Friday November 25th 2005
Croke Park, Dublin, Ireland

[We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.] [We cut into the Ireland arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up signs. They leap up and down excitedly as the new show begins, and their big chance to appear on national television has arrived. They thrust their signs into the air, trying their hardest to get them onto the camera. The director picks out the best, “I Hate Signs”, “Babs Is Fabs” and “The Unibrow should use Gilette!” are just a select few. We pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside, Leah has a pint of Guinness in front of her and a green hat on.] JLT: Hello everyone and welcome to Exile! We’re coming to you live from Dublin in the fabulous country of Ireland! The Irish spirit is running high and I’m so excited to be here, I’m JLT, and as usual I’m joined by my friend Leah! Leah: Yes, Dublin is wonderful! Have you seen the amount of alcohol that’s randomly thrown at you in streets? And how everyone riverdances to work? JLT: Right? Anyway! We have a huge show lined up for you tonight, we have Mystika and Ciara Demillo clashing in the main event in what looks to be an awesome bout! Ciara has been hell-bent on this bounty business and Mystika looks to be preventing the bounty from being claimed, so Ciara hopes to take a measure of revenge tonight! Leah: Carley Monroe teams with Katrina to take on Dame Barbara and her protégé Shayla Walker in tag action. Carley Monroe used to train Shayla until she was sidelined with injury and Katrina has been gunning for Barbara for several weeks now. I’m excited for that match, you have to say Katrina has a disadvantage with Carley’s pouting! JLT: Indeed. Angelique Vigee-Lebrun appeared to spook Katia last week, or so Katia believes. Katia hopes to get a measure of revenge, and let’s not forget her statue is standing tall at ringside still. Angelique has been quite sadistic in recent weeks so I think she’ll be an easy match for the Rockford champion! Leah: That statue is blinding too. The Echosiders have been on a roll recently, and this week they hope to gain another victory over the well-storied Laura and the Stripped Champion The Unibrow. The Unibrow is the master of the schoolboy, and once in a while, she manages a piledriver! How about that! JLT: Trixie makes her in-ring debut as she teams with her lover Bloo and her sister Jinx to take on the current tag team champions the Body Shop. Heather and Amanda assaulted “BJ” last week when they were appearing on Ashley, but that was in reliation to when Bloo and Jinx assaulted the Body Shop on Ashley! Leah: No wonder Ashley’s show is in turmoil! We also have the debut of Aphrodite as she takes on young bullet Eve in singles action, that should be a pretty exciting match up! Aphrodite is French, so I already hate her! JLT: I think that’s racism. Anyhoo, we have the very mysterious “Pena Colada” on Ashley, Katrina and Barbara have a weigh-in and we’re in Ireland! What a show we have! Leah: I’m so excited, I might be a little drunk actually! JLT: Already? The show hasn’t even started, and you have a pint in front of you! Leah: Eh, it’s Ireland, what can I say? Debutants Match Aphrodite v Eve JLT: Well we’re about to see the in ring debut of Aphrodite, as she will face the mysterious, but dangerous Eve. Leah: Eve’s already tried to take out Katia and Icenique, but she hasn’t fared to well in the ring as of yet. Aphrodite best not take her lightly going into her first match though, she may end up being fresh meat for the grinder. JLT: That’s true, but Aphrodite has that unknown factor in her favor, as Eve has never seen her in the ring yet, but Aphrodite has seen Eve in the ring. John Roe: Coming to the ring at this time, hailing from Paris, France. She weights in at 125 pounds and stands 5 feet 11 inches tall and is being accompanied to the ring by Ruby, she is...APHRODITE!!! [As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, Don't Cha' By the Pussycat dolls plays on as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience before her opponent makes her way] Leah: Great! Another dumb blonde, just what we needed. JLT: Leah! Leah: Oh come off it, you know it and I know it. She’s another dumb blonde, not as dumb as Carley, but still dumb. John Roe: Coming to the ring at this time, hailing from Moab, Utah. She weights in at 130 pounds and stands 5 feet 10 inches tall, she is...EVE!!! [“You turn the screws” by Cake plays as Eve walks out onto the stage as the crowd boos. She looks on with disgust as she makes her way down to the ring and rolls into the ring.] JLT: Look at the sour puss on Eve. Leah: I always knew you were a lesbian! But for future references, nobody wants to know how sour her puss is, that’s just Eww! JLT: WHAT! That’s not what I meant. Leah: Ah save it! You got caught, so just admit it, you’re lesbian. JLT: The match is starting, let’s go to the ring. [The ref calls for the bell and the two competitors soon begin to circle each other, they circle in the ring for a few minutes then Aphrodite grapples Eve as they are grappling Aphrodite begins to whisper into Eve's ear, Eve then pushes Aphrodite and follows with a clothesline. Eve then picks Aphrodite up and Irish whips her into the turnbuckle, Aphrodite bounces forward from the impact holding her lower back. Eve walks towards Aphrodite and mounts the turnbuckle and begins to punch her in the face, when Aphrodite grabs Eve's throat and falls backward slamming her face first into the turnbuckle.] JLT: JESUS...THAT’S GOTTA HURT! Leah: Duh, it certainly wouldn't tickle. [The ref grabs Aphrodite and begins to argue with her, while they argue Eve grabs Aphrodite by the feet and pulls her to the mat. Eve picks Aphrodite up, but Aphrodite responds by punching Eve in the mid-section then bounces off the ropes. Eve ducks and Aphrodite jumps over her, bouncing off the ropes again and dropkicks Eve in the chest sending her backwards into the ropes. Aphrodite then runs towards Eve and knocks her to the mat then jumps off the ropes with a lionsault. Aphrodite covers, 1...2..Kickout. Aphrodite slowly stands up and punches Eve in the head then locks in an ankle lock.] JLT: This is it ladies and gentlemen Eve is going to tap, Aphrodite has scraped a victory together. Leah: Doubt it, Eve is a monster. She is hiding her true potential. [With the ankle lock still locked in Aphrodite is screaming at Eve to give up whereas Eve carries on trying to reach the ropes. Eve begins to shout as she starts to wiggle and Aphrodite finds it harder to hold on. Eve then gets free and Aphrodite backs off as Eve points at her shouting its over. Aphrodite goes to hit Eve but its blocked. Aphrodite tries again but Eve blocks again then Eve boots Aphrodite in the face sending Aphrodite flying to the other side of the ring. Eve picks Aphrodite up and irish whips her then runs towards her unleashing a fierce Spear. She then picks Aphrodite up again and throws her into the turnbuckle. Eve slowly walks towards her and grabs her by the head and starts to drive her head into the top of the turnbuckle. The crowd starts the count, 1..2..3..4 Eve stops as Aphrodite hits the floor in a heap.] JLT: Aphrodite looks in pretty bad shape. Leah: Duh! JLT: Shut it fool. [As Aphrodite begins to show some movement Eve starts to pick her up. Aphrodite tries to defend herself by punching Eve but Eve knees Aphrodite in the face but keeps her standing. Eve then goes to DDT Aphrodite but Aphrodite reverses it into a sidewalk slam. Eve begins to scream holding her back as Aphrodite stumbles towards the turnbuckle holding her head. She climbs the turnbuckle and hits a Frog Splash with the cover 1...2...Eve gets the arm up. Aphrodite is furious and begins to punch the mat. She stands up and taunts to the crowd. Aphrodite then picks Eve up and drops her with the Beautiful DDT (Snap DDT). Eve is wobble as Aphrodite grabs her by the hair pulls her to her feet. Aphrodite being to lay in some hard knife edge chops that echo through out the arena. Aphrodite backs Eve into a turnbuckle and whips her out of it and into the opposite turnbuckle were Eve hits hard. Aphrodite follows in and connects with a stiff clothesline and then hooks Eve’s head and hits the Goddess of Love (Casadora Bulldog). Eve is face down on the mat as Aphrodite is back on her feet motioning for Eve to get up. Eve begins to move and slowly gets to her feet and is met with a stiff Aphrodite Kick (Chick Kick) to the face that sends her to the mat sprawled out on her back.] JLT: What an Aphrodite Kick! Leah: Yeah, but I seriously doubt Eve loved it. [Aphrodite drops to a cover, hooking the legs as the referee gets in position to count.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…APHRODITE!!! [Aphrodite rises over Eve’s body with a smile on her face, she begins to pose to the crowd and rolls out of the ring and heads backstage. “Don’t Cha” fills the arena once again as the debuting diva looks back at the broken Eve with a smile.] JLT: What a kickstart that was to Aphrodite’s career! Leah: She has the word Afro in her name, that’s not cool! [We cut backstage to see the Echosiders returning from their match, Muhamed Krueger hugs his wife and congratulates her. Lacey Ryden wipes the sweat from her forehead and grabs a bottle of water handed to her by an official as they make their way down from the entrance ramp.] [We see Katia standing there with a smile, she’s wearing a yellow evening gown with her hair perfectly straight. She has her Rockford State Championship over her shoulder and a smile on her face, she walks up to the Echosiders and steps in their path with a smile. The trio stop and look at her.] Katia: Hi, I’m Katia! [The Echosiders continue their gaze, Katia smiles widely.] Katia: Okay, I was expecting applause there but whatever. You’re the Echosiders aren’t you? [Annastrianna and Muhamed look at Lacey, who smiles and nods.] Lacey Ryden: Yes, I’m Lacey and this is my partner Anna and her husband Muhamed. What’s up? Katia: Oh nothing, I was just noticing how fantabulous you were out there in the ring and your miniskirts are just adorable! Annastrianna Krueger: Thanks. Katia: You are welcome, that’s a huge compliment coming from me since I’m such a fashion icon. Anyways, I was just thinking that you two are quite an impressive team, and how would you like to run some little errands