Friday October 14th 2005
Aztec Stadium, Tijuana, Mexico

[We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen] [We cut into the Aztec Stadium as the camera pans around the cheering Mexican fans. Some are wearing luchadore masks and some are wearing sombreros as they stand on their feet, the camera picks out the best selection of signs from the Mexicans to broadcast to the viewers around the globe. “DU Needs Midgets!”, “The Unibrow Is A Man!” and “Mexico > America” are just a few of the signs in the audience. We cut to JLT and Leah, Leah sits with a sombrero on her head with sea shells hanging from it, she smiles. JLT shakes her head.] JLT: Hello everyone and welcome to Friday Night Exile! We’re coming to you from one of the most historic wrestling nations in Mexico, and we have an awesome show for you tonight! I’m JLT as always, and I’m joined by my partner in crime, Leah. Are you excited tonight? Leah: Oh si amigo! Me-o very-o excited-o! JLT: You know Mexicans don’t just add ‘o’ onto the end of everything you know, their language is more sophisticated than that? Leah: Si senior. Anyway, I’m loving Mexico! Have you been to the city yet? You can pay some ugly kid to wash your car for really cheap rates, it was like a dollar to have my Lexus polished to perfection! What a great country! JLT: Well I don’t agree with child labour, but we discuss Mexico later on? Oh forget it, I’ll do your part. We have an awesome main event tonight where we see the Occult team up to take on our Unleashed Champion Icenique in a handicap match. Lilith and Katrina are quite the experienced team, probably the most experienced on the roster but we saw cracks between them last week, so I think Icenique has the advantage tonight! Leah: True, I’m really looking forward to seeing Estela Hernandez return to action as she’ll be going head to head with Mystika. It’s a battle of the champions as the Stripped Champion takes on the Rockford State Champion, don’t forget that Mystika also missed last week’s action so we don’t know if she’s fully fit physically or mentally. Too bad it’s not a match where the loser has to shave their face, as Estela could do with a good shave! JLT: Right, she does. We get to see Ciara Demillo teaming with Sexy Amanda to take on Laura and Natalie Joyner. Ciara Demillo was brutally attacked by Laura last week so Laura could score a cheap win over the part-stripper but Ciara hopes to bounce back tonight. Sexy Amanda is looking for a new partner too, we don’t know who, but this match is to send a message to Katrina that Amanda is a chameleon when it comes to partners, that she can team with anyone. Natalie Joyner is in there for good measure too. Leah: Yes, Miss “I’m So Straight” Natalie. We also have Carley Monroe and Jinx going head to head in singles action which sees Jinx’s singles debut, that should be pretty interesting, don’t you think? I want to see if Jinx has a jinx, she might lose tonight because she’s in tag action. Carley Monroe is just a dumb blonde though, I never really liked her. JLT: You’re just insulting them now instead of hyping up the match. We have Dame Barbara making her DU debut as she teams with fellow 3WL wrestler Noriko Lee to take on Erika Kane and Shayla Walker in good old fashioned tag team action. Dame Barbara has been gunning for Shayla since she lost her title, and we saw an assault last week. The same can be said for Noriko and Erika, we don’t know why but both divas have been wanting to get revenge on the other. Leah: We have foreigners! The Russian Irena Malenakova, otherwise known as the Ice Maiden, is taking on the Egyptian Katia in a debutants match. We saw Katia debut last week, she seems like quite the diva, and this week we’ll see the in-ring debut of both divas, how exciting! JLT: Indeed! We have Mystika and her boyfriend Chester McNugget on Ashley T. Bopper’s show last week, that should be pretty interesting! I can’t wait to hear what our Rockford State Champion has to say! Leah: Me either! JLT: And of course we’ll be without you throughout the evening, for the next two hours we’ll be providing our best commentary, and let me tell you, the atmosphere here is electric! Leah: Mexico rules! Debutants Match Irena Malenakova v Katia [Irena and Katia come to the ring. Irena is able to use powerful suplex moves onto Katia to ground the Egyptian. Irena executes a fisherman's suplex for an attempted cover, Katia mounts a comeback and is able to block Irena's ever devastating chokeslam "Revolution" move into a spinning DDT to take Irena down to the canvas.] [Katia finds her feet and climbs to the top rope. Irena blocks her by sweeping her feet and climbs to the top rope to execute a superplex from the top turnbuckle and slams both women into the canvas.] [Both women take their time to recover and Katia dares to head to the top rope, she leaps off with a blockbuster-style finisher as she flips over Irena's head and pulls it down into the canvas in what she calls the "Chaotic Kittie". Katia