Friday December 15th 2006
United Center, Chicago, Illinois

[We cut into the holiday-themed arena and the fans are on their feet, cheering, thrusting their signs into the air. The stage has been covered in fake snow, with a large Christmas tree at one end with dozens of presents underneath. The theme to Exile has sleigh bells playing over it, as the graphics for Exile are draped in snow and holly. The camera pans around the arena to see the signs held by the fans, with many of the loyal DU followers wearing red Xmas hats. “Jingle Bells, Katima Smells!”, “Stop Here Santa!” and “Merry Konmas!” are just a select few. The audience cheers as we pan around the audience once more before we cut to JLT and Leah at ringside. They're dressed in casual attire with Jamie wearing a red santa hat and Leah wearing a green elf one, Leah has a sulk on her face.] JLT: Hello everyone and welcome to a very special festive edition of Exile, coming to you live! We've got an awesome show coming up for you tonight, it's a one of a kind! I'm JLT and I'm joined as always my occasional friend, Leah. How are you tonight, Lee-lee? Leah: I hate this season, and why does DU have to shove it down our throats?! JLT: It's all about having fun, you should let yourself and enjoy it! Leah: Yeah, enjoy all the annoyingness of hearing those hideous Christmas songs on the radio non-stop and having to buy presents for people I despise, then come Christmas day having to open them and put on a fake smile, pretending I love the people I'm with and I adore their shit worthless piece of crap presents! UGH! It makes me so MAD! JLT: Well, you just calm down. Tonight we have a great line-up of matches, our main event features Ma- Leah: You know what Jamie, let's not even discuss the matches! Let's talk about Santa Claus and how he's a big fat faker. That's right, all you bad parents who let your under 10s watch DU are paying the price now, Santa is not real, kids! JLT: Shhh, he is! There's kids in the ring, they can probably hear you! Santa is dropping by later, I think! Leah: Oh he is not, it was supposed to be Charmion dressed up in a suit but she and Ashley have hernias! Christmas is ruined! XMAS IS OVER! JLT: What is with you? Did someone piss in your coffee? Leah: That's the sort of you thing you would do, you lesbian! JLT: Don't be rude! Leah: Oh shut up, let's just get this show started. The sooner this show and this season is over the better. JLT: Leah, it tis the season to be gorgeous! Leah: Shove it up your arse! [The camera cuts to the ring which has been specially revamped for the Christmas season. The ropes have been wrapped in holly and the ring mat has been covered with red and white carpet, there is a small Christmas tree in the corner of the ring and little elvs perch on the apron as the ring looks like a wrestling version of Santa’s grotto.] [In the ring sits the mothers of Divas Unleashed, taking their kids to see Santa Claus. Yuku Shiro sits with Sakura on her lap, guarding her from the other children and whispering in her ear. Amanda Kauffman has her two children, Michelle and Ryan and tries to keep them from fighting with each other. Felicity sits with Ashley on her lap, she sneers across the ring as directly opposite her sits Crystal Hilton with Brittany Williams. Crystal sneers back and shakes her head.] [The divas and their children await the arrival of Santa Claus, the kids look excited and clap their hands. All of a sudden, “Alone In My Room” by Skin blasts into the arena. Lilith walks out from the back with a demonic smile on her face, her title belt loosely clutched in one hand. She struts towards the ring, as the mothers grab their children and roll out of the ring with them, pulling them to safety.] [Lilith brushes past them and walks into the ring, she snatches a microphone from John Roe and drops to her knees, leaning back and looking up into the air and screaming at the top of her lungs. The loud noise causes Tyler Kauffman to cry, as Amanda walks backstage with him, comforting him. Lilith shoots the crying child a dirty look.] Lilith: You were all expecting Santa but guess what! There is no Santa! Santa is dead! I killed him! Santa is dead, no presents for you this year! [The mothers suddenly shield their child’s ears from these harsh lies and leave the ringside area, Lilith chuckles into the microphone as they leave. She then leaps to her feet, uttering an orgasmic squeal into her microphone.] Lilith: Yeah, yeah, you all thought I couldn’t do it but I did! I’m the champion! I’m in power, you’re all under my control now! I can do whatever the hell I want, there’s no playing by the rules to not fuck up my chances of this title! I’ve achieved the first step in my master plan, Lilith is in control now, things are going to change! Lilith: This is going to be fun, I can barely contain my excitement. Those children out here looked so appetizing. I need to eat double now, in this condition. I’d love to just break one of their little necks, it would be so fun. The expression on their lifeless face is such a good sight, the mixture of shock, pain and terror. It’s bliss. [Lilith smiles, licking her lips.] Lilith: Oooh, I’m getting so wet thinking about so let’s move onto to what’s going to hap- [Lilith’s speech is interrupted by the sounds of Nelly as Blonde Ambition skip out onto the stage. Carley, Courtney and Lily stand at the top of the stage, they all stand with superhero posers, looking around the arena. Lilith stands with an annoyed expression, like she’s just had a stroke.] [Carley then leads the way to the ring, walking like Vince McMahon. A cross between too much horseback riding and kicking water off her shoes, she has his expression as the crowd members laugh. She’s followed to the ring by her fellow teammates, Lilith tries to silence the laughter by shooting evil stares to the people chuckling. Carley wipes her shoes on the ring and mimics VKM, she walks into the ring, taking a big step to lift her leg over the second rope and finally into the ring.] [Lilith immediately walks towards her and tries to grab her by the throat but Courtney and Lily stand in a fighting pose, Lilith backs off as Carley takes a microphone out from her cleavage. It’s bright pink, Carley looks around the arena who cheer her and leaps up and down with excitement.] Carley: Okay Lilykins, we are tired of you coming out and boring us with your big bad evil self! We no likey your chatty! I’m the Diva of the Month, yippie! I’m the one who gets to tell all of the peoples what to do! YAY! [Carley then holds out her hand to Courtney who hands her a pair of pink rimmed glasses whch she places on the tip of her nose causing the audience to giggle once more. Lily then hands Carley a piece of pink paper. Carley holds the piece of paper up trying to look important.] Carley: “Ahmem” As diva of the month I say everyone must wear the only true in color, the new black, the new orange, PINK!!! Like pink clothes and stuff!! [Carley looks over at Leah and JLT at ringside and waves at them.] Carley: Oh don’t worry wrestling-announcer-people, you can wear pink too!! Ooh and and bloo has to dye her hair pink!! It’ll be totally funzie!! [Lilith suddenly grabs Carley by the throat, wrapping her wrist around her neck. Carley’s voice is cut off as Lilith sneers at her.] Lilith: Get out of my ring! [Carley looks scared but Tiger Lily snatches the microphone from Lilith’s hand and speaks to her, placing a hand on her hip. Lilith frowns.] Tiger Lily: If Carley wants things pink, then they’re going to be pink, whether you like it or not! [Lilith then shoves Carley to the ground by her throat, Lilith then turns to Lily as both women stand up to each other, Lily looking up at Lilith. Lilith then strikes Lily in the face, knocking her to the canvas. Courtney Monroe then runs towards Lilith and leaps onto her, trying to hit her in the face but Lilith catches her in a bearhug type move. Lily finds her feet as Lilith shoves Courtney backwards and into Lily, as they land on top of her each other.] [Lilith turns and tries to pick up her microphone but Carley has found her feet and dropkicks Lilith in the back, sending her stumbling forward and landing on the bottom turnbuckle. Lilith rolls over as Carley then begins to smile and leap up and down. She runs towards Lilith, attempting a bronco buster but Lilith’s hand reaches out and grabs her by the throat, lifting her into the air and standing up with her in her hand. She slams her down into the canvas with a sit-down powerbomb.] [Courtney and Lily run towards Lilith but Lilith grabs them by the throat and chokeslams them into the canvas