for your fabulous Rockford champion? [Katia smiles as the Echosiders glance at each other, Lacey shrugs.] Lacey Ryden: What errands would they be? Katia: I’m sure you all saw my statue unveiling last week, it's going to bring you luck tonight. Someone happened to spoil my celebration, a woman called Angelique, a woman in dire need of tanning oil, do you think you could take her out for me? Lacey Ryden: I don’t know, she’s pretty freaky. I don’t know if I want to get involved with her, I mean what’s in it for us? [Katia looks over her shoulders.] Katia: Livia… [Livia hands Katia two small black boxes. Katia opens them to reveal two diamond necklaces, she has a smile on her face. Annastrianna raises her eyebrows and reaches out to touch them but Katia snaps them shut, almost catching her fingers.] Katia: Two of them. One each. If you do this for me, attack Angelique after her match with me tonight and you can get these necklaces! That sounds like a fair deal doesn’t it, a fabulous one! Anyways, I have business to attend to. As you can see I have fans waiting! [Katia points to another location, the camera cuts to see a homeless person holding up a sign saying “KATIA!” on it in capital letters, he shivers and looks frail. Katia turns back to the Echosiders and smiles, flipping her hair.] Katia: See ya. [Katia walks over to the homeless man and stands next to him with a smile, as Livia, Katia and the homeless man, without teeth, all smile at the Echosiders. The Echosiders shrug and walk off in the opposite direction. After the tag team have disappeared, Katia pulls a bottle of gin from her bag and hands it to the homeless man. He tries to grab her hand to say thanks but Katia yanks it away, grossed out.] Katia: Don’t touch me! [Katia then walks off with Livia, giving a dirty look back to the homeless man and holding up her Rockford State championship, admiring herself.] [We see Icenique walking backstage with a smile on her face, she has the Unleashed Championship resting on her shoulder. She stops at a mirror and begins to adjust her hair, and glances at her championship. A grin falls on her face.] [Suddenly Icenique ducks as a chair strikes the mirror, causing it to shatter in hundreds of glass shards. Icenique turns and rolls out of the way from another chair shot, as the camera pans to reveal it’s Laura who is the prepentrator of this assault. Icenique puts two feet up to block the chair, Laura stumbles backwards as Icenique finds her feet.] [Icenique nails a few shots to the face of Laura and kicks her into a wall. Austin Mack comes from behind, grabbing Icenique’s hair. Icenique struggles before she low blows Austin with her leg, he falls backwards holding his crotch.] [Icenique then catches a shot from Kendra Wecker with her crutch, she yanks the crutch away from Kendra. She strikes Kendra across the face, sending her to the floor. Icenique then picks up her Unleashed Championships towards a door, she turns back and smiles at Laura.] [Laura runs at her attempting a spear but Icenique opens the door as Laura falls through and down a flight of stairs, with her head slamming into the concrete fall at the bottom. Icenique giggles as Laura lies motionless on the floor, she pats the Unleashed belt on her shoulder and confidently walks away.] Standard Match Angelique Vigee-Lebrun v Katia JLT: We have Angelique Vigee-Lebrun clashing with Katia next in an exciting encounter, this all stems from last weeks show where Katia was spooked at her statue unveiling! Leah: She thought it was Angelique who did it, but I think it was something else. I was sitting here all the time, it was pretty scary. Anyway, Katia requested this match but the champion could have shot herself in the foot as Angelique certainly has the capability to defeat her! JLT: Indeed she does! Leah: Stop agreeing with everything I say, think for youself! [The lights dim as“Sin” by Nine Inch Nails begins to play throughout the arena as flames erupt from the entrance stage. Lit candles form a large square on the entrance ramp, when Angelique and the Sultan of the Far East arise from underneath the stage. The Unholy Alliance stand there for several moments before beginning the decent down to the ring as the fans look on bewildered. Angelique slides underneath the bottom rope into the ring as The Sultan makes his way to her corner. Angelique climbs to the second rope, leaning forward slightly with an evil grin upon her face. She hopes down and removes her trench coat and hands it down to the Sultan.] John Roe: The following contest is a standard match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Bucharest, Romania; at a weight of 125lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by the Sultan of the Far East...ANGELIQUE VIGEE-LEBRUN!!! [“Touch” by Amerie suddenly blasts throughout the arena, and the crowd can now begin to expect the grand entrance of the elegant, yet evil Katia..Along side her is her manager Livia who's also as evil, Katia now walks out from the back and makes her way towards the ring, But before she reaches there she stops at the stage section and gives the crowd a little twirl of her latest outfit, Although she gets mostly boos out of it. Finally with Livia by her side the evil Katia begins to head to the ring waving to the crowd like she's the queen of the world. When both Divas reach the ring, Livia jumps up on Katias' makeup before the match can begin the apron and holds the middle rope for Katia who enters it ever so graciously, Once inside the ring now Livia begins to check on her ] John Roe: Her opponent; from Alexandria, Egypt; at a weight of 120lbs, to be accompanied by Livia, the Rockford State Champion...KATIA!!! [Katia walks around the ring with a smile on her face, she blows kisses to the fans and shoots dirty looks to Angelique. After several moments of posing, Angelique has had enough and the gothic diva decides to hit a European Uppercut to champion taking her down to the mat with a shocked look on her face as the camera focuses in on her wide eyed shock until Angelique’s foot comes into view stomping away on the head of Katia.] JLT: Angelique is keen to start this match! [Katia is picked up by Angelique and taken down to the mat in a front face drop from a piledriver position. Angelique then looks at the Sultan who nods to her as Katia slowly gets back up to her feet, Angelique raises her arms above her head as she gets ready for a move as Katia rises fully to her feet. Angelique runs towards her and nails a harsh knee to the face, Angelique pulls the champion into an inverted DDT position. She quickly spins to a side, wrenching Katia’s neck and driving them face first into the mat. Livia looks on concerned as the Sultan gives a satisfactory smile.] JLT: Angelique is taking no mercy on her opponent! Leah: She doesn’t look like a woman of compassion. [Angelique takes this moment to signal to the crowd, she pulls Katia over her shoulders in a fireman’s carry position and climbs onto the second turnbuckle ready to execute the “Shattered Faith” by Katia manages to roll and counters the move into a hurricanrana from the top rope. Angelique slams into the mat as Katia quickly finds her feet, Angelique climbs to her feet as Katia comes from behind with a running bulldog planting Angelique into the canvas. She rolls the gothic diva over for a cover.] JLT: What a counter by Katia! [1] [2] [Angelique kicks out.] [Katia then stands up and brushes herself down, she waves to the crowd and winks at them as Angelique finds her feet. Katia runs towards Angelique and hops onto her shoulder attempting another hurricanrana but Angelique counters and slams Katia into the mat with a powerbomb, Angelique then covers.] [1] [2] JLT: That was a near fall, a great counter by Angelique! [Angelique then stands and brings Katia to her feet, she whips Katia to the ropes and lies on the canvas as Katia hops over and heads to the opposite ropes. The Rockford State Champion bounces back as Angelique picks up Katia attempting a sidewalk slam but Katia counters in a neckbreaker. Katia then stomps on the fallen Angelique and shoves her into the corner, Katia nails a few shots across the face and runs to the other side of the ring.] [Katia then runs towards Angelique and leaps at her with a body splash, Angelique stumbles forwards and falls into the mat. Katia then signals to the crowd and heads to the top rope, she waits perched as Angelique climbs to her feet. The Sultan of the Far East hops onto the apron and shoves Katia off her perched position, sending her into the ring.] JLT: The Sultan of the Far East sure is mysterious, he could be costing her the match with that move! Leah: He’s just protecting his followers, he’s like Jesus. Do you think Jesus wouldn’t shove Katia off the top rope? JLT: I do- Leah: Exactly. [Angelique stands behind her opponent. She reaches over her Katia's head and locks it so that her head is facing upward and is trapped under the her arm. She kneels down once the hold is applied and adds pressure by locking her hands and squeezing. Katia writhes in pain on the canvas as Livia begins to pound the ring canvas with her hand, Katia somehow manages to crawl to the ropes using her legs as Livia pulls her arm and places it on the ring rope.] [Angelique releases Katia and stands over her. Angelique then looks at Katia’s statue and smiles, she looks at the Sultan who raises his eyebrows. Angelique then climbs to the top rope with the statue directly behind it on the outside of the ring, she sits there and perches as Katia holds her neck and finds her feet. Angelique then acts like she’s dazed on the turnbuckle and glances at Livia and shrugs. Katia then runs towards Angelique and leaps onto the turnbuckle, attempting a frakensteiner. Angelique counters however, sliding through Katia’s legs as Katia stands facing the statue.] Leah: Admiring herself again, honestly. [Angelique then shoves Katia forward, as Katia flies from the top turnbuckle and her body slams into the huge bronze statue on the outside, Katia hits it head first and slides down it to the padded floor. The Sultan looks on pleased as Livia looks on concerned, the statue wobbles a bit but stays firm.] JLT: Holy crap! Katia just…hit the statue! Angelique shoved her head first into the statue, that statue is hard as rocks too! Ouch! Leah: That has got to hurt! Big time! [Angelique slides to the outside of the ring, she grabs Katia by her hair and rolls her into the ring. Angelique then turns and spits on the statue, sliding into the ring with Katia. Angelique brings Katia to her feet. Angelique bends her down and hooks both of her opponent’s arms in a underhook. She lifts Katia up and spins 90 degrees before pushing her forward while still holding her arms and sits down, dropping Katia face first into the mat., completing her vicious “Tragic Bliss’ finisher.] JLT: There’s “Tragic Bliss”! It has to be over! [Angelique rolls over Katia for a cover, Livia gets on the apron in protest but the Sultan of the Far East pulls her down, making her hit the barricade on the outside of the ring. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…ANGELIQUE VIGEE-LEBRUN!!! [Angelique stands with a smile, the Sultan of the Far East steps into the ring and nods at her. Suddenly from behind comes a chair shot to the back of the Sultan’s head, sending him down into the canvas. Angelique is then tapped on the shoulder and as she’s turned around she’s met with a vicious chair shot, connecting with her face.] [Annastrianna Krueger and Lacey Ryden are the perpetrators of the shots, and both begin to drive the chairs into the Sultan’s back and Angelique’s bodies. Livia groggily gets up on the outside of the ring, she climbs into the ring with a smile on her face and helps up Katia. Katia looks on with a smile as the Echosiders assault Angelique and her master.] [Suddenly after a few seconds, the arena drops to darkness. The video wall comes alive with various shots of eyeballs, and an empty grave. We see shots of a coffin with the lid opened, and nobody lying in it, and the headstone lying in pieces. The giggling continues around the arena as spooky noises fill the arena.] [As the lights resume, we hear Katia screaming as we see that the whole ring has been covered in red blood. The Echosiders are drenched, as Angelique Vigee-Lebrun and the Sultan are making their way up the ramp, and are dry. Katia begins to throw a tantrum as she wipes the liquid off her, Livia tries to help Katia but Katia shoves her down. Annastrianna and Lacey then look at their hands and the red-covered ring in disgust.] JLT: What the hell was that?! Leah: I have no clue! Whatever it was, it covered the whole ring canvas and the people in the ring in blood! Somehow I don’t think it was the work of Angelique, maybe it was aliens! JLT: Whatever it was, it looks like they have something against dear Katia! [We cut backstage into the locker room of Bloo, Jinx and Trixie. Bloo is dressed in her pleather ring attire, as Jinx stands next to her. Trixie looks nervous as she looks at her fingers and plays with them. Jinx rolls her eyes.] Jinx: Trixie, we went through it a thousand times. We’re going to do the fighting, you just stand there and direct. Trixie: Yeah, I know, but our tag title shot is on the line. Jinx: It doesn’t say that. Trixie: I know but if we lose then the Echosiders have already got another victory, I don’t want the title shot to be snatched away from us, come on. Jinx: Then we’ll win, don’t worry about it. Trixie: It’s not as simple as that Jinx. Jinx: Anyway, one purple mist and Sexy Amanda is gone. She is so past it now, she’s struggling to keep up in the ring. Bloo: She’s been the tag champion for all eternity, she has no personality. She is a boring champion, we can totally beat her. Jinx: I’ll order some Guinness, that’s supposed to do wonders for your nerves. [Jinx picks up the phone as Trixie sighs, sitting in her green tracksuit bottoms and top. Bloo smiles as Jinx orders, and begins to adjust her hair.] Tag Team Match Annastrianna Krueger & Lacey Ryden (The Echosiders) v Laura & The Unibrow JLT: We have the new tag team of Annastrianna Krueger and Lacey Ryden taking on Laura and the Unibrow next! The Echosiders hope to prove a point to the tag division that they can beat anyone at any time! Leah: We’ll have to see if that is true, they’re against a former two-time champion Laura and the current Stripped Champion The Unibrow! The Echosiders have their work cut out tonight. JLT: Let’s not forget Laura was attacked earlier by Icenique, she was flown down a flight of stairs so we don’t even know if she’s competing tonight! She might not be in good shape! ["How Many Licks" starts to play. Lacey Ryden and Annastrianna Krueger step out onto stage together in their matching tops and pleated miniskirts. Seductively, they both walk down to the ring. They take turns walking up the steel stairs and Lacey walks to the far side of the apron, while Annastrianna stays closest to the stairs. They face each other and at the same time, they both step into the ring single-legged, bent over, giving off peaks of their thongs to both sides of the crowd in attendance. Once both are in the ring, they each take turns bending over and slapping each other on the ass.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall, introducing first, to be accompanied to the ring by Muhamed Krueger, at a combined weight of 249lbs, Annastrianna Krueger and Lacey Ryden...THE ECHOSIDERS!!! [As the opening for "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne blares, the arena lights dim and upon the first "clapping" sequence about 12.5 seconds, a huge blast of purple and pink pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. As the smoke from the explosion clears a figure can be seen standing in the smoke. As the horns resume at about 18 seconds, the figure comes out from the smoke and we see it is Laura. Laura makes her way to the ring with a cocky smirk and a cocky swagger in her step, doing so in the middle of the ramp so that way no fans can make any contact with her and within 15 seconds has gotten to the ring, where upon she dives into it headfirst. Once back on her feet she climbs to the second rope of the closest turnbuckle and poses herself with her arms in the shape in an "L" and takes in the fans' reactions towards her before getting down and sprinting to the turnbuckle directly diagonal from the one she was on, gets on the second rope there and poses with her arms in an "L" again.] John Roe: Their opponents; introducing first, to be accompanied by Austin Mack and Kendra Wecker; from Oshkosh, Wisconsin; at a weight of 134lbs...LAURA!!! [Laura stands on the apron as the Unibrow starts off the match against Lacey Ryden. After a few moments “No Daddy” hits the PA system as Joanie Storm walks out on the stage, she’s wearing a referee’s shirt and she grins at the Unibrow who frowns. Joanie walks down to the ring and hands a note to the ring announcer, and slides into the ring.] [The area gets dark, then you hear Dr. Doomsday's evil laugh. Suddenly the "Imperial March" (Darth Vader Theme) starts playing as red lights appear on the ramp as the arena is still pitch black. Dr. Doomsday walks out with a sick smile on his face and The Unibrow behind him. Dr. Doomsday is dressed in a red and black Magician's tuxedo complete with cape, bowtie, and top hat. The Unibrow is wearing a black vinyl bra top with red draw strings in the middle and a red net haltertop over it. She is also wearing a black vinyl mini skirt and black boots with red laces. Dr. Doomsday continues walking down the ramp with an evil grin on his face. The Unibrow pauses at the top of the ramp for a moment to and pouts as she strikes a model pose. Then she continues to the ring with an excited smile on her face.] John Roe: Her patner, to be accompanied by Dr. Doomsday, hailing from Miami, Florida; at a weight of 135lbs, the current Stripped Champion...THE UNIBROW!!! [Laura stands on the apron as the Unibrow starts off the match against Lacey Ryden. After a few moments “No Daddy” hits the PA system as Joanie Storm walks out on the stage, she’s wearing a referee’s shirt and she grins at the Unibrow who frowns. Joanie walks down to the ring and hands a note to the ring announcer, and slides into the ring.] John Roe: According to this note, the brand new special guest referee of this match is…JOANIE STORM!!! [Joanie stands with a smile at the Unibrow who shakes her head and looks at Dr. Doomsday, who points to Lacey. The male referee exits the ring and heads up the ramp, as Joanie calls for the bell. Lacey and the Unibrow tie up, with Lacey kneeing the Unibrow and pulling her into a snap suplex. Lacey then quickly covers, Joanie drops and counts very quickly.] [1] [2] [The Unibrow just manages to get her shoulder up.] JLT: That count was way too fast! I don’t like the way this match is going! Joanie as the special referee? That’s unfair! Leah: You’re just jealous they didn’t pick you. [Lacey brings The Unibrow to her feet and whips her into the corner, Lacey follows up with a running clothesline. Lacey then props the Unibrow on the top rope and slaps her across the face, Lacey then climbs up to join the Unibrow but the Stripped Champion shoves Lacey backwards as Lacey lands on her feet. The Unibrow jumps down and pulls Lacey into a headlock, The Unibrow then runs across the ring and plants a bulldog.] [The Unibrow then bounces to the ropes and attempts to nail an elbow drop but Lacey rolls out of the way and runs to her corner, tagging in Annastrianna. The Echosiders bring Unibrow to her feet and whip her to the ropes, when she bounces both they execute a flapjack, planting the Unibrow in the canvas. Annastrianna covers. Joanie Storm counts quickly.] [1] [2] [The Unibrow manages to get her shoulder up.] [Laura gives a dirty look to Joanie Storm as Annastrianna brings The Unibrow to her feet. Annastrianna whips her to the ropes and attempts a clothesline but the Unibrow ducks and hits the ropes again, this time Joanie Storm nails a harsh clothesline to the Unibrow, sending her to the mat.] JLT: What?! Joanie Storm just clotheslined the Unibrow! That’s not fair! Leah: The Unibrow should shave then, shouldn’t she? [Annastrianna then looks at Joanie with her eyebrows raised, she thinks about covering but instead tags in Lacey. Lacey heads to the top rope as Annastrianna picks up the Unibrow and lays her body across her knee, Lacey leaps from the top rope with an attempted leg drop but The Unibrow pulls her head up as Lacey collides with the canvas. The Unibrow nails elbows to Annastrianna and raises to her feet.] [Annastrianna then attempts to nail a few shots to the Unibrow but the Unibrow blocks them and kicks Annastrianna in the mid-section. The Unibrow