Friday August 20th 2006
KeyArena, Seattle, Washington

[We cut straight into the new introduction, with the car hurtling down the empty midnight streets of LA before coming into contact with a blue tanker and we suddenly cut to moments from DU’s past and history from Exile. Blended into the mixture is a selection of professional shots around downtown LA, featuring Mystika sitting on the burning carcass of the sports car as well as random moments from history such as Dame Kelly Holmes to Tiananmen Square in China all mixed together and finally ending on a shot of all the champions before the Exile logos appear on the screen.] [We cut into the buzzing Seattle arena as the fans have risen to their feet and hold up a sign which says this is a secret message. They leap up and down excitedly as the show begins, and their big chance to appear on television has arrived and the aftermath of FD3 begins. They thrust their signs into the air, trying their hardest to get them onto the camera. The director picks out the best, “Mystika Smells!”, “I want One Night In Crystal!” and “DU Rox My Sox!” are just a select few. The audience are ecstatic. We pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside.] JLT: Hello to everyone joining us from around the globe and welcome to Exile! We’re coming to you from one of the most vibrant cities in America, Seattle! We’re coming to you live from the Key Arena and I hope you have all fastened your seatbelts very tightly because you are in for a wild ride! I’m JLT, and I’m joined as always by my lovely friend Leah. Leah, are you excited? Leah: No. JLT: Leah! We’re live! Leah: We’re live? Oh shit! I mean, yeah, I’m so excited! JLT: Great! Well what a show you’re in store for tonight, viewers! Over the next two hours we have an array of exciting matches coming your way, and our quality of wrestling is so fabulous, you won’t find it anywhere else in the world! Leah: That’s right! To all those people who keep stealing our material and trying to pass it off as new! Didn’t you listen to me? I said no bitch can thug it like this! Cats take my ideas and put their name on it! Fuck Junior MAFIA that chapters through! JLT: …are you quoting Lil’ Kim? Leah: Oh yeah! I knew I heard that somewhere. I love her song, the lyrics are so inspiring, like “My nigg- JLT: Okay! Let’s not get thrown off air! Our main event sees two of the most ferocious women in Divas Unleashed go head to head as Vixen takes on Yuku Shiro in singles action! Yuku is always well established into her career, ask her for a list of titles and you’ll get a two hour recital, so it’s going to be very interesting to see her take on Vixen, who has rised to the top so fast! Leah: She probably slept with Shane! We also have my girl Crystal Hilton, she’s black, and that FILTHY bitch Felicity teaming up to take on the team of Summer McCoy and Tracee Nguyen. Felicity is in turmoil since she’s friends with both Crystal and Summer, poor baby. I’m looking forward to this match, I so hope that Tracee Nguyen just beats the crap out of all those idiots! JLT: We have Aphrodite versus Laura in singles action too, as the Stripped Champion trie- Leah: NEXT! JLT: What do you mean “NEXT!”? Leah: I don’t like Aphrodite. Let’s not give her time on air. She’s not worthy of being talked about! JLT: We have to be fair to everyone on the roster? I don’t like some people but I have to tolerate them because it’s my job and it’s about being profession- Leah: Ugh! What-ever! We have a giant match for the Askai Championship Number 1 Contendership with two new people and some others I could care less about. Shayla, your hair is fucking brunette! Kibby, you ain’t Paris so don’t act like you are! And Maya, well your name is alright as you remind me of R&B sensation Mya and she is fly! JLT: Why are you so cranky tonight? Leah: Dunno. We also have the former freak show of Divas Unleashed taking on the surfer hippie idiot from California as Lilith and Tiger Lily take each other on in singles action. I’m looking forward to that and dreading it at the same time! I bet it will be a quality match but Lily wrestles barefoot, so you know we’re going to get some toe cheese drifting our way! JLT: A nice thought. We also have Ashley T. Bopper making her triumphant return as she interviews Unleashed Champion Chimera and MeloDU runner-up Mystika! I’m excited to that, I haven’t seen Ashley in a long time! I wonder if she’s grown up? Leah: No, I saw her in Tower Records masturbating with a Justin Timberlake album. She’s still her good old self. JLT: That is so not true. Leah: It is! JLT: Okay, whatever you say, Leah! Tag Team Match Crystal Hilton & Felicity vs. Summer McCoy & Tracee Nguyen JLT: Next up we have Crystal Hilton teaming with Felicity to take on Summer McCoy and Tracee Nguyen in tag team action! I am sure as hell excited for this match, Leah, it promises to be very interesting! Crystal Hilton beat Summer McCoy at FD3 for the Rockford State Championship, and Summer is no doubt looking to avenge that loss! Leah: Yeah, she was not happy that she lost to the Hilton! Summer must want to knock ten shades out of the RS Champ! Although I’m excited to see this match because Felicity is the piggy in the middle, she finds herself in a sticky situation as she’s friends with Summer and Crystal! JLT: It will be interesting to see Summer and Felicity tie-up! Let’s not forget that Tracee Nguyen isn’t friends with anybody, she doesn’t trust anybody, so who knows how the Summer-Tracee pairing will go down! Leah: Go down? Eww, Jamie, you have a filthy mind! JLT: I think that’s you. [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.] John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Long Island, New York, at a weight of 120lbs, she is the reigning Rockford State Champion...CRYSTAL HILTON!!! ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. She then quickly turns around and walks to the ring, and gives one final pose on the ring apron before entering the ring.] John Roe: Her partner, hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; at a weight of 118lbs...FELICITY!!! ["Bitch" by Jamelia blasts through the arena as Summer McCoy is shown at the ramp, Her finger in the air signaling she is number one. The Titantron shows Summer McCoy in past Federations and in NLCW. She is shown Sunny Dropping (Widows Peak) Carmella. She is also shown talking to Angelic Suicide. Summer is then shown Sunny Dropping Angelic Suicide. The TitanTron now shows Summer McCoy posing in rather her bikini's or in a regular attire. The TitanTron then plays past feds where Summer has defeated three boys. It shows her Summer Kicking (Chick Kick) Havoc, Summer Kicking Erik Black, and Roundhouse Kicking The Tiger. At the end of those three wonderful things Summer has done it shows her standing in the ring with the XWL HeavyWeight Title in her hands.] [Summer McCoy is smiling at the top of the ramp. She then puts her finger in the air to signal she is number one. With a smirk Summer begins to walk to the ring. She is now side by the ring and looks at the audience. She rolls her eyes and slowly walks up the steps. She then enters the ring nice and slow as the camera zooms up on her butt, Which her skirt goes up, revealing her thong.] John Roe: Their opponents, first from Los Angeles, California, at a weight of 135lbs...SUMMER MCCOY!!! [Summer then enters and steps in the middle of the ring. She puts her finger in the air again to signal she is number one. She then walks towards the turnbuckle and goes on it. She smiles and puts her hands in the air. She then goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises her hands again and yells: Im better then you all!] [The scene goes pitch black. Seconds later, pyros go off right when "New Disease" by Spineshank hits. Tracee is standing in the middle at the top of the ramp. She makes her way down towards the ring running, slides in and stands atop on each turnbuckle.] John Roe: Her partner, from Texas, she weighs in at 125lbs, and is accompanied to the ring by Deanna Nguyen...TRACEE NGUYEN!!! [Crystal and Felicity talk in their corner, as Summer shoots Felicity a look. Felicity smiles at her and waves, Summer waves back with a smile. Tracee Nguyen rolls her eyes and shoves Summer out of the way and immediately charges towards Felicity, grabbing her by the hair and pulling her into the centre of the ring. The referee calls for the bell. Tracee then knees Felicity in the face and whips her to the ropes. Felicity bounces back and is met with a hard kick to the face, knocking Felicity to the canvas. Tracee then positions herself next to Felicity and leaps into the air with a standing moonsault.] [Tracee then hooks Felicity’s leg for the pin.] [1] [2] [Felicity kicks out.] JLT: Felicity’s not going to give up that easily. Leah: She’s given it up very easily in the past, Jamie, that’s how she got pregnant! [Tracee brings Felicity to her feet and nails her with an eye gouge, Tracee then whips Felicity to the corner. Tracee then runs towards the Canadian but Felicity counters by nailing a double boot to the face, Tracee stumbles backwards as Felicity props herself up on the top turnbuckle, sitting in anticipation. Tracee turns back to Felicity and Felicity leaps off the turnbuckle with a leaping tornado DDT, driving Tracee into the canvas.] [Felicity then leaps to her feet, and runs to her corner, tagging in Crystal. Crystal hops over the ropes and Felicity and Crystal crouch down anticipating Tracee to reach her feet. Tracee does and turns