Friday September 9th 2005
Jeque Zayed Stadium, Dubai, United Arab Emirates

[We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen] [We break into the arena which cheers and stands on it’s feet, signs hoisted into the air with Arabic writing sprawled on them. A sea of colourful head-dresses and beautiful saris spruce up the arena, but amongst the Arabic influence there are those who have English signs. They hold them into the air with pride, all ignited with the hope of making it onto television. “I own Star’s name”, “Use the force Shayla!” and “Laura Rocks” are just a few of the signs in attendance. We pan around to the commentary table where Leah sits with a hand-held fan against her face and using her other hand to fan papers into her face. JLT otherwise smiles and nods to the camera, glancing at Leah, before addressing the viewers.] JLT: Hello everyone and welcome to Exile! My name is JLT, and I’m joined as always by Leah. We’re coming at you live from Dubai and what a great city this is! It oozes wealth and class, and it is boiling hot but I’m sure that temperatures are on the rise tonight amongst our divas, don’t you think Leah? Leah: I think the heat gets to people in the weirdest of ways. I won’t be surprised if we see some strange happenings or ravage attacks tonight! I’m certainly looking forward to the card as we inch every close to “Drop Dead Gorgeous” things are certainly starting to heat up and we’re only two weeks away! JLT: I’m very excited for that! I’m excited for our main event tonight too, we get to see the return of the self-proclaimed “Queen of Wrestling” Laura as she teams with the “Queen of Pain” Katrina to take on Icenique and Sexy Amanda in tag team match that’s fit for a king. Icenique and Laura have immediately entered into an all-out war since Laura assaulted her in the ring last week, and Sexy Amanda is reeling over being stripped of her beloved tag championships by the superbitch Kristin Wallace-Hudson! Leah: Yep, I think it’s going to be brutal, I bet both teams can’t wait to get their hands on each other! Jasmine Vega makes her debut, we’ve seen her in various magazines across the country, she has her own album and now she’s debuting in DU! To be honest with you, I want to see Lilith beat the crap out of her tonight because I got Jasmine’s album this week and I was not impressed! JLT: Was it worse than K-Pax? Leah: Oh no, nothing is worse than that! JLT: That’s true. Jasmine debuts tonight, she’s made a name for herself in 3WL and it should be exciting to see her in a Divas Unleashed ring. I’m really looking forward to seeing Bloo team with Mystika to take on Ciara Demillo and Natalie Joyner, after the huge events of last week’s show this is one feud I am truly on the edge of my seat for! They’re new found alliances will truly be tested in this match, not to mention their entourages, Chester could cause some mischief! Leah: As long as he stays all the way over there, away from us, I’m happy. Dame Barbara’s challenge is answered as Bianca Antella, Carley Monroe, Kimberley Kendrick and Shayla Walker all pick up the pace and aim to become the number one contender for the belt! Carley is a former champion, she’s my pick for the match up but any of these four women could very well walk out with a victory tonight! JLT: A victory would be very important for either Noriko Lee or Joanne Stratford tonight, as both women make their DU debuts in what should be an exciting contest! Noriko Lee has had a lot of success in 3WL and she’s making another transition to DU tonight! Leah: Yes, Noriko is a little bitch if you ask me. Ahem, anyway, tonight we’ve also got JLT’s interview with Felicity which won’t be as good as my interviews because I rule and she doesn’t, and we also have the Shayla Show! JLT: Wow Leah, I think that’s the first time you’ve done an introduction without insulting everyone or everything. Well done dear, well done! Leah: Don’t worry. I got a warning for my little outburst last week, so now I’m saving my venom for the rest of the show and releasing it gradually. JLT: Wonderful. Debutants Match Joanne Stratford v Noriko Lee JLT: I can’t wait for this match next! We get to see Noriko Lee of 3WL take on the brand new singing Joanne Stratford in singles action! Leah: What better way to get your career started than a victorious debut? It’s worked for all the greats. JLT: It’s certainly a stepping stone. [“Heaven’s a Lie” by Lacuna Coil begins to play as the lights dim all through the arena. Fog rolls through the entranceway as a bright red light shines from behind it as a dazzling laser light show goes on. An array of searchlights focus on Joanne as she walks through the fog and onto the entrance ramp. Cheers are heard from the crowd as Joanne looks out amongst the crowd. She begins to make the walk down to ringside, at the bottom of the entranceway, Joanne walks over to the steel steps and climbs them to the ring apron. She climbs into the ring and goes and stands in the middle of the ring and raises both hands in the air.] John Roe: The following contest is a debutants match; introducing first; from Cottage Grove, Oregan; at a weight of 134lbs…JOANNE STRATFORD!!! [“Duality” by Slipknot plays as the entrance way comes alive with a video package on the video wall of Noriko’s moments in 3WL as part of her entrance video. A few minutes pass and Noriko Lee doesn’t emerge.] JLT: Hey! [Suddenly from behind comes Noriko Lee to Joanne Stratford in the ring with a shot to the back with a Japanese flag, the wooden part striking Joanne and sending her into the canvas. Ryoko Kazami steps into the ring too, with a Singapore cane in hand. Noriko Lee then brings Joanne to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Joanne bounces back and is met with the Singapore cane from Ryoko who swings it like a baseball bat into Joanne’s face.] JLT: This uncalled for! What kind of match is this? Leah: It’s not a match Jamie, it’s a beating! [Noriko Lee then brings Joanne to her feet. Noriko doubles her opponent over, by a kick to the stomach. She then grabs her Joanne’s arms after she puts their head between her legs like she's about to go for a pedigree. She then lifts her opponent into the air almost like a modified suplex and slams her opponents down to the mat face first in an x-factor style landing.] Leah: Ouch! [Noriko Lee then rises to feet and poses in front of the crowd to a rousing of boos. She swings her Japanese flag, next to her stands the heavily tattooed manager of Ryoko Kazami. The two pose in front of the crowd with evil expressions on their faces as “Duality” by Slipknot plays.] JLT: Noriko Lee certainly has made an entrance! It’s a shame about the match, I for one don’t agree with the “beating”! Leah: Oh be quiet, that’s what we want! Random outbursts of brutality, it’s the key to a successful tv show. That and midgets are sure to bring in ratings. [We cut backstage to the parking lot where a black stretched limousine pulls up, with the number plate “QUEEN 1” on the front. The camera pans down the side of the limo to the door as it opens and out steps Laura, who smiles and looks around the parking lot. She moves out of the way and she’s joined by her boyfriend Austin Mack and friend Kendra Wecker. Kendra hops along on cruches, with her ankle bandaged and Laura struts into the arena. Holly Wentz approaches them with a microphone in hand, dressed in a black velvet jacket and skirt, complete with a camera crew.] Holly Wentz: Laura! Laura! How does it feel to be back? Laura: I’m not giving interviews right now. Holly Wentz: But, how does it feel? Are you excited for your match tonight? Laura: I sad, I’m not giving interviews tonight. Are you stupid or something? Holly Wentz: Laura! Please! I need an exclusive, Krysta has taken over everything, please, just answer my question. What are your thoughts on Icenique? [Laura stops and looks at Austin, who breaks out in a smile. Laura then shakes her head, and turns to Holly Wentz, she picks her up by her velvet jacket and Holly drops her microphone.] Laura: I warned you, you stupid bitch. [Laura then tosses Holly into the side of a nearby truck, it dents the side and Holly hits the concrete floor with a thud and scream. Laura then tosses some more materials onto her, and then giggles as she turns back to her entourage.] Laura: It’s so good to be back. JLT: Last week on Exile we saw Felicity drop a bombshell when she announced that is she expecting our president Shane Rockford’s baby, and earlier this week I got to sit down with the Canadian for a one-to-one interview. Leah: Did you make this one cry too? JLT: Well, let’s just take a look. [We recap from last week where Felicity made the announcement that she’s expecting Shane’s baby. We then cut to a specially designed room, it has black leather sofas, a wooden coffee table and a fire place with a fire that’s just perfect. It has a homey feel to it, and we see JLT sitting opposite Felicity who strokes her pregnant stomach. JLT has papers clutched together in her hand, along with a pen. She turns to the camera.] JLT: Hello everyone, I’m interviewing Felicity today. Felicity, how are you doing? Felicity: I’m doing very well thank you. JLT: How many more weeks do you have? Felicity: Well I have about five weeks left, it’s going to be a late one. JLT: So, let’s just go back in time. When did you get pregnant? Felicity: In December, around the 20th to be precise. JLT: Oh, you know the exact date? Felicity: Yeah, don’t you recognize that date? [JLT scowls.] Felicity: It was DU’s Christmas party. That’s where I got pregnant, not actually