Friday September 16th 2005
Ellis Park Stadium, Johannesburg, South Africa

[We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen] [We cut into the buzzing arena. The fans are already on their feet, leaping up and down in their seats and bursting with excitement. We pan around the arena, zooming in on fans that give the camera thumbs up and poke out their tongues and other shy fans who give a coy wave and a smile. We traditionally glimpse around the arena, as the camera men pick out the best signs. “Carley is my idol!”, “Lilith is a sexy biatch” and “What happened to Taylor?!” are a few of the signs in attendance. We cut to the announcers table where Leah and JLT are sitting, both smiling.] JLT: Hello everyone and welcome to Exile! Tonight we an awesome show lined up for all of you and we’re coming to live from Johannesburg in South Africa! I’m JLT, and I’m joined as always by Leah. Sadly Leah, this is last stop in Africa! Next week we’re in South America, aren’t you gutted? Leah: You mean saddened at leaving all the mosquitoes and funny accents behind? Of course I’m not. Anyway, tonight we have a 5 Star Gauntlet headlining our show and I truly can’t wait. We get to see Ciara Demillo, Icenique, Katrina, Laura and Mystika all battle it out in the centre of the ring! We know that each woman has to be elminated by either pinfall or submission and they’ll enter in a random order every 5 minutes, it should be pretty exciting! JLT: I’m certainly looking forward to that one Leah. We’ve got the second debut of Jasmine Vega as she tries to gain some retribution for that savage attack by Lilith last week and the two pair up against each other once again tonight! Jasmine Vega is also set to perform another song, which should be pretty fun! Leah: We have a tag team match that sees the odd pairing of Carley Monroe and Shayla Walker taking on the debuting Noriko Lee and DU’s resident voodoo maniac Kimberly Kendrick. Noriko showed her dominance last week when she attacked Joanne Stratford in the ring and put her out of action, Shayla Walker needs to stay away from her and save her energy for when she takes on Dame Barbara for the Askai Championship! JLT: That could be one of their strategies tonight, you never know. We’ve also got Bloo taking on Sexy Amanda in singles action, both will be looking to get a victory heading into our huge pay per view in Argentina next week. Bloo needs to find her feet, and Amanda needs to prove something to Katrina, it would good if Amanda pulled off a victory tonight to show Katrina that she is a threat! Leah: I’m sure Katrina knows she is, Felicity is joining us via satellite and finally we have Carley Monroe appearing on the Shayla Show. That should be interesting, the Star Wars weirdo and the dumb trashy ho. JLT: Leah, you can’t say that. Leah: It’s true? JLT: Well, maybe it is but still you have to polite. We’ve just come on air, you could scare off potential casual viewers. Leah: Or! My bootylicious body would make them fans for life! It works both ways darling… [We cut backstage to see a man dressed in black walking down the locker room corridor. He has a walky-talky in his hand, and he has a clipboard in the other. He reaches a locker room marked “MYSTIKA” and enters the lavish room. There’s a selection of food from fruit to smoked salmon on a table, with two leather couches and a huge wide-screen television. Mystika rises from her position on the leather sofa and takes the note from him. Ino and Chester gather around, and Mystika reads the note out loud.] Mystika: Dear Gauntlet Competitors. Tonight’s match will only allow each competitor to have one person accompanying them to ringside. This is because if all 5 women had three managers the ring would be overcrowded, and is an attempt to make the match fairer. Thank you and good luck. Shane Rockford. [Mystika hands the note for Ino to read as Chester looks confused.] Chester McNugget: Is it from… [Chester looks around behind him and speaks in a lowered tone.] Chester McNugget: The government? Mystika: No sweetie. It’s from Shane. He says I can only have one of you guys at ringside tonight. To make the match better and fairer, although I don’t see how that’s possible when you have Austin and Kristin there. Chester McNugget: But…why? Mystika: I don’t know. Don’t worry about it, I’ll figure it out. I’m going to get changed for my match, it’ll help prepare me if I’m in my ring attire. I’ll be back in a few minutes. [Mystika turns on the television which shows live streaming from the arena and Chester smiles as he stares at it. Mystika grabs her bag and heads into the bathroom, Ino waits a few seconds before she opens a hidden door in the wall which shows a dark closet. She picks up a can of WD-40 and sprays a lot of it onto a towel, she then throws it back into the closet and smiles evilly. She approaches Chester from behind, and leaps onto his back, forcing the ‘infected’ towel over his face. Chester struggles for a few seconds before his body goes limp, and he falls to the floor. Ino then drags him into the closet by his arm.] [She tries to shut the door but Chester’s leg is sticking out, she then hears the lock on the bathroom door unlocking and she leaves the door and rushes to her position on the sofa and pretends to watch television. Mystika walks out, half-dressed in her attire and laughs to Ino. She picks up another bag as Ino smiles nicely at her.] Mystika: I forgot my boots. [Ino giggles. Mystika closes the door and locks it again. Ino then rushes over to the hidden closet once again, and kicks Chester’s legs in, stuffing him into the darkness. Ino then locks the white door which is invisible against the white paint. Ino then smiles evilly, and puts the key in her pocket. She then chuckles as she takes her place on the sofa, sitting relaxed and glancing at the bathroom.] [We see Jasmine Vega backstage, she is at the legendary drinks table and is pouring herself a cup of water. Next to her a large-breasted woman stands, she looks at Jasmine funny and Jasmine glances up at her, and forces a smile.] Woman: Hey, you’re Jasmine Vega aren’t you? Jasmine Vega: Yep, that’s me. Woman: Hi! My name’s Syren, I just signed with the company. I’m scheduled to start wrestling next week, I’m just here tonight meeting people and checking out things. Jasmine Vega: That’s cool. Well I’m pretty new here myself. Tonight is my in-ring debut actually, I’m taking on this woman called Lilith. Syren: I know. I saw she attacked you last week. I caught the recap, that was pretty unfair! I mean if you’re going to attack someone you should have the decency to do it face to face and in the ring. Jasmine Vega: That’s right. Well it’s nice meeting you. Syren: You too. Good luck with your match! [Jasmine smiles at her, and walks in the opposite direction. Syren smiles to herself and watches Jasmine walk into the distance.] JLT: That was interesting, we got to see Syren! She looks pretty nice, and she seems to have found a new friend in Jasmine! What do you think Leah? Leah: She was certainly abreast of the situation there, do you think she’s going to be busting out over the next few weeks? JLT: Are you just making puns now because Syren has big boobs? Leah: What? Me? Never! Tag Team Match Carley Monroe & Shayla Walker v Kimberly Kendrick & Noriko Lee JLT: We’ve got the very blonde Carley Monroe teaming with the obsessive Shayla Walker to take on the mysterious Kimberly Kendrick and the destructive Noriko Lee in tag team action next! Leah: Kimberly certainly got on everyone’s bad side last week, she needs to back up her talking and voodoo tricks in the ring though, and Noriko Lee was supposed to wrestle last week but decide to assault her opponent instead. JLT: I can’t wait to see Noriko Lee in the ring this week, it’s her wrestling debut with DU in this match, and I’ve been watching tapes of her in 3WL just to familiarise myself with her move arsenal. She’s pretty impressive Leah: You kiss too much ass Jamie. [Smoke pours out from the entrance way, we then see a female figure standing amdist the smoke with hands on her hips as "Shake ya Tail Feather" by Nelly begins to play and multi coloured strobe lights begins to flash. Carley Monroe wearing sunglasses and dressed in a short pink top and very short pink shorts and pink boots. then begins making her way down the aisle bumping and grinding to the music much to the fans delight (particularly the large male portion) once up on the apron of the ring Carley wiggles her rear end to the phrase "shake ya tail feathers" then gets into the ring and stands in the center she removes her glasses and raises her arms in the air as three pyro go off behind her one shooting straight up while the two others shoot diagonally right and left.