Friday October 7th 2005
Ginásio do Maracanãzinho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

[We cut to the parking lot of the Brazilian arena. The warm evening air strides into the underground parking area, we see two headlights in the distance and the sounds of Lil’ Scrappy get louder as the stretched black limousine comes to a halt. The number plate reads “Unleashed Champ 1”, it comes to a halt and the camera pans alongside it. The door opens and the music is turned off amongst laughter, Icenique steps out of the car with a smile on her face and the new Unleashed Championship on her shoulder. Her friends follow behind her, giggling as they have champagne glasses in their hands.] [Icenique gives them a “behave yourself” look and she and her entourage begin to walk into the arena, Icenique greets Tequila with an air kiss on both cheeks, Icenique smiles and Tequila gives a little wave to Icey’s entourage and the two begin to talk to each other as they strut inside the warm building.] [We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen] [We cut into the arena and pan around the audience, the Brazilians stand on their feet cheering and applauding overhead. The camera picks up on some of the creative signs the South Americans have come up with such as “Icenique spells A-S-S!”, “Katrina > Mariah Carey”, “Jinx Jinxed Me!” make it on to air. We pan around the arena once more before we cut to Leah and JLT’s announce table. Leah has a picture of Gisele on it in a golden frame, she smiles and strokes the picture as JLT rolls her eyes.] JLT: Hello everybody and welcome to Exile! We’re coming to you from Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, one of the world’s finest places and it will play an awesome backdrop to the superb show we have lined up for you tonight! I’m JLT, and I’m joined as always by my lovely partner Leah. Leah: Gisele is going to be here. She’s fabulous. JLT: I know she is… Leah: Yeah, she is. JLT: Okay, well, our show features the backlash from Drop Dead Gorgeous! We crowned two new champions at the historic event Leah, the seventh Unleashed Champion Icenique, who is in action tonight as she teams with Sexy Amanda to take on the reigning tag queenpin Katrina and her beastly partner Lilith. I can’t wait for that one! Leah: I can’t either, but speaking of Icenique, her nemesis Laura is in singles action against Ciara Demillo. Ciara failed to dethrone Mystika as the Rockford State Champion and Mystika isn’t here tonight due to that brutal cage match and the whole Ino incident which I’m still clueless about! Anyway, Laura will be hoping to pick up a victory tonight to avenge her DDG defeat as will Ciara! JLT: Kimberly Kendrick takes on Natalie Joyner too, who Ciara severed ties with at the pay per view. Kimberly has been on a rampage recently and she got arrested after her handicap match, I don’t know if she’ll be here tonight, but Natalie Joyner will be. Natalie has been talking about straight wrestling tonight and I hope to see a pure wrestling match between these two! Leah: We get the debut of a brand new tag team as Bloo’s mysterious new friend Jinx tags with her to take on the brand new Askai Champion Shayla Walker and her mentor Carley Monroe. Our tag division has been thrown into chaos since Kristin snatched the titles and our tag teams are pretty much depleted, so it’s good to see a new one forming! JLT: Indeed it is. We also see the debut of Erika Kane who goes one on one with Syren in singles action, Syren didn’t even get a chance to wrestle at the pay per view in a match that lasted 30 seconds, and it should be fun to see our two newbies square off tonight! Leah: Also, Gisele is here! YAY! JLT: Yes, Gisele is here! Calm down, she’s presenting the Diva of the Month award, and we have the return of Ashley’s show with a surprise guest, and much more! I can’t wait! I’m so excited! Leah: Gisele! [“Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson hits the PA system. Tequila walks from backstage dressed in a red dress, with her hair flowing, she smiles and waves to the crowd taking a twirl on the apron. She walks down the aisle with a microphone in her left hand, waving to the fans. She steps into the ring, and poses some more, she brings the microphone to her lips as she pauses for a few seconds as the sounds of Janet Jackson fades.] Tequila: Hello Brazil! I’m out here tonight because it appears that Shane Rockford has disappeared, he’s not returned any of my messages, I don’t know where the hell he went! I don’t know where he is, but what’s more baffling is why someone wouldn’t want to spend every second of the day with beautiful moi? [Tequila looks at her body and smiles.] Tequila: So seeing as he’s AWOL, I’ve had to take over his duties, which is tougher than it sounds! I had to hire a personal assistant! Anyway, I’m out here tonight to announce our next pay per view event! Scheduled for October 30th 2005 in Toronto, Canada and it will be called “Ashes To Ashes”! And you know, DU loves it’s themes and I think “Ashes To Ashes” will have a Halloween vibe to it, which is natural of course. Everybody loves Halloween! It’s the only time of the year when I can dress like a total slutface whore and have it be okay! Tequila: That was my big announcement tonight, apart from the fact I got TIVO! YAY! Anyway, we have a brand new Unleashed champion and I thought it would be fitting if the best woman in the federation, apart from moi, said a few words tonight! So Icenique, come on out! [“No Problems” by Lil’ Scrappy begins to play into the arena. Icenique struts out from backstage, with the Unleashed Championship slung over her shoulder, she’s wearing a baby tee and jeans, with her hair flowing. She reaches the halfway point on the ramp when golden pyros shoot up behind her, Icenique hops up onto the ring apron and enters under the bottom rope. She takes the microphone from Tequila and interrupts her music.] Icenique: What’s up Brazil! Haha, this is tight! You know, when I first step foot in DU I didn’t think it was all that great. I’ve taken a lot of shit, but I love it here and I’ve finally held got the belt that I wanted! I’ve held the Stripped Championship and I was the greatest champion of all time, Laura couldn’t touch my then, and now as the Unleashed champ she still can’t touch me! I’m just like MC Hammer but better! Haha! Icenique: Nobody can take this belt away from me, I trampled over everyone to get here. Katrina, Mystika, Crystal, Mya, Star, Ciara, Laura and everyone to get my hands on this gold, and look at it, it’s a brand new championship belt. Star retired the old one, but this one is so much