covers, with her feet on the second rope to pick up the victory.] Winner - Katia [We cut to the parking lot where we see a minibus pulling into the arena. It has a huge Union Jack emblazed onto the side, covering the windows and a sharp covers. On the other side of the minibus it has a portrait of Dame Barbara, and the number plate reads “Britannia RLZ”. The minibus comes to a halt and the door is opened by the poshly dressed driver, out steps Dame Barbara dressed in a classy outfit. Behind her is her manager Tabitha who smiles at Barbara, Barbara then begins to walk into the arena when suddenly Krysta Taylor ambushes her from the side with a microphone and a camera crew.] Krysta Taylor: Barbara! A few words for DU! [Dame Barbara sighs.] Dame Babara: Sure, okay. I might as well. Krysta Taylor: Okay, did you sign a DU contract last week or are you still on loan from 3WL? Dame Babara: No love, I did sign a contract. I’m officially a member of DU’s roster right now. If you listened properly last week you wouldn’t ask such an amateur question. Krysta Taylor: Right, and you’re taking on Shayla at Ashes To Ashes right? Do you think it’s going to be another fluke victory for her? Dame Babara: No, because that’s what it was, a fluke. Let me tell you something Kristy, I let Shayla win. I thought it’d do the chav some good for her career, get her somewhere. I mean if I hadn’t of let her win then she would have just been another jobber, another name on my list of squashes. Krysta Taylor: Bu- Dame Babara: I’m not finished, don’t interrupt a legend. I’m going to reclaim that belt, one month away from it is enough for me. Now I’m going to go and prepare for my match. Krysta Taylor: Okay but are you wo- Dame Babara: I said, I’m going to prepare for my match. Take a hint. Wrap up the interview. Goodbye. [Dame Barbara brushes past Krysta and walks into the arena. Krysta smiles to the camera and starts to wink, and play with her hair. She then turns and struts into the parking lot when suddenly there a honk of a horn and Krysta jumps back out of the way of the car. Krysta then smiles sheepishly at the camera.] ["Love At First Sight" starts and Ashley struts out from behind the curtain and down the ramp. She walks up the ring steps and gets in, grinning and waving. Her hair is down and she is dressed in a pink business suit. She looks very grown-up! The crowd cheers and finally settles down.] Ashley T. Bopper: Hello and welcome! Due to a certain slag ruining my hair last week, my show was cancelled. Ugh. [She scowls and shakes her head.] Ashley T. Bopper: But tonight, please welcome the Rockford State champion and Du Hall of Famer, Mystika! ["Thank You for the Venom" by My Chemical Romance starts 20 seconds into the song and Mystika emerges from the back with Chester by her side. She carries her title belt on her shoulder. The couple slide into the ring and take their seats. Ashley sits across from them.] Ashley T. Bopper: Welcome to my show! Mystika: Thanks, Ash. It's great to be here. Ashley T. Bopper: Congratulations on your title retention at Drop Dead Gorgeous. Mystika: Thank you once again. I'm glad I finally showed Ciara where her place is in this federation. Ashley T. Bopper:> Are you looking to go after the Unleashed belt, as well? Mystika: Yes, I do. I was on top in 3WL and I can be on top here, too. Ashley T. Bopper: Well, that's a positive attitude! I was expecting you to be down in the dumps after the Ino fiasco. Mystika: After thinking about all that's happened, I've come to a crucial decision. [She takes Chester's hand and sighs.] Mystika: I'm renouncing the Rockford State title. It was a good, long reign and honestly, I cannot keep the memories this belt has had for me. Between Ino and all the horrible stuff that's gone on, I think it's better I left this title for good. [She hands Ashley the belt and stands. Her entrance music plays again and she and Chester leave the ring solemnly. Several boos can be heard as she walks back up the ramp. Ashley looks at the belt and then straps it around her waist.] Ashley T. Bopper: This is a first, ladies and gentlemen. A title has been renounced live on my show by the world class Mystika. This has got to be emotional for her. [Ashley watches Mystika go to the back and shakes her head.] Ashley T. Bopper: This is Ashley T. Bopper, signing off. Take care, and good night. [We cut backstage as Shayla Walker approaches Sexy Amanda’s locker room. She knocks briefly and pushes the door in lightly.] Shayla Walker: Amanda, are you in here? Sexy Amanda: Yeah I’m back here. [Shayla walks in the room quietly. She sees Sexy Amanda looking in the mirror brushing her hair back. Shayla sits in the chair next to Amanda.] Sexy Amanda: [Looks at Shayla through the mirror] You okay? Shayla Walker: [Crosses her arms] I just got a lot on my mind that’s all. Sexy Amanda: Do you want to tell me? Shayla Walker: That’s why I’m here, right. [Sexy Amanda puts her brush down on the counter and