Friday September 2nd 2005
Bukit Jalil Stadium, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

[The arena is quiet with the sounds of small talk between the crowds and then the arena suddenly drops to darkness, the fans in attendance cheer and scream with excitement. The opening sounds of “Round Round” by the Sugababes play as the video screens show a car hurling down empty LA streets at night. A long truck suddenly crosses in front of the path, and the car’s impact is marked with a fire explosion from the stage. The three members of the Sugababes stand dressed in silver and black, at the top of newly placed stairs and begin to sing the chorus of the song.] [The stage has been re-designed with silver and glossy looking stars that spread the width of the stage, and are curved on the edges. There is a break at the top of the stairs of black floor, and there is a giant ‘X’ which is sandwiched between two huge video screens. The babes walk down the stairs, following Mutya to the stage who sings the first verse.] [There is another pyro as the babes dance to the infectious chorus, swinging their microphone stands around and twirling on stage. The babes re-adjust their positions to allow Keisha who is wearing a black halter top and skirt, with her hair following back to take centre stage.] [Finally, the song breaks down and slows as Heidi sings her part. On the video screens are ‘signature’ moments from DU’s past and history blended with a grungey black and white fade over them.] [The song kicks uptempo again, as the British band grind on the stage and dance to the end of the song. As the song comes to a climax, the girls end their number one single and the crowd cheers for their live performance, the babes thank the audience and take a bow and we see them smiling as they walk off stage.] [We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.] [We cut inside the arena to the fans who have risen to their feet and cheering as they hold up their colourful signs that they’ve made especially for this broadcast. Most are in Malaysia, but there a few English-writing fans who hold such signs as “Bring back Nyssa!” and “KIM HAS A NICE ARSE!” and “Is Natalie Joyner any relation to Flo-Jo?” among a sea of Mandarin sprawled signs. We cut to the commentary team of JLT and Leah.] JLT: Hello everyone and welcome to a brand new look Exile! We’ve really pulled out the stops for you tonight, you’re in for an explosive show as we come to you from the beautiful country of Malaysia! We’re in the business capital of Kuala Lumpur, we’re minutes away from the famous Petronas Towers! I’m Jamie L. Tyland, otherwise known as JLT, and I’m joined as always by Leah. Leah: Malaysia sucks. Don’t come here, seriously. JLT: Leah! This country is rich with culture and history- Leah: Yeah, whatever. I apologise to our Malaysian viewers because they have no clue what I’m saying, and we’ve got our Asian commentators here tonight too, they’re in a skybox somewhere. Thank god, their eyes give me the creeps- JLT: Leah! I think you should apologise to all our Asian viewers, and especially the ones in this fantastic country, otherwise I’m going to tell the whole world that your boobs are wonky. Leah: Fine. I am sorry. Can we get on with the show? JLT: It was going so well. Anyway folks, don’t let a mad black woman put you off because we have an explosive show tonight! Our main event features a four corners match fit for a queen, as we’ve got Estela Hernandez, Icenique, Miss Perfect and Mystika all fighting it out for the victory! We get the chance to see two champions go at it too, as the Rockford State and Stripped Champions go head to head, that should be interesting to see whose the better champion! Leah: Well Estela has a unibrow? That freaks me the hell out. We get to see Sexy Amanda, one half of the tag champions, take on Katrina in singles competition and that should be pretty interesting. Katrina is now armed with Kristin Wallace-Hudson and as we all know that superbitch is plain evil, and Sexy Amanda needs to find her feet in DU as she seems to have had a rough patch recently. Katrina is looking strong recently, did you see what she did to New Orleans? JLT: Well, it’s kind of insensitive to talk about that, therefore I’m guessing you’re going to make Hurricane Katrina puns the entire evening? Leah: Stand back! Hurricane Katrina is coming through! JLT: Ugh, the complaints are just going to roll in! DU newbie Kimberley Kendrick tests out her tag team skills as she teams with the single named Natalie to take on Lilith and Shayla Walker in tag team action. Shayla and Lilith don’t like each other either, and Shayla is all obsessed with Star Wars now. Her and Lilith are such an odd couple, it will be interesting to see how Kimberley and Natalie do. Leah: Right. We’ve also got the Italian Bianca Antella taking on Ciara Demillo in singles action. Ciara Demillo has been locked in a feud with Bloo recently with a lot of mysterious ‘X’ matches, and Bianca Antella is still trying to cut her teeth in DU. A victory over Ciara would certainly boost Bianca’s credibility, but Ciara is a tough one to beat. JLT: She is indeed. We’ve got a ladder match between Bloo who takes on Natalie Joyner for a mysterious prize tonight, we don’t know what the prize is we just know that that they need a ladder to get it and it’s both women’s first ever ladder match and it looks to be a fierce contest! Leah: We have the Shayla Show with special guest Felicity, which should be exciting. It’s supposed to be the new Jerry Springer, but trashier! JLT: Is that even possible? Leah: Oh yeah, just think Britney Spears meets Jerry Springer meets incest meets Virginia and voila! There you have it! JLT: Wow! [We pan over the arena as the sounds of “Hip Hop Star” by Beyonce Knowles hits the PA system. The fans rise to their feet as we Star’s entrance music, and her signature entrance colours. The fans suddenly realise that there will be no Glittering Goddess tonight, as the video screens light up with Star sitting in a lavishly designed hotel room with the Las Vegas skyline in the background. She has her Unleashed Championship upon her shoulder, and Amaryllis Vasquez is sitting behind her.] Star: I know y’all are distraught I couldn’t be there in person. I’m sorry that the highlight of the entire show can’t be there but I’m chillin’ in Las Vegas. You see, since I won the Unleashed Championship and continued one of the longest reigns in history, I thought to myself, “What can I do next?”, and I realised something. I’ve done it all! Star: I truly am the legend that people say I am. I’ve got two very important announcements tonight, so you better listen up carefully. The first that I’m vacating my Unleashed Championship, and the new champion will be decided at “Drop Dead Gorgeous” on September 25th. I will attend the event, not only to add some class, but to present the new champion with this very belt. [Star pats the belt on her shoulder, and looks back to the camera with a smug look on her pretty face.] Star: My second announcement is that at the same event, I, Star, the Glittering Goddess will be retiring. Now, I know you’re on the verge of tears at such news but please, save your tears until I’m done. I don’t want nobody to miss what I’m saying. I will be retiring, and I intend to go out on a high with a huge unforgettable exit so all y’all divas better take note and I’ve got a nice surprise for all of you! [Star nods to Amaryllis, and the Latin grins.] Star: Anyway, me and Amaryllis are gonna go hit the casinos. See ya. [The screens suddenly go back, as we cut to a few hardcore Star fans who wear custom-made “We love Star” t-shirts who burst into tears and hug to each other like there’s no tomorrow. We cut back to the commentary table.] JLT: Whoa, so Star’s vacated her title and she’s retiring with a big bang at Drop Dead Gorgeous? That’s pretty shocking! Leah: Well, we black people have ESPY. We can sense these things. JLT: ESPY? Isn’t that an award show? Leah: No Jamie, it’s not. Don’t be so racist. JLT: Me?! Ladder Match Bloo v Natalie Joyner JLT: Our first match of the evening is a ladder match between Bloo and Natalie Joyner, and there’s a mystery prize above the ring. I wonder what it could be? Leah: I know what it is. It’s written here on our script, and it has “Do not reveal” next to it. JLT: Oh, well we better not reveal it. Leah: Are you daring me to? JLT: What? Leah: You’re daring me to reveal it aren’t you? Well I’m not going to deny myself a dare. The mystery prize is $25, 000 and a match stipulation of your choice against the person of your choice at the event of your choice. Ha! Take that conventional America! JLT: You are so fired. [The lights in the arena turn blue as "Last Night On Earth" by Powerman 5000 hits the sound system. Just then Bloo come walking out. right behind Bloo is her friend/ manager Trixie. The audience gives off a mixed reaction to the two as Bloo and Trixie head to the ring. Before they enter the ring Bloo walks around it looking