then leaps into the air and nails a DDT to the blonde. The Unibrow then runs towards her corner but Joanie Storm catches her, Joanie reaches the Unibrow’s head and grabs a lump of it, pulling the Unibrow down into the canvas, preventing her from making the tag.] JLT: The Unibrow was inches away from making a tag! Leah: But her hair caused her downfall, that’s why she should go bald. JLT: And wear wigs like you? Leah: Hey! My hair is 100% natural! [The Unibrow falls to the canvas, she then rises to her feet and shoves Joanie, shouting at her. From behind comes Lacey Ryden with an attempted calf kick but The Unibrow ducks and Lacey hits Joanie, Joanie falls backwards into the turnbuckle.] [Laura then drops down from her position on the apron, ranting to Austin Mack and Kendra Wecker. Laura then shakes her head and begins to make her way up the ramp, leaving the Unibrow on her own in the ring.] JLT: Laura is leaving! She’s had enough! [The Unibrow then bounces to the ropes and runs from behind at Lacey, nailing the “Running UNI-girl” school boy finisher. Joanie then shakes her head, refusing to count. After a few seconds, she finally drops to the canvas, and counts slowly.] [1] Leah: Joanie’s making sure the count is perfectly legal! JLT: Sure she is! [Joanie then stands up and begins to wipe something from her eye, as Dr. Doomsday gets on the apron to complain. Joanie turns and nails him with a right hand, sending him stumbling from the apron. Lacey then kicks out and finds her feet, the Unibrow heads over to Joanie and begins to question her. Joanie then shrugs as The Unibrow turns, she’s met with a “Fall From Grace” superkick from Lacey, sending her into the canvas. Lacey covers, as the Unibrow counts extremely quickly.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: What?! That was so fast! John Roe: Here are your winners…THE ECHOSIDERS!!! [Muhamed raises his arms on the outside as Annastrianna and Lacey hug, they then look at Joanie whose smiling evilly at the Unibrow. The Echosiders then roll out of the ring and head up the ramp, celebrating their tained victory over the Stripped Champion.] JLT: That has to be the most corrupt match I’ve ever seen! Leah: I don’t think it’s over! [Joanie rips the referee’s shirt off revealing her trademark red top. A sinister smile crosses her face as she stares down at the Unibrow who is still a bit dazed. Grabbing her by the hair Joanie beats her head against the canvas repeatedly while laughing sadistically.] JLT: What is wrong with Joanie Storm? This is totally uncalled for! [Joanie raises Unibrow to her feet and whips her into the corner. Joanie chases after her and hits her with a big knee to the midsection. Unibrow falls to the mat gasping for breathing. Joanie rolls out of the ring and starts digging underneath. After a moment she pulls out a length of chain. She wraps it around her fist smiling at it.] Leah: She just found a piece of chain… This is not looking good for… Oh wait! There’s Doomsday! [Before Joanie can sense it a chair crashes hard against her back sending her tumbling forward. Dazed she looked back behind her seeing Dr. Doomsday with a steel chair his hands. Doomsday once again brings the chair down; using her quick reflexes Joanie’s foot lashes out in a superkick sending the chair crashing back into Doomsday’s head. Joanie rips the chair from his hands and tosses it aside. She looks at the chain wrapped around her left fist and then back to Doomsday.] Dr. Doomsday: I’m… [Before he can finish Joanie drops to her knees and sends her chain wrapped fist into Doomsday’s groin. He immediately collapses nearly unconscious from the pain. She lands a few swift kicks to his ribs and spits on him. Joanie looks back at the Unibrow who is nearly to her feet.] JLT: Get out of there Unibrow! Storm is insane! [Joanie drives under the bottom rope and is met with kicks to back by the Unibrow. Joanie swings wildly while trying to avoid the kicks. Unibrow attempts to whip Joanie into the ropes, but she quickly reverses it. Joanie’s chained fist meets the Unibrow’s forehead in the center of the ring. The power of the punch sends the Unibrow’s body into a complete 360 as she lands on her stomach.] Leah: Where the hell is security? Joanie is a demon! She’s going to kill her! [Joanie rolls the Unibrow onto her back and stares at her. Blood pours from the Unibrow’s head. Joanie kneels down over her body and drags a finger over her bloody face. She draws a X on the Unibrow’s chest. Joanie laughs as she once again drags the Unibrow to a half standing position and pushes her out of the ring.] JLT: My goodness. What is wrong with that woman? We haven’t seen anything like that in awhile. [Joanie hops out of the ring and slowly walks toward the timekeeper’s table. She spots the “Stripped Title” and snatches it up holding it to her chest. A calming smile appears on her face as she also picks up a microphone and gets back in the ring. Joanie settles the “Stripped Title” over her shoulder as she raises the mic to speak.] Joanie Storm: It fits perfectly. [The crowd starts chanting.] Crowd: STORM’S A BITCH! STORM’S A BITCH! Joanie Storm: Oh shut the hell up I damn well know I’m a bitch. I’m not here address you low life drunkards anyway. [The crowd wildly boos as Joanie flips the crowd off.] Joanie Storm: Rockford! I hope you’re listening! You see what I’ve done to your so-called Stripped Champion? She’s a worthless pile of crap and doesn’t deserve to carry this title. So I am telling you now I will not be waiting until Naughty or Nice to get what should belong to me. We have three weeks before the PPV. I will be walking into it as the Stripped Champion…. one way or another. [The crowd continues to boo Joanie loudly.] Joanie Storm: So… Monobrow… When you wake up and watch this later, I am challenging you to a “Stripped Title” match. You call yourself a champion? Then act like one and defend it. Stop cowering behind tag and non-title matches. I’m giving you ample notice, if I’m not given what I want… I will continue to beat the living hell out of you every week until you won’t even be able to move. And that’s not a threat, it’s a promise. [Joanie laughs as she hops out of the ring and heads up the ramp. The crowd is throwing cups and other trash at her. She slowly backs up the ramp watching the ring. As she gets to the top of the ramp she lays the “Stripped Title” on the ground.] Joanie Storm: It may not be mine now, but it will be soon. And Estela…. why don’t we up the ante, you make even be able to get a little revenge on me. Which of course isn’t very likely, but I’ll let you try any how. Let’s make it a first blood match. [Joanie smirks and she drops the mic and heads into the back still listening to the resounding boos.] [We see Shayla Walker backstage, wearing the new attire Barbara gave her last week. Barbara smiles at her protégé as she stands in her all-in-one attire, prepared for action later on. Tabitha Windsor sips a cup of tea and continues to watch live streaming from the arena. Barbara stands with a smile, with the Askai Championship firmly around her waist, she breaks the silence.] Dame Barbara: I don’t know what Shane was thinking in making this weigh-in tonight. He’s going to be embarrassed when he finds out it’s all a waist of time and Katrina’s tantrums are going to pathetic, she’s not going to lose 7 pounds in a week. I think Felicity’s scales were off, she obviously ways more than that. Shayla Walker: She does. Dame Barbara: I’m in fine shape. Magnificent shape, and once we defeat Carley and Katrina later on, I’ll look even more like the legend I am. Shayla Walker: Carley is bitter because I didn’t pick her to be my mentor anymore. It’s not my fault she got injured, I’m glad she did, it made me realise that her training was appalling and that you are a much better mentor. Dame Barbara: That’s right, remember, you’re a lady now. Shayla Walker: I know. I’m a mature, grown woman. Carley still has the mentality of a 5 year old! I’ll show her what I’m worth tonight. The loser! Dame Barbara: There really is no hope for the woman. [Barbara smiles at herself, she runs her hand over her Askai Championship and smiles evilly. Shayla then smiles back at her, as Tabitha sits with her tea, none the wiser.] JLT: It looks like they’re planning something? Leah: No, that’s just the way British women look when they smile. It’s all a result of bad teeth. JLT: Really? Leah: Trust me Jamie, I know this stuff. Everything I say is practically fact. JLT: Hmm… -Commercial Break- Tag Team Match Carley Monroe & Katrina v Dame Barbara & Shayla Walker JLT: This tag team match features former training buddies Carley Monroe and Shayla Walker on opposite sides. Carley hopes for revenge against Shayla and her new mentor Dame Barbara. Leah: Well it won't be easy, even Carley tagging with Katrina. Dame is a very smart wrestler and I'm sure she has shown Shayla a trick or two. JLT: Carley anxious to start the match out and is calling Barbara out. Leah: Barbara is perplexed, and I would be to. Shayla so much smaller and inexperienced, seems like the much easier target. JLT: Well I think she's calling her out to get revenge for taking away her student. Leah: Right, I knew that. [Dame tells Shayla to start the match out which she does.] DING DING! [Carley and Shayla circle each other. They tie up. Carley flips her to her back and grabs her in a rear chin lock. Shayla slowly gets up and starts elbowing Carley in the gut, she throws Carley to the ropes. Carley comes back and Shayla leaps over her, Carley comes back and ducks a clothesline, then comes back again with a flying forearm to take Shayla out.] JLT: Carley then starts taunting Barbara after getting the better of an exchange with her former student. Leah: Barbara isn't impressed. I think she just told Carley to kiss her ass. [Carley picks Shayla up and throws her down with a body slam. Then follows that up with a leg drop off the ropes. Carly drags her opponent to her corner and tags Katrina in. Katrina easily picks Shayla up and hits her with an atomic drop, Carley goes off the ropes and takes Shayla off her feet with a dropkick.] JLT: Impressive double team. Leah: What Shayla has to do now is prove to her new mentor that she can take a beating. Which she's been doing thus far. [Katrina lets Shayla get slowly to her feet. Katrina gut wrenches but Shayla hangs on to Katrina's head for a