re-adjusts herself in her chair towards Shayla. Shayla begins to bite her nails as Amanda gives her a concern look.] Sexy Amanda: Well? Say something. Shayla Walker: [Blurted out] How come I’m not your partner Amanda? Sexy Amanda: [Exhales] How did I know it was going to be about that? Shayla Walker: I should have been your partner! Sexy Amanda: I had no choice okay?! So please don’t give me grief. Shayla Walker: What do you mean you had no choice? It was your choice! [Sexy Amanda anger takes over and she grabs Shayla’s shoulders and shakes her violently.] Sexy Amanda: Stop yelling, damn it! Tequila set up where I couldn’t have a champion be my partner. She left me with no choice! So just shut up! [Sexy Amanda catches herself and let’s go of Shayla, she bites her bottom lip and plops herself back in her chair. Shayla looks at her in disbelief but remains quiet.] Sexy Amanda: Shayla, I’m so sorry. I’m just stressed out about this whole thing. Shayla Walker: Yeah…but I’m more stressed out than you are. I feel this belt is a stupid curse or something. It just has some kind of power over me. Everyone keeps saying it was a fluke and I’m a phony and all I do is work hard to keep it from Barbara. Sexy Amanda: [Shoots her a look] Please…that’s what you have to do with all the divas for any title, Shayla. Shayla Walker: But this is different Amanda! I feel so addicted to this belt. It feels like its just taking over my mind and my body. People won’t stop teasing me! Sexy Amanda: [Stands up and puts out her hand] Come on Shayla, I think you need some of the cold air to bring you back some sense. [Shayla takes her hand and follows her out.] Tag Team Match Dame Barbara & Noriko Lee v Erika Kane & Shayla Walker [Dame Barbara shrugs off any assistance from Noriko Lee during the match by refusing to tag in the Asian. Dame Barbara battled Erika Kane for most of the match before Shayla Walker was finally let into the ring. Shayla dominated Barbara until a blind tag from Noriko Lee allowed the Asian into the match.] [Noriko Lee attempted a Fujiwara armbar onto Shayla but Shayla refused to tap out and Erika Kane came to her rescue with a dropkick to Noriko's head. Ryoko Kazami handed Noriko her cane and struck Shayla over the head with it while the referee was busy escorting Erika out of the ring.] [Dame Barbara tagged herself into the match and made the cover, Noriko Lee was offended by thisand confronted her afterwards but Barbara pushed her away. Noriko then tried to attack Erika but Erika used Noriko's own cane against her.] Winners - Dame Barbara & Noriko Lee [We cut outside as we see our new tag team Bloo and Jinx. Jinx is sitting on a bench next to Bloo with her head on Bloo’s shoulder. Jinx glances at her watch.] Jinx: Where the hell is Trixie? Bloo: She said she went to the bathroom. Jinx: She’s taking forever. [Sits up straight] Bloo: That’s Trixie for you. Jinx: Yeah I know right. Anyways, I’m glad I came here. Bloo: I’m glad too, I think we make a good team together. [Jinx stands up nods at her partner and then stretches.] Bloo: Beating Carley and Shayla was just…too easy. Jinx: I know! But they have me in a match with Carley again, tonight. So I have nothing to worry about. [Just as Jinx and Bloo high five each other, Trixie bust open the building doors and walks towards the tag team with a big smile on her face. She sits on Bloo’s lap and nails a big kiss on her.] Trixie: Sorry If I took so long, I was caught up with something. Jinx: I’m not even going to ask. [Let’s out a chuckle] Trixie: My sis knows best. [Her smile widens] Anyways, what were you guys talking about? Bloo: Just about how good partners we are and how she’s facing Carley again tonight. [Jinx starts practicing some moves in the plain air with what she plans to use for her match. Bloo smiles at Trixie as Trixie smiles back and then look back towards Jinx.] Trixie: [To Bloo] You know after Amanda and her [quotes with her fingers] mysterious partner, you and Jinx are the number one contenders for that tag team belt. Jinx: [Interjects] Oh yeah? That’s what I’m talking about! Bloo: [Let out a laugh] I see it now. But this is just the beginning for all of us. [The camera pans a head shot of Bloo as she reveals an evil grin.] [Tequila is seen sitting on a desk with her legs crossed, wearing a short dress. Behind her sits Holly Wentz who is writing on pieces of paper and glancing up at Tequila with a sigh. Tequila then puts down the remote control to the streaming television, and turns to Holly.] Tequila: It’s funny, isn’t it? Holly Wentz: You mean all this paperwork? It’s okay I guess, I me- Tequila: Not the paperwork Holly, I’m talking about Mystika and that little appearance. I mean she just vacated her title? Is it a new thing where we can’t go one month without a title being vacant? Holly Wentz: Is that much of a big deal? Tequila: Well yeah, now what do we do? We have Ashes To Ashes in two weeks, and now we don’t have anything to do with that belt? Holly Wentz: Why don’t you just have a battle royal? I mean you can throw it in anyone who wants a shot and then you’ll have a clear winner. Come on, when was the last time you had a battle royal? People love them. Tequila: Holly, that’s brilliant! We’ll do that, I’m so glad I thought of it! [Tequila smiles to herself as Holly frowns. The lesbian klutz sighs and continues to write onto with the paperwork as Tequila begins to nod to herself. There is a knock at the door and the door of the office is pushed open. Kristin Wallace-Hudson and Katrina walk in, Kristin is dressed in an orange dress which matches her hair while Katrina is dressed in her ring attire.] Tequila: Hey. Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Hi. I was just going to drop by and ask a few questions? Tequila: Okay? Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Do you know who Amanda’s partner is?! Tequila: No, I don’t know who it is. I think only Amanda knows. Kristin Wallace-Hudson: So you didn’t pick her partner? Tequila: No, Amanda picked her. I only said she couldn’t pick Shayla because Shayla already has a title to defend and she can’t do double duty at Ashes To Ashes. Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Ugh! This is pointless! [Kristin sighs and grabs Katrina by the hand, Katrina waves to Holly as she’s dragged out the room. Tequila shakes her head and continues to watch the live streaming from the arena.] JLT: It looks like Kristin is paranoid about Amanda’s new partner, don’t you think? Leah: I know who it is. JLT: Who is it? Leah: Well don’t tell anyone, but I have got good word that Amanda’s partner is none other than…Lindsay Lohan! Dun dun DUN! JLT: Nevermind. [We cut backstage as we see Ciara Demillo bust Natalie Joyner’s door open. Ciara stomps inside raging with anger. Inside we see Natalie Joyner and Laura sitting together sharing a laugh.] Ciara Demillo: What hell are you doing Natalie? Natalie Joyner: Excuse me? Ciara Demillo: You heard me, you twit! [Shoots a look at Laura] Natalie Joyner: I was just talking to Laura, why? Ciara Demillo: You see?! I told your ass you’re not worth anything! Instead of getting the hell out of the fed like I told you…you’re here, having a good ole chat with Lau-ra! Natalie Joyner: What’s wrong with chatting with someone? Ciara Demillo: [Throw her hands in the air] It’s not about that, you idiot! It’s just here you are doing shit while I’m busting my ass. You’re worthless Natalie! Worthless! Natalie Joyner: Bu- Ciara Demillo: I don’t want to her your bullshit…This whole thing with you being my partner has done nothing but hold me back! Argh! Just keep your goody goody ass away from me or you’ll regret it. [Ciara turns around as starts to walk out the door.] Laura: [Says in a low voice] You shouldn’t let her talk to you like that. [Ciara stops dead in her tracks and turns around.] Ciara Demillo: What the hell did you say? Laura: You heard— [Before Laura could finish her sentence, Ciara grabbed a folding chair and threw it towards Laura. Laura dove to the floor before getting hit. The chair slams against the locker and bounce against Natalie’s shoulder, who clutches in pain.] Ciara Demillo: You got some fucking nerve! YOU ain’t shit! I mean look how many times you went up against cold Icenique and LOST! You shouldn’t be talking. If I had that chance I would be Unleashed Champion, not her big ass! [Ciara walks towards the door…] Ciara Demillo: You’re messing with the wrong one Laura! And you can go and tell that Ice cold bitch that I will be looking for that slot to get that championship. -Commercial Break- [The arena drops into darkness. The video wall opens to white washed walls and silver jail bar, rocking in the corner of the cell is Kimberly Kendrick wearing bright orange pyjamas. The door opens and a very large grey haired constable enters Kim’s lonely cell.] Constable: Miss Kendrick, Are you ready to tell us where Jessica is? Kimberly Kendrick: You’ll never find my daughter. I’ll rot before you make me speak. Constable: YOU’LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE [The screen goes blank and the camera zooms outwards as the arena lights resume.] [We cut backstage to see the Unibrow giggling as she comes out of her locker room on-suite bathroom. Dr. Doomsday holds her Stripped championship in her hands, as the Unibrow smiles at him, dressed in her ring attire.] Dr. Doomsday: Are you ready yet? The Unibrow: Yes, I’m ready! I can’t wait! I’m so happy to be back! I can’t wait to have Mystika bow to my brow! Hehe! Dr. Doomsday: Okay good. Mystika is quite a veteran, we can’t underestimate her you know. The Unibrow: I know! Come on! Let’s go! [The Unibrow excitedly skips out of her room, as Dr. Doomsday follows her with a sigh. We cut back to ringside.] JLT: Estela looks excited, I think what Dr. Doomsday said just went in one ear and out the other though. Leah: She needs to be shot with a morphine tranquilizer. Standard Match Ciara Demillo & Sexy Amanda v Laura & Natalie Joyner [Ciara Demillo immediatley assaulted Natalie after the bell, dragging her to the centre of the ring. Ciara nailed a DDT on Natalie and then head to the top rope attempting a moonsault but Natalie was able to roll out of the way and tag in Laura.] [Laura pulled Ciara into a jackknife powerbomb and slammed her into the canvas with her "Perfection" finisher, but the count was interupted by Sexy Amanda. Laura then tagged in Natalie and Natalie put on a figure four leg lock hold, Sexy Amanda broke it up with her foot and then clotheslined Natalie over the top rope.] [Ciara was able to tag in Amanda who wrestled Laura into a piledriver, Natalie got to her feet and tagged in Laura. Amanda then climbed to the top rope with Laura hoping to execute a superplex but Laura managed to turn the move into a fisherman's suplex. Laura then covered for the victory.] [After the match Ciara challenged Laura and Natalie to fight her but then left the ring in frustration and Kendra Wecker got into an argument with the announce team and had to be lead away by Austin Mack.] Winners - Laura & Natalie Joyner -Commercial Break- [The camera focuses backstage on Holly Wentz. Standing besides her is a younger looking girl, her long brown hair is tucked up in a loose bun. The girl is dressed in a red cut-off shirt and matching arm warmers, along with low-rise black pants. Her body is turned away from the camera seemingly talking to the wall.] Holly Wentz: I'm standing here with one of DU's newest signees, and I'm sure you're all dying to know who it is, so why don't you introduce yourself? [The girl slowly turns around to face the camera. Her intense amber eyes stare into the lens.] Joanie Storm: Joanie Storm. [Holly raises an eyebrow to the short response, but puts on a small smile and continues.] Holly Wentz: You sound like a superhero, I hear you have some history in regards to LIWA and some of their competitors, how did you end up in Divas Unleashed? Joanie Storm: Superhero... You must be talking about my brother... He's the one named Johnny. [Joanie stands there quiet for a few seconds, her hands visibly clenched.] Joanie Storm: LIWA... That's a part of my life I wish I could forget... I'm sure some people might remember what happened. If you're interested go look in the archives. [She relaxes as she continues onto the next question.] Joanie Storm: As to how I cam to be here.... I guess fate had a hand in it. I needed a fresh start away from old acquaintances. [Holly nods in response.] Holly Wentz: Ah okay, I heard you got blinded and you were an emotional wreck and all other little tidbits. DU is a fresh start for you then, have you seen anyone who has caught your eye? What are your first impressions of the company? [The camera pans down to Joanie’s hand, it is visible shaking. As it pans back out that shaking can be heard in her voice.] Joanie Storm: Well... picture this... The person you love... loves an inanimate object more than you... Even so you try to help that person keep what they cherish most, and you receive a giant fireball in face for the all the trouble. [Joanie’s face turns a bright red, her eyes intensify. She seems to trying to hard her anger the best she can. Joanie continues.] Joanie Storm: Then doctors tell you, you'll be blind for the rest of your life. What kind of emotional state would you be in Holly? [Joanie turns her back to the camera, her right hand lashed out at the brick wall in front of her. She holds her fists in place for about ten seconds. Then her body visibly relaxes, as she turns back around.] Joanie Storm: As for the so called talent of this fine institution. There are a couple people I have my eyes on. I guess you and the rest of the world will just have to wait and see what I have in store for them. [Holly gives a side glance to the spot in the wall Joanie just punched, her eyes widen a little, but she asks her next question.] Holly Wentz: Well I see your point that must have been painful for you. As always we'll have to wait and see who you're talking about, DU is known for its mystery. What are your goals in DU? Are you looking to just wrestle and do your best or are you looking for a specific something while you're here? [Joanie looks confused for a moment, then gives a slight nod deciding on something.] Joanie Storm: As it's clear in my history. My wrestling career hasn't been what you might call "spectacular". Shortly after starting with LIWA, my knee was severely injured which put me out for four months. I came back... and was stuck playing manager. I am now back one hundred percent, and in the best physical shape I have ever been in. I need to prove something to myself. And Divas Unleashed is going to give me the platform to start my rise. [Holly nods.] Holly Wentz: Okay, I wish you good luck with that. I look forward to seeing you in action next week. Thanks for your time. [Joanie smirks as she stares into the camera again.] Joanie Storm: Next week? You never know when I will