at the party, but I met Shane at the party. That was 9 months ago, and I’m pregnant. My baby is dute late September, but the doctors said they can tell it’s going to be an October birth. JLT: So, wait a minute. You met Shane at the Christmas party? Did you actually do it at the party? Felicity: No, we didn’t “do it” at the party. We went back to his hotel. JLT: But what about Tequila? She was there. I talked to her. Surely he wouldn’t risk going back to his hotel room with you and have the chance of her walking in? [Felicty pauses and thinks, she shrugs as JLT raises her eyebrows in anticipation for an answer.] Felicity: Maybe it was my hotel room. I can’t remember but all the hotel rooms look the same anyway. Tequila was ignoring him the whole night, she was too busy talking to Crystal and Kaci, her little buddies, about boys and being all silly. She didn’t give Shane the time of day, and then I’m there, and what can I say? One thing lead to another. JLT: Okay. I’m not trying to sound cynical, but with Shane and Nyssa when they had a baby, Nyssa started throwing around allegations that Shane wasn’t the father. How can you know that Shane is? Felicity: Well I’m not a slut, and it just makes sense. I would’ve gone to the Christmas party, me and Shane got together, I went home to visit my family in Canada, and then I celebrated New Years in California with my then partner Ferrari and Jake EB Wild and a few other of my friends. I know Shane is the father, we didn’t use protection either. JLT: Okay. I brought up Shane and Nyssa, you know that Christina Rockford would be a half-sister to your baby? And there could be the possibility that Shane and Tequila would have a child one day, how do you feel about your child having a father who has impregnated so many women? Felicity: It’s not my problem where Shane decides to stick it. I like Tequila. I didn’t mean to cause her any grief or hurt. I’m not happy about the situation, but I’m just excited about having a baby. I’d like my baby to play with Christina and all of them to grow up happy. JLT: Do you know the sex of your baby? Felicity: Well I would prefer if it was a girl and not a boy. I choose not to know. I think it’s more exciting that way. JLT: And any names yet? Felicity: I have a few in mind, I’m not going to say any yet though. You’ll have to wait until it’s born. I have to see it’s face first, then I can give it a name. JLT: Okay. You know Tequila was mad on Exile last week right? How do you feel about seeing her? You want to be at the Drop Dead Gorgeous pay per view? Felicity: Well I feel bad for like I said, and I’m a pregnant woman. I don’t want her to come and assault me, I’ll have her arrested if she does. I want to be at the pay per view, yes, I want Shane to see my presence and I want him to know that I’m there. He can’t try and brush me under the carpet like he has with all his other women. JLT: That sounds like a good plan. It’s been nice talking to you, thank you for the interview and good luck with your baby. Felicity: Thank you. [Felicity and JLT shake hands, JLT smiles at the camera as we see Felicity stroking her stomach again and looking down lovingly. We fade out.] ["The Last in Line" by Dio plays over the PA system and the arena goes partially dim as white search lights start filling the arena. Bianca walks out onto the stage and peers at the fans before jumping up and down a couple times psyching herself up. Next to her is her friend Carley Monroe, who runs her hands through her platinum hair and poses for the crowd, pouting a little. Bianca struts down to the ring and hops through the ropes, she is handed a microphone from the ring announcer. She waits for her music to cut before addressing the crowd.] Bianca Antella: Buona sera Doubai e più d'importanza 3WL. Sto rispondendo alla sfida del dame Barbara, io sto andando diventare il campione seguente di Askai, il campione di Askai più grande e dimostrerò che sconfiggendo quattro donne nel fiammifero dopo! Bianca Antella sconfiggerà il dame Barbara in un buon fiammifero, indicherò a Barbara che è troppo antica e vecchia per tenere la cinghia e sono la stella brillante nella divisione di Askai! [Bianca smiles and hands the microphone to Carley, who takes a little curtsey in front of the crowd and smiles.] Carley Monroe: That was a beautiful tribute to Destiny’s Child, Bianca. I’m going to let the rest of the roster know and all you people here in Darby that I am going to be the next Askai Champion. Dame Barbara stole my belt! She should go to prison, or jail, or college, wherever the naughty people go! I’m going to show her that Carley is the younger, sexier champion that the fans love, not some ancient whorebag! [“Enemy” by Fozzy interrupts Carley’s speech. Kimberly Kendrick walks out from the back with a microphone in her hand, dressed in her ring attire and looking down at the floor, she glances around at the crowd with a look of disgust and talks with a Devon accent.] Kimberly Kendrick: Carley, you are the reason I hate women. Look at you, you look so trashy. Your tits up to your neck ,your ass out here, slutty attire, that blonde blue-eyed look that gets old so easily. You’re the real ho. Dame Barbara is a legend in Britain. I bet you don’t even know what Britain is do you? Carley Monroe: Uhhh, yeah I do actually. It’s a continent? Duh! Kimberly Kendrick: Ahh, you show your wisdom again. You have no right to insult Dame Barbara, she is a legend in Britain and she’s won countless titles. I admire her, I aspire to her and I’m going to win this match so I can go one on one with her. What kind of representation would you be of a DU champion? Carley Monroe: Better than you, look at you! You’re a plain Jane! [Carley giggles and points at Kimberly to some of the crowd members.] Kimberly Kendrick: I’m a brunette love, that blonde hair, blue eyes thing gets old really quickly. You have to have a certain amount of class to appear in Hello! magazine, I’m up there with Posh Spice and Kelly Brook. You’re down in the gutter with Jordan. [Carley looks confused, as Bianca shrugs not understanding a word and begins to applaud Kimberly. Carley stops her immediately and Bianca grins at her and shrugs again. Carley turns back to Kimberly, extending her palm in her direction.] Carley Monroe: Come and get me! You’re a plain Jane! Come on everyone, Plain Jane! Plain Jane! [Carley manages to get the crowd to chant “Plain Jane” which irritates Kimberly, Kimberly yells at them to stop and ends up throwing a microphone at one of the fans. Kimberly then starts to run to the ring, Carley drops the microphone and she and Bianca adopt a fighting stance.] Tag Team Match Bianca Antella v Carley Monroe v Kimberly Kendrick v Shayla Walker JLT: We’re starting this match right now, we need a referee! [Kimberly slides into the ring and runs towards Carley and Bianca who attempt a double clothesline, Kimberly ducks and bounces to the ropes and executes a double clothesline of her own taking down the friends. Kimberly brings Bianca to her feet and tosses her over the top rope, she turns back to Carley who lies on her back, Carley kicks Kimberly in the stomach. Kimberly catches both of Carley’s feet, and gets her up into a slingshot position. Bianca slides back into the ring as Kimberly launches Carley, Carley flies over her and collides with Bianca sending both women crashing to the mat.] Leah: Good work by Kimberly. I wish these people would stop chanting “Plain Jane” though, I mean that has got to be hard to take. Jamie, whatever they say, you are not plain. JLT: Me?! Leah: Yes, you- ["A-W-E-S-O-M-E" by Reel Big Fish plays as blue lights flash all over the arena. Shayla runs down to the ring carrying a toy blue bladed lightsaber. The lightsaber flies all over the place, before it falls out of her hands and into the crowd.] JLT: Here comes Shayla! Leah: And a referee! [Shayla climbs onto the apron. She stands and springs onto the top rope, she attempts a cross body onto Kimberly Kendrick but Kimberly catches her. Carley Monroe then bounces to the ropes and dropkicks Shayla’s back sending her down on top of Kimberly. The referee quickly calls for the bell and drops to a count.] [1] [2] [Kimberly gets her shoulder up.] JLT: You know, Bianca, Carley and Shayla all have some form of an alliance. The odds are really stacked against Kendrick tonight! Leah: I wonder what would happen if you put all of their IQs together do you think it be more than 100? JLT: Well, Carley’s IQ is probably about 4. Leah: Ooh, that’s mean. [Bianca pulls Shayla off Kimberly and tosses her into the corner. Bianca lays some punches into her before propping her onto the top rope and slapping her hard across the face. Bianca climbs up with her and attempts a suplex but Shayla is able to shove Bianca off from the top rope. Bianca finds her feet and turns to see Carley charging at her full speed, Bianca counters Carley but picking her up by her waist and throwing her over her head with a leapfrog type move, Carley lands on Shayla and is able to execute a frankensteiner.] [Bianca then drags Shayla to near the ropes, and lays her down. Bianca runs to the ropes, she bounces back and is met by a surprise spinning heel kick from Kimberly which sends her down to the canvas. Carley Monroe climbs to the top rope, and leaps off with a hurricanrana onto Kimberly which sends her rolling out of the ring. Shayla crawls over to Bianca, and lies on her with a cover.] [1] [Bianca kicks out.] JLT: Nice try. Leah: Yeah, Shayla is really trying to cover people. [Shayla gets to her feet and brings Bianca with her. She