spinning DDT. Katrina flips on her back hurt. Shayla gets up in a surge of sudden energy and puts Katrina's head between her legs, tries for a piledriver but Katrina puts the breaks on and tries for a back body drop reversal but Shayla lands on her feet and takes Katrina down with a bulldog.] JLT: Impressive athleticism by Shayla. She really showed her agility, landing on her feet and that hitting that bulldog. Leah: Yeah, she really showed the reflexes of a cat there. JLT: This would be a good opportunity for Shayla to tag out, but instead she's pressing Katrina on. [Shayla throws Katrina to the corner and starts laying some knife edge chops into her. Then tries to throw her into the other corner but Katrina reverses and throws Shayla there instead. Shayla hit's the corner with such force that she bounces off, flipping backward before landing on her stomach.] JLT: Katrina, slightly stunned, goes to make the tag. Leah: Shayla, slowly crawling to make the tag herself. [Carley gets tagged in. Shayla desperately tries to crawl over to her corner, but Carley grabs her by her leg and drags her backward. Shayla fighting and clawing to get to the corner. Shayla gets up and goes for an Ensiguri, but its ducked, then Carley hooks in a figure four leg lock.] JLT: Carley has that figure four locked in good. Leah: Let's see if her new mentor is impressed by Shayla ability to withstand pain and get out of this hold. [Shayla tries to tag Dame Barbara but is too far away. She then tries to grab the rope but is a few inches away from that. Shayla is screaming in pain. Dame reaches under the rope, grabs Shayla by the shoulders and flips her on her stomach, reversing the pressure.] JLT: CHEATER! And the referee rightfully breaking up the hold. Leah: Why did he need to break up the hold? Reprimand Barbara, she did it. Shayla had nothing to do with that. [Shayla finally tagging out. Carley gets up but Barbara runs in and plants her face down with a DKO. She then follows that up with a pin attempt.] 1!! 2!! Leah: No, Carley got the shoulder up. JLT: And now Barbara with a blatant choke, right in the referee's face. How could she just show blatant disregard for the rules. Leah: What? She let go of the choke after a four count? [Barbara picks Carley up and throws her to the ropes but Carley counters with a flying head scissors. Barbara quickly gets up, but she's disoriented. Carley with a drop kick which drops Barbara.] JLT: Carley with a surge of Adrenaline now, really taking it to Barbara. [Carley connects with a split legged moonsault. Then locks in a figure four Neck lock on Dame Barbara. Barbara yells out in pain.] JLT: Barbara trying to force her way out. Leah: She better try something else. Carley's legs are just too securely wrapped around Barbs neck. [Barbara stretches out her leg and finally touches the rope. The referee breaks up the hold. Carley picks Barbara up and throws her to the rope, Carley tries a drop kick but Dame hangs on to the rope causing Carley to fall flat on her back. Dame walks up and shoves Katrina right in her face. Katrina, pist off, gets in the ring but the referee restrains her. Carley gets up and Dame hits her with and eye gouge.] JLT: Dame Barbara with an illegal move behind the referee's back. Leah: Barbara digging for something she hid in the turnbuckle. It's some kind of powder. [When Carley finally regains her senses Dame Barbara throws the powder in her eyes. Carley is blinded by the powder and yells out in pain.] JLT: She must've also put some kind of stinging agent in the powder. Leah: Gee, ya think? [Dame tags Shayla in. Katrina finally leaves the ring as the referee finally turns his attention back to the match. Shayla starts to punch Carley with a cocky swagger. Carley then suddenly bursts forward with a clothesline. Katrina starts yelling out and Carley follows her voice and runs over to make the tag. Katrina rushes in, kicks Shayla in the stomach, then spikes her down with a vertebreaker.] JLT: Katrina just surprised Shayla with The Royal Pain. Devestating? Leah: And is now going for the pin. 1!! 2!! 3!!!!! JLT: NO! Dame Barbara just dragged the referee to the outside, just before he was going to finish the count! Leah: Babs is a smart one. JLT: Shayla is still unconscious. This should be over. Meanwhile Carley is blind in her corner, absolutely no idea what's going on. [The referee is yelling at Dame and Katrina goes outside and tackles her down. The referee tries to get in the middle of them and finally separates Katrina. Katrina gets in the ring as the match resumes. Meanwhile, Dame goes over to Carley and throws her in the ring from behind. Carley, startled and blind, gets up and starts to feel her away around. The referee goes over and tells Carley to leave but is then concerned by her blindness, distracting him from the match.] JLT: Katrina climbs on the rope. It looks like she's going to do the Kat's eye to finish Shayla off. But no, Dame pushes Katrina off as she falls right on the ropes. Leah: Ouch!! She?s still hanging there. Her crotch must be achin?? JLT: Dame rushes in and hits her with the My Fair Lady. Katrina is unconscious? [Dame puts Shayla on Katrina then calls the referee's attention. The referee runs over.] 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! JLT: It's over! Dame cheated and got the win for her and Shayla! Leah: The dinosaur wins again?! [We cut backstage to see Shayla Walker walking on her own from the match, Carley Monroe suddenly catches up to her and hops in front of her. Shayla rolls her eyes and gets ready to fight, but Carley smiles and shakes her head.] Carley Monroe: You did good out there! You really…umm…did good! Shayla Walker: What do you want? Carley Monroe: What? We’re friends silly! Shayla Walker: No, we’re not. Carley Monroe: Yes, we are! Shayla Walker: No. We’re not! Carley Monroe: Yes! We ar- [Shayla interrupts Carley with a right hand, striking her across the face. Carley looks up at Shayla in shock and holds her face, Shayla then spears Carley into the floor and begins to punch her on the head. Carley rolls Shayla over and pulls on her hair, standing over her body and trying to rip out the auburn strands.] Shayla Walker: Get off me you dumb bitch! [Shayla then shoves Carley into the ground. Carley stands up and makes stuff her attire is okay, brushing herself down and running her hands through her hair. She pouts at Shayla, Shayla frowns and lunges towards Carley. She kicks her in the mid-section and grabs her by her hair, Shayla then shoves Carley into a section of tables as Carley crashes through them to the floor. Shayla then exhales and holds her head.] Shayla Walker: We are not friends! We never will be! [Shayla then storms off in the other direction with an angry look on her face, as the camera pans to see Carley lying amongst the rumble, dazed and battered.] Carley Monroe: But my mummy said I could go on the merry-go-round… [Carley’s head then falls backwards into the table as she looks unconscious. Referees and medics are soon at the scene and begin tending to her, we cut to the announcers.] JLT: What’s gotten into Shayla? Leah: Well, I don’t think it’s some kind of bladder infection, although they do make you so cranky it’s unbelievable. I don’t think she’s old enough to have PMS as she’s only in pre-school. So, hmm, here’s a guess but I’m going to put it down to her suppressed rage and unresolved childhood anger? JLT: Interesting! [We cut backstage to see Felicity wearing an evening gown, she twirls in the mirror and keeps smiling herself. She then turns to Shane Rockford, who sits on his desk. She smiles at him and looks down at her body.] Felicity: Don’t I look amazing? I’ve finally lost all my pregnancy weight! [Shane frowns.] Shane Rockford: Right? But what does that have to do with my question? Felicity: Umm…what was your question again? [Shane sighs.] Shane Rockford: What do you think I should do with Joanie Storm? Seeing as what she did, I don’t think that warrants a title shot. However, it’s good for business. Felicity: Well she was vicious towards the Unibrow. Shane Rockford: Well anyway, I’m not going to give her my decision until next week. She’ll have to wait a week to find out, I’m not going to give her a shot just because she bloodies the champion and demands it, you have to earn shots. [There is a knock at the door and it’s suddenly kicked open as Ciara Demillo walks in with a smile on her face. She looks at Felicity’s outfit and raises her eyebrows, she shakes her head and turns to Shane. She has a championship belt over her shoulder.] Ciara Demillo: Isn’t my bounty the best thing that ever happened to this company? Shane Rockford: Well, I’- Ciara Demillo: I’m glad you agree. Icenique is running scared, this is going to really prove what a champion she is. I’ll have that belt around my waist pretty soon, she can’t keep fighting people off forever. Shane Rockford: True, so wh- Ciara Demillo: And because Icenique is holding onto her belt for dear life, I’ve decided to reward myself for my genius plan. You see, I am a true champion. I deserve that belt more than anyone, and that is why I’ve decided to make you a brand new championship! [Shane raises his eyebrows as Ciara motions to the belt on her shoulder. Shane waits a few moments before trying to speak, fearing Ciara will interrupt him once again.] Shane Rockford: What is th- Ciara Demillo: It’s called the “Demillo Championship” and I am the first ever champion! I get to hand pick the women who face me, they all have to be worthy of a shot. It’s perfect. You instate it and you can finally have a talented, worthy champion on your roster…me! Shane Rockford: I’m not goi- Ciara Demillo: Of co- Shane Rockford: Stop interrupting me! I am not going to instate that belt Ciara, if you think I am then that’s a joke. We have five belts already, that’s enough. We’re not instating the “Demillo Championship”, if you want to pretend that belt is real then go ahead. Join the rest of the nutcases we have on the roster. Ciara Demillo: You don’t know what you’re missing Shane, I can always jump ship to 3WL. They’d love this belt there, they can do with a huge star like me! 3WL would kill to have me, you’d lose the biggest star on your roster! Shane Rockford: I don’t care if you jump to 3WL because I don’t think they would instate that belt either. Now, if you don’t mind, I have things to do. So can you get out of my office? [Ciara gives Shane a dirty look and turns to Felicity, who smiles at her. Ciara picks up the belt and rams it into Felicity’s head, sending her to the floor and crashing into the ground. Ciara then gives a stare to Shane who leans down to his fallen baby-mother and holds her head in her hands. Ciara walks out of the office with a smile on her face, slamming the door behind her.] JLT: Ciara just attacked Felicity with her stupid “Demillo Championship” or whatever it’s called! Leah: Aww, don’t you hate it when that happens? Like I saw this show on Bravo, called “When Baby-Mommas Get Shanked!”