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 110lbs…CARLEY MONROE!!! [“Star Wars” by John Williams begins to play on the PA system, the arena drops to darkness. The video wall turns to stars in the galaxy. As the song opens up into the instantly recognisable theme, Shayla Walker walks out under a purple light. She has her toy light saber which glows in the darkness, she swings it around on the stage and pretends to be fighting off an evil villain before heading to the ring.] John Roe: Her partner; from Barberton, Ohio; at a weight of 112lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by her light saber…SHAYLA WALKER!!! [She walks down the aisle, and she steps onto the first step before she double takes at someone in the first row. She hops down as a person is standing in the front row, dressed in an all-covering Darth Vader suit with the sign “I LUV SHAYLA 4EVER!” high above her head. Shayla smiles and waves to her and the fan waves back, Shayla slides into the ring and begins to discuss the upcoming match with Carley.] Leah: Who in their right mind would dress up like that? Honestly? JLT: A dedicated fan? Leah: Ugh. [The music hits the lights go out and a set of 6 Roman candle pyros go off 4 vertically and 2 diagonally crossing in the centre. Kimberly appears between the candles and stands with her head down, as she walks down the ramp more Roman candles light the walk way, she climbs into the ring through the second and third ropes the pyros end and the arena remains dark for a short period of time, then the lights slowly come back on to reveal Kimberly sitting in corner rocking backwards and forwards.] John Roe: Introducing their opponents, first, from Plymouth, Devon, England; at a weight of 135lbs, Knock Knock herself…KIMBERLY KENDRICK!!! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with Singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] John Roe: Her partner, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 113lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Ryoko Kazami, making her Divas Unleashed debut…NORIKO LEE!!! [The referee calls for the bell and Noriko decides she will start the match off, much to the annoyance of her tag team partner. Noriko jumps from side to side on her feet, staring at Carley and Shayla who are still discussing the match. They end up playing a game of rock, paper, scissors to decide who will start, but Carley gets distracted and waves at a good-looking male fan in the audience. Shayla’s “scissors” cuts Shayla’s unintended “paper” and Carley starts the match.] JLT: Carley seriously can’t concentrate on her match can she? A wrestler needs to have concentration! If people don’t concentrate then accidents happen. People just don’t listen anymore? Don’t you agree Leah? Leah: Huh? What did you say? I wasn’t listening. [Carley and Noriko approach each other, Noriko stares at Carley with a smug look on her face. Carley then slaps Noriko hard across the face, and then smiles to the fans. Noriko grabs her hair from behind and yanks it down slamming Carley into the canvas. Noriko then runs to the ropes opposite, Carley lies on the floor as Noriko hops over her. Carley then quickly gets to her feet and executes a back body drop onto Noriko sending her tumbling into the corner.] [While Carley applauds herself again, Noriko Lee ascends the top rope. Carley turns and is met by a missile dropkick which catches Noriko in the face and sends her slamming into the canvas. Noriko then quickly applies a fujiwara armbar to Carley as the blonde diva writhes on the mat, she manages to reach the bottom rope and does. Noriko doesn’t let go until the last second of the referee’s warning and brings Carley to her feet. She whips Carley into the ropes, but Carley counters sending and Kimberly Kendrick executes a blind tag as Noriko hits the ropes. Carley executes a shoulder block sending Noriko down to the canvas, but leaping from the top rope comes Kimberly Kendrick with a diving clothesline, striking Carley.] [Kimberly brings Carley to her feet and tosses her into the corner. Kimberly kicks her in the mid-section a few times before heading to the other side of the ring. Kimberly then charges towards her with an attempted spear in the corner but Carley hoists her up and Kimberly collides with the ring post. Carley hops down, posing to the fans and waving to them as she makes a tag to Shayla. Kimberly gets out of the turnbuckle, holding her shoulder and turns around to be met with a double clothesline from Carley and Shayla.] [Shayla brings Kimberly to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Shayla ducks Kimberly’s counter clothesline and hops behind her, locking in a German suplex. Shayla doesn’t have the strength to lift her, and instead ducks and rolls up Kimberly into a school boy pin.] [1] [2] [Kimberly rolls out.] [Kimberly runs towards Shayla but Shayla nails her with a hip toss, Kimberly bounces to her feet and runs towards Shayla again, Shayla hip tosses her once more and catches her from behind and plants her in the canvas with a bulldog. Shayla then does a Star Wars pose and climbs to the top rope, she leaps off with an attempted moonsault but Kimberly rolls out of the way.] JLT: Do you think Carley taught her that? Leah: I think Carley probably taught her how to pose before that. JLT: Good point. [Kimberly gets to her feet as Shayla holds her stomach, and runs towards Kimberly but Kimberly counters with an overhead suplex sending Shayla slamming into the canvas. Shayla stumbles to the ropes, she rests against the second one as Kimberly heads towards her, Kimberly then attempts a running knee to the face but Shayla ducks and pulls the top rope down sending Kimberly flying out to the outside. On the outside, Kimberly gets to her feet when Carley Monroe leaps onto her with a cross body from the apron sending both women down.] [Carley then rolls Kimberly back into the ring. Shayla brings Kimberly back to her feet and knees her in the stomach, Shayla runs to the ropes and executes her sunset flip “Sunset Whirl” finisher. Shayla then covers Kimberly, hooking both of her legs. Carley cheers from the apron.] [1] [2] [Kimberly kicks out.] [Shayla gets to her feet. She frowns and gets to her feet, she goes to her corner and tags in Carley. Carley hops into the ring, Carley then grabs one of Kimberly’s legs and tries to turn her into a submission but Kimberly uses the ropes to pull herself up. Kimberly hops as Carley holds her leg, and then leaps into the air with an enziguri kick to the face. Kimberly then crawls to her corner and tags in Noriko Lee, Noriko climbs to the top rope. She waits perching, as Carley turns Noriko leaps off with a hurricanrana takedown sending Carley into the canvas.] [Noriko then runs to the ropes and executes a springboard DDT catching Carley and driving her into the canvas. Noriko then quickly jumps onto a cover. The referee gets in position to count.] [1] [2] [Carley kicks out.] [Noriko brings Carley to her feet and flips her to the canvas with a head snap. Noriko then holds onto Carley’s arm, and applies into a fujiwara armbar. Carley writhes on the canvas, trying to reach the ropes as Noriko applies maximum pressure. The referee asks Carley if she wants to give up, and she shakes her head no.] JLT: Carley could tap here! Leah: She could! [Just as Carley looks like she’s about to tap, Shayla climbs to the top rope and leaps with a missile dropkick hitting Noriko. Noriko releases her hold and gets to her feet, Shayla bounces to the ropes and Noriko executes a back body drop over the top rope. Shayla hits the floor on the outside, Kimberly Kendrick hops down and joins her. Kimberly kicks Shayla and tries to whip her into the step steps but Shayla reverses it and sends Kimberly crashing into them.] JLT: That had to hurt! [Shayla climbs back onto the apron, and climbs the top turnbuckle. Noriko has Carley slumped against the corner, Noriko turns around as Shayla leaps into the ring with an attempted flying clothesline but Noriko takes a step backwards and makes her land in an x-factor facebuster position.] Leah: That was a modified version of the Cataclysm! [Noriko rolls Shayla over and attempts a pinfall. The referee shakes his head no, as Shayla isn’t the legal person. Noriko then rings Shayla to her feet and tosses her out of the ring, Noriko is then met from behind by a reverse DDT from Carley otherwise known as her finisher “The Cutdown”, Carley covers her.] [1] [2] [Kimberly Kendrick interrupts the count.] [Kimberly whips Carley to the ropes and hits her with a superkick sending her down to the canvas. Kimberly then escapes out of the ring, both women stir in the ring, Ryoko shouts in Japanese at Noriko from ringside. Noriko climbs to the top rope, Carley gets to her feet. Carley walks towards Noriko, and Noriko lauches off with a dragonrana Molly-Go-Round move slamming Carley into the canvas. Noriko then hooks both of the legs.