with a double chokeslam. Lilith then looks enraged as she looks at the fallen Blonde Ambition, she has a demonic stare and her eyes glaze over like she can’t see properly. She rolls out of the ring and walks backstage, holding her stomach.] JLT: What was that about? Lilith just attacked Blonde Ambition just because they wanted everything to be pink! Leah: They got way back, this isn’t something new. Anyways, no, they interrupted her and then Carley annoyed the hell out of everyone by being all “yippie!”, they had it coming! Little Ms. Santa Claus Match Christy Chaos vs. Janine Johnson vs. Meggie JLT: We were supposed to have four women competing in this match but apparently Faye Gossamar has come down with a mysterious disease and pulled out of the match? Leah: It wasn’t me. JLT: I know, so now we’ve got a triple threat match. Christy Chaos, Janine Johnson and Meggie all vying for their first victory in Divas Unleashed. I’m looking forward to this, I always love watching new talent showcase what they can do! Leah: Yeah, I like the wondering. You know, wondering about who they blew to get the job. JLT: Leah! Leah: Wait, that’s only if they suck! If they’re good they probably got it on their talent but people like Aphrodite, hello, I’m sure she gave someone a blow by blow account of her abilities, if you get my drift! JLT: I do, and it’s vile! [The Lights slowly dim down as the arena goes silent. Then "Just Like You" by Three Days Grace kicks on and the crowd jumps up. Pink and Baby Blue Lights start flashing over the Entrance Stage and freeze at the curtains, just then Christy Steps threw getting which draws a cheer from the crowd. She smirks and stops center stage, with one hand on her hip and one hand holding up a fist in the air she poses, wearing a sexy Santa outfit. Her outfit consists of red trimbreakers and a red and white top, with fluffy white snow around it. She has tinsel in her hair and right on cue Baby Blue and Hot Pink Flames shoot off behind her. She continues down the ramp slapping fans hands. She slides into the ring and hopes on the turnbukle posing for the crowd, before hoping down and pacing around the ring as her music dies down.] John Roe: The following contest is a Little Ms. Santa match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Kansas City, Missouri, at a weight of 135lbs..."CHARISMATIC" CHRISTY CHAOS!!! ["Papercut (Reanimantion Remix)" by Linkin Park hits as the lights dim. Randomly colored strobe lights move through the crowd as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson emerges through the smoke and immediately recieves cheers. Her father, the USWF X-Treme Champion known as "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson, walks out and stands beside her patting the title around his waist. They both raise their arms and huge red pyros go off behind them. Janine's dressed in a silky red top with a fluffy white outing and red shorts, modifying her attire to fit the Xmas spirit. They head to the ring, both giving high fives to fans in the front row. Janine rolls into the ring while her father stands in her corner, clapping for her. Janine climbs the turnbuckles and raises her arms before doing a backflip off the top and landing on her feet. The lights return to normal as Janine prepares for her match.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 132lbs, she is accompanied to the ring by Aaron Johnson...JANINE JOHNSON!!! [As the sound of The NCIS theme hits over the P.A. a pair of silver sparkling pyro's shoot into the air. A Blonde Beauty comes out from behind the curtain hiding behind the glittery pyro's. As the Pyro's end the diva blows a kiss as she then flips her hair and throws her hands onto her hips and then begins skipping down to the ring. She's dressed in a red skirt with tinsel around the bottom and a t-shirt with Santa's face on it. She runs on both sides of the ramp high fiving every fan she passes by then she hops up onto the apron. She pauses as she turns and looks back to the titantron. She then takes her leg and holds on to the top rope she kicks off of the bottom rope and does a slow backflip over the top as her skirt falls, so that she looks sexy she then lands on her feet and then slides down into a split and throws her hands in the air again and then climbs up getting ready for her match.] John Roe: And finally, hailing from Swans Quarter, North Carolina; at a weight of 135lbs, accompanied to the ring by Kyle Maddison...MEGGIE!!! [Christy, Meggie and Janine all stand in their Santa outfits and Janine twirls to the audience, waving at them. This prompts Christy to run towards Meggie and leaps into the air with a running clothesline, knocking Meggie off her feet and into the mat. Christy pulls Meggie to her feet and calls out to Janine across the ring, Christy whips Meggie over as Janine catches her into a tilt-a-whirl slam. Meggie manages to counter however and nails a headscissors takedown to Janine, sending her out of the ring.] JLT: It’s hard having three women in a match, it makes it that much harder to win and I’m all three women want to kickstart their careers with a victory! Leah: Well, duh, they don’t wanna lose do they? [Janine’s father, Aaron, on the outside walks over to Janine and pats her on the back and rolls her back into the ring. Christy and Meggie tie-up as Meggie whips Christy into the corner, Meggie follows up with a clothesline. Meggie then nails Christy across the face before propping her on the top turnbuckle. Meggie goes to join Christy but spots Janine in the ring, Janine runs towards Meggie but Meggie leaps into the air with a dropkick, sending her into the mat.] [Meggie then turns back to Christy but Christy catches her, pulling her into a tornado DDT from the top rope, slamming Meggie face first into the canvas. Christy then rolls Meggie over and climbs to the top rope once more, leaping back with a moonsault, connecting to the body of Meggie and hooking her leg for a cover.] JLT: This could be it! She nailed that moonsault! [1] [2] [Janine breaks up the count.] JLT: Janine’s a second generation superstar, her dad is cheering her on and giving her advice and he’s done pretty well for himself! Leah: I love it when parents force their dreams on their children. [Janine pulls Christy to her feet and pulls her into a snap suplex, planting her in the mat. Janine then heads to the top rope, she waits for a few seconds by posing before leaping off with a ‘Swandive’ swanton bomb connecting to Christy.] JLT: What a move from Janine! [Janine rolls to her feet and turns to the crowd but Meggie comes from behind with a German suplex planting Janine in the centre of the ring. Meggie then runs to the top rope, she stands and shakes her ass to the crowd before turning to the ring and leaping with a sky twisting press “Angel’s Dust” finisher connecting to Janine.] Leah: Damn these women love to fly! JLT: I know, they’re really taking the high risks tonight, I’m impressed! [Meggie rolls Janine over for a cover.] [1] [2] [Christy pulls Meggie off the cover.] JLT: This is what I’m talking about, it could have been over if Christy wasn’t in this match! Leah: Christy has 3 C’s in her name, that’s a lot. I bet she’ll give me a headache while she’s in DU! [“Charismatic” Christy Chaos then nails Meggie with a fist to the face before bouncing to the ropes, Christy then leaps into the air as Meggie catches her legs. Christy pushes up from the mat and connects with a casadora bulldog to Meggie. Christy then drags Meggie towards the corner and drops a quick leg drop onto her.] JLT: Christy’s heading to the top rope once more! [Christy then heads to the top rope, she signals for her finisher and leaps from the top rope with a “Star Struck” shooting star press but Meggie rolls out of the way and Christy slams into the canvas. Meggie then heads over to Janine, Janine swings at her with a clothesline but Meggie ducks. Meggie then yanks at Janine’s Santa outfit, trying to pull it off.] Leah: Here we go, trashy time! [Meggie rips the top of the outfit away from Janine, as Janine is left standing in a bra. Janine looks shocked but the fans cheer her, Janine then shrugs and embraces her new exposed chest and waves to the audience. Aaron Johnson looks horrified at ringside.] Leah: What does Meggie think this is? WWE? JLT: Janine’s dad didn’t look too thrilled that Meggie tore Janine’s outfit off! Leah: He’s just annoyed his daughter is a ho. [Meggie comes from behind to Janine, attempting to nail a bulldog-style move but Janine ducks. Janine grabs Meggie by her hair and tosses her over the top rope to the outside of the ring, Janine turns to Christy. Christy runs towards Janine and hops on her shoulders, swinging over her to execute a floatover DDT.] JLT: Nice move! [Christy then rolls Janine over and heads to the top rope once again, she climbs to the top and signals to the fans but Meggie leaps onto the apron from the outside and shoves Christy off the top rope, Christy falls sideways, falling from the top turnbuckle to the padded floor on the outside of the ring.] Leah: Now that’s called flying. Gravity owned her ass! [Janine climbs to her feet, holding her head. She turns as Meggie leaps from the top rope with a sky twisting press “Angel’s Dust”, connecting to the body of Janine as both women crash into the canvas. Meggie lands in a cover, hooking both of Janine’s legs as the referee counts.] JLT: She slammed into Janine, this has to be it! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It is! John Roe: Here is your winner…MEGGIE!!! [Meggie rolls off Janine and climbs to her feet, she smiles widely as she reaches her arms in the air. She rolls out of the ring and walks towards her boyfriend Kyle and hugs him, the two sharing a kiss. He lifts her onto his shoulders as Meggie begins to celebrate. Christy Chaos watches Meggie celebrating and looks shocked and annoyed.] JLT: Meggie picks up the victory, I feel sorry for the other two but they did look very promising! I hope all three women stick around in Divas Unleashed, I think they’ll go far! Leah: Yeah, a shower will take away the shame of losing, especially to THAT thing Meggie. Her name is so annoyingly cute and cuddly, it makes me sick. [Aaron Johnson climbs into the ring, he removes his jacket and covers his daughter’s chest and tends to her. Meggie continues to celebrate on the outside, she leaps into the crowd as the crowd cheer her on.] JLT: Meggie seems popular but also slightly ditzy! I don’t understand why the fans love ditzy people so much! Leah: Because they can relate to them! [Shayla Walker is talking to Holly Wentz, Ashley and Charmion at Shayla's birthday party backstage. All four are eating chocolate birthday cake.] Ashley: Well you're now an adult. Welcome to adulthood Shayla. Shayla: Thanks Ashley. Though I'm a bit disappointed that I only accomplished two of the intended goals I set in DU during my two years. Charmion: Ah you broke two records. That is good enough Shayla. You did good those two years. Shayla: (frowns) Yeah but I really wanted to break three records. Ashley: Still you did great and you'll do great tonight. Shayla: Knowing Amanda and mine records for losing matches against people we can easily beat. That doesn't sound to comforting. Holly: Stop being so clum. You're going to win tonight. I just know it. [Amanda walks into the room. Getting Shayla's attention.] Amanda: Your match is going to begin in a little bit. You better get ready. [Shayla finishes off the last of her cake and throws the plate and fork into a nearby trashcan.] Shayla:Wish me luck. Everyone: Good luck! [Once Shayla is out of hearing distance, Ashley turns to the other two.] Ashley: Do you honestly thinks she's going to win? Charmion: Hell no. I hate to see her disappointed with a loss on her birthday. So I had to cheer her up. Hopefully she won't take the loss to hard. Santa’s Sleigh Match Jennifer Collins vs. Shayla Walker JLT: We have the first ever Santa’s Sleigh match which should be very interesting, Jennifer Collins and Shayla Walker set for one on one action. Are you happy to see the reindeer, Leah? Leah: No. JLT: Not even a little bit? Leah: No. JLT: Well, you’re a spoil sport. Santa’s waiting in the parking lot with his sleigh, ready to deliver loads of presents with either Jennifer or Shayla but before he does, both women are going to have to fight it out! This is almost like a casket match except with a sleigh! Leah: Your peachy attitude makes me sick! John Roe: The following match is the first-ever Santa’s Sleigh match. The object of the match is to get your opponent into the sleigh in the parking lot and have the reindeers pull them away. The person who remains in the parking lot and isn’t flown into the magical skies is the winner! ["Love on the Rocks" by The Darkness begins to play. The fans begin to cheer. Jennifer Collins steps out from behind the black curtain with her arms raised and The Drummer, her boyfriend and manager, steps out behidn her... applauding. Jennifer heads down to the ring closely followed by Drummer, who gets his fair share of cheers from the fans... being a ten time champion and eleven time tag team champion.] John Roe: Introducing first, hailing from Seattle, Washington; at a weight of 135lbs, accompanied to the ring by Drummer...JENNIFER COLLINS!!! ["Boom" by P.O.D. begins to blue fireworks at the entrance. Shayla Walker walks down to the ring with Dame Barbara at her side. Shayla hugs Barbara before climing into the ring and standing in her corner.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Barberton, Ohio; at a weight of 112lbs...SHAYLA WALKER!!! [Jennifer and Drummer stand in the centre of the ring, cuddling each other as Drummer whispers good luck in her ear. The referee calls for the bell as Shayla Walker immediately runs and leaps into the air with a clothesline, knocking the lovestruck Jennifer into the canvas. Shayla straddles Jennifer and begins to nail her in the forehead with rights and lefts, Shayla then pulls Jennifer to her feet and whips her into the corner. Shayla follows up with a handspring elbow, connecting to the face of Jennifer.] [Jennifer stumbles forwards as Shayla climbs to the top rope, perching on the top. Jennifer turns around as Shayla leaps with a hurricanrana, connecting to Jennifer and sending her tumbling out of the ring. Drummer walks over to Jennifer and consoles her, Jennifer brushes past him as Shayla slides out of the ring, Jennifer nails her with a shot to the face and shoves her backwards into the ring post. Shayla falls to the floor and holds her back.] [Jennifer then turns and makes her way up the ramp, walking fast and looking back at Shayla, heading towards the backstage area. Shayla finds her feet, holding her back and begins to chase after Jennifer.] Leah: Look at the way Drummer is escorting Jennifer, he really needs to BACK THE HELL OFF! JLT: He’s just affectionate. Leah: His chick is wrestling, she doesn’t need him buzzing around her, giving her smooches all the time! [Drummer moves away as Shayla charges up to the ramp and towards Jen at the top of the stage. Jennifer catches the charging Shayla, hoisting her into the air and planting her down on the stage with a spinebuster. Jennifer then scoops Shayla up and walks to a side of the stage, slamming Shayla into the fake snow. Jennifer then calls Drummer over and the two begin to cover Shayla in the snow, trying to bury her alive.] JLT: This is crazy, Jennifer is burying Shayla in fake snow! Leah: Sports entertainment at it’s best! [Shayla tries to fight out of it, crawling away from the snow and wiping it from her eyes. Jennifer then turns and darts backstage, Drummer follows her. Shayla stands and looks around, frowning. Shayla then walks backstage towards the entrance, she walks down the steps and into the backstage area when of a sudden Jennifer comes from behind with a wooden stick to the back. Shayla falls to the canvas and holds her back, Jennifer then tries to grab a hold of Shayla’s legs but Shayla shoves her away, booting her in the face.] [Shayla climbs to her feet and spears Jennifer into a crate, snapping her back over the edge. Shayla then grabs her hair and rams her head into the metal crate, her face full of aggression. Jennifer tries to fight back and swings for Shayla but Shayla ducks and Jennifer spins around. Shayla grabs Jennifer in a back suplex and hoists her into the air, dropping her on top of the crates. Jennifer falls sideways and down to the side of the crate as Shayla then runs off.] JLT: This is more of a goose chase than a wrestling match! Leah: Well duh, the object is to put another person in Santa’s Sleigh? It’s hardly ROH is it? [Drummer looks shocked and helps Jennifer out of the crates, propping her on her feet. Jennifer then runs after Shayla down the corridor, Jennifer looks into the distance but Shayla appears to have vanished. Jennifer runs past a door when all of a sudden a foot is put out into the hallway, Jennifer trips on it and falls to the floor. Shayla then leaps into the air and lands with two feet on the back of Jennifer’s neck, slamming her head into the canvas. Shayla then continues to run.] [Shayla reaches the parking lot with Jennifer in pursuit a fair few steps behind, Shayla