Friday November 18th 2005
Hasely Crawford Stadium, Port of Spain, Trinidad & Tobago

[We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.] [We pan around the Port of Spain crowd, as they raise their hands high into the sky in excitement and happiness, and cheer as the flagship show comes onto air. The camera pans along the front row, as fans give thumbs up to the camera and some act totally retarded. We then scan the arena, and traditionally pick out the best handiwork from the Caribbean audience. “We <3 Wrestling!”, “Angelique Is No Angel!” and “Lady Shayla and the Tramp Barbara!” are a few of the colourful signs amongst the crowd. We cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.] JLT: Hello everybody! Welcome to another edition of Exile, coming to you live from Trinidad and Tobago in the heart of the Caribbean! We’re in a beautiful country, and I’m JLT, and I’m joined by the equally beautiful Leah! Leah: Ugh! Lesbian! Yes, we’re here in T&T! There’s so little to do, I can’t believe how boring it is. I went to the town centre, all there was these boys playing with a red ball, what’s up with that? JLT: Oh really? I went on a safari around the island and on the sandy coast, it was really beautiful. You should’ve come with me, and no, that’s not a come on. Anyway, we have a fantastic show for you this evening! Leah: Yes, the lesbanator and I will be with you all night and we’ll be taking right to the end of our show, which happens to be a huge match between Mystika and the Stripped Champion and insanely un-sexy the Unibrow! I’m excited for that! JLT: So am I, the two were teaming together last week and it should be interesting to see how they fair against each other. Ciara Demillo and Joanie Storm both collide tonight in our double main event, and they too teamed together! Bounty-hunter Ciara and the mentally-unstable Joanie should be quite the match! Leah: I know, Joanie is bonkers. We also have the Echosiders, Annastrianna and Lacey, taking on the current tag team champions the Body Shop. Heather Burnside and Sexy Amanda have been unstoppable recently, do you think the Echosiders can put an end to that? JLT: It’s certainly possible! We’ve also got a measure of revenge from last week in Jamaica as Katrina goes head to head with Shayla Walker! Last week, Katrina scored a victory over Barbara in a hardcore match but Shayla interfered heavily, the Queen of Pain will looking for some retribution tonight! Leah: Indeed and Barbara teams with Katia this week, the two champions pair up to take on the newcomer Eve and the annoying Laura! That should be an interesting match, as the Rockford and Askai champs pair up. You can smell the arrogance already, and let’s not forget that Katia has dedicated the whole evening to herself! Isn’t that fabulous? JLT: It’s really not. Angelique Vigee-Lebrun takes on Natalie Joyner after the duo fought after their tag team victory last week. Well, I say fought but it was more like a beatdown. Angelique will be with the mysterious Sultan too, both of them are certainly interesting characters! Leah: They’re scary. We also have the return of ditzy blonde Carley Monroe as she takes on the brutal Asian Noriko Lee in singles action, it’s good to see Carley back, I’ve missed having such a dumbass on the roster! JLT: That wasn’t very nice, we also have Bloo and Jinx on Ashley, and they will hopefully telling us why they attacked the Body Shop last week, and much more! Leah: Jamie! You left out the thing about it being a night dedicated to Katia?! I’ll tell everyone, it’s a night dedicated to Katia! JLT: Joy. Standard Match Dame Barbara & Katia v Eve & Laura [Barbara demands she starts off the match and tackles Laura, Barbara nails a suplex and unties the turnbuckle. She tries to whip Laura into the exposed corner but Laura reverses it and nails her "Perfection" finisher, but instead of capatalising she tags in Eve.] [Eve dropkicks Katia off the apron and goes for a cover, but the Dame gets her foot on the ropes. Barbara tags in Katia and Eve manages to lock in her "Evil Intentions" cobra clutch finisher, Livia climbs onto the apron and distracts the referee. Austin Mack climbs into the ring and tries to clothesline Katia but accidently catches Eve, Katia then nails her finisher and pins Eve for the 1, 2, 3.] Winners - Dame Barbara & Katia [Eve rolls out of the ring and staggers on the outside as Katia rises to her feet, she wipes the sweat from her forehead as Livia rolls into the ring and raises her arm. Laura and her cronies make their way up the ramp and to the back, Katia then waits until the ring is empty and continues to celebrate with her Rockford State Championship.] JLT: A victory for Katia and Dame Barbara tonight, the champions prevailed! Leah: She kicked off her evening in fine style! [Katia then snatches a microphone from a stagehand and throws him a dirty look, she smiles at Livia who applauds her. Katia waits for the sounds of “Touch” by Amerie to die down, as she brings the microphone to her lips and speaks over the fan’s booing.] Katia: What did I tell you! The fantabulous one has done it once again! I’m truly an unstoppable force, I really am! I’m unbeatable. What a way to begin tonight’s show. The best wrestler in the roster, me, pinning a woman in dire need of a stylist! What’s better? [Katia smiles to herself.] Katia: It begins tonight perfectly, as tonight’s show is all about your Rockford State Champion. I’m celebrating how fantabulous I really am, people admire me across the world, and