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…KIMBERLY KENDRICK & NORIKO LEE!!! [Kimberly gives a dark look to Carley on the canvas, and drops down from the apron and walks up the ramp. Noriko Lee and Ryoko Kazami climb into the ring, with Ryoko waving a Chinese flag. Shayla Walker suddenly comes from behind with a dropkick to Noriko sending her stumbling out of the ropes, and nails a spinning heel kick to Ryoko sending her rolling out of the ring.] JLT: Shayla certainly got revenge there, but Kimberly and Noriko win! Leah: What is Shayla doing now? [Shayla is prompting the person at ringside dressed as Darth Vader to enter the ring, security help the person over the barricade and she walks into the ring. Carley Monroe lies on the outside of the ring, holding her head as Shayla is handed her light saber by John Roe.] [Shayla raises her arms in the ring as “Star Wars” by John Williams plays, ‘Darth Vader’ asks if she can hold her light saber and Shayla gladly lets her. Darth Vader raises it above their head, as they stand with their arms in the air together. Darth Vader then suddenly drops her arms and strikes Shayla across the face with the saber, smashing it and sending Shayla down into the canvas.] Leah: What the hell was that?! [Darth Vader then rolls Shayla over into a ‘regal stretch’ position, and applies maximum pressure to the hold as Shayla looks motionless in the hold. After a few minutes, Darth Vader shoves Shayla forward.] JLT: Who is that?! Leah: It looks like they’re taking off their mask! [In the ring, Darth Vader removes their mask revealing the old and smiling face of Dame Barbara, the current Askai Champion. The fans boo, as Dame Barbara smiles and waves to them, her hair is perfect, and she is handed a microphone from a stagehand.] Dame Barbara: Oh shut up with your booing. I came here tonight to deliver a simple message to Shayla, that message is that you should never underestimate a legend! I’m a legend in Britain, I’m a legend in the whole of the wrestling business, and come this Sunday. Shayla, darling, I’ll be pinning you to retain my beautiful Askai championship! [Dame Barbara then throws the microphone onto Shayla, and poses for the fans once more. She exits the ring, with a smug smile on her face and heads backstage. We cut to see Shayla writhing on the ring canvas.] JLT: Whoa! Can you believe Dame Barbara was here? Can you believe what she said?! Leah: Or did! I can’t wait for the Askai match now! [We cut backstage to Krysta Taylor who is standing on the Exile interview set. She smiles, with a revealing white dress that shows off her ample cleavage. Next to her stands Bloo in her pleather ring attire, Trixie standing over her shoulder. Krysta brings the microphone to her pink lips.] Krysta Taylor: I’m standing by with Bloo and Trixie the Pixie. Now Bloo, how do you feel about your match tonight? You’re going head to head with Sexy Amanda in singles action? Bloo: I’m excited. I think I can beat her. I’ve raised my game in recent weeks, what with Mystika and I coming to a truce too, I’m more confident. Krysta Taylor: And what’s going on with that? Bloo: What? [Krysta points to Trixie, whose eyes narrow at Krysta.] Bloo: Trixie? Well she’s my lover, and as much as you say so in your column we don’t have plans to seduce Mystika. She’s just a good friend of ours, that’s all. Krysta Taylor: Of course she is- [Krysta is suddenly brushed out of the way as Natalie Joyner enters the seat, Bloo’s posture rises up as she has a half-smile at Joyner. Joyner smiles at her, dressed in her casual attire with her blonde hair flowing. She takes Krysta’s microphone.] Natalie Joyner: You know when I got here, the management made the mistake of putting me in matches that were too gimmicky. Ladder matches, hardcore matches, I don’t like those matches. I’m a straight wrestler. Bloo: Well I don’t mind gimmick matches. Maybe you’re just intimated by them? Natalie Joyner: I’ll make a deal with you, I know we both hate each other and our partners want to tear each other apart, but why don’t you and I go head to head in a singles match. A standard rules, straight wrestling match at Drop Dead Gorgeous. Bloo: Sure. I’d love the whole wide world to see my kicking your ass, that would be pretty fun. You seem to keep playing on the word ‘straight’ to, and since I’m DU’s only lesbian, are you worried about getting turned on by me in that ring? Natalie Joyner: No. I’ll see you in the ring. [Natalie waves goodbye to Bloo who sneers at her. Trixie then winks at Bloo, who smiles widely at her. Krysta then leans into the shot.] Krysta Taylor: Don’t worry. She’s a robot. You can take her. [Krysta nods at her, as Bloo rolls her eyes and Trixie leads her away from the interview set.] [We cut to another locker room where we see Katrina staring at the tv with a disgusted look on her face. Kristin giggles from her position on the leather sofa, sipping white wine from a crystal glass. Katrina turns to her manager and friend.] Katrina: I can’t believe that bitch. Did you see what she wrote about me in that column? I swear, we need to teach her a lesson, she wrote some pretty nasty things about everyone in that column. Kristin: I know, you’ve told me a thousand times already. Katrina: And we have more bad news, Shayla got taken to hospital. It sucks. It’s not turning out to be a good evening for us! Kristin: Katrina, you need to think like me more. I mean it’s not a bad thing that Shayla got taken to hospital, it’s a wonderful thing. It leaves Sexy Amanda partner-less, her little sidekick is no where to be seen tonight. It’s perfect. Katrina: That’s true. We’re the tag team champions, we can handle Sexy Amada. I’m confident tonight too, I can’t wait to get into that ring. People need to start recognise me as being a serious competitor again, you know before we got these titles people were underestimating us. Kristin: I know, but you know you weren’t armed with me then. I’m the most gifted manager on the roster. That’s why you need to focus on your match tonight, it’s more important than Krysta. We’ll take care of her. [Katrina smiles at Kristin, and Kristin returns it with her own evil smile. Kristin then sips from her glass and nods to herself before taking her seat again.] -Commercial Break- Standard Match Jasmine Vega v Lilith ["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down, and Lilith rises up from them with her daughter Charmion by her side. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. When she steps into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. Charmion stands on the apron, her body formed in a cross position as she leans against the ropes.] John Roe: The following contest is a standard match scheduled for one fall, introducing first; from Cherry Falls, Hell; at a weight of 252lbs, to be accompanied by Charmion...LILITH!!! [The arena goes pitch black and its silent for a moment leaving the crowd wondering what's going on. A picture of a flashing siren is shown on the titanron and sirens start going off as "Red Hot" begins to blast through out the arena. Fog starts emerging around the stage area. Red pyros shoot straight up and across the stage into the air. A stripper cage is seen lowered onto the stage as the sparks from the pyros begin to fall. As the cage is set on the stage the fog clears and dancing in it is Jasmine Vega! The crowd go in uproar cheering loudly for the blonde bombshell. Jasmine exits the cage and waves and blow kisses into the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp way slapping fans hands. She walks up the steel steps and goes through the middle rope giving the guys a sneak peak of her booty. Jasmine enters the ring and goes to the center of the stage and as she lifts her arms up in the air gold pyros explode into the air] John Roe: Her opponent; from London, England; at a weight of 120lbs...JASMINE VEGA!!! Leah: Jasmine Vega now FINALLY making her DU ring debut after an impressive singing debut two weeks ago, and a gruesome beating from Lilith last week. JLT: Lilith gave Jasime a hell of a welcome to say the least. I doubt she had anyone sucking her blood in the 3WL. Leah: Yes, Jasmine Vega is a veteran of 3WL, and she looks anxious to make a name for herself here as well. JLT: Well she made a good start two weeks with her singing and sexy dance moves. Hopefully she can make up for the beating last week. She's off to a good start through, showing off the goods in that enticing pink bikini top. [Lilith and Jasmine begin by circling each other, feeling each other out. Then they go in for a collar elbow tie up. Lilith powers Jasmine into the corner then knees her in the gut, then throws her across the ring in a hip toss.] Leah: Jasmine holding her back in pain. JLT: Welcome to Divas Unleashed! [Lilith picks Jasmine up by her hair and Jasmine starts to fight back with punches to the gut, then rights and lefts to the face as Lilith staggers backward. Jasmine throws a big right but its ducked, the momentum putting her back against the ropes. Then Lilith clotheslines Jasmine over the top rope and to the floor.] Leah: It looks like Jasmine needs a new game plan. Brawling it out with Lilith has just landed her hurt and on the outside. JLT: You think? It's never a good idea to slug it out with a 6'4, 252 pound demon. [The referee starts counting. But the count is interrupted when Lilith goes outside and goes after Jasmine. Jasmine flees then slides into the ring. Lilith follows but Jasmine starts kicking Lilith in the back of the head. Lilith is struggling to stand back up. Jasmine finally does a leg drop right to the back of her neck, hurting Lilith.] Leah: Lilith rolls to her back holding her neck. She might be seriously hurt now. JLT: That might be the break Jasmine needed. Leah: I hope there was no pun intended. Last thing we want is to see one of our superstars injuried. JLT: Of course not. I just meant that this might be Jasmine's opportunity to take over this match. Sheesh. [Jasmine grabs Lilith and puts her head between her legs, then piledrives her into the match. Lilith convulses