be in action Holly. It might be tonight.. You'll just have to wait and see. [Joanie pokes the lens of the camera as she walks off. Quickly Holly motions for the camera to focus on the spot of the wall that Joanie hit. As the camera zooms in, a small chunk of white brick is missing from the wall, and long red blood streaks flow down from it. Holly shakes her head as the camera fades out.] Standard Match Mystika v The Unibrow [The area gets dark, then you hear Dr. Doomsday's evil laugh. Suddenly the "Imperial March" (Darth Vader Theme) starts playing as red lights appear on the ramp as the arena is still pitch black. Dr. Doomsday walks out with a sick smile on his face with The Unibrow behind him. Dr. Doomsday is dressed in a red and black Magician's tuxedo complete with cape, bowtie, and top hat. The Unibrow is wearing a black vinyl bra top with red draw strings in the middle and a red fishnet haltertop over it. She is also wearing a black vinyl mini skirt and black boots with red laces. Dr. Doomsday continues walking down the ramp with an evil grin on his face. The Unibrow pauses at the top of the ramp for a moment to and pouts as she strikes a model pose. Then she continues to the ring with an excited smile on her face.] ["Thank You For the Venom" by My Chemical Romance begins to play, starting 20 seconds into the song, which is when the lyrics start. The music stops completely after the first verse and the arena lights go out. The crowd murmurs, and suddenly, white pyro shoots from the turnbuckles and showers down from the entrance stage. Mystika walks out and the song picks back up from where it left off. The diva makes her way down to the ring and slides in, posing in the middle. She jumps on one turnbuckle as the prechorus of the song hits and several fans cheer. She hops off of it and then goes to the opposite one, eliciting the same reaction.] Leah: We have a battle of champions tonight with the Stripped Champion facing off against the, well former Rockford State Champion. JLT: Mystika definitely has the edge in experience. She's been in DU since 2003. During which, The Unibrow was still in high school. Leah: The Unibrow has been wrestling long enough to master the schoolboy and learn a couple other moves. JLT: So what's the secret to this girls success? Leah: Dr. Doomsday has been a big part, but you can't forget about her athleticism as well. What she lacks in technique, she makes up for in athleticism and resilience. JLT: And lets not forget that Mystika was assaulted with a deadly weapon less than a month ago. DING!! DING!! Leah: This match is underway as the Divas meet in the center of the ring. [The Unibrow and Mystika tie up, pushing each other toward the others corner. Mystika uses her lower center of gravity and strength to finally drive The Unibrow into the corner. Mystika backs up and starts throwing rights and lefts. The Unibrow fires back but Mystika blocks and continues her flurry until she falls to the floor.] Leah: Mystika physically taking control over a taller Unibrow. [Mystika picks The Unibrow up and hip tosses her to the other side of the ring. The Unibrow gets up and Mystika throws her to the ropes, The Unibrow comes back and ducks under a clothesline. She kicks but its caught by Mystika. The Unibrow tries to do an Enzyguri but its ducked.] JLT: Mystika's defense has thusfar been perfect. Leah: The Unibrow's technical inexperience now showing. [The Unibrow up on her feet and she gets thrown to the ropes again. The Unibrow hooks the rope with her arms and slides under and to the outside.] JLT: Whatever gameplan The Unibrow had going into this match is obviously not working. Maybe Dr. Doomsday can give her some pointers to turn this match around. Leah: I don't believe Dr. Doomsday even has any wrestling experience. Mystika not waiting for The Unibrow as she follows her to the outside. [The Unibrow retreats and when Mystika tries to follow Dr. Doomsday stands in front of her. Mystika tries to go around but Dr. Doomsday doesn't let her. Mystika then punches him across the face and Dr. Doomsday stumbles backward and unto the guard rail.] Leah: Mystika really letting Dr. Doomsday have it there. JLT: Mystika runs after The Unibrowess and tackles her down to the floor. Leah: Nothing wrong with a little girl on girl ground and pound. [Dr. Doomsday goes over and takes a chair by the announce table and makes her way toward Mystika, raising the chair up in the air.] JLT: The Evil Supervillian taking exception to being punched, is about to bash in Mystika's skull. Leah: Chester comes from behind and saves his fiancé from a severe beating as he snatches the chair away. [Dr. Doomsday surprised runs into the ring. Chester runs after him, chair in hand. The fat Supervillian runs toward the other side and with unhumanlike agility flips over the top rope to deliver a sick plancha to the camera man.] JLT: OH MY GOSH! Dr. Doomsday just took out the camera man! WHY??? Leah: The idiot seems to have hurt