pretty, why would I ever wanna give this away? Huh? That’s right, an- [Icenique is interrupted by “Pretty Tied Up” by Guns n’ Roses as she gives a dirty look to the stage. Tequila frowns as the video wall cuts Felicity standing with a smile on her face, her hair tied back into a ponytail she smiles. On the right hand of the screen “Live from Toronto” appears.] Felicity: Tequila darling, how are you? I’m doing very well, thank you for asking. The pregnancy was a success, everything went perfectly, I spent 36 hours in labour but it was well worth it. Thank you to all my fans for their letters of concern and congratulations, because my baby, Shane Rockford’s baby, our baby was born on September 26th 2005 at 16:04pm and we couldn’t have been happier. [Tequila rolls her eyes in the ring, as Icenique waits impatiently. The camera then begins to zoom out of Felicity’s face, and reveals that next to her sits Shane Rockford with a loving look on his face, staring at the baby wrapped in a pink blanket below him. Tequila’s mouth gapes open and her eyes grow wide, as she begins to shake her head.] Felicity: Tequila, Icenique, and everybody else, say hello to our DU’s latest diva, my beautiful little girl, Ashley Abbagail Billington-Rockford. Shane and I are over the moon with her, she’s so beautiful. Now if you don’t mind I’m going to have go, because little Ash is due for a feed any second and she gets cranky if she doesn’t get it, and we wouldn’t want to show her bad side on national television just yet. [Felicity winks to the camera, and the satellite feed begins to fade. Tequila scrambles to the ropes, she trips and gets caught up in them as she tries to escape from the ring, she runs up the ramp with furious look on her face as Icenique looks on confused. She then looks around at the audience and breaks out into a smile, she then takes off her championship belt and raises it above her head as the fans cheer.] [“No Problems” by Lil’ Scrappy hits the PA system as Icenique stands on the turnbuckle, gold and grey confetti begin to fall form the ceiling amongst golden balloons as Icenique stands in the ring, celebrating her victory with the fans.] Debutants Match Erika Kane v Syren JLT: We have the debut of Erika Kane and Syren in singles action next, I’m pretty excited to see these women. We got a glimpse of Erika at DDG when she was chasing Noriko Lee into the parking lot, and Syren was in a tag team match but she didn’t step foot into the ring. Leah: I know, but we’ll get to see them wrestle tonight, and you never JLT, we could be watching the next Hall of Fame inductee, you never know! JLT: Yeah, if they didn’t have enough pressure you put that on them. Leah: What? [The lights go dim for a split second before flashes of pink and white lights blink in and out. "Okay" by Nivea hits the P.A. System as the fans erupt and rise to their feet for Erika Kane. Erika Kane comes from behind the curtain and runs down the ramp and aisle and slides under the ropes and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and raises her hands high.] John Roe: The following contest is a standard match, introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia; at a weight of 160lbs, making her DU debut...ERIKA KANE!!! [Erika stands in the ring, the referee approaches her and goes over the rules of the match as Erika nods. Suddenly from over the barrier hops Noriko Lee followed by her manager Ryoko Kazami, Noriko slides into the ring armed with a Singapore cane and strikes Erika on the back of the head sending her down to the canvas. Noriko Lee then drives the cane down into Erika’s back several times as Ryoko stands on the apron holding a Japanese flag, Noriko picks up Erika and whips her to the ropes. Erika bounces off and heads towards Ryoko who drives the end of the flagpole into her head.] JLT: What the hell is this? Leah: It’s a beat down of course? JLT: But why? Leah: I don’t know Jamie, why don’t you go up to Ryoko and ask her? [Ryoko climbs into the ring and stands over Erika, talking rapidly in a foreign language as Noriko poses to the fans. Noriko’s music hits as the duo leave the ring, with other attack taking place. Erika lies on the canvas, breathing heavily as Noriko giggles up the ramp.] JLT: I’d like to know what this is about, I hope Holly Wentz or Krysta Taylor catch up to Noriko and get an interview from them! This is unfair, they’ve spoiled the match! Leah: Excuse me while I sob… [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor with both of her eyes bruised, and a cut on her forehead. She has her arm in a sling and smiles at the camera but winces as her mouth hurts. Next to her stands Bloo, Trixie and newcomer Jinx all dressed in their ring attire. Krysta nods to the director and speaks.] Krysta Taylor: By the way Leah, Gisele sucks worse than Mariah Carey’s movies. Yeah, that works. Anyways, I’m backstage here with lesbiannes Bloo and Trixie and a new lesbianne Jinx! Now I’ve been informed that I can’t catch anything from lesbians, so I’m good, Jinx, how are you feeling tonight? Jinx: I’m feeling good. I’m excited for my debut, and I’m here to impress, and by the way I’m no- Krysta Taylor: Right. Now, what’s up with your name? Jinx: Well it’s my name? You don’t get to pick your name. Trixie here is my younger sister and Bloo is a friend of mine, she’s practically family and she needed my help so I came to DU. Krysta Taylor: Heh, heh, so you could be like, Jinx the Minx? Jinx: If you wanted it to be? Krysta Taylor: See, I’m so original. People say to me all the time, you know, “Krysta, you are too original and intelligent for those folks at DU, come back to porn, come on, come back” but I keep telling them no, and they won’t listen. Jinx: Good for you. Krysta Taylor: Yeah, so anyway, how come everyone in your family turned out to be lesbiannes? Is it some kind of disease, did you inherit it from your parents? Jinx: Being lesbian isn’t a disease Krysta, it’s just, well, we believe that you’re born lesbian. I don’t see what the big deal is, I’m sure you’ve had lesbian experiences before, you were in porn after all. Krysta Taylor: Such rude questioning! I was assaulted last week, did I tell you that?! Honestly, now my mind has been totally crazy ever since, I think quicker than before, but no, I’ve never had a lesbian experience. I’m naturally straight thank you, and I’m lovin’ it. [Bloo then taps on Jinx’s shoulder, Jinx glances at Krysta and Bloo smiles. Krysta then frowns as Bloo approaches her, Bloo puts both of her hands on Krysta’s face and pulls her into a lesbian kiss. Krysta’s arms flutter trying to pull Bloo off as Jinx laughs, Bloo finally releases