cover.] [1] [Joanie kicks out.] JLT: It’s way too early. Leah: I think she was taking a chance. She’s experienced you know. [Mystika brings Joanie to her feet and knees her in the face. She then executes an Irish whip sending Joanie bouncing to the ropes, Joanie bounces back and Mystika attempts a back body drop but Joanie halts and kicks Mystika in the face making her sink to her knees. Joanie then bounces to the ropes again and executes a neckbreaker taking Mystika to the canvas. Joanie then goes to her corner and tags in Ciara. Joanie brings Mystika to her feet and whips her into Ciara, Ciara nails her with a clothesline sending her back down to the mat.] JLT: Ciara has been really angry lately, I still don’t agree with the bounty business. Leah: Oh lighten up! [Ciara stomps on Mystika with passion. Mystika rises to her feet and bounces to the ropes, Ciara tosses her up into the air attempting to throw her over her head but Mystika counters with a hurricanrana takedown onto Ciara. Ciara rolls to the outside of the ring, as Unibrow giggles. Ciara rolls back in and met by stomps by Mystika, Mystika gets Ciara into a suplex position. She hoists Ciara up into the air but Ciara fights out of it and lands behind Mystika.] [Ciara then executes a German suplex to Mystika sending her over her head, she holds onto her waist lock and both women get to their feet again as Ciara executes another simultaneous German suplex. Ciara then kicks Mystika in her head as she gets up. Ciara then whips Mystika to the ropes and Unibrow tags in as Mystika hits them, unknown to Ciara. Mystika ducks a clothesline attempt by Ciara and Unibrow launches off the top rope with an unconfident body splash which connects Ciara into the canvas.] Leah: She needs to shave! [Unibrow brings Ciara to her feet and nails shots to the face as the dueling divas exchange punches. Unibrow gets the upper hand and kicks Ciara in the mid-section, doubling her over. Unibrow then pulls Ciara in and executes a fireman’s carry. Ciara lands and finds her feet as the Unibrow ducks behind her and pulls her into a schoolboy pin.] [1] [2] [Unibrow rolls out. Both women find their feet and run towards each other, Unibrow whips Ciara sending her bouncing to the ropes but Ciara uses her momentum to nail a spinning heel kick to Unibrow as both women fall to the floor. They lie next to each other on the canvas as Unibrow crawls to her feet, Ciara begins to crawl to her corner and tags in Joanie. Joanie nips through the ropes and comes from behind to Unibrow with a bulldog. Joanie knees Unibrow in the mid-section a couple of the times and executes an German suplex planting Unibrow in the center of the ring. Joanie bounces to the ropes and executes a lionsault. Joanie then hooks the leg. Mystika rushes into the ring and kicks Joanie off the cover before the referee can count.] Leah: Mystika’s taking no chances. JLT: Would you? Leah: Well this isn’t about me Leah, honestly, I know I’m fabulous but let the wrestlers shine! [Mystika goes back to her position as Joanie begins to climb to the top rope, Ciara manages to get up and she rushes over Joanie on the top rope. Ciara grabs her and slams her over her head back into the ring, Ciara then brings Joanie to her feet and whips her into her team corner. Ciara tags in Mystika, and Ciara props her on the top rope. Mystika then clutches Joanie’s neck and leaps off with a tornado DDT move sending Joanie into the canvas.] [Mystika stomps on Joanie a few times, before bending down and standing on Joanie’s chest, and holding both her arms and pulling them upwards and driving her feet down. Joanie is able to counter the move, as she rises to her feet and executes a sleeper hold. Joanie then signals to the crowd before she leaps into the air and lands on her knees, snapping her opponent’s head back. Joanie rises to her feet as Dr. Doomsday looks on from the outside, Joanie then approaches Mystika but Mystika nips up and clothesline her down.] JLT: Mystika had a surge of energy there! Leah: She probably used Tinky Winky for motivation! [Mystika runs towards Ciara, knocking her off the apron and onto the floor on the outside. Ciara then tries to slide into the ring but the referee blocks her. Meanwhile Unibrow quickly gets into the ring, and Mystika gets Joanie in front face lock as both divas execute a double DDT which drives the mentally unstable diva into the canvas. Unibrow exits the ring as Mystika covers, the referee gets in position.] [1] [2] [Joanie gets her shoulder up.] JLT: That was close! Leah: The Unibrow is really untalented! On a side note, that is. JLT: Well, it was still close! [Mystika whips Joanie to the corner. She props her up on the top turnbuckle and stands in front of her. Mystika attempts a top rope face buster but Joanie manages to turn the move into a neckbreaker and drives Mystika into the canvas. Both women lie, and both begin to crawl to their corners, Joanie reaches Ciara first, and Mystika tags in Unibrow. Unibrow runs towards Ciara with an attempted clothesline but Ciara ducks, Ciara then picks up Unibrow onto her shoulders, and spins her off with a sidewalk slam planting her in the canvas.] [Ciara whips Unibrow to the corner. She follows up with a running splash which makes Unibrow drop to her butt, Ciara then signals to the crowd. She then runs towards Unibrow and launches onto her with a bronco buster. Ciara finishes the move and stands in the middle of the ring. Ciara waits for Unibrow to get to her feet, Ciara kicks Unibrow in the stomach and attempts to suplex her but Unibrow blocks the move with elbows to Ciara’s head, and then pulls Ciara down into patented school boy.] [1] [2] Leah: How devastating the school boy is! [Chester McNugget and Dr. Doomsday leap onto the apron in celebration but it’s too soon. Joanie Storm then comes from behind to both men, she pulls them off the apron and slams their heads together as the two fall to the floor on the outside. Joanie then picks up a chair from ringside and slides into the ring, she hands it to Ciara who picks it up. With the referee trying to restrain Mystika from entering the ring, Ciara nails the Unibrow over the head with the chair sending her falling to the canvas. She tosses the chair out of the ring and heads to the top rope, she then leaps off with a frog splash. Ciara then covers and the referee turns and begins to count.] JLT: Ciara with the frog splash! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…CIARA DEMILLO & JOANIE STORM!!! [Ciara then climbs to her feet and smiles, satisfied with herself. Joanie Storm then climbs into the ring and leans down next to the Unibrow, and begins to rapidly nail her in the forehead with shots. Mystika then slides into the ring and dropkicks Joanie from behind sending her out of the ring, Ciara then turns and swings for Mystika with a clothesline but Mystika counters with a superkick “Kiss Of Death” finisher. Ciara lies on the canvas as Mystika stands over her, we see Icenique watching on the stage. She smiles at Mystika, and Mystika exchanges a smile back to her. We fade out on their smiling faces.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Ally, Corey, Eric and Josh for contributing to the show, I hope everyoned enjoyed the show! I hope to have a lot of updates next week so that's something to look forward to! Thanks for reading. -Card Subject to Change-