for a fan. Once she find the fan, weither it be male or female, she then gives that lucky person a kiss, sometimes on the cheek other times on the lips, alway leaving behind a blue kiss mark] John Roe: The following contest is a ladder match; introducing first; from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, at a weight of 110lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Trixie the Pixie...BLOO!!! ["Hope" by ZYD blasts over the PA. Natalie comes out with a smile on her face, she gives fans high fives, she makes her way to the ring. She steps up the steel steps and into the ring.] John Roe: Her opponent; from Miami, Florida; at a weight of 131lbs...NATALIE JOYNER!!! [Around the ring are ladders, and dangling from the ceiling is a golden briefcase. The two women stand opposite from each other, the referee calls for the bell. Both women approach each other, and Bloo spits in Natalie’s face. Natalie retaliates by exchanging shots with Bloo, and whipping her to the ropes. Natalie catches her in a back body drop, Bloo bounces off the canvas and climbs to her feet. Natalie runs towards her with an attempted spear but Bloo leapfrogs it and Natalie lands on the floor. Bloo then slides to the outside of the ring and ducks down. Natalie gets up and looks around, and is confused at the sudden disappearance of her opponent.] [Natalie slides out of the ring and begins to look around, Bloo has picked up a ladder and when Natalie walks around her side of the ring she catches Natalie in the face with the end. Bloo slides the ladder into the ring and whips Natalie into the ring apron. Bloo rolls into the ring and waits, Natalie regains her composure and follows her. Bloo picks up the ladder and tosses it into Natalie’s direction, Natalie catches it and Bloo attempts a dropkick but Natalie steps backwards. Bloo hits the floor and Natalie raises the ladder and slams it down onto her body.] JLT: These women are wasting no time! [Natalie brings Bloo to her feet and whips her to the ropes Bloo bounces back and Natalie picks her up into a spinning Samoan drop onto the ladder. Natalie then rolls to the outside of the ring, and slides another ladder into the ring. Natalie props up the ladder, and begins to climb a little of the way up. She then turns as Bloo gets to her feet and executes a missile dropkick which connects with the colourful diva and sends her down into the canvas. Natalie then gets to her feet and begins to climb the ladder making a serious attempt for the briefcase.] [Bloo has managed to recover and grabs Natalie by her attire, and pulls her backwards onto the floor. Bloo then knocks the set-up ladder down. Bloo whips Natalie into the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Bloo then extends a ladder on it’s side with the two ‘legs’ apart, and places another ladder across it sideways, all of this in front of Natalie Joyner in the corner. Bloo then runs towards Natalie, she jumps onto the ladder and uses it as a spring and connects with a body splash to her opponent.] Leah: That was pretty inventive, Bloo likes to be innovative. JLT: Just look at her appearance. [Natalie drops to her butt in the corner, and Bloo then signals for her signature “Blue Moon” stinkface move. Bloo backs her ass into Natalie but Natalie is able to slide down to her back and Bloo hits the turnbuckle. Bloo then looks down as Natalie connects with a boot to her head sending Bloo backwards. Natalie gets to her feet and whips Bloo into the opposite corner as Bloo trips over the ladders and falls to the floor. Natalie leaps onto Bloo’s back and applies an armbar, bringing Bloo to her feet. Natalie then hoists Bloo onto her shoulders and executes a death valley driver driving her into the canvas.] [Natalie brings Bloo back to her feet and tosses her over the top rope to the floor on the outside. Natalie then sets up a ladder and begins to climb. She reaches the top, and her hands tickle the briefcase but suddenly Bloo is perched on the top rope and dropkicks the ladder making Natalie fall off backwards and slam into the ring canvas while the ladder falls and bounces on the ropes.] Leah: Okay, she’s dead. [Bloo positions herself behind Natalie, and applies her dragon sleeper/body scissors finisher “Turning Blue” and tries to choke out her opponent. Trixie applauds from the outside of the ring, the referee picks up Natalie’s arm and it falls straight to the floor. He does it four times and it still drops, and the referee orders Bloo of the submission.] JLT: Natalie could be unconscious! [Bloo then nods to Trixie, as she positions the ladder up in the centre of the ring and begins to climb. She reaches the top, and her hand grasps the briefcase when suddenly Ciara Demillo runs down the ramp, she slides into the ring and pushes the ladder which sends Bloo sideways and over the top rope, crashing to the padded floor on the outside. Ciara Demillo then tries to revive Natalie Joyner, Trixie has stepped into the ring and leaps onto Ciara’s back with an attempted sleeper hold. Ciara wriggles around and flings Trixie off.] JLT: What is Ciara doing here?! Leah: She’s helping Natalie! [Fans suddenly start to scream as down the aisle comes the returning figure of Mystika. She slides into the ring and comes from behind to Ciara with a clothesline. Mysitka then begins to stomp repeatedly on her as she lies on the floor, Trixie then hands Mystika a ladder and Mystika continuously drives the ladder into Ciara before setting it up in the centre of the ring. Mystika then begins to climb.] JLT: What is Mystika doing here?! Why is she climbing the ladder?! Leah: Jamie! I don’t know! [Mystika manages to reach the top, and snatches the golden briefcase as Natalie Joyner slowly moves on the ring floor. Ino Hinata and Chester McNugget are waiting on the outside of the ring, Mystika tosses the briefcase at them and it hits Chester straight in the face. He hits the floor and begins to sob, Ino grabs the case and runs up the ramp as Mystika leaps down from the ladder and makes a quick escape.] JLT: What the hell was that? Leah: I have no clue, it looks like Bloo and Mystika are allies! How are we going to finish this match? [Trixie rolls Bloo into the ring, and Bloo holds her body as she slowly gets up. Both her and Natalie stand confused, as Ciara lies in one corner of the ring. Bloo groggily runs towards Natalie, and Natalie catches her in a ¾ turning neckbreaker and drives her into the canvas. Natalie then covers Bloo, the referee looks around confused as Natalie tells him to count. Trixie gets on the apron in process, as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…NATALIE JOYNER!!! JLT: What an eventful match! Leah: Tell me about it! [Natalie rolls to the outside of the ring, and slowly makes her way up the ramp. Ciara Demillo looks on with a satisfied look from the outside, Trixie steps into the ring and tends to Bloo. Trixie then sneers at Ciara who gives her the middle finger, and chuckles.] [We cut backstage to Krysta Taylor standing with her breasts perked up and facing the camera, her platinum blonde hair styled and her orange face smiling hugely. She stands next to the pretty brunette figure of Kimberley Kendrick who looks insanely pale next to such orange overtan. Krysta speaks into the microphone.] Krysta Taylor: I’m standing here backstage with Kimberley Kendrick whose just arrived in DU and teams with Natalie tonight. Kimberley, how are you feeling taking on an experienced DU member such as Lilith and the young protégé Shayla Walker? Kimberley Kendrick: I’m a little nervous, when I’m in the ring it tends to bring up bad memories for me which can be good or bad but I don’t think experience has anything to do with it. I can beat Lilith and Shayla, how long I’ve been here is regardless. Krysta Taylor: There was a little bit of criticism of your wrestling style after your first match, what do you have to say to that? Kimberley Kendrick: Let them criticise. I hate women. I don’t care what they think, I’m just going to make a career for myself and I don’t give two shits what other people think. I’m going to win, earn money, win titles, and power, that’s what I’m here for. Krysta Taylor: So you’re all power-starved? Kimberley Kendrick: I want power here. If I have to team with Natalie to get it then fine, but don’t be fooled cause I’m a singles competitor. You’ll see in the ring. Knock knock, I’m here. I’m not going anywhere, I’m here to stay. Krysta Taylor: Well, good for you. Do you have any idea on what Star’s big “unforgettable” exit will be at Drop Dead Gorgeous? I mean I just saw her on the video tape, and I’m wondering. I want to know the dirt for Rose Petals. Kimberley Kendrick: Star is history, I don’t care about her. I’m just focusing on me. Is this interview over? Your sluttyness makes me want to slap two shits out of you. Krysta Taylor: Yes, it’s over you stupid dyke. Go back and join a lesbian cult or something. Anyway, back to- [Kimberley Kendrick shoves Krysta Taylor into her set and lays a