a little as she lays on her back. Then she goes for a pin.] [1] [2] Leah: No Lilith gets a shoulder up. [Jasmine picks Lilith up again as she continuously throws forearms to the back of her neck.] JLT: This is smart wrestling from Jasmine, focusing her efforts at a weak point. And now she picks Lilith up in a fireman's carry. She could be looking to injure her permanately. Payback for the attack last week. [Jasmine swings her legs out but Lilith grabs hold of Jasmine's head and drives her down with a swinging DDT. Jasmine now on her back unconscious while Lilith is crawling to the ropes.] Leah: Lilith has a murderous look on her face. Vega's attacks may have just angered Lilith into doing more than just suck her blood this time. JLT: She is pure evil, that's for sure. [Lilith gets up and pulls Jasmine to her feet. Then slams her down with a Butterfly Powerbomb. Jasmine is laying on her back spread eagle, while Lilith stands over her with a psychotic look on her face.] Leah: Lilith nailing a move she calls Crimson Essences. That might be all she wrote for Jasmine Vega who isn't showing any sign of life. JLT: What's Lilith doing now? She's calling Charmion to give her a chair. Is she looking to get herself disqualified. Leah: It looks like she wants to literally kill Jasmine Vega. JLT: What a loss it would be. Beautiful, with a voice that's oh so sweet. [Charmion hands Lilith a chair. She raises it up to strike down an already unconscious Jasmine Vega. But the referee snatches the chair away just before it comes down. The referee takes the chair and throws it to the outside. Lilith livid gets in the referees face.] Leah: The referee may have just saved Jasmine's life. JLT: Jasmine starting to get up and crawling toward Lilith. Leah: But Lilith can't see her. Charmion yelling out to warn her but Jasmine Vega just hit her with a POWERFUL RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! JLT: What an impressive move from Jasmine Vega. Showing a lot of heart here. [Both ladies are out on their back. They then start to get up at about the same time. Jasmine gets up first but just as Lilith is about to stand, Jasmine tackles her. Jasmine starts to punch Lilith all over her face as she kneels over her. Lilith defends herself by wrapping her legs around Jasmine's waist and pushing her back.] Leah: Jasmine really bringing on the intensity here. JLT: But Lilith has managed to effectively defend herself, using those big strong legs of hers. [Jasmine is still trying to punch Lilith but is missing as Lilith's body is just too long. Lilith then gets one of her legs loose and throws it over Jasmine's shoulder and hooks it under her other leg for a laying down triangle choke.] JLT: Oh my gosh! Lilith just locked in a triangle choke. Jasmine doesn't even have room to move as she's wrapped up in those massive legs. Leah: Jasmine in big trouble as she's caught up in a variation of Lilith's "Garden of Eden". [Lilith then throws her momentum to the side as Jasmine is now on her side, while still firmly in the hold. Lilith picks herself up on with her arms and kneels over her.] Leah: And now Lilith has the "Garden of Eden" completely locked in. JLT: Jasmine's face is turning bright red. [The referee checking if Jasmine either submits or passes out. Jasmine then desperately tries to kick her feet out to touch the rope. She reaches out and finally gets her feet under the ropes. The referee sees this and instructs Lilith to let go of the hold.] JLT: Lilith now, defying the referee, refusing to let Jasmine go. [Referee counts] [1] [2] [3] [4] Leah: Lilith finally lets go avoiding disqualification. [Lilith lifts Jasmine up and throws her against the ropes. Lilith goes for a clothesline but Jasmine counters with a floatover and then a Michinocu driver.] Leah: And just like that, the momentum goes back into Jasmine's favor. JLT: Excellent match, as it just continues to go back and forth between them. [Jasmine, with a burst of Adrenaline, makes her way to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope. Then she jumps across and lands an elbow and follows that up with a pin.] [1] [2] JLT: THREE!!! Jasmine did it! Leah: No! Almost. Lilith gets a shoulder up again. [Jasmine stands up measuring Lilith, waiting for her to get up. Lilith doesn't waste much time rolling to her knees and making her way to her feet. Jasmine swings at her with a clothesline but Lilith ducks and kicks her in the gut. Lilith then pulls Jasmine into a powerbomb position and unleashes her “Hellish Nightmares” finisher. Lilith then falls onto a cover.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…LILITH!!! JLT: Lilith did it! She beat Jasmine! Leah: That has got to be a blow to Jasmine, that means Lilith has gotten the better of her for two weeks in a row now! [Lilith stands with a happy look on her face, she exits the ring as Jasmine is left reeling on the ring canvas. Lilith stumbles her way up the ramp.] [We cut to the parking lot where we see Icenique walking with an official and she has a rucksack resting on her back. She has a sledgehammer in her hand, and they stop in front of a red hummer car. The black-dressed official points to it, and Icenique nods and smiles. The official walks away and Icenique watches him head into the arena, and looks around. She mutters to herself.] Icenique: Well Laura, this is a pretty nice car. I hate to admit it, but you have good taste. Too bad… [Icenique takes off the bag and places it on the floor. Icenique brings her sledgehammer up and slams it into the car’s windshield, shattering it and sending glass flying everywhere. Icenique then stands in front of the car and raises the sledgehammer above her head and smashes it into the front of the car, denting it. She does it two more times before she smashes the front lights with the wooden end of the weapon, and then heads to her bag of goodies.] [She pulls out a can of paint, and she lifts the lid off tossing it into the parking lot. She then opens the back door and tosses it inside onto the leather seats, and does the same to the front. Icenique then closes the doors, and leaves the empty can inside the car. Icenique then pulls out a can of spray paint and begins to write on the side of the car, marking the red paint with black.] [Icenique sprays “S.K.A.N.K” onto one side of the car, and heads around the other side to sprawl “S.L.U.T” across it. Suddenly Icenique’s cell phone before to ring and she stares at it ringing as she pulls it from her pocket.] Icenique: Damn it. [She answers it.] Icenique: Hello…now?! But I thought you were distr…okay…fine…bye! [Icenique quickly runs to her bag, she tosses the spray paint can and her cell phone in and runs across the parking lot to crouch down behind a car. The camera follows her, as she stares at the sledgehammer and curses once more. We cut to another camera crew which is following Laura, Laura walks into the parking lot in higher spirits than last week with Austin Mack. Laura suddenly stops her destroyed car as her eye grow wide and she shouts.] Laura: What the hell happened to my car?! [Laura picks up the sledgehammer on the floor, and shakes her head. She then begins to giggle a slight bit.] Laura: Icenique, you try too hard. If last week wasn’t bad enough, you try to destroy my car, but you know, I’m not going to let it get to me. [Austin interrupts her.] Austin Mack: You should take a look inside, I think we need to find somewhere else to, well, you know. [Laura sighs.] Laura: Whatever. [We cut to Icenique looking at the camera, holding her nose and trying not to laugh. We then see Austin Mack put his arm around Laura.] [We cut to Shane’s office where he is sitting behind his desk, writing on a piece of paper. Suddenly the door opens and two large men walk in with a huge box, they plant it down on the floor and Tequila walks in behind them, dressed in a revealing yellow dress with her hair tied up. She points at the desk.] Tequila: That’s the one, and you can put the boxes anywhere. [The two men pick up the desk and begin to carry it out, Shane grabs the papers on it and sits in his chair. Men continue to bring in boxes and place them around, and Tequila smiles at them. Tequila then glances at Shane, as a large man stands behind him, holding the side of his chair.] Tequila: Shane, stand up, they want to take your chair! [Shane stands up and approaches Tequila with a confused look on his face, she smiles at him and begins to play with his suit, tucking it more.] Shane Rockford: What in the hell are you doing? Tequila: Oh, didn’t I tell you? I spoke to Kristin earlier, did you know she had to buy her whole wardrobe again because of what Amanda did to her clothes, all using Oliver’s credit card too. So that gave me an idea, I’m having our office re-designed. Shane Rockford: Why? That desk is pretty expensive you know. Where’s it going? Tequila: Oh, it’s going to the dump. Don’t worry, you’ll love the stuff that I’ve picked out! [Shane sighs, and shakes his head at his girlfriend, who returns a cheeky smile to him. We cut to ringside.] Leah: I want our desk to be re-designed. It collapses so easily. JLT: I know what you mean, one hit and it’s all the floor in pieces. It seems Tequila has Shane around her little finger now? Leah: That’s