whips Bianca into the corner. Shayla then tells Carley to get on all fours, she does so in front of Bianca. Shayla runs towards Carley but Carley suddenly gets up from her position and spears Shayla into the canvas. Carley begins to punch Shayla in the face, before Bianca comes from behind grabbing her by her blonde locks. Bianca executes a spinning back suplex planting Carley into the canvas. Kimberly Kendrick has risen to the apron, Bianca spots her and runs towards her executing a dropkick sending her back out of the ring.] [Bianca then drags Carley into position and climbs to the top rope. Bianca executes a moonsault that connects with Carley and hooks both legs for a cover. Before the referee can count, Shayla Walker breaks up the count. She brings Bianca to her feet and hoists her onto her shoulders, Shayla then holds her in position and begins to spin around with an airplane spin. Shayla concludes the move with a neckbreaker, slamming Bianca into the canvas. Shayla then covers.] [1] [2] [Kimberly Kendrick interrupts the count by executing a body splash onto the referee’s back. Shayla is smiling waiting for a three count, and frowns, she looks around to see Kimberly. Shayla gets off her cover, and rises to her feet. Kimberly grabs Shayla by her wrist and thrusts her against the ropes, Kimberly runs behind her and executes a spinning calf kick to send her over the ropes.] Leah: I think all the women are trying to get keep the others out of the ring to give them more space! JLT: True, and they can’t interrupt a pinfall from outside the ring, quite a smart move. Leah: Surprisingly smart. [Meanwhile Carley is on the top turnbuckle, waving and posing for fans photos. Kimberly stares at her, and shakes her head. Kimberly drags Bianca by her feet, she lines her up with the turnbuckle and gets her in position for a slingshot. Carley still stands an poses for photos, Kimberly drops backwards and sends Bianca into Carley on the top rope, Carley falls onto the turnbuckle with her groin taking the impact first. Bianca stumbles backwards and Kimberly rolls her into a school boy.] [1] [2] [Bianca manages to kick out.] Leah: That was close! [Shayla Walker climbs back into the ring and heads immediately to Carley who lies under the corner, Shayla props her up on the bottom rope and begins to choke her with her foot. The referee tells Shayla to stop and she does. Kimberly Kendrick comes from behind to Shayla, attempting a dragon sleeper but Shayla counters it by spinning around and turning it into an overhead suplex. Carley Monroe then climbs back to the top rope, blowing a kiss to the fans, and leaps off with a flying DDT connecting with Shayla and taking her down into the canvas.] JLT: She needs to cover, it’ll be over! Leah: What is she doing? She’s too stupid! [Carley walks around the ring, waving to the fans with a grin on her face and jumping up and down with the excitement that she’s delivered the move. Bianca Antella comes from behind with a bulldog, planting Carley into the canvas. Bianca then brings Carley to her feet and puts her into a tree of woe position in the corner, as Carley screams loudly. Bianca then turns back to the ring and is met with a superkick from Kimberly.] [Kimberly then picks up Bianca and tosses her over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Shayla has found her feet and leaps onto Kimberly’s back with a sleeper hold. Shayla then forces Kimberly backwards into the canvas, driving her head first. Shayla then rolls Kimberly to one side as Bianca rises to her feet, Shayla runs towards her and flips her over with a sunset flip and covers.] JLT: I still can’t believe Shayla is sixteen, if she pins Bianca here, she’ll be the youngest number one contender we’ve ever had! [1] [2] [Bianca rolls out.] JLT: That was close! [Carley Monroe has managed to free herself, and climbs to the top rope. She leaps off at Shayla with a hurricanrana but Shayla manages to block it and turn it into a powerbomb. Shayla then rests on the ropes, and wipes her forehead. Shayla approaches Carley and leans down to her, Carley thrusts both of her feet into her mid-section and hoists Shayla over the top of her with a monkey flip. Carley then straddles Shayla and begins to hit her in the face.] [Bianca Antella has found her feet, she climbs to the top rope as Kimberly Kendrick finds her feet. Bianca jumps off the top rope with an attempted double axe handle smash but Kimberly catches Bianca and executes a hanging neck breaker before executing a front face buster. Kimberly then rolls Bianca over into a cover.] JLT: Wow! That was Kimberly’s “Blazing Glory”! [1] [2] [Bianca kicks out. Kimberly gets to her feet in shock, as Shayla executes a suplex and tosses Carle out of the ring. Shayla then bounces to the ropes as Kimberly stares at the referee and argues with him. Shayla executes a sunset flip onto Kimberly from behind and quickly pins. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner and the number one contender for the Askai Championship…SHAYLA WALKER!!! [Carley looks over in shock and surprise, she releases Shayla from her chin lock and approaches the referee. Kimberly Kendrick gets up and clotheslines Shayla from behind, she picks her up and executes a death valley driver. Carley then looks on with rage and gets the crowd to chant “Plain Jane”, Kimberly ignores them as Carley walk into the middle of the ring, she kneels down to tend to Shayla. Kimberly steps down from the turnbuckle, taunting the fans, Carley slaps Kimberly hard across the face and Kimberly looks at her in surprise. Kimberly then smiles, and blows a kiss of her own to Carley as she rolls out of the ring.] JLT: What a match! Shayla is the new contender! After all that talk before the match, it’s the silent one who picks up the victory. That’s proof you have to watch the quiet ones! Leah: It looks like Kimberly made another new enemy too, what is with her and blondes? JLT: Don’t ask me. [We cut backstage where Krysta Taylor is standing in the interview area. In the background there is a tv monitor, and a green background with the Exile logo sprawled on it in various places. Krysta smiles, dressed in a revealing white dress and next to her stands Ciara Demillo and Natalie Joyner who are dressed in their ring attire.] Krysta Taylor: I’m here with Ciara Demillo and her new found friend Natalie Joyner, they’ll be teaming up tonight to take on Bloo and Mystika. How are you feeling tonight? [Ciara tilts the microphone in her direction.] Ciara Demillo: We’re confident, we’re going to destroy those two. I’m not scared of Mystika, I’m not scared of Bloo. They’re both freaks, what kind of a woman dates a retard? What kind of a woman shaves her head? Krysta Taylor: Well, them, obviously. Anyway, why have you joined forces with Natalie Joyner? I thought you were teaming with the single-named Natalie? Ciara Demillo: Well Natalie is going to be our valet, she picked up a little injury at the hands of Shayla Walker last week. That’s why you shouldn’t let people who can’t wrestle into the ring. Joyner is new here, she needs allies, and we’d thought she’d be a great asset and we made an agreement to get her the victory last week in the ladder match and share the prize. Krysta Taylor: But that was foiled? Ciara Demillo: Uh huh, it was. That’s another reason why Joyner is teaming with me because Bloo and Mystika screwed her too. They have to pay now, they’re going to tonight. Krysta Taylor: Does she speak? Ciara Demillo: Who? Krysta Taylor: This Joyner person. [Natalie Joyner pulls the microphone in her direction.] Natalie Joyner: Yes I speak, what would you like to ask me? Krysta Taylor: Oh nothing. I was just wondering if you were a robot or something. Anyway, thank you for the interview ladies. Ciara Demillo: Don’t worry Krysta, we do most of our talking in the ring. [Krysta tugs on the microphone.] Krysta Taylor: Okay, let go of my microphone. I don’t want your germs on them. -Commercial Break- [We open back from the break and fade in backstage where we see Jasmine Vega backstage. She’s dressed in her casual attire, which is still sexy and revealing, and she is talking to a couple of referees backstage. In the background we see Charmion approaching her with a book in hand, and looking down at the ground. Charmion courageously taps Jasmine on the shoulder, making the singer turn to her. Charmion giggles and speaks nervously.] Charmion: Hi, my name’s Charmion. Umm, can I have your, heh, autograph please? Jasmine Vega: Sure. [Jasmine turns back to the referees and runs a hand through her hair.] Jasmine Vega: It looks like I’ve been recognised. [Jasmine signs the autograph book and hands it to an excited Charmion who squeals and begins to jump up and down on the spot. Jasmine scowls and forces a smile.] Charmion: Thank you SO much! I have your albums, and everything, and all your DVDs an- [Charmion is interrupted with a booming voice and we see zoom to see Lilith in the background with a look of shock and disgust on her face.] Lilith: CHARMION! [Lilith storms up to the position as Charmion’s grin fades and she has a guilty expression on her face. Jasmine looks confused and her shoulders rise as she prepares to fight if needed.] Lilith: What the hell are you doing? Charmion: Mom, I was just getting her autograph. Is that illegal? NO! Lilith: You’re mingling with the enemy? What kind of daughter are you? This is a new low for you. [Lilith turns to Jasmine.] Lilith: And I’ll see you in the ring. [Lilith grabs Charmion by her red hair, and begins to drag her back to the rope. Jasmine shakes her head