himself. I guess that's what he gets when he launches himself threw the air and lands on top of a 40 pound camera. And for no reason whatsoever. [The Unibrow crawls into the ring and uses the rope to pick herself up. Mystika curious, looks around. Then Mystkia gets back into the ring and approaches The Unibrow. Then The Unibrow catches Mystika with a UNI-kick.] Leah: Mystika perhaps letting her guard down, gets surprised with a UNI-kick. JLT: She might've let herself get momentarily overconfident. [The Unibrow crawls over for a pin.] [1] [2] JLT: Is that three??? Leah: No, Mystika barely got the shoulder up. But that could've been it. That was very very close. [The Unibrow gets up, and waits for Mystika to get up. Mystika slowly gets up.] JLT: The Unibrow now calculate, measuring! Leah: It looks like she's setting up for something big. [Mystika gets up and The Unibrow runs over and successfully lands her Running UNI-girl.] [1] [2] JLT: NO!!! I can't believe it! Mystika just kicked out of The Unibrow's finisher! Leah: Well it's only been her second offensive move of the match. I think you gotta wear your opponent down a little more to win with a schoolgirl. JLT: Not a schoolgirl, its called a UNI-girl. [The Unibrow pounds the mat in frustration. On the ramp walks out a red-headed woman we saw in Holly’s interview segment, called Joanie Storm. Joanie watches intently as the Unibrow gets up and pulls Mystika to her feet. The Unibrow goes off the ropes for a running clothesline but Mystika catches her and throws her down with her "Home Sweet Home".] Leah: Mystika just nailed The Unibrow with the Home Sweet Home! JLT: Mystika with a burst of energy gets up and climbs the turnbuckle. The Unibrow is completely out on her back! Leah: BOARDING CALL!!! JLT: This match has been very high impact. From The Unibrow's Running UNI-girl to Mystika's offensive flurries. Leah: (sarcastic) Yeah, UNI-girl! That's so unbelievably high impact. [Mystika goes for a pin attempt.] [1] [2] JLT: No, Dr. Doomsday comes out of no where to pull the referee to the outside and stop the count. Leah: Dr. Doomsday and the referee having an exchange of words here. JLT: Mystika now going to the outside and the referee is holding her back. She's fuming at Dr. Doomsday. [Dr. Doomsday innocently backs away with his arms up in the air. The Unibrow comes up from behind and tackles Mystika from behind. The two start wrestling on the floor. The referee is trying to separate them and get the match back in the ring. Dr. Doomsday gets into the ring and goes off the ropes for a another plancha toward the referee. But the referee saw it coming and moves as Dr. Doomsday hits the ground with a sick thud.] JLT: Oh my gosh! Dr. Doomsday just tried to plancha the referee. They had some words earlier and so I guess he was trying to get the last word. Leah: Dr. Doomsday is completely out. That was one hell of a bump. It's no surprise that he was outsmarted. What an idiot. JLT: But you gotta admit, that was one hell of a plancha. Leah: Ok, so obeso can plancha. [Mystika and The Unibrow finally take the match back into the ring. Mystika whips Unibrow to the ropes and leapfrogs over her, Mystika then catches the Unibrow on the rebound and brings her up into a Samoan drop. The Unibrow struggles and manages to land on her feet behind Mystika, she brings her into the canvas with a surprise school boy finisher. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Estela won! That patented school boy did the trick! Leah: It’s so amazing! I mean, it’s better than any move ever! People talk about the Canadian Destroyer but wow! The schoolboy! [Joanie Storm then smiles and heads backstage having watched the last half of the match. Mystika gets up in surprise, the Unibrow rolls out of the ring with a smile on her face. Heading around the side of the ring and helping up a winded Dr. Doomsday, Mystika then bitches to Chester as she shakes her head.] JLT: A nice return for the Unibrow! Leah: Nasty, vile woman. I wonder who was watching her on the stage? What was that about? JLT: Another question yet to be answered Leah! [We cut backstage to Krysta Taylor who smiles widely at the camera, her pearly whites blinding the viewers. Next to her stands Icenique, with the new Unleashed Championship slung over her shoulder.] Krysta Taylor: I’m standing here with Icenique who takes on Katrina and Lilith in a handicap match. Icenique is a brand new Unleashed champion, how is life treating you with that new belt? Icenique: [Smiles] One big party after another! Krysta Taylor: The partying will soon stop though, I mean currently you’re unchallenged for your title belt but I bet it won’t stay like that for long. I think people are just letting you enjoy your moment, who do you see as a threat to your reign? Icenique: [Chuckles] A threat? It's more like an annoyance...Which would be people like Laura. Krysta Taylor: Laura is annoying, I heard she smells. What do you think the Icenique reign will bring? With