why you should keep in your pants, but seriously, we should get a new desk. We could have Shane’s old one! JLT: We could, we’ll be back after this… -Commercial Break- [We cut to the ring where Jasmine Vega is standing dressed in sexy jeans and a white top, she winks at the camera and surrounding her are dancers who all men dressed in black. John Roe is standing in front of her, dressed in his usual suit with a smile on his face.] John Roe: Here tonight, performing “Red Hot”, please give a warm welcome to…JASMINE VEGA!!! [John Roe makes his exit from the ring as the arena drops to a red strobe light, after a few seconds the music starts as Jasmine dances in the ring. Her back up dancers move around her, Jasmine dances to the music as she sings another song from her illustrious album.] JLT: Wait a minute! [Lilith slides into the ring, she tries to clothesline Jasmine from behind but Jasmine ducks and Lilith hits the ropes. Lilith charges back at her but Jasmine hits her over the head with her microphone sending her falling to the canvas. Jasmine begins to stomp on Lilith as the music cuts and the dancers huddle in a corner and one by one exit the ring.] Leah: Lilith tried to attack Jasmine! Again! [Suddenly down the aisle runs Noriko Lee with her manager Ryoko in tow. Noriko slides into the ring, armed with Ryoko’s Singapore cane and whacks it into Jasmine’s back sending her falling to the floor. Ryoko climbs into the ring and both women begin to stomp onto Jasmine.] [A few fans cheer as Syren slides into the ring, Noriko spots her and makes a sharp exit with her manager and they stand on the outside of the ring. Syren then brings Lilith to her feet and tosses her over the top rope and falling to the floor on the outside.] JLT: It looks like Syren is here to rescue Jasmine! [Syren helps Jasmine up to her feet, Jasmine holds her back and she and Syren exchange looks with Noriko and Lilith as they make their way up to the stage. Syren then raises Jasmine’s hand in the air as the fans cheer and “Red Hot” begins to play again.] Leah: Syren looked pretty impressive, she scared off Noriko! JLT: I don’t think this is the last we’ll see of her! [We cut back to Shane’s office which has been re-designed. There is bright yellow walls, and a bright blue fluffy carpet. There’s now a bright pink Barbie desk, and a pink leather chair. There is a giant waterfall fountain on side of the office, which resembles the Amazon rainforest and has leaves and makes monkey noises. On the wall are pictures of Crystal and Tequila, and there is multicoloured been bags and a television set. There’s a white fur rug on the floor, which has the head of a Polar Bear still attached. Tequila smiles as she looks around the room.] Tequila: This is so beautiful, I could cry! Shane Rockford: You call this beau- [Tequila picks up a plate and thrusts it in Shane’s direction, with a grin on her face.] Tequila: Marshmallow? [Shane shakes his head, Tequila puts them down and puts and arm around Shane’s waist, leaning into him lovingly.] Tequila: They’ll be better when we get our fireplace, we can roast them then. Shane Rockford: You ordered a fireplace?! I can’t believe you used my money to pay for all of this cr- [Shane is interrupted by a knock at the door, soon after it thrusts open and in walks Lilith and Noriko Lee and Ryoko Kazami following her. Lilith glances at Noriko, and talks directly to Shane.] Lilith: We want a match with Jasmine, well I want to take her on in singles action. I don’t know what these two are doing, but I want Jasmine! Noriko Lee: Hey! I want Jasmine too, I helped you out there! Lilith: I never asked you to! [Tequila interrupts them, thrusting a plate in their direction with a smile on her face.] Tequila: Smoked salmon? [Shane brushes her away, as Lilith frowns at her. Tequila takes a seat on a bean bag with a sulked expression.] Shane Rockford: Anyway, you both want Jasmine? Why don’t I have you team together to take her on, that solves the problem? Noriko Lee: I want Syren too! Lilith: Yeah! Noriko Lee: I said it first, she had no business interfering in my plans! Shane Rockford: Well Syren could be Jasmine’s partner, then it all works out well for everyone. Syren gets to make her debut, Jasmine has a partner she trusts and you two get to face her. [Lilith glances at Noriko.] Lilith: Fine. I’ll do that. [Noriko and Ryoko nod to Shane and walk out of the room. Lilith then gives Shane a lingering look before leaving herself. Shane then heads to his desk and takes a seat on his leather chair, which makes noises as he tries to adjust himself in it.] Standard Match Bloo v Sexy Amanda JLT: Next up we have Bloo taking on Sexy Amanda in singles action. Bloo is taking on Natalie Joyner at Drop Dead Gorgeous while Amanda tackles Katrina. This should be a pretty good contest Leah! Leah: I hope Trixie doesn’t try and seduce me, I’ve told her, I’m straight. These lesbians just want me so much, it must be one of their fantasies that I’m straight. JLT: I’m sure… [The lights in the arena turn blue as "Last Night On Earth" by Powerman 5000 hits the sound system. Just then Bloo come walking out. right behind Bloo is her friend/ manager Trixie. The audience gives off a mixed reaction to the two as Bloo and Trixie head to the ring. Before they enter the ring Bloo walks around it looking for a fan. Once she find the fan, weither it be male or female, she then gives that lucky person a kiss, sometimes on the cheek other times on the lips, alway leaving behind a blue kiss mark.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; at weight a of 110lbs, to be accompanied by Trixie...BLOO!!! [Ready, Steady, Go!" by L'Arc~en~Ciel begins and on DU's video wall, the second Japanese opening of Full Metal Alchemist begins.] [Ready, steady can't hold me back.] [Ready, steady give me good luck.] [Ready, steady never look back.] [Let's get started ready, steady go!!!] [Amanda enters the arena through a elevator on the side of the entrance stage. She is escorted by Mandy, who wears the suit of armor that she is stuck in. The two walk to the ring and Amanda climbs into the ring, while Mandy stays at ringside. Then Amanda walks to the center of the ring, with a blue light in a design of a Transmutation Circle. Amanda stands in the center of that circle, claps her hands together and places her hands onto the mat. At the time her hands touch the mat, fireworks shoot out of the corners of the ring and entrance stage.] John Roe: Her opponent; from Akron, Ohio; at a weight of 120lbs, to be accompanied by Mandy...SEXY AMANDA!!! [Once they are both legal, Amanda cheap shots Bloo with a slap and taunts in front of her but Bloo fires back with an even bigger slap which sends Amanda falling to her butt as Bloo pushes her forward grabbing her neck and ramming her head constantly into the mat until the referee has to pull her off. Amanda rolls to her feet and runs towards Bloo but Bloo launches with a spinning heel kick which turns into a leg drop once Amanda is on the floor, as Bloo is shaping up to be impressive in her debut. Bloo grabs Amanda by her hair and throws her into the corner, chasing after her with a clothesline trapping Amanda between the turnbuckle and her arm, but Bloo then props up Amanda onto the top rope. The debuting diva is then grabbed by Amanda’s arm and is forced away from the turnbuckle and into the canvas with a spinning DDT. Amanda gets up with a smug look as she poses to the crowd. Amanda then pulls Bloo to her feet and starts to shout in her face] [Bloo has had enough and the blue-chipper decides to hit a European Uppercut to the swear-mouth taking her down to the mat with a shocked look on her face as the camera focuses in on her wide eyed shock until Bloo’s foot comes into view stomping away on the head of Amanda before she is picked up by Bloo and taken down to the mat in a front face drop from a piledriver position. Bloo poses to the fans as Amanda slowly gets back up to her feet, Bloo raises her arms above her head as she gets ready for a gymnastic maneuver as Amanda rises fully to her feet Bloo leaps forward springing up into a handstand with her feet landing on Amanda’s shoulders and around her neck. Bloo then uses her grip around Amanda’s neck to rolls underneath Amanda’s legs and pulls Amanda face first down to the canvas as her head hits the mat before she bounces over into a roll landing spread eagled. ] [Bloo takes this opponent to signal for the crowd as she leaps onto the top rope before launching back off with a twisting leg drop as Amanda screams out from the impact and holds her neck coughing as she scrambles for the ropes to get some air. Bloo takes this to her advantage as she runs to the ropes with Amanda still lying idle, she then dives over the top rope and Amanda’s body and as gravity pulls her to the floor she elbow drops the top of Amanda’s head and neck area as she clutches her head and rolls back into the ring. Bloo climbs onto the apron and raises her arm to the crowd as Amanda rises on the other side breathless and still holding her neck, Bloo leans back holding the ropes firmly in her hand jumping into the ring using the rope as her trampoline push, Amanda counters Bloo for the first time in the match as she dropkicks the Bloo’s