Krysta and winks at her, Trixie giggles and pulls her clients away from the set. Krysta throws herself on to the floor, coughing and retching.] Krysta Taylor: Help! Somebody get me disinfectant! [We cut elsewhere and see Ciara Demillo in her locker room, she’s adjusting her ring attire in the mirror. The door opens behind her, and Ciara scowls in the mirror and flips her hair to stare the person in the face. The camera cuts to see it’s Natalie Joyner, Natalie smiles at Ciara and laughs to herself, Ciara rolls her eyes and crosses her arms.] Ciara Demillo: What do you want? Did you not get the message last week? We’re not partners anymore. Natalie Joyner: I got that message loud and clear thank you. I don’t know what I was thinking with you, I can’t believe I agreed to be your partner only to have you stab me in the back. That’s low. Ciara Demillo: Natalie, this is wrestling. Backstabbing and wrestling go hand in hand. It’s not my fault if you got lost in the shuffle, and that you’ve had about as much impact on DU as a wet flannel. Natalie Joyner: Oh, and you suggest I go down your route? Come on Ciara, you have to use chairs and weapons in order for you to win. You use underhand tactics, you’re always cheating, no wonder you’ve made an impact when you use those objects. Ciara Demillo: I don’t need weapons to win. If people here gave me more respect then I wouldn’t need to take such extremes and destroy useless bitches in matches so easily. If people here gave me more respect lik- Natalie Joyner: You need to earn respect. You don’t just receive it as a present, it’s not something that’s just handed to you on a silver platter. I’m a wrestler Ciara, I don’t need underhand tactics to win. Ciara Demillo: I’m just a much better wrestler than you are Natalie, let’s face it, you were holding me back. You never had my back, you were no where to be seen, you were a shit partner. Natalie Joyner: I wa- Ciara Demillo: I’m the one making it, I’m the one getting to the top, what are you in? Some b-level match against some arsonist, yet I’m taking on the woman who just challenged for the Unleashed Championship. You were just holding me back. Natalie Joyner: You know what? I don’t even care. I’m going to defeat Kimberly later on and I’m going to defeat her cleanly, I’ll get to the top. I’m a straight, pure wrestler. Not some bitchy blonde who gets mad when she doesn’t get her way. [Natalie then turns and exits the room, Ciara looks back to the mirror with an amused look on her face, she runs her hands through her hair and smiles to herself.] Ciara Demillo: What a loser. [Ciara laughs to herself. We cut back JLT and Leah at ringside.] JLT: It looks like Natalie Joyner had a pretty good point there! I bet it took some guts to deliver that speech to Ciara rather than beat the crap out of her! Leah: I don’t think that’s her style, she’s probably too prude for that. Stupid prude women from Miami, they’re everywhere! JLT: I haven’t seen any? Leah: Oh shut up. Standard Match Kimberly Kendrick v Natalie Joyner JLT: We’ve got Natalie Joyner taking on Kimberly Kendrick next in their first match against each other, this should be pretty interesting. Kimberly has been on a rampage recently, and last week she was arrested after her match, we haven’t got a full story yet but if you’ve been reading the tabloids then you’d know. Leah: I know, we’re not allowed to comment on it! JLT: Yes, you’re sulking now aren’t you? Anyway, Natalie Joyner looks to be out on her own now and a victory would certainly prove something to Ciara and many others! [Once they are both legal, Kimberly cheap shots Natalie with a slap and cockily dances in front of her but Natalie fires back with an even bigger slap which sends Kimberly falling to her butt as Natalie pushes her forward grabbing her neck and ramming her head constantly into the mat until the referee has to pull her off. Kimberly rolls to her feet and runs towards Natalie but Natalie launches with a spinning heel kick which turns into a leg drop once Kimberly is on the floor, as Natalie is shaping up to be impressive in her debut. Natalie grabs Kimberly by her hair and throws her into the corner, chasing after her with a clothesline trapping Kendrick between the turnbuckle and her arm, but Natalie then props up Kimberly onto the top rope. The debuting diva is then grabbed by Kimberly’s arm and is forced away from the turnbuckle and into the canvas with a spinning DDT. Kimberly gets up with a smug look as she poses to the crowd. Kimberly then pulls Natalie to her feet and starts to shout in her face] Leah: Kimberly looks seriously deranged when she’s angry. JLT: I think she is seriously deranged. [Natalie has had enough and the blue-chipper decides to hit a European Uppercut to the swear-mouth taking her down to the mat with a shocked look on her face as the camera focuses in on her wide eyed shock until Natalie’s foot comes into view stomping away on the head of Kimberly before she is picked up by Natalie and taken down to the mat in a front face drop from a piledriver position. Natalie poses to the fans as Kimberly slowly gets back up to her feet, Natalie raises her arms above her head as she gets ready for a gymnastic maneuver as Kimberly rises fully to her feet Natalie leaps forward springing up into a handstand with her feet landing on Kimberly’s shoulders and around her neck. Natalie then uses her grip around Kendrick’s neck to rolls underneath Kimberly’s legs and pulls Kimberly face first down to the canvas as her head hits the mat before she bounces over into a roll landing spread eagled. ] [Natalie takes this opponent to signal for the crowd as she leaps onto the top rope before launching back off with a twisting leg drop as Kimberly screams out from the impact and holds her neck coughing as she scrambles for the ropes to get some air. Natalie takes this to her advantage as she runs to the ropes with Kendrick still lying idle, she then dives over the top rope and Kimberly’s body and as gravity pulls her to the floor she elbow drops the top of Kimberly’s head and neck area as she clutches her head and rolls back into the ring. Natalie climbs onto the apron and raises her arm to the crowd as Kimberly rises on the other side breathless and still holding her neck, Natalie leans back holding the ropes firmly in her hand jumping into the ring using the rope as her trampoline push, Kendrick counters Natalie for the first time in the match as she dropkicks the Natalie’s gut sending both women back down to the mat.] JLT: Kimberly seems to be taking control of this match once again, she is a powerhouse, she has a martial arts background. Leah: Hi-ya! JLT: What was that? Leah: Kung fu? Duh! [Kimberly seems to have hurt her hand as she shakes her hand getting Natalie in a front face lock position, she poses to the fans as they boo her she waves them off and taps Natalie’s back, just as she is about to move to execute the DDT, Natalie counters into a northern lights suplex, she gets up to her feet and brings up Kimberly with her. She slams Kimberly into the corner and nails a few kicks to the midsection keeping Kendrick in the same position and immobile, Natalie poses to the fans rise to their feet while the straight wrestling fan takes position opposite the corner.] [Natalie leans back on the rope and leaps into the ring with a coast to coast dropkick which she slams into Kimberly, but Kimberly has fallen across the shoulders of her opponent and consequently, into a pin as the referee knows his rule book by heart and sees this, he starts the count.] JLT: This could be it! Thanks to our very alert referee... [1] [2] [Natalie just gets her shoulder up but barely, as she tosses Kimberly off her, Kimberly stumbles to get to her feet using the other turnbuckle to steady herself. Natalie uses the ropes to climb to her feet and begins to walk towards Kendrick, Natalie then pulls her legs out from under her opponent after Kimberly swings for a clothesline and into a figure four leg lock in the center of the ring. Kimberly writhes on the canvas, she looks around for the ropes, but as Kimberly almost reaches the bottom rope Natalie stands up and drags her to the centre of the ring, Kimberly has no option but to tap out.] John Roe: Here is your winner...NATALIE JOYNER!!! [Natalie gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp, she looks back at Kimberly with a grin and heads backstage having won the match fairly. Kimberly gets up from the canvas in frustration and slaps the referee, suddenly policemen run down the canvas Kimberly rolls out of the ring and into the crowd, with the police in hot pursuit. We cut to Jamie and Leah.] JLT: What was all that about? The police after Kimberly again! Leah: Maybe it’s a Jamaican curse that whenever you lose, the police come and chase you, hoping to beat you with their rhythm sticks! -Commercial Break- [We cut backstage to see Holly Wentz walking with the camera, she talks to it over her shoulder with a microphone over her face. Her hair is flowing, and she’s dressed in a black business suit.] Holly Wentz: Hi everyone. I’m backstage and I’m trying to find Sexy Amanda to have a few words with her, and I was just going to let everyone know that I’m the ne- [Holly trips over something and falls to the concrete floor, she smiles sheepishly at the camera and picks herself up. She then bends over to check her heel and sees that the end of it is broken, a locker room door then opens and hits Holly on her behind sending the journalist flying forward once again, she lets out a growl of frustration. The camera pans to see Sexy Amanda standing over her, on her cell phone, Amanda talks to the person on the other end.] Sexy Amanda: Yeah…okay…I’ll call you later…yeah…you too…bye. [Amanda snaps the cell phone shut and frowns at Holly who waves at her from the ground. Holly then grabs onto the door handle and pulls herself up, she holds her head and smiles. Amanda sighs, annoyed.] Sexy Amanda: What do you want? Holly Wentz: A few words? Come on, please, it won’t take long! Sexy Amanda: I thought you were “exclusive” to that Katrina bitch, alright, I’ll do an interview. I’ll talk to you just to piss them off, what do you want to talk about? Holly Wentz: Have you found a partner yet? Sexy Amanda: Yes, I have. I was just on the phone to them actually. They’re very excited about tagging with me. Holly Wentz: Well, come on, don’t be shy! Who is it? Sexy Amanda: I can’t say. I can say that they’ll be in Mexico next week, they’ll be revealed there. Katrina and Kristin better watch their backs, because I’m gunning for their championships, I want those titles back! Holly Wentz: Okay bu- Sexy Amanda: And I’m done with this interview Holly, I have things to do. Thanks for your interest though, I’m sure the whole world will be pondering who my partner is now, but let me tell you this, it’s someone who can definitely wins back those titles! [Sexy Amanda then walks off, giving a glance back to Holly. Holly waves as she goes and then wipes her forehead, she blows out air and talks to her camera crew.] Holly Wentz: I’m a total pro! -Commercial Break- [We cut outside to see Kristin Wallace-Hudson standing with her arms crossed together, shivering in the cold of the parking lot. Katrina looks at her and scowls, dressed in her ring attire while Kristin is wearing a short blue dress.] Katrina: I thought you said it was warm out here? Kristin Wallace-Hudson: It was. Earlier. [Katrina sighs.] Katrina: Why are we out here again? Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Kat, I already told you. We’re out here to scout for Amanda’s partner, she could show up at any time and knowing Amanda she’s plotting some blind attack. I’m not going to let that happen, we have to be one step ahead of her. Katrina: But why can’t I just be expecting a blind attack? I’ll catch a cold out here, it’s freezing! Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Well a cold improve your singing voice. [Katrina steps forward and stares at Kristin. Kristin giggles and smiles, shrugging.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: What? It’s a natural fact. Everyone’s singing voice gets better when they have a cold, it makes having a cold fun! Katrina: Shane won’t appreciate it if I have a cold you know, he could catch it too! He could miss work, and that could be fatal. Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Well at least you’ll have more saliva and all that phlegm, I’m sure it would improve your, well, you know. Katrina: Do you want a slap tonight? Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Hey, wait, who’s that? [Kristin points into the distance with a quivering arm, the camera zooms in onto a white stretched limousine pulling into the arena. The Accomplishments glance at each other, as the door opens and out steps an exotic looking woman in a black evening gown and following her is a red-head.] [The woman comes to a halt in front of the tag team champions. She glances at her red-headed friend and nods, the red-head dumps her bags into Kristin’s hands.] Woman: Well I thought the staff would be better attired than that, but just put my bags in my locker room. I’ll be there shortly, don’t touch the contents. Just put the bags in my room. [The woman then gives a polite smile to Kristin who has a look of shock on her face, she looks at Katrina with a frown and her eyes wide. Katrina shrugs. The woman walks into the arena and looks around, she notices Holly Wentz stumbling along with a broken heel and muttering to herself, in her black business suit. The woman smiles and walks up to her, she takes Holly’s hand and shakes it.] Woman: Hi, you must be the owner. I’m Katia, and this is my manager Livia. Our contracts were finalized this week in Las Vegas, sorry we couldn’t attend, I’m sure our agent informed you of our status. Anyway, I’d thought we’d drop by and introduce ourselves. Holly Wentz: Actually I’m no- Katia: I'm the real deal here, I'm everything that this company needs.I have class, Taste, Sophistication, Something that this useless hood rats lack...So I'm asking. No wait, I'm demanding that one of the so called Divas meet my expectations and accept a challenge from the true Diva…from one who is really ready to get Unleashed! [Livia nods at her with a smile, Katia then shakes Holly’s hand again. Katia then turns to her manager and flicks her hand, indicating Livia to follow her, and Katia walks backstage in her evening gown, glancing into rooms. Holly Wentz sighs and turns around, Kristin Wallace-Hudson approaches her. She dumps Katia’s bags into Holly’s arms, making her stumble a little.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Who the hell was that? Holly Wentz: She said her name was Katia, she thought I was the owner! She didn’t give me a chance to tell her I wasn’t! Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Hmm, well she thought I was a some concierge, and she demands those bags in her room. She probably lives in some imaginary palace, good luck finding it. [Kristin turns and walks outside, she shrugs at Holly and points to the parking lot.] Holly Wentz: But! [Holly then sighs and looks at the bags. She turns and follows in the direction of Katia, walking oddly with one of her heels snapped. We cut back to the commentary table.] JLT: Well it looks like we meet one of DU’s newest divas in Katia, she looks ready for action. She certainly seemed extravagant. Leah: Did you see Kristin’s face? That was classic! Standard Match Bloo & Jinx v Carley Monroe & Shayla Walker JLT: Next up we have Carley and Shayla versus Bloo and Jinx! We get to see the debut of a brand new tag team! Leah: I know, how exciting! Carley Monroe and Shayla Walker are mentor and protégé, they’ve got more experience though, I’ll be putting my money on them to count out on top! [The two teams stand staring at each other, Shayla walks towards Jinx when Bloo grabs Shayla from behind and whips her to the corner following it up by a clothesline and then bulldogging her to the centre of the ring. Bloo gets to her feet when Carley flattens her with a clothesline, Jinx comes from behind with a sleeper hold but Carley leans forward sending her over and then kicks her out of the ring. Shayla also rolls out of the ring. Carley brings Jinx to her feet and nails some uppercuts before applying a headlock, Jinx shoves Carley to the ropes but Carley comes back with a spear. Jinx manages to fit her way back to the ropes with some harsh right hands. Carley gets up and leaps to her corner, tagging in the Askai Champion.] [Shayla and Carley double kick Jinx and suplex her into the canvas. They then pull her to her feet as Carley hoists her high above her head and then drops her onto Shayla’s knee. Shayla then begins her up and pulls her up into a full nelson and slams her into the canvas, Shayla then begins to stomp on her. Shayla kneels down and puts Jinx in a front face lock before climbing onto her back and putting her in an armbar.] JLT: Shayla looks like she’s gaining more wrestling experience, her trainer is Carley though. I still don’t like how Carley parades herself. Leah: Live with it, she thinks she’s fabulous, as do I. We’re one of the same! [Bloo heads into the ring and kicks the back of Shayla’s head, Shayla gets off her cover and turns around when Bloo flattens her with a spinning heel kick. Bloo picks her up and executes a powerbomb onto her when Carley leaps from the top rope onto her and Jinx with a cross body.] JLT: Jinx and Bloo are both looking good tonight too, they’re fairing well as a team! [Jinx then gets to her feet and runs to the ropes, Shayla gets to her feet when Jinx leaps into the air and decks her with a right hand knocking them both to the canvas. Bloo then gets Carley into her unprettier move and drives her into the canvas. Jinx and Bloo then high five each other.] [Bloo turns around and finds Shayla coming at her, Bloo picks her up but she turns in into a flying headscissors to Bloo. Both women find their feet. Bloo then swings at her but Shayla counters it into her finisher. Shayla then braces herself for the cover. Jinx picks up a chair but the referee snatches it off her.] [1] [2] [Jinx manages to sweep the legs of Shayla making her drop out of the canvas. Shayla then climbs to her feet but Bloo whips her to ropes. Carley is back up and heads towards Bloo but the diva turns and nails Carley with a superkick, Carley then spins around and is caught by a harsh uppercut to the jaw by Jinx who then drops onto a cover after a spike piledriver from her team-mate.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…BLOO & JINX!!! [Bloo and Jinx raise their arms in victory and smile at each other, they walk backstage. Carley brings Shayla to her feet, and then Shayla tells her to go backstage. Shayla then ducks down out of the ropes and heads over to a fan dressed as Darth Vader, she shakes her head and pulls the fan over the barrier and slides her into the ring.] JLT: The last time we had Darth Vader it turned out to be Barbara! Shayla’s learning from her mistakes! [Shayla nails Darth Vader across the feet, Shayla then kicks them in the stomach and pulls them up into a piledriver. She brings Vader to their feet, and then points to the crowd before pulling off their mask. Shayla looks on in shock as she sees the person underneath the costume is just an ordinary male fan, with black shaggy hair. Shayla then drops him and smiles sheepishly.] [Suddenly behind her in the ring stands Dame Barbara, armed with the Askai Championship. Shayla turns around and Barbara launches at her with the belt, catching her in the head. Shayla falls down to the canvas, and Barbara smiles. She snatches a microphone from the ring announcer.] Dame Barbara: Hello Divas Unleashed! Guess what! Your favourite British wrestling legend has just signed a brand new contract! That’s right! Seeing as I’m so bloody fantastic, I’ve also been granted a rematch