walks out onto the tarmac and spots the sleigh with Santa sitting it. The sleigh has reindeers standing in front of it, with the reindeer at the front wearing a red clip-on nose. The sleigh is bright red, with green engraving’s and a small door to enter/exit from. Shayla tries to continue running but slips on the icy ground, hitting her head on the tarmac. Jennifer catches her up and slides on the ice, she glides up to Shayla and drops to the floor, nailing her with an elbow drop to the face.] [Both women lie on the tarmac for seconds as Santa begins to ring his bell from the sleigh, as the reindeers stand all ready to go. The women stir as Shayla pulls Jennifer into a powerbomb position, Shayla tries to hoist her into the air but with the icy floor, she abandons the move. Shayla then twists Jennifer’s arm around and tries to pull her into a DDT but Jennifer counters and nails a fireman’s carry. Shayla lands on her feet and turns around as Jennifer meets her in the face with a superkick.] [Jennifer smiles and grabs Shayla’s ankle and begins to drag her towards the sleigh, with Shayla sliding easily across the floor of the parking lot. Some fans which have crashed the arena cheer her on from the sideline, Jennifer then reaches the sleigh and waves to Santa. Santa waves back and shouts “Ho! Ho! Ho!” at her. Jennifer ignores him and scoops Shayla into her arms, picking her up in like a bearhug and tries to prop her gently into the seat of the sleigh.] JLT: It looks like it’s over! [All of a sudden Shayla bites Jennifer’s ear and Jennifer releases her grip of Shayla and screams out. Shayla lands on the sleigh’s seat and grabs Jennifer’s head, pulling her into a face lock and leaping forward into the air, spinning Jennifer around and planting her in the concrete floor with a tornado DDT.] Leah: Jennifer’s skull could have cracked! [Both women lie on the concrete, as Shayla wipes her face from the snow and the coldness of the evening. She sits up and pulls Jennifer to her feet by her hair. Shayla tries to shove Jennifer into the sleigh but Jennifer refuses, acting like a cat and putting her leg up to stop Shayla. Shayla then knees her in the gut and tries to push her back into the sleigh once more.] [Suddenly Drummer comes from behind with a waistlock on Shayla, hugging her from behind and distracting her. Shayla tries to kick him away but he has a tight grip, Jennifer manages to free herself and grabs Shayla by her head and rams it into the side of the sleigh. Shayla falls forward as Jennifer tosses her into Santa’s lap, as her head lands in a comprising position.] [Jennifer then closes the door to the sleigh and shouts to Santa, Santa nods back. Santa then pulls his whips back into the air and whips the two reindeer at the back, the reindeer begin to move forward, forcing the reindeer in front to move. The sleigh begins to move, as the reindeer pick up speed. Jennifer stands and watches as Santa looks over his shoulder and waves at her, the sleigh is pulled out of the parking lot with Santa chanting.] JLT: Jennifer’s won! Shayla’s being pulled away! Leah: Carted away to the loser home more like, what a bad birthday! [The referee raises Jennifer’s arm in the air.] John Roe: Here is your winner…JENNIFER COLLINS!!! [Jennifer turns and hugs Drummer as the two kiss, Shayla is seen in the distance holding on the back of the sleigh shouting towards the arena, as it’s pulled out onto the main road. Jennifer ignores her and continues to make out with her boyfriend, with a victory under her belt. We cut back to the ringside area.] JLT: What a match, it was crazy! Jennifer come out with the victory, that should make her Christmas break even sweeter! Leah: I don’t really need to see them making out though. Yeah, we know you love each other, now GET A ROOM! [Samurai Showdown by RZA blasts from the PA system as Yuku Shiro steps out onto the ramp way in a black tie top, black spandex lycra pants, black Timberland boots, and matching leather forearm straps on each arm. Her hair is done in an Anime Samurai style due she heads to the ring with a half smile on her face as the crowd erupts.] JLT: All most a full week away from Passion and Warfare which not only gave us a new Divas Unleashed Champion, but also a #1 Contender as well! Leah: What the fuck is up with this bitch? JLT: Excuse me? Leah: On Sunday she was comin out to white ass Pat Benatar, now she comin out here to RZA, what she hard for the streets now? JLT: Maybe she likes a long range of music. Leah: Maybe it’s like Nas said, HIP HOP IS DEAD, and bitches like this is killing it. JLT: Okay Miss Militant, anyway Yuku will face the Queen of Hades herself our 10th reigning Unleashed Champion for the shot at the title. Leah: You know my ass will be rootin for Lilith to retain. JLT: You’re just rooting for her, because she’s black. Leah: And what bitch? JLT: That’s reverse racism. Leah: You have to have POWER to be a racist bitch, I’m a bigot. JLT: OKAY. [Yuku hops on the apron, dips into the ring, and asks for a microphone as she hops on the second ropes of a turnbuckle looking out into the crowd. She hops back down, and waits for her music to die down.] Yuku Shiro: Passion and Warfare this Sunday pitted me against some of the most up and coming Divas in this company, all hungry to be in the spot that I’m in right now, but in the end when the smoke cleared, and the bodies cleared, I stood tall. [Crowd erupts.] Leah: Here comes the ass kissing, bitch must be mad flexible. JLT: No comment. Yuku Shiro: But despite being the number one contender to the Unleashed title, I have realized that I am FAR from the mountain top, and ahead of me is probably one of the most difficult and most dangerous climbs in my career back to the top. Because waiting for me is not just the current Unleashed Champion, the current Queen of the Mountain, waiting for me at the top is the Queen of Hades herself. Leah: Damn right. Yuku Shiro: And I have to say, for the first time in my career, I don’t have a smart comment, or remark for Lilith, for the first time in my career I can’t come out here, and guarantee a victory over our current Unleashed Champion if and when we meet. JLT: Whoa, say what? Leah: Is this bitch sayin she’s shook? Yuku Shiro: With 4 inches and a good hundred pounds over me, Lilith beat me in the FIRST round of the Unleashed tournament, then went on to dominate all the way to the belt, she currently holds both that and the tag titles, and mind you she did all of that in ONE NIGHT...if there ever was a MONSTER of DU it would be our current Unleashed Champion hands down, you see, when you’ve been in this business long enough, you get to see things for the way they are, despite the arrogance you learn to give respect where respect is due, and know what your limits are, so, I think, I’m going to go in the back, and think about this for a spell, contemplate what I’m really getting myself into, you folks enjoy the show. [Samurai Showdown by RZA blasts from the PA system as Yuku Shiro with a half smile on her face tosses the microphone; and proceeds to exit the ring as mixed reactions erupt from the crowd not sure what to make of what she just said.] JLT: What just happened there? Leah: The bitch is SHOOK! Shiro is scared of Lilith! JLT: Not possible, Yuku isn’t afraid of anyone. Leah: The bitch is SHOOK I tell you; look at the yellow running down her back to her ass! JLT: Folks, I don’t know what to make of this, other then my partner here enjoying every bit of it, but we will have more action coming up after this. Winter Wonderland Match Bloo & Jinx vs. Carley & Courtney Monroe vs. KibbyD & Krysta Taylor JLT: We’ve got the first ever Winter Wonderland match next Leah, and I’m excited. The divas aren’t in the area, they’re at a field somewhere south of the arena with a referee! This should prove to be pretty interesting! Leah: It will, I can’t wait for all women to get seriously injured, that would be a wonderful Christmas present for me! JLT: Don’t be rude, Krysta Taylor is wrestling in this match as ‘punishment’ for screwing up while she was in charge, she’s teaming with KibbyD. I think Kibby is happy to have her a partner though, they seem alike! Leah: Yeah, Paris Hilton Lite and Jenna Jameson Lite. Perfect match! [The camera cuts to an outside location, as the cold air is visible be seen as the divas breath out smoke bubbles. The six women stand in a field, with an ice lake in the centre. Bloo and Jinx stand in barely any clothes, at one with nature, with their skin having goosebumps from the cold. Carley and Courtney have bright pink suits on which resemble ski suits, they move in the