gut sending both women back down to the mat.] JLT: This is a pretty close contest! It’s going to hard to predict a winner! Leah: Amanda is trying to prove to Katrina, and Bloo is trying to prove to Natalie Joyner. That’s what you need for a good wrestling match! JLT: Peer pressure? Leah: Yes! [Amanda seems to have hurt her hand as she shakes her hand getting Bloo in a front face lock position, she poses to the fans as they boo her she waves them off and taps Bloo’s back, just as she is about to move to execute the DDT, Bloo counters into a northern lights suplex, she gets up to her feet and brings up Amanda with her. She slams Amanda into the corner and nails a few kicks to the midsection keeping Amanda in the same position and immobile, Bloo poses for her signature move as the fans rise to their feet while the stripper takes position opposite the corner.] [Bloo leans back on the rope and leaps into the ring with a coast to coast dropkick which she slams into Amanda, but Amanda has fallen across the shoulders of her opponent and consequently, into a pin as the referee knows his rule book by heart and sees this, he starts the count.] JLT: It’s nice to see such knowledgable officiating! Leah: I know, usually the referee is out for most of the match, how refreshing! [1] [2] [Bloo just gets her shoulder up but barely, as she tosses Amanda off her, Amanda stumbles to get to her feet using the other turnbuckle to steady herself. Bloo uses the ropes to climb to her feet and begins to walk towards Amanda, Bloo then pulls her into an inverted DDT. Bloo covers.] [1] [2] [Amanda gets her shoulder up.] [Bloo gets to her feet and brings Amanda up, she whips Amanda to the ropes but Amanda counters and catches Bloo into a diamond cutter slamming her into the canvas.] JLT: I think that was a modified version of “Forbidden Alchemy”! [Amanda then brings Bloo up and hooks her into a pedigree position, and slams her into the canvas. Trixie looks on, worried, as Sexy Amanda poses to the fans and then quickly drops to a cover, hooking the legs.] Leah: Amanda has her pinned! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner...SEXY AMANDA!!! [Sexy Amanda stands up victorious, suddenly down the aisle runs Katrina who slides into the ring armed with her tag team championship. Katrina strikes Amanda over the head with it as she turns around, Mandy climbs into the ring as Katrina quickly darts out and walks up the ramp with a smile on her face.] JLT: Ooh! I can’t wait for DDG 05! Leah: I know! Katrina’s claws strike! [We cut to Krysta Taylor who is standing by backstage. Next to her is Ciara Demillo dressed in her ring attire, Krysta smiles at the camera. Suddenly Ashley and Charmion hop into the shot, they look at the camera and suddenly duck. The camera follows them as they crawl off the set, they’re dressed in camoflauge and have coal smeared on their cheeks. Krysta raises her eyebrows, and shrugs it off.] Krysta Taylor: I’m standing by with Ciara Demillo whose one of 5 women competing in the “5 Star Gauntlet” later on in the show, how are you feeling about your match tonight? Ciara Demillo: I'm feeling good, these drag kings aren't going to be able to keep up with me, in this ring tonight Krysta Taylor: Who do you think will your biggest threat in the match? Ciara Demillo: Mystika is trying to reinvent the wheel to be good enough to beat me, and Icenique is fucking everyone under the sun to prepare for this match.. but i don't think any of them are really "5 Star" enough to hang with the Pretty Hate Machine Krysta Taylor: Where does that name come from anyway? Ciara Demillo: I have nothing for Hate and Discontent for these so called DU Divas. And I'm pretty. And My wrestling is like a machine, no errors, except for human errors. So I'm the Pretty Hate Machine Krysta Taylor: You’re a little plain for a blonde to be honest, but anyway, you mentioned Mystika, you’re taking her on for the Rockford State Championship at Drop Dead Gorgeous, how do you feel about the chance to get your hands on your first belt? Ciara Demillo: Plain?!? Plain!?! Bitch please, I'll show you, and lil miss Wanna be Machine how plain and simple DU really is. Everything is so cut and dry, Mystika is like Ben Stein. Want some dry eyes? Well too bad, there won't be a dry eye in the house come Drop Dead Gorgeous when Ciara Demillo FINALLY captures DU gold, as everyone will know, it's the beginning of the end. Krysta Taylor: Okay. I think I might have had too much botox to cry, I’m not sure, I’ll have to check with my doctors. Is there anything else you’d like to add? Ciara Demillo: DU Divas, just because you bath in star dust, doesn't make you a Star, and all that glitters is gold, and it's going to be glittering around my waist soon enough. Krysta Taylor: Right. You could always buy fake glitter anyway, because you can brush up against men at clubs and stuff and they have all glitter on them and they go home to their girlfriends and they break up with them and then they call you. But anyway, we’ll be back after this commercial break! [Krysta gives Ciara a dirty look as Ciara heads in the opposite direction.] -Commercial Break- [“Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson plays as Tequila walks out onto the stage with a microphone in her hand, she strolls down to the ring. She steps in and the set has been designed in “Friends” fashion with life-size posters of Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry. There’s a coffee table, complete with coffee and a clipboard in the frame of the infamous photo frame spy hole. Tequila waits for the music to die down before she speaks.] Tequila: Welcome to the Tequila Show! Since Dame Barbara took out Shayla tonight and we couldn’t find a host in time, I’ve decided to take over the show! Let’s bring out first guest! [“Shake Your Tailfeather” by Nelly hits the PA system as Carley Monroe walks out with a smile on her face. She waves to the fans dressed in a purple dress and skips down to the ring, blowing kisses at them. She hops into the ring and waves to the fans before taking a seat.] Tequila: Carley, welcome! Carley Monroe: Thanks! It’s superfun to be here! Tequila: My first question is how lon- [Tequila is interrupted by the sounds of “Pretty Tied Up” by Guns n’ Roses as Felicity’s video package shows on the video wall. Tequila rolls her eyes, and stands up awaiting her new arch rival. The video package turns into a satellite feed as we see Felicity sitting down at what appears to be her home, with the logo “Live from Toronto” appearing at the top of the screen.] Felicity: Oh Tequila, how nice to see you. You’ve really been hogging all the attention tonight. How are things going? Tequila: Wonderful actually. What do you want? Felicity: I just wanted to let everyone know that I’m going to be in Argentina next week and I’m going to be at ringside for Kimberly Kendrick. I’m happy to her represent me, it should be a fun match. I can’t wait to see your in-ring return. Tequila: Okay, are you done? Because I have an interview with Carley here and I’d like to get back to it? Felicity: Well I don’t know, I’m not sure how possible that will be. Tequila: Why? What’s that supposed to mean? [Suddenly from behind comes Kimberly Kendrick to Tequila with a kendo stick to the back. Carley Monroe suddenly gets up from her position and attempts to clothesline Kimberly, Kimberly hits her in the face with the kendo stick and picks her up and tosses her out of the ring to the padded floor. Kimberly picks up the coffee table and tosses it out of the ring, sending it to the floor and the coffee spilling everywhere. Kimberly then drags Tequila to the centre of the ring, she heads to the corner and pulls something from under the turnbuckle which is revealed to be a Roman candle which lies on a silver plate.] [Kimberly giggles to herself, and stands over Tequila’s dazed head. Kimberly then tilts the candle, sending the hot wax rushing down and onto the face of the president’s girlfriend. Kimberly aims for Tequila’s eyes, she kneels down and pulls open Tequila’s eyes and tries to pour the wax in. Kimberly then gives up and smiles, she pulls a doll out of her pocket and begins to stab it and giggles to herself. Felicity is seen looking confident on the video wall. Kimberly then leaves the ring with a smug expression on her face as medics run down the aisle to tend to the injured blondes.] [We cut backstage where we see two home-made bushes. They’re green and have been coloured in by crayons, Ashley’s head pops over it, she’s wearing a hard army hat and has a green camouflage attire on. Her bestest friend Charmion pops her head up next to her, and the two nod at each other seriously.] [The two run with their ‘bush’ shields and scramble into a room of the arena. The camera follows and both women drop their disguises and breath a sigh of relief. Ashley pulls out a few posters from her Spice Girls backpack and pins them on the wall. Ashley pins in a Backstreet Boys one, and kisses each other them.] Charmion: Where did my Busted poster go? Ashley T. Bopper: I couldn’t bring it, it wouldn’t fit in my bag! Don’t worry, Charlie is still our idol, he’s so fit. I love him. [Both girls sigh lovingly. Ashley’s phone rings.] b>Ashley T. Bopper: Hello, Bopper Enterprises, how may I help you…yeah…YEAH…YES…WICKED…OH MY GOSH…BYE!!! Charmion: What? What? Ashley T. Bopper: Char, you are not going to believe this! Charmion: Oooh! Ashley T. Bopper: We- [Ashley smiles at her, and as she opens her mouth we cut to a vignette hyping Drop Dead Gorgeous.] Leah: Damn those vignettes! JLT: I know! 5 Star Gauntlet Match Ciara Demillo v Icenique v Katrina v Laura v Mystika JLT: It’s finally here Leah! Our main event, are you as excited as I am? The first ever “5 Star Gauntlet”, I think it could become one of our most classic matches and we could be witnessing it’s debut! Leah: Your orange juice has been spiked, but yes! It’s exciting, it’s the final fallout before Drop Dead Gorgeous, we’ve got Ciara, Icenique, Katrina, Laura and Mystika all battling it out to be top dog, and get the win heading into our giant pay per view. JLT: Here’s John Roe, he’s going to tell us of the rules! [We cut to John Roe in the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is a 5 Star Gauntlet. 