few boots into her stomach and walks away screaming “I hate you” at her repeatedly as she flees down the corridor.] JLT: Hahaha! Did you see Krysta fly! That was hilarious! JLT: Kimberley looks scary to me, she hates women? She’s in a promotion filled with women?! I can’t wait to see her in the ring again, especially against a 16 year old girl! -Commercial Break- Tag Team Match Kimberley Kendrick & Natalie v Lilith & Shayla Walker JLT: Next up we have Lilith and Shayla Walker team together to take on Kimberly Kendrick and Natalie in tag team action. Lilith is the only member of the match who seems to have more than two months experience with DU. Leah: Well Shayla has been here a while, she’s just not very good in the ring yet. She’s only 16 remember. JLT: I know, but it should be interesting to see how Natalie and Kimberly handle this match. I’m excited. [The music hits the lights go out and a set of 6 Roman candle pyros go off 4 vertically and 2 diagonally crossing in the centre. Kimberly appears between the candles and stands with her head down, as she walks down the ramp more Roman candles light the walk way, she climbs into the ring through the second and third ropes the pyros end and the arena remains dark for a short period of time, then the lights slowly come back on to reveal Kimberly sitting in corner rocking backwards and forwards.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Plymouth, Devon, England; at a weight of 135lbs...KIMBERLY KENDRICK!!! [Natalie's music hits the PA system as she walks out. She poses on the stage and walks down to the ring.] John Roe: Introducing her partner; from Miami, Florida...NATALIE!!! ["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage and Charmion emerges from under the stage and a circle of fire on a crucifix gagged at the mouth and arms. Lilith also comes out of the fire with three huskey dogs on one lead. Charmion's limbs are all dressed in black ribbon as Lilith walks to the ring with the three dogs and Charmion following behind.] John Roe: Their opponents, introducing first from Cherry Falls, Hell; at a weight of 166lbs and to be accompanied to the ring by Charmion...LILITH!!! ["A-W-E-S-O-M-E" by Reel Big Fish plays as blue lights flash all over the arena. Shayla walks down to the ring carrying a toy blue bladed lightsaber. As she walks to the ring she swings the toy lightsaber around] John Roe: Her partner; from Barberton, Ohio, at a weight of 122lbs...SHAYLA WALKER!!! [The partners discuss who’s going to start the match, as the ref signals for the bell. Shayla and Kimberly Kendrick decide to start the match off. Natalie and Lilith get to their respective corners, as Shayla and Kimberly Kendrick advance on each other. The two lock up and Kimberly Kendrick ends up pushing Shayla back into a corner. The ref gets in between them, making them break the hold on each other. Then, Kimberly Kendrick slaps Shayla, hard. Shayla tries to get out of the corner, as she holds her face, but Kimberly Kendrick keeps her there, laying some chops across her chest.] [Kimberly Kendrick grabs Shayla and whips her into the other corner. She follows through, hitting Shayla with a clothesline and then grabbing her and nailing her with a bulldog. Kimberly Kendrick gets up, stomping on her a few times. Then, she drags her over to her corner, tagging Natalie in. She gets in the ring and they both grab Shayla, bouncing her off the ropes, hitting her with a double clothesline. Kimberly Kendrick gets back to her corner as Natalie picks Shayla up. Natalie then under hooks both of Shayla arms and nails her with a butterfly powerbomb. She goes for the pin.] JLT: Here we go! [1] [2] [Natalie argues with the ref, stepping over Shayla. Shayla takes this opportunity and rolls Natalie up into a school boy. She only gets a two count as well. Natalie quickly gets up form it and starts to stomp Shayla, rather mad that she tried for a pin. Natalie brings Shayla up to her feet and whips her into the corner, hard. Shayla steps out of the corner, holding her back, only to have Natalie knock her down with a running calf kick. Natalie tries for another pin.] [1] [2] [Natalie argues with the ref again, and Shayla takes this opportunity to starts to crawl over to Lilith. Lilith reaches out for the tag, but Natalie grabs Shayla, before she can get any further. Natalie picks Shayla up and whips her off the ropes. Natalie goes for a back body drop, but instead Shayla kicks her in the face. Then, Shayla picks her up into a scoop slam position, drops her down onto her feet and slams Natalie down with a spinning DDT.] JLT: Both women desperately need a tag, Lilith hasn’t been involved in this match yet, she’s the freshest while Kimberly and Natalie have strategically teamed up. Leah: Well, it is tag team wrestling. [Both woman start to crawl to their respective corners. The fans get behind each wrestler, but Natalie gets to Kimberly Kendrick first, tagging her in. Shayla ends up jumping for the tag and gets it, bringing Lilith into the ring. Lilith climbs into the ring, much to Kimberly’s delight. Kimberly Kendrick charges at Lilith, but Lilith knocks her down with an elbow to the face. Natalie tries the same thing but gets knocked down with a clothesline. Kimberly Kendrick gets back up and tries to punch Lilith, but Lilith catches it and slams her down to the mat with a snap suplex.] [Then, Lilith gets back up, bounces off the ropes and nails Kimberly Kendrick with a running senton. Lilith goes for the pin, but Natalie breaks it up. Natalie picks Lilith up, by her hair and tosses her, slamming her down onto the mat, using only Lilith’s hair. Natalie wipes a few strands of hair off her hands. The ref tries to get Natalie back to her corner, but all that happens is Shayla nails Kimberly Kendrick from behind, knocking her out of the ring. Shayla waits for Natalie to get up and then vaults herself over the top rope, hitting Kimberly Kendrick with a body press.] [Back in the ring, Lilith waits for Kimberly Kendrick to get back up . When she does, Lilith runs into Kimberly Kendrick’s path and nails with a big boot. Lilith goes for a pin and only gets a two count. Lilith brings Kimberly Kendrick to her feet and whips her into the corner. Lilith goes to follow through with a clothesline, but Kimberly Kendrick grabs the ref and puts him in the corner and Lilith connects to him with a thundering splash. Lilith backs off as Kimberly Kendrick gets behind her. Lilith turns around as Kimberly Kendrick goes for a superkick. Lilith ducks and the referee gets nailed with it.] JLT: I don’t know how these referees always manage to get themselves in danger, we need to have them wear a suit of armor or something. Leah: They’re just weak. Stupid pansies. [Lilith moves behind Kimberly Kendrick, but Natalie nails Lilith from behind, sending her to the mat. Then Shayla gets back into the ring and tries to hit Kimberly Kendrick with a clothesline. Kimberly Kendrick ducks it and Natalie hits Shayla with a jumping calf kick. Kimberly Kendrick takes this opportunity and slides out of the ring, grabbing a chair at ring side. Kimberly Kendrick slides back into the ring, as Natalie picks Lilith up. On the outside of the ring Shayla picks up a chair too. She slides into the ring, as Natalie picks Lilith up. Natalie holds onto Lilith, as Kimberly Kendrick looks like she’s about to hit Lilith with the chair.] [Kimberly Kendrick tells Shayla not to get any closer or she’ll hit Lilith with the chair but Shayla isn’t concerned. Kimberly Kendrick fakes going to hit Lilith, as Shayla tells her to stop and swings for her but Kimberly dropkicks the chair out the teen’s hands. Shayla kicks Kim in the stomach and plants her with a DDT. Meanwhile, Lilith gets out of Natalie’s hold and gets behind her. Then, Lilith hits her with a running clothesline.] [Lilith waits for Natalie to get back up and then clotheslines her over the top rope, both of them going to the outside. Back in the ring, Shayla has gone to the top rope, Kimberly Kendrick laid out on the mat. Shayla signals to the crowd and performs the “Sunset Whirl” sunset flip/tilt-a-whirl finisher. Kimberly Kendrick moves out of the way though, sending Shayla right into the mat. The referee now starts to regain his composure, getting up out of the corner. Kimberly Kendrick goes for the pin, but the ref has no idea its going on, as he tries to recover from the superkick.] [Kimberly Kendrick gets off of Shayla, complaining to the ref. Lilith gets back in the ring, waiting for Kimberly Kendrick to turn around. When she does, Lilith hits her with a “Hellish Nightmare” powerbomb finisher. Lilith being the legal woman, goes for the pin. The ref sees this one and starts to count.