. It’s all about these fat women from the hood and they fight over how their man has been cheating with that skank-ass biatch Keisha and how those tragic events have turned these average gangsters into single, independent women in charge of their own lives. It’s some real shit. JLT: Did you just make that up? Leah: No? Tune into Bravo if you don’t believe me. Or was it BET? Handicap Match Bloo, Jinx & Trixie v Heather Burnside & Sexy Amanda JLT: Next up we’ve got Trixie making her in-ring debut as she teams with her tag team Bloo and Jinx to take on the reigning champs Heather Burnside and Sexy Amanda! Leah: Trixie doesn’t even have any wrestling experience, all she is a mouthpiece for Bloo. In more ways than one, which is just gross! JLT: The Body Shop and “BJT” have been exchanging chair shots for the past two weeks and they finally go head to head tonight! Leah: It’s pretty cold in Ireland, I hope the Body Shop don’t catch the flu in their ever-so-small bikinis! ["Last Night On Earth" by Powerman 5000 hits the PA system as Bloo and Jinx walk out in their blue and purple attire, they raise their hands. Trixie stands in green tracksuit bottoms and a green top, with her hair pulled back, ready for action.] John Roe: The following contest is a handicap match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of...BLOO, JINX AND TRIXIE!!! [The Body Shop's music hits as Heather and Amanda walk out in silver and gold bikinis. The have their tag titles on their hands, as golden and silver pyros explode on the stage.] John Roe: Their opponents; they are the current Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champions, Heather Burnside and Sexy Amanda...THE BODY SHOP!!! [Bloo starts in the ring with Sexy Amanda. The referee calls for the bell and the two tie-up, Amanda forces Bloo into a side headlock. Bloo then shoves Amanda to the ropes, Amanda hits them and bounces back as Bloo nails a flying head scissors to take down the champion. Amanda looks on in shock, Amanda runs towards Bloo but Bloo executes a perfect drop toe hold. Bloo then quickly climbs onto Amanda’s back, locking in a sleeper hold. Amanda rises to her feet, with Bloo locked on to her neck. Bloo then manages to put both of her feet on the rope and pushes off, swinging around and planting Amanda’s head in the canvas with a reverse DDT.] JLT: Quite an innovative move from Bloo, she’s got a lot to prove tonight! Leah: That she’s more than a insanely pale lesbianne? [Bloo makes a tag to Jinx, as Jinx hopes into the ring. Bloo and Jinx join arms and run towards Amanda, taking her out with a double clothesline. Jinx then nails a few shots to Amanda’s head and whips her into the corner. Jinx follows up with a shoulder block, Jinx then props Amanda on the top rope. Jinx calls for Bloo to enter the ring.] [Bloo enters the ring and runs towards Jinx, Jinx grabs her partner and throws her over head as Bloo lands on a frakensteiner position to Amanda and flips her from the top rope. Jinx catches the flying Amanda in a powerbomb and slams her into the canvas, Jinx then covers.] JLT: What a double team move! Leah: Here’s the cover! [1] [2] [Heather Burnside breaks up the count.] [Jinx then stands up and whips Amanda to her team’s corner. Jinx nails a few kicks to the face, when suddenly Trixie tags herself in. Trixie climbs through the ropes as Jinx looks concerned, Trixie tells her to exit the ring as Trixie slaps Amanda hard across the face. Trixie then climbs up with Amanda as she stands against the turnbuckle, Trixie grabs Amanda’s head and pulls her down, swinging her legs around and planting Amanda with a swinging DDT.] [Trixie then stands in the corner, crouched down. Amanda finds her feet and turns around as Trixie runs, Trixie aims for a spear but Amanda nails a spinning roundhouse kick to Trixie sending her to the canvas. Amanda then stumbles and tags in her fresh partner.] JLT: Here comes Heather, against Trixie! Leah: Trixie was stupid for tagging in! [Heather Burnside brings Trixie to her feet from behind and slams her into the turnbuckle, Heather nails a few stiff shots to Trixie before she grabs her in a belly to belly suplex and plants her into the canvas. Heather then covers, hooking both legs.] [1] [2] [Bloo and Jinx break up the count.] JLT: That was close! Leah: Very close! [Amanda then climbs into the ring and tackles Bloo, as the two begin to fight. Heather then shoves Jinx backwards, Jinx shoves Heather and Heather swings for a clothesline but Jinx ducks and turns around, delivering the purple mist to Heather, sending her down to the canvas, blinded.] JLT: Purple mist! [Jinx then turns but is met with a flying lariat from Sexy Amanda. Bloo finds her feet and helps Jinx to her feet, Amanda bounces to the ropes and runs towards the tag team, she leaps onto them with a clothesline, as all three women fall to the outside of the ring, hitting the padded floor with a thud.] [Meanwhile in the ring, Trixie has stood up, she clutches the back of her head as Heather crawls, trying to feel for her. Heather then feels Trixie’s back and pulls her down into a school boy, using Trixie’s tights for leverage. The referee counts.] Leah: Heather has a cover! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…THE BODY SHOP!!! JLT: She pinned Trixie! [Heather then falls to the canvas and rolls out of the ring, trying to find her bearing as she claws at her eyes. Trixie then lies on the ring canvas, she brings both of her hands over her face and buries her face in her hands. Amanda then runs around the ring and hugs Heather, handing her a tag title. The Body Shop then hold their titles into the air as Bloo and Jinx roll into the ring to tend to their manager.] JLT: The Body Shop notch up another victory, I think if Trixie hadn’t of tagged herself in this would have been another story. She knew how pivotal it was to win tonight! Leah: I’m sure all the lesbian sex will make her feel better. [We cut backstage to see Mystika and Chester McNugget walking along backstage, both are dressed in casual attire with the former Rockford State champion wearing a “Vote 4 Me In MeloDU!” black t-shirt and pants, Chester has the same t-shirt but it has ice-cream smudged down it. Chester is sulking and makes faces at Mystika. Mystika stops and turns to him, sighing, speaking with a flat tone.] Mystika: Chester, darling, I know I set the VCR to record the Teletubbies. I’m sorry that it didn’t come out, okay? But there is a hundred and one re-runs, I’m sure there was nothing special about that episode, okay? Chester McNugget: But there’s something special about EVERY episode! Mystika: Chester, there are more important things. We have to worry about protecting Icenique from the bounty, we have to watch out backs for Ino since those terrifying, events. I have to get victories to impress in the big leagues, and finally, I’m trying not to run into any more soul divas! [Chester makes a face at Mystika, feeling guilty. He mutters.] Chester McNugget: Sorry. [Mystika smiles at her fiancé and the couple hug each other. Suddenly comes Ciara Demillo from behind, ramming her ‘championship’ into the back of Mystika’s head and sending her to the floor. Chester then turns to Ciara but Ciara kicks him and nails an uppercut on him, she then slams her title belt into his head knocking him to the floor. Ciara then shouts.] Ciara Demillo: You should have never messed with me Mystika! You should never have interfered in my master plan! You’re going to pay tonight! PAY! [Ciara then turns and stands with a smile, she looks around and casually places her “Demillo Championship” over her shoulder and turns and walks in the other direction, Mystika is seen on the floor, holding the back of her head and wincing in pain as she crawls to Mr. McNugget.] JLT: I am really starting to dislike Ciara! That was uncalled for! Leah: Hey, Jamie, don’t hate the player, hate the game! JLT: I’d really rather hate the player. [“Love At First Sight” by Kylie Minouge hits the PA system. Ashley T. Bopper walks out in an Ireland football jersey to applause, she has the copy of McFly’s DVD under her arm and is wearing a classy pink skirt. She twirls and smiles as she makes her way down to the set, she climbs onto her especially designed set. Taking a seat on the stool, the camera pans around. Ashley picks up her cue cards and brings the microphone to her lips.] Ashley T. Bopper: Hello Dublin! It’s wicked to be here! My guest tonight comes all the way from Saudi Arabia, please welcome…PENA COLADA!!! [“Touch My Fire” by Javine hits the PA system as Pena Colada walks out dressed in a white burka, with only her eyes showing. She stands on the ramp and dances, shaking her hips. She wears black sandals as she makes her way to the ring. She misplaces her foot, catching the bottom of her long robe and stumbles forward. She lands on her front and proceeds to slide down to the apron, she comes to a stop at the bottom.] [Ashley stands concerned and smiles, Pena then rolls over and begins to dance to the eastern sounding music again, she climbs into the ring, struggling to get through the ropes and takes a seat. Ashley smiles, a little overwhelmed.] Ashley T. Bopper: Welcome! How are you today? [The woman brings a microphone to her mouth, and speaks in an Eastern European accent, as opposed to her Spanish one last week.] Pena Colada: I am first-rate. Ashley T. Bopper: Right, quality, so we don’t much about you. Are you a wrestler? Pena Colada: Si. Ashley T. Bopper: Do you have more an answer than that? Pena Colada: No. [Ashley smiles sheepishly and skims through her cue cards, she smiles as something catches her eye.] Ashley T. Bopper: Now, you must have an answer for this. What’s your favourite music band? Mine’s McFly! No! Wait! It’s Busted! No! Wait! It’s McFly! No- Pena Colada: Me like Spice Girls. Spice Girls are success in my country. Ashley T. Bopper: Ooh, I love the Spice Girls! You get the Spice Girls in Saudi Arabia? Pena Colada: Ohhhh, si! Scary Spice is local, ehh, how you say, ehh, sex machine! Did you know in my country she commit act with sheep? Ashley T. Bopper: Mummy says I’m not allowed to discuss topics with the s-word, so let’s move on. Do you have a finishing move? Pena Colada: Oh, yes, I mean, si! My finish move is big slap! [Ashley raises her eyebrows and curls her lip, she smiles politely and speaks, trying to be enthusiastic.] Ashley T. Bopper: Wow, that’s…impressive! [“Brackish” by Kittie interrupts the show as turns around in shock, she frowns at the stage as Crystal emerges from the backstage area. She’s dressed in casual attire, with leather pants and a black top. She pushes a trolley out, which has ice in it and various bottles of liquor. She smiles as the crowd cheers for the applauding diva.] [Crystal pushes the trolley down the ramp, she picks up various alcohol bottles and hands them to fans in the front row with a smile. After a while she waves at Ashley and hops into the ring, she smiles and takes a seat on the new stool. Ashley raises her eyebrows and looks in shock, she speaks.] Ashley T. Bopper: Wh, wha, what are you doing here?! Crystal: I was booked honey? Did you forget? Ashley T. Bopper: I didn’t book you, I’m interviewing Pena Colada? They didn’t tell me anything about Crystal! Crystal: Oh don’t worry. Pretend I’m not here or something, come on honey, you’re owning the show. Work it. Ashley T. Bopper: Well… [Ashley stands and looks around with a frown on her face, “Pretty Tied Up” by Guns n’ Roses hits the PA system as Felicity walks out in her evening gown. She has a microphone in her face, she shakes her head.] Felicity: What the hell is this? Crystal! Get the hell out of the ring! Crystal: What’s the matter honey? Did they take you off the valium today? Aww, I’m sorry. Come and join us for a drink! Felicity: No, get out of that right now or- Crystal: Or what honey? You’re going to make me? Felicity: Fine! I will! [Felicity drops her microphone and slowly walks down to the ring with a triumphant look on her face, Crystal looks at Pena and rolls her eyes. Crystal then opens a bottle of vodka and takes a sip, Felicity steps into the ring and stands there.] [Ashley looks concerned as she cowers in the corner, she motions for Pena Colada to come over and the two women huddle together. Felicity picks up the stools and tosses them out of the ring as Crystal stands and sips the vodka casually. She winks at Felicity.] Felicity: Get out! Now! [Crystal rises to her feet, she tosses the bottle to Ashley who catches it in a reflex. Crystal then nails Felicity with a stiff right hand, Felicity looks back at her in shock and slaps her back. Crystal then spears Felicity into the ring canvas and the two begin to fight.] [Crystal finds her feet and whips Felicity to the ropes, Felicity ducks a clothesline and nails a spinning heel kick to catch Crystal in the face. Crystal then falls to the corner, as Felicity approaches her with an smile on her face.] [Suddenly from behind comes Pena Colada, slamming the bottle of vodka over Felicity’s head and shattering the glass. By now Ashley is on the outside of the ring, her face in her hands as she cries. Felicity hits the canvas amongst glass and vodka. Pena Colada then extends her hand to Crystal, pulling her up to her feet.] Ashley T. Bopper: Stop ruining my show! [Ashley cries into the microphone on the outside as the ring announcer John Roe cuddles her, offering her a tissue from his pocket. Meanwhile in the ring Crystal then picks up a microphone.] Crystal: Can we have some music please darlings? I picked it out backstage, you know what songs to play! [“Best Of My Love” by Javine begins to play as Crystal pulls off the white robes covering the woman’s body to reveal sexy leather ring attire, showing off major skin. At the same Pena Colada removes her headscarf, revealing that she is in fact Tequila. Tequila and Crystal then hug each other as Tequila smiles.] JLT: Pena Colada was Tequila?! Leah: It appears so! Another Ashley Show is ruined, and Crystal! Oie, the drama! JLT: They just took out Felicity! I knew there was something fishy about that Pena Colada character! Leah: Oh, I thought that was just you? [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor with an annoyed smile on her face, she rolls her eyes at the camera and sighs aggressively. Next to her stands Icenique with the Unleashed Championship around her waist, dressed in casual jeans and a black top.] Krysta Taylor: First of all I’d like to thank the management in DU for giving me one interview tonight…just one?! I’m the star of the show, if people don’t see me, the ratings go bye bye! Anyways, I’m here with Icenique whose not in ac-you know what? I’m not even going to do this interview! You put me on once a night and expect me to give a fabulous interview, forget it, I’m striking because this is just an outrage an- [Icenique rolls her eyes and pulls Krysta around, slapping her across the face. Krysta falls to the floor and Icenique stands in her position, bringing the microphone to her lips.] Icenique: Sorry about that bitch. I’m glad she’s gone because I had a few things I’d like to get off my chest so y’all better listen carefully! First of all, if you think I’m scared that you put a little bounty on me, I’m not. It means nothing to me, I’ve already fought off a dozen attacks. Even people in the street, the crazed fans are attacking me! Icenique: But I ain’t bothered. Next week I’m putting a challenge to Ciara to come up with five women to face me in that very ring! If any of them can beat me, then Ciara can have the Unleashed Championship, damn, I’ll even give it to her nicely! So Ciara girl, you better find five women to face me! Icenique: I’ma prove that I’ma worthy champion. Hell, I’m going to destroy those women so bad. I’m going to laugh off whoever you choose, you have such bad taste girl! Second of all, this is to the whole roster, if you want to come and get me, come and get me. You wanna try and sneak up on me, you wanna play like that then that’s fine. If you want to come to me face to face, that’s fine. Don’t be fooled, I ain’t scared of this target bullshit. [Icenique holds up the Unleashed Championship to her shoulder, she pats it as she rests it on her shoulder and smiles into the microphone and to the viewers.] Icenique: Thirdly, y’all have a great evening! Ireland rocks! [The fans cheer for Icenique’s country-praising speech as she walks off in the other direction. Krysta Taylor comes back on the scene, she picks up the microphone and holds her face. She takes a gasp ready to speak.] Krysta Taylor: I- [We cut to the commentary table.] JLT: Icenique challenged Ciara to pick five women to face her in a gauntlet next week! For the Unleashed Championship! Is Icey crazy? Leah: Crazier than the Crazy Frog! JLT: No, seriously. Is she crazy? What happens if Icenique loses? That means Ciara is the champion? Leah: Yeah, you grasped the concept! I’m excited to see if Icenique has just made the best move of her career or whether she’s shot herself in the foot! [We return from a commercial break to see the ring set up with a pair of scales. Red carpet has been laid as there are many officials in the ring as well as senior referee Hank Krass. Holly Wentz stands in the middle of the ring with a smile on her face, she looks around at the crowd, dressed in a smart business suit. She brings the microphone to her lips.] Holly Wentz: It’s time for the official weigh-in between our Askai Champion, Dame Barbara, and her apparent challenger Katrina. The Askai Championship is a cruiserweight championship, meaning only women under 130lbs can challenge for it. So without further ado, let’s bring out the challenger! [“All Day Long I Dream About Sex” by JC Chasez hits the PA system as Katrina walks out wearing casual attire. She has a pair of jeans on a small blue top. Her hair flows, she smiles to the crowd as she runs down to the ring. She leaps onto the apron and looks around at the crowd, she climbs into the ring and stands opposite Holly.] Holly Wentz: And let’s bring out the- [“Money, Power, Respect” by Lil’ Kim interrupts Holly as Kristin Wallace-Hudson struts out onto the stage. She’s wearing a white dress and struts down to the ring, she climbs onto the steps and stands next to Katrina. Katrina smiles at her as Kristin looks confident, with a smile on her face.] Holly Wentz: And the champion! [“My Sacrifice” by Creed hits the PA system as Dame Barbara walks out onto the stage. Tabitha Windsor stands on her right, looking down at Kristin whose eyes narrow. Shayla Walker follows them, swinging a Union Jack flag high into the air. Dame Barbara is dressed in her ring attire, she has the Askai Championship in her hands and slowly walks to the ring. She frowns at people who try to touch her and steps into the ring.] Holly Wentz: Okay! [Katrina and Barbara stand on opposite sides of the ring, locking eyes. Holly looks at them both as an official stands in front of the scales and nods. Holly speaks into the microphone.] Holly Wentz: Okay, which one of you lovely ladies would like to go first? [Barbara and Katrina exchange glances as Shayla Walker stands behind Barbara. Katrina the smiles and raises her hand into the air. She approaches Holly and whispers into her ear. Holly then hands her the microphone.] Katrina: I would just like to tell Barbara that I’m eligible for this belt, and I think it’s stupid that I’m the one under scrutiny when that fat slag, yes I used a British term, is so obviously over the weight limit. I just hope Barbara is ready to vacate her championship tonight. [Katrina then smiles at Barbara who rolls her eyes. Katrina then takes off her boots and hands them to Kristin. Katrina then stands on the scales, all the while staring at Barbara. The official then measures it, squinting at the reading. Holly stands next to him. The official then turns to Holly and whispers into her ear.] Holly Wentz: Katrina weighs…129lbs! That makes her eligible for the Askai Championship by a pound! [Katrina then laughs at Barbara as she steps off the cage, as Barbara glances at Shayla who smiles and laughs. Katrina then high fives Kristin as the two divas hug and Katrina stands with a smug