snow, making patterns with their feet. KibbyD and Krysta stand in fashionable outfits, Kibby has a long black coat with a stylish belt buckle while Krysta is wearing something similar and has an angry look on her face.] JLT: It sure does look cold out there! [Kibby talks to Krysta but Krysta ignores her and groans. The referee walks over to all teams and calls them to the centre.] Referee: Okay, this match begins when I blow my whistle. The usual wrestling rules apply, the winner is determined by submission or pinfall. [The referee blows his whistle as Bloo immediately spears KibbyD into the show, Kibby falls backwards as Jinx follows and begins to stomp on her. Bloo straddles Kibby and begins to grab snow and tries to force it into Kibby’s mouth, as Kibby tries to roll away.] [The Monroes stand staring at Krysta, Krysta stares blankly at them. Blonde Ambition then burst into giggle and fall back to the snow, lying in it and beginning to make angels with their body. Krysta rolls her eyes and folds her arms, shivering in the cold.] JLT: Krysta is not happy about being in this match, she should get involved, if she impresses people, she could get a title shot! Leah: What’s the point? If she opened her legs, she’d get one. I hope someone drops a bomb on this location because I hate all women in this match! JLT: Even Kibby? Leah: Especially her, stupid Paris wannabe! [Kibby shoves Bloo off her and rolls to her knees, spitting out the snow. Jinx runs towards Kibby but Kibby stands and nails a clothesline to her face, knocking her down. Kibby then calls out to Krysta but Krysta blanks her, Kibby walks towards Bloo but Bloo catches her in a drop toe hold, sending Kibby into the snow.] [Bloo climbs to her feet and looks at the Monroes having fun, she walks over to them and yanks Carley to her feet by her hair. Bloo nails her in the face with an elbow, Bloo then ducks behind Carley and nails a German suplex, holding the bridge as the referee counts.] JLT: We’ve got a cover! It’s hard to see the shoulders in the snow! The referee looks like he’s struggling! Leah: Well it’s retarded to have a match out there instead of in a wrestling ring! [1] [2] [Krysta breaks up the count.] JLT: Here’s Krysta! [Bloo stares at Krysta and Krysta waves at her but all of a sudden Krysta is speared into the floor by Courtney. Bloo then pulls Courtney off Krysta and tries to suplex her but Courtney counters, nailing a kick to the face of Bloo, sending her into the floor. Courtney then applauds herself and runs towards Bloo, nailing a cartwheel into an elbow drop.] Leah: That is a good move, even though I hate her, I have to admit that. [KibbyD has found her feet and grabs Jinx by her hair, Kibby begins to run in the snow, away from the rest of the group. Carley chases after them, as Krysta rolls her eyes and follows as well. Kibby heads to the lake, as she reaches the icey surface, she slips and lands, bashing her head. Jinx glides on the ice, sliding backwards and nails a standing moonsault.] JLT: That was inventive and so, so, so dangerous! Leah: Michelle Kwan better watch her back! [Jinx holds her position for a cover.] [1] [2] [Kibby gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Kibby can’t be that dumb, she remembered to break the pin. [Krysta stands with her arms folder, Kibby calls her over and the two join arms. They try to nail a double clothesline to Bloo but Bloo ducks and pulls them into a double DDT, slamming them into the ice. Bloo then looks around as she hears singing.] [Carley and Courtney are coming along in a small jet-ski style vehicle, with Carley singing “Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way!” at the top of her lungs. The sisters have a joyful look on their faces but all of a sudden they drive the vehicle into a mount of ice, and the vehicle stops, with Carley begin flung forward and landing smack on the ice.] Leah: Hahahaha! JLT: Leah! She could be really hurt! Leah: That’s what is so funny! [Courtney looks shocked as Kibby immediately crawls over to Carley, rolling her over for a cover. Bloo pulls Kibby off the cover but Kibby nails her with an eye gouge and shoves her towards the vehicle, with Bloo’s head hitting the front of it. Courtney stands on the vehicle as Kibby looks up at her, Courtney leaps into the air and catches her opponent with a hurricanrana, driving her down into the ice.] Leah: Have you just sat back and looked at this match? It’s beyond ridiculous! [Krysta then decides to get involved and walks over to Courtney, she raises her hand in the air and slaps her hard across the face. Courtney falls to the floor and holds her cheek. Krysta then drives her foot into Courtney’s face, knocking her down. Krysta then turns and sees Carley standing hold her face. Krysta runs towards her and tries to spear her into the floor but Carley counters.] JLT: Carley had Krysta scouted! [Carley grabs Krysta by the head and pulls her into a reverse DDT “The Cutdown” move, Carley then drives Krysta into the ice but the ice cracks, and both women crash through the ice and into the freezing cold water. A splash erupts and seeps onto the ice, getting the other divas wet as the referee runs to the end.] JLT: Holy crap! Leah: Classic! This is like Titanic! [After several seconds, both women come to the surface. Krysta is pissed and holds her head, Carley then begins to sob and Krysta turns to her in the water. Krysta slaps her across the face and begins to dunk Carley into the water, screaming at her.] [Goofy Goths look on in shock as Courtney runs towards the new hole in the lake but slips on the water and slides into the hole, splashing on top of Krysta. Krysta then begins to yell at her when suddenly from behind KibbyD rolls Bloo up into a school boy, the referee counts.] Leah: She’s got a pin, everyone’s distracted! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Kibby and Krysta won! [The referee walks over to Kibby and raises her arm in the air and blows his whistle, Kibby then begins to celebrate. Jinx turns around and looks shocked at the pin, as the women in the lake stop fighting and stare. Krysta then realizes she’s won and begins to applaud herself.] [Krysta then shouts at the referee to pull out of the lake, he walks over to her and kneels down, extending his arm. Krysta grabs it and he tries to pull her out but Carley and Courtney hold on to Krysta and pull her under the surface of the water, prompting the referee to slide down into the sub-zero water.] JLT: Kibby and Krysta pick up the victory but look at the chaos happening there! I can’t believe they’re stuck in a lake! Leah: I know, I bet PETA will have something to say about this! JLT: …why? Leah: They’re always interfering in environment affairs, what good is it for the wildlife of that pond to have those 3 idiots stuck in their habitant? I would be terrified if I was a fish! JLT: Well, lucky you’re not. [We cut backstage to see Katrina walking along, she’s dressed in a sexy Santa outfit, with knee-high boots. She has green tinsel draped over her shoulders and her neck, she approaches the office of Shane Rockford. She scowls as she sees Tequila sitting outside it on a make-shift desk, looking bored.] [Katrina reaches the desk and looks into Shane’s office which looks like it’s suffered a nuclear bomb. She sees a messy room with cleaners scrubbing the room, furiously working on the carpet and polishing the desk. Tequila looks up at Katrina and smiles, leaning back into her chair.] Katrina: What happened in there? Tequila: Well, some idiots decided to send me honey in a jar for a present. Holly Wentz dropped it and it exploded everywhere. Shane had to go back to the hotel and pick up a new suit and it’s just been…a complete nightmare. Katrina: Well, I’d like talk to Shane actually. Tequila: You’d like to do what to him? Katrina: Talk to him? Just about business. Tequila: Talk to me, I can persuade him into doing anything I want. All it takes a little wrist action. [Katrina rolls her eyes and begins to talk, Tequila leans back into her chair, half-listening.] Katrina: Okay, well you know in the Unleashed tournament? That bitch Krysta screwed me! I won my match fair and square, me and Lilith both did, and she decided to eliminate us from the tournament! There is no valid reason except for spite. We had to attack Vixen to get back into the running but we flipped a coin and Lilith was the one to get the shot. [Katrina sighs.] Katrina: I think that I’m owed a shot, I could have won that tournament, I didn’t get a chance to fight in the semi-finals. Neither did the others who were eliminated early, it was a biased competition and I’d