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: The winners of this match…LILITH & SHAYLA WALKER!!! JLT: Shayla and Lilith managed to co-operate there but I doubt we’ll see them as regular tag team partners. Kimberly and Natalie both gave great efforts, that was a great match! Leah: Too bad Charmion wasn’t here, she could’ve bitchslapped Shayla. JLT: Well at least the contest was fair? Leah: Please, who wants fair? We want bitchfights! -Commercial Break- [Katrina is backstage with Kristin Wallace-Hudson in their locker room, Katrina is tying up her laces to her boots while Kristin sits down with her legs crossed with a smug expression on her bitchy face. Suddenly bursting through the locker room door and coming from behind is Sexy Amanda with a chair to the back of Katrina’s head. Katrina falls forward onto the floor, Kristin rises to her feet in shock and is shoved down onto a table of fruit and drinks by Mandy. Kristin crashes through the table in her short blue dressed, the back of it getting covered in mayonnaise and wine and sports drinks pouring over her. Sexy Amanda backs out of the room with Mandy in tow.] Sexy Amanda: See you in the ring, Kat! [The door slams behind them, as Katrina groggily gets up off the floor. Kristin rises to her feet from the wreckage, seeing smoked salmon and melon all around her.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: My dress is ruined! How dare those bitches! I used Oliver’s credit card to buy this, and do you know how long it took me to pick the right dress for me television return?! Katrina: I don’t care about your stupid dress. [Kristin gets to her feet and surveys the damage in the long mirror before approaching Katrina and helping her to her feet and sitting her on a locker bench. The Queen of Pain clutches her head and rubs it.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Don’t worry Kat, we’ll get revenge. I know the perfect way, nobody treats us like that! -Commercial Break- [We return from the commercial break and cut backstage once again where we see the Italian Bianca Antella and the blonde Carley Monroe. Bianca is talking in rapid Italian to Carley, who seems confused at everything she says.] Bianca Antella: Neppure non lo sostenete quando sto andando all'anello, voi non siete mai là! Siete un socio difettoso! Carley Monroe: But there’s no cookies left! They don’t do cookies here! This is a foreign country…I think Bianca Antella: Avete detto che stavo andando ottenere alla parte superiore qui e non ho! Vi trovate! Voi lie! Carley Monroe: I don’t have any hair straighteners here! I didn’t bring them today, are you mad that I didn’t bring them? I’m sorry, I am! Do you want me to go back to the hotel and get them? Bianca Antella: No! No! No! Vi trovate! Avrò dopo fiammifero grande e devo vincere! Siete inutili! Avete perso il vostro titolo di Askai in un week! Carley Monroe: I haven’t seen Titanic, I don’t know! Bianca Antella: I'm occupato! Comunichilo più successivamente! Lascilo solo! Non desidero vederlo! Vada! Carley Monroe: Aww, you too! How sweet! [Bianca walks off with her face full of frustration, and she kicks a crate on her exit. Carley stands there, with a huge smile on her face as she looks her usual blonde self.] JLT: Well, that was certainly interesting. Leah: What the hell was Bianca saying? JLT: Beats me. Standard Match Bianca Antella v Ciara Demillo JLT: Here we are Leah, Bianca and Ciara are set to go toe to toe in only a matter of seconds. I'm pretty excited, this should be a good encounter! Leah: Yeah, I tend not to like either woman that much. So it's nice to see two people I hate get the living daylights kicked out of them! JLT: Well, good for you? ["The Last in Line" by Dio plays over the PA system and the arena goes partially dim as white search lights start filling the arena. Bianca walks out onto the stage and peers at the fans before jumping up and down a couple times psyching herself up. He attention focuses on the ring and she starts heading to the ring, ignoring the fans who are extending their arms to be shook. Bianca stopped at the bottom of the ring, looked up at it, and slid in before turning and facing the entrance again] John Roe: The following contest is a singles match set for one fall. Introducing first, from Rome, Italy; at a weight of 130lbs...BIANCA ANTELLA!!! [I'm A Slave 4 U by Brittney Spears blares of the p.a system. The asle way fills with smoke, and blue lasers streak the enterway, as strobe lights light up the enteranceway as well. The new diva, "Pretty Hate Machine" Ciara Demillo comes skipping out through the curtain. She stands a mere 5', but her presence is like 10'. She is very charasmatic as she skips along the asleway having all the male, and female fans captivated. Her Honey blond, and pink streaked hair is braided into many different braides. She is wearing Blue boots that go to her knee, and white shin protectors over them. She has one tight leather hot pants that are blue and white in color as well as a matching top. She pays the fans no attention and she grins from ear to ear and she bebops to the ring. Once in the ring she dances around the ring a bit before giving a princess wave, and begins focusing on her opponent.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Princess Town, USA; at a weight of 125lbs, the Pretty Hate Machine...CIARA DEMILLO!!! [Once they are both legal, Bianca cheap shots Ciara with a slap and cockily dances in front of her but Ciara fires back with an even bigger slap which sends Bianca falling to her butt as Ciara pushes her forward grabbing her neck and ramming her head constantly into the mat until the referee has to pull her off. Bianca rolls to her feet and runs towards Ciara but Ciara launches with a spinning heel kick which turns into a leg drop once Bianca is on the floor, as Ciara is shaping up to be impressive in her debut. Ciara grabs Bianca by her hair and throws her into the corner, chasing after her with a clothesline trapping Antella between the turnbuckle and her arm, but Ciara then props up Bianca onto the top rope. The debuting diva is then grabbed by Bianca’s arm and is forced away from the turnbuckle and into the canvas with a spinning DDT. Bianca gets up with a smug look as she poses to the crowd. Bianca then pulls Ciara to her feet and starts to shout in her face] Leah: Bianca is looking sexy when she's angry. You know I bet if you were in a porno movie, you know home made, then she'd just totally slam the camera in your face numerous times, you know? JLT: Huh? Leah: Oh! You claim to study journalism at college and all you say is “Huh?”, well you're very qualified for the job. I'll just bow down in your greatness shall I? [Ciara has had enough and the blue-chipper decides to hit a European Uppercut to the swear-mouth taking her down to the mat with a shocked look on her face as the camera focuses in on her wide eyed shock until Ciara’s foot comes into view stomping away on the head of Bianca before she is picked up by Ciara and taken down to the mat in a front face drop from a piledriver position. Ciara poses to the fans as Bianca slowly gets back up to her feet, Ciara raises her arms above her head as she gets ready for a gymnastic maneuver as Bianca rises fully to her feet Ciara leaps forward springing up into a handstand with her feet landing on Bianca’s shoulders and around her neck. Ciara then uses her grip around Antella’s neck to rolls underneath Bianca’s legs and pulls Bianca face first down to the canvas as her head hits the mat before she bounces over into a roll landing spread eagled. ] [Ciara takes this opponent to signal for the crowd as she leaps onto the top rope before launching back off with a twisting leg drop as Bianca screams out from the impact and holds her neck coughing as she scrambles for the ropes to get some air. Ciara takes this to her advantage as she runs to the ropes with Antella still lying idle, she then dives over the top rope and Bianca’s body and as gravity pulls her to the floor she elbow drops the top of Bianca’s head and neck area as she clutches her head and rolls back into the ring. Ciara climbs onto the apron and raises her arm to the crowd as Bianca rises on the other side breathless and still holding her neck, Ciara leans back holding the ropes firmly in her hand jumping into the ring using the rope as her trampoline push, Antella counters Ciara for the first time in the match as she dropkicks the Ciara’s gut sending both women back down to the mat.] JLT: Bianca seems to be taking control of this match once again, she's trying to prove herself not only the fans, but to herself. Leah: She's so selfish. [Bianca seems to have hurt her hand as she shakes her hand getting Ciara in a front face lock position, she poses to the fans as they boo her she waves them off and taps Ciara’s back, just as she is about to move to execute the DDT, Ciara counters into a northern lights suplex, she gets up to her feet and brings up Bianca with her. She slams Bianca into the corner and nails a few kicks to the midsection keeping Antella in the same position and immobile, Ciara poses for her signature move as the fans rise to their feet while the stripper takes position opposite the corner.] [Ciara leans back on the rope and leaps into the ring with a coast to coast dropkick which she slams into Bianca, but Bianca has fallen across the shoulders of her opponent and consequently, into a pin as the referee knows his rule book by heart and sees this, he starts the count.] JLT: This could be it! Thanks to our alert referee... [1] [2] [Ciara just gets her shoulder up but barely, as she tosses Bianca off her, Bianca stumbles to get to her feet using the other turnbuckle to steady herself. Ciara uses the ropes to climb to her feet and begins to walk towards Antella, Ciara then pulls her into an inverted DDT. Ciara covers.