tonight I’m going to be giving something back. I’m going to bring some joy into their boring, yawntastic, dull lives! Because that’s what a good person I am. [Katia gives a sympathetic grin to Livia as she nods her head.] Katia: But don’t get too excited because I’m not going to unveil my present just yet. It’s a huge gift to the wrestling world. You’ll have to wait a little longer, but I promise you, the surprise will be well worth the wait! [Katia drops the microphone into the canvas and raises her championship over her head again. She smiles widely, as Livia opens the ropes for her to exit the ring. Katia slowly leaves the ring to a chorus of boos, still parading herself as she departs.] JLT: I wonder what the surprise is? Leah: I know what it is! JLT: What? Leah: It’s tickets for us all to go see Elizabeth Berkley star in the new adaptation of that fabulous classic film Glitter! JLT: Hmm, they actually found an actress worse than Mariah? That’s pretty impressive! [We cut backstage to see Icenique walking down a corridor, she smiles at the referees and various personnel that pass her. She’s wearing her casual attire of jeans and a black top, she smiles as she struts when suddenly she’s hit from behind with a chair. Icenique falls to the floor as Natalie Joyner stands over her, and tries to swing the chair again but Icenique manages to roll out of the way and Natalie slams it into a crate.] [Natalie then swings the chair at Icenique but the champion catches it and kicks the blonde in the mid-section, snatching the chair. Icenique then raises the chair above her head and slams it down over Natalie’s, as Joyner falls to the floor. Icenique then tosses the chair to the side and brushes herself down, adjusting her hair and picking up her fallen championship.] [She then continues to walk into the backstage arena near the stage when suddenly she’s hit from behind with a 2x4 from Eve. It snaps across Iceinque’s back as she falls to the floor, Eve begins to stomp onto Icenique with her foot and tries to grab her Unleashed championship but Icenique clings onto it for dear life.] [Eve is suddenly taken out with a spear from Mystika, who slams Eve into the concrete floor. Mystika then nails a barrage of left and right hands to Eve before bringing her to her feet and tossing her through a nearby table. Eve falls to the floor and lies amongst the wreckage, Mystika helps Icenique up and pulls her to her feet. Chester picks up the Unleashed belt and then gasps as he sees his reflection and stares in amazement.] [We cut back to ringside.] JLT: It looks like Icenique is having a tough time with this bounty. Leah: I know, she better watch out, Leah’s about. JLT: Oh, you plan to claim it? Leah: What? Are you saying a smart, independent black woman can’t hold the Unleashed belt? JLT: No, but I don’t think Destiny’s Child are that interested. Tag Team Match Carley Monroe v Noriko Lee JLT: Well Leah, were about to see the return of the former Asaki Champion, Carley Monroe to the ring as she will face a tough challenge from Noriko Lee. Leah: Don’t you mean, (Says in her best Carley voice) Champy! JLT: Sorry, Former Asaki Champy, Carley Monroe. There, is that better. John Roe: Coming to the ring at this time, hailing from Los Angeles, California. She weights in at 113 pounds and stands 5 feet 4 inches tall and is being accompanied to the ring by Ryoko Kazami, she is...NORIKO LEE!!! “Suck” by Kittie plays as the crowd are on there feet booing the duo. Ryoko leads the way with singapore cane in hand. Noriko rolls into the ring and taunts the crowd some as Ryoko threatens to hit some of the fans with her singapore cane. JLT: I think Ryoko should be band from bringing that singapore cane to the ring, you know she’s going to illegally use it in the match. Leah: It’s not illegal unless you get caught using it. JLT: You’re actually condoning her use of that weapon? Leah: If the shoe fits, wear it! John Roe: Coming to the ring at this time, hailing from Los Angeles, California. She weights in at 110 pounds and stands 5 feet 5 inches tall, she is...CARLEY MONROE!!! Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amidst the smoke with hands on her hips as "Shake Ya Tail Feather" by Nelly begins to play and multicolored strobe lights begins to flash. Carley Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top and very short pink shorts and pink boots. then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Carley wiggles her rear end to the phrase "shake ya tail feathers" then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left. JLT: And we’re underway! Carley charges at her and nails her with repeated right hands. Carley tries to whip Noriko to the opposite corner and Noriko counters and Carley hits the turnbuckle padding hard. Noriko charges after her and Carley gets her boot up. Noriko staggers towards the center of the ring and Carley comes from behind and hits a facebuster. Noriko slowly gets up and Carley nails her with more right hands. She then kicks her in the stomach and takes her down with a hip throw. Carley gets up and drops a knee over the face of Noriko and makes the cover. 