around, as Crystal and Felicity both swing with an attempted double chick kick but Tracee ducks. Crystal and Felicity’s legs collide with each other, and they spin around trying to keep their balance. Tracee then comes from behind and pulls both women into a reverse DDT and slams them into the canvas.] JLT: A nice counter by Tracee Nguyen! She took out both women! Leah: Yes, that was a nice move! I usually don’t endorse anything Asian but I’ll make an exception this time! [Tracee then approaches her corner and tags in Summer McCoy. Summer climbs into the ring and runs towards Crystal who has just found her feet, Summer then knocks Crystal Hilton back down again with a strong clothesline. Summer then begins to stomp on Crystal with a barrage of kicks to the back of the head. Summer then heads to the corner and props herself on the top rope, Crystal quickly scurries to her feet and runs towards Summer. Crystal then handstands on the ropes, completing a stratusphere move.] [Summer counters by pulling Crystal up to sit on her, and nails her across the face with a closed right fist. Summer then grabs Crystal by her hair, and leans backwards against the ring post, pulling and yanking Crystal over her body as Crystal tumbles over the ring post and slams into the padded floor on the outside of the ring.] JLT: Ouch! Did you see Crystal slam into the floor?! Leah: I want a replay! [Crystal holds her shoulder as she stirs on the floor, holding her head. She sits up and slowly finds her feet, as Summer then turns around and stands on the top turnbuckle, facing the ring. Crystal then staggers, having reached her feet, as Summer leaps backwards with a moonsault from the top rope to the outside, connecting perfectly to Crystal, as the two crash into the mat.] JLT: Ahh! What a high risk move by Summer! She could have broken her neck! Leah: Yes, what a shame she didn’t! [The referee then begins to count to 10 from inside the ring, as Summer McCoy slowly gets to her feet and crawls into the ring. Summer then approaches the referee and begins to run her hand through his hair, and caressing his jaw. Meanwhile, Tracee hops down off the apron and pulls Crystal into a headlock. She drags Crystal to the apron and rams her head into it, as Crystal’s head bounces off like a basketball with the hard thumps, and Tracee slides Crystal back into the ring.] [The referee turns and sees Tracee on the outside, and Tracee offers him a sly smile. Summer then brushes past the referee and covers Crystal, hooking the leg with a smile on her face. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [Crystal kicks out.] JLT: Crystal has a huge fighting spirit, I think Summer thought it was all over! Leah: Summer thinks a lot of stupid things. [Summer then rolls her eyes, angered at the kick out. She approaches her corner and tags in Tracee Nguyen, Tracee rejects the tag and slaps Summer on her arm, tagging Summer back in. Summer then tags Tracee back in, but Tracee still refuses and slaps Summer on the arm even harder. Summer then slaps Tracee across the face and points to Crystal. Tracee then shakes her head and slaps Summer McCoy back across the face, as Summer stumbles backwards.] Leah: This is hilarious! JLT: It looks like we have some problems with the Summer/Tracee tag team! Can you believe what they’re doing?! Leah: It’s a bitchslap-a-thon! [Summer then approaches Tracee, holding her cheek and trash spouting from her mouth, she raises her arm to slap Tracee but Crystal suddenly goes Summer down into the canvas. Crystal then fires with a fiery barrage of fists to Summer’s head, Crystal then stands and turns to Tracee, nailing her in the face with a forearm and sending her down from the apron to the floor.] [Crystal brings Summer to her feet and pulls her into a side headlock. Tracee slides into the ring and runs towards Crystal but Crystal runs at the same time, with Summer in tow. Crystal then runs up Tracee’s body, kicking her in the face, and flips backwards, driving Summer into the mat with a neckbreaker.] JLT: What a move from Crystal Hilton! That was very cool! Leah: She’s pinning! [Crystal covers Summer McCoy as the referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [Summer kicks out.] [Crystal then climbs to her feet and wipes the sweat from her brow, she approaches her corner and tags in Felicity. Felicity hops into the ring, Crystal then shouts encouraging words to her partner as Summer stirs on the canvas. Felicity runs to the ropes and charges towards Summer McCoy, whose keeled over holding her neck. Felicity then tries to nail Summer with the Canadian Destroyer “Flick Driver” but Summer manages to counter by standing up, as Felicity dangles against Summer’s back. Summer then slams Felicity into the canvas with an Alabama slam.] JLT: That was a nice counter from Summer McCoy! She blocked the Flick Driver! Leah: You mean, Felicity *botched* the Flick Driver? JLT: It looked like a counter to me! Summer stood up! Leah: Yeah, cover up the botches why don’t you? Television doesn’t lie, Jamie! [Summer then runs to the ropes but Tracee Nguyen tags herself in by slapping the back of Summer from the apron. Summer stops and spins around, Tracee climbs to the top turnbuckle but Summer approaches her and lifts her up into a military press. Summer then walks to the centre of the ring as Felicity lifts both her straight up into the air, Summer then tosses Tracee forward as Tracee’s face slams into Felicity’s feet.] Leah: What the hell? They’re supposed to be partners! JLT: They’re not acting like them! [Summer then exits the ring with a smug smile on her face, taking her place at the apron. Deanna then begins to yell at Summer but Summer ignores her and rolls her eyes. Meanwhile, Felicity brings Tracee to her feet and whips her into the corner. Felicity charges after her and connects with a running clothesline. Felicity then nails a few knife-edge chops to Tracee’s chest. Felicity then grabs Tracee into a flowing DDT and drives her into the canvas.] [Felicity then rolls Tracee over for a cover as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Summer interrupts the count.] [Felicity looks up at Summer, when suddenly Crystal Hilton runs into the ring and swings with a clothesline for Summer but Summer ducks. Crystal then turns back to Summer and swings again but Felicity blocks the move, Crystal then shoves Felicity but Summer then shoves Crystal for shoving Felicity. Summer then kicks Crystal in the mid-section and pulls her into a powerbomb position. Tracee then manages to crawl away from the drama and lies against the ropes.] [Summer then pulls Crystal up into her widow’s peak “Sunny Drop” position but Felicity hops in front of her and pleads with her not to do it. Summer frowns, as Felicity says that Crystal is her friend.] Leah: God damn it! Break her neck! What is this? It’s WRESTLING! Not FRIENDS REUNITED! JLT: I knew Felicity would be in a difficult position in this match! [Summer then ignores Felicity’s pleas by Crystal begins to kick her legs to try and escape the move. Felicity then shakes her head, and dropkicks Summer and Crystal, nailing them on the side. Summer stumbles sideways, as Tracee grabs the top rope, pulling it down into a bridge as Summer and Crystal fall out off the ring and slam into the floor on the outside of the ring.] [Felicity then approaches the ropes in shock, as Summer and Crystal lie on top of each other. Tracee then catches Felicity off guard and rolls her up into a school boy, Tracee then yanks on the tights of Felicity as the referee counts.] JLT: Tracee has a pin! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here are your winners…SUMMER MCOY AND TRACEE NGUYEN!!! Leah: Hahahaha! Too funny! [Tracee then rolls to her feet with a smile on her face, as Felicity sits up with an angry expression on her face. Deanna Nguyen slides into the ring and hugs her sister, and raises her arm as “New Disease” begins to play around the arena, as Tracee smiles to the audience that boos her.] [On the outside, Crystal and Summer are both standing and exchanging punches. Felicity slides out of the ring and separates them, standing in the middle and holding them apart at arm’s lengths. Summer and Crystal both yell at Felicity about the other, as Crystal picks up her championship belt and hugs it. Summer then points at the title and makes a gesture around her waist.] JLT: This match doesn’t look like it’s over! Leah: Dem bitches be fightin’! [In the ring, Tracee celebrates with Deanna as both women stand in the centre of the ring with a smile on their faces. Suddenly a mysterious woman slides into the ring and nails Tracee from behind with a harsh shot to the back of the head. Tracee hits the canvas, and her music cuts, as the Asian woman begins to stomp on her.] JLT: Who the hell is that?! [Deanna then pulls the woman away, as the woman spins around and begins to yell at Deanna, pointing at Tracee. Deanna then yells back, as the two begin to argue in the middle of the ring. Tracee stirs on the canvas, holding her head.] JLT: Who the hell IS that?! Leah: She looks like she knows the Nguyens! [The woman then shoves Deanna backwards, as Deanna lands on her back. The woman then turns to Tracee who runs towards her, the woman then unleashes a red mist into the eyes of Tracee, stopping her in her tracks. The woman then nails Tracee with a swift but harsh roundhouse kick, knocking Tracee to the canvas and knocking her out.] JLT: Why is that woman attacking Tracee?! Leah: Who is she?! Did you see that