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner...CIARA DEMILLO!!! [Ciara rises to her feet with her hands in victories, and kicks Bianca out of the ring. Mystika suddenly runs down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope, Ciara scouts her and is able to counter her offense with a dropkick. Mystika is armed with a chair and swings at Ciara, but from the ramp runs Natalie who slides into the ring and spears Mystika down from behind. Natalie then picks up the chair and slams it hard into the back of Mystika, bending it. Ciara and Natalie then leave the ring hand in hand, satisfied with their counterassault and the victory.] JLT: Wow, did you see that? Mystika was countered by Natalie, Ciara and Natalie announced a few weeks ago they were partners and it seems this feud is hotting up! Leah: I don’t even know whose feuding anymore! Natalie, Ciara, Mystika, Bloo. It’s confusing me! My pretty little head can’t take it! -Commercial Break- [We fade backstage where Krysta Taylor is standing, overtanned on orange, with a microphone in her hand and adjusting her hair, which she spend hours on. She smiles, and raises her chest and next to her stands the unibrow-endowed Estela Hernandez.] Krysta Taylor: I’m here with, well, that. Her name is Estela Hernandez and first of all, where is Dr. Doomsday? The little ugly fat man? Estela Hernandez: He’ll be here soon, he’s just doing some things! You know, you’re really pretty! Krysta Taylor: Now, I’ve heard a rumour that you’re changing your name, do you know what to? Estela Hernandez: Yes, I’m changing to “The Unibrow”! Krysta Taylor: Eww! Why are you so proud of that nasty thing? I need to take you to a spa and get it waxed the hell off, it’s so hideous! The Unibrow: I don- [Suddenly out of no where there is a large male scream as Dr. Doomsday thrusts himself onto the interview set aiming for a plancha at Krysta, but Krysta is able to run out of the way and Dr. Doomsday crashes into the floor. “The Unibrow” has a look of pure shock on her face, and concern and Krysta frowns.] Krysta Taylor: You two are such nerds! You ugly people! I’m out of here! [Krysta storms off the set as we hear her high heels on the concrete as she walks away. The Unibrow turns back to Dr. Doomsday who is rising to his feet holding his pot belly. We cut to the commentary team.] JLT: Estela Hernandez has become The Unibrow. That’s pretty interesting, you would think you would like to cover up a unibrow, or at least shave it. Then again, she could be doing all our unibrowed fans proud by displaying it like that on her forehead. Leah: With a name like The Unibrow, she’s hardly going to make FHM’s 100 Sexiest. JLT: True. [The DU programming is interupted by a 3WL logo, and we cut to Clash from Oregan last week with a special message from Dame Barbara.] Standing by backstage with the new Divas Unleashed Askai Champion is Jessica Peters as she is set to interview the veteran diva, Dame Babara Windsor. Jessica Peters: Dame Babara Windsor, you stand here tonight with the DU Askai Title on your shoulder. Your a 3WL superstar who captured a DU title! Now perhaps you could explain audiences who don't know what the Askai Title is, maybe you could tell them. Dame Barbara Windsor: Oh, poor simple Jessica. I know why you asked such a silly question. It's because your poor simple mind can't take such large education. But instead of making excuses for the people, you shouldn't feel ashamed of your low breeding and poor education. You see Jessica, I come from fine breeding. I'm from a wealthy family and learned from the best schools. I was raised as a lady. So since you want to me use my superb intellect to tell these people, which I'm sure it is you thats wanting to know, what the Askai Title is, I'll be happy to explain in simpler terms. Dame Barbara clears her throat as Jessica stands with a face of displeasure from Babara's insults. Dame Barbara Windsor: My dear, the Askai Title is a basic Cruiserweight Championship. The belt has a certain weight limit attached, therefore only women under the certain weight limit can compete for this title. Jessica eyes Barbara for a moment, noticing the waist. The stairing gets to Barbara a little. Dame Barbara Windsor: Dear child, what the devil are you looking at?! Jessica Peters: You said there was certain weight limit. So I'm trying to figure out where that applies to you. The crowd lets out a low thunderous cry of "Oooh". Barbara is silent, stairing coldy at the young interviewer. Jessica suddenly becomes nervous. Jessica Peters: I'll just hand you the microphone ma'am and stay out of the camera view. Hesitantly, Jessica hands her microphone to a silent Barbara, leaving off camera view. Dame Barbara Windsor: Despite that little tart's comments, I am under the weight limit!! I earned this title cause I'm a superior athlete. Not because of my weight! Either way, I do have more important matters to discuss, such as my special challenge. You see, I'm issuing a challenge to any Divas Unleashed superstar who thinks they can come over to 3WL to take back the Askai Championship. If any of you lowly, misunderstood, pretend DU athletes think you have the competency and the capability of matching my wit and skill, step right on over. I love a good challenge. [We resume normal programming and cut to the commentary team.] JLT: Wow! Dame Barbara has put a challenge out to our whole roster, I wonder who will take it up? Leah: I will! Stupid British bitch. [We cut to John Roe in the centre of the ring, he smiles and nods to the fans.] John Roe: Here with a exclusive performance of “Clubbin All Night”, please give a warm welcome to DU’s newest signee…JASMINE VEGA!!! [We pan to the stage where the lights dim to a purple colour, and the beginning of the song starts. Jasmine Vega walks out from back to a rousing reception from her fans, she’s dressed in a revealing outfit. She has a blue denim bikini top on, with a triangle skirt which reveals a lot of her well-toned body. She sings.] It’s Friday night and the night is just right Looking out for the place to go Where the lights are low and you can get down with the flo Where the music’s loud and there’s a huge crowd Time to go out and have some fun and live the night all night long My girls and me are gonna hit the clubs and show off our good stuff [Jasmine Vega dances on the stage, as she has an assortment of backup dancers that fill out the stage at the top and four key ones around. Jasmine dances to the song, and some of the crowd members sing along too.] This beat is automatic, hypnotic, its erotic So outrageous, it’s contagious Music goes from the speakers through my sneakers Do it best when the beat goes through my chest Time for my girls and me to shake the room In the mood to dish it out nice and good Everybody get out of your seats and get down with the beat Hit the dance floor and give me 100% and more Get down if you feel me, put your hands up to the ceiling It’s explosive and speakers are pumping The music is pounding and everyone’s dancing A lot of commotion and non stop action [Jasmine dances on the stage, her blonde hairs swings and she has a lot of movement on the stage. She smiles as she sings the chorus of the song, and winks a couple of the adoring male fans in the audience.] Time to party, grab somebody, move ya body, shake ya booty Work it, rock it, don’t stop it Things getting heavy Sweaty, naughty, filthy Starting to lose control Don’t be afraid, get into the game Get a little insane, no need to be ashamed Do you feel what I feel? I feel ecstacy Everyone dancing all up on me I’m in a world of my own and I don’t wanna go home The music puts me in a trance and all I wanna do is dance [The lights change colour, from a gentle blue to a dark purple, the spotlight always remains on DU’s latest signee as she dances on the stage. She embarks on her final verse of the song, well into her performance and proving her worth.] The atmosphere is hot and the temperature is rising a lot This shit is about to get wild and we’re not doing anything mild We’re ready to get down and dirty Gonna get rowdy Things are gonna heat up Watch out cause things are about to erupt [Jasmine’s song comes to an end, and she takes a little bow to the audience and blows a kiss on her hand and waves as the crowd cheer.] JLT: That was quite the performance, wasn’t it Leah? Leah: Indeed it was, I can’t wait to see more of Jasmine around here! [Sexy Amanda’s music hits the PA system as she walks out with the tag team championship around her waist, her manager Mandy at her side, and her fellow partner Azrael at her side who is wearing her championship too. The trio walk down to the ring, and Amanda slides under the bottom rope and requests a microphone from the ring announcer. Amanda enjoys the mixed reception she gets from the crowd, and addresses them.] Sexy Amanda: Hello Malaysia! I’m pretty sure you recognise my partner Azrael, she’s wrestled here a lot! I’m Sexy Amanda, and I’m one half of the tag team champions. Azrael and I, or the Widow Makers, have demolished the tag team division here. We’re the only tag team left, and we’ve done that because we’re so damn good. The Clarksons couldn’t beat us, Double J couldn’t beat us, Diva 69 couldn’t beat us, the Occult couldn’t beat us, so many have tried and failed! We’re reigning supreme, the Widow Makers are untouchable in Divas Unleashed! [On that note, “All Day Long I Dream About Sex” by JC Chasez hits the PA system. Katrina walks out from the entranceway with her manager Kristin Wallace-Hudson at her side. Kristin is wearing a new dress, while Katrina is geared up in her ring attire. The music dies down as Kristin is handed a microphone by a stage hand.