5 women will enter randomly at intervals of 5 minutes, eliminations can occur via pinfall, submissions and standard rules apply. The winner is the woman last woman standing, so without further ado, let’s introduce the first competitor! [“Complicated” by Avril Lavigne hits the PA system as Laura emerges from the smoke that fill the stage. At her side is Austin Mack, her chosen manager for this match, Laura looks confident as she walks to the ring. She manages to smile at Austin, who stands at ringside. She strikes an “L” pose on the apron, before she drops and heads into the ring, striking another “L” pose in front of the crowd.] John Roe: Introducing the first competitor; hailing from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, at a weight of 134lbs, to be accompanied by Austin Mack…LAURA!!! JLT: Laura is the first woman in, that’s got to be the worst deal of the match right? Leah: I think so. She’s going to be really tired, it’ll be a struggle for her to survive. I wonder who’s the second entry? [Laura stands in her ring attire, prepared for her fight. “All Day Long I Dream About Sex” by JC Chasez hits the PA system, Katrina walks out from backstage with Kristin Wallace-Hudson at her side. She has her championship belt around her waist, and smiles to the crowd. Kristin struts down to the ring first, with her title belt over her shoulder, staring at Laura.] John Roe: Introducing the second competitor, hailing from New York City, New York; at a weight of 135lbs, to be accompanied by Kristin Wallace-Hudson, one half of the tag team champions…KATRINA!!! [Katrina steps into the ring as her music cuts out and the referee calls for the bell. Laura immediately runs towards her with a clothesline catching Katrina off guard as she falls to the floor with her belt still around her waist. Laura begins to stomp on her opponent, as Katrina is dragged to her feet and undoes her belt, tossing it to the side.] JLT: Katrina is the second entrant, remember, these two teamed together last week and were victorious! It doesn’t look there’s any friendship tonight! Leah: Well it’s all about winning, every woman for herself! [Laura slams Katrina into the corner and nails her with some stiff right hands. Laura then heads to the other side of the ring, and charges at Katrina with a leaping body splash which connects. Katrina falls to her butt, as Laura smiles. Laura then signals for a bronco buster and runs towards Katrina, Katrina manages to counter by hoisting herself out of the turnbuckle and spearing Laura down as she runs.] Leah: We have 4:30 minutes remaining until our next participant! [Katrina kicks Laura in the back as she rises to her feet, Laura counters with a jawbreaker sending Katrina to the ropes. Katrina walks back into the ring, Laura gets her in a side headlock. Laura tries to drive her into the canvas with a bulldog but Katrina counters and shoves Laura to the ropes, Laura hits them and bounces back. Katrina then executes a powerslam driving Laura into the canvas. The referee gets in position to count.] [1] [Laura gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Nice try by Katrina! [Katrina then gets off her cover and runs to the ropes attempting a lionsault but Laura rolls out of the way and Katrina lands on her feet. Laura executes a swinging neckbreaker onto Katrina as they both lie on the floor. The clock counts down with 3:48 left to go. Laura rises to her feet and picks up Katrina in a scoop slam position, she then ties her in a tree of woe in the corner. Laura then kicks Katrina and runs to the other side of the ring, she nails a baseball slide to Katrina in the corner. Laura then sits Katrina up, as she faces the crowd on the top turnbuckle. Laura then grabs both of her arms into a jackknife powerbomb position. Laura then walks into the ring.] JLT: It looks like she’s going for her “Perfection” finisher! Leah: She has Katrina in the perfect position at least! [Laura spins around a few times, but Katrina manages to counter the move by pushing her feet off the ropes and flipping over Laura, and hoists Laura up into the same position. Katrina holds Laura’s arms on her shoulders, and has her in a jackknife position. Katrina then reaches her arms up and grabs Laura’s neck, and slams her down into the canvas with a widows peak neckbreaker move. Katrina then attempts another cover.] [1] [2] JLT: She’s done it! [Laura gets her shoulder up.] [Katrina then mounts Laura with an STF position submission, Katrina stretches back on Laura’s neck. Laura refuses to give up, and claws herself to the ropes, after a minute of struggling, Laura’s hand finally clamps on the bottom rope. Katrina is forced to relinquish her hold. Katrina then watches Laura as she lies on the canvas, heavily breathing.] [With 1:30 to go, Katrina drags Laura into the centre of the ring, Katrina then poses for the fans and heads to the top rope. Katrina adjusts herself on the top rope, as she signals once more, before leaping off with a 450 splash “Kat’s Eye” finisher, but Laura manages to roll out of the way and Katrina slams into the canvas.] Leah: Ouch! [Katrina lies motionless, holding her front. She manages to roll sideways out of the ring, as Kristin rushes over and tends to her. Laura finds her feet, and watches the clock as it counts down from 30 seconds and she regains her composure and tries to conserve on energy.] Leah: I wonder whose next? [The 30 seconds expire, and a buzzer sounds. “Thank You For The Venom” by My Chemical Romance hits the PA system as Mystika runs out from the backstage area, she hurtles down the ramp and slides into the ring, with Ino jogging behind her.] JLT: Mystika is next! Leah: Complete with Ino, I wonder if Mystika ever found out what she did to Chester? [Mystika tackles Laura, and nails her in the face with lefts and rights. Mystika then shoves Laura into the corner, and hits her hard across the face as she props her on the top rope. Mystika then climbs up there with her, and executes a frakensteiner sending her into the ring. Mystika then leaps onto a cover.] [1] [2] [Laura gets her shoulder up.] JLT: It looks as if Mystika is trying to wear Laura down and get a quick cover! [Mystika brings Laura to her feet and slams her into the corner once again. Mystika then heads to the opposite side, and raises her arms in the air and starts to run but Katrina grabs her hair and yanks her down in the canvas stopping her. Laura then runs out of the corner and clotheslines Katrina into the mat.] [4:02 remain as Laura brings Mystika to her feet, Laura hoists Mystika onto her shoulders into a torture rack position before swinging her around into a spinning neckbreaker. Katrina ascends the top rope, and leaps off with an attempted hurricanrana onto Laura, but Laura manages to counter and gets her into a jackknife powerbomb. Laura slams her into the canvas completing her “Perfection” finisher.] JLT: She finally nailed it! [Laura then covers Katrina. The referee gets in position.] [1] [2] [Kristin yanks the referee out of the ring, Laura looks for the three count but it doesn’t come. Laura then stands up and leans over the top rope, grabbing Kristin by her red hair and pulling her onto the ring apron. Mystika comes from behind and rolls up Laura into a victory roll move.] [1] [2] [Laura rolls out.] [2:22 remain as Laura climbs to her feet as Mystika runs to her. Laura hoists Mystika up into the air but Mystika counters with a dropkick, Laura stumbles backwards and hits the ropes as Mystika lands on her feet. Laura then falls forward and catches Mystika in a spear sending them both down to the canvas. Katrina has risen to her feet and sees both of her opponents lying on the mat. Katrina then positions Mystika so she’s lying in the centre of the ring, and brings Laura to her feet. Katrina brings Laura up into an electric chair and lifts her up and slams her down into the canvas, as she lands with a body splash onto Mystika at the same time.] JLT: Inventive move there from Katrina! Leah: I bet she got that from the Kama Sultra. [Katrina brings Laura to her feet and tosses her over the top rope to the outside. Katrina then focuses on Mystika, she brings her to her feet and attempts an eye of the hurricane neckbreaker move, but