like a shot at the champion. Lilith has agreed to a match too, she’ll fight me. Tequila: Okay, and where is my wedding present? Katrina: Wedding present? You got married in like June? Tequila: Yes and I still haven’t received it from you. I’m waiting. [Katrina thinks for a minute as Tequila raises her eyebrows.] Katrina: I took you to KFC? Tequila: That’s not good enough! Fried chicken may be absolutely delicious but it’s not a quality wedding gift for one of your closest friends! Katrina: I sang at your wedding? I did all the songs from The Bodyguard Soundtrack?! Tequila: Yeah, and you gave Kaci a headache. You really can’t hit the “And IIIIIIIIIIIIII” part, it comes out so flat! [Katrina looks offended and shakes her head, Katrina then speaks flatly, looking Tequila in the eyes.] Katrina: Tequila, I’ve given you almost five years of friendship. I have always been there for you. That’s a present enough isn’t it? [Tequila rolls her eyebrows as Katrina folds her arms, not looking happy.] Tequila: Ugh, stop with the sentimental crap. If you buy me a good enough present on the next Exile, you can get the title shot. Katrina: Fine. [Katrina turns and walks away from the desk, annoyed, heading up the hall towards the sound of Christmas music. Tequila begins to hum and glances over her shoulders at the cleaners, checking her watch, waiting for Shane to get back.] Jingle Bell Rock Match Aphrodite & Felicity vs. Crystal Hilton & Katima JLT: We have a Jingle Bell Rock up next which is no disqualification and we’ll see Stripped Champion Aphrodite and Rockford State Champion Felicity team up to take on Crystal Hilton and debuting diva Katima! Leah: That’s right, Katima attacked Felicity when she won the title and ruined her celebrations! Felicity also stole the title from Crystal too so I’m sure La Hilton wants to beat the hell out of that stupid Canadian bitch! JLT: I do think Felicity is outnumbered in this match, if Katima is a good wrestler, then Felicity is stuffed. Aphrodite never focuses on her matches, it’s a miracle that she has the Stripped belt! Leah: I know, I was hoping the Nguyens would beat her so we could have a credible champion but nooo! [As the fans cheer on for the action, A sudden music blasts throughout the place, "Play My Game" by the Donnas plays as the blonde vixen Aphrodite with the goddess name steps out of the curtains sporting as usual one of her many pink attires, She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who cannot help but love her ditzy attitude. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring while shaking some of the fans hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans, Once inside the ring she walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience before her opponent makes her way.] John Roe: Introducing first, hailing from Paris, France; at a weight of 125lbs, accompanied to the ring by Ruby, she is the Stripped Champion...APHRODITE!!! ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. She then quickly turns around and walks to the ring, and gives one final pose on the ring apron before entering the ring.] John Roe: Her partner, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; at a weight of 118lbs, she is the Rockford State Champion...FELICITY!!! [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.] John Roe: And her opponent, first, hailing from Long Island, New York; at a weight of 120lbs, The Rose Girl...CRYSTAL HILTON!!! [The lights begin to blink in and out in a strobe motion. "Jealous Girls" By Khia begins to boom out of the arena speakers. A sexy figure stands steady behind a screen. As soon as the first verse begins, the figure kicks through revealing the most powerful diva in the industry...Katima.] John Roe: Her partner, hailing from Passaic, New Jersey; at a weight of 165lbs, making her DU debut...KATIMA!!! [Aphrodite and Katima approach each other, the fashionistas looking each other up and down. Aphrodite turns her nose up at Katima and turns around, she begins to pose for the fans but Katima grabs Aphrodite by her hair and yanks her into the canvas. Aphrodite looks up at Katima shocked and Katima smiles at her, Katima then points to Felicity. Felicity leans over the ropes and extends her arm for Aphrodite to tag but Aphrodite refuses.] JLT: Katima really wants to fight Felicity, she wants the title it seems! Leah: So greedy, it’s unbelievable. [Aphrodite leaps to her feet and slaps Katima hard across the face, Katima stumbles backwards and slaps Aphrodite back. Katima then whips Aphrodite to the ropes, Aphrodite bounces back as Katima nails a powerslam. Katima then covers Aphrodite quickly as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Aphrodite gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Aphrodite does some have decent moves I suppose, I just hate how she cares more about posing than actual wrestling! This isn’t Hollywood Boulevard! Leah: Or Smackdown hotel! [Katima pulls Aphrodite to her feet by her hair and tosses her into her corner for Felicity to tag. Felicity refuses, folding her arms. Aphrodite then climbs to her feet as Katima walks over, Aphrodite clotheslines Katima into the canvas and boots her in the face. Aphrodite then tags in Felicity. Aphrodite and Felicity then pull Katima in a powerbomb position, Felicity hoists Katima into the air with Aphrodite using her arms to execute a double powerbomb.] JLT: Nice double team, I didn’t think Felicity and Aphrodite would gel together at all. Leah: That just proves how ignorant you are. [Felicity then grabs Katima by her hair and yanks her off the canvas and towards her corner with a hair mare, Katima slides into her corner, crashing into the turnbuckle as Crystal Hilton tags herself in. Crystal climbs to the top rope as Felicity runs towards her, Crystal leaps off with a flying kick to the face knocking Felicity into the canvas.] [Felicity rolls to her feet as Crystal does too, they meet in the centre of the ring with Crystal catching Felicity with a forearm to the face. Crystal then pulls Felicity into a bulldog position and tries to drive her into the canvas but Felicity scoops her up and shoves her over the top rope. Crystal misses the apron but manages to land on her feet, Felicity then turns back to Katima and runs over to her.] JLT: Crystal flew through the air but she pulled it back! Felicity’s gunning for Katima too! [Felicity grabs Katima by her head and yanks her into the canvas. On the outside of the ring, Crystal has picked up a chair. Felicity clotheslines Katima into the canvas and begins to stomp on her head, Crystal slides back into the ring and swings the chair, connecting to the back of Felicity.] Leah: Ouch! It’s over! [Felicity falls to the canvas and Crystal rolls her over for a cover. The referee drops to count.] JLT: Here’s the pin! [1] [2] [Aphrodite interrupts the count.] Leah: See? All that bashing you did and Aphy is doing well in this match, you should be ashamed! [Aphrodite then picks up the chair and raises it to hit Crystal with but Katima snatches it from her and spins Aphrodite around, Katima drives the chair into Aphrodite’s mid-section and tries to hit her over the head with it but Aphrodite spears Katima in the canvas. Crystal brings Felicity to her feet and whips her into the corner. Felicity holds her head as Crystal runs towards her, Felicity manages to counter by dropping to the canvas as Crystal collides front first with the pads.] [Felicity then rolls Crystal up into a school boy.] [1] [2] [Crystal rolls out.] JLT: That was close! [Aphrodite and Katima have rolled to the outside of the ring as Katima rams Aphrodite’s head into the apron and tosses her into the barricade. Katima then heads to the timekeeper’s table and picks up the ring bell, she heads back to Aphrodite as Aphrodite turns to her, Katima nails her in the face with the ring bell. The bell rings as Aphrodite falls to the floor on the outside.] [Ruby runs over and begins to check on Aphrodite as Katima slides into the ring. Crystal whips Felicity to the ropes and calls Katima over, Felicity bounces back as Katima nails her in the face with the ring bell. Felicity falls to the canvas as Katima drops to the canvas and begins to ram Felicity repeatedly in the head with the ring bell like a crazed woman.] JLT: What the hell! Katima is like a rapid dog! Leah: Jamie, don’t insult her looks! People always look weird when they’re angry as hell, but she’s not in the “Julia Roberts vein” territory! JLT: I mean, she’s crazed! [From the furious assault, Felicity’s forehead begins to bleed. Crystal frowns and tries to pull Katima off Felicity but Katima