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Amanda, you’re so arrogant. You think you destroyed the division? Did you ever think that people just aren’t interesting in wrestling you? You cheat all the time, your whole basis for victories is that you use your little posse like that tramp in the ring with you. You don’t know what true champions are, I do. I’ve managed the Bod Squad, all three of them, and they’ve all been very successful. Sexy Amanda: What’s the matter Kristin? Are you still hanging on to what you had? Because lets face it, today you’re nothing. What are you? Oh, Katrina’s manager. That’s it. Katrina has no titles, she’s been mediocre for months! Whereas I have flourished, did you see me at FD2? I was on the verge of challenging Star, and what did Katrina do? She didn’t even make it past the first round! Kristin Wallace-Hudson: That’s all true Amanda. I’m not saying it isn’t, but you know when you and that tramp bursted into our locker room earlier. You ruined my dress, you assaulted my client, and I want revenge. Nobody gets away with attacking us, we’re legends. We’re in the Hall of Fame, Katrina has held almost every single title DU has ever had. If you want to play the “accomplishments” game then go ahead, but you’ll lose. Sexy Amanda: What do you have coming out here and interrupting me? Our match is later on in the show. I’m just making an announcement? Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Well actually Amanda, I have an announcement of my own. It’s quite fitting we were talking about the past because if you rewind to 2003, you’d see me and Shane Rockford were quite the couple. We’re on great terms now, he got me to return, and you see because I have such a great professional relationship with him, he’s granted me one wish. Sexy Amanda: Whatever… Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Shane told me a little rumour that Azrael is about to get the chop here, and you know that would be tragic for the tag team division. So, as from this moment onwards, you’re stripped of your tag team titles! [Sexy Amanda looks shocked in the ring, and Azrael tries to go up the ramp to fight the superbitch but is held back by Mandy. Kristin giggles.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: I’m not finished! I got to pick the new champions too! [Katrina and Kristin exchange smug looks.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Your brand NEW tag team champions are…KATRINA AND KRISTIN WALLACE-HUDSON! That’s right Amanda, we’re the new champions! You better think twice before you cross us! Sexy Amanda: You can’t do this! Kristin Wallace-Hudson: I think I just did dear, now we’ll collect our titles from you after your match with my best friend here. Which is starting just about…NOW! [Sexy Amanda looks around in confusion as Azrael tosses her championship on the floor, Kristin drops the microphone on the stage as Katrina begins to run down to the ring and Kristin follows in her heels.] Standard Match Katrina v Sexy Amanda JLT: Here we go! [Katrina slides under the bottom rope and she and Amanda begin to exchange punches. Katrina then sends Mandy out of the ring and the referee calls for the bell. The two divas lock up with Katrina getting Amanda in a headlock but Amanda counters and pushes Katrina to the ropes. Amanda lies on the floor as Katrina hops over before Amanda changes her position to make her legs monkey flip Katrina over her on a rebound from the ropes.] [Both women get to their feet as Katrina spears Amanda into a corner and begins with some lefts and rights to her. Katrina then props Amanda on the top turnbuckle and heads to the opposite corner. She runs at her but Amanda counters by leaping off with a Hurricanrana taking Katrina down to the canvas.] JLT: Sexy Amanda has a lot to prove tonight, not only that she’s a title contender but she needs to get revenge on Katrina for taking her titles! Leah: Katrina is so greedy, and Kristin can’t wrestle. Although I am sick of the Widow Makers, they’re so…Japanese. JLT: Is there anything wrong with that? Leah: Yes? [Kristin gets up on the apron and begins to yell at the referee. Amanda comes from behind with a back drop attempt to Kat but Katrina manages to flip out of it and land on her feet. Amanda turns and is met by a spinning heel kick from the Queen of Pain. Katrina then scoops up her rival and slams her in front of the turnbuckle, Katrina then climbs to the second rope and launches off with a leg drop.] [Katrina then climbs back to her feet with Amanda’s hair in her hands. She whips her to the ropes and flapjacks the Amanda into the ropes making her guillotine herself, Sexy Amanda then turns and swings at Katrina but she ducks and clotheslines Amanda over the top rope. Katrina then walks over to the referee and begins to flirt with him. Meanwhile on the outside Kristin Wallace-Hudson slaps Amanda across the face hard and boots her with her heel before she rolls Amanda back into the ring. Mandy walks over and spears Kristin into the floor, Mandy then picks her up onto her shoulder and drops her on the ring apron making Kristin fall to the floor, holding her face.] JLT: Even the managers are fighting! [Katrina finishes her flirting and covers the downed Amanda.] [1] [2] JLT: It’s over! Amanda’s los- [Amanda kicks out as Katrina rolls her eyes and picks up Amanda; she then tries to powerbomb Amanda Persian but Amanda counters by landing on her feet. Amanda then punches Katrina across the face which dazes her, Amanda then picks her up into a fireman’s carry and begins to spin around with Katrina on her shoulders before dropping her on her back. Amanda uses to the ropes to steady herself.] [Amanda then runs to the ropes in hopes of using a ground attack but Kristin grabs her foot making her fall to her front in the ring. The referee then accuses Kristin as Katrina makes her way to her feet as does Amanda. Mandy slides into the ring thanks to Kristin’s distraction, she slams Katrina into the canvas and then helps Amanda up. Sexy Amanda brings Katrina to her feet as Mandy exits the ring. The two lock up with Katrina getting the upper hand and shoving Amanda to the corner and then tossing the floor, Katrina climbs the rope and signals for “Kat’s Eye”.] Leah: We’ve seen this before… [Katrina connects to the former tag team champion, and hooks the leg. The referee counts. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [Amanda manages to kick out, Kristin has a look of shock on her face. Katrina argues with the referee, as Mandy rolls in a tag team championship belt to Amanda. Kristin sees this and leaps onto the apron in protest, the referee rushes over to her. Katrina turns around and is struck in the face by the title belt. Amanda then tosses it out of the ring and hooks the leg. Mandy pulls Kristin off the apron, and shoves her into the barricade. The referee turns and counts.