and laughs and turns back to the referee, beginning to make fun of Lilith.] JLT: Well that was mean on Lilith’s part. Doesn’t she want her daughter to be happy? Leah: I don’t know. Lilith is just nasty. JLT: Well Jasmine versus Lilith is coming up next! -Drop Dead Gorgeous Vignette- Standard Match Jasmine Vega v Lilith JLT: We just saw Charmion trying to get an autograph, well she did, but meeting DU’s newest pop star was hardly the most pleasant of experiences. Leah: Well us celebrities can’t be expected to be nice all the time. We have bad days you know. It’s hard when the paparazzi follow your every move. JLT: How would you know? Leah: What are you insinuating? That I don’t have paparazzi following me? Look, over there, that guy is taking my picture! [Leah waves to a guy in the audience who has a disposable camera, he just waves back at her but Leah points to his camera and smiles. He then takes her picture and waves at her again.] Leah: Hi sweetie! Muah! JLT: That’s a fan? Leah: It’s still ‘razzi, okay? [The arena goes pitch black and its silent for a moment leaving the crowd wondering what's going on. A picture of a flashing siren is shown on the titanron and sirens start going off as "Red Hot" begins to blast through out the arena. Fog starts emerging around the stage area. Red pyros shoot straight up and across the stage into the air. A stripper cage is seen lowered onto the stage as the sparks from the pyros begin to fall. As the cage is set on the stage the fog clears and dancing in it is Jasmine Vega! The crowd go in uproar cheering loudly for the blonde bombshell.Jasmine exits the cage and waves and blow kisses into the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp way slapping fans hands. She walks up the steel steps and goes through the middle rope giving the guys a sneak peak of her booty. Jasmine enters the ring and goes to the center of the stage and as she lifts her arms up in the air gold pyros explode into the air.] JLT: The crowd are loving Jasmine Vega! Leah: What an entrance! [Jasmine blows kisses to the fans when Lilith slides into the ring from the crowd. She is armed with a steel chair and Jasmine turns to see her, Jasmine runs attempting a clothesline but Lilith ducks and hits her over the head with the chair sending her down to the canvas. Charmion reluctantly slides another chair into the ring, as Lilith tosses the dented one out of the ring. Lilith then positions Jasmine for a “Hellish Nightmares” powerbomb finisher and she does onto the other chair. Lilith then chuckles to herself, she then kneels down and picks up Jasmine’s wrist, and points around the arena as Charmion frowns.] Leah: Eww, she’s not going to do what I think she is she? JLT: What? [Lilith then sinks her teeth into Jasmine’s wrist, trying to suck some of the blood out of Jasmine’s arm. Lilith bites down hard onto it, in a move she calls the “Cyrosa” and then releases it, with a tear of blood streaming from her lip. She then leaves the ring, and grabs Charmion by the wrist yanking her up the ramp with her and raising their arms in the air as “Planet Hell” by Nightwish plays.] JLT: What the hell was that? Aren’t we going to have a match here? Leah: I think Lilith wanted to teach Jasmine Vega a lesson, I don’t know why, Lilith is a strange bitch. JLT: I guess we have to wait for Jasmine’s debut another time but what was that about? All Jasmine did was give an autograph to Charmion! Leah: But sometimes that’s enough Jamie, it’s enough! [We cut backstage into the office of Shane Rockford, he’s sitting as his desk, leaning back in his leather chair and watching the television monitor. Tequila sits dressed in another skimpy outfit and stares at the same monitor, looking bored. There is a knock at the door and in barges Sexy Amanda, Shane rises to his feet and steps around his desk to face her.] Shane Rockford: Amanda, what can I do for you? Sexy Amanda: What can you do for me?! You stripped me of my tag team championships for no good reason! I ought to beat the crap out of you! Shane Rockford: Well actually, I didn’t do that, Kristin did. Sexy Amanda: But why did you let her? You must of known? [Shane sighs.] Shane Rockford: To be honest with you Amanda, Azrael was going to get released anyway. You kept saying how you wanted to be booked in single matches, and Kristin said she wanted to strip you and I thought it was a good decision. I didn’t know she was going to put the belts on herself. [Amanda scowls and thinks for a few seconds.] Sexy Amanda: So what? Do I find a new partner and take on the bitches at the pay per view? Shane Rockford: Actually, I think I have other plans for the tag division but they’re not finalised yet. I think it’d be good to have you go head to head with Katrina in singles action, with both Mandy and Kristin at ringside. Sexy Amanda: At Drop Dead Gorgeous? Shane Rockford: Yeah, it’ll be a good match. Sexy Amanda: Fine. I’ll talk to you later, but I’m still holding this against you! [Amanda gives Shane and Tequila a disgusted look, and heads for the door. She opens it and slams it behind her. Tequila looks at the president and chuckles.] Tequila: You’re such a dickhead. [Meanwhile on the outside of the office, Amanda is greeted by Shayla Walker who has her light saber in hand. She cuts the air with it, and makes fighting noises. Shayla then realises Amanda is standing behind her and Shayla stands up, doing a Star Wars salute.] Shayla Walker: How did it go? Did you use the force? Sexy Amanda: He claims it was all Kristin. We’ll sort her out, what she did is uncalled for and dirty. If she wants to play dirty then so can I. Shayla Walker: Did you get another tag team championship shot? Sexy Amanda: No, he says I don’t have a partner an- [Shayla interrupts Sexy Amanda with heavy breathing, reminicint of Darth Vader and she looks Amanda dead in the eyes and she frowns.] Shayla Walker: Amanda…I am your partner. [Amanda then rolls her eyes, and sighs. She then slaps Shayla hard across the face sending the teenager down to the ground and clutching her face.] Sexy Amanda: Will you shut up! [Amanda then storms off into the opposite direction, Shayla gets up from the floor and shrugs and continues to play fight with her saber.] JLT: Well that was certainly interesting. We learned that Katrina and Sexy Amanda will go one on one with each other at Drop Dead Gorgeous! The former champion versus the woman who stole her belt! Leah: Where do you think you can get those sabers? They look pretty cool. [The camera opesn up inside a conference room inside the arena, Charmion and Ashley sitting at the end of a large conference table. They have at least four phones around them. Ashley is on one phone, writing furiously on a notepad, and Charmion is answering phones right and left. Finally, both girls slam their respective phones down and sigh. The camera moves in towards them.] Ashley T. Bopper: Cripes, Char, we've got a lot of work to do if we want our return to be big. Charmion: I know, but we can do it! I mean, we've already got Ka-- [Ashley notices the camera and clamps a hand over her friend's mouth.] Ashley T. Bopper: Not a word! The cameras are watching. [Charmion waves a bit and Ashley removes her hand. Charmion slumps in her chair and then brightens, jumping up and tacking something to the wall. It is a Backstreet Boys poster.] Charmion: And for further inspiration... [She puts in the latest BsB CD and plays "Beautiful Woman." She sits back down and smiles at her British friend.] Ashley T. Bopper: Ahhh, much better. Too bad Shayla is going down. Charmion: Why? Ashley T. Bopper: I like all this evil plotting. Charmion: Mom wants me to do this every single day...but it's not fun when it's people I like. Ashley T. Bopper: I'd never plot against you, Charmion. You're my best mate forever! [The two girls hug tightly and then Ashley pulls back as the phone rings. She answers it.] Ashley T. Bopper: Hello, Bopper Enterprises, how may I help you? [She pauses and listens, her face draining of all color and then her cheeks flushing.] Ashley T. Bopper: Yes, yes, I see...uh-huh...Thank you. [She hangs up and turns to Charmion, screaming.] Ashley T. Bopper: CHARMION! WE GOT-- [The scene immediately goes black and a commercial for Drop Dead Gorgeous comes on.] Tag Team Match Bloo & Mystika v Ciara Demillo & Natalie Joyner JLT: I am so excited for this match Leah, last week we saw these four women tear each other apart outside of the ring and now we get to see them team up and go head to head! Leah: Yep, and the new form pacts will be tested as they have to work together in order to score a victory. I just can’t wait to see Ciara and Mystika rip each other apart, I’m like a blood thirsty vampire! JLT: You certainly look like one. [The lights in the arena turn blue as "Last Night On Earth" by Powerman 5000 hits the sound system. Just then Bloo come walking out. right behind Bloo is her friend/ manager Trixie. The audience gives off a mixed reaction to the two as Bloo and Trixie head to the ring. Before they enter the ring Bloo walks around it looking for a fan. Once she find the fan, weither it be male or female, she then gives that lucky person a kiss, sometimes on the cheek other times on the lips, alway leaving behind a blue kiss mark.