continues, Katima finally tosses the ring bell out of the ring, accidently hitting Ruby in the head and knocking her out. Katima then covers Felicity, hooking the leg with a smile.] JLT: Don’t tell me it’s over this way! I know it’s no DQ but come on! [1] [2] [3] Leah: Ha, it is! John Roe: Here are your winners…CRYSTAL HILTON AND KATIMA!!! [Katima stands and raises her arms in the air as she looks down onto Felicity, whose forehead is becoming a sea of blood. Crystal leaves the ring, not happy with the way she won and begins to walk up to the ramp. Katima looks around for Felicity’s title belt and spots it near the commentary table. She slides out of the ring and walks over it, picking it up in her hands and smiling at it.] [She tries to walk backstage with it but the referee stops her and takes it back. Katima shrugs it off, saying that it will be hers someday and walks up the ramp with a smile on her face, raising her arms in the air as the fans give her a mixed reaction.] Leah: Katima really wants that title, she should have just left with it. It’s much easier when you steal things, just ask Winona Ryder. JLT: Katima doesn’t deserve to have a title shot after the way she acted in this match! [We cut backstage to see Crystal Hilton walking with Brittany Williams, holding her hand, and Summer McCoy at her side. Crystal shakes her head, the two divas are talking as they walk. All of a sudden, a Santa in a large suit leaps out in front of them and has a present. Brittany gets excited and begins to clap, Crystal smiles.] Santa: And this is for you, young lady. [Santa hands Brittany the gift and she takes it with a smile, looking up in shock at Santa. Summer rolls her eyes and folds her arms, Crystal looks down at Brittany and smiles. Brittany thanks Santa and then starts to walk along with her mother with a new skip in her step, Santa calls out after the trio.] Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! [Crystal stops and looks at Summer in shock and speaks.] Crystal: Did you hear that? He just called me a ho, three times! Summer: I know! Crystal: Uh-uh. Hold my gold… [Crystal takes off her earrings and hands them to Summer, Summer stands with them as Brittany stands with her present. Behind her, her mother runs up to Santa Claus and leaps into the air with a Lou Thesz press, knocking him into the canvas. Crystal begins to nail him in the face with lefts and climbs off of him, she brushes herself down and walks back to the group. Brittany looks up at her as Crystal smiles and they continue walking.] Seasons Beatings Match Katrina & Lilith vs. Maya Okosaki & Tiger Lily JLT: We’ve got a Seasons Beatings match, the final match of the evening, with the tag champions The Occult teaming up once more to take on the friends Maya Okosaki and Tiger Lily! Leah: Yeah, Maya beat Lily for the Askai title and they’re still friends? Pfft, Lily should punk that bitch out! JLT: It was a fair fight, you saw it. They agreed to be friends. Leah: Friends is boringness, it’s better when two women hate each other’s guts or when jealousy tears them apart, it’s much funner that way. It makes me feel like DU is an episode of Dynasty or something. John Roe: The following contest is a Seasons Beatings match. The match contains all elements of the matches we’ve seen tonight but after the Jingle Bell Rock match, Shane Rockford has decided the disqualification rule does now apply and weapons are now banned. The winner of this match is determined by pinfall or submission. ["Alone In My Room" by Skin hits the PA system as Lilith walks out dressed in her usual attire, she has the Unleashed title around her waist and a demonic smile on her lips. She stands at the top of the ropes, running her palm down her neck. "Superstar" by Saliva then hits as Katrina struts out wearing a sexy Santa outfit, she waves to the fans and kisses her boyfriend Alexander. Katrina wears the tag titles on both arms, like a handbag as the Occult strut to the ring.] John Roe: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 387lbs, they are the reigning Tag Team Champions and the Unleashed Champion herself, accompanied to the ring by Alexander Dominiguez, Katrina and Lilith...THE OCCULT!!! [The opening sounds of Madonna’s “Express Yourself” plays through the PA system as the large screens begin to flash images of the California coast. The lights go bright and flash a variety of colors as Tiger Lily and Maya Okosaki steps through the curtain. Standing atop the stage, Lily smiles brightly as she stands dressed in a sexy Santa outfit, she waves to her fans. Maya is dressed in her normal attire and smiles gently at Lily. Both women walk dow the ramp, Lily takes as much time as she can to chat and shake hands with a few members of the audience while Maya walks directly to the ring and stands in the corner. Finally, Lily climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience.] John Roe: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 228lbs...MAYA OKOSAKI & TIGER LILY!!! [Katrina decides she’ll start the match first as Maya Okosaki steps forward. The referee calls for the bell and Maya and Katrina tie-up, Maya pulls Katrina into a headlock and flips her into the canvas. Maya grabs Katrina’s arm and tries to twist it into an armbar but Katrina rolls out of the way. Both women find their feet and Katrina clotheslines Maya into the canvas. Katrina then stomps on Maya and pulls her to her feet, whipping her to the corner. Maya lands in the corner as Katrina runs towards her.] [Maya hoists herself up using the ropes and catches Katrina in a hurricanrana position. Maya then uses the ropes to swing around Katrina, landing behind her and pulling her down into the canvas with a roll up. Instead of covering, Maya grabs Katrina’s legs and applies a leg lace in the corner. Katrina holds her leg and tries to reach for the ropes as Maya applies the pressure. Katrina’s hand clamps on the bottom rope and Maya releases the hold.] JLT: Maya is a really good technician, she plays by the rules too, I like that. Leah: Why? It’s boring! Katrina is a has-been too, I hope Maya breaks something of hers so she’ll spend Christmas in hospital! JLT: That’s not very nice. [Both women head to the centre of the ring, Katrina climbs off the canvas and ties up with Maya. Katrina pulls Maya into a fireman’s carry and flips her over her shoulders and extends her knee, as Maya’s back lands on Katrina’s knee. Katrina then drags Maya by her foot to her corner and tags in Lilith. Lilith comes into the ring and stomps on Maya, she brings Maya to her feet and lifts her into the air with a bench press. Lilith then catches Maya on her shoulder and slams her into the canvas. Lilith covers.] JLT: This could be it! Look at the power of Lilith! [1] [2] [Maya gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Maya’s not going to be beaten easily, I heard she studies her matches so she comes back improved for the next contest! Leah: She’s probably just vain and loves to watch herself, all this “bettering myself” crap is just an excuse! [Lilith brings Maya to her feet and whips her into the corner, Lilith follows up with a running shoulder block. Lilith then places Maya on the top turnbuckle and nails her across the face with a stiff hand, Lilith grabs Maya by her throat and lifts her into the air with another bench press. This time Lilith walks towards Tiger Lily’s corner, she then thrusts Maya towards Lily as Maya’s body flies through the air. Lily ducks and Maya flies over the top rope and lands hard on the outside.] JLT: Ahh! Maya could have broken some ribs there! Leah: That was classic. [Lilith smiles as Lily looks shocked and climbs into the ring, she charges up to Lilith and nails her in the mid-section with a kick. The referee restrains her as Maya holds her stomach, lying on the floor on the outside. Lily then points to Maya to the referee as he exits the ring to check on her. Lilith swings with a punch to Lily but Lily ducks.] [Lily nails Lilith with a spinning heel kick to the mid-section causing Lilith to double over. Lily then bounces to the ropes but Katrina grabs Lily’s hair and yanks her into the canvas. Katrina then yells out to Lilith and begins to climb to the top rope. Lilith pulls into a powerbomb position and moves towards the turnbuckle. Lilith then hangs Lily, as she lies with her body straight, dangling in the air.] JLT: This looks dangerous… [Katrina then leaps from the top rope with a 450 splash “Kat’s Eye” connecting to the body of Lily, at the same time Lilith powerbombs Lily into the canvas. Katrina then rolls out of the ring as Lilith drops to a cover, hooking the leg