1…….2…and Noriko kicks out. Both women get up and Noriko knees Carley in the stomach and then repeatedly drives her knee into Carley’s chest. She then flips her off and clotheslines her down hard. Carley slowly gets up and Noriko kicks her in the stomach and clubs her hard in the back before dropping a forward elbow and rolling her over for the cover, 1...2...and Carley gets her shoulder up. Leah: That’s how it’s done right there. Noriko is just wasting that blonde bimbo Carley. JLT: Both women are using the ground and pound philosophy. They don’t want to let their opponents get up and just want to inflict pain and punishment. Noriko lifts up Carley and hits her with a knife-edged chop. Noriko then whips Carley into the ropes and Carley bounces off the ropes and Noriko back drops her. Carley slowly gets up and Noriko kicks her in the stomach and sets up for a piledriver. Carley, however, trips Noriko up and flips forward into a bridge pin, 1...2...and Noriko kicks out. Both women get up and Carley kicks Noriko in the stomach and hits a snap suplex. Noriko is slow to get up and Carley runs into the ropes and hits a neckbreaker drop. Carley then rolls over and covers her, 1...2...and Noriko gets the shoulder up again. Carley gets up and grabs Noriko. She kicks her in the stomach and attempts a DDT, but Noriko lifts Carley up and throws her forward and right on her chest. Carley slowly gets up and Noriko kicks her in the face. JLT: Neither woman is able to get a clear advantage. They are going back and forth relentlessly here. Noriko grabs Carley and clotheslines her over the top rope to the outside. Noriko quickly exits the ring and grabs Carley. She then drives her face first into the announce table. Carley stumbles around and Noriko then grabs Carley and whips her hard into the steel steps. Carley is down and Noriko grabs her and rolls her into the ring. Noriko then gets up and climbs to the top rope. Carley slowly gets up and Noriko jumps off and hits a double axe handle smash. She then covers Carley and hooks the leg, 1...2...and Carley kicks out. Noriko gets up and grabs Carley. She whips her into the ropes and Carley bounces off the ropes and hits a flying headscissors. Both women get up and Carley hits a jawbreaker and Noriko staggers back into the ropes. Carley gets up and Noriko gets up only for Carley to take her down with a hurricanrana right into a pin, 1...2...and Noriko kicks out. Both women get up and Carley kicks Noriko in the stomach and follows up with a DDT. JLT: Carley spiked Noriko with that DDT. Now, can she take advantage of this! Leah: “Noriko has taken too much out of her. I don’t think she’ll be able to do anything!” The referee starts to count them both down. 1………2………3…..and Carley starts to stir. By four, she’s up, but Noriko is also starting to get to her feet. Carley walks over and nails Noriko with repeated right hands. She then kicks Noriko in the stomach and hits a neckbreaker. Carley then gets up and walks over to the corner. Noriko stumbles to her feet and Carley knocks her down with a missile dropkick. Noriko flies back and Carley crawls over to her for the pin, 1...2...and Noriko gets the shoulder up again. Carley gets up and grabs Noriko. Noriko however rakes Carley in the eyes and then kicks her in the stomach and delivers a devastating piledriver. Leah: Ha! That’s it! That’s got to be it! JLT: My God, what a piledriver. That could’ve broken Carley’s neck. The crowd boos loudly and Noriko gets up and starts to stalk Carley. Carley slowly gets up, but just as she gets to her knees, Noriko grabs her and locks in the Catarrh(Body Scissor/Dragon Sleeper)! Carley tries to reach for the ropes, but Noriko pulls her back. Carley tries to pull forward, but finds that it only increases the pressure. She reaches around for anything, but with no luck. She tries to power out, but Noriko has her weight pushing down on her. She then manages to reach back and rack Noriko’s eyes just strong enough to cause the hold to be broken. Noriko regains herself and goes to reapply the hold, but Carley, out of nowhere, hits a ddt! JLT: A ddt by Carley and both women are down again! Leah: What a match! The referee starts to count again. 1………..2……….3………..4………..and Carley starts to stir..5………….6….and Carley gets up. She then falls on top of Noriko, 1...2...and Noriko gets the shoulder up. Carley slowly gets up and grabs Noriko. She sets up for the Cutdown, but Noriko rolls out of the way and gets up. Carley runs towards Noriko and tries for a clothesline, but Noriko ducks, spins around and hits a back suplex. Noriko gets to her feet and drops a leg over Carley. She then stumbles back up to her feet and lifts Carley up. Noriko grabs Carley and Carley suddenly grabs Noriko and hits an exploder suplex. Carley stumbles to her feet and notices Ryoko on the ring apron. Carley charges at her and ducks as Ryoko tries to take Carley’s head off with the singapore cane. Carley yanks the cane from Ryoko, who’s eyes widen, Carley hauls back and cracks Ryoko across the head with the cane sending her to the floor. Carley turns around and is meet with a boot to the stomach from Noriko, doubling Carley and making her drop the cane. Noriko picks Carley up into a fireman’s carry and swings her around into a side walk slam. JLT: She calls that the scratching post. Leah: Noriko’s just sharping her claws for the kill. Carley pulls herself slowly up with the ropes as Noriko has know armed herself with the singapore cane. The referee is warning Noriko don’t to use the weapon. Carley turns around and Noriko swings away, but Carley moves out of the way, the singapore cane shot hits the ropes and bounces off and comes back and hits Noriko in the face. Noriko drops the cane dazed and Carley quickly goes behind Noriko and hits a inverted ddt. JLT: The Cutdown, The Cutdown!! Leah: Ryoko, get up, get up. Noriko needs your help. Carley drapes one arm over Noriko for the cover, 1...2...3!!! John Roe: Here is your winner...CARLEY MONROE!!! “Shake ya Tail Feathers” begins playing again as Carley gets up and begins to blow kisses to the fans and shakes her money maker for the guys once more. [We cut backstage to see Charmion and Ashley T. Bopper engrossed in British tabloid magazine ‘OK!’