against Shayla Walker for the Askai Championship. Shayla’s win for a fluke, and I intend to get that belt back and into the wonderful hands of Dame Barbara! [“My Sacrifice” plays as Barbara leaves the ring with a smile on her face, Shayla Walker is left cold on the canvas as Barbara struts up the ramp.] JLT: Wow! Barbara has signed a DU contract! Leah: I know! She’s 300 years old but she’s still a major signing! -Commercial Break- [Laura is backstage with Austin Mack, they’re talking quietly into each other’s faces, and Austin whispers into Laura’s ear occasionally. Kendra Wecker looks at her from her sitting position on a locker bench, with her crutches on either side of her.] Kendra Wecker: Can’t you two get a room? [Laura sighs and pushes Austin away. Austin takes a seat across the room, as Laura begins to check her boots are done up and doing last minute checks. Kendra interjects into the silent room.] Kendra Wecker: You know, I don’t like that JLT commentator. She gets on my nerves, both of them make stupid comments about us. They’re not doing a good job, that’s why you shouldn’t employ anyone from Nebraska, they suck. Laura: I don’t really care what they have to say about me, I just want to start winning. People are looking at me like the loser, stupid assholes. I need to prove myself, I’m not some loser, and I’ll teach that bitch Ciara a lesson next. Kendra Wecker: Right. Laura: And with the help of my lovely boyfriend and my dearest friend we should be able to do that no problem? Come on Kendra, be more positive than that. [Kendra looks confused, and looks at Austin with a frown. He gives her a half-smile.] Austin Mack: I know, my baby’s going to destroy Ciara out there. I can’t wait to see it. Laura: I know, I’ll try to impress you. [Kendra rolls her eyes as Laura winks at Austin and he smiles back at her. We cut to the commentary table.] JLT: Kendra doesn’t like me?! Leah: That’s hilarious! Standard Match Ciara Demillo v Laura JLT: Next up we’ve got Ciara Demillo and Laura in singles action, both women failed to achieved championship belts at Drop Dead Gorgeous but both will be hoping to redeem themselves and win tonight. Leah: Indeed they will. Ciara also ditched her partner at the pay per view, and Laura’s entourage seems to be going strong, even if Kendra hates you. That’s so funny. JLT: Yes. Ha. Ha. ["I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears blares of the PA system. The asle way fills with smoke, and blue lasers streak the enterway, as strobe lights light up the enteranceway as well. The new diva, "Pretty Hate Machine" Ciara Demillo comes skipping out through the curtain. She stands a mere 5', but her presence is like 10'. She is very charasmatic as she skips along the asleway having all the male, and female fans captivated. Her honey blond, and pink streaked hair is braided into many different braides. She is wearing Blue boots that go to her knee, and white shin protectors over them. She has one tight leather hot pants that are blue and white in color as well as a matching top. She pays the fans no attention and she grins from ear to ear and she bebops to the ring. Once in the ring she dances around the ring a bit before giving a princess wave, and begins focusing on her opponent.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Princess Town, USA; at a weight of 125lbs, the Pretty Hate Machine...CIARA DEMILLO!!! [As the opening for "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne blares, the arena lights dim and upon the first "clapping" sequence about 12.5 seconds, a huge blast of purple and pink pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. As the smoke from the explosion clears a figure can be seen standing in the smoke. As the horns resume at about 18 seconds, the figure comes out from the smoke and we see it is Laura. Laura makes her way to the ring with a cocky smirk and a cocky swagger in her step, doing so in the middle of the ramp so that way no fans can make any contact with her and within 15 seconds has gotten to the ring, where upon she dives into it headfirst. Once back on her feet she climbs to the second rope of the closest turnbuckle and poses herself with her arms in the shape in an "L" and takes in the fans' reactions towards her before getting down and sprinting to the turnbuckle directly diagonal from the one she was on, gets on the second rope there and poses with her arms in an "L" again.] John Roe: Her opponent; from Oshkosh, Wisconsin; at a weight of 134lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Austin Mack and Kendra Wecker...LAURA!!! [Austin Mack slides into the ring behind Ciara, Laura trash talks Ciara in front of her. Kendra hands Austin one of her crutches from outside the ring, Austin swings and nails Ciara in the back with the crutch. Ciara falls forward and Laura moves out of the way, Austin tosses the crutch to Laura who drives it down onto Ciara’s back several times before she tosses it out of the ring back to Kendra.] JLT: What the hell is Laura doing? [Laura brings Ciara to her feet and puts her in a jackknife powerbomb position, she lifts Ciara up into the air and spins her around before slamming her into the canvas executing the bomb, completing her “Perfection” finisher. Laura then covers Ciara and tells the referee to count, the referee shakes his head no but Austin Mack grabs him by his collar and tosses him into the floor. Austin then threatens the referee and the ref reluctantly calls for the bell as Laura covers with a smile on her face. The referee counts slowly.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…LAURA!!! [Laura gets up with a smile on her face, she hugs Austin as Kendra smiles on the outside. She gives JLT a dirty look and then slowly heads to the ramp, Laura then celebrates in the ring and Austin Mack raises her arm. The couple then leave the ring with a satisfied smile on their face.] JLT: What a cheap victory! Laura should be ashamed of herself! Leah: Well I don’t think she will be, considering she just won? JLT: She should be! [We cut backstage into the locker room of Lilith. She has a portrait of a headless body on her wall and stands in front of it, admiring it. Charmion is sitting reading “US Weekly” in the background, there is a knock at the door and Katrina and Kristin Wallace-Hudson enter the room. Lilith turns and manages a smile.] Katrina: So, are you ready for our tag match? Lilith: I’m ready. As long as you don’t try to screw me again, we’re fine. I want to win as much as you do. Kristin Wallace-Hudson: When did we screw you? Lilith: You don’t know? You took the tag team championships and put them on yourself and Katrina, instead of me and Katrina? Why was that? I never got an explanation. I just had to blame it on your greed. Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Well I’m sorry. It just slipped our minds, we didn’t mean to offend you Lil. Lilith: Well you did, and don’t try to convince me that it wasn’t intentional. Don’t worry though, I’ll get my revenge. You’ll see. [Lilith brushes through the two divas and leaves the room. Charmion then sighs and put her magazine down on the table, she mouths ‘Sorry’ to the champions as she leaves the ring. Katrina then laughs to herself.] Katrina: This has not been our night. Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Tell me about it! [Kristin then follows Charmion out of the room, she holds the door open and beckons for Katrina to fellow.] [John Roe steps into the ring, he’s dressed smartly in a black suit with a red shirt. His bald head shimmers in the light, he smiles to the crowd and brings his microphone to his lips.] John Roe: Here to present the Diva of the Month award, please welcome a woman of utter class and sophistication, awesome fashion sense and sexy style, the world’s number one supermodel, Gisele Bunchen! [“Just A Ride” by Jem hits the PA system as Gisele walks out with a smile on her face. She is wearing a white dress, which shows off her legs, and her hair is curly and flowing down past her shoulders. Leah stands on the commentary table, clapping overhead and pointing to the supermodel at JLT, who nods. Gisele smiles as she reaches the podium.] Gisele: Hello Brazil! I am very happy to present the award and I am honoured to be chosen. This is a special award and we shall crown the woman of October! So here we go! [Gisele opens the envelope, which has a red bow, and reads the name aloud with her accent strong.] Gisele: Kimberly Kendrick! [Gisele applauds and then looks around for Kimberly to collect the award. A stage hand runs on and whispers into Gisele’s ear, Gisele then nods and smiles.] Gisele: Okay. As Kimberly is not here to pick up the award I take it for her! [The audience cheers as Gisele leaves the stage, blowing a kiss. Leah blows one to her and climbs down off the announcers table.] JLT: Down girl! Leah: Oh, Gisele, she, so, fabulous! I’m so going to pass out! We love Gisele! JLT: You certainly do! Standard Match Icenique & Sexy Amanda v Katrina & Lilith (The Occult) JLT: Our main event is finally here! Yet another Exile has reached this stage, doesn’t time fly Leah? Leah: It does, but I’m happy because I’ve been waiting to see this match all evening. We’ve got Icenique and Sexy Amanda teaming up for the first time against the experienced Katrina and Lilith, in a good old fashioned tag team match! JLT: That’s right, Amanda defeated Katrina at DDG ’05 to earn a shot at Katrina’s tag team championships but we don’t know who her partner will be, so you could say that this match will give an insight in how she works with strangers? Leah: True, but remember, don’t take candy from strangers. Unless it’s a Butterfinger, then it’s okay. [The lights dim for a few seconds. At the entrance stands a lovely figure. "No Problems" by Lil' Scrappy begins to boom out the stadium speakers. Moments later silver pyros blast from every which way as she makes her way to the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Homestead, Florida; at a weight of 160lbs, the Unleashed Champion...ICENIQUE!!! [Ready, Steady, Go!" by L'Arc~en~Ciel begins and on DU's video wall, the second Japanese opening of Full Metal Alchemist begins.] [Ready, steady can't hold me back.] [Ready, steady give me good luck.] [Ready, steady never look back.] [Let's get started ready, steady go!!!] [Amanda enters the arena through a elevator on the side of the entrance stage. She is escorted by Mandy, who wears the suit of armor that she is stuck in. The two walk to the ring and Amanda climbs into the ring, while Mandy stays at ringside. Then Amanda walks to the center of the ring, with a blue light in a design of a Transmutation Circle. Amanda stands in the center of that circle, claps her hands together and places her hands onto the mat. At the time her hands touch the mat, fireworks shoot out of the corners of the ring and entrance stage.] John Roe: Her partner; from Akron, Ohio, at a weight of 120lbs, to be accompanied by Mandy...SEXY AMANDA!!! [The lights go out in the arena as spotlights move about the crowd and "All Day Long I Dream About Sex" by JC Chasez being to play over the loud speakers. As the lyrics start to kick in, a green spotlight goes to the entranceway and Katrina walks out from behind the curtain.] So you wanna be a rockstar Keep it going, don't stop Work it while you're on top, call the cops Rollercoaster riding, baby Up and down I love to watch you do it [Katrina enters the ring and begins to pose for the crowd, who begins to boo their once favorite diva. Kat just ignores them and continues to pose] John Roe: Their opponents, first, from New York City, New York; at a weight of 135lbs, to be accompanied by Kristin Wallace-Hudson, one half of the tag team champions...KATRINA!!! ["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down, and Lilith rises up from them with her daughter Charmion by her side. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. When she steps into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. Charmion stands on the apron, her body formed in a cross position as she leans against the ropes.] John Roe: Introducing her partner, from Cherry Falls, Hell; at a weight of 252lbs, to be accompanied by Charmion...LILITH!!! [The partners discuss who’s going to start the match, as the ref signals for the bell. Katrina and Icenique decide to start the match off. Amanda and Lilith get to their respective corners, as Katrina and Icenique advance on each other. The two lock up and Icenique ends up pushing Katrina back into a corner. The ref gets in between them, making them break the hold on each other. Then, Icenique slaps Katrina, hard. Katrina tries to get out of the corner, as she holds her face, but Icenique keeps her there, laying some harsh knife-edge chops across her chest.] [Icenique grabs Katrina and whips her into the other corner. She follows through, hitting Katrina with a clothesline and then grabbing her and nailing her with a bulldog. Icenique gets up, stomping on her a few times. Then, she drags her over to her corner, tagging Amanda in. She gets in the ring and they both grab Katrina, bouncing her off the ropes, hitting her with a double clothesline. Icenique gets back to her corner as Amanda picks Katrina up. Amanda then under hooks both of Katrina arms and nails her with a stalling piledriver. She goes for the pin.