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…SEXY AMANDA!!! [Amanda gets out of the ring and raises her arms up in the air as she and Mandy hug to each other and head their way up the ramp. Kristin holds her back as she collects the tag titles the Widow Makers left, and rolls into the ring. Katrina holds her forehead and Kristin gives the fleeing divas a dirty love.] JLT: That is one, evil, look! Leah: It truly is! [We cut to a copy of a “US Weekly” with Jennifer Aniston on the cover, and the camera zooms out to reveal Tequila sitting reading it in Shane’s office. Shane is doing paperwork, and glancing up at the television screen which shows the empty arena.] Tequila: Lindsay Lohan is so thin, I hate her. She thinks she looks good as a blonde? Come on! She looks like she’s on heroin… [Tequila glances up and shakes her head at Shane.] Tequila: Eww! Kirsten Dunst is so horrible looking? I don’t know what people see in her, she looks like she’s about to collapse on herself. [Tequila looks up at Shane.] Tequila: She’s not vulpumtorus like me. [Tequila goes back to the magazine again.] Tequila: Oh look, Eva Longoria. Hey Shane, who do you think would look better in Playboy magazine? Eva Longoria…or me? [Tequila looks at Shane with a smile on her face, and brushes her hair backs and begins to pose. Shane scowls at her.] Shane Rockford: I don’t know. You? [Tequila goes back to her magazine with a delighted expression.] Tequila: Hehe! Tequila 1, Eva 0! [There is a knock at the door, Shane tells the person to come in and in steps Kimberley Kendrick. The British diva approaches the desk of Shane, with a forced smile.] Shane Rockford: Hey Kimberley, what can I do for you? Kimberley Kendrick: I saw Dame Barbara’s message, and I was just thinking maybe I could have a shot at taking her on for the Askai Championship? Shane Rockford: Well actually I was going to book a match on next week’s Exile in Dubai for the contendership of the title. I could add you into that if you want? It would be a good start for you. Kimberley Kendrick: Who else is in that match? Shane Rockford: Well I was thinking of Bianca Antella, Carley Monroe and Shayla Walker. If I add you then it’s a four-way and the winner will get to take on Dame Barbara on either a 3WL or DU show. Kimberley Kendrick: Well I hate all those women, I’d be able to beat them all. Don’t you think? Shane Rockford: Well with that confidence then you have the ability too. Kimberley Kendrick: Yeah, I hate them. Shane Rockford: Right, well if you’ll excuse me I have some work to do. [Kimberley Kendrick nods and turns, giving a dirty look to Tequila who returns one. She exits the room, and Tequila puts her magazine down and stares at Shane.] Tequila: I saw that you know. Shane Rockford: Saw what? Tequila: You know what. [Shane looks confused, and shakes his head with a scowl and continues with his work. Tequila rolls her eyes.] -Drop Dead Gorgeous Vignette- [The house lights dim slightly and all sorts of colored lights start circling the arena as "YMCA" by the Village People starts up. Shayla emerges from behind the curtain and rainbow colored pyro go off behind her. She jumps a mile into the air and turns around, scowling at the lights. She mutters to herself and heads down into the ring. Shayla climbs in and takes a mic. The house lights go up and the music fades out.] Shayla Walker: Hello and welcome to the Shayla Show! This week, I'm still thwarting Ashley's stupid plans, and we have Felicity, who has some stupid news that no one wants to hear. [She sits down in a folding chair, stretching her legs out. The entire ring is decorated in rainbows and a "GAY PRIDE" sign hangs off one side of the ring.] Shayla Walker: Who ordered these stupid decorations?! Ugh. Just...whatever. Get the pregnant ho out here. ["Pretty Tied Up" plays and Felicity, dressed in business-casual and looking very pregnant, comes down to the ring. She is helped up the steps and into the ring. She sits across from Shayla and waves to the crowd with a smile on her face.] Felicity: Hi, Shayla! It's great to b-- Shayla Walker: Shut up. Just...what the Hell do you want to tell us? I have to go ruin someone's life. [Felicity stares at Shayla, her mouth slightly open at the rudeness. She regains her composure and rubs her swelled stomach absently.] Felicity: Well, I'm close to having this baby, and I think I'm ready to tell the world just who the father is. Shayla Walker: So do it. Felicity: ...I'm about to. Shayla Walker: This is some Jerry Springer-type stuff! I'm sure to beat Ashley in the ratings! TELL US! TELL US! Felicity: The father is-- [Suddenly, "Wannabe" plays and pink confetti rains down on the ring. Pink balloons drop onto the crowd and Ashley appears on the stage with Charmion at her side. A large cheer erupts from the crowd. The two march down to the ring and slide in. Ashley is handed a mic. felicity waves at Ashley and they hug. Charmion, in turn, hugs the pregnant woman. Shayla stands and her hand automatically goes to her hip, ready to take out her lightsaber.] Ashley T. Bopper: Cut the music! [The music cuts out and the fans continue to cheer. "Ashley! Ashley!" is chanted. She grins and makes a hand motion to silence them. The crowd finally settles down and she steps forward, closing the distance between her and her nemesis.] Ashley T. Bopper: Had your fun, Shay-duh? Mummy grounded me, but now...I'm off and I'm here to take back my show. [This receives a large pop.] Shayla Walker: Never! It is mine! I rightfully claimed it for the Empire! [Ashley and Charmion exchange looks and laugh hysterically. Felicity stifles a giggle. Suddenly, Ashley stops and steps forward again, the space getting smaller.] Ashley T. Bopper: Well, we're taking it back..in the name of Backstreet. At the pay-per-view, we will relaunch with a big bang! Shayla Walker: No! You can't! [She waves her hand in front of Ashley, her face contorting in concentration.] Shayla Walker: You will leave the ring! You will go back to England! Ashley T. Bopper: Um..no? Shayla Walker: The force is not working with you. I will then have to duel you! Charmion: Yeah. Right. Duel. [Shayla whips out her lightsaber, but it flies out of her hands and smacks Ashley in the face. The plastic toy rolls out of the ring and falls with a thud to the floor. Shayla gasps and Charmion rolls her eyes, kneeling beside her friend. A medic hops into the ring.] Charmion: Good going, loser. [Shayla and Charmion start a catfight, complete with hair pulling and slapping. Felicity stands and gets in front of a camera.] Felicity: SHANE ROCKFORD IS THE FATHER OF MY BABY! Take that, DU! I am having Shane's baby! [She throws the mic down and stands with her hands on her hips, looking very smug. The shot zooms out and fades into a commercial.] [We cut backstage to see a finger twirling blue hair, and we zoom out to reveal that it’s the heavily-pierced and grunge-looking Bloo. Bloo stands next to her lesbian lover and manager Trixie, and both are staring at the drinks table where Natalie Joyner is pouring herself a cup of water and talking to some fans who have managed to gain entry.] Bloo: Look at that. She’s so plain, that blonde thing is so old. Trixie the Pixie: I know. I’m glad we’ve found an ally in Mystika, your match with her over there was pretty eventful. Bloo: I know. I’m just annoyed that Mystika stole that prize, I could’ve done with that! She saved my ass though, I can’t blame her. Trixie the Pixie: You know seeing Chester McNugget in his “natural element” made me realise that I’m 100% lesbian. I can’t believe how stupid he is, it’s embarrassing. [Suddenly a voice interrupts them from behind, which makes both lesbians jump in surprise.] Voice: You know you shouldn’t be so mean about your new friends. [Bloo and Trixie turn around to come face to face with Ciara Demillo and her tag team partner Natalie.] Ciara Demillo: I don’t think Mystika would appreciate you insulting her boyfriend. Trixie the Pixie: What do you want? Ciara Demillo: Nothing. Natalie and I were just going to get a drink, you obviously have nothing better to do than to stand there doing nothing. What a waste of space you are. Bloo:Coming from you? Natalie: Hey, Trixie. What’s up with your face? Trixie the Pixie: My face?! Natalie: Yeah, it’s like someone hit you in the face with an iron fifty times? Trixie the Pixie: Why you little- [Trixie goes to hit Natalie but Bloo holds her back, and Ciara and Bloo come face to face. Each having a playful smile on their face, and trying to psych out the other.] Bloo: You think you’re so perfect but you’re nothing special. Ciara Demillo: Maybe, but you better watch your back. [On that note, the lesbians are suddenly assaulted from behind and fly forward. Ciara steps out of the way as Bloo flies into the floor, we see Natalie Joyner pick up Trixie and toss her into the wall amongst crates and poles and other objects. Bloo manages to get to her knees and Natalie Joyner brings her up and tosses her into the wall. Natalie then picks up a trash can and empties it onto Bloo, before ramming her over the head with it.] Natalie: Haha! That was tight! [Natalie Joyner, Natalie and Ciara all give each other a little hug and they laugh as they leave the colourful couple in the wreckage.] [We cut elsewhere backstage where we see Tequila looking in locker rooms, and shouting “Felicity!”, she enters the parking lot and sees Felicity standing next to a limo. Felicity smiles and waves at her, and blows Tequila a kiss before entering the limo. Tequila runs over to it screaming insults, but it speeds away as she just reaches it. It speeds into the horizon and the blonde diva looks pissed.] Four Corners Match Icenique v Miss Perfect v Mystika v The Unibrow JLT: Our evening in Malaysia is almost over, but we've got an exciting main event! Icenique, Miss Perfect, Mystika and newly-named "The Unibrow" will all go head to head! Leah: I can't wait! I'm rooting that someone slaps The Unibrow so hard that her unibrow just falls right off! JLT: You are way too obsessed with that. [The lights dim for a few seconds. At the entrance stands a lovely figure. "No problems" by Lil' Scrappy begins to boom out the stadium speakers. Moments later Sliver pyros blast from every which way as she makes her way to the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is a four corners match scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Miami, Florida; at a weight of 160lbs...ICENIQUE!!! [The lights dim as "Drama" by L7 starts up. A moment passes by as smoke begins to billow on the top of the ramp. Latrisha walks out wearing a white wife beater and crimson red shorts with matching knee pads and boots. She stands at the top of the ramp while pulling on a pair of crimson red fingerless gloves. Finally she begins to walk slowly down the ramp, with her eyes fixated on the ring.. She slides underneath the bottom rope and walks to the other side of the ring as the music gradually becomes decreases.