. There’s a picture of Christina Aguilera in white dressing and has the caption “Xtina’s Xclusive Photos” on the front. Charmion giggles, Ashley’s eyes widen.] Ashley T. Bopper: Oh my BSB, look at Christina's boobs! Charmion: They look well fake, innit. Ashley T. Bopper: I don’t know why people get implants! I would only get them if Nick asked me to! He’s so dreamy! Would you get implants Char? Charmion: Nah, I heard they explode when you go on the London Eye. [Ashley shakes her head as the duo turn the page. A figure then blocks the camera’s view, and the cameraman pans around the site to Ciara Demillo standing over the two teens with a smile on her face.] Ciara Demillo: Hey girls. Ashley T. Bopper: Hi? Ciara Demillo: I was just wondering if you planned on claiming the bounty on Icenique? Charmion: Well, we didn’t think it was open to us. We’re not wrestlers, we’re just, journalists. I’m a manager, she’s a journalist, I mean, no, yeah. Ciara Demillo: You know a 100, 000 dollars is a lot of money? It’s even more in pounds Ash, if you convert in, then it’s almost 175, 000 pounds. Think what you could do with that money. And you know, seeing as you’re my good friends and all. I’ve managed to some strings and get you both Backstreet Boys tickets if you claim it. [Ashley and Charmion gasp at the same time as Ciara smiles, she pulls out two tickets from her pocket and holds them up. Ashley then drops to her knees and puts her hands together in prayer at the tickets.] Ciara Demillo: See ya. [Ciara puts the tickets back in her pockets and begins to walk away with a smug look on her face, Charmion then begins to fan Ashley as she breathes rapidly with her eyes locked on Ciara. We cut to ringside.] Leah: Ashley must really want those tickets. Do you think they’re her heroin? It looks like she needs her fix! JLT: I think it’s cruel for Ciara to manipulate them, Ashley and Charmion are nice! How are they going to take on a decorated champion like Icenique? That’s just wrong. Leah: For the drugs Jamie, for the drugs! [We cut backstage to see Holly Wentz dressed smartly in a white business suit, next to her stands Katrina dressed in her casual attire, her trademark hair pulled into a ponytail. Holly smiles into the camera.] Holly Wentz: I’m standing by with Katrina, whose going head to head with Lady Shayla Walker later tonight. How are you feeling heading into that match? Katrina: I feel confident that I can beat her. I mean, she's still in high school. I'll show her she has no right being in a ring. Holly Wentz: That’s true, she is only in high school. Last week you took on someone who had left high school behind almost 40 years ago in Dame Barbara and won, how was that? Katrina: Like I was wrestling my grandma. Holly Wentz: Haha, Kristin isn’t by your side tonight, are you still angry at her for costing you the tag titles? Katrina: A little, but she is my friend and my manager. I can forgive and forget. Besides, if I hadn't have lost the tag titles, I wouldn't be in the spot I am now. Holly Wentz: What are your plans for the future? Katrina: I need to lose a few more pounds, then the Dame's title will be mine. Holly Wentz: Okay, thank you for your time. Katrina: Of course Holly. You're much better than that whore Krysta. [Holly giggles and smiles at the camera, Katrina then smiles at her as the two chuckle together.] -Commercial Break- Hardcore Match Angelique Vigee-Lebrun v Natalie Joyner JLT: This up coming match is all about payback. Last week on Exile saw Angelique Vigee-Lebrun and Natalie Joyner successful in their tag team match against the Echosiders, only to see Angelique and the Sultan lay waste to Natalie. Leah: Yeah, Yeah, so Natalie’s all full of piss and vinegar now, big deal. JLT: Sounds like somebody else is to. Leah: Go munch a rug! JLT: Real cute Leah, is that all you got? Anyways, Natalie will have to control her angry and not play into the hands of the supremely disturbed and twisted Angelique Vigee-Lebrun. Well it looks like John Roe is ready to introduce the competitors. John Roe: Coming to the ring at this time, hailing from Bucharest, Romania. She weighted in at 125 pounds and stands at 5 feet and 4 inches tall. She’s being accompanied to the ring by the Sultan of the Far East, she is... ANGELIQUE VIGEE-LEBRUN!!! The lights dim as“Sin” by Nine Inch Nails begins to play throughout the arena as flames erupt from the entrance stage. Lit candles form a large square on the entrance ramp, when Angelique arises from underneath the stage. She stands there for several moments before beginning the decent down to the ring as the fans look on bewildered. Angelique slides underneath the bottom rope into the ring, before climbing to the second rope, leaning forward slightly with an evil grin upon her face. She hopes down and removes her trench coat and hands it down to one of the ringside attendances. JLT: The rumor most be true, that Angelique and the Sultan have parted ways after the recent incident that took place. Leah: Can you blame her? Oh wait, I forgot that you actually like to get smacked around JLT. John Roe: Coming to the ring at this time, hailing from Miami, Florida. She