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall, introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; weighing in at 110lbs and to be accompanied to the ring by Trixie the Pixie...BLOO!!! ["Thank You For the Venom" by My Chemical Romance begins to play, starting 20 seconds into the song, which is when the lyrics start. The music stops completely after the first verse and the arena lights go out. The crowd murmurs, and suddenly, white pyro shoots from the turnbuckles and showers down from the entrance stage. Mystika walks out and the song picks back up from where it left off. The diva makes her way down to the ring and slides in, posing in the middle. She jumps on one turnbuckle as the prechorus of the song hits and several fans cheer. She hops off of it and then goes to the opposite one, eliciting the same reaction.] John Roe: Her partner, from Death Valley California; weighing at 160lbs and to be accompanied to the ring by Ino and Chester McNugget, the Rockford State Champion...MYSTIKA!!! ["I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears blares of the p.a system. The asle way fills with smoke, and blue lasers streak the enterway, as strobe lights light up the enteranceway as well. The new diva, "Pretty Hate Machine" Ciara Demillo comes skipping out through the curtain. She stands a mere 5', but her presence is like 10'. She is very charasmatic as she skips along the asleway having all the male, and female fans captivated. Her Honey blond, and pink streaked hair is braided into many different braides. She is wearing Blue boots that go to her knee, and white shin protectors over them. She has one tight leather hot pants that are blue and white in color as well as a matching top. She pays the fans no attention and she grins from ear to ear and she bebops to the ring. Once in the ring she dances around the ring a bit before giving a princess wave, and begins focusing on her opponent.] John Roe: Introducing their opponents, first, from Princess Town, USA; at a weight of 125lbs, the Pretty Hate Machine...CIARA DEMILLO!!! ["Hope" by ZYD blasts over the PA. Natalie comes out with a smile on her face, she gives fans high fives, she makes her way to the ring. She steps up the steel steps and into the ring. Single-named Natalie follows behind her, and walks to the side of the ring and exchanges glances with Trixie.] John Roe: Her partner; from Miami, Florida; at a weight of 131lbs, to be accompanied by Natalie...NATALIE JOYNER!!! JLT: It looks like Ciara and Joyner brought some back up in the form of Natalie! Leah: Well they’re going to need it against those freaks. [On the outside of the ring, Natalie and Trixie exchange glances from opposite sides of the ring. In the ring, Bloo and Ciara both decide to start the match first as the referee calls for the bell. The two circle each other and Ciara is the first to move by making a charge at Bloo, Bloo counters with a drop toe hold which sends Ciara into the mat. Ciara bounces up and turns to face Bloo, Ciara runs again this time Bloo leapfrogs Ciara but Ciara springs onto the second rope and executes a moonsault catching Bloo from behind. Ciara finds her feet, and brings Bloo up and slings her into the corner. Ciara tags in Natalie Joyner, Joyner steps into the ring and she whips Ciara into the corner, Ciara counters with another Irish whip as Joyner races towards Bloo. Bloo manages to counter with a spear which takes her down into the canvas.] JLT: That was a nice double team move from Ciara and Joyner, too bad it failed. Leah: I thought it was too early to make a tag. [Bloo brings Joyner to her feet and side steps behind her getting her, attempting a German suplex. Joyner elbows Bloo causing her release the hold, Joyner then runs to the ropes and bounces back, Joyner slides between the legs of an off-guard Bloo and nips up behind her, executing a Russian leg sweep to drive her into the canvas. Joyner runs to the ropes and executes a leg drop. She then drops to a cover.] [1] [2] [Bloo kicks out.] Leah: That was close! [Natalie brings Bloo to her feet. She twists her arm around a few times, and then holds it in position as she goes to make a tag to Ciara. Ciara climbs to the top rope and leaps with an axe handle smash to Bloo’s elbow. Ciara then knees Bloo in the stomach and hoists her into the air with a suplex, slamming her into the canvas. Ciara kicks Bloo a few times and climbs to the top turnbuckle, Ciara perches on the top rope with her back to the ring. Bloo rises to her feet and Ciara leaps off with an attempted moonsault but Bloo ducks out of the way, Ciara manages to land on her feet but Bloo catches her in the face with a spinning heel kick. Bloo then heads to the corner and tags in Mystika.] JLT: Here come’s Mystika! Leah: I really think she needs to stop hanging around with weirdos though. JLT: It doesn’t seem to affect her ring work! [Bloo brings Ciara to her feet and whips her to the ropes. Bloo and Mystika then hoist Ciara over and up into a flapjack double team move. Mystika stomps on Ciara few times, before getting her into a side headlock and planting her in the canvas with a bulldog. Mystika then drags Ciara into position and ascends to the top rope, Natalie Joyner runs towards her on the apron but Mystika manages to kick her away. Mystika then leaps off with a swanton bomb move and manages to connect with Ciara, Mystika then scrambles to a cover.] [1] [2] [Ciara gets her shoulder up.] [Mystika then heads to the corner. She waits until Ciara rises to her feet, when she does, Mystika runs towards her doing a cartwheel and making her legs land to grip Ciara’s neck, Mystika attempts a hurricanrana but Ciara manages to counter it and forces Mystika down into a Boston crab. Ciara tugs back onto Mystika, who tries to crawl to the ropes. She refuses to give up, and the referee demands that Ciara release her. Ciara does and tags in Natalie Joyner. Joyner hops over the rope and into the ring, Joyner drops an elbow onto Mystika and then straddles her back, getting her arm into an armbar position. Natalie yanks back on it, trying to get Mystika to tap out. Ino Hinata gets onto the apron and begins to distract the referee by speaking in rapid Japanese, meanwhile Bloo climbs into the ring and pulls Natalie off by her blonde hair. Bloo then executes a reverse DDT and slides out of the ring. Ino drops from the apron and Ciara tries to enter the ring but the referee blocks her.] Leah: See how useful those valets and managers are? JLT: Well, it is kind of illegal? It’s not a fair match. Leah: Blah blah blah, you’re always on about political correctness, lay loose Jamie, lay loose. [Natalie runs her position on the outside of the ring and clotheslines Ino down. Chester then comes to Ino’s rescue, he starts to throw his hands around in a boxing style, like he’s going to hit Natalie, but then accidently hits himself in the face. Natalie then just shrugs and goes back to her position on the other side of the ring, pointing to her rival managers and warning them. Meanwhile in the ring, Mystika has found her feet and rests in the corner. Joyner gets to her feet, Mystika props herself on the top turnbuckle and waits for Joyner to turn around.] JLT: High risk here from Mystika, I wonder what she’s going to do next? [Joyner does and Mystika leaps from the top rope attempting to kick Joyner but she catches her foot. Mystika hops on her one leg while Joyner clutches the other, Joyner then pulls Mystika forward and slams her into the canvas with a clothesline. Joyner brings Mystika to her feet and gets her in position for a fisherman’s suplex, planting Mystika in the center of the ring and staying in position for a cover.] [1] [2] [Mystika gets her shoulder up.] [Natalie Joyner then rises to her feet, she kicks Mystika in the face a few times and executes a standing leg drop. Joyner then heads to Mystika’s feet, rolling her onto her stomach, and Natalie locks them into a figure four and puts her knee on the opponents bow leg, pulls the opponent up locking in a dragon sleeper.] JLT: That’s “Kubi Jippa”! That’s Joyner’s finisher! Leah: Mystika is really getting all these submission applied to her today isn’t she? [Natalie Joyner leans back on the submission, adding more pressure. Mysika tries to reach for the ropes with her hands, unable to see where they are and the referee questions whether she wants to give up. After a few minutes pass, the referee picks up Mystika’s arm and drops it, and it heads the match almost dead. The referee does it a second time and has the same effect. He then picks it up for the third but it stops before it hits the ground, and Mystika starts to battle out of the move. She uses her hands to strike Natalie in the face making her release the dragon sleeper and then grabs Natalie by her hair and pulls over her head flipping her.] [Joyner hits the ropes and gets to her feet, Mystika begins to crawl to her corner. Joyner then grabs one of Mystika’s feet, Mystika begins to stand and balances hopping once again. Mystika then executes an enziguri move and leaps for Bloo’s extended palm tagging herself in.] JLT: Great tag work here from both teams! They should think about entering for the championships, they’d make mincement of Kristin. Leah: Have you seen how skinny she is? There’s not one ounce of meat on her! JLT: It’s just an expression, oh, nevermind. Bloo’s up top! [Bloo climbs to the top turnbuckle as Ciara runs into the ring. Bloo then leaps from her position and takes out both her opponents with a flying double clothesline. Ciara falls backwards and ends up taking out the referee in the process. Bloo then tosses Ciara outside of the ring, and whips Joyner into the corner. Mystika then crouches down on all fours as Bloo runs towards her, using Mystika as a springboard and splashes into Joyner. Joyner then drops to her butt as Bloo looks around and grins. Bloo then pulls down her attire to reveal a