mist?! [The woman then slides out of the ring, and heads up the ramp with a smug smile playing on her lips, Deanna then stands to her feet with a look of shock on her face, shaking her head and kneeling down to tend to Tracee. On the outside of the ring, Felicity, Summer and Crystal are still arguing, with Crystal trying to attack Summer but Felicity holding her back.] JLT: Summer and Tracee pick up the victory but it appears we have a new unknown addition to the roster and Felicity is in the middle of her two friends! Leah: Jeez, what drama! -Commercial Break- [We return from the commercial break to see Crystal Hilton, Felicity and Summer McCoy still standing in the middle of the ring, having not left ringside from their match. Crystal has acquired a microphone, and has the Rockford State Championship over her shoulder. Felicity stands between the two, as Summer stands with her hands on her hips, breathing heavily.] [Crystal interrupts the audience, who give a mixed reaction, as Summer raises her eyebrows and Felicity glances at her. Crystal speaks into the microphone, brushing a hair behind her eye and smiling as she speaks.] Crystal Hilton: You know Summer, you have been a graceless loser since I won the championship at FD3. I know that it bugs the hell out of you that I’m the champion, and I pinned you for the belt! You want this belt, and I was prepared to give you a shot, but after tonight, and after all the bad-mouthing you’ve been doing, I can’t wait to face you! Crystal Hilton: I can’t wait to show you why I am the champion, no wait, I’m a TWO-TIME champion! Summer, you’re nothing but a spoiled, little BITCH! Now you can’t have your way, now that you don’t have the championship, you’re all upset! I beat you fair and square, and I didn’t just beat you, I beat every single woman in that match! In fact, you had an ADVANTAGE in that match! There was loads of women to come to your aid, how embarrassing is it that out of 8 women, YOU’RE the one who got pinned? [Crystal laughs loudly into the microphone, as Summer’s eyes narrow and she bites her bottom lip, shaking her head in anger.] Crystal Hilton: But you know, I’m a charitable person. I don’t condone acting like you act and being a total BITCH but this time, I’ll make an exception! I can’t wait to face you, I can’t wait to rip your hair out and do some damage that to that generic little face of yours! So next week, in this very ring, I’m going to put my championship on the line in a one on one match with you, and I’m going to prove why I’m the champion! [Crystal then brushes past Summer and rolls out of the ring, heading up the ramp. Summer then watches her leave with a smile on her face, Summer then glances to Felicity who raises her eyebrows at Summer.] JLT: Wow! Next week we’ll see Crystal Hilton making her first title defense against Summer in a re-match from FD3! I can’t wait! Leah: Yeah, that is going to be one bitchy match! [We cut backstage into the parking lot where we see Krysta Taylor running in white stilettos, a black leather miniskirt and a skimpy top. Chasing after her is her camera crew, as Krysta chases after a woman approaching a limousine. The woman opens the door and goes to enter but Krysta reaches her and slams the door shut for her, standing in front of it and breathing heavily at the woman.] [The woman is now revealed to be the woman who attacked Tracee Nguyen, as Krysta then adjusts her hair, and brushes herself down, still out of breath from her short run. Krysta then breathes into the microphone.] Krysta Taylor: You walk so fast! [Krysta then points the microphone under the woman’s mouth, expecting a response, but the woman shrugs and folds her arms. Krysta then sighs, smiling to the camera.] Krysta Taylor: Now, whoo, that was exhausting! Now, where was I? Oh yes, I have a question for you. Who the hell are you and why did you attack Tracee Nguyen?! Woman: I’m Keira Nguyen, and you are? Krysta Taylor: I’m Krysta Taylor, most fabulous woman ever, a displeasure to meet you! Keira Nguyen: This is going to take a long time? I have places to be, I need to get into my car, if you don’t mind getting out of the way? Krysta Taylor: Hey, answer my questions first! I’m giving you exposure, you should be grateful! Keira Nguyen: I don’t want to give an interview. Move. [Keira Nguyen shoves Krysta out of the way and climbs into her car, Krysta then smiles into the camera. She goes to speak into her microphone but Tequila suddenly appears and interrupts the blonde journalist. The limousine carrying Keira begins to drive away, as Tequila speaks to Krysta.] Tequila: I need to speak you. Krysta Taylor: About what? Tequila: I just need to speak to you. Krysta Taylor: Yes, about what? Tequila: Krysta, I just need to speak to you. Krysta Taylor: Tequila, about what? Tequila: Doesn’t matter. I just need to speak to you! Krysta Taylor: OKAY! About WHAT? Tequila: It DOESN’T MATTER! I just need to speak to YOU! Krysta Taylor: I understand. But WHAT ABOUT?! Tequila: JUST FUCKING COME AND SPEAK TO ME! [Tequila lets out a big sigh and begins to walk away, muttering things under her breath. Krysta then shakes her head, and looks at the camera, looking directly at the viewers, and rolling her eyes to the sky. Krysta then follows after Tequila, as the sounds of their high heels clicking against the parking lot tarmac can be heard as the camera focuses on the limousine driving away into the horizon.] Standard Match Aphrodite vs. Laura JLT: Next up we have Aphrodite gaining a measure of revenge on Laura, after Laura attacked Aphrodite and interrupted her “Bikini Catwalks”, a few weeks ago and laid out the champion! Leah: Exactly, Aphrodite is an idiot, hating on something that happened like a year ago. Get with the times! JLT: It wasn’t that long ago, and good for her. Laura’s attack was totally unjustified and she only did it to get attention, I presume, but tonight we’ll see both women face off in the middle of the ring! Leah: That’s right, an old-fashioned wrestling match. That’s what Divas Unleashed is famed for, I mean, after the tampon machines, bitchiness, soap opera-style drama, hot women, gossip, French tips, fabulous outfits, Rose Petals, bad albums by people who can’t sing and Playboy spreads. [“Play My Game” by the Donnas hits the PA system, and the fans rise to their feet giving a mixed reaction to the upcoming arrival of the Stripped Champion. Aphrodite struts out onto the stage wearing a stunning black dress, her hair pulled back into a ponytail, a diamond necklace and her Stripped Championship in her hands.] [Aphrodite struts down the ramp, with Ruby following her as their heels press against the steel. Aphrodite smiles smugly at male fans who chant things at her about her good looks, as Aphrodite climbs into the ring, she heads to the centre and raises her championship belt over her head.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Paris, France, at a weight of 1- [Aphrodite approaches John Roe and takes the microphone out of his hands, she winks at him and then turns back and walks to the middle of the ring as her music begins to die down. Ruby stands with her hands on her hips, as Aphrodite speaks into the microphone, looking around the KeyArena.] Aphrodite: Bonjour! Aphrodite is here! The fabulous highlight of your evening has arrived! I know all you women out there are wishing you could be me, and all the men wish they could be with me! I’m too fabulous for you all! [Ruby nods in agreement.] Aphrodite: So, seeing as I’m so beautiful, funny and charming, I’m going to introduce the lovely Laura! Come on out, Laura! [“Complicated” by Avril Lavigne hits the PA system and the titantron of the Queen of Wrestling begins to play. After a few moments, two large men drag Laura out, dragging her by each arm onto the stage as she lies unconscious, her head dangling. The men pause at the top of the stage, before dragging Laura to the ring.] Aphrodite: My opponent, from the nasty village of Oskushsuckness, Wiscrapson, she weighs in at being one cupcake away from obesity, and she is in desperate need of shaving her moustache, ladies and gentlemen…LAURA!!! [The men roll Laura into the ring as Laura lies sprawled on the canvas, Aphrodite smiles and adjusts her hair, making sure it’s perfect. Aphrodite then turns to Ruby and points to the men, Ruby then sighs and pulls out dollars from her under her bra and pays the men. The men walk off as Aphrodite then smiles.] Aphrodite: Wow, I wonder what happened to Laura. Do you think somebody bit too hard? [Aphrodite makes a mock sad face.] Aphrodite: But you know, it would be such a shame to disappoint all you people of not having a match. I think we need a referee out here, we need to do this match! I owe to the people! I hate to disappoint my fans, despite how smelly they all are! [A referee slides into the ring from ringside, as Aphrodite instructs Ruby to drag Laura to the middle of the ring, and she does. Aphrodite then carefully lies on the canvas, and checks her appearance and her hair in a mirror. She then leans backwards over Laura, pinning her, and looking to the ringside photographers with a pout on her face.] JLT: This is seriously not going to happen, is it? Leah: Aphrodite’s face is hilarious. [The referee calls for the bell, and reluctantly drops to the canvas and begins to count.