weighted in at 131 pounds and stands 5 feet and 5 inches tall, she is...NATALIE JOYNER!!! “Hope” by ZYD begins playing as Natalie comes running out onto the stage and down the ramp. She sides into the ring to a waiting Angelique, who stomps away on Natalie’s back. Angelique yanks Natalie to her feet by her blonde hair and whips her to the ropes. Natalie comes off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt by Angelique and stops behind her. Angelique turns around and is rocked by several hard right hands by Natalie. Natalie whips Angelique into the ropes and Angelique comes off into a high back body drop. Angelique crashes to the ground and holds her back with one hand and pulls herself up with the ropes with the other. Angelique turns around only to get nailed with a stiff clothesline from Natalie, that sends Angelique up and over the top rope and down to the concrete floor. JLT: Natalie’s on fire! She’s got Angelique flustered and rethinking her decision about attacking her last week. Leah: She’s gotten lucky so far in my books. Angelique will turn it around and then Natalie will be in for a world of hurt. Natalie hops out of the ring and onto the concrete floor below. Natalie bends down and pulls Angelique up, but Angelique thumbs her in the eye. Angelique grabs Natalie by the head and slams her head first into the ring apron. Natalie holding her face is suddenly whipped into the steel guard railing and falls to her knees holding her lower back. Angelique grabs a steel chair from ringside and raises it to smash Natalie with, when the referee snatches the chair from Angelique. Angelique begins to argue with the referee, when Natalie dropkicks Angelique from behind into the ring post. Natalie quickly rolls Angelique into the ring and crawls in herself and makes the cover, 1..2..and Angelique gets the shoulder up. JLT: A near fall for Natalie, she really had Angelique dazed. Natalie pulls Angelique up and delivers a beautiful snap suplex. With Angelique down, Natalie climbs to the top rope and perches herself on the turnbuckle. Angelique staggers to her feet and turns around to a missile dropkick from Natalie Joyner. Natalie gets to her feet all fired up and pulls Angelique up and onto her shoulders and hits a spinning samoan drop. Natalie gets up and points to the top rope again and climbs up to the tope rope to the fans approval. She leaps off the ropes with a flying elbow drop, but Angelique moves out of the way at the last second. JLT: Natalie just crashed and burned big time. Leah: I knew she would sooner or later and sooner won out. Angelique gets to her feet and yanks Natalie up by her hair and tosses her across the ring by her hair. Angelique walks over and pulls Natalie up and lays the bad mouth to her, before kicking her in the gut and dropping her head first with a ddt. Angelique makes the cover, 1..2..and Natalie gets the shoulder up. Angelique unhappy about it, begins to reign down right hands into the face of Natalie. Angelique suddenly stops as she notices the Sultan making his way down to ringside. The Sultan begins to pound on the mat with his right hand as he cheered on Natalie. Angelique flipped the Sultan off, then pulled Natalie to her feet. Angelique lifted her up in a suplex, holding her in the air for several minutes, then dropping down to the mat. Natalie down, Angelique gets up and drops a couple leg drops across Natalie’s throat. Angelique grabs Natalie by the hair and takes her thumb and does the throat slash, signifying the end is here. JLT: The end may be near for Natalie. Leah: What gave it away sherlock? With that gesture, Angelique pulls Natalie to here feet and places a boot to the mid-section and double underhooks Natalie’s arms. JLT: Tragic Bliss! Wait, Natalie has countered it! Leah: What?! Natalie counters the attempted Tragic Bliss into a back body drop, sending Angelique crashing to the mat. Natalie picks Angelique up and hits a side russian leg sweep, much to the satisfaction of the Sultan. Natalie gets up and lays in wait as Angelique struggles to get to her feet. Once up Natalie connects with the sudden stop, a diamond cutter like on Angelique who lays face down and motionless. All of a sudden a blonde haired woman comes racing down the rampway and to ringside and hops up onto the ring apron, distracting the referee. Leah: Who the hell is that? And do we even have security here? JLT: That’s that Belle girl. Leah: Oh yeah, the one that got pimp slapped by the Sultan. I didn’t recognize her without the bloody mouth. While Belle has the referee distracted, the Sultan reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. Natalie goes off and hits Belle with a stiff right hand, knocking her off the apron. With nobody watching and Angelique now standing, but staggering, the Sultan tosses Angelique the brass knuckles. JLT: Wait a minute! I thought Angelique and the Sultan were at odds with each other? Leah: Well they obviously made up. JLT: More like never at odds at all. This whole thing was just a set-up to make Natalie think she had a actually one-on-one with Natalie, when it’s actually three-on-one. Angelique has her right hand loaded with the brass knuckles. The referee is telling Belle to leave the ringside area as Natalie turns around and walks into a looping brass knuckle right hook. Leah: Goodnight Irene! Natalie falls straight back onto the mat, out cold as Angelique tosses the brass knuckles back to the Sultan on the outside. The referee turns around back to the action. Angelique