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [Amanda argues with the ref, stepping over Katrina. Katrina takes this opportunity and rolls Amanda up into a school boy. She only gets a two count as well. Amanda quickly gets up form it and starts to stomp Katrina, rather mad that she tried for a pin. Amanda brings Katrina up to her feet and whips her into the corner, hard. Katrina steps out of the corner, holding her back, only to have Amanda knock her down with a running calf kick. Amanda tries for another pin.] [1] [2] [Amanda argues with the ref again, and Katrina takes this opportunity to starts to crawl over to Lilith. Lilith reaches out for the tag, but Amanda grabs Katrina, before she can get any further. Amanda picks Katrina up and whips her off the ropes. Amanda goes for a back body drop, but instead Katrina kicks her in the face. Then, Katrina picks her up into a scoop slam position, drops her down onto her feet and slams Amanda down with a spinning DDT.] JLT: Both women desperately need a tag, Lilith hasn’t been involved in this match yet, Icenique and Amanda seemed to be working well as team. It looks as if Amanda is a chameleon in terms of teams. Leah: Well, it is tag team wrestling. [Both woman start to crawl to their respective corners. The fans get behind each wrestler, but Amanda gets to Icenique first, tagging her in. Katrina ends up jumping for the tag and gets it, bringing Lilith into the ring. Lilith climbs into the ring, much to Icenique’s delight. Icenique charges at Lilith, but Lilith knocks her down with an elbow to the face. Amanda tries the same thing but gets knocked down with a clothesline. Icenique gets back up and tries to punch Lilith, but Lilith catches it and slams her down to the mat with a sidewalk slam.] [Then, Lilith gets back up, bounces off the ropes and nails Icenique with a running elbow drop. Lilith goes for the pin, but Amanda breaks it up. Amanda picks Lilith up, by her hair and tosses her, slamming her down onto the mat with a headtoss. Amanda wipes a few strands of hair off her hands, disgusted. The ref tries to get Amanda back to her corner, but all that happens is Katrina nails Icenique from behind, knocking her out of the ring. Katrina waits for Amanda to get up and then vaults herself over the top rope, hitting Icenique with a body press.] [Back in the ring, Lilith waits for Icenique to get back up . When she does, Lilith runs into Icenique’s path and nails with a big boot. Lilith goes for a pin and only gets a two count. Lilith brings Icenique to her feet and whips her into the corner. Lilith goes to follow through with a clothesline, but Icenique grabs the ref and puts him in the corner and Lilith connects to him with a thundering splash. Lilith backs off as Icenique gets behind her. Lilith turns around as Icenique goes for a superkick. Lilith ducks and the referee gets nailed with it.] JLT: Poor Hank Krass! Our senior referee just taken out there! Leah: He could’ve ducked, it’s his own fault! [Lilith moves behind Icenique, but Amanda nails Lilith from behind, sending her to the mat. Then Katrina gets back into the ring and tries to hit Icenique with a clothesline. Icenique ducks it and Amanda hits Katrina with a jumping calf kick. Icenique takes this opportunity and slides out of the ring, grabbing a chair at ring side. Icenique slides back into the ring, as Amanda picks Lilith up. On the outside of the ring Katrina picks up a chair too. She slides into the ring, as Amanda picks Lilith up. Amanda holds onto Lilith, as Icenique looks like she’s about to hit Lilith with the chair.] [Icenique tells Katrina not to get any closer or she’ll hit Lilith with the chair but Katrina isn’t concerned. Icenique fakes going to hit Lilith, as Katrina tells her to stop and swings for her but Icenique dropkicks the chair out the sex kitten’s hands. Katrina kicks Icenique in the stomach and plants her with a DDT. Meanwhile, Lilith gets out of Amanda’s hold and gets behind her. Then, Lilith hits her with a running clothesline.] [Lilith waits for Amanda to get back up and then clotheslines her over the top rope, both of them going to the outside. Back in the ring, Katrina has gone to the top rope, Icenique laid out on the mat. Katrina signals to the crowd and performs the “Kat’s Eye” 450 splash. Icenique moves out of the way though, sending Katrina right into the mat. The referee now starts to regain his composure, getting up out of the corner. Icenique goes for the pin, but the ref has no idea its going on, as he tries to recover from the superkick.] [Icenique gets off of Katrina, complaining to the ref. Lilith gets back in the ring, waiting for Icenique to turn around. When she does, Lilith hits her with a “Hellish Nightmare” powerbomb finisher. Lilith being the legal woman, goes for the pin. The ref sees this one and starts to count.] [1] [2] [Icenique gets her foot on the rope.] JLT: That shows experience by Icenique! She knows where she is in the ring, she knows where the ropes are! Leah: Oh please, the ring is surrounded by ropes. It’s hardly rocket science! [Kristin leaps onto the apron in protest, the referee walks over to her and demands she get down. Lilith stands up and drags Icenique to the centre of the ring, Lilith then tells Kristin to get off the apron but Kristin ignores her. Sexy Amanda then leaps from the top rope with a reverse hurricanrana, she then scrambles out of the ring. She runs around to the other side and pulls Kristin off the apron, sending her to the floor. Lilith groggily gets to her feet as Icenique crawls behind her, Icenique then pulls her back into a schoolboy as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: The winners of this match…ICENIQUE & SEXY AMANDA!!! [Icenique climbs off the three count and smiles with another victory under her belt, she rises to her feet. Kristin climbs into the ring and comes from behind to Icenique, grabbing her by her hair. Icenique manages to counter Kristin and lifts her up into a death valley driver. Amanda smiles from the ramp, with Mandy leading her up the apron. Icenique grabs her championship belt and raises it above her head once again, as “No Problems” by Lil’ Scrappy plays into the arena, we fade out on the champion celebrating.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Marie for contributing to the show, I hope you all enjoyed it. I think people got confused over the deadlines but they're back to normal this week, but please check them! Our next pay per view is called "Ashes To Ashes" too, and should be a spookfest! YAY! Thanks for reading. -Card Subject to Change-