blue thong, she then start to back up into Joyner’s face but single-named Natalie has climbed onto the apron and hits Bloo in the back of the head sending her flying forward.] [Bloo pulls her pants up as she recuperates, Natalie Joyner runs towards her but Bloo manages to spit out blue mist at her, taking out her vision as Natalie falls backwards to the mat clawing at her eyes.] JLT: What the hell was that?! Leah: We’ve never seen that before! [From behind comes Ciara to Bloo, grabbing her from behind in a chicken wing position, Ciara spins Bloo around into an unprettier position and runs up the turnbuckle, spinning off and planting Bloo face first into the mat and completing the “Dreams Don’t Come True” finisher.] JLT: That was an awesome move from Ciara! [Ciara then stands up and poses a little after delivering her finisher, Trixie climbs into the ring and leaps onto Ciara’s back and begins to claw at her face. Ciara then leaps backwards sending Trixie into the mat, Ciara then kicks her out of the ring as the referee begins to come around. Ciara quickly exits the ring, as Mystika still recovers from Natalie’s submission and stands on her position.] [Natalie Joyner then crawls to a cover. She reaches Bloo, and lays an arm across her, after wiping some of the mist from her eyes. The referee quickly gets into position and begins a slow count.] [1] [2] [Bloo gets her shoulder up at the last second.] [Natalie then crawls to her corner, she tags in Ciara. Ciara raises Bloo to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Bloo bounces back and Ciara lies on the floor, Bloo hops over her and bounces back again. Ciara then catches her into a sitdown rock bottom type powerbomb and plants her in the center of the ring. Ciara covers.] [1] [2] [Bloo kicks out.] JLT: Bloo has got to be pretty tired! I’m amazed she’s still kicking out! [Ciara angrily brings Bloo to her feet and rams her head into the top turnbuckle a few times. Trixie then climbs onto the apron and begins to distract the referee, Ciara ignores her and begins to run towards Bloo but Mystika slides into the ring from behind Bloo and executes her “Kiss of Death” superkick finisher. Ciara strikes the mat and Mystika throws Bloo onto her. Trixie is pulled from the apron by the two Natalie’s and they double powerbomb her into the padded floor. The referee then sees the cover and counts.] [1] [2] [Ciara gets her shoulder up.] [Bloo then brings Ciara to her feet and props her onto the top rope. Bloo slaps her across the face a couple of times and climbs up there with her, Bloo attempts a frankensteiner but Ciara catches her. Ciara then stands on the top rope and falls forward into the ring with a powerbomb sending Bloo slamming into the mat and sliding across the ring. Ciara then crawls to a cover. Mystika steps into the ring to try and break it up as does Natalie Joyner, Joyner spears Mystika down into the corner as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Finally! Ciara and Joyner win! John Roe: Here are your winners…CIARA DEMILLO & NATALIE JOYNER!!! [Trixie steps into the ring and low blows the referee, and shoves him through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Ino and Chester then climb into the ring and begin to tug onto Joyner and pull her off Mystika. Mystika then kicks Joyner. Natalie then climbs into the ring and executes a back suplex onto Trixie. Ciara Demillo then rolls out of the ring. Mystika and Chester whip Natalie Joyner to the ropes but Ciara grabs both of her feet making her slam into the canvas, and drags her out of the ring. Single named Natalie then joins them on the outside of the ring as they make their way up the ramp to “I’m A Slave 4 U” by Britney Spears.] [Bloo slowly gets to her feet, with assistance from her allies. Ciara then demands a microphone, as a stage hand runs onto the stage and hands her one. Ciara’s music dies down as she addresses the crowd and the people in the ring.] Ciara Demillo: See, we said we’d destroy you and we did! Mystika, Mystika, Mystika, what are we going to do with you? Last week you stole my prize, the prize of $25, 000 and the ability to face anyone you wanted in any match you wanted anywhere. Well I’m putting a challenge to you, I’m saying that you should use up that challenge and take me on, one on one, for your Rockford State Championship at Drop Dead Gorgeous. [Mystika is handed a microphone in the ring, she smiles as she replies to the trio on the stage.] Mystika: Sure, that would be pretty good. I’d love for my first title defence to be so easy, and you know, you were saying that you weren’t scared of us when we know you are. You’re all bitter because we stole your prize, well you know what, how about you pick the stipulation for our match. I’m not scared of anything you try to throw at me. Ciara Demillo: You can handle anything? Hmm, we’ll see about that. Alright, I’ll pick the stipulation. I’ll let you know what I come up with next week. It was nice beating you. [Ciara Demillo smiles a smug grin as she exits from the stage, she throws her microphone onto the floor as Joyner and Natalie depart with her. In the ring Chester McNugget randomly applauds, and Mystika hugs him.] JLT: Whoa, another big announcement there! Ciara and Mystika for the Rockford State Championship at Drop Dead Gorgeous and Ciara gets to pick the stipulation! Leah: I don’t know if Mystika knows what she’s getting herself into! JLT: A little reverse psychology never hurt anyone. [Kristin Wallace-Hudson is walking backstage with a cup of coffee in her hand, and Katrina is dressed in her ring attire. Kristin is dressed in a revealing green dress, with her hair tied up. They talk as they walk along the corridor.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: I know, did you see their faces? That was definitely a classic moment. Katrina: I know. Amanda and Azrael are has-beens. Amanda practically dumped Azrael, then she’s all sad when she gets released, I mean how two faced is that? Kristin Wallace-Hudson: I know. We’re so untouchable. [They reach their locker room, which aptly named “Katrina & Kristin”. They push the door open and walk inside with the camera following behind them. We see the carnage of the room as the lockers are dented, chairs turned upside down, glass from a vase scattered around the floor and red roses torn up. Kristin gasps.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Oh. My. God. Look! MY CLOTHES! [Kristin rushes over to her clothes which have been cut up, she holds up a dress and shows that the breast area has been cut out with scissors and the same with the crotch. Kristin frowns, and picks up another dress, this time a blue one which has mayonnaise sprawled down it.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Do you have ANY idea how much these cost?! [Katrina walks around the room, examining the damage. She kneels down and picks up a red rose. She has a look of sadness on her face.] Katrina: Shane sent me these roses! They were a present, he had them flown here especially and they’re ruined! [Katrina tosses the rose to the door, and kicks a bowl that was previously holding fruit. It hits the wall and smashes.] Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Kat! Look what I found! [Kristin holds up a Darth Vader suit, complete with a mask and shakes her head. Katrina laughs and snatches the suit from her, she looks at the label on the inside.] Katrina: “Property of Shayla Walker”. We should have known. Kristin Wallace-Hudson: Those bitches. You’d think you’d destroy the evidence? It shows how inexperienced they are, don’t worry Kat, we’ll get them back for this. [Kristin gives Katrina a smug look who glances down at her rose and sighs.] -Commercial Break- [We return from a commercial break as “You’re The One That I Want” from the movie soundtrack Grease plays. Shayla Walker walks out dressed in a white Jedi suit, complete with a brown belt. She has a light saber in her hand, she takes a bow and frowns at the sound of the music. She walks down the aisle, and plays with her light saber to the crowd.] [She steps into the ring, surrounding her is decorations from the movie “Grease”. There is a life-size poster of slutty Sandy/Oliver Newton John and one next to her of John Travolta. There is a table designed in the style of the Grease Lightning car and a sign that says “GREASE LUV 4EVER!”