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: What bullshit! Leah: Jamie! Language! [Aphrodite then leaps up from the canvas with a mock shocked look on her face and grabs Ruby, and the two begin to jump up and down with joy. John Roe looks confused and speaks gingerly into his microphone, as Aphrodite celebrates in the ring.] John Roe: Here is your winner…Aphrodite. [Aphrodite then throws John Roe a dirty look for the unenthusiastic announcement as Aphrodite continues to celebrate in the ring. Aphrodite then blows a kiss to Laura, who still lies motionless on the canvas.] JLT: Aphrodite’s arrogance is going to be her downfall one day. Leah: I think that may be sooner than we think, there’s Kendra! [Kendra Wecker runs down the entrance way, and yells trash at Aphrodite and Ruby, but the two quickly exit the ring and hop over into the crowd, Kendra slides into the ring and tends to her friend. Aphrodite then struts through the crowd, raising her championship belt above her head.] Leah: Aphrodite is mixing with peasants, I never thought I’d see that. JLT: Seeing her parade that title around like that is just… Leah: Jealous? JLT: No! [We cut to backstage, where we see new Askai Champion Tiger Lily skipping down the halls of the building with her handbag slung over her shoulder and the championship blt around her waist. She’s singing the chorus to the Pussycat Doll’s hit song, “Buttons.”] Tiger Lily: Loosen up my buttons, babe… loosen up my buttons, babe…la la la….HEY! NACHOS! [She suddenly stops singing and skips and approaches a table in the back, with a plate of nachos on it. Licking her lips, Lily grins from ear to ear. She looks both ways so that no one is coming, and helps herself to a nacho chip.] Tiger Lily: Yum, yum, yum…I love cheese. Cheese, cheese, cheese. Oh no! [As Tiger Lily was taking a bite of the chip, a large glob of cheese fell off and landed right smack on her Backstreet Boys shirt, right smack on Nick Carter’s face.] Tiger Lily: Oh no! Nick! [Instantly, Tiger Lily snatches some paper towels and begins rubbing away furiously at her favorite t-shirt. From the right of the screen, Charmion approaches, munching on a hot dog.] Charmion: Hey…what’cha doin? [Tiger Lily sighs, trying to fight back tears.] Tiger Lily: Oh nothing, I just got cheese sauce on my favorite Backstreet Boys shirt. Charmion: Oh my god! I LOVE BSB! Tiger Lily: Me too! They are so…HOT! [Both the girls squeal excitedly, jumping up and down.] Charmion: I KNOW! Brian is sooo amazing! Tiger Lily: No way…Kevin is such a fox! Charmion: Hehe, right on! Except, I think Howie’s kind of icky. Tiger Lily: I know what you mean. Charmion: Did you know me and Brian are getting married? Tiger Lily: Shut up, no way! When? Charmion: Next year. He just doesn’t know it yet, hehe. [Both the girls giggle aloud, Charmion munching on her hot dog while Tiger Lily finishes off the plate of nachos.] Tiger Lily: Hey, I like you. What’s your name? Charmion: My name’s Charmion. What’s yours? Tiger Lily: Name’s Lily. Charmion: Hi Lily! Tiger Lily: Hey Charmy, do you have a best friend? Wanna be my best friend?? Charmion: Well…Ashley’s my best friend, but you can be my “second” best friend! Tiger Lily: Alrighty, new best friend! Hey, you wanna sleepover? Charmion: I don’t know…I need to ask mother first. Tiger Lily: See if you can because I have the entire Backstreet Boys World Tour on DVD! Charmion: Oh my gosh, I’m sooo there! [Suddenly from off the screen, a loud booming voice echoes throughout the arena halls.] Voice: Charmion, where are you? [Tiger Lily looks scared of the loud voice.] Tiger Lily: Who… was that? Charmion: That was my mother. I better go. Tiger Lily: Okay. Call Me! Charmion: Okie dokie! [Charmion skips off in one direction, while Tiger Lily skips away in the other direction. After a few moments have passed, Krysta Taylor walks onscreen and examines the empty plate of nachos.] Krysta Taylor: Hey! Who the hell ate my nachos?! [We find Maya Okosaki alone in her locker room, sitting on a bench waiting patiently for the time of her match to arrive. In one corner of the room is a small television set and vcr around the machine are a few video cassettes which Maya had spent most of her evening viewing scouting her opponent as she had done since she first got into the business. As the time draws nearer to her match she begins to wonder how the crowd would receive her since she hadn’t been a favourite the last time she had been in a ring. Then she hears the knock on the door that she had been waiting for all night.] Maya: This is it. [She gets up and heads towards the door.] Maya: It’s time to start a new beginning. [She begins walking down the corridor mentally preparing her self for the contest ahead.] Maya: I’ve learned from my mistakes and will never make them again. Tonight I will hopefully redeem myself in front of the fans by becoming the new number 1 contender to the Askai Title. [Maya reaches the curtain and takes a deep breath.] Maya (whispers): Please forgive me. [She takes hold of the curtain, and secretly glances around the arena and to the ring, she closes the curtain again and takes another deep breath.] -Commercial Break- Askai Championship Number 1 Contendership Match KibbyD vs. Lani Lashae vs. Maya Okosaki vs. Noriko Lee vs. Shayla Walker JLT: Our first of the match evening is the number one contendership match for the Askai Championship! How exciting! Dame Barbara was defeated for her title belt at Forsaken Destiny III by Tiger Lily, and the winner of this match will automatically get a chance to face Lily in a title match! Leah: Yes, we say that for all our retard fans out there! Shayla Walker seems the favourite for this match, she was heavily involved in the Barbara-Lily feud and wrestled Lily on a number of occasions so she’s my pick. Although, Shayla have to get past four other women to earn her shot! JLT: Actually, it’s just three women she has to beat now! I’ve just been informed that KibbyD has pulled out of this match! Leah: Why the hell did she do that? JLT: Well, according to my earpiece, there’s a sale at Versace on Rodeo Drive! So we won’t be seeing Kibby in action tonight but that makes it easier for the other women, and we have two new debutees in the form of Lani Lashae and Maya Okosaki! Leah: Yeah, I bet Maya and Noriko team up! Those Asians always stick together, they’re so crafty you know! I think Noriko Lee may have stolen my bagel earlier! JLT: No she didn’t, you ate it, you greedy bitch! ["Touch It" by Monifah hits the arena and pink glitter falls by the entrance way and the lights turn baby pink, she then comes walking out very sexy. She stops on the stage and lifts up her hair and starts to do a sexy grind dance and then she turns around and shakes her booty. She then proceeds to walk very seductively to the ring flipping her hair and acting like her shit don't stink and extending her hand to audience members and when they reach for it she pulls her hand away and rolls her eyes. She then walks up the steps of the ring, goes halfway down the ring apron and enters the ring though the bottom rope. She now walks to the center of the ring and starts juzzing her hair and wiggling her hips to the beat of her music with a sexy look on her face. Lani then goes to a corner and strikes a few sexy poses.] John Roe: The following contest is a fatal fourway scheduled for one fall, with the winner being the number one contender for the Askai Championship. Introducing first, from Albany, New York; at a weight of 117lbs...LANI LASHAE!!! [The Mortal Kombat movie theme hits the PA system and Maya steps into the aisle and begins making her way down the aisle. Despite the fans cheering her on. Maya's focus is soley on the ring and the match ahead. once at the ring she steps through the ropes and bows respectfully to the referee before going over to her corner to meditate.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Kyoto, Japan; she weighs in at 120lbs...MAYA OKOSAKI!!! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] John Roe: Their opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 113lbs, she is accompanied to the ring by Ryoko Kazami...NORIKO LEE!!! ["Boom" by P.O.D. begins to blue fireworks at the entrance. Shayla Walker walks down to the ring with Dame Barbara at her side. Barbara sneers at the peasants in the front row. Shayla then stops and turns, and hugs Barbara.] John Roe: Their opponent; hailing from Barberton, Ohio; at a weight of 112lbs, and accompanied to the ring by Dame Barbara...SHAYLA WALKER!!! [Shayla Walker slides into the ring and begins to stretch against the ropes, as the other women eye her up. Lani Lashae runs a hand through her hair, while Noriko Lee gives her a blank stare. Meanwhile, Dame Barbara walks over the commentary booth and demands a chair. She receives it, snatching it from a stagehand and sits down next to JLT and Leah, putting on a headset and joining the commentary table.] Dame Barbara: Hello ladies. Leah: Babsy! JLT: Good evening Barbara. [The referee calls for the bell as the women begin to circle each other. Maya and Noriko stand on one side of the ring while Lani and Shayla stand on the other. Shayla looks nervously towards Barbara, which allows Noriko to run forward and knock her down with a clothesline. Maya and Lani then tie-up, as Lani runs towards Maya only to be met with a straight kick to the stomach and pulled into a side headlock.] JLT: What are you doing out here, Barbara? Dame Barbara: Well Jane, I’ve come out here to watch Shayla Walker-Thompson win this match, I’ve out here for support. I like to take a keen interest in all of my trainees. JLT: Oh really? I heard she was scared of you. Dame Barbara: Nonsense! Leah: Why did you like her get married? She’s a straight up fool for that! What person gets married at 17? Dame Barbara: Now Leah, they love each other. I’m not too thrilled at the decision but it’s Shayla’s life, and this is about her performance in this match, not her personal life! [Noriko nails Shayla in the face with a barrage of lefts and rights, Noriko then drops to the canvas with a leg sweep, swiping the feet from underneath Shayla as she falls into the canvas. Noriko then rolls Shayla over and hops on her back, grabbing Shayla’s arm and locks in a Fujiwara armbar, yanking the arm and leaning backwards. Meanwhile, Maya Okosaki still has Lani Lashae in a headlock. Lani shoves Maya to the ropes, Maya bounces back as Lani nails a back body drop. Maya hits the canvas and bounces back up to her feet.] [Maya then runs towards Lani Lashae but Lani swings with a clothesline, Maya ducks and spins around. Lani then stops herself from running and turns around, only to be met in the face with a roundhouse kick knocking her to the canvas. Maya then climbs to the top rope, and leaps backwards with a moonsault but Lani rolls out of the way and Maya slams into the floor.] JLT: Ouch! Leah: Classic! Dame Barbara: What a silly mistake. Only a fool would do that. [Shayla Walker refuses to give up and Noriko Lee releases the armbar. Noriko brings Shayla to her feet by her blonde hair but Shayla elbows Noriko in the face. Noriko stumbles backwards Shayla runs towards her and leaps into the air, connecting with a hurricanrana and dragging her down into the canvas. Shayla then leaps to her feet and rolls Noriko over. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [Noriko kicks out.] Dame Barbara: Noriko got lucky. We all know it was over, and we all know Shayla Walker is going to win this match and win the Askai Championship. JLT: You seem overconfident? Isn’t it saying something that your protégé has done nothing but under perform since you became her mentor? Dame Barbara: Jessica, I have no idea what you’re talking about. JLT: Hmm, it’s funny how parents fork out loads of money to get your expert Windsor schooling when even your supposed top student’s hottest moment of the last year was that business about her hair being blonde. Dame Barbara: I don’t have to respond to such preposterous allegations. [Shayla is then pulled from her pinning position out of the ring by Lani Lashae, Lani slaps her across the face and goes to climb into the ring. Shayla isn’t having it though and grabs Lani’s skimpy attire, Shayla then yanks Lani from the apron as Lani slams back-first into the barricade. Shayla then climbs onto the apron herself, having shooted Lani a smug look. Noriko Lee however has found her feet and leaps into the air with a dropkick, sending Shayla tumbling from the apron and to the floor.] Leah: Dumbass. Dame Barbara: Talking about yourself again? [Noriko then begins to climb the turnbuckle as Shayla and Lani stir on the outside of the ring. Noriko then pauses for them to rise to their feet but Maya Okosaki has slid back into the ring. Maya runs towards the perched Noriko and runs up the turnbuckle, grabbing her arm and pulling her into an extended armbar from the top turnbuckle.] [Maya applies pressure to the arm of Noriko, trying to get her to submit but Shayla Walker and Lani Lashae both climb into the ring from the outside. Shayla runs towards Maya and leaps into the air, connecting with a flying elbow lariat. Maya releases the hold and rolls to her feet, Shayla then begins to stomp on Noriko Lee. Lani Lashae then waves to the fans before turning back to the action.] [A dazed Maya climbs to her feet and shakes her head from Shayla’s elbow shot, Lani Lashae marches over and grabs a chunk of her hair, and runs across the ring, nailing a hair mare to slam Maya into the canvas. Maya bounces off the mat and holds the roots of her hair as Lani giggles and runs her hands sexily down her body.] JLT: All this pouting. Why do so many divas do it? Leah: It’s trendy? Get with the times. [Lani then turns back to Maya, and walks over to her with a smile on her face. Lani then grabs Maya’s chin and slaps her hard across the face, Lani then blows her French tips and giggles. Lani then tries to whip Maya to the ropes but Maya reserves it and Lani goes for a ride. Lani bounces back from the ropes as Maya leaps into the air with a spinning martial arts kick, nailing Lani in the face and almost beheading her as Lani slams into the canvas.] Dame Barbara: What a shot that was! Leah: Schedule the facial reconstruction surgery! [Maya rolls Lani over and covers, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Shayla Walker interrupts the count.] Dame Barbara: That’s my girl. [Shayla then turns around when she’s met with a stiff kick from Noriko Lee, Shayla keels over and Noriko pulls her into a pedigree position. Noriko then leaps into the air and slams Shayla into the canvas with an X-factor, completing her “The Cataclysm” finisher.] Leah: “Your girl” just got nailed with Noriko’s cool finisher. What do you think about that, you old hag? Dame Barbara: Listen, you retard dickhead, do you know how much of a lege- JLT: Shut up you two! Noriko has a cover! [1] [2] [Maya interrupts the count by booting Noriko in the back of the head.] [Maya then pulls Noriko to her feet and tosses her towards a stirring Lani Lashae, Lani then grabs Noriko into a DDT and drives her into the canvas. Lani Lashae then runs towards Maya with a clothesline but Maya ducks and sweeps the legs from underneath Lani. Maya then rolls Lani onto her back and straddles her, locking in an ankle log with leg scissors, completed the “Scissored Ankle Lock”, and applies maximum pressure.] JLT: Maya has that finisher locked in! It looks painful! Leah: Well Lani Lashae is an annoying twit so I’m very glad this pain is being inflicted on her! [Lani looks like she’s going to tap out and her nails claw the canvas to try and reach the ropes. Maya has her trapped and Lani tries to suffer the pain as much as possible, as the referee asks her if she submits. Dame Barbara suddenly rips off her head-set and runs to the ring, leaning under the bottom rope, she shakes Shayla Walker and points to the submission hold.] JLT: Shayla looks dazed still! Maya still has the hold locked in! [Shayla slowly climbs to her feet and runs towards Maya and Lani, Shayla leaps into the air but at the same time, Lani begins to tap act, slapping her palm against the mat furiously.] JLT: We have a winner! Maya won! [Shayla lands on top of Lani as Maya releases the hold, Maya then sits up and looks shocked. Dame Barbara begins to curse on the outside of the ring.] John Roe: Here is your winner...MAYA OKOSAKI!!! Leah: Maya Okosaki is the new number one contender for the Askai Championship, and she did in her debut match! How cool! [Maya then wipes the shock off her face and climbs to the turnbuckle, she raises her arms up into the air as her theme music plays. Maya then bows gracefully and smiles gently to the audience, Maya then climbs down and rolls out of the ring, heading backstage.] JLT: Go Maya! [Dame Barbara has begun to trash things backstage, as Shayla Walker lies on the canvas with her hands buried in her face. Lani Lashae is being helped to her feet by the referee, a painful expression on her face as her ankles are bruised from the submission. Dame Barbara picks up a chair, and slides into the ring. Shayla Walker climbs to her feet and turns to Barbara.] JLT: What is Babs doing?! [Barbara then lifts the chair in the air and swings for Shayla but Shayla ducks and Barbara collides with Lani, smacking her straight in the face and knocking her down to the canvas, unconscious. Shayla then looks up at Barbara in shock as Barbara flings the chair out of the ring. Leah: That was hilarious! You can’t beat this! JLT: Barbara meant to hit Shayla! [Barbara then points at Shayla sternly and begins to shout at her angrily, and storms out of the ring. Shayla has an embarrassed and worried expression on her face as she reluctantly follows Barbara up the ramp and to the back.] JLT: I wish I could be a fly on the wall in their dressing room! Leah: Eww, you want to be a fly? They give birth to maggots! That’s vile! JLT: I don’t know why I bother… [“Alone In My Room” hits the PA system as the video screens come alive with Lilith’s face, the fans give a mixed reaction. Lilith walks out onto the stage dressed in black jeans and a cool Hot Topic black spaghetti top, with her eyes doused in mascara and her lips full and pouty. Lilith is followed by her daughter Charmion, who keeps talking to Lilith and looks like she’s pleading with her but Lilith waves her away.] [Lilith begins to walk down the aisle, giving demonic stared to the fans in the audience. Charmion continues to bug her, about Tiger Lily, but Lilith shakes her head and shouts “NO!” at her. Lilith then climbs into the ring, and poses on the top turnbuckle, she then leaps off backwards, clicking her feet together in mid-air. Lilith snatches a microphone from a stagehand and brings it to her lips.] Lilith: Okay, okay. I know you all love my new face, it’s spooky right? Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I am out here tonight to talk about the Occult. The Occult is the tag team champions, we defeated three other teams at Forsaken Destiny 3 to keep these belts. [Lilith patches the belt on her shoulder.] Lilith: But you know, I think the Occult’s message has been forgotten. People don’t see as a frightening force. They just used to joke about us, and point fun at how I looked and Katrina’s divorce and singing career. That stops tonight! [Lilith stomps her foot on the canvas as Charmion begins to hum a pop song, Lilith shoots her a fierce look and she stops huming and bites her bottom lip.] Lilith: The Occult looks to become one of the greatest tag teams ever in Divas Unleashed, and because I’m so generous, I’m announcing that the Occult is looking for new members. To all the ladies, and to all the gents in the back, you can all be apart of the Occult! All you have to do is show that you’re with us, and we’ll gladly accept you! Provided that you’re willing to be as evil as I am, and pledge an oath to me, that is. [Lilith then turns to the cameraman in the ring and approaches him, the cameraman begins to step backwards but Lilith grabs the camera, looking directly into the lens.] Lilith: The Occult is going to become a dominating force again in Divas Unleashed, and you’re much better to be with us than against us! [Lilith then shoves the cameraman backwards as he falls and the camera is blinded by the lights from the top of the arena, the camera then cuts to Lilith who exits the ring with a smile on her face, as she licks her lips. Charmion follows her as “Alone In My Room” begins to play again.] Leah: The Occult are hiring! You’d be perfect in there! JLT: Thanks… [“Love At First Sight” by Kylie Minogue hits the PA system as the fans rise to their feet and begin to cheer, Ashley T. Bopper skips out wearing a white Spice Girls top and a denim skirt and white Nike trainers. She waves to the audience, leaping up and down, her brown hair now having blonde highlights and she’s looking much mature since her latest appearance on Divas Unleashed television.] [Ashley leaps up and down and begins to joyfully skip down the aisle, slapping the hands on the fans on both side before climbing into the ring. The ring has been transformed into a new set, with a new coffee table which has a Backstreet Boys album cover emblazed onto it, modern white stools and a leopard skin carpet. The ropes have been laced with white tassle, and each of the turnbuckles feature a cardboard cut out of legendary music acts Ashlee Simpson, Justin Timberlake, Samantha Mumba and Victoria Beckham.] [Ashley takes a seat on her stool, shuffling her cue cards with ‘Ashley Interviews’ written on them in bright pink. Ashley brings her microphone to her face and giggles, addressing the audience.] Ashley T. Bopper Hiya! I’m back! My new show is back! That doesn’t make sense! Hehe! My new show, is back? How is it back if it’s new? Oh anyway, let’s get on with it! I’ve got two fabulous guests for you tonight, so let’s not waste any time and bring out the first one. [Ashley sighs loudly and reads her cue card.] Ashley T. Bopper She is the current Unleashed Champion, and she has a scary spider called Angelina. Let’s welcome…Chimera!!! [“Change” by the Deftones hits the music system and blasts into the arena, and the arena adopts a darker tone. Chimera walks out slowly, with her Unleashed Championship around her waist and Angelina in her hands, Chimera looks around the arena and walks down to the ring. Ashley looks nervous as Chimera makes her entrance.] [Chimera climbs into the ring and eyes the white stool, rolling her eyes. She takes off her Unleashed Championship and places it on the BSB coffee table and sits on the white stool, petting Angelina.] Ashley T. Bopper Say, that wasn’t a very good entrance theme. The Deftones? Who the hell are they? Why don’t you ask McFly to do you a song? They did one for Lindsay Lohan and she’s a slapper! You could easily get them to do you one! Oh, oh, oh! If you do, can you tell Danny that ‘Ashley Theresa Bopper loves him with all her heart and one day they will be together.’? Chimera: Is that a question? Ashley T. Bopper Well, yes! Not the Danny part. Or maybe I should ask Dougie, Dougie seems too quiet though, and I don’t like his piercing. He’s not as sexy as Harry either. Oh! Ask Harry for me! I love Harry, I want to marry him! After Nicholas Gene Carter, of course! [Ashley eyes Nick Carter’s picture on the coffee table and a dreamy expression engulfs her face. She suddenly snaps out of it, and looks up at Chimera, giggling. Chimera stares blankly at her.] Ashley T. Bopper So why did you call your spidy Angelina? Was it after Angelina Jolie? Because Angelina is a complete and utter trollop! Did you see what she did to Rachel from Friends? And Brad Pitt has seriously decreased in being totally fit since! Chimera: This is an interview? I have more important things I could do with my time. Like thinking about how beautiful it would be if this building just imploded on all these fans. Ashley T. Bopper That’s not very nice. So why are you the Unleashed champy? Chimera: I won it fair and square. It was in a battle royal. I only came back to Divas Unleashed to get what was mine, the Rockford State Championship, but now I’m the Unleashed Champion, I thought I should stay. Ashley T. Bopper Yeah, right on. You know the Backstreet Boys are the biggest selling boy band ever? Chimera: Who are the Backstreet Boys? [Ashley gasps sharply and almost falls off her chair. She sits stunned as a smile plays upon Chimera’s lips.] Ashley T. Bopper I…you…don’t…what…it’s…oh…oh…wow…thi…I…I…I…I... Chimera: Stop saying I. It’s getting really irritating. [Ashley finally gets her words out and speaks with an angry tone.] Ashley T. Bopper I don’t think I can continue this interview! [Chimera looks unphased as Ashley turns to the camera, a strong frown on her face and looks at her cue cards.] Ashley T. Bopper Let’s welcome my second guest…Mystika!!! [“Thank You For The Venom” by My Chemical Romance begins to play as Mystika walks out with a smile on her face, the fans boo her as she strolls down to the ring. Mystika shrugs them off, and climbs into the ring. She gives Ashley a look and takes a seat next to Chimera, having nodded the champion before sitting down.] Ashley T. Bopper Welcome Mystika! Mystika: Hello Ash. Ashley T. Bopper How are you? Mystika: I’m very good. I’m in a great place. What about you, old chap? Ashley T. Bopper I’m peachy! [Chimera mutters to herself, Ashley frowns at her.] Ashley T. Bopper So, you like MCR? My friend says they’re crap. Mystika: Have you listened to them? Ashley T. Bopper No. Mystika: I’ll lend you their album, you can’t judge if you haven’t heard it. Plus, I’m not here to discuss music. I’m here to talk about my career. Ashley T. Bopper Okie dokie. So what are your plans now? We all saw you get all nasty to Icenique and put her in her place, and you won at FD3, are you putting that all behind you? [Mystika smiles at the question, Chimera then stands with Angelina, taking her championship belt and leaves the ring. Ashley blanks her, her top lip snarling. Mystika continues.] Mystika: Well yes, I’m putting that all behind me. It wasn’t a very good experience, you know? So now I’m focusing on enjoying myself and getting victories under my belt. No Spanish hoodrats to hold me down! Ashley T. Bopper Hehe, hoodrats. Mystika: So I’ll be focusing on winning titles, getting back to my glory days before the Icenique fiasco. Ashley T. Bopper And how is Mr. McChicken? Mystika: Chester McNUGGET is fine. Ashley T. Bopper Is that it? Mystika: Ashley, I’m not going to talk about him all the time. People always want me to talk about him and why I’m with him, but you’re going to have to deal with it, people. Actions speak louder than words anyway. Ashley T. Bopper Ahh. Coolies. [Ashley smiles and then looks down at her cue cards and smiles, trying to think of ways to bring McFly into the conversation. Mystika sits and stares at Ashley, shrugging as Ashley begins to giggle to herself.] Ashley T. Bopper Oh, Nick. I was thinking about the time when he pranked AJ by hiding his socks. It was so funny. Mystika: You know Ashley, you need to grow the fuck up. You’re 17, what? Going to be 18 soon and you’re still obsessed with the Backstreet Boys? Do you know how much of a fool you look? Mystika: Most people grow out of them when they’re 12! And the BSB aren’t even together anymore! You just come across as a dumb idiot, and you had a huge opportunity to get into the mind of Chimera but you sat there and asked her questions about McFly? Ashley, you need get with the program otherwise you’re going to be out of a job! [Mystika then stands and throws her microphone to the floor and walks out of the ring, as the fans boo her. Ashley sits with an upset look on her face and tries not to cry but fails and bursts into tears as My Chemical Romance accompanies Mystika’s exit. Mystika walks up the aisle, avoiding the touches of the fans and to the back.] JLT: That wasn’t very nice! Leah: Ashley is annoying as hell. She deserved it! Standard Match Lilith vs. Tiger Lily JLT: Next up we have the new ‘sexy’ monster Lilith taking on Tiger Lily in singles action, this promises to be an interesting match! The new Askai Champion and the Tag Champion both look like fierce competition for each other! Leah: I hope they knock seven shades out of each other, I want it to be physical! Did you see Lily made that pact with Charmion though? They want to both be Pussycat Dolls! JLT: Yes, but it’s not them two wrestling each other. We all know that Charmion rebels against her mother, and Lilith prefers Charmion not to interfere only if it’s necessary. Leah: Still, I think “Buttons” could be a downfall. JLT: You just like to hate on the PCD. Leah: I do. ["Alone In My Room" by Skin hits the PA system and the arena drops into darkness for several seconds. The lights resume, and attention turns to the stage, to see Lilith standing on the top of the entrance way. Lilith leaps into the air, clicking her feet together and lands on the stage. Lilith then saunters down the aisle, with her daughter Charmion walking out behind her. Lilith struts down the aisle, a demonic grin on her face and licking her lips.