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada; at a weight of 161lbs...MISS PERFECT!!! ["Thank You For the Venom" by My Chemical Romance begins to play, starting 20 seconds into the song, which is when the lyrics start. The music stops completely after the first verse and the arena lights go out. The crowd murmurs, and suddenly, white pyro shoots from the turnbuckles and showers down from the entrance stage. Mystika walks out and the song picks back up from where it left off. The diva makes her way down to the ring and slides in, posing in the middle. She jumps on one turnbuckle as the prechorus of the song hits and several fans cheer. She hops off of it and then goes to the opposite one, eliciting the same reaction.] John Roe: Their opponent; from Death Valley, California, at a weight of 160lbs and to be accompanied by Chester and Ino, the Rockford State Champion...MYSTIKA!!! [The area gets dark, then you hear Dr. Doomsday's evil laugh. Suddenly the "Imperial March" (Darth Vader Theme) starts playing as red lights appear on the ramp as the arena is still pitch black. Dr. Doomsday walks out with a sick smile on his face and The Unibrow behind him. Dr. Doomsday is dressed in a red and black Magician's tuxedo complete with cape, bowtie, and top hat. The Unibrow is wearing a black vinyl bra top with red draw strings in the middle and a red net haltertop over it. She is also wearing a black vinyl mini skirt and black boots with red laces. Dr. Doomsday continues walking down the ramp with an evil grin on his face. The Unibrow pauses at the top of the ramp for a moment to and pouts as she strikes a model pose. Then she continues to the ring with an excited smile on her face.] John Roe: And finally, from Miami, Florida; at a weight of 135lbs, to be accompanied by Dr. Doomsday, the Stripped Champion...THE UNIBROW!!! [Mystika stands on her feet when The Unibrow immediately heads towards her thrusting her foot up into the air for dropkick but lands a few feet short. Mystika then picks her up and sends over the top rope out of the ring, Miss Perfect immediately runs towards Icenique with a spear but Icenique moves out of the way. The Unibrow, back in the ring, nails a few shots to Miss Perfect’s face and whips her to the ropes, The Unibrow then executes a clothesline planting Miss Perfect into the canvas. She then begins to stomp on Miss Perfect.] [Mystika climbs to the top rope, The Unibrow turns around and is caught off guard by the Californian who wraps her legs around her neck and executes a hurricanrana. Mystika then brings The Unibrow to her feet and whips her into the corner. Mystika then does a cartwheel lariat into the corner-bound Unibrow connecting perfectley.] JLT: How the hell does she do that? Leah: I don’t know, why don’t you ask her? [Icenique pulls Mystika backwards and executes a backbreaker dropping Mystika onto her knee. Icenique and The Unibrow then tie up with The Unibrow getting the upper hand on the lighter woman and lifting her into the air but then can’t hold her up under the weight pressure and Icenique lands on top of her. Miss Perfect finds her feet again and Icenique shoves Unibrow into MP sending both women tumbling through the ropes. Icenique then kneels down to Mystika and gets her into an armbar, but Mystika refuses to give up and Icenique goes over the “5 count” limit.] Leah: That’s illegal remember! [Chester McNugget leaps onto the apron in protest, Icenique drops Mystika’s arm and slams her into the floor. Icenique approaches Chester and tries to swing for him but Chester ducks and pokes her in the eye, The Unibrow has slid back into the ring and as Icenique clutches her eye, she rolls her into a signature school boy.] [1] [2] [Icenique rolls out. From the outside of the ring, Mystika grabs The Unibrow’s legs and pulls her out of the ring. She then whips The Unibrow into the ring post and slides back into the ring. Mystika gets to her feet and Icenique comes from behind once again but she counters with a jawbreaker. Mystika and Miss Perfect then team up and double clothesline Icenique. They then both whip her to the corner with Mystika dropping to all fours near Icenique as Miss Perfect runs and leaps onto her back, spring off and executing a clothesline.] JLT: Good teamwork from Mystika and Miss Perfect. Leah: If they were a team we could call them M&M! Hehe! [Mystika then plants Icenique into a tree of woe position, she turns to Miss Perfect and the two begin to exchange punches. Miss Perfect whips her to the ropes and nails a mule kick to the face of Mystika which sends her down into the floor, Miss Perfect then heads towards Icenique with a dropkick to her face. Miss Perfect then gets Icenique into her finisher and hoists her up and slams her into the canvas. She executes it and covers.] Leah: Miss Perfect could win here! [Icenique manages to kick out. Miss Perfect gets up with an agitated expression her face, but The Unibrow comes from behind with a shot to the back of the head. The Unibrow then picks up Miss Perfect and slaps her in the face before pulling her into a piledriver which takes a long while to execute. The Unibrow doesn’t cover, instead she runs around the ring excitedly about how she did a piledriver and Dr. Doomsday yells at her to get back to her cover. Icenique is getting to her feet, The Unibrow comes from behind with an attempted school boy but Icenique senses it and nails a few shots to the head sending The Unibrow to her knees. She then bounces to the ropes and nails a knee to The Unibrow’s face.] Leah: Icenique is so ghetto.? JLT: Not really… [Icenique then pulls The Unibrow to the corner, she nails a few high kicks to The Unibrow’s face before propping her on the top turnbuckle. Icenique climbs up there with her, and slides behind her. She applies a superplex and leaps off the top rope with The Unibrow and sending both of them crashing to the mat. Icenique then covers with a smirk on her face.] [1] [2] [Mystika descends from the top turnbuckle in time to dropkick Icenique in her side and sending her off the cover. Mystika then straddles Icenique and begins to shake her head rapidly before whipping her to the ropes making her dizzy, Icenique then turns around and Mystika launches at her with her “Kiss of Death” finisher superkick but Icenique manages to duck. Icenique then swings Mystika around into a “Death By Design” flatliner and covers.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Whoa! Leah: Icenique won! Go girl! [Icenique then rises to her feet as Ino and Chester pull out Mystika of the ring. Icenique gets to her feet and has a pleased look on her face, she raises her arms in the air in victory.] John Roe: Here is your winner…ICENIQUE!!! [Icenique stands in victory when suddenly she’s struck from behind with a chair. A woman stands over here, and fans give a mixed reaction. As she lays the chair into Icenique’s back further and further we recognize that the diva is DU’s very own Laura.] JLT: Is that Laura?! Leah: She’s back! [Laura brings Icenique to her feet and lays the chair down onto the floor, which is already bent from the abuse. Laura hoists her up into her “Perfection” powerbomb and slams Icenique’s body down onto the canvas. Laura then stands with a smile on her face. The camera zooms in on the delighted expression, as the Queen of Wrestling returns to DU action. We fade out on her face.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Ally for contributing to tonight's show, and we're back! YAY! I hope you all enjoyed the show, and I thought it was pretty good and nice and eventful so I hope you all agreed. "Drop Dead Gorgeous" is our next pay per view and already it looks to be really exciting, and I think we had a good week of roleplaying. I understand it's hard to roleplay when we were away for three weeks and there has been no shows, so I think you all did a good job and I just hope things can improve. Thanks for reading. -Card Subject to Change-