. Shayla takes a seat, picking up a programme from the musical and tossing it into the crowd. She shakes her head.] Shayla Walker: Who ordered these stupid decorations?! Ugh. Just…whatever. Bring out my guest, let’s get this over with so I can go and watch Episode III. [“Enemy” by Fozzy hits the PA system as the British diva walks out to an ovation of boos. She scans the crowd and points out women, making insults and threatening them. She slides into the ring, and kicks the Olivia Newton-John poster over and then rips off John Travolta’s head. She then takes a seat.] Shayla Walker: Wow. Kimberly Kendrick: It’s nice to see you again Shayla. Shayla Walker: Oh yeah! The last I saw you I pinned you in the Askai match! Haha! Kimberly Kendrick: I haven’t forgotten. This company doesn’t have proper referees, you stole that match from me. I’m not guilty. I’ll get my power in time, I hope you lose your match so I can face Dame Barbara. Shayla Walker: Well I won’t. I’ll use the force, and be a true Jedi! Kimberly Kendrick: Can we get this started? Shayla Walker: No! Why don’t you think I’m going to win?! Kimberly Kendrick: You botched a thousand and one moves in that match. Barbara has over 40 years wrestling experience, you have what? Two, at the max. I ain’t being rude love, but you got your work cut out. Shayla Walker: I’ll do it! I’ll beat her! Kimberly Kendrick: I’ll be cheering for Barbara. That’s all I’m saying- [“Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson interrupts the show. Shayla rolls her eyes, furious that her show has been interrupted once again. Tequila walks out from the entrance way wearing a skimpy dress, she has a microphone in hand as Kimberly rises to her feet.] Tequila: Kimberly, it’s nice to see you again. Do you like to hog all the spotlight or something? Last week you have the cheek to come into my office, and flirt with my man in front of my eyes? Then you’re out here, polluting up the screen again? [Kimberly frowns as Shayla rolls her eyes, and taps her foot impatiently.] Tequila: Then that slut Felicity has the nerve to come out here and announce her pregnancy to the entire world? What kind of publicity stunt is that? Kimberly Kendrick: What are you talking about? I never flirted with your precious boyfriend. Tequila: You did. I saw it. I was there! Kimberly Kendrick: No, I didn’t. I seriously didn’t flirt with you boyfriend. He’s the president of the company, do you expect women not to talk to him or something? Tequila: Yeah, well, you…you just…you’re just jealous! Kimberly Kendrick: You know love, you come out here and throw around all these accusations. You know I hate that blonde haired blue eyed look so much, and as you seem to like to run your mouth without backing it up, why don’t you and I have a match? [Tequila raises her eyebrows in shock. Kimberly grins.] Kimberly Kendrick: Yeah, that’s right. Tequila: A match? Why would I need a match with you? Kimberly Kendrick: That’s true. I know! Why don’t I represent Felicity? I saw her interview earlier, she wants to be at the pay per view, why not have her accompany me to the ring? I’ll represent Felicity, you can be you, and you can take out all your aggression on me in the ring. Tequila: Bu- Kimberly Kendrick: Unless you’re scared that someone will steal your precious man while you’re in the ring? [Tequila frowns.] Tequila: No! I’m not scared, I’ll take you on fine. Or should I say I’ll take Felicity on? I’d love to see her face as I pin you, and show her that I’m not some pushover! Kimberly Kendrick: Great. It’s settled then. [Shayla angrily yells into her microphone.] Shayla Walker: THIS IS MY SHOW! [Shayla gets off her chair and shoves Kimberly.] Shayla Walker: Why do you think I’m not going to win?! I’ll win fine! I’ll prove it to you right here right now! [Shayla then turns to Tequila.] Shayla Walker: And you! Why do you have to come out here and ruin my show?! [Suddenly from behind comes Kimberly with a clothesline to the back of Shayla’s head. Kimberly then picks up Shayla and tosses her over the top rope. Kimberly then pulls out what appears to be a doll from her pocket. She takes a pin from her pocket too, and begins to repeatedly stab the doll while staring at a scared-looking Tequila.] Kimberly Kendrick: Knock, knock…VOODOO! [Kimberly chuckles as Tequila looks scared and begins to back off the stage, she runs backstage as Kimberly cackles in the ring. Shayla gets up holding her head, as “Enemy” by Fozzy begins to play. We cut to the announce team.] JLT: Wow! Shayla’s shows are always so eventful! Leah: We learnt that Kimberly Kendrick will now go one on one with Tequila at Drop Dead Gorgeous and Felicity will be at ringside! What is she doing with that doll though? Voodoo? What’s that about? JLT: I have no clue. Leah: Well I wouldn’t know because I’m American but people tell me that those Devon women are crazy. Like Joss Stone, she’s from Devon. You know what? She had a penis! JLT: She had a penis?! Leah: Yes ma’am. Where do you think she gets that thick husky voice from? See, Devoners are weirdos. [Holly Wentz is backstage holding an ice-pack to her head and has a bruise on the side of her face. Icenique then enters the locker room, with a bucket in hand. It has a lid on it and she carries a mop with her too. She spots Holly and chuckles before addressing her.] Icenique: Hey, is this room free? Holly Wentz: I think so. I’m just in here taking a break. Icenique: Cool. [Icenique puts her bucket onto a table. She puts her mop down and sighs. Holly’s face changes to a look of disgust, she frowns and raises her arm and sniffs her elbow.] Holly Wentz: What is that smell? Icenique: Oh it’s a little surprise. For Laura, that stupid bitch. Holly Wentz: Oooh what is it! I hate her, you know she assaulted me for no good reason? I was just trying to get an interview and she did this to me! Icenique: Damn, she must be on PMS or some shit. Come and see what I got for her. [Holly hops from her position, and walks over to the table. She holds her nose and mouth, Icenique pulls the lid off the bucket and smirks widely. Holly’s eyebrows raise and she begins to giggle.] Icenique: Yep. Laura’s got a hot date. [We cut back to the commentary team.] JLT: I wonder what it is? Leah: Probably something really nasty, really horrible, something that would really scar you for life, cause you nightmares, panic attacks, destroy life as you know it, so my guess is “Britney Spears: Greatest Hits” JLT: Yeah, that would really mess her up. Tag Team Match Icenique & Sexy Amanda v Katrina & Laura JLT: We’ve arrived at our main event, the ring return of Laura! I’m pretty excited, we get to see Icenique with “special present” take on “Queen of Wrestling” Laura and try to get some revenge from the ravage attack last week! Leah: Plus we get to see Sexy Amanda try to get retribution against Katrina, the woman who stole her tag titles, and in a tag match which is kind of ironic. JLT: With emotions running high, I expect this to be a fiery match-up! [The lights dim for a few seconds. At the entrance stands a lovely figure. "No problems" by Lil' Scrappy begins to boom out the stadium speakers. Moments later Sliver pyros blast from every which way as she makes her way to the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall; introducing first, from Homestead, Florida; at a weight of 160lbs...ICENIQUE!!! [Ready, Steady, Go!" by L'Arc~en~Ciel begins and on the DU-Tron, the second Japanese opening of Full Metal Alchemist begins.] [Amanda enters the arena through a elevator on the side of the entrance stage. She is escorted by Mandy, who wears the suit of armor that she is stuck in. The two walk to the ring and Amanda climbs into the ring, while Mandy stays at ringside. Then Amanda walks to the center of the ring, with a blue light in a design of a Transmutation Circle. Amanda stands in the center of that circle, claps her hands together and places her hands onto the mat. At the time her hands touch the mat, fireworks shoot out of the corners of the ring and entrance stage.] John Roe: Introducing her partner; from Akron, Ohio; at a weight of 120lbs and to be accompanied by Mandy...SEXY AMANDA!!! [The lights go out in the arena as spotlights move about the crowd and "All Day Long I Dream About Sex" by JC Chasez being to play over the loud speakers. As the lyrics start to kick in, a green spotlight goes to the entranceway and Katrina walks out from behind the curtain. Katrina enters the ring and begins to pose for the crowd, who begins to boo their once favorite diva. Kat just ignores them and continues to pose as Kristin stands and applauds her client.] John Roe: Their opponents; first; from New York, New York; at a weight of 135lbs, to be accompanied by Kristin Wallace-Hudson, one half of the tag team champions...KATRINA!!! [As the opening music for "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne blares, the arena lights dim and upon the first "clapping" sequence about 12.5 seconds, a huge blast of purple and pink pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. As the smoke from the explosion clears a figure can be seen standing in the smoke. As the horns resume at about 18 seconds, the figure comes out from the smoke and we see it is Laura. Laura makes her way to the ring with a cocky smirk and a cocky swagger in her step, doing so in the middle of the ramp so that way no fans can make any contact with her and within 15 seconds has gotten to the ring, where upon she dives into it headfirst. Once back on her feet she climbs to the second rope of the closest turnbuckle and poses herself with her arms in the shape in an "L" and takes in the fans' reactions towards her before getting down and sprinting to the turnbuckle directly diagonal from the one she was on, gets on the second rope there and poses with her arms in an "L" again.] John Roe: And her partner; from Oshkosh, Wisconsin; at a weight of 134lbs and to be accompanied to the ring by Austin Mack and Kendra Wecker, making her in-ring return...LAURA!!! [The referee calls for the bell and Katrina immediately spears Amanda into the mat. Icenique and Laura exit the ring as Katrina nails shots to the face, Katrina brings Amanda to her feet and slings her into the corner. Katrina then launches kicks in the middle of Amanda before bringing her out and getting her into a powerbomb position. Katrina hoists Amanda up but Amanda drops down and nails a shot to the face, Amanda then bounces to the ropes and takes Katrina down with a flying clothesline. Amanda stomps on Katrina a couple of more times before bringing her up and launching her into the air with a stalling suplex. Amanda plants her into the mat and then floats over onto a cover.] [1] [Katrina kicks out.] JLT: It’s way too early. Leah: I think she was taking a chance. [Amanda brings Katrina