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Cherry Falls, Hell; at a weight of 155lbs, she is accompanied to the ring by Charmion and one half of the DU Tag Team Champions...LILITH!!! [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” plays through the PA system as the large screens begin to flash images of the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly and waves to her fans. As she saunters down the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience. Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs, she is the reigning Askai Champion...TIGER LILY!!! [Tiger Lily hands her championship belt to the referee and then waves at Charmion, Charmion smiles and waves back. Lilith shoots her a look and she stops, Lily then scowls. The referee calls for the bell, Lilith immediately approaches Lily and boots her in the gut. Lilith pulls Lily into a suplex and hoists her into the air, but Lily counters and lands behind Lilith. Lily then tries to execute a German suplex but Lilith counters the waistlock with elbows to the head.] JLT: This is going to be confusing, both women are Lil’s! Leah: If only Lil’ Kim was here to spruce things up! [Lilith nails Lily with a final elbow which releases the waistlock, Lilith then steps backwards and pulls Lily into a Russian leg sweep. Lilith rolls Lily over for a cover.] [1] [2] [Lily kicks out.] JLT: These women seem oddly matched to each other! [Lilith climbs to her feet and grabs Lily by her hair, she shoves Lily to the ropes. Lily bounces back as Lilith tries to nail her with a big boot to the face but Lily ducks and bounces to the ropes on the other side of the ring. Lilith spins around and is met with a flying dropkick from Lily, taking Lilith down to the canvas.] [Lily then climbs to the top turnbuckle, with a smile on her face. She perches as Lilith finds her feet, Lilith turns towards her as Lily leaps into the air with an attempted hurricanrana but Lilith counters the move. Lily dangles with her legs wrapped around Lilith’s neck, Lilith then pulls Lily up into a powerbomb position and runs towards the ropes. Lilith then shoves Lily forward with a powerbomb from the ring, as Lily flies and smacks into the padded floor on the outside.] JLT: Ouch! That has to hurt! Leah: She bounced, I bet Lily left a crater in the floor! That fat bitch! [Lilith then climbs onto the apron as Lily lies on the floor, holding her head. Lilith then raises her arms and leaps from the apron, attempting a body splash but the Askai Champion rolls out of the way and Lilith this time smacks into the floor.] [Lily then climbs back onto the apron and into the ring, Charmion helps her mother up on the outside of the ring. Lilith then slides back into the ring, Lily runs towards Lilith but Lilith catches her with a choke hold and hoists her into the air for a chokeslam. Lily is able to counter by wrapping her legs around Lilith’s arm and squeezing it with a scissors lock.] JLT: This is inventive! [Lilith and Lily both stay in their position, with Lilith’s arm tiring and Lily’s oxygen decreasing. Lilith finally releases her hand from Lily’s neck as Lily then leans backwards and bends around to grab Lilith’s waist, Lily then drops down with a sunset flip style move as Lilith finds herself in a pinning predicament.] [1] [2] [Lilith rolls out.] Leah: Lilith’s lost a lot of weight too, she’s more agile now! I’m sure Satan appreciates that! [Lilith rolls backwards to her feet and then boots Lily dead in the face, as Lily falls backwards holding her face. Lilith then brings Lily to her feet by her hair, and grips onto her blonde locks tightly. Lilith then runs to the corner and hair mares Lily into it, as Lily’s body smashes into the turnbuckle. Lilith then grabs Lily’s hair again and runs to the opposite corner, and thrusts Lily into the turnbuckle once again. Lilith then repeats this on the other two turnbuckles as Lily lies a corner, bruised.] JLT: That’s one of Lilith’s new moves, she’s calling it “The Dance With The Devil”! That was brutal! Leah: Lily probably needs to wear a wig from now on, I wonder how much roots were ripped out! [Lilith then drags Lily to the centre of the ring and kneels next to her, Lilith then takes hold of Lily’s wrist and begins to gently run her hands down it. Lilith then brings the wrist to her face and smells it, before opening her mouth to bite into it. Charmion then climbs on the apron and waves her arms in the air “No!”, Lilith scowls and shouts at Charmion. Charmion refuses to get down from the apron and stands with her arms folded.] JLT: What is she doing? Leah: She’s being defiant! She’s a teenager! [Lilith then ignores her and turns back to Tiger Lily’s wrist but Lily suddenly punches Lilith square on the face, as Lilith falls backwards holding her nose. Lily then nips up to her feet and bounces to the ropes. Lilith then stands as blood trickles from her nose, Lily charges towards her but Lilith tries to counter with a back body drop. Lily cartwheels behind Lilith and grabs her by her neck, yanking her down across her knee, completing a modified backbreaker.] JLT: Ouch! [Lily then covers Lilith.] [1] [2] [Lilith gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Lilith’s got a whole lot better since she decided to go black. JLT: Well, I wouldn’t expect anything other than a racist comment from you, but she got her shoulder up! [Lily then tries to pull Lilith to her feet by releases she has no hair, Lily then climbs to the turnbuckle and props herself on the top rope. Lilith climbs to her feet and charges towards her, Lily meets her though by jumping forward and executing a DDT, planting Lilith straight into the canvas. Lily then rolls Lilith over and signals to the fans, she heads towards the corner and props herself on the top rope. She stands and signals for “Summer Lovin’”.] JLT: This could be over if she nails this! It won her the Askai Championship! Leah: I love watching her spin around too! [Lily then goes to leap but suddenly stops as Charmion begins to drag Lilith out of the way by her feet from under the bottom rope. Lily leaps down the turnbuckle and stands on the apron, opening her arms to question Charmion who shrugs at her. Lily then turns back to the ring as Lilith stands in the centre of the ring. Lily then leans back on the ropes and springboards into the ring, but Lilith catches her with a chokeslam and plants her in the canvas.] JLT: The classic move for every wrestling monster! Leah: Or laziness. [Lilith pins Lily, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Lily gets her shoulder up.] Leah: How did she do that?! JLT: Lily’s not a quitter. She’ll put up a big fight! [Lilith sets up, and wipes the blood from her nosebleed. Lilith then pulls Lily to her feet and tosses her into the corner. Lilith then props Lily on the top rope, Charmion is suddenly on the apron again and begins to say things to Lilith. Lilith then rolls her eyes and approaches her, she shoves Charmion off the apron as Charmion flies through the end and lands on the padded floor on the outside.] JLT: That was her own daughter! Leah: It’s how children should be disciplined! [Lilith then turns back to Lily and walks towards her but Lily suddenly swings her feet up to stand on the top turnbuckle and leaps forward with a 450 splash “Summer Lovin’” connecting to the standing Demon Goddess. Lily then stands on her position on top of Lilith as the referee counts the pin.] JLT: That totally caught her off guard! Leah: Lily is such a health and safety risk! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner…TIGER LILY!!! [Lily then rolls off the cover and stands to her feet, with a smile on her face. She joyfully accepts the Askai Championship from the referee, as the referee raises her arm in the air. Lily then smiles and runs to the turnbuckle, climbing on top of it and dancing with her championship to the sounds of Madonna.] JLT: Lily won! Leah: Again! [Lilith lies on the canvas, with her eyes closed as Charmion crawls in the ring and approaches her. Charmion then pulls out a tissue from her pants and begins to dab the blood around Lilith’s nose, Lilith slaps her away and sits up, shooting Charmion an aggressive look. Lilith then shakes her head as Lily skips out of the ring and runs up the ramp, slapping the fans hands as she makes her exit.] JLT: It looks like mother-daughter relations are getting sour, but who cares. I guess you were right about Charmion’s interference! Leah: I am always right. JLT: No, you’re not. Leah: You’re wrong. [We cut backstage to see Vixen walking backstage, she suddenly stops and frowns heavily. The camera spins around to see what she’s looking at, as we see Aphrodite with a distraught expression on her face, Ruby holding her nail and wearing a protective mask and Holly Wentz handing her a brush file. Aphrodite lightly sobs.] Vixen: Did you break a nail? [Aphrodite then begins to sob even more as she shakes her head ‘Yes’. Vixen shakes her head in disbelief and continues to walk. This time she sees Holly Wentz carrying a tray of coffee, when she trips over a step and falls