pulls the limp body of Natalie up and bends her down and hooks both of her arms in a underhook. Angelique lifts Natalie up and spins 90 degrees before pushing her Natalie forward while still holding her arms and sits down, dropping Natalie face first into the mat. Leah: Tragic Bliss! Angelique rolls Natalie over and makes the cover, 1...2...3!!! John Roe: Here is your winner...ANGELIQUE VIGEE-LEBRUN!!! JLT: This was a crime, a travesty of justice if you will. Leah: Oh would you please quit you’re whining. Like most blondes, Natalie was simple out smarted. [Dame Barbara Windsor knocks on the door and waits for a few seconds, looking around and polishing her Askai Championship.] Shayla Walker: Come in! [Barbara walks in to see Shayla hiding in the shower area. Shayla's still chnaging into her attire. Though she can't really been seen.] Dame Barbara: Wasn’t that a fabulous victory? Me and Katia destroyed them, it was all down to me. I let her get the pin though. Wait, you're still getting ready? Your match is coming up soon! Shayla Walker: Well you could've gave me my new attire before I got into my old one. Why did you want me to wear this anyway? Dame Barbara: You're an upcoming legend. I thought you would want to wrestle in style. Shayla Walker: Good enough. Okay I'm done. [Shayla walks out in her new attire. Barbara looks impressed with the metallic blue and black her protege has on. Shayla's new attire is a metallic blue and black sports bra with 'Shayla' in gold on the front, Blue metallic pants with a metallic black strip on each side and black wrestling boots with blue on the sides.] Shayla Walker: Well I'm ready to kick Katrina's sorry ass. Tonight will be my first victory under your wing. Dame Barbara: Don't get too over confident dear. She can still beat you. Shayla Walker: She's a wuss. I'll beat her with no problem. [Barbara and Shayla leave the dressing room. Scene fades.] [We cut backstage to see a mysterious woman knocking on Shane Rockford’s office. She has an Arabic headscarf which has a white and blue pattern, and her eyes are only visable. She’s wearing a long white robe, with various lumps in it which make her body shape look odd. Felicity opens the door and raises her eyebrows. The woman slowly walks in, moving her feet slowly as Felicity frowns. Shane stands.] Shane Rockford: Hi, you must be the new employee. [The woman nods.] Shane Rockford: I’m Shane Rockford, this is Felicity. They didn’t tell me what your name was though? [The woman looks around and speaks in a Spanish sounding accent.] Woman: Umm, it’s, Pena. Felicity: Pena? Just Pena on it’s own? Woman: Ehh, no, it Pena Colada. [Felicity frowns and rolls her eyes, going back to working out as Shane laughs politely.] Pena Colada: I come to this country to be big success! Shane Rockford: Well, we’re happy to have you. Pena Colada: Si. Shane Rockford: I thought you they said you were from Saudi Arabia is that right? Why did you decide to come here? Pena Colada: Well, eh, my husband, he lost both hands in tragic paperclip accident and he lost job and he, uhh, he fired for using L’Oreal shampoo. He was not worth it. Shane Rockford: How bizarre, anyway, I think as you’re quite a mysterious woman, why don’t we put you on Ashley next week? That way the fans can get to know you before your wrestling debut? Pena Colada: Oh, oh, si, si! Yes, I mean, si! It bring me great love that you put me on show. Si. Shane Rockford: Well, it was nice meeting you. [The woman turns and leaves the room and struggles to open the door, Felicity sighs and drops her weights, yanking the door open for the woman and frowning as she leaves. She closes it and looks at Shane, who shrugs with a smile.] JLT: Pena Colada? That’s quite a name. Leah: Yes, it’s certainly ironic with all these alcoholic beverages somehow end up in DU. Quite ironic. Standard Match Katrina v Shayla Walker [Shayla comes to the ring armed with Barbara, Shayla gets an early advantage by using her speed as a weapon and Barbara shouts advice at her, Shayla rakes Katrina's eye and tries to pin her with both feet on the ropes, but the referee notices and kicks them off.] [Katrina manages to swing the momentum and nails a DDT to Shayla from the top rope, Katrina then nails a mule kick and heads up top for her 450 splash finisher but Shayla rolls out of the way, Shayla locks in her new Indian death lock finisher and Katrina taps out. Barbara and Shayla then stomp on Katrina after the match.] Winner - Shayla Walker [We cut backstage to see Katrina storming backstage, we follow her as she shoves the door open and walks into Shane Rockford’s presidential office. She slams her hands down onto his desk, still sweaty from her match and dressed in her ring attire. She shouts.] Katrina: Shane! Give me a shot that British bitch! Give me a shot! Shane Rockford: You know I’d love to, but you’re over the weight limit Katrina. You’re not a cruiserweight, you need to be 130lbs and under, and you’re not. Sorry. [Felicity smiles and walks over to Katrina and taps her on the shoulder.] Felicity: Why don’t you lose some weight? I lost 20lbs on my new work out regime in two weeks. You should try it. I mean, I think I should get some medal for losing so much weight. [Katrina rolls her eyes as Felicity smiles, she turns back to Shane, raising her voice again.] Katrina: That’s bullshit! Barbara is so over the limit! Yet she’s the champion? Come on. I’m not over the limit, I lost 5 pounds this week, I qualify! Give me the shot! [Felicity then has an