to her feet and knees her in the face. She then executes an Irish whip sending Katrina bouncing to the ropes, Katrina bounces back and Amanda attempts a back body drop but Katrina halts and kicks Amanda in the face making her sink to her knees. Katrina then bounces to the ropes again and executes a shining wizard striking Amanda in the face. Katrina then goes to her corner and tags in Laura. Katrina brings Amanda to her feet and whips her into Laura, Laura nails her with a clothesline sending her back down to the mat.] JLT: Laura! She’s back! Leah: Let’s hope she’s not too stiff that she ends up taking one of these women’s heads off for good! JLT: I’m sure she has some ring rust. [Laura stomps on Amanda. Amanda rises to her feet and bounces to the ropes, Laura tosses her up into the air attempting to throw her over her head but Amanda counters with a hurricanrana takedown onto Laura. Laura rolls to the outside of the ring, as Icenique giggles. Laura rolls back in and met by stomps by Amanda, Amanda gets Laura into a suplex position. She hoists Laura up into the air but Laura fights out of it and lands behind Amanda.] [Laura then executes a German suplex to Amanda sending her over her head, she holds onto her waist lock and both women get to their feet again as Laura executes another simultaneous German suplex. Laura then kicks Amanda in her head as she gets up. Laura then whips Amanda to the ropes and Icenique tags in as Amanda hits them, unknown to Laura. Amanda ducks a clothesline attempt by Laura and Icenique launches off the top rope with a flying DDT slamming Laura into the canvas.] Leah: Ouch! [Icenique brings Laura to her feet and nails shots to the face as the dueling divas exchange punches. Icenique gets the upper hand and kicks Laura in the mid-section, doubling her over. Icenique then pulls Laura in and executes a piledriver, Icenique then spanks her ass and shouts at Laura to get up. Laura holds her head as she does, and then runs at Icenique. Icenique attempts a Samoan drop but Laura manages to turn it into a crucifix pin. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [Icenique rolls out. Both women find their feet and run towards each other, Icenique nails a dropkick to Laura sending her bouncing to the ropes but Laura uses her momentum to nail a spinning heel kick to Icenique as both women fall to the floor. They lie next to each other on the canvas as Icenique crawls to her feet, Laura begins to crawl to her corner and tags in Katrina. Katrina nips through the ropes and comes from behind to Icenique with a bulldog. Katrina knees Icenique in the mid-section a couple of the times and executes an sidewalk slam planting Icenique in the center of the ring. Katrina bounces to the ropes and executes a lionsault. Katrina then hooks the leg. Sexy Amanda rushes into the ring and kicks Katrina off the cover before the referee can count.] Leah: Amanda’s taking no chances. JLT: Would you? Leah: Well this about me Leah, honestly, I know I’m fabulous but let the wrestlers shine! [Amanda goes back to her position as Katrina begins to climb to the top rope, Laura manages to get up and she rushes over Katrina on the top rope. Laura grabs her and slams her over her head back into the ring, Laura then brings Katrina to her feet and whips her into her team corner. Laura tags in Amanda, and Laura props her on the top rope. Amanda then clutches Katrina’s neck and leaps off with a diamond cutter move sending Katrina into the canvas.] [Amanda stomps on Katrina a few times, before bending down and standing on Katrina’s chest, and holding both her arms and pulling them upwards and driving her feet down. Katrina is able to counter the move, as she rises to her feet and executes a powerbomb and lands on her knees. Katrina then signals to the crowd and heads to the top rope, she perches herself and poses before executing her 450 splash “Kat’s Eye” finisher. Sexy Amanda rolls out of the way and Katrina slams into the canvas, Laura reaches into the ring and pulls Amanda down by yanking on her hair, slamming her head into the canvas.] JLT: Laura is trying to compensate for that missed Kat’s Eye, that move has got to hurt when you slam into the canvas. Leah: I know, her boobs must have been crushed. Lucky she doesn’t have implants, the arena would be covered in silicone. [Amanda rises to her feet and runs towards Laura, knocking her off the apron and onto the floor on the outside. Laura then tries to slide into the ring but the referee blocks her. Meanwhile Icenique quickly gets into the ring, and Sexy Amanda gets Katrina in position as both divas execute a double DDT which drives the Queen of Pain into the canvas. Icenique exits the ring as Sexy Amanda covers, the referee gets in position.] [1] [2] [Katrina gets her shoulder up.] JLT: That was close! Leah: Double teaming rules! [Amanda whips Katrina to the corner. She props her up on the top turnbuckle and stands in front of her. Sexy Amanda attempts a top rope face buster but Katrina manages to turn the move into a neckbreaker and drives Amanda into the canvas. Both women lie, and both begin to crawl to their corners, Katrina reaches Laura first, and Amanda tags in Icenique. Icenique runs towards Laura with an attempted clothesline but Laura ducks, Laura then picks up Icenique onto her shoulders, and spins her off with a sidewalk slam planting her in the canvas.] [Laura whips Icenique to the corner. She follows up with a running splash which makes Icenique drop to her butt, Laura then signals to the crowd. She then runs towards Icenique and launches onto her with a bronco buster. Laura finishes the move and stands in the middle of the ring. Laura waits for Icenique to get to her feet, Laura kicks Icenique in the stomach and attempts to suplex her but Icenique blocks the move with elbows to Laura’s head, and then pulls Laura down into her flatliner “Death By Design” finisher.] [Austin Mack leaps onto the apron, as Icenique covers. Kristin Wallace-Hudson runs around and climbs onto the apron next to him as both distract the referee. Meanwhile, Kendra Wecker climbs into the ring. Icenique stands up, wondering what’s happening as Kendra uses one of her crutches and strikes Icenique in the back with it. Sexy Amanda runs into the ring but she too is met by the same crutch, Kendra then runs out of the ring, jumping from the ring on her “injured ankle”.] JLT: What?! Kendra’s ankle isn’t injured at all! Leah: Ooh, liar! [Austin and Kristin drop from the apron, as Laura puts her arm onto Icenique as a cover. Sexy Amanda lies motionless on the ring, as the referee gets in position to count.] [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…KATRINA & LAURA!!! [Kristin high fives Austin on the outside, and smiles as she gets into the ring. She hugs Katrina, Mandy looks on the outside of the ring. Kristin then stands over Amanda and slaps her across the face. Katrina and Kristin then leave the ring hand in hand and head backstage.] JLT: Laura and Katrina have won this match but I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t for Kendra Wecker they wouldn’t have won this match at all! Leah: True, it looked like Icenique had Laura with that “Death By Design”, and look, they’re taunting her now. [Austin Mack stands over Icenique and is talking trash to her, Laura and Kendra look on amused. Kendra pretends to rub her injured ankle and Laura laughs. Suddenly Icenique’s leg flies up and low blow’s Austin Mack, he falls to the side as Icenique spring up and clothesline Kendra Wecker down. Laura runs towards her but Icenique catches with a hard knee and drives her into the canvas with a “Death By Design”.] [Holly Wentz walks down the ramp with the “surprise bucket”, she steps onto the apron and hands it to Icenique. Icenique puts it under the corner, as Austin Mack attempts to clothesline her, Icenique ducks and executes a German suplex sending him flying backwards.] JLT: Wow! Icenique is cleaning house! [Icenique then pulls the lid off the bucket, and the camera zooms in to see that it’s dog poo that it’s filled up with. Icenique picks up the bucket and pours a little of it onto Kendra Wecker who squeals and rolls out of the ring to the outside, brushing herself off rapidly.] Leah: That’s so disgusting! JLT: This is reminsicint from their Stripped Championship feud when Laura poured this muck over Icenique! I guess this is payback in the worse way! [Austin gets to his feet and slides out of the ring away from Icenique and she giggles. Icenique places the bucket in the center of the ring and brings Laura to her feet, Icenique stands over the bucket and brings Laura’s head between her legs so she’s staring at the red plastic bucket. Icenique then signals to the crowd.] JLT: No! She can’t do that! Leah: I can’t even watch! [Icenique yanks Laura up and drops her into the bucket with a piledriver, making Laura go head first into the excritment. Laura falls sidewards with the bucket still on her head, and remains still. Icenique laughs loudly and can’t stop laughing, as we zoom on Icenique’s amused face as she exchanges glances with a disgusted looking Austin and Kendra to the happy face of Icenique as we fade out.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Nastyness. Thanks to Ally for contributing to the show, I hope you all enjoyed it. We only have one more show until Drop Dead Gorgeous so I hope to have it be pretty explosive, last minute seems to be the new 'thing' here, but it's all good. I hope you all liked the show, I need to go take a shower after that ending, lol. Thanks for reading. -Card Subject to Change-