look on her face. Holly turns to Barbara.] Holly Wentz: Okay, Barbara, it’s your turn. [Barbara then walks over to the scales, she hands her belt to Tabitha and smiles at Katrina. She snatches the microphone from Holly and sneers at Katrina.] Dame Barbara: Seeing as Katrina has taken such a bloody interest in my weight? Why doesn’t she come and get an up close, personal view of my scale reading? Just to make sure it’s totally correct and no cheating occurs? [Katrina raises her eyebrows and smiles, nodding her hair. She stands in front of the scales. Barbara then begins to stretch, Katrina and the official stand in front of the scales as Holly stands nearby with a new microphone poised to her lips.] [Dame Barbara steps onto the scales, she stands in front of Katrina and the official with a smug look on her face. As Katrina looks down at the reading, Barbara grabs Katrina’s head and rams it into the scales. Barbara then hops off as Shayla Walker dropkicks the scales forward, sending them crashing down on top of Katrina.] [Katrina hits the ring canvas with the metal frame crashing down on top of her, Kristin Wallace-Hudson then runs towards Barbara but Barbara spears her into the canvas. The officials quickly clear the ring of the fight breaks out. Holly shouts into the microphone.] Holly Wentz: Ladies! Please! [Tabitha Windsor then comes from behind to Holly, kneeing her in the back and grabbing her hair, sending her into the canvas with a snapmare. Tabitha then kicks Holly out of the ring. Shayla then picks up Kristin and tosses her over the top rope to the outside of the ring.] [She then joins Barbara in stomping Katrina, who is pinned to the canvas by the scales. Barbara then grabs a microphone lying on the floor as Tabitha Windsor waves the Union Jack flag. Barbara sneers at Katrina.] Dame Barbara: If you want to take me on so bad then you’ve got it! At “Naughty Or Nice”, I challenge you to a ladder match! That is your speciality after all! You made a wrong move by messing with a legend, I’m going to defeat you in two seconds! You’re nothing Katrina, you never have and you never will be! Shayla Walker is the future, you’ll be wanting to retire after I destroy you in our title match! [Barbara then slams the microphone into Katrina’s head for good measure as she stands, Tabitha hands her the Askai Championship as Barbara parades around the ring to the music. Katrina lies still under the scales still as Barbara and her group leave the ring, Kristin Wallace-Hudson then rises to her feet on the outside and slowly crawls into the ring as Barbara exits the arena with a smug smile upon her face.] JLT: Barbara is no legend! What kind of legend does that?! Leah: A British one? JLT: The only reason she tossed the scales on Katrina was so that nobody could see her weight, that proves to me she’s over the limit! That’s fraud! Leah: Ooh, call the cops then! Standard Match Ciara Demillo v Mystika Leah: This is certainly sure to be a very intense match. Ciara has put out a bounty on Icenique’s head and wants some revenge on Mystika for her interference in her Unleashed Championship match against Icenique that helped Icenique retain her title. JLT: Yeah, well like Ciara is a perfect angel herself. Leah: Good point my little rug munching colleague. John Roe: Coming to the ring at this time, hailing from Princess Town, USA. She weights in at 125 pounds and stands 5 feet tall, she is...CIARA DEMILLO!!! ["I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears blares of the PA system. The aisle way fills with smoke, and blue lasers streak the entranceway, as strobe lights light up the entranceway as well. The "Pretty Hate Machine" Ciara Demillo comes skipping out through the curtain. She stands a mere 5', but her presence is like 10'. She is very charismatic as she skips along the aisle way having all the male, and female fans captivated. Her honey blond, and pink streaked hair is braided into many different braids. She is wearing Blue boots that go to her knee, and white shin protectors over them. She has one tight leather hot pants that are blue and white in color as well as a matching top. She pays the fans no attention and she grins from ear to ear and she bebop’s to the ring. Once in the ring she dances around the ring a bit before giving a princess wave, and begins focusing on her opponent.] John Roe: Coming to the ring at this time, hailing from Death Valley, California. She weights in at 160 pounds and stands 5 feet 7 inches tall and is being accompanied to the ring by Chester McNugget, she is...MYSTIKA!!! ["Thank You For the Venom" by My Chemical Romance begins to play, starting 20 seconds into the song, which is when the lyrics start. The music stops completely after the first verse and the arena lights go out. The crowd murmurs, and suddenly, white pyro shoots from the turnbuckles and showers down from the entrance stage. Mystika walks out and the song picks back up from where it left off. The diva makes her way down to the ring and slides in, posing in the middle. She jumps on one turnbuckle as the prechorus of the song hits and several fans cheer. She hops off of it and then goes to the opposite one, eliciting the same reaction.] [The ref calls for the bell and Ciara and Mystika waste no time in exchanging slaps and punches. Mystika backs Ciara into the ropes and lands some good chops and then whips her across the ring. Ciara hits the other side and comes back and Mystika connects with a back body drop. Mystika pulls Ciara to her feet and rocket’s her back to the mat with a short arm clothesline and starts to stomp away at her. Mystika stops and climbs the ropes and comes off landing the Boarding Call (senton bomb) to Ciara’s chest, and makes the cover.] [1] [2] [Ciara kicks out!] JLT: Ciara getting the stuffing knocked out of her! Leah: True Dat. [Mystika pulls Ciara back to her feet and whips her into the ropes and Ciara goes up and over the ropes, tumbling to the outside. Mystika goes running and leaps over the top rope nailing Ciara with the Flight 457(corkscrew moonsault). Mystika pulls Ciara back up and rolls her into the ring. Mystika slides into the ring, and rolls Ciara up.] [1] [2] [Ciara with the kick out!] [Mystika pulls Ciara back to her feet and starts punching her with repeated left and rights and sends her back into the corner. Mystika lifts Ciara up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up locks in and hits a superplex. Mystika quickly get’s up and jumps back up on the top turnbuckle and leaps off with the Boarding Call (Swanton Bomb) again, but only hit’s the mat as Ciara manages to roll out of the way. Mystika hits hard and Ciara manages to get to her feet. Ciara shakes off the cobwebs and Mystika starts to get to her feet when Ciara hits her from behind with a chop block to her knee.] JLT: Ciara is targeting Mystika’s knee, a bit of psychology there! Leah: Maybe she’s just not a fan of knees? [Mystika screams out in pain holding her left knee. Ciara flops Mystika onto her back and unmercifully starts stomping on Mystika’s left knee, creating more screams from Mystika. Ciara drops to the mat and grabs Mystika by the leg and pulls her to the outside and drapes her knee across the ring apron. Ciara climbs up on the apron and leaps bringing her leg across the injured knee of Mystika. Mystika screams out again as she rolls into the ring holding her knee. Ciara slides back in and grabs Mystika by the leg, pulls her to the ropes, and places her leg on the bottom rope and starts stomping on it. The ref calls for the break and Ciara backs away. Mystika still screaming tries to pull her self up but falls to the mat in extreme pain.] Leah: Mystika in some serious pain, Ciara as shown an aggressive side tonight, trying to render Mystika immobile. JLT: Where is Chester McNugget, he needs to end this injustice on Mystika! Leah: Are you serious? JLT: Damn tootin I am! Leah: It wouldn’t do much good, as damage has already been done. Mystika is like a one legged woman in an ass kicking context. [Ciara backs away as Mystika finally manages to get to her feet, limping heavily favoring her left knee. Ciara smiles and lands a stiff boot shot to her knee. Mystika screams and starts to fall back when Ciara quickly grabs her lifts her up and hits the Princess Bomb II (Sitdown Rock Bottom). Ciara quickly covers and the ref drops down for the count.] [1] [2] [Mystika kicks out somehow.] [Ciara has a look of shock on her face. Ciara gets to her feet and bends down to pick Mystika up, but Mystika rolls Ciara up in a small package and the ref counts. Ciara shakes her legs, trying to escape.] [1] [2] [Ciara kicks out.] JLT: All these near falls! [Mystika get to her feet, but is still limping. She pulls Ciara up and plants her with a vicious DDT. Mystika then heads to the top rope, she gets in position for a Swantom bomb and leaps from the top rope but Ciara rolls out of the way. Mystika rolls to her feet and stands dazed Ciara then comes from behind to Mystika, catching her with a school boy. She uses the ropes for leverage as she pins.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: She cheated! John Roe: Here is your winner…CIARA DEMILLO!!! [Ciara stands with a smug look on her face, she looks at Mystika who kneels in shock. Mystika then rises to her feet and runs at Ciara, spearing her into the canvas. Mystika then rabidly nails shots to Ciara’s face Ciara manages to shove her off. Ciara then rolls to the outside of the ring, she snatches her “Demillo Championship” from John Roe. She rolls into the ring, she swings at Mystika but Mystika ducks and nails a “Kiss Of Death” superkick, sending the chair directly into Ciara’s face as Ciara falls into canvas.] [Mystika then stands over Ciara’s body, she talks to Ciara and slaps her hard across the face. Chester then steps into the ring as Mystika hugs him and pecks him on the cheek, Chester then raises Mystika’s arm into the air as Mystika looks victorious as we fade out of Exile live from Ireland.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Corey, Eric and May for contributing on this week's show. Sorry that results are a little late, the poor laws of 1795 are really kicking my ass in my history subject, so if you want to blame anyone, blame the Victoria Era. "Naughty Or Nice" is two shows away, and I think tonight's show was pretty good! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-