idea and picks up scales in her little “gym” in the corner of the office, she shoves them into Katrina and speaks flatly.] Felicity: Prove it. Katrina: Fine. [Katrina places the scales on the floor and steps on them, giving Shane a triumphant look and smiling at herself. Felicity then laughs.] Felicity: Ha! You’re 137lbs! Katrina: What?! I have not put on 2 pounds! [Katrina looks at the scales and frowns, and shakes her head. She steps off and kicks them into Felicity’s legs, she turns to Shane who gives her a shrug.] Shane Rockford: I tell you what, you and Barbara have a weigh-in next week. That gives you 7 days to lose 7 pounds, can you lose a pound a day? Katrina: I can. Those scales lie. I’m not 137lbs, I’ll prove it next week, but you better prepared to strip Barbara if she’s over the limit! Stupid bitch. [Katrina then turns and leaves the office, she slams the door behind her as Felicity takes a bite from an apple and giggles. Shane looks at her and smiles.] ["Love at First Sight" by Australian songstress Kylie Minogue hits the PA system as Ashley skips out with a smile on her face, she waves to the fans and runs down the aisle, slapping the fans hands and leaps into the ring.] Ashley T. Bopper: Hey everyone! On my show tonight we have Bloo, Jinx and Trixie! Come on down! ["Last Night On Earth" by Powerman 5000 hits the PA system as "BJ" and Trixie walk out backstage, Trixie leads them down the aisle in a triangle formation.] [Suddenly from behind comes Sexy Amanda with a chair to Bloo's back, Jinx turns around and Amanda nails her across the head. Heather Burnside then climbs from the crowd and leaps behind Trixie, pushing her into the ring post and stomping on her. Amanda contiously nails Bloo in the mid-section with the chair, and the Body Shop leave the ring with a smile on their face.] Ashley T. Bopper: Tune in next week when I hope people don't brawl on my show! [Ashley sighs as the beatdown continues, Amanda and Heather trash talk to the fallen trio and hold their titles up high.] JLT: The Body Shop are pathetic. Tag Team Match Annastrianna Krueger & Lacey Ryden (The Echosiders) v Heather Burnside & Sexy Amanda (The Body Shop) [Annastrianna and Heather start off in the ring, with Annastrianna getting the advantage and nailing a flying lariat to ground Heather, Annastrianna tags in her partner, and the two double team nailing a double powerbomb. Lacey covers but Amanda breaks up the count.] [After dominating for most of the match, the Echosiders are hit with a double enzuguri from Heather and then she leaps for a tag, tagging in Amanda. Amanda clotheslines both women down and begins to dominate, but when she bounces to the ropes, Muhamad Krueger grabs her legs and Amanda turns around to kick him. Lacey pulls Amanda into a roll up pin for the victory.] Winners - The Echosiders [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor smiling widely, with her breasts up to her neck and dressed in a slutty outfit. Next to her stands Mystika, in her ring attire, and Chester McNugget with a smile on his face. Mystika winks at him.] Krysta Taylor: I’m standing here with Mystika, and, that. Mystika is taking on the Stripped Champion the Unibrow tonight in singles action, how do you feel about that? Mystika: Confident, Krysta. I've got TWO eyebrows and a hell of a better wrestling history than that wannabe diva. Krysta Taylor: I’m buying her a shaving kit for Christmas, you need to help out the needy. You have Dr. Doomsday and Chester at ringside, do you think you’ll be distracted by them? I mean, they’re both pretty mentally challenged. They could cost you the match? Mystika: Don't worry Krysta. Chester may be mentally challenged but if that bizzaro magician tries anything funny, he'll be getting a knucklesandwich. Krysta Taylor: Speaking of trying things, Icenique has had a tough time tonight with the bounty and random attacks, are you going to help her out and protect her? Do you think you’re a target, you’re both friends, maybe people would take you out to get to her? Mystika: Listen, Icenique is in no trouble. I've got her back. We've both dodged more danger in our lives than a Steven Segal movie. We'll be fine. No one cuts my baby's momma without cutting me, too. And you won't like me if I'm cut. ...Or something. Krysta Taylor: You renounced your title a fair few weeks ago now, do you have any regrets? Mystika: None. I'm moving on up to a new level in my career. It'll be good Krysta Taylor: Okay, well good luck tonight. You know how devastating that schoolboy is, so beware! Mystika: Thanks, Krysta. But you may be talking to the Unibrow from a hospital bed in the coming weeks. [Krysta smiles as Mystika looks into the camera meaning her threat, Krysta then gives a dirty look to Chester and begins to walk away from the couple.] [“Touch” by Amerie hits the PA system as Katia walks out in a glamourous golden evening gown, she has a microphone in her hand and she twirls on the stage, her diamonds shimmering in the light. She smiles as she walks down to the ring, Livia at her side and waves her hands to the person backstage. A team of four officials wheel out a mysterious object with a white sheet covering it, Katia glances behind and smiles as she heads to the ring.] [She climbs into the ring and blows a kiss to the fans, as the men position the mysterious object in front of the steel steps, Livia smiles and climbs into the ring, joining her client. Katia brings the microphone to her lips and hands her championship to Livia.] Katia: I’m back, hasn’t this been a wonderful celebration tonight? Well, it’s only just begun. This is the moment that I give the wrestling world my present, the present that shall revolutionize wrestling forever! Are you ready? [The crowd boos, and Katia nods to Livia. Livia exits the ring and climbs down the steps, she picks up a rope attached to the white sheeting covering the object and waits, turning her head to Katia.] Katia: Livia, unveil my present! [Livia pulls the rope off to reveal a 8 foot golden statue of the one and only Katia. It has her face engraved, with the fine details having her smile and cheekbones exactly like the champion. She holds the Rockford Championship close to her chest, and has her other hand raised in a wave. The statue looks similar to the Statue of Liberty, and the statue is wearing an evening gown, with her two bare feet sticking out under her dress in high heeled shoes. There’s a plague underneath the statue, as it sticks on a square base, which says “Katia Beruit” and underneath “The Best Wrestler In History”.] JLT: A statue?! Leah: YAY! [We cut to the real Katia in the ring, who smiles as the fans boo and look on at shock with her present.] Katia: What a wonderful present! [Suddenly fireworks go off on the stage and white and purple confetti begins to fall from the ceiling and Katia twirls in the ring. Golden balloons begin to fall into the arena as the sounds of “Touch” by Amerie fill the arena. Livia applauds from outside of the ring.] [Suddenly the lights drop to darkness and quirky sounds begin to fill the arena with the music being cut. Katia speaks into the microphone and various cameras flash in the audience.] Katia: Hey! Did someone forget to pay the lighting bill! You can't see my fantabulous statue in the dark! [A giggle circles around the arena, and on the video wall we see the shot of a darkly lid pair of eyes. A montage is put together, with the eyes blinking randomly and looking into different directions. Suddenly the lights resume and Katia looks scared in the ring, she shakes her head and fake smiles.] Katia: She needs to get some eyeshadow on those lids! Anyways, enjoy my present! I'm, I'm leaving! [Katia rolls out of the ring, clearly spooked and grabs Livia's hand, yanking her away as they quickly run up the apron as Katia's music plays once again.] JLT: What was that darkness? Leah: Eh, it's Trinidad and Tobago, they're probably too poor to afford lighting. [We cut backstage into the parking lot to see Laura climbing into a limousine, with Kendra Wecker and Austin Mack helping her. Kendra hands Laura one of her clutches as they continiously looking around suspiciously. Austin and Kendra then close the door and give the thumbs up to Laura and begin to run away, hiding behind a truck.] [A few moments later, Icenique emerges from the arena with her belt on her shoulder and the smartly-dressed driver carrying her bags. She opens the back of the limo and places her bags inside, and smiles to the driver. The driver climbs into the front of the limo and starts the engine, Icenique climbs into the back and the limo begins to pull away.] [It drives for a few seconds before it comes to a screeching halt, the back door opens and Laura is shoved out, landing on the concrete floor. Kendra’s crutch is then throw on top of her, as Icenique slams the door shut and the limousine begins to pull away again.] [Kendra and Austin run over to Laura and tend to her, Kendra helps Laura to her feet as Laura swears after the car. We cut to back to ringside.] JLT: Another failed bounty attempt? Leah: This is just like Grand Theft Auto! JLT: It is? Leah: Yes, throwing people out of cars when you stop. Too bad Icenique didn’t pick up a prostitute, you know if you drive to a dark place and stop the car, the car starts to move? JLT: I didn’t really want to know that. Standard Match Ciara Demillo v Joanie Storm [Ciara Demillo and Joanie tangle with Joanie getting the advantage first, Joanie attempts her "Thundershock" move but Ciara blocks it and nails a kick to the face. Ciara nails a DDT and a fisherman's suplex, attempting to cover but Ciara kicks out.] [Joanie Storm manages to counter Ciara's unprettier-style finisher and tosses Ciara to the outside of the ring, Joanie leaps out with a plancha and rams Ciara's head into the steps. Joanie then attempts to apply a dragon sleeper but Ciara reverses it into her "Dreams Dont Come True" finisher for the victory.] Winner - Ciara Demillo Standard Match Mystika v The Unibrow [Mystika and The Unibrow tie up and Mystika gets the advantage, she nails a whisper in the wind move to ground the Unibrow and attempts a cover, but the Unibrow gets her shoulder up. The Unibrow nails a few shots to the face and bounces to the ropes with a clothesline, Mystika ducks and the Unibrow pulls Mystika down into a school boy, but Mystika kicks out.] [On the outside of the ring, Dr. Doomsday and Chester engage in a fight, with Chester dodging as Doomsday attempts a plancha, Mystika then tells Chester to stand on the other side of the ring, the Unibrow is able to land the "UNI-slam" for a victory. After the match is finished, Joanie Storm hits the ring and beats down the Unibrow.] Winner - The Unibrow Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Corey for his matches on tonight's show, and thanks to Ally, Margaret, Tim for contributing to the show in interviews and segments, I hope everyoned enjoyed the show and more importantly, the Caribbean! Thanks for reading. -Card Subject to Change-