Mystika counters. Mystika uses her body strength and stands up before sitting down and sending Katrina into the canvas with a piledriver. Mystika then covers.] [1] [2] [Katrina gets her leg on the rope.] JLT: Five seconds until the next person! [The time limit expires once again. “I’m A Slave 4 U” by Britney Spears hits the arena as Ciara Demillo walks out, she takes her time as she walks down the aisle. Mystika gives her an amused look, Ciara steps into the ring and immediately runs and shoves Mystika. Mystika hits the ropes and bounces back, shoving Ciara and making her land on her back. Ciara then gets up and the two begin to fight, exchanging punches with one another.] Leah: Ciara is the next participant! [Ciara kicks Mystika and gets her into a side headlock as Ciara runs up the turnbuckle and spins around attempting to execute an acid drop but Mystika pushes Ciara away in mid-air sending her flying into Laura, Laura catches her and executes a sit-down powerbomb. Laura then covers.] Leah: Nice! [1] [Mystika dropkicks Laura in the face sending her off the cover.] [Mystika brings Ciara to her feet by her blonde hair, slamming her into the corner. Mystika nails a few shots to the face and props Ciara onto the top rope, Laura comes from behind with an attempted back suplex but Mystika manages to land on her feet. Mystika shoves Laura forward into the turnbuckle, Ciara catches her and drives her into the canvas with a spinning DDT.] [Katrina has positioned herself on the apron, she leans back and leaps into the ring, connecting with a head scissors to Mystika taking her down onto the canvas. With 2:20 remaining, Katrina rises to her feet and is met by Ciara. Ciara swings at her with a punch but Katrina sweeps her legs from underneath her. Ciara is on her knees, as Katrina bounces to the ropes and attempts a shining wizard but Ciara counters with a rock bottom move taking Katrina down. Ciara then rises to her feet, as Laura comes from behind with a victory roll.] [1] [2] [Ciara manages to roll out.] [Both women find their feet and tie up. Laura hoists Ciara into the air with a stalling suplex before driving her into the canvas. With 1:03 remaining, Laura floatsover onto a pin to Ciara. Mystika leaps from the top rope with a swanton bomb which breaks up the cover, as all four women lie on their backs in the ring, all breathing heavily. Austin Mack, Ino and Kristin all shout advice to their clients in the ring.] JLT: I think we know whose coming next! Leah: All four women are going to be tired, I bet Laura is exhausted! [The time limit reaches 20 seconds left, as all four women slowly find their feet. The competitors reach their feet finally and just as “No Problems” by Lil’ Scrappy blasts into the arena, the bootylicious Icenique races down the ramp and slides into the ring. She bounces to the ropes and nails a double clothesline to Laura and Katrina sending them down to the canvas. Ciara comes from behind, with an attempted bulldog but Icenique shoves Ciara forwards into a superkick from Mystika.] [Mystika and Icenique then team up as Laura gets to her feet, Icenique and Mystika both kick Laura in the mid-section and nail a double DDT driving her into the canvas. Both women get up and Icenique strikes Mystika in the face, and shoves her into the corner and props her on the top rope. Katrina has regained her feet, Katrina runs towards Icenique but Icenique throws Katrina over her head in a reverse leapfrog and Katrina lands on the second rope. Katrina climbs to the top and grabs Mystika in an overhead belly to belly suplex, Katrina launches Mystika over as Mystika hurtles into the ring, Mystika manages to turn the move into a whisper of the wind catching Icenique in the face on her descent as all three women fall to the canvas.] JLT: This is turning into quite the carnage! Leah: Bodies are flying everywhere! [Ciara and Laura have found their feet, Ciara approaches Laura but attempts to back body drop her over the top rope but Ciara lands on the apron. Ciara turns Laura around and gets her into a suplex position and hoists her out of the ring as both women smash to the padded floor on the outside of the ring. Katrina has managed to find the top rope in the ring, she poses for the fans and leaps off the top rope with a 450 splash “Kat’s Eye” finisher which connects with Mystika. Katrina then hooks both of her legs, as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Mystika’s been eliminated! Leah: She took a beating, and she dished one out! I don’t know, what are they supposed to do now? Go to the back? JLT: Probably? [Katrina rises to her feet when Icenique comes from behind with a Russian leg sweep driving her back down into the canvas. On the outside of the ring, Ciara whips Laura into the ring post, she hits it and falls to the floor. Ciara climbs back onto the apron, Icenique immediately runs over to her and pulls her in by her hair. Icenique then kicks Ciara but Ciara manages to catch on her legs and lift her up into the air by it and down back with a spinebuster move, slamming her into the canvas. Ciara then flips over Icenique for a pin. She covers.] [1] [2] [Icenique kicks out.] [Laura slides into the ring, with a bit of blood dripping from her forehead, armed with a chair. Kristin immediately jumps onto the top rope protesting, Ciara and Icenique both get to their feet. Laura swings for Icenique but she ducks and the chair connects with Ciara, sending her back to the canvas. Icenique kicks the chair out of Laura’s hands and Icenique attempts to execute her flatliner finisher on her. Laura counters and pushes Icenique to the ropes as the two tumble to the outside.] [Icenique and Laura begin to exchange punches on the outside. The referee chases after them, begging them to return to the ring. Meanwhile Katrina gets to her feet in the ring, she sees Ciara laying motionless in the ring and watches Icenique and Laura. They reach the top of the stage, as Austin throws a chair to Laura. Laura swings at Icenique but Icenique ducks and counters by snatching the chair out of her hand. Icenique hits Laura across the head with a chair, sending Laura to her knees. Laura leans backwards as Icenique uses a foot to push her onto her back, with Laura’s head on the edge of the stage.] JLT: This is scary! Leah: You wimp. [Icenique then brings Laura to her feet, and Laura nails a cheap shot and begins to gauge at her eyes. Icenique stumbles, and Laura kicks her in the mid-section and gets her in position for a jackknife powerbomb. Laura hoists Icenique up into the air and spins her around.] Leah: I hope she’s not going to… [Laura then thrusts Icenique off the edge of the stage, but Icenique manages to counter somehow and grabs Laura into a flatliner pulling her off the stage with her. Both women fall to the concrete fall, and smash through tables and other objects lying there. They both lie motionless on the floor as Austin Mack rushes to the edge.] JLT: Oh my God! I can’t believe what just happened! Leah! Leah: Wow, that was pretty cool! JLT: Cool?! They could be dead! Leah: You’re so pessimistic, I bet they’re not even hurt! [The referee climbs down amongst the wreckage as both women lie with an arm over their shoulders. The referee then swings his arms declaring both women out of the match, Austin Mack then jumps from the stage down into the wreckage and tends to his girlfriend while Kendra Wecker hobbles out onto the stage in her clutches.] JLT: It looks as if we’re down to just Katrina and Ciara! Leah: Mystika is still at ringside, she might be hurt, I don’t know what she’s doing! [We see Ino and Mystika huddled together, as medics tend to her. Meanwhile on the stage, the referee calls medics out and the EMTS rush from backstage. In the ring Katrina has climbed to the top rope with Ciara slowly rising to her feet, suddenly from the crowd comes Sexy Amanda. She leaps over the barricade and hops onto the apron; Amanda shoves Katrina into the ring. Ciara manages to catch her into a reverse facebuster move, Ciara then rolls her over. The referee spots the cover in the ring and runs down, he slides into the ring and begins to count.] Leah: This could be it! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…CIARA DEMILLO!!! JLT: What a match! Leah: I don’t think it’s over! Not by a long shot! [Mystika suddenly shoves all her medics away, and grabs her title belt from Ino. Ciara stands in the ring celebrating, Mystika slides under the bottom rope and strikes her in the back of the head with her belt. Ciara falls to the canvas, as Mystika stands over her. Mystika raises her Rockford Championship above to the crowd, as we cut to Icenique and Laura being loaded into stretchers. We continue to cut back between both before we fade out to black.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Ash and Eric and anyone else for contributing to the show, I hope you all enjoyed it. This was our last show before Drop Dead Gorgeous, we had a good week of roleplaying, we only had two people who didn't roleplay which is a the lowest in a long time, lol, but I hope you all enjoyed the show. I determined the entries into the gauntlet by drawing them out of a hat, if anyone is interested. Good luck at DDG! Thanks for reading. -Card Subject to Change-