and waiting for the referee. Maya Okosaki has climbed into the ring and approaches Lilith from behind.] Leah: Lilith needs to look behind her! [Lilith doesn’t realize Maya is not the referee and keeps her cover, Maya then spots an oppourtunity and grabs Lilith’s leg and pulls her into her finishing Scissor Ankle Lock submission. Lilith looks shocked and holds her leg from the pain being applied to it, Katrina then climbs into the ring but the referee stops her. Maya continues to add pressure to the hold but from ringside, Katrina’s boyfriend Alexander slides a chair into the ring.] JLT: What is that?! Leah: I don’t think it’s hard, he’s helping her by cheating, honestly. It’s true love when you do illegal moves for your loved one, he must be really deprived of nookie! [Lilith picks up the chair with her hands and turns with her body, she strikes Maya’s leg and partly her own. Maya releases the hold and climbs to her feet, she walks towards Lilith but Lilith rolls over and tosses the chair to her. Maya catches it as Lilith mule kicks from the canvas, sending the chair into the Asian’s face. Maya falls backwards to the canvas as Lilith crawls onto a cover of Maya. Katrina points to the cover as the referee turns to count.] [1] [2] [Lily breaks up the count.] JLT: Lily saved her team! [Katrina then charges towards Lily, nailing her with a clothesline and stomping on her. Katrina then picks Lily up into a sidewalk slam but Lilith is standing staring at her with an annoyed expression. Katrina drops Lily as Lilith asks where Katrina was during the pin, Katrina points to the corner and Lilith shakes her head. Lilith turns back to Maya. Lily then comes from behind to Katrina, dropkicking her in the back.] [Katrina is thrust forward into the back of Lilith, colliding with her. Lilith turns and looks shocked at Katrina who points at Lily, Lilith then grabs Katrina by the throat and hoists her into the air. She slams her into the canvas with a ferocious chokeslam. Tiger Lily looks shocked and stands still, Lilith then gives Katrina a long stare as she lies motionless on the canvas.] JLT: What the hell?! Lilith just attacked her own partner, Katrina! They’ve been partners forever, why did she do that? Leah: Didn’t you watch? Katrina fucked up by not occupying Lily and then she had the nerve to run into the back of Lilithkins! JLT: It was an accident! [Lilith brings Maya to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Maya holds onto the ropes and counters. Maya and Lily then join forces as Lilith run towards them, they leap into the air with a double dropkick sending Lilith flying backwards. Maya and Lily then nail double kicks to the gut and pull Lilith into a double DDT, planting her in the canvas. Maya covers.] [1] [2] [Lilith gets her shoulder up.] JLT: The Unleashed Champion and the Askai Champion both have come a long way in 2006, they’d both love to top it off with a victory heading into Christmas and the New Year! [Lily exits the ring and stands in her corner as Katrina begins to stir on the canvas, Maya pulls Lilith to her feet and pulls her into a headlock. She tries to flip Lilith to the canvas but Lilith is too heavy. She moves behind Lilith and tries to German suplex her but Lilith counters by grabbing Maya by the hair and snapmaring her to the canvas. Katrina has found her feet and picks up the chair, the referee runs over to her but she pushes him away.] [Maya rolls to her feet as Katrina looks angry at Lilith and tosses the chair at her. Lilith catches the chair as Katrina tries to dropkick it into Lilith’s face but Lilith steps out of the way and Katrina hits the canvas. Lilith then tosses the chair to the Maya who catches it. Katrina then rolls to her feet, Maya then tosses the chair back to Lilith but as the chair flies through the air, Lilith turns back to Katrina. The chair hits Lilith in the side of the head, as Lilith stumbles to the side slightly and Katrina nails her with a roundhouse kick to the face, knocking Lilith to the floor.] Leah: Maya just hit Lilith with a chair, the cheating bitch! JLT: Oh please, that was by accident, Katrina was the one who brought the chair into the ring! [The referee calls for the bell as Lily frowns from her corner and Maya looks shocked, Katrina stomps on Lilith but Alex calls her and she rolls out of the ring and stands near Alexander, with an angry expression on her face. The referee whispers into the ring announcer’s ear. Alex then pulls Katrina up the ramp as they make their exit] John Roe: The winners of this match via disqualification…THE OCCULT!!! [Lilith looks surprised as Maya turns to Lily with a blank expression her face, Lily shakes her head and approaches the referee, beginning to argue with him. Maya looks confused and rolls out of the ring, walking to the back.] JLT: They disqualified Maya for that? After what The Occult did the whole match? That’s unfair! [The crowd erupts as Yuku Shiro wading through the crowd from the side, hops over the guardrail, dives under the ropes, and charges a surprised Lilith taking it to her with straight rights to the face.] JLT: SHIRO!! Leah: AWWW SHIT!! JLT: DOES THAT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO’S SCARED?! [Yuku backs Lilith to the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but the Queen of Hades stops her with a devastating knee to the gut lifting Yuku literally off her feet!] JLT: Lilith shutting down Yuku’s assault! Leah: AWWW YEAH LILITH!! WHOOP HER ASS! WHOOP HER ASS!! [The Unleashed Champion tosses Yuku into the ropes, and screams with rage as she proceeds to light Yuku up with left and rights, as Shiro tries desperately to cover up, Lilith chops Yuku flush across the chest leaving a bright red mark, and almost sending Yuku over the ropes. Lilith then takes Yuku and launches her into the opposite ropes, Shiro bounces off coming back to a salivating Demon Goddess waiting to take her head off with a clothesline, but at the last minute Yuku leaps twisting into the air, and levels her with an explosive spinning heel kick, the crowd goes nuts as both women go crashing hard to the mat!] JLT: Shiro battles back taking the Champs head off! Leah: Bullshit! The bitch ain’t even supposed to be competing tonight!! [Yuku springs to her feet first waiting as a slightly stunned Lilith fights to hers, Shiro then pounces on the DU champ locking on the Dragon Sleeper, and grabbing her by her pants.] Leah: OH NO!! JLT: She’s going for the Life Hammer!! [Yuku screams as she uses all of her strength to lift the 250 pounder into a vertical, but the DU champ squirms violently in the air taking Yuku off balance causing her to tip backwards. Lilith ends up back on her feet with an evil smile on her face, and this time cinches Shiro in looking to take her up into a vertical.] JLT: Lilith reversing it going for a Hellish Nightmare! The same way she defeated Yuku last time!! Leah: Dat’s right champ! Break dat bitch’s neck! [As Lilith lifts her this time Yuku pushes with her feet using the extra momentum to swing all the way around and plant the Unleashed Champion with and explosive Asai DDT!! The Unleashed Champion taking the full impact to the back of the skull doesn’t get up this time, as she rolls to her side clutching her bald head. Yuku gets half way up and then stumbles back into the ropes using them to hold herself up as the crowd goes nuts.] Leah: Son of a bitch!! JLT: A page out of the Ultimo Dragon’s book levels the Unleashed Champion! WOW!! [Shiro calls for a microphone, as she slowly walks over to Lilith standing over her. Yuku catches her breath before she speaks.] Yuku Shiro: As I was saying early tonight Lilith, you are the Unleashed Champion, the Queen of Hades, Leah: That you disrespected!! Yuku Shiro: But I am the QUEEN OF QUEENS, so I suggest you go tell your “husband” to buy a coat, because HELL IS GOING TO FREEZE OVER, when I come for the Unleashed Championship and make you, [Shiro holds up the microphone in the air waiting for the fan to respond.] Fans: BOW DOWN!! [Samurai Showdown by RZA blasts from the PA system as Shiro backs up exiting the ring motioning to her waist, as a recovering and enraged Lilith locks eyes with her. The Unleashed Champion lets out a blood curdling scream of sheer rage, as Yuku smiles back at her heading up the ramp way.] Brought to you by Rockstar Entertainments Epilogue Thanks to Paul, Tim and Tracey and anyone else I forgot for contributing to match writing on this weeks show! I hope you all had a good Christmas an are looking forward to 2007, it should be a great year for 2007! Proper feuds! Yay! Thank you for reading! -Card Subject to Change-