Kaci we had glamour, with Yuku we had darkness, with Crystal we had alcohol and with Star we had royalty. What will be yours? Icenique: My reign with bring all of that of course...and more. I'm aiming at showing out the Fast Lane and nothing but fun! Krysta Taylor: Well I’m always done for some fun, as long as it doesn’t involve orgies and Ron Jeremy again. He busted me up really bad, I mean you’d think with all his experience. Anyway, you’re in a handicap match tonight against Katrina and Lilith. How are you feeling heading into the match? Icenique: It's like any match for me. I'm just going to work hard at this win, no matter who' in the ring. Krysta Taylor: That’s, dull. Have you ever thought about getting a manager or some entourage? I mean Kristin is the driving force behind Katrina, without Kristin then Katrina is a headless chicken. Or are you happy doing it on your own? Icenique: Actually I've been talking to a couple of people and making big desicions these days. I decided that Amaryllis...Star's ex manager...will be my manager. Krysta Taylor: Oh really? Well that should be pretty interesting, see guys, another Krysta exclusive. Anyway thanks for the interview Icenique, it’s nice to get through one where you don’t hit me the face with a chair? Stupid bitch. Anyway! Back to ringside! [We cut back to ringside.] JLT: That was interesting. Leah: Krysta is so… JLT: Bitchy? [We fade in to see Ashley T. Bopper engrossed in the latest edition of the poptastic Smash Hits magazine. Behind her walks Shayla Walker with her face painted like Darth Maul, and a light saber in hand. Shayla taps Ashley on the shoulder and Ashley glances around and then leaps away in fright.] Ashley T. Bopper: Is that, Shayla? Shayla Walker: Hey Ashley. Ashley T. Bopper: What do you want? Shayla Walker: Okay, I’m not here to fight. I wanted to make a truce, we’ve been fighting for a long time and we should just be friends from now on. Ashley T. Bopper: Okay. I can do that, my mummy says it’s grown up to be friends. Shayla Walker: Yeah, well I’m go- [Shayla’s interrupted by Dame Barbara attacking her from behind. Shayla falls forward and into Ashley as both teens fall to the floor, Barbara pulls Shayla up by her hair and rams her head into the wall. Barbara then tosses Shayla onto a collection of crates as Shayla crashes to the floor. Barbara then exhales as Ashley gets up off the floor, and screams at Barbara who jumps.] Ashley T. Bopper: Oh my GOD! YOU’RE DAME BARBARA! I LOVE YOU! [Barbara smiles.] Ashley T. Bopper: Can I have your autograph?! Pretty please! [Barbara nods and signs the Smash Hits magazine for Ashley using Ashley’s pink pen with a troll doll attached to the top. Ashley hugs the magazine as the Dame walks past her.] JLT: I’m really starting to dislike Barbara! Leah: Is it because of her accent? Because I can’t understand a word she’s saying. It’s like a foreign language or something. Standard Match Icenique v Katrina & Lilith (The Occult) [Katrina and Lilith didn't put on their best tag team display as Lilith refused to double team with Katrina and wanted to do it on her own. Lilith executed a sidewalk slam onto Icenique and covered her but the champion kicked out.] [Katrina then tagged herself in and Lilith complained that she wasn't finished, Katrina then headed to the top rope and connected with her 450 Splash "Kat's Eye" finisher to Icenique and covered, Lilith pulled Katrina off the cover and said she had the right to cover.] [Kristin Wallace-Hudson climbed into the ring and got between the two divas, Lilith left the ring and headed backstage as the referee followed her and told her to go back to the ring. Suddenly from the crowd came a mysterious woman and took down Kristin and Katrina, Amanda in tow. JLT announces that the mysterious woman is in fact Heather Burnside from 3WL, and Heather and Amanda execute a spike piledriver onto Katrina.] [Amanda and Heather leave the ring. Icenique watches and brings Katrina to her feet into a flatliner finisher, and covers as the referee runs back to the ring and counts to 3 as Icenique picks up the victory.] Winner - Icenique [Ciara Demillo comes from behind with a chair and takes down Icenique, Ciara then rams the chair into the back of Icenique. Ciara gets on the microphone and announces that she wants to take on Icenique for her newly won championship at Ashes To Ashes to prove everyone wrong and asks Icenique if she's game, she then puts the microphone to the beaten Unleashed champion's mouth and the champion is able to manage a slurred "yes, I'll kick your ass" to Ciara. Ciara then smiles and rams another chairshot into Icenique's face.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Ally, Emma, Eric and May for contributing to the show, I also want to say a very special thank you to Vanessa this week who has been so awesome! We have one more show and then it's Ashes To Ashes, and I hope you all enjoyed tonight's show! Thanks for reading. -Card Subject to Change-