forward, the hot coffee splashing everywhere as Holly becomes doused in hot brown liquid and begins to scream.] [Vixen then shakes her head again, as the serious athlete continues down the corridor. She approaches her dressing room as her manager Claudette Waggenbach exits and the two smile at each other.] Vixen: It’s good to be back. That was a tribute to the amazing Fabulous One. Katia will return to Divas Unleashed in June. I know you'll all miss her. She's off to musically own the world. Standard Match Vixen vs. Yuku Shiro JLT: Next up we have Vixen wrestling against Yuku Shiro in singles action, and I sure as hell am hyped for this match. We’re going to see two of arguably the finest athletes in Divas Unleashed go head to head in the centre of that very ring! Leah: Yeah, it’s just a shame Vixen is devoid a personality and Yuku Shiro is stuck up her own ass. Actually, it’s not! It just makes the experience of watching them destroy each other even more enjoyable! JLT: Well, I don’t think these women really have any ‘beef’ with each other. They seem to have avoided paths, so I hope we get a nice, clean wrestling match! Leah: Ugh! Boring! JLT: What? Leah: That sounds so dull, I want blood and guts! I want someone’s eyeballs to be ripped out and someone’s head shaved! ["Crush" by Garbage hits over the PA system, and the audience are stunned silent. Strobe lights fill and encompass every square foot of the arena, the crowd's anticipation reaching a fever pitch. As the song reaches a creshendo and the hard-hitting chorus begins, pyros explode at the top of the ramp, and Vixen emerges from behind the curtain. The strobe lights continue to flash as Vixen makes her way to ring, recieving a somewhat mixed reaction from the fans - some love her, some clearly despise her. Her mind fixed on the match, she doesn't interact with or seem to notice the fans as she makes her way to the ring, nor does she play any sexual teases with the fans as she enters the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Essex, England and weighing in at 125lbs, she's accompanied to the ring by Claudette Waggenbach...VIXEN!!! ["Invincible" by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system bringing the fans to their feet as Yuku steps out onto the ramp way and looks around; after soaking in the cheers of the fans she tenses up and heads to the ring with a determined look on her face. Yuku nearing the ring hops on the apron, and looks around again before catapulting herself over the top ropes into the ring. Once in the ring she walks over to a turnbuckle climbing the second rope and slowly raises her fist into the air as the fans cheer her on. Shiro taking in the crowd one more time hops down, and proceeds to bounces off the ropes as she warms up for her match.] John Roe: Her opponent; hailing from Tokyo, Japan, she weighs in at 150lbs, Lady Fist herself...YUKU SHIRO!!! [The referee calls for the bell as Vixen and Yuku Shiro circle each other. They tie-up, with Vixen pulling Yuku into a headlock. Yuku tries to counter by executing a back suplex but Vixen rolls backwards and lands on her feet behind Yuku. Vixen then grabs Yuku’s head and yanks her down into the canvas with a neckbreaker.] [Vixen quickly rolls to her as Yuku rises, holding her neck slightly. Vixen then runs towards Yuku and hops her on her shoulders, attempting to execute a hurricanrana but Yuku counters with a powerbomb sending Vixen straight into the canvas. Yuku then stands, holding Vixen’s legs and drags her across the ring to the corner.] [Yuku tries to pull Vixen up by her legs but Vixen boots Yuku in the face, sending her falling back into the corner. Vixen then hops to her feet and begins to nail the corner-bound Shiro with rights to the face, Vixen props Yuku on the top rope and climbs up with her. Vixen stands Yuku up and slaps her across the face, as Yuku tilters from falling off. Vixen turns to face the ring and grabs Yuku’s head in a stunner position.] JLT: This looks dangerous! Leah: It looks fun! [Vixen leaps forward into the ring but Yuku counters mid-air, turning the stunner into a reverse x-factor as both women smash into the canvas. Yuku then leans over Vixen’s body and pulls up her leg, pinning her. The referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [Vixen gets her shoulder up.] [Yuku then stands over Vixen and crouches, waiting for the Brit to rise. Vixen does as Yuku charges towards her, Vixen leaps into the air with a leapfrog as Yuku heads for a corner. Yuku manages to counter by leaping onto the turnbuckle, she spins around and leaps towards Vixen and locks in a blockbuster to take her down to the canvas. Yuku covers Vixen once again.] [1] [2] [Vixen kicks out.] JLT: Vixen isn’t going to give up easily, especially on her return match! Leah: She should just give up now. Yuku Shiro is a force! [Yuku then sits up, looking shocked at Vixen kicking out of her pin. Yuku then moves herself to be at Vixen’s head, and tries to lock in a dragon sleeper hold. Vixen manages to counter, using her body strength to pull her legs up and wrap around the throat of Yuku. Yuku abandons her dragon sleeper attempt and begins to stand with Vixen’s legs wrapped around her throat, choking her.] Leah: You just know all the autoerotic asphyxiation people are totally getting off on this action! [Vixen then uses her arm strength to push up on the canvas and begins to crawl towards the ropes. Vixen reaches the ropes and tries to spring herself up but Yuku Shiro counters by lifting Vixen into the air, Vixen then counters the counter and drops the canvas, executing a head scissors to send Yuku Shiro tumbling out of the ring.] [Yuku hits the floor on the outside as Vixen brushes herself down. Vixen then stands poised at the ropes as Lady Fist finds her feet. Yuku then looks up at Vixen who leaps onto the top rope and out towards her with a shooting star press, connecting perfectly and knocking both women down to the padded floor.] JLT: Whoa! Did you see that? Leah: Vixen took a huge risk! It looked like it paid off! [Both women lie on the floor for several minutes as the referee slides out of the ring to check on them. Both women then begin to stir at the same time, Yuku is first to her feet and grabs Vixen by her hair and rams her head into the apron. Yuku then whips Vixen towards the steel steps but Vixen counters and leaps onto them instead. Vixen then executes a moonsault from the steel steps.] [Yuku steps backwards from the moonsault as Vixen lands on her feet inches in front of her. Yuku then grabs Vixen’s head and pulls her into a dragon sleeper, Yuku then signals to the crowd and hoists Vixen into the air and drives her down into the floor with her “Life Hammer” finisher.] JLT: Yuku just nailed her finisher on the outside of the ring! That has to hurt! There’s no give with that floor! Leah: Haha, maximum pain! [Yuku then scoops up Vixen’s limp body and rolls her into the ring. Yuku smirks as she then follows the Essex diva into the ring, Yuku then lies on top of Vixen for a cover. The referee counts.] [1] [2] [Vixen gets her foot on the rope.] JLT: How did she do that? I thought she was dead! Leah: You always think wrong things! [Yuku looks on with shock on her face and then stands and drags Vixen to the centre of the ring. Yuku then drops to a cover once again.] Leah: If at first you don’t succeed… [1] [2] [Vixen gets her shoulder up.] JLT: She broke out of the pin again! Leah: Do you think Vixen is secretly Wonder Woman? [Yuku looks down at Vixen with even more disbelief, Yuku then stands and places her hands on her hips. She gives the referee a stern look as he shrugs at her, Yuku then shakes her head. Yuku approaches Vixen and begins to stomp on her head.] [Yuku then tries to boot Vixen in the face but Vixen catches her foot and Vixen uses her own leg to swipe Yuku’s, sending Yuku falling down to the canvas. Vixen stands, and shakes off the effects of the Life Hammer. Vixen holds onto Yuku’s foot, as Yuku tries to boot her in the face with her other leg. Vixen then grabs that leg.] Leah: Vixen is good at catching things! I should throw darts at her! [Vixen then pulls Yuku up into a hanging position and locks in a styles clash style move, Vixen leaps forward, slamming Yuku into the canvas and completing her “Vix Crusher” finisher. Vixen then rolls over with Yuku neatly tucked into a pinning position as the referee counts.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It is! Leah: Vixen wins! John Roe: Here is your winner…VIXEN!!! [Vixen stands and raises her arms in the air, she heads to the top turnbuckle and poses for the fans, as cameras flash to take her picture. Yuku Shiro stirs on the canvas, sitting up and holding her head. Vixen then hops down from the turnbuckle and rolls out of the ring to celebrate with the audience.] JLT: Vixen picks up the victory! What a way to top off the night! Leah: Yuku looks pissed! [We see Yuku standing in the ring with her hands on her hips, a blank expression on her face as she watches Vixen celebrating. Yuku then shakes her head and the camera cuts back to the rejoicing Vixen. Exile fades off air as we see Vixen smiling with the Seattle fans.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Karlee and Paul and anybody else for helping out with the show! I hope you all enjoyed the show, I thought it turned out quite alright myself! This is a short epilogue, I don't have much to say. Next weeks show promises to be pretty good too! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-